Duane Hopwood (2005) - full transcript

Duane, is that you?

Light beer?

Yeah, I'm trying
to lose some weight.

Hey, Bobby.
- Where are you headed?

Going home.

What are you doing
out here?

Nothing, just driving around.

Are you drunk, Duane?

I'm not gonna lie
to you, Bobby.

Yeah, that's good.

Listen, why don't you
come with me?



I'm getting off in a half hour,
I'll drop you home,

I'll call a tow for the truck
and you can pick it up in the morning.

How am I gonna get back out here?
- Duane, I'm doing you a favor.

Come on.

All right. You got it?

You okay?

All right, come on, let's go.
Let's get you out of here.

What? What do you
got in there?

I got my daughter.

Honey.

Come on,
Bobby's gonna give us

a ride home, sweetie.
Come on.

You get in the car, Duane.
I'll get your daughter.

This changes things, Duane.



I can't let you go on this.

Get in the car, Duane.
It's cold.

Let me get this straight.

You're doing 84
on the parkway, it's 2:00 A.M.,

your daughter's
in the back seat,

and you're twice the legal limit.
Am I hearing this right?

Your Honor...
- It's a rhetorical question,

Mr. Hopwood.
Do you understand the seriousness

of your situation?
- Yeah. Your Honor, if I could just...

No, Mr. Hopwood, you can't.

Now, I understand
the arresting officer

is going to pay Mr. Hopwood's bail.
Is that correct?

Yes, Your Honor,
that's correct.

He's my client's cousin.

Uh, we're not...
we're not really cousins.

Our fathers are
best friends.

We sort of grew up tog...

Here's what's gonna
happen, Mr. Hopwood.

I'm releasing you
on your own recognizance.

Your Honor,
my client feels...

I sympathize with how
your client feels,

but due to the fact
that Mr. Hopwood has no priors,

and it doesn't seem as though
he was fleeing with the child,

I see no reason
not to release him at this time.

I am, however, temporarily revoking
your license, Mr. Hopwood.

Your Honor, with...

with all due respect and stuff,
I really need my car.

I mean, I work at Caesars.

That's how I make my living,

and I gotta pay
child support.

What am l...
am I supposed...

You live in Longport?

Yeah.

You have a bike?

Yeah, I got a bike.

Well then.

Your Honor,
it's November, it's cold

and I work
from 3:00 A.M. To noon...

I'm not your
transportation coordinator.

Do what you have to do,
keep a low profile,

and I'll see you back here
in two weeks, okay?

Okay.
- You're a very lucky man, Mr. Hopwood.

Things could be a lot worse.

They could?

Oh yeah.

Bullshit. Bullshit.

Get out of the way!
- What the fuck!

Sorry, man.
It's me... Anthony.

Hey, Anthony, yeah.
You kind of snuck up on me there.

I wasn't sure it was you.
You got that parka on.

You gotta get one of those
reflector vests, dude.

Somebody's gonna
run you over.

That's what I'm hoping for.

Oh man, don't mess around.

I just ran over a seagull,
I swear to God,

and I told him
the same thing.

I said, "You gotta wear one
of those reflector vests."

You know what he said?
- What did he say?

"Fuck you!"
No, really, he said

they don't have them in his size,
and they weigh him down and shit.

So listen, you want a ride?
- Hell yes.

All right,
cool, man, pull over.

I'll put your bike
in the trunk.

You get switched?
- Yeah, I told Robin

I'd work 3:00 to noon
if he let me do stand-up.

'Cause I want to be
an actor, you know.

I'm fixing slot machines now,
but if I can get

some casino stand-up
under my belt,

somebody might see me,
and I can get an agent or a manager.

That's how it starts.
It's all up ford grabs, dude.

Robin?

Yeah, you know, the dude
that books talent in the lounge.

- Big fat black dude.
- You mean, Rahmn.

Yeah, Robin.

No, his name is Rahmn.

It's Rahmn. He's... it's like
a Muslim name or something.

Really? Shit.

You serious?
- Yeah.

Fuck, I've been calling him Robin.
- Well, it's Rahmn.

Fuck. I'm like "Hey, Robin!

How about letting me
do some stand-up, you big fat fuck?"

No wonder he's been
looking at me funny.

Rahmn. Hell.

Like the noodles.
Like Ramen noodles.

Yeah, we don't...
he doesn't like that.

Oh, okay.
- Don't ever mention...

Oh yeah? Okay, good.
...the noodle thing.

No, I wanna be in tight with him.
- Seriously.

I come out
at the top of my act, and I'm like,

"Hi, everybody.
I'm Mike, good to see you.

Everybody good?
Everybody got a drink?

Moe Greene. How are you?
Fredo, give Mike a drink."

You know that scene
from "The Godfather"?

Yep.
- I can't wait to try it in the casino.

'Cause in the movie, they're...
...in the casino.

Yeah, in the scene.
And if someone heckles me,

I'll just go,
"Hey, you know who I am?

I'm Moe Greene!
I'm Moe Greene!"

You know what I mean?
It's just bullshit.

You just gotta
work at it a little.

Listen, I got
a proposal for you.

You live alone, right?
- Right.

Okay, I'm looking for a place
to rent that's closer to work.

How do you feel
about a roommate?

You know I got the job,
so rent's not a problem.

I'll clear out
whenever you need me to,

'cause I know you got
the kids, when they visit.

