Dinoshark (2010) - full transcript
A baby dinoshark evolves into a ferocious predatory adult, terrorising tourists and locals offshore from Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.
Hola, Javier.
Hola.
Como estas?
Bien.
Zeke?
You're late.
I'm in a hurry.
Oh, it's good
to see you too, buddy.
The chart's are right
over there, they're all current.
Business has been pretty good,
shouldn't have a problem
keeping the boat full.
I've got eight for you
for tomorrow morning.
So, be here at 9:00 sharp.
Most of my luck's
been over at Los Arcos,
but then I guess you know
your way around the bay.
Yeah, I guess I do.
I've got no reception in the
USA, so you're on your own.
Oh, how sad for me.
Yeah, yeah. Well, try not
to screw things up, okay?
Copy that.
See you in a couple
of months.
Alright.
Hey, and don't sink the boat.
Adios!
You still throw like a girl!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What'd you expect, the QE2, huh?
Hola!
Things must've gotten very bad
for you to come back here, huh?
It's only temporary.
Oh.
Good to see you!
Good to see you too.
You still playing the captain
to the rich and the famous?
When I can find a ride,
you know?
What about you?
No, no. I'm the man now.
Ay, carajo!
Ay, carajo!
And I need to
see your papers.
Yeah. That's a good one.
No, seriously.
I need to see them.
Alright, okay.
Sorry, bro.
El capitan.
Things have changed,
Trace, you know?
You know Calderon, right?
Yeah.
He doesn't allow any
live aboards around the area.
Why does Calderon have a say?
He's the captain
of the Harbor Patrol now.
Ah.
They're really
lowering the bar, huh?
Wow! 100 tow master?
Yeah. Uh, check it out.
Yes?
I don't really have
anywhere else to stay.
You think maybe
you could just, like,
look the other way
for a couple weeks?
Trace, Trace, listen.
I can't do it.
Nah. It's cool.
I understand.
Look, I-- here.
I got something for you.
Here you go.
Is this a bribe?
No, it's a-- It's a late
birthday present.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
It's a bit
of an aphrodisiac.
You mean for the ladies?
Yes. Mamacitas.
Really?
Ah, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Don't let Calderon see you.
I don't want to lose my job.
Dude, I owe you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Come on.
Have a beer with me.
They're still kind of warm.
Ah, doesn't matter.
Cheers.
Por la redeso.
Si, mon.
Come on!
TV REPORTER:
In other news, no further
contact with Jeremy Long II,
the solo sailor lost last week
in the gulf of Alaska.
Search and rescue has been
terminated due to weather,
de.
What do you think
happened here?
Biggest danger for a solo sailor
is falling overboard.
Yeah. Or going nuts.
You two girls swimming
to the reef today?
Ed Owens spotted a Whale Shark
on the north end last week.
You be careful, okay?
They're harmless.
They don't even have teeth.
Stay to the south, okay?
You promise?
Thank you, Luis.
Is this
the immigration office?
I heard you were coming home.
Hola, Minina. Que pasa?
Como estas?
Still keeping me
under house arrest.
You finally got busted.
Oh, please.
I'm so sorry.
Hey.
Hey, look what the cat dragged
in. How you doing?
I've been running around.
You doing alright?
Doing good.
Doing good.
Captain Trace McGraw
back from the high seas!
Oh, mi loco.
How are you, man?
I'm good.
How's the place looking, huh?
Looks good, man.
The walls are still standing.
Hey, drinks?
Yes.
No, not for you, man.
Come on, man.
Let's go sit down.
You're gonna
make me go bankrupt.
Tequila?
So, you been busy?
Oh, yeah.
It's been good, yeah?
Carol, meet my friend, Trace.
Captain to the Fortune 500.
Trace, meet my friend, Carol.
Nice to meet you.
She came in last year to teach
at the international school.
Oh, yeah?
What do you teach?
I teach environmental
science with a focus
in aquatic ecosystems.
Yeah. Big words.
Let's drink.
Salut!
To Trace.
Cheers.
Gracias.
Come on, man. You've always
got a story when you come back.
What's the adventure
this time?
Unfortunately,
I don't remember her name.
No, for real.
For reals. Okay.
Actually, recently, I was--
I was chased by pirates. Yeah.
I was doing a two-month gig.
Piloting this boat
to Kuala Lumpur.
And a pirate ship, speedboat,
came up across our bow and
actually started firing at us.
Next thing I know, they're all
on board and I had no choice.
I had to rescue the women,
and I fired on them
with my flare gun
and I hit him.
Oh, in the ass, huh?
Right. In the ass.
But they got scared off
and they sped out of there.
Boss was watching
CSPAN the whole time.
I'll tell you this much.
There is no reward in being
a glorified cabin boy.
So, I have returned home
to make my fortune.
Hey, compare, come on.
We all know you're not
gonna make a fortune
out of snorkeling.
Si, mon.
I guess I will just have to
hunt for pirate treasure then.
Trace, come on,
we all know you.
All you're gonna do is rob
the local tourists. Come on.
Isn't that the idea?
Come on.
Let's have another drink.
Let's do it.
Anybody want another drink?
Are you sure?
( Cell phone ringing )
Not you,
I know how you get.
Rita?
Sure.
Looks like I just lost
my first mate.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Salut.
To Trace.
To Trace.
Sure.
I'll see you in an hour.
Sure. Bye.
(phone beeps)
Who's running the harbor patrol now.
He came by--
Rita? That was
Michael Kirshner.
Yeah.
He wants to meet in an hour
regarding the water polo match.
I'll give you a call
after the meeting, okay?
I'm so sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I'll see you afterwards.
And don't let him
push you around.
He's got bigger fish
to fry than me.
Anyway, thanks so much.
I'll try and make it, okay?
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, well, you guys.
I'm off to the beach.
Oooh. I just got here.
You gonna leave already?
Wanna go up to the point
and catch up on old times?
Yes, I would love to go
up to the point and catch
up on old times.
Um, how's your boyfriend?
Woo!
Good morning.
Um, Carol for Michael?
Okay, go ahead.
Thank you.
Hola!
Carol, good to see you.
As usual.
Thank you.
Thanks for rearranging
your classes.
Of course.
Wow.
Beautiful, isn't it?
So?
Yeah, I had this idea
about the water polo match.
Why don't we do it right here,
right in front of the marina?
What do you think?
Polo on the canal.
Great backdrop, right?
My girls play in a pool.
The channel is--
well, it's just not designed.
Carol, listen.
We've rearranged the entire
program to feature the waterway.
Your match will be
the grand finale.
But you have the boats and--
Don't worry about the boats.
I've arranged for all
recreational traffic
to be shut down
during the time of the match.
And I've got some patrol boats.
So there's no problem.
Nothing to worry about.
I have to talk to the girls.
And I can't see how--
Carol, I'm in a bit
of a pinch here.
I mean, I can understand your
concerns and everything,
but I was really hoping
you'd go along with me on this.
I've already talked
to the yacht club coach.
They're on board 100 percent.
I'd hate to have to have them
play against a different team.
Oh, the girls
would be crushed.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
We'll make it work.
But I want you to promise me
you'll get those patrol boats,
and I want the
safety buoys too.
That was easy.
Come on, let's go to lunch.
Oh, yes.
Donde?
This is Search and Rescue,
X-Ray, Tango, 6-4 niner
hailing all vessels.
We have distress signal located
near Los Muertos reef.
Please proceed immediately
to that location.
Diving champ, biology major,
Princeton grad.
It does beg the question.
How did you end up working here?
Sentimental reasons, I guess.
My parents had a fellowship
at Marine Institute in the '80s.
Scientists.
Both of them.
They studied climate change
here for a year.
Can I interest you in any
dessert, coffee, anything?
No, thank you.
I'm fine.
I'll take an apple pie
and a coffee. Thanks.
Say, Carol, I was thinking
maybe after the regatta,
you and I get together
for a drink?
Oh, no, no.
It's not what you're thinking.
To be honest, it is a
proposition, but,
I wonder if you're interested
in coming to work here
at Paradise Village
as a social director?
It's, uh, a job
at a family resort.
