Dolly Kitty and Those Twinkling Stars (2019) - full transcript

One, two...

-Another round, please!
-We missed this one!

Smile please.

Very good.

Very good.

Kaajal.

Dolly?

Where are you?

-Dolly!
-Kaajal!

-I found you!
-Where?

Here!



Pappu, hurry up!

Give that to me.

If you're too naughty, Mom will run away!

Come on. Amit, go pay!

Your sister Dolly is such a spendthrift!

You don't look like Empress Mumtaz!

And you never will.

Bharat, it's just a costume.
Leave him alone.

Come on.

Kaajal, join us.

-Come on, Aunt.
-Come.

We need the princess in the picture.

Ready?

One, two, three.



Kaajal!

I'm so glad you've come
to live with us in Noida.

Now whatever happens, I am there for you.

There is something, Dolly.

-Shall I tell you?
-Yeah.

Your husband--

Amit keeps hovering around me...

trying to touch me.

Kaajal, he's your brother-in-law.

He cares about you.

He wants to have sex with me.

-Did you hear me?
-What?

Your husband wants to have sex with me!

What? Have you lost your mind?

Your hormones are raging.

Perhaps, you're attracted to him.

Maybe you want to sleep with him.

-What?
-It's natural.

You're young.
That's why you're confused.

But try not to be confused.
Or you won't survive in this city.

Look!

Bubbles!

-Started?
-Whoa!

Come on. Let's get in fast.

Our house is up in the sky!

You'll be able to see right up to Delhi.

Please, come.

Papa, I can't see the cricket ground.

You can see everything from the roof.
Look, it's almost ready.

There will be a door here.

And see...

-the windows are almost done.
-Oh, they are!

Here's the balcony.
The air's so fresh!

So, yes.

You can't delay
your installment, Mr. Yadav.

It's been a year...

the building is far from ready.

The delay is costing me.

Don't worry.
It'll be ready soon.

I love this fancy tap!

It's the best quality!

Delays do happen, right?

-They do.
-Is this tap going to cost me extra?

Not at all, Mr. Yadav.

Don't worry, Mr. Suresh.

We'll pay the rest this month.

Sure, take your time.
But hurry up.

I'll take a loan.

There's a queue.

Who comes house-hunting
early in the morning?

Sorry.

Bloody witch!

Sorry.

-Is my room confirmed?
-Bed

-Bedroom?
-Not room, only bed.

Thank God, at least I'll have my own bed.

Pay an advance for two months,

or nothing's confirmed.

Stop daydreaming.

Taj Mahal!

Light.

-Thank you.
-We missed you a lot, Mrs. Yadav.

Yes, but I don't like it.

I've seen the Taj Mahal so many times.

It's boring.

We also visit often.

Taste these sweets.

From Agra's famous shop,
Panchi Petha.

Panchi Petha.

How was your weekend, Mrs. Yadav?

It was fantastic.

I went to the amusement park
with my family.

-Really?
-Yes.

It was fun.

-Mrs. Yadav.
-Yes?

-Tea.
-Oh, yes.

Mr. Pandey.

I need a loan.
A small one.

You work for fun, right?

Why do you need a loan?

Just wanted a new car.

Mrs. Yadav,

you know
we don't give loans.

Tea?

Sir, I need an advance.

I need to pay for a bed space.

Get back to your work.

Forget about the advance.

You've to pay
for every defective piece.

Sorry, sir.

It was a mistake.
Won't happen again, sir.

Please don't cut my salary.
I need the money.

Be grateful...

you're working in a factory,
not milking cows.

-Mr. Gippi!
-What?

I am a factory worker, not your slave.

The food is still not here!

We're having guests over.

-Mom!
-I can't take Pappu along.

Mom!
I can't take Pappu along.

-I'm not going with him.
-What happened?

Oh, no! Go bring the antiseptic.

Mrs. Yadav?
Your order from Ippy.

-Two hours late! I'm so mad!
-I'm sorry.

It won't happen again.

I'm never ordering
from Ippy again.

-What's your name?
-Osman Ansari.

I'm going to complain against you.

Get the food.

The guests will be arriving in an hour.

-Keep it here.
-Sorry, madam.

It's leaking.

Please don't complain against me.
I'm a student. I need this job.

Delivery boys can't afford to be late.

Let me help you.

Bring the food inside.
The table's getting dirty.

Yes.

In my new house, I'll hire a cook.

Here.

We'll also get an AC there.

There's no space here.

Mom, you've ordered food?

Bharat, go take a shower
and do your homework.

Where's the cut?

It'll be fine.

Will you play with my new dolls?

Sure.

No...

You're done, right?

Thank you.

Sorry, I was late, ma'am.

When you rate me,

please give me five stars.

You're rather confident!

-Did you want water?
-No, ma'am.

Keep ordering from Ippy.

And...

five stars...

