Deadend Besiegers (1992) - full transcript

We've arrived in China.

We've gonna be rich.

We'll have plenty of girls.

Hold this.

What are you doing?

What are you doing on this boat.

Aren't you people traders?

It doesn't matter what we are.

We're all here for money.

Good!

Well done Cui Gu



The martial artist
Lin Tong Shan is dancing.

Is this some kind of a trick.

Well he was defeated by
Chen Zhen last year.

They just love to fight each other.

Look, she's here.

The championship is mine this year.

You've got no chance old lady.

Just wait and see.

Get down!

Look my lord!

Well?

We went for the kids...

Damnit, What's the use of that.

That's a profitable business.



Here comes the goods.

On the 15th of January,
we are to honor the moon.

Moon lady will with me, and we'll
celebrate the lantern festival together.

Teacher, how did we do?

Not bad,

But I want the word moon in
every line and you haven't done that?

But the word lantern has
the moon radical in it.

Is it?

You are a tricky child!

We'd better go or this festival
championship will be taken.

Let's go!

Slow down... watch out!

Catch them!

Let's go!

You pirates, don't hurt the children!

Teacher!

You go to town and demand a
thousand taels of silver for each child.

One thousand! This is a poor village.

They can't afford that much!

It's he money or the children

I can't leave the children here.

Will you go or not?

I won't!

Damn!

If you don't go you'll die

Don't kill my teacher!

I will go!

What's that mean

Ignore her.

You go!

Xiao Mao Tou, run...

Stupid!

Don't let her get away,
that's thousand taels of silver.

Get her back!

Sir!

Japanese pirates?

See what you're wearing,
you're not poor.

Chop her hand off and
give it to her family.

Stop!

Give me the bangle

Back in Japan we suffer
because of foreigners.

So as foreigners here
you shouldn't act like this.

So why did you come to China?

I got on the wrong boat!

Kill him!

Yes!

Run...

Teacher!

Hurry up, run...

Hold it!

A good marriage?

This is despicable!

Take it down quickly!

What I'd written was
a peaceful country

How did it change into
a good marriage

Look what your daughter
has given my son.

Your son swopped it.

You want to marry Cui Gu
so you can learn my Dog's fist style.

It's you who want to
learn my family's Tiger fist

What?

Look what you've done!

I did it for you.

You're an idiot.

I just wanted to help!

Same Wu and Chen San
got married through the same custom.

The Japanese pirates are here!

Watch out!

Mao Tou!

Sister!

Let her down!

Sister...

Please listen to me,

You've made a mistake.

Don't beat him, he's a good man.

Please let me explain!

Listen to me...

He's a good man, don't hit him!

You misunderstood me!

You rascal!

Stop hitting him. He's a good man.

There's no such thing
as a good Japanese pirate.

Dog's Fist

That's enough, come on let's go!

Wait lady!

Hurry up go!

I'm gonna get you!

Are you alright?

Dad!

I didn't kill anyone, help him!

Dad!

He... no...

Dad...

He must pay for your death!

Kill them!

Let the refugees come in.

Sir!

Fire!

Retreat!

Shall we go after them sir?

No, we stay here.

We don't have enough man power!

Sir!

Stay alert!

Don't take it so hard,
that won't bring him back to life.

The Jap...

Xiao Mao Tou!

Come on! We must go into the city!

You go ahead, my tummy hurts...

I'll go to teacher's place later!

Beware of the Japanese.

Don't scare me they're all gone

Take care yourself!

They've all run away.

Why are you still here, they'll kill you?

I know you're a good man,

But other people don't think so.

I didn't kill anyone.
I want to learn the Dog's fist.

I don't know what you're talking about

In... so you can write Chinese.

Into the city?

You want me to get you into the city!

Into... yes! Thank you!

You are crazy pirate.

Since you've saved my life, I'll help you

Guess I'm crazy too.

Crazy?

Yes, crazy!

Don't let any Japanese pirates get in.

Sir!

Out of the way! He is crazy!

Don't hit him, he is crazy.

He is nuts!

Don't hit him, my uncle is insane!

The Japanese pirates
made him like that.

