Extremity (2018) - full transcript

A young woman obsessed with horror subjects herself to hours of grueling torment inside an extreme haunt in an attempt to confront her fears and conquer the tragic past that haunts her.

Oh god, please take it off!

One More.

Pull it out!

C'mon, you're not doing it

He can't breathe!

You're hurting me! You're
hurting me!

Hey, I'm fucking serious! I'm
serious, I'm fucking done here!

We'll talk about you going home
after you stop fucking breathing!

- I want to go home.

- Oh, he's scared!
- No no no, please! No!

I've made a mistake, I don't
want to...


Can you be ready tomorrow?


Good. Your mission awaits you.

I 100% agree with you.

why we like physical media so much

is in that era, which we've

whether you were the big budget
Hollywood multimillion dollar movie

or the super low budget Roger
Corman film...


Allie? Thank God! Where are you?

Don't worry, I'm fine.

No, listen to
me. You're not fine!

I know exactly what I'm doing.
You just have to trust me.

I don't know if I can trust
you, because you're off your medication.

I know you are.

got them right here.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I didn't mean for it
to go so far. Just come home, please?

I love you. Okay?

I know I've never said that
before, but I do.

I wanna be deserving of you.

You have nothing to be scared

I'm the one who's scared. I'm the one
who's been scared for so many years.

Not after today.

Allie, just stop.
Wherever you are, just turn ar--

My name is Allison Bell. I'm making this video
as a stipulation before entering Perdition.

I cannot say where I am, but I can
say that I am here of my own free will.

Anything that happens inside
Perdition is done with my full consent.

I release Perdition and it's staff of any
responsibility for whatever may occur during my visit.

I'm here.

Leave your phone and
keys in the car. The back door is unlocked.

Proceed to the ladies' room, you'll find
a release form there. Sign it.

God, this place is a shithole.

Yeah, I think that's the point.

I'm so fucking jealous I
didn't get picked.

I'll call you when I'm done.

Love you.

wicked, huh? Yeah.

So this is it?

I think so.

- Zachary.
- Allison.

Let the fun begin.

I can taste the
asbestos already.

There's a light down here.

You ever do this before?

- No, you?

- First time.

I'm supposed to go in there.

- How do you know?

- He told me.

- Wow.

Shouldn't you read that first?

What's the fun in that?

Oh, I'm not doing that.

I will.

Oh Jesus, it's real.

What is it?

Put these on.


How do I look?

- Get off of me!
- No!

Get off of me!

Just watch it, alright?

Easy, buddy.

Fuck you, man!

Somebody please help me!
She's dying, I need your help!

Oh my God! Come on baby!

Do you know why you're here?

Because female maintenance puts
me in close proximity to razor blades?

Yes. That is why you
are here at this very moment.

But why are you back here, after
all these years?

I don't know how you want me to
answer that.

Because I'm fucked up? I don't

- You have unresolved issues. No
one can blame you for that.

But if you don't want to end up
back here, or worse,

you have to deal with them. Head

What the fuck are they
doing? Where-

Shh. I can't hear.

Your souls belong to Perdition now.

Sit down. Sit the fuck down!


Good little doggy!

Welcome... to Perdition.

- Am I being videotaped right

You've seen our
videos. Of course you are.

Every moment of your experience
is being documented.

So those Chinese people--is that
what they're here for?

Japanese. And they're from

Gashadokuro, you will treat
them with the utmost respect.

So is the world gonna see this?

I chose you for this night.

So consider it an honor.

Why are you here?

- I told you in my interview.

No, you told me what scares you.

That's not what I'm asking.

I have unresolved issues.

A fear. A darkness.

And you want us to what?

Literally scare the hell out of

- I guess.

- Any moron can scare you. It's

Is that was this is gonna be?

Cheap tricks? Because that's
gonna get really boring really fast

- Boring?

You have no idea where you are
right now.

No one does.

We could be dangerous people.
Could be killers.


You have a website and a YouTube

How dangerous can you be?

- I will be many things.

But boring will not be one of

- Masks don't scare me.

- Oh, we all wear masks,

Even you.

It's what's underneath that
scares us.

What scares you, Allison?

I don't know if things scare me.

Maybe I'm not being
clear. What limits you?

What holds you back from living?

- I'm extremely claustrophobic?

Lots of people
hate small spaces, Allison.