You're good with kids.
Good fit, right?
Can I think it over?
The drinks or the job?
Maybe both.
Well, look at the time.
I'm sorry,
I'm afraid I have to go.
Thank you for lunch, Mike.
Carol, this is
a serious job offer.
I really want you
to consider this.
I will.
I'll keep in touch.
Hi, this is Rita.
Please leave me a message.
Thank you.
Rita. Carol here.
Hey, let me know where you
are at the beach, okay? Bye.
So, the match.
The field will be laid out
exactly the same.
Except the goalie won't
be able to touch the bottom.
Egg beater as long as you can.
We'll substitute
every ten minutes, okay?
Okay.
Alright, girls.
Give me a sprint to the goal,
then the dry pass drill.
Come on.
Here! Here!
Nice catch.
Janelle, that's a foul!
She should watch the ball.
You should watch your passing
and your temper.
Emily, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Don't let her throw you off your
game. You're doing great.
Hey, what's the matter
with you, Janelle?
That's enough for the day.
Shower up.
Oh, not today,
thanks.
Okay.
Watch your step.
There you go.
You did good.
Good job.
Cheers.
MAN:
Thanks a lot, man.
Gracias.
Don't forget,
we like the tips that jingle
but we love the tips
that fold.
Hola.
Hey, Carol the Aquatic
Eco-coach.
Trace, the embellished pirate.
What brings you down here?
I was hoping Rita was here.
I was supposed to meet up with
her, but I can't find her.
Bienvenido a Mexico.
Don't take it personal.
That's just Rita.
Maybe, but she was
going for a swim.
You don't think
I should be worried?
No, I'm sure she's fine.
I'm actually gonna go
and pick up some supplies,
so if I see her, I'll tell
her to give you a call.
Okay. Maybe I'll drive
down to the beach
and see if I can
find her too.
I'm telling you,
she's fine.
Okay. Adios.
Adios.
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard, what is your location, over?
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard,
this is Mexican Search
and Rescue, over?
Please continue on
a heading of 20 degrees north
by 105 degrees west, over?
I don't see anything.
Search and Rescue,
this is Vallarta lifeguard.
We are approaching the reef
but there is nothing here.
I repeat, there is nothing here.
Roger that.
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard,
this is Mexican Search
and Rescue, over?
Please confirm your location
as 20 degrees north
by 105 degrees west, over?
Roger that.
I can't make it out.
Here, take a look over there.
Just below the surface. See it?
What-- what is that thing?
I don't see it?
Where'd it go?
Try to find it.
Check over the bow.
I got back here.
It's not up here, man.
I can't see it.
What the--
Look out!
Help me!
Reach for my hand!
I got ya!
Come on, man!
Kick!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Los Muertos Reef, Mayday!
Trace,
you're talking crazy, man.
I'm telling you, okay?
This was not a shark, okay?
A shark does not eat
a lifeguard boat.
A shark does not have horns--
Hey, carnada.
I know you're upset
about what you saw, but--
Luis? Hey.
Why are you closed?
Trace is having a bad day.
He saw two lifeguards get
attacked by a tiger shark.
It was not a tiger shark!
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I still can't find Rita
and I'm starting to get worried.
Oh, don't worry about her.
You want some water?
Please.
...bringing his clients up close and personal with the sharks.
Scranton has been chumming the
waters around Los Muertos Reef,
which Captain Calderon believes
led to the fatal attack
of two lifeguards and
a local woman, Rita Valdez.
Oh, my God.
Police Chief Captain Calderon
thanked Doctor Frank Reeves
for helping identify
the cause of the threat.
Next up, Randy Johnson
with sports.
This wasn't a shark.
Trace, just stop, alright?
What are you talking about?
I've sailed on this
bay half my life.
I know what a damn
tiger shark looks like.
I'm going to find this
thing that killed my friend.
Trace?
I'm coming with you.
Rita was my
first friend here.
Yeah. Mine too.
She looked up my birthday
and threw me a surprise
party at Luis' bar.
I didn't know a soul.
But that's how friends
were made according to Rita.
Seems like everybody's got
a story like that about Rita.
What's yours?
She fed me.
I guess I was the, uh,
the poor kid
with no lunch money.
So everyday, Rita would come
to school with an extra lunch.
It was the first
time that I...
tasted food
made with love.
That thing is still out there.
Until we can prove it,
not Luis, not the news
channels, not Calderon,
nobody's gonna believe us.
I need your help.
Well, here we are.
Come on.
Let me show you around.
Great.
Wow.
There is a certain
"wow" factor.
What a wonderful place.
So peaceful and private.
How about a drink?
You've really got this down,
don't you?
Thank you.
My pleasure.
Viva la fiesta.
And to think it was
snowing when I left Aspen.
Is that your boat?
What, that old thing?
Yeah.
Will you take me
for a ride sometime?
Sure, no problem.
Let's go for a dip first.
Work up an appetite for lunch.
Oh, I don't need to eat.
Oh, looking at you,
neither do I.
No. No. Steve, Steve,
I'm serious.
I do not want to get
my bathing suit wet.
No? What're you
waiting for?
The pool deck at the Paradise.
I am gonna get you for this!
I'm gonna get you!
There's something down here.
What?
Help.
Oh, come on, Lois.
You're not getting up that easy.
No, Steve. Help!
Help!
Lois!
You really know
these waters, don't you?
I sort of grew up down here.
I spent more time in the water
than I did in school.
My dad was stationed at the U.S.
Navy base down here, so.
Didn't follow
in his footsteps?
Not exactly.
I was at Annapolis.
My father's pride and joy.
I don't know.
Something just didn't click.
I dropped out a year later.
Father hasn't
talked to me since.
Where is he now?
Somewhere in the States,
I hear.
I'm sorry.
Oh, nothing to be sorry for.
Not that it's any of my
business, but,
some people--
well, parents--
have a hard time
adapting to
how they thought things
would be to how they are.
I didn't exactly take you
for the black sheep
in the family type.
You'd be surprised how high
expectations can be set.
The only thing I've learned
to expect lately is bad news.
What about
your pot of gold?
I'm still looking for it.
You see that?
What is it?
I don't know.
It's right here on
the starboard side.
Just keep the boat
pointed right.
What is it?
It's called an EPERB.
It's an emergency
response beacon that's
triggered by water.
If your boat sinks,
it sends out a distress signal
with your GPS coordinates.
Every boat has one.
Does it say what boat
it's registered to?
It's got all this
residue on it.
Hold on, hold on.
here, let me see it.
Be my guest.
Fin Seeker, this is Mexican
Search and Rescue, over?
In regards to your
previous inquiry,
the EPERB belongs
to the sailboat
that disappeared off
the coast of Alaska, over?
Repeat that.
Did you say Alaska? Over.
Affirmative. Strange.
Got the same signal just before
the lifeguards disappeared.
I have no idea how
it got this far south.
Can you bring it by
headquarters when you
get a chance? Over.
Roger that.
Over and out.
Alaska?
That's a long way.
Yeah, it's a long way.
That's it.
That's what I saw.
I found it on
Dr. Reeves' website.
Trace, these creatures
have been extinct
for over 150 million years.
Well, I guess you didn't get the
memo, because that's what I saw.
Are you suggesting
this species survived?
You're the scientist.
Suppose it did survive, just
for the sake of the argument.
A mutation more sustainable
to warmer waters
could be making
it's way south.
This came from that boat
that vanished in Alaska.
Now, five days later,
they picked up its signal here,
okay? That's 1600 miles.
You think this thing attacked
Jeremy Long's boat?
Yeah. And it swallowed
his emergency beacon.
Then headed south
to warmer waters.
But it couldn't digest the
beacon, so it regurgitated it.
So how do we kill it?
We have to go to
the authorities with this.
And tell them what?
As far as they're concerned,
this case is closed.
I'll talk to
Dr. Reeves about it.
He worked with my father.
Dr. Reeves will hear me out.
And he will think you
are as crazy as I am.
I'll take that chance.
I'm gonna need this.
The residue might be a bile
from its stomach.