Where are your emerald earrings?

Safe in the bank.

Don't these look good?

Where did you get them?

Don't worry.

They're fake.

Listen...

Did your office approve the loan?

They will.

Lovely.

I'll go make a drink.

We'll get an AC in our new house.

There's no power backup here.

When are you moving?

Luxurious buildings take time.

It already has running water,

a modular kitchen, and fancy taps!

-Wow.
-Why don't you buy one?

We already own a home.
Paying for a new one is impossible.

Our home was given to you as a dowry.

Your father contributed.
It's not a dowry.

Dolly's father gifted us this furniture.
Can't call it a dowry.

Gift or dowry, it's the same.

We women love to protest!

Have some spring rolls, Mrs. Kumar.

-Text me the recipe.
-Sure--

But Mom ordered the food--

Bharat, go look after your friends.

-But, Mom--
-Bharat, go inside.

Meet Mr. & Mrs. Kumar.

And Mr. & Mrs. Chatterjee.
I work with them.

And this is Kaajal.

My cousin.

Kaajal, what are you doing in Noida?

She works at Pritam Shoes.
In business development.

Looks like you're giving
your brother-in-law a hard time!

I'm not well, I'm going in.

-What happened?
-Yes, get some rest.

She could've stayed for a bit.

-Sehwag aced it in the cricket match.
-He was Man of the Match?

Yes, he was.

Stop pretending, Dolly.

I've figured you out.

Drink?

It was bloody hard to get you that job.

And you quit in a heartbeat.

I'm confused, Dolly.

That's why.

So now?

Cheers!

Nancy is cuddling with you in bed.

Are you having fun?

Nancy loves only you.

Brajesh, your skin is so soft.

And my silky, golden, blond hair...

is caressing your soft skin.

-Touch me, Nancy.
-Oh, Brajesh!

Keep it,

as a welcome gift.

Just focus on your star ratings
and gift sales.

That's it.

Hello.

I'm stuck in traffic.
Show me some love.

What's taking you so long?

Hello, this is Kitty.

Your new companion...
on the Red Rose Romance app.

Kitty, say "I love you"
and kiss me.

Sorry, it's my first time, so--

Say, "I love you."

Come on, Kitty.

Say "I love you," dammit!

I love you.

Only night shifts, Mom.

A car will pick me up and drop me off.

The office is fully air-conditioned.

It's freezing.

It's way better than the factory!

Totally high profile!

Thirty thousand a month and free food.

I'll send you some money right away.

I'm planning to get my own place.

No.

Dolly and Amit take good care of me.

But I don't want to be
a burden on them.

Yes, she's here.

Hello, Aunt.

Kaajal is everyone's darling.

She's my sister.

I don't want her to move out either.

But she's stubborn.

She called off her wedding
and came to live with me.

Okay, okay.

Alright, Aunt.
Give my regards to Uncle.

Okay.

-Here.
-You've served her so little.

Want her to starve to death?

She'll help herself, she's not a kid.

And why is Kaajal moving out?

We're her family,
she doesn't need to be alone.

She needs a room of her own!

Here, she's stuck with Bharat and Pappu.

She'll be back
if she doesn't like it there.

Right, Kaajal?

There's no salt in the eggs.

Mr. Pandey.

Can't we get an AC in the office?

I agree with Mrs. Yadav.

-It's very hot.
-We can get an AC.

But why suddenly...?

Call centers offer amazing facilities.
And you don't need a degree to work there!

I don't care.

And free food.
Continental, Chinese...

Also, air-conditioned cars
to ferry them.

Wow!

You've made lovely tea.

Mr. Pandey.

There's an AC
in the manager's office.

-So why don't we--
-Do you have one in your bedroom?

I've one in my bedroom, Mr. Pandey.

The bed's gone.
Someone paid an advance.

I'll let you know
once another bed is free.

But I need a bed right now, ma'am.

I have nowhere to go.

Please, auntie!

Stop here.

She lost 500 thousand
and her career.

Poor Strawberry.

So, do you plan to stay here?

Hopefully, if I get a bed.

Married?

Surrogate?
Or here for an operation?

I just need a bed...
that's it.

To the left.

Over there?

Mind the curtain.

Thanks.

-Thanks for the help.
-It's okay.

I'll get going, Mrs. Yadav.

-I guess you have college.
-I can wait for the AC to be fixed.

-Yeah, the AC...
-Yeah...

No...

-No.
-Have some.

No.

Please.

Thank you.

The cooling's strong, isn't it?

The cooling's fantastic, isn't it?

You waste a lot of money, Dolly.

It's rented.

And the doctor says...

it's best to do it when it's cold.

Really? Shall we try?

Do you remember our first time?

It was our honeymoon,
in Mussoorie.

I remember.

You didn't have a beard.

You look like a cleric.

I think I look like a hot cricketer!