You get a ride to work
instead of the bicycle thing.

I know I talk a lot, but I swear
to God I'll shut the fuck up.

Anthony, it's not you.
It's just a bad time.

I understand.
I understand.

Just do me a favor
and think about it.

Take a couple days.

And get
a reflector vest!

Maybe a little bell
for the bike,

you know, whatever.
It could work!

Hit me! Hit me!

Sir, you need to keep
your voice down.

I'm not gonna keep
my voice down!

You get paid
to pay attention,

and you are
absolutely killing me!

Here, let me work this out.
There's no reason to shout.

I'm not shouting.
Who are you?

My name's Duane Hopwood.
I work for the casino.

Lou, why don't you keep Mr...

Uh, Mr. Fuck You.

Please keep Mr. Fuck You's chair open.
We'll be right back.

Hey, hands off the suit, Duane.

That's all right, Tommy,
it's all right.

Here's the deal,
Mr. Fuck You. Listen.

Either you keep
your voice down, or Tommy here

is gonna put you in a full nelson
while I call the cops

and tell them some asshole is
mouthing off at Caesars.

Then the cops find out
who you really are,

and my guess is,
that's not something you want.

Am I right?

Which way?
- Right this way, sir. Thanks, Lou.

Look, I didn't do nothing.
That dealer's been dealing

too freakin' slow.
- Just save it. I know you've been

casing trouble at other casinos
and tossed a couple of times.

Oh yeah? How do you know that?
- I'll tell you how I know.

'Cause I'm Moe Greene.

That's how I know.

I thought you said
your name was Duane.

It is. Hit the road.
- What about my game?

Your game is over, okay? Now hit
the road before you get into trouble.

Oh come on,
don't do this to me.

Will you give me
another chance here?

Come on, please.
Listen, I've been up for two days here.

Give me a chance, will you?

Here. Just play
a few slots, okay?

Then get the fuck out.

Jesus.

Moe Greene, huh?

Gotta keep it fresh, Tommy.

10 minutes to cocktails.
Care to join?

Nah, rain check.
I got shit to do.

Oh, hey, I almost forgot.

Your ex is waiting
out on the boardwalk.

What, Linda's here?
- Yeah. I was coming over to tell you

when that guy popped off.
She said she'd meet you on the pier

when your shift's over.
- Thanks, Tommy.

Holy shit! I won!

I won! I won!

$100,000!

I won $100,000!

I can't believe it!

Yeah, baby!

100 grand!

Linda.

Hi. Is that my bike?

I'll get my own if you want.

No, it's fine.
You can use it.

So what's it like
riding to work?

Uh, you know,
it's November, Linda,

so it blows.

What, are you mad?

I'm thrilled.

It's not my fault
you lost your license.

I didn't say it was.
- Well, then why are you mad at me?

I didn't say that.
- Well, why do you seem kinda...

Look, Linda, we're divorced.
You should stop

telling me how I seem.

Okay.

I'm sorry.
- Um, Mary would like to talk to you.

Why? What's wrong?
- Nothing.

She just wants to talk to you.
She won't tell me why.

What about Katey,
is she okay?

Yeah, she's fine.
- I like this.

Thank you.
They're both fine.

My...

lawyer...

has suggested

that I revoke
your visitation rights

because of what you did.

Huh!

What? What are you...

Okay, look, I'm sorry, but l...

Linda, they take
my visitation rights away,

that means I can't see
Mary and Kate.

I understand what it means.

What do you...

you got everything.

What else do you want?

I want you to promise me
you won't drink

around the kids anymore.

Linda, please. Okay?

You're a drunk, Duane.
Do you understand?

That's what
this is all about.

I'm not a drunk.

Who-who...

okay, yes, for Christ's sakes,

I drink too much sometimes,

but, Linda, come on,
I'm not a drunk.

You're drunk now.
- Oh my God.

I just got off, okay?
I had two quick drinks.

Why? Why?
It's quarter after 12:00

during the daytime!
- Not for me, it's not.

I just got off work,
remember?

Some of us work.

Yeah, you work, and I don't.

You drink, I don't.

It's quarter after 12:00.
- Okay.

You're not safe
around the kids.

What were you even thinking?

My God, you know
how crazy I was?

I was out of my mind!
- Okay, okay, would you... not so loud?

I was just bringing her home.

I was frantic!
And I'm telling you...

Just calm down.
- If you drink around my kids again...

My... our kids!

Our kids!

Okay.

I'll buy you a new one.

Duane.
- Hi Carl.

Let's take a walk.

I'm calling a taxi.

What do you need a taxi for?
What's wrong with your car?

I got a '92 Explorer
with over 100,000 miles on it.

I got an '89 Volvo
my son uses

that got almost
200,000 miles on it,

runs like the top.
- How is he doing, by the way?

He's busy bankrupting me
at college.

Yeah? What's that running you?
- About 100 grand.

Jesus Christ.
- For a degree in communications.

What's that?
- Radio, television... I don't know.

Okay, Mrs. Fillipi,

tell us again what you saw.

I seen him

give him a handful of quarters

which he used
on my machine...

That ain't your machine,
you crazy old whacko.

Hey, let her finish.
...before he won that money.

I should have won that money.
- What are you talking about?

That ain't your machine.
- I play that machine every morning.

All right.
- I was coming right over

with my quarters
from my other machine...