Don't touch him or he'll kill you!

Kill who?

Only Japanese pirates would kill
instead daylight, take him!

Don't hit my uncle please!

Stop! They're not pirates!

Please uncle!

They are not pirates! Come down!

Be careful!

Get up...

Help me! Tell him to stop!

You're crazy!

I told you he is insane he'll kill...

But you don't believe me.

I believe you now, tell him to stop!

Take his sword away!

He's not a pirate!

Give the sword to the soldiers.
They'll kill the pirates!

Let's go home now!

Uncle, I'm Mao Tou.

Don't kill me!

Are you really mad?

Who is he?

A madman, a victim of the pirates.

Rest in peace now.

I'll look after your family for you.

The dead cannot return.

You shouldn't have married him?

What do you mean!

You just don't know!

Can't you shut up dad!

But I was right!

She shouldn't have married
him he couldn't fight!

Did you come here to mourn
or do you want trouble?

I can only say this to you
now that he' dead,

If you had married me none of
this would have happened!

That's old history can you stop! Dad!

I told her she shouldn't
accept an arranged marriage.

She should have eloped with
me but she didn't.

Now she's become a widow!

It's your father's fault!

He doesn't want his family style
to be learned by an outsider.

How can a man marry
into a woman's family?

It now you are asking Tian Peng
to marry into your family.

Anyway I never got married,

I only adopted two girls.

I've remained faithful to you!

You not marrying is my fault too?

Then whose fault is it
that I became a widow!

Come on, mother?

Listen, if he won't let
Cui Gu marrry you,

Then just forget about her.

If she won't let Tian Peng
marry into our family.

Then you can forget him too!

I'll take care of my own business!

Where are you going?

Leave now!

You are in the city now,
why are you still following me?

I'm going to see teacher.

If Tian Peng sees you he'll kill you.

You must leave!

I want to learn Dog's fist!

You really are mad!

Sister, go!

Where are you going?

Teacher!

Please teach me the Dog's fist.

Who are you?

Ignore him, he's a madman.

Now just get out of here!

Don't do that, are you alright?

Don't touch him sister, he's a mad.

Why call me a mad?

The pirates scared the hell out of him.

He was going to kill a man
outside the city gates.

No, go away.

Uncle.

Don't be angry.

Mom's always like that.

I know your mother very well.

Just like you know Cui Gu

Uncle...

Go away, get out of here!

Don't go this way, that man is crazy.

I've eaten nothing the whole day.

I need some money to buy food.

The more you eat the more
stomach pains you'll have.

I eat more because
I go to toilet all the time.

Aren't you scared
you'll meet a madman here?

I'm not scared of him but he is of me!

Fresh biscuits...

General Chi defeated
the Japanese pirates

Because he eat our biscuits.

You dog has bitten someone.

Go away dog!

There are floods in the north

and pirates in the south,
whatt a miserable year, an pirates

in the south, what a miserable year.

Thank you!

I took pity on you,
yet you curse my mother!

Thank you!

You are still cursing her.

I curse your mother too.

Yes, thank you!

That's a Japanese custom...
is he a Japanese?

He must be a Japanese pirate.

Yes he must be one of them.

Kill the Japanese!

Kill the pirates!

Don't let him get away.

Don't hit my uncle, he's mad.

Stop it, he's insane...

He's a Japanese pirate, beat him.

He's mad he'll kill people.

Get away!

Crazy!

Stop it...

Stop! You must have.

So he's mad, are you alright?

You can't stay here.

I'll take you to a place
where no one will find you.

It's not far ahead.

Come on!

Hurry up!

We should be there soon.

This is it!

Get down.

This is it.

Come on get down!

There are only bats and rats here.

You are very safe here.

Have a rest!

No need to kneel, eat!

Thank you!

Don't speak Japanese,
you should say thank you

Thank you!

These biscuits,

We supposed to be provisions

for General Chi to go and fight
the Japanese pirates!

They are very good!

You don't understand me do you.

You can't speak our language,
you can't go out.

Let me teach you!

Me teach you...

No you teach me, I teach you.

You are a Japanese pirate.

You are a...