Dr. Reeves can
sequence the DNA
and confirm that
this thing exists.
Trace, promise me
you won't do anything
until I've had a
chance to talk to him.
Trace.
Alright.
Carol.
Thanks.
Dr. Reeves.
Carol Brubaker.
You spoke at my class
last month.
I remember.
Carl Brubaker's daughter.
I always enjoyed
his lectures.
I'm also a friend
of Rita Valdez,
a woman killed
at Los Muertos.
I was wondering if I could
have a moment of your time.
Of course.
Give me a moment.
Follow me.
Trace recognized it immediately
as the creature he saw.
Carol, this is just
an artist's rendering.
It's on your website.
Yes. But it's just another
unconfirmed sighting.
There have been others?
Japan. New Zealand.
North Carolina.
But until we have a reliable
record of the existence
of this species,
something concrete,
we can not assume the existence
of a living example.
This is the beacon
I told you about.
It may have tissue
from the creature on it.
Examine this,
please, Dr. Reeves.
I will.
Trace, you promised.
Stop your engines.
Prepare for boarding.
I repeat.
Stop your engines.
Stop your engines.
The engine is stopped.
Okay, I hear you.
The engine is stopped.
Nothing changes with you,
does it, McGraw?
I know it's very sad.
Entiendo.
Hey, you want to explain to me
why you were doing ten times
the speed limit
through a no-wake zone?
Ah, no, actually,
I don't.
How about the registration
for that weapon?
Look, Victor--
I'm very happy
for your promotion.
I'm glad to see that they're
lowering their standards
so much.
As much as I'd like to stay here
and insult you some more,
I'm kind of busy right now.
Oh, can we get you any
ammunition? Huh?
How about some fuel?
Look, Victor, this thing--
Yup.
This thing that killed Rita
and the lifeguards,
It's not just a shark, okay?
It's some kind
of prehistoric shark,
like a dinosaur.
What the hell
are you talking about?
This thing is out there and it's
heading for the waterways.
I saw it, okay?
I'm not kidding, alright?
If we don't stop this thing,
it's gonna kill
a lot more people.
How long are you going to carry
on with this?
Those people were attacked
by a tiger shark!
No!
I have a warrant
to search this vessel.
Search it for what?
You leave that to us.
You know what, go ahead.
Search the boat.
Fine! Be my guest.
You've got bigger problems than
a prehistoric fish, amigo.
Turns out your partner was
arrested at the border
with 40 pounds of marijuana.
Can you explain that?
What partner?
He's not my partner!
I rent his boat!
Okay, that's it!
Now I'm impounding this boat.
Okay?
Ernesto, get this fool off the
deck and onto dry land.
Yeah, good luck getting
on board.
Alright, calm down.
This is not a contact sport.
Come on, let's go!
Alright.
Are you kidding me?
What? Oh--
Wait. Hold on.
Hold on.
Alright,
let's get out of here!
Come on.
Alright, babe.
Alright, you be up front,
I'm in back.
All you got to do is just row
and I'll match you, okay?
No big deal.
Here we go.
One, two, perfect.
Alright, paddle, paddle.
Right on.
I have got this.
Okay.
And what is it that
you're doing back there, babe?
I'm trying to match your stroke.
Isn't that supposed
to be my line?
Come on!
Left, right, left, right.
Don't make me come back there.
Just keep in rhythm with me.
Listen here, mister!
Whoa!
You're rocking the boat.
Tom, I think we're
being followed.
It's probably just a dolphin.
I don't know.
It looks kind of big
for a dolphin.
That's no dolphin.
That's a shark.
Now row!
Row!
Come on!
Oh my God!
No! No!
Hey!
How are you?
You guys are looking great.
Good to see you.
Hello. Good to see you again.
Sam. Nice to see you
once more.
Thank you for your hospitality.
Very good.
Hello.
Simon!
Ah, Frank.
Frank, good to see you again.
I'm glad you could make it.
Thanks for inviting me.
Let me introduce you
to somebody.
Sure.
Elsa?
Yes!
This is Dr. Simon Otis, a
distinguished colleague of mine.
Well, welcome, Dr. Otis.
I'm so glad you're
joining us this evening.
Simon is with us doing some
research on cryobiotics.
I'll let him explain.
I study organisms living
at below-normal temperatures.
Endangered fish.
Endangered fish!
Excuse me one moment.
I'm so sorry that
the music is so loud,
but we are having
our annual fiesta
and I'm so glad you're
joining us for this event.
Yes, well,
it's nice to be here.
Amigos,
you're music is great,
but could you hold the volume
down just a little bit?
Some arctic species develop
anti-freeze proteins
that bind to the
ice crystals in the fish.
Frank.
Very interesting, Dr. Otis,
it's been such a pleasure
meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
I must say hello to your wife.
I'll join you later.
I was just telling her
about Siberian sturgeon
and how I was trying to freeze
the DNA for future regeneration.
I was going to--
Simon, come with me
for a moment.
I need your opinion
about something.
Okay.
There's been something
bothering me for some time.
Checking up on this.
I'm not really certain
as to what the answer is.
But do you think it's possible
that a prehistoric species
could survive in this way?
Trapped in ice.
I think it's highly improbable.
But out of the question?
No.
Where's Trace?
I can't get him on his cell.
I don't know.
Probably got some last-minute
customer or something.
He's out there looking for the
pliosaur, I know it!
Hello! Hello?
Hey, Carol, it's Mike.
Listen, the Regatta
Fiesta Parade thingy--
is going to be happening a
little later than anticipated.
So I was wondering if we could
delay the polo match until 3:00?
Sure. No problem.
Okay. I'll tell
the yacht club coach.
Okay. Is that it?
Well, not unless you want
to take me up on my offer.
Dinner, tonight?
Look. I don't know how to
explain this to you, Mike,
but I just can't deal
with this right now, okay?
No, I totally understand that.
I mean, tomorrow night's
good if you're available.
Argh!
Naylea, doing anything
tomorrow night?
Hello!
Where are you?
I'm coming.
It's Trace.
He's down at the dock.
Luis, that thing
is in the canal.
Everything was peaceful
around here until
Trace McGraw came back.
You still don't believe him?
Did you?
I believe what he saw
was a pliosaur.
I believe he saw it go to inland
waters and we've got to stop it.
And I believe you guys
are going to need my help.
This is Steve's house here.
We should warn him.
Yeah, there's a good view
of the canal from his dock.
Steve!
Hey, Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
I don't see him.
It looks like he
hooked another one.
Yeah, looks like it.
Steve!
Hey, Steve!
It's real.
Just like you said.
Where the hell
is it headed for now?
Let's go.
And that leads to the Bacanas,
you know,
that's where it's headed.
How far is it?
12 miles. But there's a pontoon
barrier at the Watuka turnoff.
We can stop it there.
Then what?
Blow it out of the water.
Whoa. This creature
is a biological phenomenon.
So--
We should capture it somehow,
anesthetize it. Study it.
We'll get it mounted on your
wall, if you want.
After we kill it.
I like his idea better.
So what,
we need explosives, right?
Yeah. I'll try to get some from
my friends at the army base.
Alright, make it happen.
We'll take Steve's car.
You guys track the thing.
I'll meet you at the barrier.
Papa?
Not now!
What is it?
You need to take this.
Yeah.
Inspector Calderon,
it's Carol Brubaker.
There's been another shark
attack with two more victims.
Where?
33 Villa del Sol.
At least two people.
Steve Loggins and a woman.
There's not much left to I.D.
We're tracking
the thing inland.
We're going to try and
stop it at Watuka turnoff.
You've got to send
some help right away.
Immediately.
It's for sure.
So he said he's sending someone.
This better work.
Pedro!
Hey, guys!
Came to visit your old friend?
How long is it gonna take you
to get that pontoon piece
into place?
Pedro, please can you
get that crane running?
I was waiting for--
Pedro, no esta bromeando.
Look, I'm not joking, man,
we gotta get that thing down
there, okay?
Just move it, come on!
Okay, okay.
Let's go!
Be careful.
Okay.
Pedro, keep bringing it down.
Watch your step.
Right here.
Come on!