You crazy freakin' whacko.
- All right.

Whacko!
- That's enough!

Tommy says it was
Mr. Alonso's quarter.

Mr. Alonso?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it was his.

Mr. Alonso was, um,
playing blackjack,

he had a problem with Lou,

we had a little talk, I suggested

he cool off by playing some slots,

and he got lucky.

That's it, then?

Mrs. Fillipi,

Mr. Alonso won that money
fair and square.

Now why don't you
go back to that machine?

Maybe it's still hot.
- I come here every day.

I'm a widow
on a fixed income.

I deserve that money.
Everybody knows it's my machine.

I'm very sorry, Mrs. Fillipi...
- I deserve that money.

But there's nothing I can do.

I'm a widow
on a fixed income.

Come with me.
- It's my money.

Mr. Alonso, collect your winnings

and don't come back.
- You said I won it fair and square.

How come you're giving me
a hard time?

'Cause you're a liar and a cheat,
and you've been

kicked out of several casinos
on several occasions.

Well...

Yeah, okay, whatever.

But I did win this.

You did.
Enjoy your winnings.

Have a nice day.

You know something,
Duane?

Sometimes lately

I get the feeling
you're not happy at your job.

I'm happy, Carl.
- Are you, Duane?

Because what just
walked out that door is

a potential
public relations nightmare.

Poor old lady loses,

scumbag wins.

I need sound judgment
from my pit bosses, Duane,

or else it's my ass.
You understand?

I understand.
- Good.

Thanks for coming in, Duane.

I don't see him.

I don't know if we should be
looking in here or not.

Let's just put it
in the box.

Would you do it?

I cut myself
on the mailbox.

Ow, ow! Fred,
you're on my foot.

Get off my foot.
- For chrissake, what about my hip?

Hello, Fred.
Hey, Wally.

I'm sorry, I was just kidding there.
Are you okay?

Do I look okay?

Just tell him
about the invitation.

Wait a minute.
Okay there.

Huh?
- The invitation.

Oh, the invitation.
There's an invitation

in your mailbox
to Thanksgiving dinner.

Me?

Yes, you, your family.

Oh, uh, how is that going?

Still divorced, Fred.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I realize that. I just...

neither one of us
wanted to assume anything.

Well, it's just me.

Um, are you dating anyone?

Oh, Fred.

Sorry.

Look, thanks.
Thanks a lot, Fred.

Thanks, Wally.

Uh, well,
I'll check my schedule

and you know,
I may be working, but...

What do you mean, working?
On Thanksgiving Day they make you work?

Casinos are non-stop, Fred.

I work holidays all the time.

Oh.
- Fred, come on.

Anyway, good night.

Okay, good night.
- It's in the mailbox.

Mary!
- Hi, Daddy.

Hey. Hey, you know what?
Grab your bike.

I'll race you
to the boardwalk.

Wait.

Linda, it's Duane.
I'm taking Mary for a ride!

A bike ride!

Come on, slowpoke.

Where's Katey?
- She's with Mom and Bob.

Who's Bob?
- Mom's friend.

He jogs every day.

He's in real good shape.

What, and I'm not?

Well, he's not older
like you are.

Well, how old is Bob?

I don't know.

So what's the deal
with Jogging Bob?

What do you mean?

Well, how long has
he been Mom's friend?

I don't know.

You like him?
- He's all right.

So Mom said you
wanted to talk to me.

Yeah.
- Yeah, what about?

Do you think
I can live with you?

Why? Why do you
want to live with me?

Just because.

Hey, because why?

Dad!
- What?

Just because.
- Hey hey hey, hold up, hold up.

Mary, you know
the deal, all right?

You live with Mom,
and I get to visit.

That's a shitty deal!
- Hey hey!

Watch it.
Come on.

And I hate Kate.

You don't hate your sister, Mary.
- Yes, I do.

She called me fat
in front of Bob,

and Bob said he'd take me jogging
so I can lose some weight.

I hate her stupid guts!

Okay okay,
hey hey, come on.

Your sister
loves you, okay?

I'll talk to her.
She shouldn't have said that.

I'll talk to her, okay?

I love you, okay?
- Okay.

Hey.
- Hi.

Sorry about the other day.

You didn't have to buy me a new bike.
- Oh, yeah, I did.

Can I sit down?
- Sure.

Here.

Can I have some
Honeycombs?

I'd rather you didn't.

Why are your feet wet?
- They're not wet.

Look at your feet.
They're soaking wet.

Sorry, it's my fault.
We took a ride on the beach.

Okay, go change your shoes,

and you can have
a small bowl of cereal.

We're leaving for lunch in 15 minutes.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.
- What? You're leaving?

I thought you wanted me
to come talk to her.

Yeah, I did, but you didn't tell me
you were coming now.

I thought maybe we
could all do something.

Well, like what?

I thought we could all...
I don't know...

maybe have dinner later.
- I can't.

Lunch?
- Hm-mmm.

Late breakfast?

No?

Can I interest you
in a "glitten"?

It's not a glove,
it's not a mitten.

This here's a "glitten."

No thanks.
- Okay.

Hey, Lin.

Duane.

Hey.

Lin, come on, please.

Please.

I've been thinking

about what you said,
and I think...

I think I'm gonna
try to do it,

and if I give up
drinking altogether,

I was wondering
if maybe you could...