It's like being afraid of the
dark, or spiders.

Unless it comes from a real

What else?

This might sound
weird, but..winter.

You're scared of the winter?

No, I'm not scared of winter.

But it reminds me of my

And I don't like to remember my

Too many bad memories?

Yeah, you could say that.


Who's in here?

Who's there?!

I'm not scared of you!

The darkness fucks
with your mind.

It plays tricks on the mind.

It doesn't take long.

Tonight, you
have two people going

through Perdition:
Zachary and Allison.

Why did you choose them,

- All I can say is you'll see.

It was a decision I came to very

And after tonight, people will
be talking

about their visit for a very
long time.

Repeat after me:

"I belong to Perdition now!"

I belong to Perdition now.

- I relinquish all control

of my mind and my body

to Perdition.

- I relinquish all control of

my mind and my body

to Perdition.

I am nothing now.

I'm just a plaything

of Perdition.

- I am nothing now.

I'm just a plaything

of Perdition.

Do with me whatever you wish.

Do with me whatever you wish.

- With enthusiasm!

- Do with me whatever you wish!

- Now take off your clothes.



Take off your clothes!


You bitch!


Well, you don't wanna
do it yourself, I gotta do it for you!

Put those on.

Take off everything.

Take off the goddamn underwear.

All of it.

Now put those on.

See, that wasn't so hard, now
was it?

Babe. Not right now.

Just keep reading. I
won't bother you.

Seriously, I don't feel like it.
I'm sorry.

Don't do this to me.

I'm not asking for much.

I'm in love with an android.

Don't be a bitch.

Two months we haven't had sex.

Does that sound normal to you?

We're young. We have our own

We could be doing it all day,
every day,

but I'm not asking for that.

I'm just asking for a little bit
of passion.


Not once in a quarter.

Don't! Get off me!

What the fuck?

Sorry. I didn't mean that.

Listen, I get it.

You don't have to explain
yourself to me.

You know it's not you.

I know.

Still doesn't make it easy.

I'm gonna go out.

You move you die.

You love your
girlfriend, but her touch disgusts you.



Well, it's touch itself that
disgusts you.

One of our basic needs as

Don't be shy.


did you cut yourself?

Just give in.

I know you want to.

If you don't,

something bad's gonna happen.


Night Night! You're next!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.


Just do what I
do, or you'll suffer.

You both will.





Look at me!

Are you ready?

Would you allow us
to see your face?

You told me there weren't gonna
be any dogs!

And for some reason,
you believed us.

First one to find the exit wins.

Believe me.

You don't want to lose.

Twenty second head start, kids.

Dog follows.

Get going.

Hey! Wait!


Help me! Help me,
help me, help me!

Looks like Zachary won.

And so, he'll be rewarded.

Which means you lose.

It's a madhouse!

Say it! Say it!

It's a madhouse! It's a fucking

Say it! Say it!

No! No!

No, no, no! Please, no!

No, I promise I'll be good!

No, I can't! No!

It's exactly why
you're going to.

Please! Please!



Dad! Let me out,

Let me out, I promise I'll be

Dad! No! Please!

The more you scream,

the worse it gets.

That, I promise you.

No, no.


Let me out!

What the hell is this?

It's Jack Rabe's new

That underground filmmaker from
Ohio I told you about?

Are you fucking kidding me?


Geez, it's just a

Is it?

Yes, Erica.

Watching horror doesn't make me

which is how you make me feel.

This isn't horror. This is

And when you go after dark shit
like this...

I've seen it happen before.

I'm only trying to help, okay?

I don't need your

Do you wanna end up back in the

Is that what you want?

This is fucking dark
shit, Allie.

Rape, torture, beheadings?

What are you doing?

Put those down!
- I am!

Quit being a fucking bitch!

Get your fucking hands off me!

Please don't go!

Let me out!

Help me! Help me!

Let's just do it.

Let's just do it. You're so

- Help me.
- I need.


Hello, Allison.


I just finished
watching your submission.

I think you're an excellent


That's great.

I need a letter from your doctor

stating you're in good mental
and physical condition.

Can you do this?

Yeah. That's no problem.

What scares you, Allison?

I don't know if things scare me.

Maybe I'm not being clear.

What limits you?

What holds you back from living?

I went to the
website of this Perdition place.

Checked it out.

