Dhanusu Raasi Neyargalae (2019) - full transcript

Apologies for being late, sir

Oh, come on. I
don't deserve this

I won't turn up late hereafter

Sir, I read praises about
you in today's newspaper

What did the headline say?

It said that the
heroine slippered you

Greetings

Long time. How have you all been?

Today is the first day
of my new movie's shoot

The title of the movie is..

"Sukran(Venus) is shining bright"



Awesome title, isn't it?

I can make out what that last guy
in the last row is wondering

"Lucky fellow!" isn't it? Well, what to do?

My early days struggles has
earned me this fruitful result

Fine, moving on

So, when the time's
not on our side...

danger will find you no
matter how deep you hide

danger will find you no
matter how deep you hide

And if the time is on our side...

no danger will harm you even if you
open your arms wide and invite it

That's time for you!

So if you think horoscope and astrology
can help you dodge difficulties...

Well, I don't have
anything to say about it

But check this guy out



He lives as his life depends on this

This is a story about him

Sleepy head!

Let me tell you what he
must be dreaming about

"A birdie that's a
beauty and flying high"

"Or a honey, who’s talker
and can make me fly"

"Or a beauty that's very
bold and has sparkling eye"

"Or a doll who can light up
the place like a firefly"

"All I want is my angel and I
won't stop until I find her"

"My heart's yearning and
will I find her ever?"

"I feel the energy! Must
find my Virgo lady!"

"My heart beats for her
but I'm yet to find her"

"I wanna a girl for marriage"

"Without her, my life is gonna damage"

"I wanna a girl for marriage"

"Without her, my life is gonna damage"

"Oh my dear Time, if you are good to me
then my love will find her way to me"

"Horoscope and astrology are the ones
that bless and bring good fortune"

"So here I am waiting for
my dreams to realize"

"Oh my! All these signs are all I see"

"And I'm doing is looking for the
right match with the right stars"

"A birdie that's a
beauty and flying high"

"Or a honey, who’s talker
and can make me fly"

"Or a beauty that's very
bold and has sparkling eye"

"Or a doll who can light up
the place like a firefly"

"All I want is my angel and I
won't stop until I find her"

"My heart's yearning and
will I find her ever?"

"I feel the energy! Must
find my Virgo lady!"

"My heart beats for her
but I'm yet to find her"

"I wanna a girl for marriage"

"I wanna a girl for marriage"

"Without her, my life is gonna damage"

"I wanna a girl for marriage"

"Without her, my life is gonna damage"

Wait

Dude! Enough of
dancing and singing

Wake up! Let's get
into the story

Meet Arjun

He works in Toyota car
showroom as sales executive

His father is no more

He still uses his dad's
car, the Maruti 800

He still uses his dad's
car, the Maruti 800

Check out the sticker on it

Hello, dear...

Mom, I'm driving. I'll call you back

Fine. Ok. Ok

Meet Arjun's mother

Her name is Pandiamma

She runs a small hotel named
'Sathya Mess' in Kumbakonam

Listen! Bring some Chutney
for the gentleman here

Listen! Bring some Chutney
for the gentleman here

Take care of the customers!

Everyone has a goal in life. Right?

Don't we all?

- And his goal is...
- I want to get married soon!

B-cause...

Astrology is science

My dad used to tell me that there is no
one better than you in reading horoscopes

Please read my son's horoscope and
predict my son's future to the point

Sure!

Dear... So, you don't own a house

Neither do you have any savings

Couldn't find any job
matching your skillset

You are an innocent who has never sinned

Your stars can make you
a good business man

But every vehicle
needs fuel to run

A Virgo girl is the
fuel in your case!

According to your sign...

you'll get a girl from
a different state

A girl with a different mother tongue

She will find you!

Listen carefully! She will find you!

But get him married within a
year and his time will be better

If he marries a girl having
Virgo Zodiac sign...

he will have a bright future

A Virgo girl...

will make you touch heights
that no one has ever reached

Get married soon

According to your sign, you'll find a
girl with a different mother tongue

Cling on to her tight and
you'll life will be awesome!

Mom!

- Mom!
- Over here

Mom...

what have you been
doing since morning?

Prepared rice cakes,
Chutney and fritters

Now, go eat

Right! Focus on cooking rice
cakes, Chutney and gravy!

That will fetch you
a daughter-in-law

That will fetch you
a daughter-in-law

Only if you browse matrimony
sites, chat in Whatsapp group...

and put a word around our community,
only then we'll get a bride!

and put a word around our community,
only then we'll get a bride!

I'm talking here and..

You'll learn your...

Very irresponsible!

Very irresponsible!

Earlier, he used to yell at me
if I talk about finding a bride

Now, he yells because I'm not finding one!

Good improvement

A Virgo?

Of course!

Speaks different tongue?

Speaks different tongue?

A Telugu family, dear

A Telugu family, dear

From Andhra or Telengana?

From Andhra or Telengana?

From Saidapet in Chennai

Act responsible! Go
find someone authentic!

Originality? In today's world?
Where will I find?

Originality? In today's world?
Where will I find?

What happen to that
bride from Sivakasi?

She has Sevva Dosham (Bad-omen)

The bride you saw from Rameswaram...

She was awesome! Why did you say no to her?

She's a day elder to me

Who minds all these in today's world?
Damn! Damn!

What about the bride
from Thirunelveli?

Bride? She looked
more like an elder sister!

All you do is yell at me! You just
say no to every bride that I choose

If this continues then how will
you get married within a year?

Why are you being a pain
for me at my old age?

Just go fall in love!

Earlier falling in love was
a taboo but now it's not!

What's happening Arjun?

Install a dating app

And?

Find your dream girl

Hi

Can I ask you something?

Can I ask you something?

What's your Zodiac sign?

What?

Your Zodiac sign?

I'll give you a call

Good morning, Google!

Today's horoscope
reading for Sagittarius

Today's horoscope
reading for Sagittarius

Hey buddy!

Hi

Hi dude

Meet Priya

- Arjun
- Hi

Dude...

So, what's your Zodiac sign?

What? Idiot?

You are never getting married!

Hello!

Excuse me, your Zodiac sign?

Excuse me!

So, do you see what
Arjun's problem is?

So, do you see what
Arjun's problem is?

God!

By the way, I forgot to mention

He owns only shirts in
six different colors

He owns only shirts in
six different colors

White shirt on Mondays.
Red shirt on Tuesdays

Green shirt on Wednesdays.
Yellow shirt on Thursdays

Blue shirt on Fridays.
Black shirt on Saturdays

- And on sunday...
- Holiday!

Fine. You guys carry on
watching Arjun's story

The director's is already
furious, waiting for me

The director's is already
furious, waiting for me

I'll keep popping in between!

I've emptied the house. Where are you?
Make it fast!

Try to understand my situation!

Quick! Come fast with the vehicle

Mr. Fernandez, looks like
you are shifting houses?

Yes. What's your problem?

Your tone tells me that someone
has troubled you real bad

- Not someone! It's you!
- What?

Mr. Fernandez, you
are telling me...

Err...Sorry! Sorry!

Err...Sorry! Sorry!

What did I do?

Like you haven't done enough

Sorry

You made me hang a photo of 2 donkeys, at my
doorstep that says "We are your lucky charm"

Every time I step
out from home...

the kids here go "Hey, look! Here comes the
'Donkey' uncle! Hey, 'Donkey' uncle!"

It's embarrassing!

I hung that photo because
it brings good luck

Now, is that a sin?

The other day a gecko fell on my shoulder

What did I tell you?

You said you don't believe in it

What did you do?

You went to my wife, linked it to my horoscope
and stuff, scaring the bejesus out of her!

You went to my wife, linked it to my horoscope
and stuff, scaring the bejesus out of her!

3 days! 3 complete check-ups
in 3 different hospitals!

Look, an ancient creature like gecko
will never lie Mr. Fernandez!

I'm sure you definitely have some health
issues related to kidney or heart

"Forget God! Have compassion for
fellow humans" - Thanthai Periyar

Still sleeping?

Uncle...

Uncle!

Arrgh! Wonder why the
sun has to rise?

Will you wake up or else should
I splash water on you?

Why are you being a pain in the head?

Keeps waking me up
at 7 am every day!

Keeps waking me up
at 7 am every day!

To hell with your cycling!

To hell with your cycling!

Instead of being a couch potato,
why can't you do some exercise?

Get ready! Quick!

Now, that's a lot of collection,
Karuppusami! Super!

Stay safe

Thalapakatti Biriyani, Salem Biriyani...

Bilal Biriyani

You must taste Biriyani from all
these outlets within this year!

Come on, Karuppusami!

Come on, Karuppusami!

Oh dear Lord...

let this day turn out to be awesome

Uncle...

Uncle...

- Who turned the Kuberan doll?
- Come, let's go

Hello

Bye

Stop!