I don't know... I was hoping
you would call off your lawyer.

Hi.

Bob Flynn, this is
my ex-husband Duane.

Hey, Duane, nice meeting you.
- You too.

Bob is going to be
taking us to lunch.

Yeah, you want to come?
We're just going around the corner.

Yeah, Daddy, come.

Yeah, quick bite?

Oh, did you tell Daddy who came?
- Who came where?

Oh my God, let me see.
Two in one day?

And the tooth fairy
gave you 5 bucks?

Thank you very much.
So what are you gonna get?

A necklace.
- A necklace, huh?

Well, we talked about that.

That's more of a grownup present
that costs more than 5 dollars.

What kind of necklace?

It's the same as Mommy's.
- Oh, yeah, which one?

It's nothing. It's, um...

It's a... well, I had seen
this thing.

I drew it out for a guy.

I designed a little...

And he had it made
for my birthday.

That is true.

It's great.

You got my flowers.

I did, thank you.
They were beautiful. Beautiful.

Bob threw them out.
- Mary!

I saw him throw them out.

Bob did not just throw them out.
- Lin, it's fine.

Mary, he didn't throw them out.
- No, what happened was

there were a little ripe, and I thought
it was time to throw them out.

We would never ever
just throw them away.

Lin, it's okay.
It's been a week and a half.

I'm glad you got 'em.
Happy birthday.

Thank you.

Hey, you guys, it's time
for "Powerpuff Girls."

Whoo!

"Powerpuff Girls."
- I'll be in in a minute.

Okay, don't sit too close.

Woo, thank God for
"Powerpuff Girls," eh?

You can say that again.

Well, I gotta go.

Thanks again for lunch.
- Oh, yeah, sure.

Listen, it was really a pleasure.
- Yeah, you too.

Mary.

Oh, yeah, how'd that go? Excuse me.
- Good.

She's okay.

She's just mad at Katey
for calling her fat,

but she'll be all right.
- I thought that's what it was.

You know, I had told her
that I am happy to help her

if she wants to
get in a little better shape,

'cause there's easy things
that I can do with diet, exercise.

Real easy stuff.
- Yeah, well, she's eight, so...

Yeah, no, I know.
- I mean, there's plenty of time for her

to be self-conscious later.

Yeah, sure. Although it's never
too early to start good habits,

especially with nutrition,
'cause at a young age, the fat cells...

You know what?
He's very interested in nutrition.

He's really healthy,

lives a healthy lifestyle.
- No, I know. Mary said "Jogging Bob."

Just Bob is fine.
- Huh?

Just Bob.

Well, Just Bob,
I'm just telling you

that she doesn't
really need to hear you

telling her she needs
to lose weight, first of all.

That's the wrong thing to be telling
an eight-year-old girl.

And second of all,
it's none of your fucking business.

Okay, you know what?
Because if you're gonna be an asshole...

Ah, asshole.
- Guys guys, really, it's just no...

Calm down.
- Duane, what are you doing?

Duane, what are you doing?
Duane, stop it, stop it!

Hi, Daddy, are you staying?

No no, I gotta go.

Love you.

Bye, Daddy.
- Bye-bye, Daddy.

Stop stop stop.

Hey, Duane.

Hey, Frank.

Duane.
- Anthony.

You know Aldo?
- Yeah.

I mean, I don't know him,
but he's a comic, right?

Not for long he ain't.

What's up?
- Aldo got Michelle pregnant.

Who's Michelle?

You know, the waitress
in the lounge, night shift,

18, 19.
She's got that tit-too.

Oh, yeah, Michelle.
What, he got her pregnant?

Yep, she started showing

and Rahmn was gonna fire her,
so then she told him it was Aldo.

Fuck. What's she doing
with Aldo anyway?

He's like 55 years old.
How do you know?

Patty told me.
- Who's Patty?

Bartender. You know,
she's got the black hair

with the white...
- Oh, yeah, like a skunk.

I'm telling your ass right now, Aldo!
- Screw you, you fat bastard.

Who the hell you think you gonna
fucking turn out on the fucking...

Screw this!

Who the fuck do you
think you're talking to?

Now don't come back here anymore.
You understand me?

Do you understand me?

Yeah, yeah, all of it. Get off!
- Shut the fuck up!

Hey, Barney Fife,
you got your shot.

You're on Tuesday night.
I hope you're funny.

Hey, listen. You thought
any more about what I said

about the roommate thing?

You can't ride that bike
everywhere. Let's face it.

Why do you want
to live with me, Anthony?

Why, I told you why.
I'm looking to be closer to work.

So just get an apartment.
It's easy.

Yeah, but...
- But what? But what?

What do you want
from me? Seriously.

I mean, you're...

What, you really
think you're gonna be some star?

You're... what,
you're 38 years old.

You're dreaming, man.
You're funny, but you're dreaming.

Yeah, well,
what's your dream, Duane?

Tell me what
your dream is, man.

At least I got one.

You know what?
I'm sorry.

It's none of my fucking business,
Anthony. I'm sorry.

It's cool.
It's all right.

You, uh...

So you really think
I'm funny?

Hey, come on, you know?
- Yes yes,

you're a funny guy, Anthony.

I knew it.
I knew it, man.

Look, I just don't
want to live alone, all right?

That's all. That's why.

Yeah, I'm 38 years old and I live
with my mom in Cape May, New Jersey.