Honestly, Allison,

I don't see any therapeutic
value in it.

Now, you asked me to look at the

consider this as a therapy

I looked at it.

I read everything on that

and I have considered this

My answer is no.

I strongly urge you not to go.

And I absolutely cannot write
you a letter

of mental health.

You have made significant

over the past decade in the wake

of traumatic events in your

You've moved back into the

You have an apartment,

you're in a good relationship.

Don't throw it all away

over a dumb haunted house.

It's not dumb.

It's what I want.

It's what I need.

This infatuation with horror

has the potential to derail

all your progress.

Horror is no better than

It's smut,

dressed up as entertainment.

It serves no greater purpose.

It's death, on sale.

And on sale cheap.




I'm going to forget we

ever had this conversation.

Do I have to schedule another

No, Dr. Nicholas, we don't.


You forget about this.

You'll thank me.

Leave me alone!

The dog's alive! Yeah!

John Hainey, thirty-eight years

Been with Perdition for... geez.

Going on ten years now.

This is Russell.

This is pretty boy, Floyd.

Prop gun.

I used to work in special makeup

Underground films, mostly.

You play how many characters?

- Three.

Beanie, Psycho Clown, and

Now, the Gorilla is obviously
the one closest

to my own personality.

When I first started,

I was what we call White Skull.

That's the entry-level position.

Mainly grunt work.

But after a year of that,

I graduated character work.

This gives me more of an

to express myself artistically.

Tell us your name.

Phil Cutter. Been with Perdition
ten years.

What made you want
to scare people?

I served eight tours,

Iraq and Afghanistan,

and uh saw some bad shit,

and this is therapy for me.

How did you meet Bob?

He was a struggling screenwriter

when I met him.

He was writing a Vietnam script,

something for a military

He was a friend of a friend so I
helped out.

The script went nowhere, but uh

that was our first

and uh, he's an interesting guy.

What unique skills
do you bring Perdition?

What do you want from us?


Now listen carefully.

It's a simple question.

What do you

want from us?

I don't know what you mean.

What do you

want from us?

I want you to push me to my

What are you- what are
you doing to her?

What are you doing to her?!


What do you want from us,

Stop! I want you to stop!

That's the wrong answer.

What do you want from us,

I felt like I was drowning!

You can't do this!

Stop it!

Stop it, you're gonna kill her!

What do you want from us?

I want you to make me

face my fears!

What fears?


- Stop, something's wrong with
her! Stop!

Allison. Allison, listen to me!
Listen to me,

you're having a panic attack,

I'm gonna say a sequence of

and I want you to repeat them
back to me,

do you understand?

Now listen, here we go, here we

2, 5, 4,

6, 0, 8, 9.

- Six, oh, eight.

- Yeah

What's happening?

Don't worry.

It's all under control.

It's okay. 6, 8, 4,

1, 3, 7, 2.

6, 8, 5

--no, 4, 4...

- Calm down, calm down. it's


Take it easy. It's alright.

It's alright.

Stop. Stop!

Let go of me! Help!

Stop! Let go!

Get off of him!

Why'd you say "Daddy"?

Because I'm fucked up, okay?

Now we're getting somewhere.

Why are you here?

To see what I'm capable of!

Yeah, why?

'Cause I'm afraid.
- Of what?

That I'll never amount to

- Chill Hipster brain,

come up with that shit all on
your own?

- Yeah

From my parents.

Sounds like they know you pretty

What else they have to say?

That I'm not strong enough.

That I'm weak.

I'm... I'm

- a loser!
- Keep going!


Oh, you ready to talk now?



You ready to tell me what I
wanna hear?


Well I'm all ears.

Oh, shit!

Did you see that?


I got a treat for you, honey.

- No! No! No!


No! No!

I'm drowning!

Shut up and drown, then!

Tell me about your father.

Go to Hell!

I'm not playing.

- Why should I tell you?

You're just some fucking loser
in a mask!

I can't help you.


God, this mask can go fuck

I'm tired of this thing.

You know, I shoulda been

fucking Peep Show Girl.

I'm way hotter than that bitch

anyway and then she just comes
in like,

"I'm Hainey's wife!

I should be Peep Show Girl!"

Fucking stupid bitch.

What's wrong?

You okay?

Look at me.

Who's your sister?

Who loves you?

You bet your ass I do.