Guess what?
The loan got approved.

-Why didn't you tell me?
-Never got the chance.

That's great news!

Since we have the AC in our room...

let's get the kids to sleep here.

Just for tonight.

Kitty, my pussy cat.

You like cats?

I love my cat.

She's the one I see every day.

Don't you meet people?

Only when I have to.

I guess you make good tea.

I guess.

I like it.

Make a cup for me too.

Kitty, make me happy.

Happy?

Bitch, say something romantic!

Hey, mind your language.

TALK ABOUT MOVIES

Do you like films?

I used to watch them with my wife.

Sridevi used to be my favorite actress.

Please don't stop talking.

Mr. India?

Have you seen Sridevi's film Mr. India?

Kitty, please keep talking.

What else do I say? How about... songs?
Shall I sing you a song?

Each breath bursts forth
To share my heart

Like a cloudburst
My pulsating heart

So, here goes...

I...

I love you

Wow! You're a star.

You handled that pervert beautifully.

All the best for many more.

Thank you, sir.

Keep it up!

Good job.

Hello, this is Kitty...

your new companion
on the Red Rose Romance app.

Some people work here
just for the free food.

Eat all you want. In the beginning,
the variety is dazzling.

The sweet and the spicy.

And some people have better metabolism.

Good joke.

But body shaming is so last century!

No, I didn't mean to--

Myself, Juhi. Hi.

-I am--
-Kaajal.

I know.

You're new in Noida?

Let's party sometime.

-Mom, that's our bus.
-That one? Okay.

Get up.

-Excuse me?
-This is the girls' bus. Go to your bus.

-Aren't both buses going to the museum?
-What's going on?

Ma'am, they are in the girls' bus.

-The boys' bus is the other one.
-Sorry, I...

But we're in the right bus, ma'am.

We're going to the doll museum.

-The boys are going to the rail museum.
-Why?

Come on, Pappu.

-No, I want to see the dolls.
-We'll go see the trains.

-No, I want to see the dolls!
-Pappu! No, we'll see the trains!

We'll miss the bus.

Pappu...

the bus will leave!

So what?
I want to go to the doll museum.

What's happening?

-That's enough!
-Mom!

-You're playing with dolls!
-Mom!

Mom! But, that's mine!

Mom.

"Genetic studies answer many questions.

If the mother has bodily issues,

it can affect
the mind and body of her child."

-What?
-Don't look at me like that.

I'm not saying it.
The health magazine says so.

And the father has no role to play?

It's not mentioned here!

Many diseases, one cure.

I did what I did because
I wanted to be happy.

Nobody forced me.

I couldn't do what mothers do

because I desired to live my own life.

I fulfilled my desire.

I don't want forgiveness,

just another chance.

Yours, Mommy.

Awesome!

One night out!

DJ Gujjar in the house!

Hey, ladies and gentlemen.

DJ Gujjar Number One!

My Juliet!

Our next question is...

what was Sridevi's
first Hindi film?

I'm the Queen.

Right answer!

You win a holiday to Agra

from Starry Travels!

Drink it neat
Enjoy the beat

You're getting high
And it's so sweet

Like a butterfly

You flutter with color

Mad fun, isn't it?

Greater Noida is the new Shanghai!

-I've grammar homework.
-Really?

Still guarding your virginity?

Said "I love you" yet?

-People often say it to get sex.
-But DJ has said it to you, right?

DJ wears his heart on his sleeve!

Shazia!

I love you!

I love you too, my DJ!

I love you.

Five thousand rupees, per piece.

But last time, you gave me 35,000.

The piece is hollow.

If your husband finds out
you're selling your jewelry,

you'll be in trouble.

Shut up, Pappu!

If the mister doesn't know, keep selling!
Who cares?

Pack all of it.

Madam?

Osman.

Can I drop you somewhere?

-Your deliveries?
-I'll manage.

You always give me three and a half stars.
Maybe now you'll give me five.

Well...

-Come on, Pappu.
-That a boy!

Need some help?

No, thanks.

Lots of traffic!

-Sorry, are you comfortable?
-I'm fine.

Bye.

Bharat's inside.

I don't want to play.

For you.

It's my favorite.

We've taken the wrong road?

Depends on your perspective.
The road's different, not wrong.

Works for my delivery.

Mrs. Yadav.

-Yes.
-Is the AC cooling well?

I'm used to it.

But sometimes, it's too cold.

Sorry, madam, sorry.

-Did you get hurt?
-No. But... I'll go.

-Let me drop you.
-No, it's fine.

Ma'am--
It's okay.

But we're right there...

Thank you.

Keep ordering from Ippy, ma'am.

I still won't give you five stars.

How are you, brother?

Come here.

Who's that?

Billa.

DJ's brother.

Get rid of that Muslim girl.

Right?

Get me a beer.

How's your music thing going?