Okay, that's good!
So what's the plan?
There are eyelets on either
side of this pontoon
that lock it into place.
Once they're together,
this thing shouldn't
be able to get through.
So how are you going
to do that?
Unfortunately, I'm gonna
have to go underneath there.
What am I supposed to do?
Just make sure
I don't get eaten.
That's not funny.
Okay, take it up!
Come on.
You got it?
Almost.
I just need to catch my breath.
Carol? Carol!
Got to hurry.
Last call.
Carol! Carol!
Come on!
It's coming.
Carol, come on!
Carol, come up!
Carol!
Get her out, man!
Carol!
Get up. Come on.
It's coming. Get out.
Hey!
Hey, come on!
We got it trapped inside here.
It's inside the canal.
Hey. You're just
in time, okay--
Okay. Stay back.
What are you doing?
Victor, listen to me.
We have it trapped.
Right here in the canal, okay?
Oh, yeah?
It's right back there.
Really? How scary.
Listen to me--
Listen to me, Trace!
You show up out of nowhere.
The next thing I know,
I've got four people dead.
And a missing car and a brick
of marijuana from your boat.
to do, huh?trapped
I want you to stop this thing.
You want me to pin it
on a dinosaur?
Is your dinosaur
running weed, too?
Oh, my God!
Fire now!
Whoa!
That's your killer.
A 150 million year-old shark.
And it's hungry.
We need to trap it,
this thing.
Okay, the waterway leads
to a maze of canals
and then the swamp.
Canals lead to the estuary and
the estuary leads to the open
ocean,
so this thing can still
get free.
Yeah, but the mascaro is only
a few boat lengths wide.
I need shallow.
I've got a chopper.
We can spot it from the air
and blow his thing back
into the Stone Age.
Ernesto,
go to base now.
Yes, sir.
And clear the park. Dinoshark
season is officially open.
Hey, you see that boat?
I'm gonna take that boat, okay?
I'll meet you--
Look, Trace, I want you
to stay out of the way, okay?
Leave it us.
That chopper's got
a 50 caliber machine gun.
No arguing with that, man.
We have the shark spotted right below.
You're gonna need a bigger
chopper, cabrón.
Crazy! You're crazy!
Come on.
Carol.
Luis, where are you?
Via Escondido. I'm stuck
at a federal checkpoint.
I can't get through.
He's stuck on Escondido.
Tell him it's in the
park national.
We can meet him
at Punta del Flamingo.
He'll know where it is.
Yeah, I got it.
I'll be there in 30.
You've got to hurry, Luis.
I'm bringing
it a little present, too.
How do you find your way around
here. It all looks the same.
I told you, I grew up here.
Luis and I used
to come down here
when we were kids
and play hooky.
If I remember, this should lead
us to Punta del Flamingo.
Ah, it's nice.
I'm not wearing the
right shoes for this.
Alright, alright,
we gotta stop. This is good.
You want to take a break?
Right here's great.
Let's get some water out.
Sure. Open it up.
Hey, Dad, can I go play
by the water?
Sure. Just be careful.
Don't get wet, buddy.
Okay. Okay.
Just be really
careful, okay?
Hold still.
Oh, thanks.
Wow, it's hot. Can't wait
to get on that boat.
You see anything?
Up there, what's that?
Get out of here,
you stupid crocodile.
It's hot.
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
Eddie, where's your boat?
Well, there was this crocodile
in the water and this monster
ate him.
Look, we've got the
whale-watching trip.
We need to go.
Come on, hustle up.
I have talked to you about
this. No more stories.
Trace! Carol!
Trace!
Hey!
Let's go.
It was right here
taking a sunbath.
Calderon's men shot
at it 50 times.
He just flew over.
It can fly?
Hey! Which way?
That way.
Let's go.
Hello and welcome.
As you can see, the boats are
getting ready for what promises
to be a fantastic day
of fun at the marina.
Awesome!
We have, in fact, imported the
lovely ballet folklore dancers.
And I hope you enjoy that.
And, oh! Look who
we have here. George.
George, how you doing, sir?
Good to see you.
Hi, Mike.
How you doing?
Nice to see you too!
Bill, if you'll have a seat
there, please?
Barbara, I reserved
a special seat for you.
From here, you should have a
pretty good view of the match.
Hurricane Tina slammed
this place pretty hard.
It washed out most
of the waterways.
You guys, this map
is out of date.
Now what?
What's that?
At least they got
their wildlife adventure.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the start of the 2009 Puerto
Vallarta Regatta "Race For the Cup."
Hey, Luis, isn't that
the main channel?
We're headed toward the ocean.
Trace! Trace, right there,
do you see it?
It's headed towards the hotel.
The girls!
I've seen you guys
before and I know--
Did you hear we're going
to be playing in the bay?
Hey! You can't be in here.
What do you mean,
I own the joint.
Have you seen Miss Brubaker?
We thought she was with you.
The match starts in six minutes.
We can't play without a coach.
How could she let me
down like this?
We were hitting it off so well.
Wait. We could do it.
We practice the plays all week.
Janelle, you can lead
the swim-off.
Monica, you can start on goal.
Let's show these yahoo girls
how to play ball.
Alright. Let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Paradise Village proudly
presents,
a brand new Fiesta Week event.
An all-girl water polo match.
Let's make a goal.
Keep passing.
Janelle, get the ball
on this side!
All right, Janelle!
They've started!
Get out of the water!
Shark!
Shark!
Shark? Who?
What?
Help me!
Get out!
Get out of the water!
Help. Help me!
Please, help her!
Come on, girls!
Oh my God!
Minina, come on!
Minina, swim to the ladder,
please!
Come on!
Come on, you can do this!
I can't.
Come on. You can do this.
Carol!
We're almost there.
Luis! No!
Give me your hand!
Carol, come on.
She's over here.
Carol, come on,
we gotta get this thing.
Carol?
Carol!
Come on.
What's going on?
It's going to be okay.
Reeves, no, look, it's too late, okay?
Just tell me how
to kill this thing.
The creature's exterior
laminate is armor.
The only vulnerability
in the entire skeleton
is the orbital cavity.
In English, Reeves!
The eye! Aim for the eye.
Okay.
Reeves thinks this thing's
only weakness is the eye.
It's headed for Paradise Beach.
Got it!
Oh! Nice!
Go, Trina!
You go, girl.
Race you to the barrier.
You're on!
I'll catch up with you later.
I've got an appointment
with the parasailor.
Jet ski, windsurfing, parasailing.
Bye bye!
Woo!
It's gone.
Out of the water!
This is Paradise Village, people.
Before we get to the viewing area, folks,
this is a fine opportunity
to take in the sight
of the Bahita Day Fun Dance.
And off to the starboard side,
you guys can see the
world-famous
Puerto Vallarta Regatta.
Take a picture, it'll be worth
a lifetime of memories.
And if you look above us right now,
you will see an example of the
exciting sport of parasailing.
I bet he has a view to die for.
Keep your eyes open
and cameras ready, folks,
because we might just catch
a glimpse of a dolphin or two.
Hey, Skipper,
how about a lift?
What do you say, mates, hard
to say no to these mermaids.
Come aboard.
Okay, watch your step here, my little fish.
Whoa!
Holy smoke!
Hey! Hey!
There's a shark behind you!
Get out of the water!
There's a shark behind you!
There's a shark right behind you!
Right behind you!
Get out of the water!
Trace, he got the parasailor!
Right over there!
Go, go, go!
Take the wheel.
Get as close to it as you can.
I don't think this boat can keep up!
Keep it straight!
Carol, keep it steady!
I'm trying!
Damn it!
Is that a shark?
It just hit the excursion boat!
Over there!
Eddie?
Mom!
Eddie!
Mom!
It's right behind them.
The boat's not fast enough!
Mommy!
Carol! Get me over
to that Jet Ski!
Closer!
I'm trying.
Help me.
Come on, Trace.
Help! Help me!
Help!
Help us!
Help!
Help!
Help me!
Help!
Help!
Welcome to the Endangered
Species list, you bastard.
Hola.
Como estas?
Bien.
Zeke?