But look, I know you better than
anyone else at work,

and I don't want to work
in a casino all night

and then go home to some piece
of shit apartment I'm renting

like a fucking vampire.
I don't want to do that shit, you know?

And I just thought
we can help each other out.

No harm, no foul.

You know,
if it works, great.

If it doesn't,
it doesn't, you know?

Hey.

The house, it's not even mine,
it's my parents', so...

You don't have to
pay me any rent, okay?

Just give me some money
for utilities and phone

and the occasional ride,

and we'll see how it goes.

Coast 101 weather...
it sucks! Ha!

Official weather for ya,

it's a nor'easter, mister,
so if you're inside, stay there.

That's my advice anyway.

Rick D'Angelis rockin'
the Jersey shoreline...

Shut up.

See, that guy, he drives me crazy.
He thinks he's so funny.

Who?
- Rick D'Angelis.

Rockin' the Jersey shoreline.

Shut up.

What are you doing
for Thanksgiving?

I don't know.
Probably just spend it with my neighbors

Wally and Fred.

Is Linda taking the kids
to visit her folks?

No, I don't think so.

So why aren't you
having dinner with them?

It's not gonna happen.

Oh. All right.

You know, my old man
was always on the road.

My mom was working
her ass off

keeping me and my
two brothers together.

She'd bust his balls.
He'd drink a little.

Not bad, you know?

But it always
worked out with them.

You know? I mean,
we felt it.

They just... they just...
they just loved each other.

Sickness and health.

That's right.

That's right.

Give me another,
will you?

I've got to go.
Go on inside.

Would you help me in?

Duane, it's pouring.

I've got to go.

No.

You have got to be kidding me.
- Oh, no!

Answer the phone!

Kakinada.
- Oh, God.

Do you think
I can get a taxi?

I don't know.

Have you been
to Kakinada?

God! Shit!
What am I gonna do?

Duane, I am serious.
I have got to get back.

All right, come here.

Tell you what.

You go to bed with me,

and I'll let you
borrow my boogie board.

Duane, I am so not going to
sleep with you.

Why not?

Duane, stop.

Why?
- Because you're drunk,

and you smell...
like a dead rat.

Oh, and that's
a bad thing.

God.

Ahh.
You're probably right.

Shit.
- Hey, you know, you're welcome to stay

as long as you want.

Think I'm gonna take a nap.

Get over here!
This is Duane.

He's the manager
at Caesars, and, Duane,

this is Stephanie, right?

Yeah.
- Stephanie, okay, and Sharon.

Sharon's got that
Julia Roberts vibe happening.

I'm feeling it, and this is
the lovely Arlene.

And over here
this is Erica.

So listen, ladies,
this is what I'm thinking.

I'm headlining Tuesday night
at the Blue Martini.

I do comedy and since Duane
manages the casino,

I'm thinking we'd love to have you guys
come out for the show.

You manage there?
- Duane's been there what, 10 years?

Almost nine.
- Yeah, almost nine.

And you're headlining?
- Yeah.

How come I never
heard of you?

Oh, no, I'm just
getting into standup.

I'm mostly an actor,
and Duane, he came out to L.A.,

and he invited me out here 'cause
he saw me at the Comedy Store.

Mostly it's the acting thing.

You know "JAG" on CBS?

I heard of that. That's like
that young guy, the cute guy.

Anyone seen it, anyone?

Okay, well, I do
a regular role on there.

I play a Marine doctor.

It's sort of best friend part
with the main character.

Really?

Because of Thanksgiving,
we have a couple hiatus weeks,

so I'm out here
doing my act at the casino,

some other pub.
- Pub?

Publicity. You know,
Regis and Kelly Lee,

Conan O'Brien, stuff like that.
- Then back to L. A?

We got three more shows
to shoot before Christmas.

Maybe we'll come.

Cool.
- If I can have your autograph.

You can have
whatever you want, baby!

Tuesday night at 10:00
in the lounge!

Bring your dancing shoes!

"JAG"?

Yeah, college chicks
don't watch "JAG."

Different "dermographic."

Howdy.

I'm Anthony.

Oh, yes, we saw.

Fred and Wally.

Duane told me all
about you guys.

Uh-huh-huh.

I just moved in.
- We saw you moving in.

How do you know Duane?

We work together.
- At the casinos?

Yeah, at Caesars.

We haven't been
up to the casinos in years.

Actually, we saw
Johnny Mathis about...

Yeah, he's good.
...some time ago.

How long ago
would that have been, Wally?

I have no idea.
- Yo, Duane!

Well, see, we're here to tell Duane
that we're changing the time

of Thanksgiving dinner to 4:00.
- Oh, Thanksgiving.

Yes yes, we're
having Duane and...

say, are you going to be here?
- Yeah.

Well, Anthony,
why don't you join us?

Really?
Great, absolutely.

Oh, couple things, all right?
I'm a strict vegetarian,

and I have ADHD, so you know,
I have a hard time sitting still.

Hey, Fred, hey, Wally.
- We just invited your friend to join us

for Thanksgiving.
- Oh, good.

Listen, good to meet you guys.
Wally, Fred, thanks for the invite.

Peace.

That's my new roommate.
- Yes, he was telling us.

He's quite a character.
- Oh, yeah, he's nonstop.

So Linda and the girls?

Yeah, they're gonna be having dinner
with Linda's boyfriend.