Wrong! Say I am

I am...

Yes, I am son of a bitch!

I am son of a bitch.

That's right!

I am a son of a bitch.

Say that again.

Good, you stay here,
I'll bring some food for you.

I am a son a... bitch.

You are always hanging
round on the streets,

You only come back
when your hungry.

Cui Gu!

It's you!

The pirates have surrounded the city.

I've brought some rice for you.

Aren't you afraid
your mother will find out?

Your father's the one I'm afraid of.

I know he's gone to Shaolin Temple.

That's why I come here.

As long as we're together
I'm not afraid.

I'll teach you Dog's Fist.

You teach me Tiger's Fist.

Yes, when we've learned the styles.

Then they can say nothing.

We have rice today?

My stomachache can be cured!

Don't eat so much
you'll have stomachache again.

I'm growing, I need to eat more.

You have reasons or everything.

I won't disturb you
with your animal Fist.

I'm going out!

Where are going?

That was good!

Come on!

A bitch!

I'm a son of a bitch?

What does that mean?

It means...

That you're a nice man!

Nice man... nice man...!

I understand!

What do you understand?

Understand!

You are a Chinese son of a bitch.

No, I'm not!

You are not, son of a bitch is this!

What's that!

So am I a good man or a bad man?

You are good and I'm good!

You've been had!

You are the nicest person in the world.

Can you help me with this?

Thi is my family's Dog Fist style.

Teacher!

I can't do it but my sister can!

I rely on you!

Sister!

You are back at last?

This water duck.

Doesn't look like a duck at all?

They are mandarin ducks you idiot.

I know nothing about them,

But I do know who this is for.

Who is it for?

Ask you for a date so he can learn
the Dog's Fist from you.

When did he say?

Tomorrow morning.

But not in the usual place.

Where?

You come with me tomorrow
than you'll know.

Go to sleep!

Where's Tian Peng?

I don't know where he is.

Tian Peng!

He's not supposed
to learn this officially.

Now! You watch carefully.

Watch carefully!

Who are you talking to?

Who wants to learn!

Good!

That's great sister!

Good!

Wonderful!

Who's he?

Why did you come out?

Please teach me!

Japanese pirate!

Don't hit him...

You can't hit him!

Why not, he's a pirate.

He's not, he saved my life!

Then why was he
with the Japanese pirates?

Stop hitting him.

You better explain to my sister.

If you want her to teach you.

Tell her!

My name is... Wuwechmatao.

What are you doing in China?

Wuwechi Sang, finaly we meet!

What can I do for you?

I heard all the Japanese
martial artists except you.

Today I meet my greatest challenge!

I am sorry.

Martial arts are for improving
one's health not for fighting.

Excuse me!

You don't want to fight me?

That's okay.

You can get out of town
by crawling between my legs.

This is Japanese territory.

How dare you cause trouble here!

Come on!

I'm the best fighter in the world.

All fighters bow in front of me.

You can't be an exception!

Hit him!

Stand up!

It would be easier for you
to crawl between my legs.

Instead of wasting
so much time and energy!

Crawl!

So do you want to crawl now?

Or do you want
some more convincing?

Stop!

Buddha bless you!

Hari Kiri is a brave act.

But it is still blood that is shed.

I've been humiliated by a foreigner.

That is great shame.

I know.

But only the strongest survive.

You can always
find success from failures.

Please explain sir.

I come from China,
I have a manuscript.

Which recalls some styles
from Shaolin Temple.

If you want to learn this style
you must go to China.

If you want to learn this style
you must go to China.

China!

No missions are impossible.

And no roads are too hard.

China!

So that's why you're here.

I got on the wrong boat.

That's why I was with those pirates.

Help him and reach him the style!

I can't violate our family rule!

That you're teaching Tien Peng!

No you can't!

So you agree? Great your teacher!

It's not so easy to learn the style.

You may not be able to do it.

No missions are impossible.

I'll do anything to learn!

So you'd rather die than
crawly through foreigner's legs.

What if I want you to
crawly through my legs.

You are belong tough to him.

What do you know?

I'll do it!

A man's crawled through sister's leg.