You're late.
I'm in a hurry.
Oh, it's good
to see you too, buddy.
The chart's are right
over there, they're all current.
Business has been pretty good,
shouldn't have a problem
keeping the boat full.
I've got eight for you
for tomorrow morning.
So, be here at 9:00 sharp.
Most of my luck's
been over at Los Arcos,
but then I guess you know
your way around the bay.
Yeah, I guess I do.
I've got no reception in the
USA, so you're on your own.
Oh, how sad for me.
Yeah, yeah. Well, try not
to screw things up, okay?
Copy that.
See you in a couple
of months.
Alright.
Hey, and don't sink the boat.
Adios!
You still throw like a girl!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What'd you expect, the QE2, huh?
Hola!
Things must've gotten very bad
for you to come back here, huh?
It's only temporary.
Oh.
Good to see you!
Good to see you too.
You still playing the captain
to the rich and the famous?
When I can find a ride,
you know?
What about you?
No, no. I'm the man now.
Ay, carajo!
Ay, carajo!
And I need to
see your papers.
Yeah. That's a good one.
No, seriously.
I need to see them.
Alright, okay.
Sorry, bro.
El capitan.
Things have changed,
Trace, you know?
You know Calderon, right?
Yeah.
He doesn't allow any
live aboards around the area.
Why does Calderon have a say?
He's the captain
of the Harbor Patrol now.
Ah.
They're really
lowering the bar, huh?
Wow! 100 tow master?
Yeah. Uh, check it out.
Yes?
I don't really have
anywhere else to stay.
You think maybe
you could just, like,
look the other way
for a couple weeks?
Trace, Trace, listen.
I can't do it.
Nah. It's cool.
I understand.
Look, I-- here.
I got something for you.
Here you go.
Is this a bribe?
No, it's a-- It's a late
birthday present.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wow.
It's a bit
of an aphrodisiac.
You mean for the ladies?
Yes. Mamacitas.
Really?
Ah, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Don't let Calderon see you.
I don't want to lose my job.
Dude, I owe you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Come on.
Have a beer with me.
They're still kind of warm.
Ah, doesn't matter.
Cheers.
Por la redeso.
Si, mon.
Come on!
TV REPORTER:
In other news, no further
contact with Jeremy Long II,
the solo sailor lost last week
in the gulf of Alaska.
Search and rescue has been
terminated due to weather,
de.
What do you think
happened here?
Biggest danger for a solo sailor
is falling overboard.
Yeah. Or going nuts.
You two girls swimming
to the reef today?
Ed Owens spotted a Whale Shark
on the north end last week.
You be careful, okay?
They're harmless.
They don't even have teeth.
Stay to the south, okay?
You promise?
Thank you, Luis.
Is this
the immigration office?
I heard you were coming home.
Hola, Minina. Que pasa?
Como estas?
Still keeping me
under house arrest.
You finally got busted.
Oh, please.
I'm so sorry.
Hey.
Hey, look what the cat dragged
in. How you doing?
I've been running around.
You doing alright?
Doing good.
Doing good.
Captain Trace McGraw
back from the high seas!
Oh, mi loco.
How are you, man?
I'm good.
How's the place looking, huh?
Looks good, man.
The walls are still standing.
Hey, drinks?
Yes.
No, not for you, man.
Come on, man.
Let's go sit down.
You're gonna
make me go bankrupt.
Tequila?
So, you been busy?
Oh, yeah.
It's been good, yeah?
Carol, meet my friend, Trace.
Captain to the Fortune 500.
Trace, meet my friend, Carol.
Nice to meet you.
She came in last year to teach
at the international school.
Oh, yeah?
What do you teach?
I teach environmental
science with a focus
in aquatic ecosystems.
Yeah. Big words.
Let's drink.
Salut!
To Trace.
Cheers.
Gracias.
Come on, man. You've always
got a story when you come back.
What's the adventure
this time?
Unfortunately,
I don't remember her name.
No, for real.
For reals. Okay.
Actually, recently, I was--
I was chased by pirates. Yeah.
I was doing a two-month gig.
Piloting this boat
to Kuala Lumpur.
And a pirate ship, speedboat,
came up across our bow and
actually started firing at us.
Next thing I know, they're all
on board and I had no choice.
I had to rescue the women,
and I fired on them
with my flare gun
and I hit him.
Oh, in the ass, huh?
Right. In the ass.
But they got scared off
and they sped out of there.
Boss was watching
CSPAN the whole time.
I'll tell you this much.
There is no reward in being
a glorified cabin boy.
So, I have returned home
to make my fortune.
Hey, compare, come on.
We all know you're not
gonna make a fortune
out of snorkeling.
Si, mon.
I guess I will just have to
hunt for pirate treasure then.
Trace, come on,
we all know you.
All you're gonna do is rob
the local tourists. Come on.
Isn't that the idea?
Come on.
Let's have another drink.
Let's do it.
Anybody want another drink?
Are you sure?
( Cell phone ringing )
Not you,
I know how you get.
Rita?
Sure.
Looks like I just lost
my first mate.
Yeah.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Salut.
To Trace.
To Trace.
Sure.
I'll see you in an hour.
Sure. Bye.
(phone beeps)
Who's running the harbor patrol now.
He came by--
Rita? That was
Michael Kirshner.
Yeah.
He wants to meet in an hour
regarding the water polo match.
I'll give you a call
after the meeting, okay?
I'm so sorry.
Don't worry about it.
I'll see you afterwards.
And don't let him
push you around.
He's got bigger fish
to fry than me.
Anyway, thanks so much.
I'll try and make it, okay?
Bye.
Nice to meet you.
Okay, well, you guys.
I'm off to the beach.
Oooh. I just got here.
You gonna leave already?
Wanna go up to the point
and catch up on old times?
Yes, I would love to go
up to the point and catch
up on old times.
Um, how's your boyfriend?
Woo!
Good morning.
Um, Carol for Michael?
Okay, go ahead.
Thank you.
Hola!
Carol, good to see you.
As usual.
Thank you.
Thanks for rearranging
your classes.
Of course.
Wow.
Beautiful, isn't it?
So?
Yeah, I had this idea
about the water polo match.
Why don't we do it right here,
right in front of the marina?
What do you think?
Polo on the canal.
Great backdrop, right?
My girls play in a pool.
The channel is--
well, it's just not designed.
Carol, listen.
We've rearranged the entire
program to feature the waterway.
Your match will be
the grand finale.
But you have the boats and--
Don't worry about the boats.
I've arranged for all
recreational traffic
to be shut down
during the time of the match.
And I've got some patrol boats.
So there's no problem.
Nothing to worry about.
I have to talk to the girls.
And I can't see how--
Carol, I'm in a bit
of a pinch here.
I mean, I can understand your
concerns and everything,
but I was really hoping
you'd go along with me on this.
I've already talked
to the yacht club coach.
They're on board 100 percent.
I'd hate to have to have them
play against a different team.
Oh, the girls
would be crushed.
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
We'll make it work.
But I want you to promise me
you'll get those patrol boats,
and I want the
safety buoys too.
That was easy.
Come on, let's go to lunch.
Oh, yes.
Donde?
This is Search and Rescue,
X-Ray, Tango, 6-4 niner
hailing all vessels.
We have distress signal located
near Los Muertos reef.
Please proceed immediately
to that location.
Diving champ, biology major,
Princeton grad.
It does beg the question.
How did you end up working here?
Sentimental reasons, I guess.
My parents had a fellowship
at Marine Institute in the '80s.
Scientists.
Both of them.
They studied climate change
here for a year.
Can I interest you in any
dessert, coffee, anything?
No, thank you.
I'm fine.
I'll take an apple pie
and a coffee. Thanks.
Say, Carol, I was thinking
maybe after the regatta,
you and I get together
for a drink?
Oh, no, no.
It's not what you're thinking.
To be honest, it is a
proposition, but,
I wonder if you're interested
in coming to work here
at Paradise Village
as a social director?
It's, uh, a job
at a family resort.
You're good with kids.
Good fit, right?
Can I think it over?
The drinks or the job?
Maybe both.