What did you just do?

- Rubbed Kuberan's belly
- And?

That'll bring fortune

Give me Rs. 200 for my expenses

- That's my belief
- Superstitious!

Look at him!

These superstitions come as complimentary
with Chinese show pieces

Where did I keep the keys?

Looks like my watch had stopped

Now why did you jump like that?

Must step out before the
raahu kaalam (bad time)

Ok but why act like
there is an earthquake?

Bring the keys and wallet along

No Periyar or rebels can
change people like you!

No Periyar or rebels can
change people like you!

Let's stop by Karapakkam Ponni
Amman temple on our way

Why there?

Idol of Lord Dakshinamurthy
is being kept there right now

So?

Guru peyarchi (Jupiter
transit) starts today

Offering prayers to this deity every Thursday
will bring luck, says astrologer Thirumanandha

Hence, we must go there

So tell me, what such beliefs Virat
Kholi followed to woo Anusha Sharma?

Ask such questions and
you'll call me crazy!

Make it fast

Tell me you name and star sign

Arjun...

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius
Star: Mūla

(Chants mantra)

Lord, the astrologers say I won't get
married if I don't married within a year

Facebook photos of newly married and
wedding invitation messages from friends...

All these are giving
me a tough time

All these are giving
me a tough time

Please bless me with a
good Virgo girlfriend

Tell me your name, sign and star

Meena, Zodiac sign: Virgo
Star: Uthra

Has she tied the knot?

Doesn't look so

The marriage toe ring?

Knew it! When have you
blessed me so quick?

Radio astronomer...

specializing as a planetary scientist

And now selected to be a part of
mission Mars1, station astronaut...

I don't get it

I completed my graduation in Physics
and majored in Astro physics

Also specialized in Radio astronomy

That's when I did a
research on planets...

hence a Planetary scientist

hence a Planetary scientist

Then, later when the US company
came up with a mission to Mars...

I was selected for it and hence
now I'm also an astronaut

So you are representing
the whole human species

What's the duration of this Mars mission?
Is it for months or years?

This is a one way trip

In future, for humans
to survive in Mars...

so we are going to test
it and settle there

- 17th, 18th, 19...
- Yes. I'm unloading the load now

Next, I'll head to deliver your load

- Trust me! Please don't yell
- Oh! Come on!

I'll start now

- Excuse me
- Please don't yell!

- Please move the vehicle
- Hold on

Excuse me...

Wait, I'll call you back

What's your problem?

Act like a security guard
and not the showroom owner!

Don't I've to unload these?

Stop it, now! I'll move the
vehicle in few minutes

Wonder where such people turn up from?

Good morning, Mr. Ram

Good morning, Mr. Ram

Good morning

Picked up a fight so
early in the morning?

Yeah right! Like it's something new.
It's the usual routine

Why did you take an off yesterday?

Again, as usual...

Groom hunting for your daughter?

Any progress?

Well, people aren't progressing.
Heavy dowry demands

My daughter isn't getting younger.
Time is flying

Don't worry. The Guru
peryarchi has begun yesterday

Your daughter’s Zodiac
sign is Pisces, right?

Yes, dear

Ask her to offer prayers to deity Drugai
amman on every Friday for 9 weeks

Ask her to offer prayers to deity Drugai
amman on every Friday for 9 weeks

Good news will find her the 10th week!

- Ok, dear
- Don't worry. See you

Good morning, Arjun

Look how smart Arjun is.
Definitely a chick magnet

Wondering yet why does he
believe so much in horoscope?

It's all because of an important incident
that took place during his childhood

That incident was...

Grandpa, why did my father
go to heaven so soon?

Bad omens showed up in his horoscope

Advised your parents to marry after the
rituals to get rid of those bad omen

But your parents
paid heed to nobody

So, if that ritual had been done,
dad would've been alive now?

For sure. He wouldn't
have left us

Astrology isn't a myth

Uncle, why do you want to
poison that kid's mind?

He lost his father

He is no more a kid but
the man in the family

Dear Aquarius viewers, today
will be a great day for you

Dear Aquarius viewers, today
will be a great day for you

My horoscope reading?

Go, get me that calendar

Quick

- Sagittarius, that's your Zodiac sign
- How's my luck today?

Victory! Victory, dear!

Lord Vinayaga, please take
care of all my kith and kin

May God bless you

May God bless you

Show me your hand

May you live long

Grow up to be a successful man!

And that's how his grandpa infused
astrology in him to a level where...

even after securing good marks in school...

he chose automobile engineering
because his horoscope said so

And now he's working here

Let's see what happens next

- Good morning, Keerthana
- Good morning

Bless me oh God!

Arjun, Vijay's looking for you

The usual cake with a different name on it

And they call it a birthday celebration.
Give me a break!

Are you guys still following this age old
cake cutting celebration on birthdays?

Well, instead if we had ordered a bucket
Biriyani from famous bhai's outlet...

all of us could've eaten our heart out

- Actually dear...
- Stop it! We're at office!

He arranges this cake cutting for
Hasini and flirts with Nandini

Wonder how he is able to pull it off

Wonder how he is able to pull it off

Look at me. I keep changing
my hairstyle to impress them

Ok...

But nothing works out

For that you must be
born smart, like me

True story! In fact in
Facebook and Instagram...

I am being chased by women!

There she is! The modern
traditional girl in the office

She's Hasini

She loves Arjun.
A one sided love

But Arjun turned down
her proposal because...

Here's a small flashback

We both; ain't gonna workout!

That's what, tell me why?

We have the same Zodiac sign and
star sign; Sagittarius and Mūla

People with same signs aren't compatible

What?

Also, I'm looking for a Virgo girl

We both; ain't gonna happen

The french fries are really good. Have it

- Happy birthday
- Thank you

No gift?

Well...err...no

Hey, by the way I'll be away for
a friend's marriage next week

- Where?
- Bangalore

- Please somehow handle the HR
- Ok!

To Bangalore?

Where's my credit card?

Coming!

Dear nephew!

What a crowd! Oh my! My!

Why didn't you tell me
you took my credit card?

I did inform you

You were so lost in playing PUBG in
your mobile but still you nodded

Kids these days, I say. So lost in
cell phones that they realize nothing!

Those are not for you

Why did you purchase
so many clothes?

Did I buy 4 boxers and briefs last week?

What about pants and shirts?

After all we're heading to Bangalore!

We?

Look, aren't you going to attend
your friend's wedding at Bangalore?

I'll tag along

Why would you attend
my friend's marriage?

Well...

"A friend's friend is also a friend"

I didn't say it. The great
director Samuthrakani said it

I'm not buying it

Why?

Weren't Moopanar and
Kalainger good friends?

Indeed

Weren't Moopanar and
Jayalalitha also good friends?

Yes! What's your point?

But was there any friendship between
Kalainger and Jayalalitha ever?

Whoa!

Whoa!

And that is why...

you must also watch director
Karu Palaniappan's speech sometimes

So, tell me. Why are you so hell
bent in coming to Bangalore?

Start from here...

then cross Poonamallee bypass...

and first halt at Kanchipuram

First to Mannar Biriyani outlet then make a U
turn and next to Arcot Nawab Biriyani outlet

Then Amma Biriyani at Velore
and Star Biriyani at Ambur!

Made using the fat
frm meat, slurp!

Then at our final
destination, Bangalore...

Empire Biriyani with grape juice!

In the greed for Biriyani...

I'm stuck with this car. Thanks to you!

What?

Pochiniki!

Oh game! I thought
you were abusing me

Dear nephew...

Dear nephew...

Listen...

So, who's this Anitha?

A friend

- What kind of friend?
- Just a friend

Just a friend? Not convincing

Is she your girl friend, best
friend or a mutual friend?

Or your PUBG gaming friend?

Or your PUBG gaming friend?

Just a friend

Oh! Very different

"She's an angel and a love expert"

"Made me fall for her
without any effort"

"Mesmerized me with her beauty"

"And now I'm blushing like
an old-fashioned smarty"

"Her words got me
going crazy for her"

"I can now see the love
line, so bright and clear"

"I was single all this while,
that's when she came along"

"Changed my status to
'committed' for lifelong"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"All I need is you, my baby!"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"All I need is you, my baby!"

"When I open my eyes, I want
you to be the first one I see"

"With that beautiful lips of
your, I want you to smile at me"

"I want you hug so tight..."

"and never let go of you"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"All I need is you, my baby!"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"I want each and everyday
of yours to be special"

"Wish I could spend all my time with you,
laugh, joke and not a moment that is dull"

"No matter where I am, my
eyes keep looking for you"

"Wish I could lock you up in my
heart and freeze time forever"

"Her words got me
going crazy for her"

"I can now see the love
line, so bright and clear"

"I was single all this while,
that's when she came along"

"Changed my status to
'committed' for lifelong"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"All I need is you, my baby!"