-I've made a cracking new track.
-When are we going to hear it?

I'll give it to you.

Feed your college buddies
for free, Ippy boy!

What's that?

The bill, Billa.

Please pay up.
I've a lot of deliveries.

Here.

-Gulp it down.
-I don't want it.

Please... pay the bill.
I've to do accounts

-and my assignments--
-Working hard?

Think you'll be
the billionaire of Greater Noida?

Bloody snipdick!

Tell me...

does your snipped cock
give more pleasure or less?

More or less?

Billa, please pay the bill.

The bill? Here's your payment!

Let it go.

The Ippy boy's a virgin.
Get out of here.

Bloody cocksucker!

Get some food for my brother.

Let's eat.

Let's listen to your new track.

-I'll play it.
-Let's eat.

-Mom?
-Yes.

I have a cultural event at work.

Go do your homework.

Dress rehearsal for your office event?

No, just...

trying out a new style.

You don't like it?

It's great.

Shall we go for a drive?

The lights...

And the kids?

Heard of "the midlife crisis"?

You've all the symptoms.

Hello, this is Kitty,

your new companion
on the Red Rose Romance app.

Hi, Pradeep?

-Have you had dinner?
-What?

What did you eat?

Chinese.

My office provides
a variety of food, all for free.

That's good. I won't have to
worry about you every day.

Or I'd feel bad eating dinner

while my friend's hungry.

You're quite caring.

And daring too!

You are daring.

Or you wouldn't call me your friend.

But you said you're my new companion.

And you sound sweet.

So I took a chance.

But we've only been talking
for a few minutes.

So what?

You can fall in love
in just a few minutes.

Don't you agree?

You sound rather romantic.

Are you getting bored?

-Actually, I am--
-Actually, what?

I'm having fun.

It feels like I'm using the app...

so you can flirt with me.

Flirt and me?

No way.

I don't even know the "F" of flirting.

-Oh, really?
-Honestly, I don't.

Do you know the "L" of flirting?

"L"?
I'll have to think.

Tell me.

"L" for Ludo.

"L" as in, Ludo.

"L" for...

London.

Oh, God. You're so...

"L" as in London.
What were you thinking?

I thought, "L" as in Lucknow.

Oh, Lucknow.

Kitty baby's upset with me?

Your combination of "caring"
and "daring" is... ultrahazardous.

"Ultrahazardous"?

Who uses such words? Where are you from?

Are you making fun of me?

Never!
Now, tell me...

Asthua, Darbhanga District, Bihar.

Kitty from Darbhanga.

Tell me your real name.

Kaa--

How does it matter?

It's just a name.

-Okay, tell me your age.
-I'm over 21.

And you?

Just a few years older.

We'll be good together, right?

Do you like chocolates?

I'm thinking of sending you some.

Only if you like me...
as a complimentary gift.

A foreign one.
And Fruit and Nut is my favorite.

I'll think about it.

Is anyone there?

I need water.

Alright, Kitty baby.

Let's talk tomorrow.

Good night, Pradeep.

Please call me "baby."

Good night, Pradeep.

Please say "baby."

Good night.

Brilliant call, wasn't it?

The chat was a bit too personal.

But it was great!

-Kaajal!
-I'm busy, Dolly.

How busy are you?
It's easier to call the prime minister.

Call you later.

What happened?

Nothing.

Feels like a new era for women. Right?

Definitely a new era for you.

Bring it in. Yes, this way.
Watch your step.

Keep it here and plug it in.
Carefully.

Keep it on top.

Excellent!

Turn it towards me.

Hold on. Let me sit.

I can't feel it on my face.

Let me turn it towards me.

Perfect!

Wonderful.

The rest of the installment.

-Okay... Paying in cash?
-Yes.

The receipt?

-Where's your husband?
-He's busy.

Busy earning a living.

-Some snacks?
-No, thanks.

Okay.

-Here you go.
-Yes.

Thank you.

Look at that hot piece of meat!

The bus goes to Delhi!
Hop in!

Come on, sweetie!

Ride with us!

Looking hot! Come party with us!

Kaajal!

Get in!

-Hi.
-Hi.

Am I looking okay?

Looking fine.

You're looking smashing.

Fancy car. Is it yours?

Just enjoy it.

Comfortable?

-Mr. Chaudhary.
-Come, my sweetheart.

-How are you?
-Looking gorgeous as ever.

Thank you.

-Love you.
-Love you, too.

Ajay.

Hello.

Hello.

-Hi.
-How're you doing?

The usual.

Two whiskeys, please.

DJ Pyari, in the house!

How's the new building going?

I'm selling all
the flats in Star Heights.

Superb plan!
Sell the fucking building,

forget about the construction!

What?

Want to increase your rate?

How much?

-Bathroom!
-Bathroom?

Wait, I'll join you.

Greater Noida is a great city.

Foreigners, hospital, colleges, factories.