Linda has a boyfriend.

Well, these things happen,

and life goes on.

Honestly, guys,
I just got off the phone with my lawyer.

Linda's trying
to take the kids away,

so I don't know if I'm gonna make it
to dinner Thursday.

Well, that's
all right, Duane.

We're just a couple
of old men,

but any way we
can help, we will.

So why don't you go back inside
with your crazy roommate

and if you can,

come to
Thanksgiving dinner

Thursday at 4:00.

And we'll all... give thanks.

Duane. Sit.
- Carl.

The old lady went to Larry,
that prick.

Duane, I love you
like a son,

but what the fuck
are you doing?

How bad is this, Carl?

It's the game, Duane.

Oh, man, don't... don't...
don't tell me that.

I mean, I'm...

I'm in the middle
of it here.

Duane, listen to me.
You listening?

We're all in the middle
of it here.

I just took out
a second fucking mortgage

to pay for a fucking
degree in communications.

I don't even know
what that is.

But I'm not starring
in a fucking movie,

doing shit that costs
me my fucking job.

Duane, my fucking
hands are tied here.

Larry almost fired me.

You understand?

You saved any money?

I think Larry's days
may be numbered.

I heard they
offered him Vegas.

If he takes it,
we all move up.

I become Larry.
You're back in.

We'll see.

I'm sorry, kid.

How about you
finish out the week?

It's fucking mad, isn't it?
- What do you mean?

Why?

Because it was.
- Why, because why?

We did it.

I know we did it.

So... so I thought
it was good.

Mad, that's all.

Oh, no, it was great.

Okay, take, you know,
take a little longer to answer that.

God, that's all right.

No, it was...

I'm sure it was great.
I'm sure it was great.

It was great.

Hey, can I tell you something?

Yeah.

I mean, I think I can tell you this
'cause... you know,

'cause we're friends.

No, that's not what...
- I'm a friend, am I?

You know what I mean.

You know what I mean.

I'm kidding, Duane.

What? What?

I just hope you understand
when I say that...

I still love Linda.

You know?

Okay.

You know?
- Yeah.

No, Gina.

Whatever, Duane.

No, don't go.

Hey, Jake. Jaker, hey,
come here for a sec.

Hey, Mr. Hopwood!

Hey, Jake, how you doing?
- Good.

Good. Good.
Listen, can you do me a favor?

What's that?

I want you to go
inside and find Mary and Kate, okay,

and tell them I need
to see them real quick, all right?

I just need to tell them something.
Can you do that?

No.

No, why not?

Sorry, Mr. Hopwood,
I gotta go.

All right, don't worry
about it, Jake.

Kate has playtime
anyways now, I think.

Oh, yeah, that's her.
Hey, Katey!

Come here.

I'm her Dad.
Sweetie, hi.

Hi, Daddy, what are
you doing here?

Oh, well, I was
just around the corner,

and I knew you have
playtime now,

so I thought I'd say
a quick hello.

Are you warm enough, sweetie?
- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you sure?
- I'm sure.

Yeah?
How's school today?

Good. We practiced
for our play,

a Thanksgiving play.

Oh, yeah.

I'm a Native American.

A what?
- A Native American, like an Indian.

Oh oh, that's great, sweetie.

Yeah, it's fun to be the Indian, huh?
Pilgrims are boring.

Can you come?
- Oh, sweetie,

you know how I have
work in the mornings.

All right, kids.
- Hey.

Don't get upset, okay, please.
- Come on in, time for class.

Sweetie, I just wanted to come by
and say a nice hello, okay?

You know about
when I work.

Hello, sir? We're going inside.
It's too cold.

Oh, all right.
- Can I help you with anything?

No no, she'll be right there.

Hey hey, I'm sorry
about the play, okay?

I just wanted to see you,

see your sweet face,
sweetie Kate, okay? Come here.

Come here, give me a kiss.
Come here.

Kate.

Daddy, let go of me.

Off you go.

I been sober 15 years,

and every time
my mother-in-law

makes that funky-ass
nutloaf thing,

I want to jump.
You understand?

Not fall, jump off
the motherfucking wagon.

Now, we know
this is a bad time

or can be a bad time.

The holidays ain't for drunks
who wanna do right.

You know
what I'm saying?

So let's talk
about that.

We talk about it.

How about you?

Yeah, that's right, you.

Sneaky ass rooky.
I see you sneaking in back there.

My name is William.
I run this group here.

Welcome. Come on in,
get yourself a chair.

Join the circle.

Why don't you
tell us your name

and a little bit
about yourself?

Um...

I'm Duane.
Duane Hopwood.

Good morning, Duane.

Tell us, what's up
with you today?

Well, my lawyer said

I should do this.

I don't...

I've never been to one
of these things, so...

but I got
a court thing coming up,

and he thought

that this might help.

What kind
of court thing?

I got stopped
down on the parkway

last week on a D.W.I.,

and he thinks that
the judge might like it

if I showed up for
a few of these things.

Is this the first time
you've been busted on a D.W. I?

Yeah, first time.
Hopefully, the last.

I heard that.

So your lawyer thinks
you should be here?

What do you think?

What do I think?
I don't know.

If it'll help, you know?

I mean, I'm not sure

I need to be here, but...

Well, let me tell you, Duane,

I'm a recovering alcoholic,
but I'm also a lawyer myself,

and that's advice I'd give
to somebody with a real problem,

not a first-time D.W.I.