"Her words got me
going crazy for her"

"I can now see the love
line, so bright and clear"

"I was single all this while,
that's when she came along"

"Changed my status to
'committed' for lifelong"

"All I want is you, my baby!"

"All I need is you, my baby!"

And you say she's 'Just a friend?'

Looks like you had a great time
with her with duets and what not

Stop talking like my wingman!

I am...

I mean...I am your
maternal uncle not wingman

Remember we are attending this wedding as
friends. So, let's not wait for the rituals

We'll get there, congratulate
the couple, pose for a photo...

then head to Empire hotel,
have Biriyani and take off!

Got it?

Not Biriyani! Not again, Lord Muruga!

So, why did you and
Anitha break up?

Let me hear that story too

Let me hear that story too

We all know what
booze does to us...

Cheers!

Cheers!

Dude! What's the rush?

Well, that's how I approach
everything in my life

One drink and he is already blabbering

One drink and he is already blabbering

Didn't Anitha promise you a job in
Bangalore? Why are you refusing it?

Dude...

This IT profession won't suit me

My horoscope says that only
mechanical industry jobs will suit me

So, that's the matter? Shall I try
talking to Anitha about this?

Dude, how well do
you know Anitha?

She is a Leo and her
star sign is Magham

She'd like to rule! She will
convince others that she is right

She'd like to rule! She will
convince others that she is right

She won't even mind you

So, don't risk it Joseph! No, thanks

Play some music please

- Sure
- Life's so dull

I'll play now

Hi

Hi, Arjun

Shwetha, right?

I know

You look very beautiful in this Saree

Thank you

Don't mistake me

Don't mistake me

Uh-oh!

No!

Ani...

Arjun!

Come to me

Drop me off at Palavakkam!
Faster please

Well, then don't blame me

Palavakkam stop is here. Get down

Here

Shwetha

Damn! Arjun!

Oh God!

I heard about last night

I didn't expect this from you

What did you hear?

Joseph told me everything

Uh-oh!

- Joesph, you...
- Arjun!

- Joesph, you...
- Arjun!

Do you think I'm an emotion-less idiot?

Couldn't you have just told me that you prefer
only jobs related to mechanical engineering?

I fought with you unnecessarily

Sorry Arjun

No, I must be the one to apologise

Why should you apologise?

Well, last night...

So what if you were drunk?

Does it give you the
license to go crazy?

Stop yelling

Didn't I apologize?

I hugged her just like
the way I hug you

So, you say I am the same as her?

God!

Why am I screwing this up?

I hugged her
imagining it was you

I hugged her
imagining it was you

Don't cook up stories now

I'm so done with you!

Anitha...

A day will come when
you'll miss me really bad

Hey...why...

- You will regret this and miss me for sure!
- Anitha...

- You will regret this and miss me for sure!
- Anitha...

If I had apologized the next
day, she'd have forgiven me

Later I found out that according to my
horoscope, that day was bad for me

I should have just remained tight lipped

Dear nephew...

I'm really proud of you

Ok, now give me that leg piece

But then...

your belief that, she left you because
your horoscope said it was bad day...

sounds rubbish...

Waiter, one Biriyani parcel please

I'm a customer here

Err... customer?

The meat must have been deep
fried with Ghee! Dear nephew...

What is it?

Shamless girl! She invited
you to her marriage

You too, like a shameless fellow,
are going to attend it?

You too tagged along like a
shameless in greed of Biriyani

You too tagged along like a
shameless in greed of Biriyani

Well, my honor is in tact

All I'm saying is I don't
understand you, the modern youths

Uncle, it's very simple

Marriage or love, we'll always
remain a husband to our girlfriend

In love or breakup, our ex will
always remain a girlfriend to us

70s kids like you will never get
even a zilch of what I said

- Whatever - Anitha will always
have a special place in my heart!

The day technology took over our lives;
everything has changed since then!

Bullock carts must be
easy than this car

Phew!

- Quick! Today!
- Wait!

One must be a gymnastics and yoga expert
in order to get in and get out of this

Dear nephew, what a huge marriage hall!

This is a 5 star hotel!

Hotel?

Whoa! The bar!

Varities of drinks and beautiful girls!

Breaking up with her is your loss!

A small item number screwed
up your life big time!

Focus on what you're here for

- So, what's your focus?
- The free booze

Carry on

Time to dive in!

Hey Arjun!

Hey Arjun!

- Hey! How are you?
- I'm good

He's so smart, how come he still
doesn't have a girlfriend?

What's the use if he gets one?

The moment he likes a girl, he
starts asking her Zodiac sign

Stop it now

Fine, where's Anitha?

She's over there. Go, meet her

"Was it really you, with
whom I spend my past?"

"Is this the new you,
is it really you?"

"They way you look, the way you talk..."

"You're a whole new person now"

"Your eyes are the same but they
don't look at me the way it used to"

A day will come when
you'll miss me really bad

You will regret this
and miss me for sure!

"Your eyes are the same and
they don't seem to lie"

Hi Arjun

Hi Anitha

I had lot of dreams about my life

But it didn't turn out as expected

But it didn't turn out as expected

But you know what? Past is past

I'm so happy that you are here

Thank you so much. I'm so happy to meet you

Same here

She's getting married and here
they are, hugging each other

Ask him and he'll start the 70s
kids vs 90s kids comparison

You haven't met my fiance, right?

Ok, wait

Sunil

- Sunil!
- Yeah! I'm coming

- Sorry. Sorry
- It's ok

Remember I told you. Meet Arjun

- Oh hi! Sunil
- Hi. Arjun

I've heard a great deal
about you from her

A great deal? Like what?

My Zodiac sign is Pisces. Can
you predict how's my time now?

Now that you're getting married,
you're going to have an awesome time

Arjun!

Ok, go enjoy yourself.
We'll catch up later

See you, bro

A tequila shot for me

Just like how you hugged
Shwetha instead of Anitha...

you went for my Tequila
shot instead of yours

How do you...

Who are you?

I don't talk to sobers!

2 more Tequila shots

Come on!

Are you already high?

Who are you?

I'm a nymphobic species
on the planet Earth

How do you know my personal details

Anitha share all her
secrets with me

We both are friends
from our school days

By the way, I'm K R Vijaya

"I'm a flower that
mesmerized my lover"

"I'm a flower that
mesmerized my lover"

"I looked around and here you are"

Can you leave my hand now?

Sorry

Aren't you that chick
from the space station?

Aren't you that chick
from the space station?

I mean...the girl

Girl?

Call me KRV

Fine...

are you single?

Well...err...

Actually...

I am single

So, you too?

So am I

I'm happily single

But just that being single
at a party is quite boring

Even I'm bored

How about a game? It'll be fun

In this party...

you be my boy friend...

and I'll be your girlfriend

Ok. Sounds good

3 more shots

Uh-oh!

What's the time, uncle?

Time is 10:20

Oh my God!

How about we go out
and watch moodram pirai (the 3rd crescent)?

You mean Kamal Hassan's movie?
At this hour?

The moon!

The 3rd crescent?

Nice

I too...

- I mean planets mean the world to me
- Really?

- Yeah!
- Stars?

Namashiva vaaya!
Om namashiva vaaya!

Why are you praying now?

I was said that if I witness the
3rd crescent, I'll find my love

I found it

For what?

To get married

Marriage?

Eww!

Now what's with that reaction?

I find tying the knot and tying the belt
around a dog's neck to be the similar

But I believe in marriage

But I don't believe in marriage

Why?

In the year 2024, I'll be going to Mars

In the year 2024, I'll be going to Mars

Bye! Bye!

One way trip

So, you won't return?

I'm already upset that
I'm not finding a bride

Ok, tell me why do
people get married?

Ok, tell me why do
people get married?

Like how I like you for no reason...

and how you like me for no reason. One
doesn't need a reason to getting married

Even I feel the chemistry

You aren't a threat

What makes you think so?

You didn't do anything with Shwetha

Neither did you do anything with Anitha

So...

you're a good boy

No...

No...

Be naughty and you
throw tantrum at boys

Be nice and you laugh at them

I don't understand girls

I don't understand girls

Fine, come on

Let's go downstairs

Are we already there?

That's the one

Now, go to sleep

Is that what you want?

Excuse me...

please let go of me

We are committing a sin

We are committing a sin

Viji...

I have something to ask you

What is it?

- What's your Zodiac sign?
- What?!

What happened?

Oh my God! Lost my virginity without
even finding out if she is Virgo!

Dam you, Arjun!

Life is crazy

We didn't expect they will consummate their
relationship at someone else's wedding

Fate is taking him on a crazy ride!

Will it drive his life even more crazier
or will it stop here? Let's watch

Im upset here and look at her?
Acting cooll and taking a sun bath!

Wonder what happened last night!

Excuse me

Hello!