Ten thousand new jobs...
A racetrack--

-Can you play a hymn?
-Who listens to those?

-The metro's coming up.
-Turn up the volume.

Don't be a martyr.
We're all selling our bodies.

Your secret's safe with me.
Don't worry.

Shazia, I love you!

Yeah!

I love you too.

-Down with...
-Red Rose!

-Down with...
-Red Rose!

-Red Rose!
-Down!

-No more...
-Vulgarity!

-Red Rose!
-Down, down!

Is my baby in a bad mood?

What happened, Kitty?
Is everyone okay in your family?

-Yes.
-So, what's wrong?

I don't know.

Sometimes I wonder
if I should be doing this job at all.

And then, I think
I should just go back home.

And what would you do there?

-Did you like the chocolates?
-They were okay.

May have tasted better,
if we'd eaten them together.

-Should've called me at that time.
-I was busy.

-You were busy at night?
-Do you like the night?

More than the day.

-Not scared of the dark?
-I am.

But the stars only twinkle in the dark.

Kitty.

Pradeep...

do you think about me?

I do, that's why I call you.

I also think about you.

Really?

But you don't call me.

You know I can't, Pradeep.

Listen...

I've to go.

So, good night, baby.

Good night.

Why can't you just say "Goodnight, baby"?

I'm not as daring as you.

At least try.

Good night, Pradeep.

Baby.

Okay, bye. Good night.

Are apps like Red Rose
destroying Indian culture?

Or is it just a unique strategy
to boost gift sales?

We'll continue the debate.
Keep watching Noida News Service.

With cameraman Ashok Singh,
I'm Raghav Malhotra from Greater Noida.

Thank you.

Kaajal? Come here.

-You're all over the news.
-I was going to tell you everything--

Girls from decent families
don't do such jobs, Kaajal.

You should be proud of your sister.

A backward caste girl from Bihar
is earning so well--

Shut up!

Dolly, I'm just doing my job.

And smoking, drinking, partying?

I know you're going wild.

Even I know things.

Your Star Heights flat...
is never getting completed.

How do you know?
Did the builder tell you?

Yes.

What?

Kaajal!

Kaajal.

And Dolly,

this purple top
with the nuptial chain

makes you look like a freak!

The gold in your hair
doesn't suit you either!

I'm doing everything I bloody can
to pay for this house!

Is the building ever going to be ready?

Hello.

Dolly, please don't tell my parents
about my job.

They'll bury me alive.

Please, Dolly.

-Promise me?
-I'm not making any promises.

Construction in various new buildings
in the city has stopped.

Citizens who've invested
their life savings...

-are burning with anger.
-Bloody hell! Look at this.

Thank God we've not paid in full.

We'll pay the rest
when construction resumes.

Now you don't need
to take the office loan.

These bloody builders!

Fucking corrupt!

Don't stress. You'll pass your exams.

What's your breast size?

They wouldn't fit in your hands.

Shall I gift you some toffees,
or plastic roses?

Hi, handsome. June here.

What happened, Pradeep?
Forgotten me?

Liar. Keep my heart safe.

Hold me tight in your strong arms.

Just like that.

What's my cutie doing with his hands?

June baby, let's talk tomorrow.

Couldn't you bloody wait for me?

You're jealous.

Listen...

-now tell me your name.
-Only when the time's right.

First, call Kitty.

You got mad at me today
for no reason.

Honestly, I was really calling you.

It'll relax your muscles.

How do you feel?

I can't feel anything.

Mrs. Yadav, this is a civilized school.

With great values.

We cannot tolerate this violent behavior.

Why did you go to the girls' bathroom?

-I had to pee.
-But the girls' loo?

Makes me feel like one of the girls.

He showed me his pee-pee,
and his bra!

Who wears their mother's bra?

You wear a bra too.
I wore it inside my shirt.

Pappu.

Apologize to everybody.

What did I do?

-Apologize!
-Sorry.

Mrs. Yadav, an apology isn't enough.

We have to take strict action.

I apologize on his behalf.

I'll... fix him.

Want to be a girl?

You'll kill him! Stop!

Is there a connection
between my problem and Pappu's?

Dolly?

Yes?

You asked me to come.

Ma?

I've been waiting for you.

It's been over an hour.

You never fixed a date or time.

You came here as soon as you got my text?

Why don't we go in?

Get me a cold drink.

Charming dollhouse.

-Are you happy?
-Yes, extremely.

We're getting a fancier house.

You were so intelligent and talented,
I thought you'd grow up

to be a high ranking government official.

Then you should've stayed
and raised me.

Let's get to the point.

I called you to answer some questions.

I don't need any emotional drama.

You think it's funny?

Not at all.

Sorry. Ask me.

Did I ever want to be a boy?

You never played with dolls.

Math was your favorite.

But it wasn't a "boy-girl" thing.