Well, look at the time.
I'm sorry,
I'm afraid I have to go.
Thank you for lunch, Mike.
Carol, this is
a serious job offer.
I really want you
to consider this.
I will.
I'll keep in touch.
Hi, this is Rita.
Please leave me a message.
Thank you.
Rita. Carol here.
Hey, let me know where you
are at the beach, okay? Bye.
So, the match.
The field will be laid out
exactly the same.
Except the goalie won't
be able to touch the bottom.
Egg beater as long as you can.
We'll substitute
every ten minutes, okay?
Okay.
Alright, girls.
Give me a sprint to the goal,
then the dry pass drill.
Come on.
Here! Here!
Nice catch.
Janelle, that's a foul!
She should watch the ball.
You should watch your passing
and your temper.
Emily, are you okay?
Yeah, I'm okay.
Don't let her throw you off your
game. You're doing great.
Hey, what's the matter
with you, Janelle?
That's enough for the day.
Shower up.
Oh, not today,
thanks.
Okay.
Watch your step.
There you go.
You did good.
Good job.
Cheers.
MAN:
Thanks a lot, man.
Gracias.
Don't forget,
we like the tips that jingle
but we love the tips
that fold.
Hola.
Hey, Carol the Aquatic
Eco-coach.
Trace, the embellished pirate.
What brings you down here?
I was hoping Rita was here.
I was supposed to meet up with
her, but I can't find her.
Bienvenido a Mexico.
Don't take it personal.
That's just Rita.
Maybe, but she was
going for a swim.
You don't think
I should be worried?
No, I'm sure she's fine.
I'm actually gonna go
and pick up some supplies,
so if I see her, I'll tell
her to give you a call.
Okay. Maybe I'll drive
down to the beach
and see if I can
find her too.
I'm telling you,
she's fine.
Okay. Adios.
Adios.
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard, what is your location, over?
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard,
this is Mexican Search
and Rescue, over?
Please continue on
a heading of 20 degrees north
by 105 degrees west, over?
I don't see anything.
Search and Rescue,
this is Vallarta lifeguard.
We are approaching the reef
but there is nothing here.
I repeat, there is nothing here.
Roger that.
Puerto Vallarta Lifeguard,
this is Mexican Search
and Rescue, over?
Please confirm your location
as 20 degrees north
by 105 degrees west, over?
Roger that.
I can't make it out.
Here, take a look over there.
Just below the surface. See it?
What-- what is that thing?
I don't see it?
Where'd it go?
Try to find it.
Check over the bow.
I got back here.
It's not up here, man.
I can't see it.
What the--
Look out!
Help me!
Reach for my hand!
I got ya!
Come on, man!
Kick!
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Los Muertos Reef, Mayday!
Trace,
you're talking crazy, man.
I'm telling you, okay?
This was not a shark, okay?
A shark does not eat
a lifeguard boat.
A shark does not have horns--
Hey, carnada.
I know you're upset
about what you saw, but--
Luis? Hey.
Why are you closed?
Trace is having a bad day.
He saw two lifeguards get
attacked by a tiger shark.
It was not a tiger shark!
Well, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I still can't find Rita
and I'm starting to get worried.
Oh, don't worry about her.
You want some water?
Please.
...bringing his clients up close and personal with the sharks.
Scranton has been chumming the
waters around Los Muertos Reef,
which Captain Calderon believes
led to the fatal attack
of two lifeguards and
a local woman, Rita Valdez.
Oh, my God.
Police Chief Captain Calderon
thanked Doctor Frank Reeves
for helping identify
the cause of the threat.
Next up, Randy Johnson
with sports.
This wasn't a shark.
Trace, just stop, alright?
What are you talking about?
I've sailed on this
bay half my life.
I know what a damn
tiger shark looks like.
I'm going to find this
thing that killed my friend.
Trace?
I'm coming with you.
Rita was my
first friend here.
Yeah. Mine too.
She looked up my birthday
and threw me a surprise
party at Luis' bar.
I didn't know a soul.
But that's how friends
were made according to Rita.
Seems like everybody's got
a story like that about Rita.
What's yours?
She fed me.
I guess I was the, uh,
the poor kid
with no lunch money.
So everyday, Rita would come
to school with an extra lunch.
It was the first
time that I...
tasted food
made with love.
That thing is still out there.
Until we can prove it,
not Luis, not the news
channels, not Calderon,
nobody's gonna believe us.
I need your help.
Well, here we are.
Come on.
Let me show you around.
Great.
Wow.
There is a certain
"wow" factor.
What a wonderful place.
So peaceful and private.
How about a drink?
You've really got this down,
don't you?
Thank you.
My pleasure.
Viva la fiesta.
And to think it was
snowing when I left Aspen.
Is that your boat?
What, that old thing?
Yeah.
Will you take me
for a ride sometime?
Sure, no problem.
Let's go for a dip first.
Work up an appetite for lunch.
Oh, I don't need to eat.
Oh, looking at you,
neither do I.
No. No. Steve, Steve,
I'm serious.
I do not want to get
my bathing suit wet.
No? What're you
waiting for?
The pool deck at the Paradise.
I am gonna get you for this!
I'm gonna get you!
There's something down here.
What?
Help.
Oh, come on, Lois.
You're not getting up that easy.
No, Steve. Help!
Help!
Lois!
You really know
these waters, don't you?
I sort of grew up down here.
I spent more time in the water
than I did in school.
My dad was stationed at the U.S.
Navy base down here, so.
Didn't follow
in his footsteps?
Not exactly.
I was at Annapolis.
My father's pride and joy.
I don't know.
Something just didn't click.
I dropped out a year later.
Father hasn't
talked to me since.
Where is he now?
Somewhere in the States,
I hear.
I'm sorry.
Oh, nothing to be sorry for.
Not that it's any of my
business, but,
some people--
well, parents--
have a hard time
adapting to
how they thought things
would be to how they are.
I didn't exactly take you
for the black sheep
in the family type.
You'd be surprised how high
expectations can be set.
The only thing I've learned
to expect lately is bad news.
What about
your pot of gold?
I'm still looking for it.
You see that?
What is it?
I don't know.
It's right here on
the starboard side.
Just keep the boat
pointed right.
What is it?
It's called an EPERB.
It's an emergency
response beacon that's
triggered by water.
If your boat sinks,
it sends out a distress signal
with your GPS coordinates.
Every boat has one.
Does it say what boat
it's registered to?
It's got all this
residue on it.
Hold on, hold on.
here, let me see it.
Be my guest.
Fin Seeker, this is Mexican
Search and Rescue, over?
In regards to your
previous inquiry,
the EPERB belongs
to the sailboat
that disappeared off
the coast of Alaska, over?
Repeat that.
Did you say Alaska? Over.
Affirmative. Strange.
Got the same signal just before
the lifeguards disappeared.
I have no idea how
it got this far south.
Can you bring it by
headquarters when you
get a chance? Over.
Roger that.
Over and out.
Alaska?
That's a long way.
Yeah, it's a long way.
That's it.
That's what I saw.
I found it on
Dr. Reeves' website.
Trace, these creatures
have been extinct
for over 150 million years.
Well, I guess you didn't get the
memo, because that's what I saw.
Are you suggesting
this species survived?
You're the scientist.
Suppose it did survive, just
for the sake of the argument.
A mutation more sustainable
to warmer waters
could be making
it's way south.
This came from that boat
that vanished in Alaska.
Now, five days later,
they picked up its signal here,
okay? That's 1600 miles.
You think this thing attacked
Jeremy Long's boat?
Yeah. And it swallowed
his emergency beacon.
Then headed south
to warmer waters.
But it couldn't digest the
beacon, so it regurgitated it.
So how do we kill it?
We have to go to
the authorities with this.
And tell them what?
As far as they're concerned,
this case is closed.
I'll talk to
Dr. Reeves about it.
He worked with my father.
Dr. Reeves will hear me out.
And he will think you
are as crazy as I am.
I'll take that chance.
I'm gonna need this.
The residue might be a bile
from its stomach.
Dr. Reeves can
sequence the DNA
and confirm that
this thing exists.