I'm talking to you

What?

Sorry, last night...unknowingly...

Things got out of control

I'm...

- I'm sorry
- It's ok

Chill

Chill?

How can you be so cool?

Last night...

we did it!

Looks like you'll spread
the news yourself

- God! Why would I do that?
- We'll talk about this

But...I'm sorry

It's ok

It's ok? Oh God!

I'm not used to...

- This is new to me
- Arjun, go

- Please go
- Ok! Ok!

- Please go
- Ok! Ok!

God! Arjun!

Boys just can't
handle themselves

Boys just can't
handle themselves

Whatever

My worst nightmare
just came true!

How can you lose control, Vijaya!
Damn you, Vijaya! What did you do?

Swear you won't drink again!

I said, swear!

What to do? Anitha!

Unbelievable!

Unbelievable!

First reason, booze

First reason, booze

Second, casually we started
playing girlfriend and boyfriend

Did you guys play or did
fate play in both your lives?

But I'm sure this wouldn't have
happened if there was no chemistry

The chemistry between was just awesome

Felt like we knew each
other from long time

- Just praying that she must be a Virgo
- Then what?

Look, "Sky is the limit"
is a proverb for you

In her case, sky is literally her limit

No, Anitha! I told him last night
that I don't believe in marriage

Did you tell him before
you guys did it or after?

As far as I know him, he
believes too much in marriage

Who'd not want to get married?

Who'd not want to get married?

Correct

One more beer, please

Make her fall in love
with you and get married

Then convince her to cancel her trip

No way! Mars mission is my dream!

Last night was a pure accident

Like astrologer Thirumanandha
said, the girl found me

The stars and sky that united us...

will keep us united forever.
I believe that

That's fate

Don't you know I don't believe in fate?

Don't you know I don't believe in fate?

Vijaya...

Every person we meet in
life has a reason behind it

So just think about it

"So finally this beauty got
wooed by her Prince Charming"

"Also the prince fell for the beauty as
well as the brains of this princess"

"As the groom blushes..."

"the bride reciprocates as they
step together into the dream world"

"None of them have any
experience but then it's ok"

"They are scared. Their game's over!"

"He blushes and she feels
shy, as they move closer"

"Will their secrets spill?"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"Should we blame the booze or
should we blame our desires?"

"Or dear, tell me if we should
blame the romantic evening?"

"Should we blame the cold climate or should
we blame the body that wanted to rejuvenate?"

"Or dear, tell me if we
should blame our discipline?"

"- A part of the sin...
- he committed that"

"- Rest of the sin...
- Again it's him"

"Well, can't blame him. It's
your smile that all started it"

"Well, can't blame him. It's
your smile that all started it"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"I can feel that something’s new. Oh
my darling, it's all because of you"

"Never felt like this before
and I've never been so crazy"

"The lips are getting dried
and there is a vibe going on"

"I can see from his eyes that even
he has never felt like this before"

"Who made the first move?
Who kick started it?"

"Who made the first move?
Who kick started it?"

"Well, no one's to be blamed
since everything's over now"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

"Let's ask the people,
who is at fault here?"

"How about we commit the
sin, one more time, dear?"

Thank you, aunt

- You both must visit our home sometime
- Sure

Anitha

Ok

Just a minute

Go, find out what he wants

What is it? Regarding KRV?

- How do you know?
- I know everything

Since I know you,
take my advice...

Listen to me at least now

You both; never happening

Why?

Dude! She's a butterfly

She will never fall
for your beliefs

Hope you know that she will
be on a mission to Mars

So don't waste your time
expecting anything from her

She already left

Yes. Coming, mom

- She already left?
- See you

- She already left?
- See you

She's jealous!

A girl from a different state! A
girl with a different mother tongue

She will find you! Don't let go of her!

Why does he look so excited?

Dear nephew...

staring at the phone make it ring.
It'll ring when she calls

Here!

- Hello
- Sir, calling from NICL bank

You are eligible for a personal loan

I need some personal space.
Can I get that?

Now, hang up!

Hi!

Hasini...

I'm sleeping. Can we talk in the morning?

Sir, we have 4 types of massages

Thai massage, oil massage, sandwich
massage and special massage

Hang up!

I lost my virginity
before getting married

Please forgive me

Please forgive me

Please grant me there 2 wishes

First...

KRV must be a Virgo

Next one is that she
must come to me soon

Grant these wishes and I'll
offer you 108 coconuts

Dear nephew...

Someone's calling you. Trucaller
app shows the name 'Vijaya'

Vijaya?

Move!

Tell me, KRV

Uncle, this is Vijaya

Vijaya? Who?

Ramasami's daughter, Vijaya.
How are you?

I'm doing good. Tell me

Our cow has given birth to a calf. Mom
asked me to give you the good news

- Ok, I'll hang up now
- Call aunt and ask her to send some milk sweets

The new mother cow's milk tastes good!

Stop irritating me!

So, you did it?

Well...

you'll even wait for auspicious
time to order food online

But how did it happen?

Pulling my leg?

Dude! Dude!

Narrate it to me from the start

Let me record it

I'm venting my feelings out and...

you want to record my love
story for your lusty dreams?

Love story?

Love story?

Sounds more like a lust story!

Now, I'm desperate to hear more

To hell with you!

I need this Bangalore Vijaya's number now

Give me an idea

Anitha!

Arjun's calling

Make it quick

God!

Hi Anitha

So, how's the honeymoon
at Switzerland?

What do you want?

Your friend, K R Vijaya...

can I get her number?

can I get her number?

Told you! You both;
it's not happening!

Will you send me her number or do you
want me to bombard you with calls?

Ok! I'll send it

Thank you!

10 numbers?

Let's try this

Let's try this

So, is your daughter following
the ritual I told you?

She is doing it regularly

It is only after offering this prayer...

things are looking good

things are looking good

Forgot to check my horoscope today

Let's find out what's written

Happiness?

You stupid! Get out from here!

First, service that car...

Of late, I have no
idea whom to trust!

Here it comes

Sorry dear horoscope

I judged you for a moment there

Damn! Phone's out of charge

Hello

Hello

I got a missed call from this number.
Who is this?

Vijaya here

Vijaya? Who?

The one with whom you, so
called "did it" in Bangalore

Vijaya. Remember?

Oh! Hey...

Totally forgot. How have you been?

How are your folks at home? All good?

And how's work?

Listen, tomorrow's my birthday

I want you to come to Bangalore.
I'll share the location. Be there

Whoa! Bangalore? No way

I have to handle lot of car deliveries
tomorrow or the business will go dow...

Miss it and you'll miss a surprise

So, you better come

- Ok? Bye
- What's the surprise? Hello!

- Ok? Bye
- What's the surprise? Hello!

A surprise? At Bangalore?

So, I'm flying to Bangalore tomorrow
for the 'subscribe' (surprise)

For expenses, flicking
my uncle's debit card!

In turn I must surprise her today

- Careful
- Sorry, sir

Network...

Hey Arjun!

- Who's that?
- Over here

- Hey Arjun
- Hi Sunil

- How are you?
- What happened?

Why are you sloshed?

You are lucky to
have escaped, bro

I'm trapped!

What happened?

She beats me!

- It's unbearable
- That was expected

Brother...

Calm down. Relax!

Calm down. Relax!

That's the quality of Leo girls

You must be the one to
compromise and adjust

I knew it. There is not
use regretting now

Please pacify me brother

- I can't take it anymore
- Calm down! Calm down!

She doubts me a lot

You could have
warned me, brother

She is a torture, brother

Brother, you're talking about the past

Let go of me!

Bye!

Thanks for coming

I thought you'd give some
reason and not show up

How can I not come? After
all it's your birthday

So nice of you

It's my pleasure

The surprise?

What?

You said you had
some surprise for me

Yes!

You are the surprise

What?

Your presence is a
surprise for me

It's my birthday. Won't you wish me?

There is this thing I follow...

To wish someone? I don't get it

Well, I wish people on their birthday...

at the exact time they were born
after finding out it from them

But I don't know my birth time

Please think harder

Please

I'll try. Enjoy the party

I don't know the exact time

But it's around 10:30 - 10:35

AM or PM?

Night

Wish me then

I'll wait

That'd do!

Cheers

Time to shine, Arjun! Take out the phone

Uh-oh there's no range here

Drats!

Just a little bit of strong
signal and I can find out!

Just a little bit of strong
signal and I can find out!

There seems to some range here

Sorry, brother

Searching for signal?

Yes

You'll have strong
signal over there!

- Damn you phone services
- Hey! Arjun!

What are you doing here?

Special invite

KRV

Don't bluff

Why are you being so jealous?

I know you both well

You guys are incompatible!
So, don't even try

Look, go fix your marriage first

You're turning your husband
into a drunkard! Don't lose him

Fine, go!

Carry on!

Damn you signal. Where are you?