Now, you're in a room
full of people

who thought they could
get better themselves, including me,

but my experience... and I've been
doing this for a long time...

tells me that when a person walks
through that door,

they need help.

We're your friends.

Nothing leaves this room.

Nothing.

I...

I had my daughter
in the car.

My wife's lawyer...

I'm divorced...

is telling her

that she should have

my visitation rights
revoked,

which means I won't be able
to see my two daughters.

If that happens...

um...

I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

You don't think
you're an alcoholic, Duane?

I don't know. I'm...

my wife says I am...
my ex-wife.

My lawyer says
I should be here.

Me? L... you know...

I'm just...
I'm just sad...

is all.

I'm just sad right now,

because...

look, I'm not a drunk.

I, um...

I hate that word.

I mean, I work hard
and I pay my bills,

and I'm just... I'm just...

And I can't have them
take my kids away.

I can't have that.

I'm sorry.
I gotta go.

Hey, Duane.

Promise us
you'll come back.

Yeah.

Big Steve.
- 'Morning, Counselor.

That's her lawyer, right?

Yeah. He's not
a bad guy, actually.

We play softball together.

Shitty third baseman.
- Oh yeah?

The worst.

Plus, he runs like a girl.

Man, just try to relax.

Remember what
I told you, okay?

Mr. Hopwood,

do you wish to say anything?

Yes, Your Honor.

Now is the time.

Um, Linda, you know
I feel real bad

about having Mary
in the car.

Mr. Hopwood, please confine
your remarks to me,

not to your ex-wife.
- You know me, Linda, come on.

I would never do anything...
- Mr. Hopwood.

Yes, Your Honor?
- I will not warn you again.

Okay.

Do you understand?
- Yes, Your Honor.

Look, I know
I'm at fault here.

I mean, Linda's...
she's a great mom.

I mean, she's really
raised them.

She's had to be
the bad guy sometimes,

with the discipline,
because I just wasn't...

I mean, I was at work.

I was always at work.

I see that now.
I didn't know...

And then... then she left,

and it got worse.

You know... I know
I'm not supposed to tell you this,

but now I've lost my job,
Your Honor, and...

Who told you
not to tell me that?

Nobody.
Nobody, Your Honor.

- Nobody?
- No.

No, I just know.

Look, I'm sorry.

Your Honor,

I love my kids.

I love my ex-wife, still,

but I know she deserves
to be happy.

So do I.

My parents were
together 49 years.

And after my mother died,
six months later

my father, he just...

he went... too,

'cause he had
no reason to stay.

You see what I'm saying?
I need a reason to stay.

Your Honor.

What's with the bat?

I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Don't do that.

No no, it'll be all right.
- Don't do that!

Duane, listen to me.
You wanna go to jail, you idiot?

I'm telling you, don't go there.
- Why not?!

You gotta calm down.
- I am. Okay.

I'm telling you,
you gotta calm down.

It all depends on the judge
and how she views things.

Come on,
I was just upset.

I wasn't gonna hurt
anyone with the bat.

Duane, go home.
Stay there.

I'll call you as soon
as I know something.

You hear me?

Gobble gobble gobble, baby.

Thursday is the day.
Thanksgiving!

Turkey holocaust.

Oh-hh, poor bastards.

"Hey, what is that,
an axe?" Ouch.

Time to spend some quality time
with the family,

stuff yourself like
the little piggy you are.

Cranberry sauce,
potatoes, string beans,

candied yams...
ooh baby!

Coast 101!

Hey, how did it go?

I don't know.

I'll find out
this afternoon.

Oh, all right.
Sit down, man.

I wanna run
some stuff by you.

Well, what do you think?

I figured I'd come out
like this, you know?

I've got this whole pissed off turkey
monologue worked out.

Just wrote it.
I thought I'd run it by you.

It's brand new,
but I think it'll kill.

I mean, I feel like I gotta
grab 'em by the balls.

Just get, you know, nuts.

Okay.

You think it's too much?

No no, it's...

it's very funny.

So can you listen?

It's been
a rough morning.

I think I just need
to be alone for a while.

Oh, I'm sorry, man.
I'll get out of here.

No, that's all right.
That's not what I meant.

No, really, I'm cool. I have
a couple other props to pick up anyway.

So, you're coming tonight, right?
- Oh yeah, I'll be there.

Cool, man, 'cause I'm freaked.
I am so freaked.

For real. But in a good way,
you know what I mean?

I mean, things happen
for a reason, Duane.

You know what I mean?
They really do.

Everything's
gonna be okay.

For both of us,
you know?

It's gonna work out.
And you've been a great friend,

and I really hope things work out
with your wife and kids.

I'm gonna say a prayer.

Thanks, man.

And, you know,
if I don't see you

before you go up there,
you break a drumstick.

I like that,
right there.

That's funny. I'm telling you,
you're a funny guy, Duane.

I'm gonna
write that down.

Hey. What's up?

Let's talk.

Duane.

Duane.
Hold on, Duane.

Duane, listen to me.
You're only gonna make it worse.

Don't... Duane!
Don't do that, Duane!

Linda!

All right, yeah.
Hey, how you doin'?

Everybody, Mike,
good to see ya.

Everybody good?
Everybody got a drink?

Moe Greene. How are ya?
Hey, Fred, give Mike a drink.