Trace, promise me
you won't do anything
until I've had a
chance to talk to him.
Trace.
Alright.
Carol.
Thanks.
Dr. Reeves.
Carol Brubaker.
You spoke at my class
last month.
I remember.
Carl Brubaker's daughter.
I always enjoyed
his lectures.
I'm also a friend
of Rita Valdez,
a woman killed
at Los Muertos.
I was wondering if I could
have a moment of your time.
Of course.
Give me a moment.
Follow me.
Trace recognized it immediately
as the creature he saw.
Carol, this is just
an artist's rendering.
It's on your website.
Yes. But it's just another
unconfirmed sighting.
There have been others?
Japan. New Zealand.
North Carolina.
But until we have a reliable
record of the existence
of this species,
something concrete,
we can not assume the existence
of a living example.
This is the beacon
I told you about.
It may have tissue
from the creature on it.
Examine this,
please, Dr. Reeves.
I will.
Trace, you promised.
Stop your engines.
Prepare for boarding.
I repeat.
Stop your engines.
Stop your engines.
The engine is stopped.
Okay, I hear you.
The engine is stopped.
Nothing changes with you,
does it, McGraw?
I know it's very sad.
Entiendo.
Hey, you want to explain to me
why you were doing ten times
the speed limit
through a no-wake zone?
Ah, no, actually,
I don't.
How about the registration
for that weapon?
Look, Victor--
I'm very happy
for your promotion.
I'm glad to see that they're
lowering their standards
so much.
As much as I'd like to stay here
and insult you some more,
I'm kind of busy right now.
Oh, can we get you any
ammunition? Huh?
How about some fuel?
Look, Victor, this thing--
Yup.
This thing that killed Rita
and the lifeguards,
It's not just a shark, okay?
It's some kind
of prehistoric shark,
like a dinosaur.
What the hell
are you talking about?
This thing is out there and it's
heading for the waterways.
I saw it, okay?
I'm not kidding, alright?
If we don't stop this thing,
it's gonna kill
a lot more people.
How long are you going to carry
on with this?
Those people were attacked
by a tiger shark!
No!
I have a warrant
to search this vessel.
Search it for what?
You leave that to us.
You know what, go ahead.
Search the boat.
Fine! Be my guest.
You've got bigger problems than
a prehistoric fish, amigo.
Turns out your partner was
arrested at the border
with 40 pounds of marijuana.
Can you explain that?
What partner?
He's not my partner!
I rent his boat!
Okay, that's it!
Now I'm impounding this boat.
Okay?
Ernesto, get this fool off the
deck and onto dry land.
Yeah, good luck getting
on board.
Alright, calm down.
This is not a contact sport.
Come on, let's go!
Alright.
Are you kidding me?
What? Oh--
Wait. Hold on.
Hold on.
Alright,
let's get out of here!
Come on.
Alright, babe.
Alright, you be up front,
I'm in back.
All you got to do is just row
and I'll match you, okay?
No big deal.
Here we go.
One, two, perfect.
Alright, paddle, paddle.
Right on.
I have got this.
Okay.
And what is it that
you're doing back there, babe?
I'm trying to match your stroke.
Isn't that supposed
to be my line?
Come on!
Left, right, left, right.
Don't make me come back there.
Just keep in rhythm with me.
Listen here, mister!
Whoa!
You're rocking the boat.
Tom, I think we're
being followed.
It's probably just a dolphin.
I don't know.
It looks kind of big
for a dolphin.
That's no dolphin.
That's a shark.
Now row!
Row!
Come on!
Oh my God!
No! No!
Hey!
How are you?
You guys are looking great.
Good to see you.
Hello. Good to see you again.
Sam. Nice to see you
once more.
Thank you for your hospitality.
Very good.
Hello.
Simon!
Ah, Frank.
Frank, good to see you again.
I'm glad you could make it.
Thanks for inviting me.
Let me introduce you
to somebody.
Sure.
Elsa?
Yes!
This is Dr. Simon Otis, a
distinguished colleague of mine.
Well, welcome, Dr. Otis.
I'm so glad you're
joining us this evening.
Simon is with us doing some
research on cryobiotics.
I'll let him explain.
I study organisms living
at below-normal temperatures.
Endangered fish.
Endangered fish!
Excuse me one moment.
I'm so sorry that
the music is so loud,
but we are having
our annual fiesta
and I'm so glad you're
joining us for this event.
Yes, well,
it's nice to be here.
Amigos,
you're music is great,
but could you hold the volume
down just a little bit?
Some arctic species develop
anti-freeze proteins
that bind to the
ice crystals in the fish.
Frank.
Very interesting, Dr. Otis,
it's been such a pleasure
meeting you.
Nice to meet you.
I must say hello to your wife.
I'll join you later.
I was just telling her
about Siberian sturgeon
and how I was trying to freeze
the DNA for future regeneration.
I was going to--
Simon, come with me
for a moment.
I need your opinion
about something.
Okay.
There's been something
bothering me for some time.
Checking up on this.
I'm not really certain
as to what the answer is.
But do you think it's possible
that a prehistoric species
could survive in this way?
Trapped in ice.
I think it's highly improbable.
But out of the question?
No.
Where's Trace?
I can't get him on his cell.
I don't know.
Probably got some last-minute
customer or something.
He's out there looking for the
pliosaur, I know it!
Hello! Hello?
Hey, Carol, it's Mike.
Listen, the Regatta
Fiesta Parade thingy--
is going to be happening a
little later than anticipated.
So I was wondering if we could
delay the polo match until 3:00?
Sure. No problem.
Okay. I'll tell
the yacht club coach.
Okay. Is that it?
Well, not unless you want
to take me up on my offer.
Dinner, tonight?
Look. I don't know how to
explain this to you, Mike,
but I just can't deal
with this right now, okay?
No, I totally understand that.
I mean, tomorrow night's
good if you're available.
Argh!
Naylea, doing anything
tomorrow night?
Hello!
Where are you?
I'm coming.
It's Trace.
He's down at the dock.
Luis, that thing
is in the canal.
Everything was peaceful
around here until
Trace McGraw came back.
You still don't believe him?
Did you?
I believe what he saw
was a pliosaur.
I believe he saw it go to inland
waters and we've got to stop it.
And I believe you guys
are going to need my help.
This is Steve's house here.
We should warn him.
Yeah, there's a good view
of the canal from his dock.
Steve!
Hey, Steve!
Steve!
Steve!
I don't see him.
It looks like he
hooked another one.
Yeah, looks like it.
Steve!
Hey, Steve!
It's real.
Just like you said.
Where the hell
is it headed for now?
Let's go.
And that leads to the Bacanas,
you know,
that's where it's headed.
How far is it?
12 miles. But there's a pontoon
barrier at the Watuka turnoff.
We can stop it there.
Then what?
Blow it out of the water.
Whoa. This creature
is a biological phenomenon.
So--
We should capture it somehow,
anesthetize it. Study it.
We'll get it mounted on your
wall, if you want.
After we kill it.
I like his idea better.
So what,
we need explosives, right?
Yeah. I'll try to get some from
my friends at the army base.
Alright, make it happen.
We'll take Steve's car.
You guys track the thing.
I'll meet you at the barrier.
Papa?
Not now!
What is it?
You need to take this.
Yeah.
Inspector Calderon,
it's Carol Brubaker.
There's been another shark
attack with two more victims.
Where?
33 Villa del Sol.
At least two people.
Steve Loggins and a woman.
There's not much left to I.D.
We're tracking
the thing inland.
We're going to try and
stop it at Watuka turnoff.
You've got to send
some help right away.
Immediately.
It's for sure.
So he said he's sending someone.
This better work.
Pedro!
Hey, guys!
Came to visit your old friend?
How long is it gonna take you
to get that pontoon piece
into place?
Pedro, please can you
get that crane running?
I was waiting for--
Pedro, no esta bromeando.
Look, I'm not joking, man,
we gotta get that thing down
there, okay?
Just move it, come on!
Okay, okay.
Let's go!
Be careful.
Okay.
Pedro, keep bringing it down.
Watch your step.