There's one bar! Two bars!

Ok!

Sorry, boss. Sorry

A breaking glass on a Friday
symbolizes bad omen, Arjun

Drink water before leaving

Viji! Please!

- Believe me! I came here looking for you
- Do you hear yourself?

Stop this rubbish!

That was long back..

No, Richard! Just don't!

- Believe me!
- What the...

- Viji! Please!
- What the hell are you doing?

- Viji, please. It was for you...
- Stop it!

Viji

- Don't be so adamant, please
- Why'd you...

- Please! I'll take good care of you
- Richard, just go!

Try to understand. I'm here for you!

Hands off her! How dare you?

What are you doing?

- Who are you?
- Arjun, just leave him!

- Who are you? Out!
- Stop! Stop it!

Viji, who is he? Why is he interfering?

Viji, let me handle him. You leave

- Hands of me!
- Arjun, stop it!

You just came in to my life
and you think you own me?

- Viji, this fellow...
- Just shut up!

And get the hell out of here!

Inviting you was a mistake!

Viji, he was misbehaving with you

Who do you think you are?
A super hero?

I came in hearing your screams

Arjun!

I know to take care of myself!

Got it?

You just know me

You don't own me

Get the hell out!

- Viji..
- Arjun, I said, get out!

- Viji, listen to me...
- Just get the hell out of here!

Whatever happened, happened for good

Whatever is happening, is also for good

Get the hell out!

Whatever happens...

happens...err...

err...

What's wrong with you? Can't
you recite 2 lines properly?

Sorry, sir! Sorry, sir!

I'll go, by-heart my lines and come back

Then I shall tell you
the rest of the story

INTERVAL!

Dear Lord Krishna,
please save the world

5 minutes in this attire and my head
is already aching. Kudos to you!

So, welcome back

Poor Arjun

The girl who romanced him
at their 1st meet..

invited him for a 2nd meet
and screwed him big time

Now, how will his life
change from here?

Keep munching your popcorn
and continue watching

Wish you good prosperity

Boss,get down! Looks like they
want to turn of the power back up!

Must be that manager's doing!

This belly I tell you!

Wait. I'm coming

Who is it?

- Oh! So, it was you?
- What took you so long?

Who gave you the permission to spend Rs.
10000, using my card at Bangalore?

I'll pay it back if you want!
Don't irritate me!

Now, what did I ask that
ticked you off? Arjun...

Arjun!

What's wrong with him?

It's not like I asked to resolve
the Cauvery water issue

It's not like I asked to resolve
the Cauvery water issue

Dear nephew, are you
coming for work or not?

Told you, I'm not coming!

Wait, let me block you first

End of chatting with you!

You're my boyfriend and
I'll be your girlfriend

Yes!

You are the surprise

The name under which the
car will be registered?

Vijaya

Nice name

Thank you

- He'll help you, sir. I'll just...
- Yeah, carry on

My daughter's marriage is fixed

So happy to hear this

I inquired with 2-3 astrologers

Everyone said my daughter and her
groom will have a bright future

They said even their
horoscopes are a perfect match

- I'm so happy
- Awesome!

Hello

I need an appointment to meet sir

There are no slots for
the next one month

Message us your contact details. We'll
inform you if there's any cancellation

Ok

Wish you more prosperity!

How old are you?

How old are you?

Step out dear Manickam...

Pick an auspicious card for him

You have the luck
of having two wives

Enjoy your life!

I can't find one here...

- Please
- Meet my son-in-law

Thanks

Sorry, couldn't make it to the wedding.
Don't mistake me

How about some coffee?

I'll prepare it quick.
Have it and then leave

Thanks but it's ok

Just shut up!

And get the hell out of here!

So did the girl find you or
some confusion find you?

Both; the girl and
confusion found me, sir

Then that girl is the real deal!

You must make compromises

But she kicked me away!

Why? Because you couldn't
keep a check on your tongue?

Let me see your horoscope

Here

According to your horoscope, Jupiter
is on the 1st house! Nothing to worry!

The queen to this king...

The incomplete piece of this puzzle...

is on it's way to you!

It could be a Kerala delicacy...

Or an Andhra spicy gravy...

or a Karnataka dish!

In fact...

it could also be a North Indian chat!

Whatever it is, it will find you!

Be ready to devour it

Wish you more prosperity

Hello

We had shown interest to your son's
profile in the matrimony site

I saw it! Tell me! Tell me!

His horoscope perfectly
matches with my daughter's

I see. So, tell me...

We were so happy to see that you
had mentioned "Caste no bar"

We are Malayalees. I hope
that won't bother you

My son's also expecting
something of this sort

Ask if I can go to his
office and meet him?

My daughter works in Chennai

She wants to meet your son in person.
Can she?

Why not? She can

I shall forward you my
son's office address

Ok, it was a pleasure
talking to you

Tell the customer about all the
finance options and convince them

- Check again, I need those files
- Excuse me, ma'am

Arjun, our MD's guest
is waiting in my cabin

Here for a test drive,
so please attend to them

- That accessories list...
- Well, I...

I can't ma'am

Why?

Someone's on the way to meet me

Oh! Who is important?
You guest or MD's?

Obviously, MD's guest

Then, please...

I want it right away! Understand?

I want it right away! Understand?

Excuse me, ma'am

Your test drive car is ready. Shall we?

Why not?

She's the last person on
earth I'd like to meet!

- You beast!
- What happened?

Dude...

- She is here
- Who?

That girl from Bangalore...Vijaya!

The mars mission!

Remember I told you

Dude...

do something!

She looks smooth and shiny
like a fresh fruit!

Damn it!

- Do something!
- Even CCTVs will turn automatically towards her!

Just one thing, dude. She
is way out of your league

Why is she here now?

She is here for a test ride
and she wants me to go along!

Why are you laughing?

Didn't you both already
have a test ride?

- Then what's stopping you! Enjoy!
- I'll kill you!

- Then what's stopping you! Enjoy!
- I'll kill you!

Shut up!

- Here she comes! Please somehow manage!
- Ok! Ok!

Arjun...

shall we go?

Arjun...

please take care of ma'am

- Ma'am, please carry on
- Thank you

- Come. Come
- Ok

Doofus! Asked him to save me and...

My fate!

Oh Lord!

When will you bless me with
a fresh fruit like that?

Why are you so quiet?

Aren't you suppose explain the
customer about the features?

Does the radio work?

"The final destination
of a flowing river..."

What a song!

"is ultimately the ocean"

"is ultimately the ocean"

"The only pursuit of the bees
are nothing but the flowers"

Like it's important now!

Don't you like the movie 'Moondram Pirai?"

Someone once told me it's good luck to watch
the Moondram Pirai( The 3rd crescent)

Why are you here?

"The final destination
of a flowing river..."

"is ultimately the ocean"

"The final destination
of a flowing river..."

Stop it KRV!

Stop it KRV!

It's not funny

You're good at hurting those who
like you and are there for you

Please head back to the showroom

A guest from Palakkad is
on their way to meet me

Where are you going? Go straight!

I said, head to the showroom! Viji!

I need to talk to you, Arjun. Come with me

Come on! Seriously!

Yes mom?

Listen, that girl won't be coming

A coconut fell on her grandma's head
and they consider it as bad omen

What a time for the coconut
to fall on her grandma!

Hello! Give me the key. I'm getting late

I'm talking to you. Give me the key.
I'm getting late

Won't you have a seat?

Did I hurt your ego?

Should I apologize?

I'm sorry

It's ok

Do you have idea about
what happen that day?

You just barged in and started yelling

Richard is a scoundrel

There's a knack to handle him

There's a knack to handle him

What if your emotions had got better
of you and blown up the issue?

That'd be chaotic, no?

It was to avoid such a situation...

I reacted that way with you

And without realizing that...

His highness won't pick calls...

And blocks me...

Ignores me!

Ignores me!

Don't you think this is too much?

- Well...
- Do you think it was only hard for you?

My dad always tells "The one who hurt their
loved ones is actually who gets hurt real bad"

I never understood that but
it was after hurting you...

I realized it

Loved ones?

What?

I'll be back

Why is it taking so long?

Coming! Coming! Coming!

Arjun! You've committed a blunder!

What was the rush?

Told you many times! You idiot!

Whoa!

Whoa!

He is talking to his thing

Told you many times.
Be patient!

Learn your lesson, Arjun!

Arjun?

He named it?

What was the need to block?

He blocked it?

Time to unblock and have a blast!

Look at him. He came in, ordered it, it
obeyed and now he is on his way back!

And then there is you!

Egoistic fellow!

Touching it's ego did the trick!

Good!

Listen carefully! She will find you!

Don't let go of her

I won't miss this time!

Viji darling...

Vijaya, hold on!

- What?
- Vijaya, where are you off to?

I'm leaving

You came, apologized and
now you want to leave?