We're gonna get outta here soon,

Just temporary.

Grab a gun.

I love the way I look.


Help me!


You see this?

That there is Boticelli's map of

Now, Perdition,

that's my hell.

For the time,

yours too.


the crime that got me here,

well, that was cowardice

Didn't even get me to

the top of the first circle.

Now see I'm...

I'm just outside the gates,
right there.


every day,

I have to pay for my sins.

My family

would go on vacation in New
Jersey every summer.

Wild Wood.

My mom, my dad,

and my brother Joey.

See, Joey,

he was two years older than me.

His favorite ride was...

was always the haunted houses.

I'm scared to hell of it,

he would tease me.

Until I eventually agreed

to go on the ride with him.

But even then, I just, I just

still just, I closed my eyes

the entire ride, right.

But the scariest one of them all

called the Pit of Doom.

One night,

while we were there,

it burned.

Joey and I were on that ride
when it went down.

Halfway through the ride,

we stopped.

Lights went out.

Smoke was everywhere.

The place it, it...

was engulfed in seconds, really

but a man with a flashlight came

Found us.

He pulled us out of the car.

He told us, told us to hold

"Don't let go!" he said.

So he held mine,

and I held Joey's.

He lead us through this, this
burning maze.

Searching for a way out

but we couldn't breath,

and we couldn't see.

It was then that Joey's hand

slipped from my grasp.

And I didn't

say. A thing.

I was too afraid, hmmm? Yeah.

So I just kept moving on,

kept getting pulled forward,

and then it wasn't until we were

when they realized that Joey was
no longer

behind me.

By then it was too late.

Place was an inferno.

They didn't blame me though.

I was just a kid, right?

I could've said something.

I could've done something.

I let Joey die,

because I was too afraid.

Because I

wanted to stay alive.

What did he do to you?

I don't remember.

How bad was it?


Answer the question.

I can't.

I can't.

Please, I can't.

Okay. Then back under you go.

Let me in!

Open this door right now!

Right now!

Leave me alone.

What did I tell you about
locking the door?

Get up!

Take it off now!

Is that why you had that door

Take it off!

That's right cry!

How did you process
your mother's passing?

How do you think I processed it?

I was ten.

It sucked.

Cancer's a bitch, right?

I was under the impression your

took her own life.

That's one way to see it, sure.

But that's not how I saw it.

How do you see it?

She was just desperate for a way

The cancer was there, alright.

Not something you could see
under a microscope but,

it was there, eating away at

He let it in.

Your father?

The monster.

And how did he react to her

I know you don't want to discus
these things

but these issues should've been
dealt with earlier.

I was hospitalized for two

I think I dealt with them.

Not properly,

or you wouldn't be back here,
now would you?

He drank more.

And that's saying something.

And how did this behavior

affect you at the time?

It's hard to remember.

But it's there.

It's always there.

What is?

The weight.

The gnashing in my stomach.

The poison in my veins.

And it's his blood, too.

And it's black, and it's vile!

And the more I have to fucking
think about it,

the more I want to scratch my
fucking eyes out!

Very good.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Why'd you pick her?

I told you, she looked
better than anyone else.

There's something
you're not telling me.

Can't reveal all my
secrets, can I?

She broke my nose, man!

And you're just gonna what. cry
about it?

How about I break your nose,

and we see how much you like it?

You know how the game is played.

I'm the only one who knows all
the cards.

If you don't like it, then don't

There's something wrong with

Look, this is her
paperwork, right here, okay?

There's a fucking doctor's note
in there,

read it if you don't believe me.

Get rid of her.

You know I can't do that,

not with the crew here.

Send her home.

I need her here tonight.

And right now,

she's putting on one hell of a
show, okay?

Don't you get it?

I'm trying to take us to the
next fucking level.

Everything is riding on this.

Perdition, it should be the

And we should be enjoying the
splendors of the best,

But no, I have fourteen fucking
dollars in my name,

and I'm eating macaroni and
fucking cheese!

And you can't help but
pick the most unstable,

batshit crazy bitch you could
find, right?

And you poke around in that
fragile brain of hers,

just to see what fireworks might
go off?

What happened to
helping people, Bob?

If you don't like how I'm
running things,

then go.

Nobody's stopping you.

You're paying for my nose.

Send me a bill.

Get to the back of the fucking
line like everyone else.