You have a teacher now,
bow to your teacher.

Teacher!

I didn't mean to humiliate you.

Because your crawled legs
is one of this style specialties.

Will you forgive me!

I must thank you!

Japanese pirate!

He's good men!

He killed my father.

Why did you let him
crawl through your legs?

Don't hit him, he's a good man.

Leave now, go away from here!

Never let anyone find you!

The pirates are killing innocent people,

So the Chinese hare us,

I can't go anywhere.

No missions are impossible.

I got it!

What's that man doing in the water?

This is the fish time
I had sushi since I left home.

He's eating live fish!

Is he a wild man?

I think he's mad.

Watch me!

What are you doing?

He is still wearing a loin cloth.

Give me back my clothes!

Mom says only
Japanese wear long clothes.

We found a Japanese pirate!

Give me back my clothes!

Wait, give them back!

Stay where you are!

Come back!

Come back here!

Forgive me Buddha!

My lord!

Well?

We shall succeed this time,

We'll sneak into the city
on the Tin Hau festival.

And steal the pearl from Tin Hau's
crown, and we'll be rich.

The pearl?

That's a priceless jewel!

Really?

Come out!

You won't get away, come out now!

You betrayed me!

No, maybe they followed you,
kill the witnesss!

You pirate, I know you are
hiding in there,

Come out of there!

Ghost!

You are the ghost,

He killed your father!

What are you talking about?

You are all a buch or murderers.

Watch out!

We must eliminate Wuwechimatao
for our own good,

Stop!

What are you doing?

I have to avenge father!

Japanese pirate!

Arrest him!

Move!

I've caught a Japanese pirate...

It's time for you to get revenge,
do what you want with him!

Kill him! Kill him!

Uncle!

Don't hit him, he's a good Japanese!

He's not your uncle, take him away!

He's a good Japanese,
please don't kill him!

Please don't kill him!

Wuwechimatao is a cold
blooded murderer.

He sneaked into city to get information

It's fortunate that I've caught him.

Or the city would become
a blood bath.

The pirates killed my whole family,
kill him!

Time's up, kill him.

Hold it!

Don't kill him!

Move aside!

Hong Tian Peng, you want to
stop an execution.

This man killed my father sir.

I must avenge father!

He killed your father?

It's too easy for him to die like this!

So what do you want to do?

Can you give him to me sir?

I want to torture him till he dies,
to appease my father's spirit.

Alright, I'll grant you your wish.

Thank you sir!

Stang up, let's go!

Wait!

I'll come with you,
I want to see how he dies.

So he'll be an example to all pirates.

Let's move!

What are you waiting for?

How are you going to kill him?

I want him to suffocate and die slowly

Cover it!

Cheers!

It was clever of you to get
someone else to kill him.

Wuwechimatao is dead,
we can relax now.

The pearl in Tin Hau's
crown is really priceless?

Yes, that belonged to
the Sung emperor.

How do we get into the city.

We use this.

I'll meet you at the Eastern Gate
on the day of the festival.

We're shorter than Chinese.

They'll spot us easily if we're together.

I'm prepared for that, look!

You are clever!

A toast to pearl!

A toast to Wuwechiamtao's death!

Cheers!

Tian Peng is rotten boy!

Uncle...

Wuwechimatao!

Uncle!

Are you alright?

I'll withstand and suffering
if I could learn Chinese Kungfu.

I shouldn't have blamed Tian Peng.

He left breathing holes in the coffin.

He's not so bad after all.

You use your legs a lot in this style.

So this is sister's idea.

Thank you, teacher!

Your real teacher is there.

You two are trying to
make me violate our rules?

Greet teacher!

Teacher!

Listen to me mother!

You unfilled son.

You haven't married her yet
you do everything she says.

You make a mistake, he is good man.

But he killed your father.

You must be crazy.

Listen to me.

What should we do?

Go to master Wisdom at Shaolin.

Stop!

You want to let the murderer go,

I'll avenge my husband.

But he is a good man

I'll kill anyone who tries to stop me!

Don't be like this!

How could you treat
my daughter like this!

Get out of my way or I'll kill you.

Go ahead!