How was your sex life?

What?

Answer my question.

With your father...

-it wasn't great--
-But with your lover, it was amazing?

Right?

Dolly, are you happy?

I'm... happy and fulfilled

with my life and my husband.

Extremely happy.

My sex life was deeply fulfilling too.

-But your lover abandoned you?
-But he helped me become free.

Congratulations on your freedom.

I want you to feel free--

I'm already free!

How did you support yourself?

I did what I had to do.

Why did you abandon me as a kid, bitch?

I'm not here to justify
my decisions, Dolly.

I made the choices I wanted.

I wasn't happy with my life.

So, I left...

that's all.

And, honestly...

I want to enjoy being a grandmother.

My kids don't need a grandmother!

I'm a good, dutiful mother.

Not like you... a heartless mother
who abandoned her child!

Do you have...

-any more questions--
-No. Please... leave.

I thought...

I'd stay a few days...

with you.

We'd have long chats...

Never mind.

Maybe some other time.

I'll get going.

How's Kaajal?

Why doesn't she visit?

Tomorrow's Sunday, invite her.

Call her now or you'll forget.

I'll call.

Call now.

The number you are trying to call
is currently not reachable.

Can't get through.

Are you senile? Try again.

Life was kind of simple

I was a bird in a cage

Now the door is opening
Just a little crack

The sky beckons
And I'm ready to fly a little

It's time to take flight

It's time to live the moment

I love you.

I've come to see the Taj Mahal IRL.
Miss you, baby.

First date in Agra then, baby. IRL.

-Baby...
-You're crazy.

I want an iPhone, DJ.
Come on, DJ...

-Pradeep?
-Kitty.

Yeah.

Hello.

Please sit.

-Water?
-Sure.

That's enough.

-Sorry, I spilled some.
-It's okay.

It happens.

After all, you've--

-You're being formal.
-I'll try not to be.

-Well, you made it.
-Yeah, I mean...

I had to meet Kitty.

Kaajal Kumari.

You're quite devious.

You gave me your number
but removed your display picture.

What if you hadn't liked me?

You're beautiful.

In Real Life.

You're also beautiful...

In Real Life.

The night is young, the day beautiful

The moment eternal

I've found my wings
I've let go of the fear

My heart's in a tizzy

Doing its own dance

Singing its own song

The stars are shining upon me

The sunlight is enveloping my heart

The clouds have disappeared

It's time to take flight

It's time to live the moment

-Kaajal.
-Yes.

-I forgot to add it.
-It's okay.

I need one too.

-What?
-A gum, for fresh breath.

Okay.

I want yours.

Time to go.

Bye.

Bye.

Take care. Okay?

I'll stay with you tonight.

-Have you done this before?
-You're the first.

-And you?
-No.

Do you have a condom?

-A condom? Yeah.
-Please put it on.

Listen...

can we please go slow?

-It's all happening too fast.
-What do you mean?

Let's just go to sleep.

THE BEST DJ IN GREATER NOIDA

Hey.

Running around like a slut!

Don't call your sister a slut!

-Mind your own business.
-You mind your tongue!

-Who the hell is she?
-Please go, Shazia!

Come with me.

-How many have you slept with?
-Dolly.

You came to this city to be a prostitute?

What if your parents find out?

I went to see the Taj Mahal.

I know how to have fun.

Not like you!

You've been in Noida for years.

You never go out to Delhi,

and you've never seen the Taj Mahal!

You've done nothing in life!

You're surviving, not living!

Ready?

Let's go.

-I think I have a fever.
-What?

My head's been aching.

You're not used to the AC.

Shall we go?

You all go ahead.
I'll apologize to Mrs. Chatterjee.

Well...

Alright.
Let's go, Pappu.

-Let's go.
-Bye, Mommy,

-Bye.
-Bye, Mom.

-Take some medicine.
-Yeah.

Don't drive.

-Why?
-You'll be drinking.

Okay. Come on, kids.
Kids, let's enjoy a rickshaw ride.

Sudden plan...?

I just felt like going out.

And you agreed, so...

Want some?

No, I don't drink.

You're a kid.

It's not that.

I just don't drink.

What happened?

Hey, be careful.

Drive faster.

Delhi, here I come!

For you.

Thank you.

My mother loves these flowers.

You miss your mother?

Sometimes.

-Do you miss yours?
-No.

I mean, not really.

Should I tie it?

Yes.

Help me.

Do you like it here in Noida?

You grab your chances
and you find happiness.

We should go.

It's late.

Don't you have college tomorrow?

I guess...

Yes.

Shall we?

Feeling better, Dolly?

Is the fever gone?

Shall I send you some chocolates?

Sweet, Kitty?

A little sweet, a little spicy.
Chili chocolates.

Shall I send some?

Feed me with one hand...
and touch me with the other.

I can touch you with flowers,

not my hands.