Perdition is gonna fail.

And you're a shitty

Excuse me?

Yeah, you heard me.


Stay down, Bob.

What're you doing? Get outta

We ain't fuckin' actors, okay?

This ain't playtime. This is

When you say "real," you mean?

Real means real.

Do you speak English, you stupid

The fuck are you guys saying?

What the fuck are you
even doing here?

Goddamnit, get outta here!


Hey, um, it's me.

I know it's you. What do
you want?

Um... is Taylor there?

He's doing homework.

Look, I just wanted to, you
know, say hi.

Tell him I love him.

We're kinda busy over here,

we don't have all the free time
you do.

I'll tell him you called, okay?

Look, Rene, um, I need to talk
to Taylor, okay?

Just have a heart here, okay?

It's been like, a month.

It's not a good time.

Well, when...

When is a good time?

You're two months behind
on child support. Two months!

Look, I know. Okay,

but I... I miss him.

I know, I know,

Taylor needs food Bob. Taylor
needs clothes.

Taylor needs health insurance.

He's falling behind on his

and now I have to pay for a

Do you have money for that?


No, of course not.

You never have money.

You can talk to Taylor when you
pay what you owe.

Look, I'm his father, Rene.

Then act like it!

Anything else?


Go fuck yourself!

Nice. So nice. Scumbag.

Rene, no, Rene, just let me
speak to--

Move fucker!

The next game is called, "Run."

I don't wanna play.
It's freezing!

I don't wanna play!

I didn't fucking ask you, pansy!

Are you scared?

It's not loaded.

Think again.

Ain't no use in crying, little

It ain't gonna do you no good!


Nell pick up.


Is everything okay over there?

She's got a gun!

10-9, I didn't get that.

I said we're having fun!


Turn that shit off.

As I was saying,

the next game is called, "Run."

The object of the game is

to not fucking get caught.

If you get caught, you lose.

I'd suggest not getting caught.

Now run.

Run, little piggies!


Let's go huntin', sis.

They're gonna fucking kill us.


Did you hear that?

Gotcha, baby!

- Bum a smoke, man?
- Yeah.

Cathy picking you up?

Yeah, she'll be here in
a few minutes.

Think we ever go too far?

What's too far?

Fucking people up forever.


We haven't gone that far.

Not yet.

It's too much white noise now.

That's why we have to keep going
harder and harder.

Otherwise, we're just
gonna be forgotten

and... I don't know.

Like we never existed.

I was first.

They all stole it from me.

These... these damn movie studios

fuckin' franchises,

these East Coast hipster

These fuckin' horror directors,

and they got nothin' better to

You got to remember why
you started this.

Not to be the best. Not for the

You did it because there's not

a night that goes by

that you don't wake up in a cold

You're fuckin' scarin' me.

- You're in the right place.
- John!

You smokin' again?
- God no! Swear to God, no!

Get your ass in here.

Gotta go, man.


Turn around.

Guess what?

You won!

Yup. So that means you
get to keep your life.

And this little turd over here
gets to fuckin' die!

Allison, don't let them kill me!

They're not gonna kill you.

Because this is fake.


You're right.

We're not gonna kill him.


you are.

Point the fucking gun at his


What? You think this fuckin' boy

is any different from all the
other men

that have used and abused you?

Oh c'mon, Allison.

This little fucker's gonna go
off to college,

and the first party he comes to,

he's gonna find some drunk,
unsuspecting girl,

he's gonna get her alone,

he's gonna fucking rip her
panties off,

stick her face in the couch

and fucking rape her.

I'd never do that, Allison,

I swear to God, I swear!


He's a fucking liar!

You gonna let that happen,

She's gonna have to live with
that for the rest of her goddamn life

and you're gonna let that

Are you gonna fucking do
something about him

and kill him right now?

Do it. Do it, Allison.

Do it!

Allison, I can blow your brains

a fucking killer...

Do it!

The fuck?

Jesus fucking Christ!

What the fuck!
- Oh no!

I gave them the wrong--

I gave her the right gun!

He's dead!

I gave her the right gun! I
gave her the wrong fucking gun,

what the fuck?!

This is a fucking fake gun!

He's not supposed to be dead!

I didn't fucking do this!

- I gave her the gun!
- Somebody help!



Help me!
- Hurry the fuck up!