You came all the way to
Chennai just to apologize?

I'm here for a seminar at IIT.
I'll be here for a week

- So, a week in Chennai?
- Yes. What's the matter?

Well...

where are you staying?

- In a hostel
- Hostel?

- In a hostel
- Hostel?

Lot of rascals will trouble you over there

They will wait at the gate, wave
hands at you then stalk you

They will wait at the gate, wave
hands at you then stalk you

Do you need this?

But there's a security guard there

Te security guard will also accept bribe,
take their side and share the girls' number

That's ok. I'll manage

Well...err...that doesn't sound convincing

Poor thing

Poor thing

Poor thing?

Who?

Who?

Those stalkers!

Is one of the stalkers
called Arjun?

Small correction

S. Arjun, son of Pandiamma

You're in the land of
hospitality, Tamizh Nadu!

How can I let you stay
anywhere else in Chennai?

How can I let you stay
anywhere else in Chennai?

So, stay at your house?

Both of us in separate rooms

Both of us in separate rooms

Sounds good?

But one condition

What is that?

No alcohol

Afraid of losing control?

I quit drinking after that incident

So, shall we?

Arjun...

what does that stalker
got to do with me?

"The final destination
of a flowing river..."

"is ultimately the ocean"

Arjun...

The door's open but where's he?

Hi, uncle!

Hi

Uncle?

Hey, aren't you....Where's Arjun?

Over there?

Arjun!

Arjun!

Dear nephew...

Where is he?

Whoa! A huge suitcase!

Dresses lying on the floor

So he started a family?

Where did he...

Exhausted?

Arjun!

Invites trouble and
sleeps peacefully!

Arjun!

When did that Bangalore girl come here?

I didn't do anything

With her?

I'm sleepy. We'll talk in the morning

I'm sleepy. We'll talk in the morning

Explain me what's happening
then go to sleep!

I'm very tired, uncle

We'll discuss tomorrow

Looks like he's exhausted

He's now just like a dog
attracted to bones!

Lord Vinayaga, you're great!

Like our 'Superstar' she came
late but in a latest style!

That too she's a Virgo!

Time to keep up my promise.
Here's 108 coconuts

Why are you upset, uncle?

With whose permission
did you bring her home?

Come on...wait!

- So, my day will be...
- This? God!

What were you saying?

With whose permission
did you bring her home?

She's our own KRV, uncle

Our own KRV?

K R Vijaya!

You went to Bangalore and
had a nice time once

And now, you brought her home?!

After all she's like a daughter to you.
Where else would I take her?

What do you mean?

Oh, come on! Dear, uncle!

Oh! So that's how it is

Ask your mom to come down. Let's
all go and talk to her parents

You are going way ahead!

Then?

There a lot we both have to
talk and know about each other

Also without consulting my mentor, Thirumanandha,
I won't spill a thing about the marriage

Until then I won't tell mom

If your mentor tells you that she's not
the one for you, then will you dump her?

Don't be so negative, uncle!

Shut that stinking mouth of yours!

Answer me! Will you dump her
if your mentors says so?

Will you dump her?

Will you dump her?

And this is why you're still single!

Look here!

If I talk anything
regarding this again...

If I talk anything
regarding this again...

slap me with my own slippers!

- Don't mind, uncle
- Then, what else do you expect?

If you're upset for this...

soon me and her, we both
will move to a new house

What?

Sir!

I own 7-8 houses in the city

I own 7-8 houses in the city

2 of them are vacant

Are you a part time
real estate broker?

Eyes on the road!

- Hello Arjun
- Tell me, darling?

Darling?

- Tell me, Vijaya
- That's better

I had Bangalore Dosa delivered. Had it?

I did

Fine, whom do I hand the house keys?

Keep it with you. It's yours

Ok, Arjun

I'll call you once the seminar
is over in the evening

I'll call you once the seminar
is over in the evening

Bye

Bye

Dude, don't miss the funny incident!
Come on! Come on!

Dude, don't miss the funny incident!
Come on! Come on!

- This is going to be really funny. You must be there
- What's the rush?

Come, I'll reveal the suspense

Dude!

Where's Ramasaami?

He quit the job long back

Let's go inside. A secret
is about to be revealed

- Come on
- He quit?

When did he quit? He didn't
even bid a goodbye to me

Forget that. Focus here for now

Hold on

- Mr. Mechanic, right there on the front?
- So, everyone's here?

So, here's a good news

Say it and I'll tell if
it's a good news or not

Will you let me speak?

Make it fast! We're getting late

You do it

Then it must definitely be a good news.
Go ahead

Actually...

myself and Vijay are getting married

What?

Wow!

Dude!

Do your horoscopes match?

And you say you're
getting married?

It's a love marriage. We
don't believe in all that

Oh! Right! You belong to
that category, right?

Hope he doesn't screw it up!

- All the best, dude!
- Thanks, dude

- All the best, dude!
- Thanks, dude

Ok, guys. The lunch is on us

We have ordered Biriyani for all

Let your married life be as
heavenly as the Biriyani

Thanks!

Guys!

They just announced a good news!

And are also treating us with Biriyani!

Now, stroke your
hands and applaud!

Come! Stroke it! Philips come on!
Stroke it!

You called me saying it was urgent

My folks have chose a groom from America

Shall I agree to marry
him and settle down?

Come here

Come on

What's your problem?

I not getting any younger

Don't you know that I love you

We must make beautiful moments
out of the time we got

But here we are, wasting time!

Precisely my point. Don't
waste your time expecting me

Settle down with the groom
your parents have chose

I mean if you like him

Well, listen...

do show the groom's horoscope
to Thirumanandha once

do show the groom's horoscope
to Thirumanandha once

Ok?

He predicts everything properly

Won't you ever change?

Get lost!

- Hey Hasini!
- Stay the same and...

- and you'll never get married!
- Hasini, where are you taking off?

Happy married life!

Dear Viji

Where are you?

Viji darling!

Viji

Viji!

Viji...

Where did she go?

Uncle...

Do you know where's Vijaya?

She got furious and left

Why?

Obvious, isn't it? You keep
roaming around with other girls!

Crap!

Dear nephew...

I was kidding. She is in the terrace

You glutton!

Prepare dinner. I'll be back

Mind you!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Wow!

Do you know what's this?

Then?

But I know that spending time
with you here will be awesome!

Come here

God!

Viji...

shall I confess something?

What is it?

I don't know what's astronomy...

but whatever you're doing is really great!

Fool!

Come here

Sorry, accidentally...

Sorry

Sorry

Look through the eye piece

Come

Where's the eye...piece....

Oh! Ok!

Do you really have any idea about
it or are you just bluffing?

- What's that? - The big dot is
Saturn and the small one, Mars

Mars - That's my hood!

Special for me

Everything’s so tiny and blurred.
Is that what you're studying?

- Well..
- It must observed from an Observatory

Or from a zero polluted location.
Then it'll be seen very clear

Where will we find such a place?

Well...

there are street lights and many
other lights all over the city!

Since all these are in lower
atmosphere, it catches dust and...

Forget it

We can get a clear sight if we are in the
outskirts or on top of some mountain

Got it?

You're witnessing the Sani Peyarchi
(Saturn trajectory) right?

Of course

According to astrology, when the
trajectory is from Saturn to Mars...

that means in 4 days the bad
omens of Mars will be over

Simple!

Shut up, you fool!

Keep talking like this...

but soon one day you'll look
for me through this telescope

That won't happen

I won't let it happen

I'll be with you forever

Let others look for us

Now, she says Mars is her native

And he's from Kumbakonam

Will Vijaya marry him and change
her native as Kumbakonam?

Wait and see!

- Sir
- Yes?

Shot ready. Director's calling you

Tell him to pack up for the day

Well sir, you act with the
heroine in this scene

A scene with the heroine? You
should've told me that first!

We'll be working
double call sheet today!

No way! The plan is confirmed!

Please don't mess it up

- When will you reach?
- In sometime

- When will you reach?
- In sometime

Thanks

Dear Viji...

What else can I do?

Darling baby

I saw that coming

Can you please come out?

I'll come

Ok, she's coming

- Hi
- What is it?

Do you trust me?

I don't get it

Well...

just wear this and come with me

What the...

Err.. I meant wear this as
blindfold and come with me

Err.. I meant wear this as
blindfold and come with me

Idiot!

It's middle of the night and I
was sleeping! Stop kidding!

Please, just don't ask me anything

Just trust me, blindfold
your eyes and come with me

Right away?

Just a minute. She's holding me

Viji...

Are we there?

Yes, get down

Where are you taking me?

Just come. I'll tell you

Come on

At least tell me now!
Where are you taking me?

- We're going to sail in a boat
- What?!

- I'm bloody seasick!
- Viji! Viji! Please, hold on!