Right here.
Come on!
Okay, that's good!
So what's the plan?
There are eyelets on either
side of this pontoon
that lock it into place.
Once they're together,
this thing shouldn't
be able to get through.
So how are you going
to do that?
Unfortunately, I'm gonna
have to go underneath there.
What am I supposed to do?
Just make sure
I don't get eaten.
That's not funny.
Okay, take it up!
Come on.
You got it?
Almost.
I just need to catch my breath.
Carol? Carol!
Got to hurry.
Last call.
Carol! Carol!
Come on!
It's coming.
Carol, come on!
Carol, come up!
Carol!
Get her out, man!
Carol!
Get up. Come on.
It's coming. Get out.
Hey!
Hey, come on!
We got it trapped inside here.
It's inside the canal.
Hey. You're just
in time, okay--
Okay. Stay back.
What are you doing?
Victor, listen to me.
We have it trapped.
Right here in the canal, okay?
Oh, yeah?
It's right back there.
Really? How scary.
Listen to me--
Listen to me, Trace!
You show up out of nowhere.
The next thing I know,
I've got four people dead.
And a missing car and a brick
of marijuana from your boat.
to do, huh?trapped
I want you to stop this thing.
You want me to pin it
on a dinosaur?
Is your dinosaur
running weed, too?
Oh, my God!
Fire now!
Whoa!
That's your killer.
A 150 million year-old shark.
And it's hungry.
We need to trap it,
this thing.
Okay, the waterway leads
to a maze of canals
and then the swamp.
Canals lead to the estuary and
the estuary leads to the open
ocean,
so this thing can still
get free.
Yeah, but the mascaro is only
a few boat lengths wide.
I need shallow.
I've got a chopper.
We can spot it from the air
and blow his thing back
into the Stone Age.
Ernesto,
go to base now.
Yes, sir.
And clear the park. Dinoshark
season is officially open.
Hey, you see that boat?
I'm gonna take that boat, okay?
I'll meet you--
Look, Trace, I want you
to stay out of the way, okay?
Leave it us.
That chopper's got
a 50 caliber machine gun.
No arguing with that, man.
We have the shark spotted right below.
You're gonna need a bigger
chopper, cabrón.
Crazy! You're crazy!
Come on.
Carol.
Luis, where are you?
Via Escondido. I'm stuck
at a federal checkpoint.
I can't get through.
He's stuck on Escondido.
Tell him it's in the
park national.
We can meet him
at Punta del Flamingo.
He'll know where it is.
Yeah, I got it.
I'll be there in 30.
You've got to hurry, Luis.
I'm bringing
it a little present, too.
How do you find your way around
here. It all looks the same.
I told you, I grew up here.
Luis and I used
to come down here
when we were kids
and play hooky.
If I remember, this should lead
us to Punta del Flamingo.
Ah, it's nice.
I'm not wearing the
right shoes for this.
Alright, alright,
we gotta stop. This is good.
You want to take a break?
Right here's great.
Let's get some water out.
Sure. Open it up.
Hey, Dad, can I go play
by the water?
Sure. Just be careful.
Don't get wet, buddy.
Okay. Okay.
Just be really
careful, okay?
Hold still.
Oh, thanks.
Wow, it's hot. Can't wait
to get on that boat.
You see anything?
Up there, what's that?
Get out of here,
you stupid crocodile.
It's hot.
What's wrong with you?
Huh?
Eddie, where's your boat?
Well, there was this crocodile
in the water and this monster
ate him.
Look, we've got the
whale-watching trip.
We need to go.
Come on, hustle up.
I have talked to you about
this. No more stories.
Trace! Carol!
Trace!
Hey!
Let's go.
It was right here
taking a sunbath.
Calderon's men shot
at it 50 times.
He just flew over.
It can fly?
Hey! Which way?
That way.
Let's go.
Hello and welcome.
As you can see, the boats are
getting ready for what promises
to be a fantastic day
of fun at the marina.
Awesome!
We have, in fact, imported the
lovely ballet folklore dancers.
And I hope you enjoy that.
And, oh! Look who
we have here. George.
George, how you doing, sir?
Good to see you.
Hi, Mike.
How you doing?
Nice to see you too!
Bill, if you'll have a seat
there, please?
Barbara, I reserved
a special seat for you.
From here, you should have a
pretty good view of the match.
Hurricane Tina slammed
this place pretty hard.
It washed out most
of the waterways.
You guys, this map
is out of date.
Now what?
What's that?
At least they got
their wildlife adventure.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the start of the 2009 Puerto
Vallarta Regatta "Race For the Cup."
Hey, Luis, isn't that
the main channel?
We're headed toward the ocean.
Trace! Trace, right there,
do you see it?
It's headed towards the hotel.
The girls!
I've seen you guys
before and I know--
Did you hear we're going
to be playing in the bay?
Hey! You can't be in here.
What do you mean,
I own the joint.
Have you seen Miss Brubaker?
We thought she was with you.
The match starts in six minutes.
We can't play without a coach.
How could she let me
down like this?
We were hitting it off so well.
Wait. We could do it.
We practice the plays all week.
Janelle, you can lead
the swim-off.
Monica, you can start on goal.
Let's show these yahoo girls
how to play ball.
Alright. Let's go!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Paradise Village proudly
presents,
a brand new Fiesta Week event.
An all-girl water polo match.
Let's make a goal.
Keep passing.
Janelle, get the ball
on this side!
All right, Janelle!
They've started!
Get out of the water!
Shark!
Shark!
Shark? Who?
What?
Help me!
Get out!
Get out of the water!
Help. Help me!
Please, help her!
Come on, girls!
Oh my God!
Minina, come on!
Minina, swim to the ladder,
please!
Come on!
Come on, you can do this!
I can't.
Come on. You can do this.
Carol!
We're almost there.
Luis! No!
Give me your hand!
Carol, come on.
She's over here.
Carol, come on,
we gotta get this thing.
Carol?
Carol!
Come on.
What's going on?
It's going to be okay.
Reeves, no, look, it's too late, okay?
Just tell me how
to kill this thing.
The creature's exterior
laminate is armor.
The only vulnerability
in the entire skeleton
is the orbital cavity.
In English, Reeves!
The eye! Aim for the eye.
Okay.
Reeves thinks this thing's
only weakness is the eye.
It's headed for Paradise Beach.
Got it!
Oh! Nice!
Go, Trina!
You go, girl.
Race you to the barrier.
You're on!
I'll catch up with you later.
I've got an appointment
with the parasailor.
Jet ski, windsurfing, parasailing.
Bye bye!
Woo!
It's gone.
Out of the water!
This is Paradise Village, people.
Before we get to the viewing area, folks,
this is a fine opportunity
to take in the sight
of the Bahita Day Fun Dance.
And off to the starboard side,
you guys can see the
world-famous
Puerto Vallarta Regatta.
Take a picture, it'll be worth
a lifetime of memories.
And if you look above us right now,
you will see an example of the
exciting sport of parasailing.
I bet he has a view to die for.
Keep your eyes open
and cameras ready, folks,
because we might just catch
a glimpse of a dolphin or two.
Hey, Skipper,
how about a lift?
What do you say, mates, hard
to say no to these mermaids.
Come aboard.
Okay, watch your step here, my little fish.
Whoa!
Holy smoke!
Hey! Hey!
There's a shark behind you!
Get out of the water!
There's a shark behind you!
There's a shark right behind you!
Right behind you!
Get out of the water!
Trace, he got the parasailor!
Right over there!
Go, go, go!
Take the wheel.
Get as close to it as you can.
I don't think this boat can keep up!
Keep it straight!
Carol, keep it steady!
I'm trying!
Damn it!
Is that a shark?
It just hit the excursion boat!
Over there!
Eddie?
Mom!
Eddie!
Mom!
It's right behind them.
The boat's not fast enough!
Mommy!
Carol! Get me over
to that Jet Ski!
Closer!
I'm trying.
Help me.
Come on, Trace.
Help! Help me!
Help!
Help us!
Help!
Help!
Help me!
Help!
Help!
Welcome to the Endangered
Species list, you bastard.