If flowers could please me,
I'd be senile by now.

What happened, Kitty?

You are funny.

What's with your voice?

Nothing.

My heart's beating fast.

I want to hear your heartbeat.

I want to hear you breathe.

Louder.

Kitty...

We'll move to Canada.

That's the plan.

He has to finish
selling a building, then...

-And DJ?
-That was a fling.

Keep my phone.

Keep it.

-Naveen got me a fancier one.
-Show me!

It's so cool.

Hello.

Pappu?

Where?

Yes.

-What happened, Mrs. Yadav?
-I've to rush to Delhi.

Why suddenly?

Mom, don't I look pretty?

Are you crazy, Pappu?
What if something had happened to you?

You can beat me at home.
Let me enjoy myself till then.

Do you have a condom?

-Sure?
-Yes, I'm ready.

Hang on. 

I'll get it.

I love you.

Kitty.

Kaajal.

I love you... Kaajal.

I love you.

Hope you're not thinking
about another client.

Huh?

I'm kidding.

I'm the only one, right?

A graveyard can also be heaven.

You say strange things.

No.

Okay, tell me...

what would you write on my tombstone?

"Osman Ansari.

Five twinkling stars."

On Rose Day,
you give roses to someone you love.

It's Rose Day?

I wasn't your first, right?

It's okay.

I'm glad you're my first.

I'm older than you, baby, so...

I'm not interested
in your past experiences.

You're not my first...

but I swear, you're my last.

So, can I claim you as my boyfriend?

Yeah, baby.

"Boyfriend" sounds good.

Love will destroy you, love is painful
There's no hope in love

Only misery awaits
If you walk the path of love

Love's a weapon, love's a dagger
Searing through your heart

Love's unjust, it will punish you

It will dig into your heart
And chop it into a million pieces

Pure love's a poison
It'll kill you with its deadly fangs

Shakespeare was a fraud
And so was his Juliet

Today's Romeo dies in vain

And Juliet thrives

POLICE

Sir.

Chhatra...

Chhatra what?

Chhatrasaar Singh.

Pradeep.

Address...

Sir.

Can we settle this?
If I pay...?

Won't happen again, sir. I promise.

Go.

Pradeep!

Your "lover boy" didn't help you get out.

He fled.

Call somebody from your family.

Screw the romance. Call!

Keep your sister on a leash.

Let's go.

Bloody slut.

How much was he paying you?

Shame on you!

I'm not a bad person, Dolly.

You're the only one I have.

Please, Dolly...

Please don't be mad at me.

He is a client but...

I love him.

I didn't take a penny from him, I swear.

But he lied to me.

Kaajal...

You also love your husband.

I'm sorry I said those things about him.

But you told the truth.

Can I get a drink?

What?

This job you've picked up...

Do you like it?

The first time I said "I love you"

was to a client.

Every second client just wants phone sex.

Sometimes I hate myself.

Am I a whore?

And if I'm one, it's fine.

I'm just doing my job.

Was I forced to sell romance?

No.

I made that choice.

If I'd had other choices,
I may not have...

Sometimes, I feel

it'd be great to have
this service for women!

I lost my virginity today.

My first time and so disappointing!

I didn't even climax.

I just bled.

It's been two years...

since I've had sex with Amit.

Why?

I'm "frozen."

What do you mean?

In English, it's called "frigid."

There is no sensation

and penetration is painful...

I'm never in the mood.

Why?

I had my hymen restitched
before marriage.

I don't know...

Maybe it's a side effect.

You had a boyfriend in college?

And this boy today?

He's a delivery boy.

I've seen him around. He's sweet...

and a little naive.

Dolly!

It's my new love...

whiskey.

Ditto.

Dolly...

Lean back.

-Drank too much.
-Let me.

-It's never happened before.
-Don't worry.

Please take the baby, she's crying.

Kitty!

Kitty, listen.

Are you crazy?

-Let go!
-Why are you here?

You're married!

You have a kid! You're scum!

-I was going to tell you.
-When?

-I was going to.
-When?

Calm down, baby.
We'll talk about this later. Please, baby.

I'm not your "baby,"
Mr. Chhatrasaar Singh.

Sorry.

I'm a virgin.

I mean, I was.

Thank you, Mrs. Yadav.

I should be thanking you.

"To see a world in a grain of sand

And a heaven in a wild flower

To hold infinity in the palm of your hand

And eternity in an hour"

According to William Blake,

we can live an eternity
in just an hour.

You don't even know my name.

You never told me.

Once I get a real job, marry me.

Get your business degree
and land a fancy job.

When you head a big company,

I'll see your picture in the paper
and feel happy.

I'd still want you to marry me.

What happened?

I'm not "frozen."

Really?

Good.

Good?

How can I take you seriously?

How do you know
your problem's solved?

Had sex with Ghanshyam Pandey?