Where are you from, guy?
- Philadelphia.

Philly. I knew it.
I saw you earlier

trying to cash in your chips
for a cheese steak.

I knew it.

And ladies, how are ya?
You're back.

40th year in a row,

you still haven't
broken even.

Come on, ladies,
let's pick it up.

Yeah, okay,
let's look alive, people.

Come on,
it's a comedy show here.

Ladies, how are you doing?

Excellent seat you got here,

looking right at the slot machines.
All right.

And how are you doing over here?
How are you guys?

Very cool. Where are you from
over there? Uh-huh.

Oh. Thank you.

Thanks very much.
Uh, am I finished?

I guess I'm done.
That's it for me, everybody, good night.

I'm just doing two minutes.
You guys can catch me here

tomorrow night,
performing from 8:43 to 8:45,

but it will be a different two minutes,
I promise you.

Oh, what are we doing now?
Oh great, charades, yeah.

Uh, you're a mime
who's suffered a head injury.

Uh, you're...

you're the worst guy ever
from Cirque Du Soleil.

Uh... oh oh,
something else here now.

Oh, uh, ladies and gentlemen,
a big round of applause

for the drunk guy

and my roommate!
He's also my roommate.

Can you believe that, ladies?
Unbelievable.

And my road manager.
He's my road manager too.

Yeah, just take a walk.
Stroll around.

Do whatever
you need to do.

Uh, no, sir.

Un, I'm too sexy
for my shirt. You are...

ruining my set.
Duane, man, what are you doing?

Duane, come on.

Duane, come on, man.

Rahmn, call the desk.
Hurry up.

Casinos actually
got odds on this fight.

Rahmn, hurry up.
- It's...

Rahmn, hurry up.

It's not funny.
It's not funny.

Morning.
- Word up.

Nice hat.

I do a rap thing.

Fresh. Peace.

I didn't even get to it.

I'm sorry, man.

I'm really sorry.

It's all right.

It was going good
before it became a duet.

Rahmn says he'll let me
go on again, so...

you all right?
- Yeah, I'm all right.

You're lucky they let me
take you home, man.

They wanted to call the cops,
send you to the hospital,

but I knew if that happened,
you'd probably end up in jail,

so Tommy and I dragged
your ass back here.

What the fuck were you on?
- About nine scotches

and an old hit of mescaline

some guy at work gave me.

Oh Jesus.
What did I sound like

on nine scotches
and a hit of mescaline?

Loud. You sounded loud, man.

So, the court thing
didn't work out?

No, I lost visitation rights.

And Linda is gone.

Jesus.
- With the kids.

I'm sorry, man.

You know,
I lost my job.

Yeah, Rahmn told me.

Why didn't you
say something?

Oh, I didn't wanna,
you know,

mess you up
before the big show.

I figured you'd hear
soon enough.

Wow. That was
nice of you.

Rahmn told me
just before I went on.

I was like, "Is Duane here?"
And he's like,

"Duane don't work here
no mo'. You on."

Mmm.

Shit, I'm sorry, man.

No, it's okay.
I was doing good, you know.

I actually thought,
"I can use it," but, you know,

when the alien
popped out of your chest,

I felt I lost
their attention.

I'll get it.

You should go take a shower
or something.

You're scaring me.
- What?

You look like shit, man.
Go shower.

You're having a bad...
hair... just trust me.

Just shower up.

It'd be good for you.

Morning.

Happy day before Thanksgiving.

Thanks.
Is Duane here?

I got it.
- Oh. Okay, yeah. All right.

Hi.
- Hey.

Who is that?

Oh, that's Anthony.
He's my new roommate.

Oh. Wow. How's that
working out for you?

Who the fuck knows?

So...

So you know I'm leaving?
- Yeah.

Yeah, I went
by the house yesterday.

I thought you'd already gone.
- I'd never do that.

The furniture was gone,
because we had to get it out

before the first of the month
so Mrs. Wakely could rent it,

but I would never leave
without saying goodbye.

Where are the girls?
- Bob's.

He's been offered a job
in South Carolina,

and he's asked
that the girls and I

go with him,
and I said yes.

Um, what kind of job?

Same thing.
His brother owns a gym,

and they're gonna co-run it.

If it works out, they're gonna let
the bookkeeper go,

and I can do that. It's not a lot,
but between both our salaries

and the child support
I think we're gonna be all right.

You know anything
about bookkeeping?

Well, I've been taking
night courses,

and how hard
could it be?

So you love this guy?

Yeah, I do.
- That's good.

One thing though,
he's got to back off Mary.

I know. I think he thinks
he's being helpful.

He just doesn't know
how to be around them all the time yet.

But he's good with them,
and he's learning.

How did
this happen, Linda?

Duane, look at me.

I know, I did it.

I'm sorry.

I know.

You're a good father,
and tomorrow,

if you can,
it would be great

if around 10:00
you could come by before we leave

and say goodbye to the girls.
This is Bob's address.

When I get there,
I'll call you right away.

I'll give you our phone number
and arrange for you

to visit them
in a couple of months.

Thank you, Linda.
- You're welcome.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh.

So, what are you gonna do
for Thanksgiving?

Anthony and I
are gonna go

to Fred and Wally's
for dinner.

You're going to Fred
and Wally's? Wow.

Well, that is

almost worth sticking around to see.
- Yep.

Almost.