- Please!
- Come on, come on! Get her!

Get her! Fuck!

Fuck! What the fuck happened!

Did you do the dishes, sweetie?

Yes, Daddy.

Something you wanna tell me?

No, Daddy.

'Cause I, uh,

found a bowl that was missing
from the...


And, uh, the funny thing is,

I found it

in the trash can.

It was all shattered,

and, uh, some blood

next to the trash can.

I dropped it from the sink.

It broke.

Did you cut yourself?

- Where's the body?
- It's still there.

You left the body in the woods?

What, I don't know what
the fuck to do with it!?

What if somebody--
You want me to fucking go get it?

Fine. Fuck, I'll go get it!

Bring the body here,

and I'll figure out what to do.

The straps are for your own

So you don't hurt yourself.

Where's Zachary?

Allison, that was an accident.

No, we need to call the police.

- No, just...

No police.

We kil- we killed him.

Yeah, and you pulled the
trigger, okay?

So just... no... police.

It's m-murder.

- Don't

say that.

Don't ever say that again.

It was an accident.

There's no one to blame.
No one needs to find out.

- No.


We killed him!


I'm not going to go to jail.

I'm not gonna lose

what little I have left.
Not for him.

And not for you, okay?

And I will bury you


Before I let it happen.


test me.


what are we gonna do?

You know, maybe I know
someone who can

change your perspective on


Somebody help me!

Somebody help me!

Are you ready?


Then go.

It's your time.

Help me!

Help me, please!

Please, we need to call the
police! Please!

I don't know what you want from

Please let me go!

No! No! No!

Wha-Get awa-



Don't be
scared. Don't be scared.

I'm sorry I had to wear the

They made me.

- No!

It was the only way I could
come and see you.

I know I did bad to you.

- I wasn't right in the head then.

After Mom died,

it was the booze, it was never

Never me.

And I did my time.

And you know I paid for what I
did to you.

Fuck you! You didn't pay for

I can't let you run away again.


We can go back to the way it

Remember? You remember?

Remember how good I used to make
you feel?

I remember.

I think about it every day.

And every night.

No. No!

This is for every time you ever

tortured and degraded me.
You evil fucking piece of shit!

Damn fake blood got in my eye

when that squib went off, stings
like hell.

What the fuck?




Don't do anything you're gonna
regret, okay? Yeah?

I'm in on it, alright?

I've been in on it from the
start, I'm part of the crew, okay?

But this is, this is all just
part show.

Part of the experience.

Like bringing my father here,

part of the fucking show?

I don't know anything about your
father, alright Allison? Okay?

You're a liar.

I fucking trusted you!

Listen. Okay.

You need help, Allison.

Alright, so, why don't we
put the bat down?

We both call 911 together?


Allison, stop, this isn't real!

I'm sorry! Allison. I'm sorry!

Fuck you!


felt good.

Allison, you, uh...

y-you did it.

You-You survived Perdition.

Look, um,

I'm proud of you,

but, uh,

now it's just,

now it's time to just-

put down the bat, and-

and go home, okay?

It's over.

Now Allison, Allison just-

just put it down okay.
No, no, no! Wa-Wa-Wait!

Oh my god...

Allison, look just...

just stop before you do anymore
harm, okay?

You're having a mental

No, Bob. I'm having a

Oh God!



Mommy didn't want me to call,

but she's in the shower,
so I took her phone.

I just wanted to tell you that I
miss you and that I love you a lot.

I love you, too


I'm always gonna love you.
I'm sorry for everything.

Why are you crying, Daddy?

Daddy? Daddy?

That pretty little map
on the bottom of your mask?

I knew what that was
before you said a word.

Do you know what's at the bottom
of hell?


And con artists.

That's all you'll ever be.

Oh God!


It's just us now.

Don't worry.

It will all be over soon.


Goodbye, Daddy.

It happened again.

I know.

I don't like it.

It feels wrong.

It feels ugly.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

I'm gonna get us both out of

Okay, mom.

Don't call me that.

I'm your sister, okay?


This is my exit video.

Tonight was important for me.

Filled with fear.





It was... It was truly beautiful.

I survived Perdition

- I'm flipping starving!
- I swear to God,

if I open this thing and
there's dog feces in it,

I'm gonna fart in your mouth.

Who the hell is that?

Turn off your lights, asshole!