Mrs. Yadav?

What's gotten into you?

Nothing.

I'm finally enjoying my tea.

Hello.

Kitty, this side.

Kitty... Hold me tight.

Holding you, darling.
How much tighter?

Come home and hold me for real.

-And your wife?
-Wife?

In the mood for a threesome?

Yes, Amit... your wife.
What about her?

What nonsense!

-I've paid you.
-I'm serious.

Does Dolly know you do this?

Dolly?

She's too innocent.
She can't see the real you.

I want to tell the whole family--

I guess this job is too much for you.

Need a lift, sweetie?
Come on, hop in!

You shouldn't have called
her parents here.

Why not? It's my duty.

Kaajal's our responsibility.

They should know what job
their daughter does.

And how do you know?

Don't embarrass us, please!

You've brought us enough shame already!

And now, this?

You're blaming me...

-but what about Amit using the app?
-Don't disrespect your brother-in-law.

Come back to Darbhanga.

We'll marry you off to a decent man.

You can live with dignity.
So, don't be an idiot!

Bharat.

Anything else, Pappu?

Which flavor? 

Two raspberry ice creams.

I don't want it.

What? Are you not well?

I don't want it.

On the theme of women's empowerment,

world-famous artist
Damyanti Rai has made this installation.

You'll see it in a few minutes.

Ladies and gentlemen,
those who aren't lucky in love

are always lucky in life.

They create their own destiny.

I present to you,
my new song... "Luck!"

Kaajal!

Kaajal, I'll abandon everything.

My family, my job, everything!

-And then?
-Whatever you want!

You can't give me what I want.

Go, your wife's waiting.

Hearts will be broken

Dreams will be shattered

Don't stop hoping
You can't stop living

Seize the day
Find your eternity in the moment

Celebrate the fleeting chances

Be destiny's child
Life is full of surprises

Don't stop hoping, you can't stop living

Let your heart burn
But say goodbye

Let go of your love
Celebrate life

Yoni, Furj, Vagina...

It has many names.

It's a woman's bliss, her rage,
her fire...

her freedom.

I'm a Noida gal
Be warned

Dare you look me in the eye
I'll give you a black eye

DJ Pyaari!

DJ Pyaari, admit defeat!

Wrap up your console and go home.

Shut up, DJ!

Take your "builder boy"
and get out!

This installation is a celebration…

How dare she!

…of the metaphoric feminine that exists--

Take it down!

What the hell is this?

This is against Indian culture.

Take it down!
Get rid of it!

Bharat, careful.

You left me because he has more money!

Is it a crime to think about my future--

-Osman?
-Dolly.

-Osman, wake up.
-Dolly!

Amit...

Move aside!

DIRTY TRADE

You did it in our bedroom?

On our bed?

I don't know who will bury him.

You've gone mad, Dolly!

Making that "child" your lover!

You're just like your mother.

What?

Where are you going?

What does he have that I don't?

Is it because he's young?

You think I'm senile?

Tell me!

What?

Don't I satisfy you?

Huh?

What about my needs?

Ever thought about me?

Will you keep sleeping
with young boys all your life?

Think you'll be young forever?

You tried to touch Kaajal!

That was wrong.

I only tried. But you?

That was consensual.
We didn't force each other.

Okay,

I admit I was wrong.

Don't know what I was thinking.
I was frustrated, Dolly.

We hadn't had sex for two years

-That's not Kaajal's fault.
-Listen to me.

I'll get treated.

Counseling, therapy, anything...

I'll find a better paying job.

You want more money, right?

Money? I arrange it all the time.

And you never ask me how.

I've never gotten a loan.

I pawn my jewelry,
steal from the office...

I ensure we make ends meet.

Don't look at me like that.

The truth hurts, doesn't it?

Forget all that, Dolly.

We'll get our new house,
our kids are young...

Anyway, he's dead.

Even during our honeymoon...

I hardly felt anything.

I thought things would
get better with time.

But they didn't.

I don't desire you, Amit.

This pretense
of being happy and smiling...

I can't do it anymore.

Where will you go?

I don't know.

Bharat, pack some clothes.

Come on, Bharat. We're leaving.

Pappu, wake up.

Hurry up, Pappu.

You were right.

I'm just like my mother.

OSMAN ANSARI - 5 STARS

Sir.

I was serious about what I offered.

All the other girls may quit,
but I'll stand by Red Rose.

My idea will be successful, sir.

I have full faith.

I'm proud to work as a voice operator
at the Red Rose Romance app.

As actors sell performances...

we sell romance through our voices.

As society modernizes,

people are more lonely than ever before.

And we try to fill that void.

And since women too, feel lonely...

we're going to...

launch the Ladies Special Red Rose app.

Greater Noida is the city of dreams...

and we girls, are its future.

Thank you.

-For me?
-Yes.

ROAD TO AGRA