Please, have patience

Or else all my hard work will go waste

- I'll take you and bring back safely
- Arjun!

Let's untie this

Now, slowly open your eyes

Ok

This is absolutely amazing!

Hold me tight

Seriously!

I thought you were abducting me

You sweeped me off the floor!

Careful!

You could've told me earlier

Why?

For this?

City lights and pollution...

you won't find them here

You can clearly see it

You're an innocent guy

Come

Come

Why?

Why do you say so?

It's tough to align it here

It's tough to align it here

And we can't get a proper view

It's ok!

But you know one thing?

This place is not meant for research

It's meant to be an experience

So, why did you do this?

To watch you get excited...

so that I'll feel excited!

Especially that smile of yours

Top notch!

Come on!

Thank you for the best moment in my life

"What's this battle happening within me?"

"Never felt this way before"

"Can someone explain me?"

"What's this battle happening within me?"

"Never felt this way before"

"I'm lost; lost in thoughts of you"

"Finally I found you. Now,
let me rest on your palms"

"Oh my wild lover!"

"Hold on because we are
meant to do this life long"

"Oh my wild lover!"

"Hold on because we are
meant to do this life long"

"What's this battle happening within me?"

"Never felt this way before"

"Even when you are closer to me..."

"everything around me
seem to be far away"

"You're like the mirror and me; a portrait"

"All pray is for us to be together
forever so that I can see myself in you"

"All my nights are sleepless and restless"

"The cold seems to have
drenched me like the rain"

"You are now mixed in my soul"

"You made your way into my
heart before I could blink"

"Oh my wild lover!"

Hello madam

I hear that romance is on a
high between you and Arjun?

This is life KRV

You better get married to him soon

No, it's...but...

Don't waste time in the
name of Mars mission

So, just go and marry him. Ok?

Anitha, you listen...

No! No! Mars is my dream

2024!

I'll be traveling to Mars

Spare some change
for this homeless

- Come on!
- Spare some change for this homeless

Sir, you are begging better that me

- Ok! Ok! Be serious
- Spare some change for the homeless

Maintain this!

What's so good about this? For ages this
is how homeless people have been begging

Let's get back to the story

Now K R Vijaya is ready to tie the knot

Anitha messed up everything
in the name of doing a favor

The fate seems to enjoy
playing with his life

The fate seems to enjoy
playing with his life

Forget all this

Now, a new character is
going to make an entry

Just watch how it's going to torture him

All set?

- All set? All set?
- What do you mean?

What's the hurry? Are you sending it for Oscars?

I'm getting late for office.
Hold on! I'm coming

No clothes for ironing today

Told you! No clothes for iron...

Dear sister!

Do I look like the ironing lady to you?

No! But definitely you're an Iron lady!
So, what brings you here and why?

Why are you panicking? What's wrong?

No, if you had informed. we'd
have cleaned up and hid stuffs

What? Hide what?

Where is he?

In his room

He won't pick my calls nor call me!
What's going on with him?

Both of us are done for!

Karuppusaami!

Dear sister! I don't know anything...

What's all this?

The house is a mess!

Oh, yeah...

Wake him up! Wake him!

Right away

What are you searching there?

- Wake up! Arjun!
- Who is it?

Mom! You? Where's KRV?

Who's KRV?

- V K Ramasamy
- Uncle!

- Tell me! Who's KRV?
- Well, that's...

Vijayan! K R Vijayan

Vijayan! K R Vijayan

Yes!

Yes!

And it's that fellow
who drank all that

Thank God! I knew it. My son is a good boy

- Buy him and check! He'll glup it down!
- What?

What's with the sudden visit?

Did you forget?

Today's your uncle's daughter's
baby shower at T Nagar. Get ready!

- Make it fast
- Ok, I'll get ready

What a tiny sized shirt

It's called a Top Crop!

It's the latest fashion.
Looks it's expandable

Crop Top! Looks good, doesn't it?

Ok, wear this for the function.
It'll look good on you

Come on, mom! Go, get ready.
It's getting late

You too get ready!

Uncle, where's she?

That's what I am asking you!

Your mom finds out and she'll rip us apart

Coming!

Where did she go?

Where did she go?

- Hello
- Tell me, Arjun

Where did you go
without informing me?

I've been calling you since
morning but you're not reachable

I'm at Pondicherry

A French friend of mine is
starting a meditation program

Felt like taking it up and so I came here

Fine, ok. Anyway, good that you left

So, all these days...

So, all these days...

was I a trouble?

I didn't meant that

Mom showed up all of a sudden.
When are you back to Chennai?

Listen Arjun. I can't speak right now

I'll call you back in the evening. Bye

Hey Viji! Viji!

Excuse me! Wait!

How are you?

I'm good and you are?

I thought you were a stranger

After all you're my relative!

Forget that

How's Arjun? Are you still scolding him?

Hope there is no block and
you keep releasing regularly

Drink cold butter milk and lots of water

Even chilled beer!

Country chicken and crab,
don't ever eat those

Got it?

I didn't just copy your shirt. I
copied your idea too and named it

'The bull'

'The little bull' How does it sound?

Awesome, isn't it?

Oh! This way?

Retard!

Arjun

Hi Arjun

And you are?

Bhargavi

Bharg...

Your neighbour from Kumbakonam. Forgot me?

Your neighbour from Kumbakonam. Forgot me?

Baggi!

You look like a model

Ain't I allowed to look like one?

Been like what? Say 10-12
years since we met?

In fact more than that

Yeah

Mom told me, that you
guys moved to Bombay

Mom told me, that you
guys moved to Bombay

Yes but dad got transferred back

Where do you work?

Where do you work?

- I'm working in RPO
- Oh! Nice

The office is at SIPCOT, right?

Arjun, aunty was inquring about you

Hello, aunty. How are you?

- I'm fine
- Fine...So tell me...

Did you find a groom for Bhargavi?

She has Sevva Dhosham ( Mars - Bad Omen) in her
horoscope and hence we're getting anyone

Same here. He keeps refusing to
any bride that I choose for him

Fine...

What's Bhargavi's Zodiac sign?

Mom!

Uncle's calling you. She just
doesn't know when to stop!

- Ok, I'll talk to you later. See you
- Bye

- See you
- Bye, aunty

Is her Zodaic sign and
star necessary now?

What's so embarrassing?

We can find some bride
in such functions only

You want me to find a bride. Do
you think they grow in trees?

Neither do you find one nor do
you allow me to choose one!

To hell with you

To hell with you

I found one and I'll
let you know soon

Hello sir, what is it?

Make it fast! Let's leave

Pandiamma...

why are you ignoring me?

I'll wait outside. You carry on

Hope you're doing fine

I'm doing fine. Don't you
want that girl to be fine?

What makes you think
that you can bless her?

Uh-oh! Forgot my phone

We are widows. How can we
bless a pregnant woman?

Gone are those days

We too had a family
and led a good life

You too must bless her

Leading a family is enough?
Don't you want grand children?

It's happen only if a mother prays
with dedication to the deity

Grandma...

what's my mom's fault here?

Poor thing, runs an outlet all by herself

Yeah! She ran it really well, is it?

Then why didn't she marry off her brother.
Your mom's selfish!

Truth is always bitter

If I was in her place...

I'd have married you off now
and you'd have children by now

I'm being quiet, respecting the
fact that you're and elder

Stop irritating us!

Get lost!

Mom...

don't you already know about the oldie?

I know how much struggled
to find a bride for uncle

He kept pushing it giving
reasons and stayed a bachelor

Look, how much you've
struggled to find me a bride?

Thirumanadha told me that
I'll get married soon

Trust me, mom!

Uncle...

What's the rush to leave home now?

- Ok, I'll drop you
- Enough!

Enough of you both taking care of me

I can take care of myself

Instead of going behind all these stars,
horoscope, signs and offering prayers for them...

if he had gone behind a girl, it'd
have saved me the embarrassment

- Mom, well...
- Shut up!

Embarrassing in front of
everyone is all you both do!

What did I do? Dear sister!

I shouldn't have
trusted you with my son

Let me at least see off to the rickshaw.
Dear sister!

Damn! Acidity

What is he doing here at this hour?

Regretting that my sister
didn't scold me enough?

Regretting that my sister
didn't scold me enough?

Regretting that my sister
didn't scold me enough?

Regretting that my sister
didn't scold me enough?

Regretting that my sister
didn't scold me enough?

Dear nephew!

What happened? Why
do you look sad?

Are you feeling bad for
what my sister said?

She never scolds me

That's why she vented
all her anger on you

Listen, that old lady is like a zombie

If a zombie bites a person,
they'll also turn into a zombie

That zombie bit my sister
and my sister bit me

Why don't you talk to KRV?

Why don't you talk to KRV?

I can see that she too loves you

She might talk Saturn is bigger than
Earth and Sun is bigger than Saturn

But make her realize that your
love is bigger than all of them

I'm telling you. She is THE one for you

And you are THE one for her

Don't let her go!

So, let's eat?

Arjun, your eyes tell me
that something's special

Found your life partner?

Almost

If your check our horoscopes
and give your consent...

Oh! So, it has reached that stage?
Fine, give it to me

A notebook full of details?

Please leave some work for me too!

Please leave some work for me too!

Whoa! Guys these days are very smart!

Just like you said but not
a dish from other state

But a bird flying among the stars

My life that always depended on
horoscope, now depends on her

My life that always depended on
horoscope, now depends on her

She's my moon!

I'm lost in her thoughts
and so deep in love

All my past has vanished from my memory...

expect those I spent with her

expect those I spent with her

I have really fallen in love with her

What happened?

You'll have an awesome married life

Wish you good prosperity

Thank you, sir. See you

Thank you, sir. See you

It's a boy thing

Mother's tears

And your thing...

is Thirumanandha's approval

is Thirumanandha's approval

So...

you came looking for me

Viji...

You are all I think about, Viji

So am I! Thinking about you all the time!
And that's why I'm angry with you!

So am I! Thinking about you all the time!
And that's why I'm angry with you!

But why does it make you angry, Viji?

I was not brought up like that

Even my parents maintained a
practical distance from me

But you? You became so attached
to me, more than anybody!

You love me more than yourself

My dad passed away when I was a child

My grandpa, mom and uncle
showered too much of love on me

And I showed that love on you.
Was that a mistake?

And I showed that love on you.
Was that a mistake?

But your love...

But your love...

is something I don't want, Arjun

The one way trip to Mars is something my
dad believed I won't get selected for

He cried when I told him about it

He didn't talk to me for 4 days

He didn't talk to me for 4 days

He just cried

But he realized

He also made my mom realize

But you? You don't
want to let go of me

But you? You don't
want to let go of me

You know I won't return
if I go on this mission

So you want to tie me down with your
love and make stay here forever

Of course Viji

I want you to stay here
and that too with me!

I want you to stay here
and that too with me!

But I need more than that, Arjun!

But I need more than that, Arjun!

You don't care for me so much!

You don't care for me so much!

And don't look at me like that

I just want to drown in
that sea right away!

Will you let go of me, Viji?

I would have

If I was the same old KRV

If that's what you wanted

If I hadn't lived few days with you

Then how do you expect me
to let go of you, Viji?

If Thirumanadha has said,
wouldn't you have left me?

I have no words to
explain you, Arjun

There's nothing embarrassing
than thanking you

But I wanna say...

But I wanna say...

I'm sorry!

Why are you sorry?

I don't get it

I kept refusing but...

ended up falling in love with you

Because of your little dreams...

I don't want my dreams to get crushed

But you're my Orange mirage

The Orange mirage that blocks my Mars!

The city lights that blocked
the view of my destiny

That's all

That's all

Why do you want go to that life-less place?

"How can you go?"

When everyone asked me that

I wondered what the
big deal in it

Now I understand

That question is a shock of those who have
understood the depth of relationships

Now, I'm struggling

If I stay back here...

Sathya mess will turn into KRV restaurant

We'll have kids with whom
we'd look good in a portrait

We'll have kids with whom
we'd look good in a portrait

It will make my parents very happy

But I won't be happy

Whatever feels right for now will
later look like a big blunder

I understand Viji

What do you think I can do about it?

I need you!

I have never been so happy in my
life like those moments with you

Don't you feel the same way?

Neither am I able to lie...

not am I able to speak the truth

Our journey so far

Our first meet at Bangalore

The night among the stars in the ocean

I fell in love with you Arjun

I could not resist

You think I don't understand?

Don't you feel the love I have for you?

Then?

Our love is not a lost cause

You continue to live with your astrology

You continue to live with your astrology

And I'll continue to live with my astronomy

You are a great soul, Arjun

Even when I'm at Mars,
the moments with you...

that's what I'll be thinking all about

Come back. I'll wait for you

Come back. I'll wait for you

You foo..

Let your Gods save me and
bring me back to this planet

But even if I come back...

But even if I come back...

I must see you along with your family

Stay back, Viji! Please!

Told you! Don't talk

Please Arjun! Don't cry!

I don't know how to handle tears

I know I made a mess!

This must be our last meet

Keep me in your memories forever

Keep me in your memories forever

Goodbye, Viji

Viji?

Goodbye, darling

That's better

And don't call me

Viji...

Don't say a word!

What do you want?

Brother

Brother

Please come. Please, have a seat

That's ok. Please, you sit

Look

Look at this

The last time you saw her, she
was a newly wed bride. Isn't it?

How happy were you for her when
she got married. Isn't it?

May be if I had not married
off my daughter...

she'd have been alive and lived
with me forever as my daughter

I met around 10 to 15...

in fact more than that

I inquired all those astrologers

Everyone said...

Everyone said...

she'll have a blessed and successful life!

Not even one of them told...

that she'll die if she gets married

Remember your advise?

To offer prayer to the deity

She did all that perfectly

So all that was a lie?

Everything's a lie?

Everything's a big fat lie?

Answer me!

It's all a lie!

Told them to marry after the
rituals to get rid of those bad omen

But your parents
paid heed to nobody

Ask her to offer prayers
to deity Durgai amman

Good news will find her the 10th week!

It is only after offering this prayer...

things are looking good

things are looking good

According to your horoscope,
Jupiter is on the 1st house! Nothing to worry!

According to your sign...

you'll get a girl from
a different state

A girl with a different mother tongue

Our love is not a lost cause

You continue to live with your astrology

And I'll continue to live with my astronomy

And I'll continue to live with my astronomy

A girl?

What else could be the problem
for youths these days?

- You may take him. Careful
- Thank you

Careful! You might fall!

She left me

So astrology is a lie?

Sit

Wait. Let me dry your hair

Sleep

She left me

When did you reach, mom?

If you had doubts over the authenticity
of astrology, you should have asked me!

Look, what a clear vision
that girl has at this age

She is risking her life and
have decided to go to Mars

And she succeeded!

Because she loves herself!

Hats off to her!

You ignore the reality and sing the
same old bygone customs and traditions!

You know Bill Gates?

Tell me what superstitious ring
he wore to become a millionaire?

Caveman struggled a lot
while living in forest

It is for self confidence and to defeat
fear they created God, astrology etc.

If that itself is a threat to
us then why do we need that?

Doing C-Section at auspicious time

Destroying and re-building a
house in the name of Vasthu

Does this all sound like a solution?

I thought at least mocking your
beliefs will slowly change you

But you ended up in the police station!

But you ended up in the police station!

Fine, uncle!

You are right!

Then why didn't you get married?

Because you did get rid of bad omens!
Right?

One slap and...

My marriage is totally my call

Stop talking!

Rituals; my foot!

Let me tell you a secret
that I kept from you

When you came into this world...

the nurse handed you to me

Except your mother and you,
nothing mattered the most to me!

Dear nephew, you are the
world to my and my sister

If you still don't mend your ways...

then myself and my sister's
life is a lost cause

There! I said it all!

There! I said it all!

Now, you decide!

Dear sister. I leave your son to you

Leave me alone!

Leave me alone!

- Dear brother!
- Uncle!

- Dear brother!
- Uncle!

Uncle, wait

Mom...

What's the use in thinking about the past?

If I had given up after your dad's loss...

I couldn't have raised you

I'm confused, mom

Be it Viji or horoscope...

learn to embrace them and learn
to live without them too

So, if it my fault to
have trusted astrology?

The mistake was to have
trusted it blindly

Lover marriages...

Marriages made by astrologers...

are now knocking the doors of
the court, demanding divorce

Everything is in our hands

Why didn't you give me this lesson when I
was running behind horoscope and astrology?

Your father didn't die because
he refused to do the rituals

He died because of poverty

He has some heart problem

Today we possess a lot of money

But sadly, back then we didn't

As far we know, his death was sudden

But...

he knew it for long and died willingly

Why didn't you ever tell me this?

When grandpa said ignoring astrology was the
reason for his death you went behind it

That will affect only you

But if I had told you he
died because of poverty...

you'd have ran behind
money like everyone else

That'd affect many!

Cry your heart out!

Your happiness is all that matters to me

And to your uncle too!

Engagement is done...

then what's so important
that you wanted to discuss?

I wanted to ask you
something from a long time

Can I?

What is it?

No one agreed to marry me because I have Sevva
dosham ( Mars - Bad Omen) in my horoscope

But how did you...

But how did you...

I love Mars!

That's why

One more question

Mom, I'm talking to him

I'll call you later

What's your Zodiac sign?

That's time!

He got hitched to a girl who
believes in astrology and horoscope

Now, do we believe in time or not?

Whatever. I have done my job
in the given call sheet

I have another shoot

See you!

Wish you good prosperity