Get away!

Leave!

I'll break your leg.

Go!

Get out of here!

I won't, I want to learn
Chinese Kungfu.

We are close to Shaolin Temple now.

Stand where you are you pirate.

Mother!

Stop!

Hold it!

Listen to me,

I was him who saved me and
Cui Gu the other day.

Calm down.

If it weren't for him,
I would have died a long ago.

You are like a flea in a cheap inn,

You just bit anyone you see.

Alright. It's all my fault.

Don't be so fierce,

Apologize to him.

Or he'll think Chinese are all uncouth.

Alright I will!

The gods will always help
the righteous to destroy evil.

I shall go and eliminate these pirates.

And restore peace to the land.

Please give me your blessings Buddha.

Buddha bless you!

There is master Wisdom.

Come on!

Master wisdom.

Cui Gu!

This must be the Japanese samurai.

Yes, I'm Wuwechimatao, sir.

Please!

The pirates have a Chinese
helping them,

They are going to plunder the city
during the Tin Hau festival.

Wuwechimatao gave me
the information.

Buddha bless you.

You are Japanese yet
you help our people.

You have my respect sir.

In order to clear the shame
heaped on me.

I beg you to teach me Shaolin Kungfu!

Can bear what other's can't,
you will reach what others can't.

In my opinion you have succeeded.

Master!

Please stand up!

I need to know he enemy
before I fight them.

Why you teach me the Japanese
martial arts sir?

The Japanese martial arts
originated from China.

I'm happy to tell you what I know.

If fight the Shaolin leg

style from the Mengchi's hand,

is very powerful.

Good! Right! Go!

Japanese martial acts originated from China

but his message is learn from me

Thank you teacher!

What's he going to do?

We call this judo, I'm sorry!

Alright if your mind is pure,
there is nothing to be afraid of!

You are embracing a Japanese
in public, and you say that's alright?

Tian Peng, you must stop them.

I'm observing the Japanese style!

Your wife to be is with another man,
and you just stand here watching.

What are you doing?

I want to learn the Japanese style!

Tian Peng be careful!

Tian Peng, you're learning
Japanese style.

So why'd you hit him with
the Tiger's Fist?

If I didn't use that.

How could he learn Chinese Kungfu.

Please teacher me.

Watch out you can't touch
a tiger's rear!

No you can't, this is the Tiger's tall!

Thank you.

I wanted you to teach him a lesson.

Why did you teach him
our family style?

We mustn't limit our knowledge,
by national boundaries

Prejudice like that is pure idiocy!

That's true, that's why I'm still
a bachelor, and you are now a widow.

Then you'll let Cui Gu marry Tian Peng

We'll discuss this after
we drive the pirates out.

You are the god are also the ghost.

Look, here comes Tin Hau!

She's beautiful!

The pirates are here, run!

You won't get away this time!

Who are you?

A ghost catcher!

This is a trap, retreat!

No, I must get the pearl!

Is me.

I've got the crown, get us out of here!

We've been cheated!

What!

The crown is take,
the real one is still in the temple.

Damn!

Right over there.

The crown is in the main hall.

I'll keep watch for you outside.

Quick!

Is that real one?

I'm sure!

Shaolin warrior monks.

That traitor!

This is an ambush!

We must get the pearl, kill them.

Kill them!

Let me see who you are?

So it's you!

You are asking or trouble!

Xu San...

Are you a man or a ghost?

You have sinned you can't stay
in the human world!

Look!

You are still alive.

You are doomed.
Today you're going to die.

Kill them!

What style is that?

The Chinese Shaolin Sword style.

How did like the Tiger's tail?

You are a Japanese too.

Why'd you go against
your own people?

You are a shame to all Japanese.

Your bleed will only soil my sword.

Why don't you do it yourself!

Wuwechimatao!

Drop your sword or she's dead!

What do you want?

Just watch!

What do you want with her?

Give me the pearl if you want her to
live, and give us a boat to leave here?

No way!

You want her to live,
then cut your arms off.

Come on you've lost.

Do it now!

My lord...

Kill him!

Quick...

You'll have to die with me.

Don't be scared, I'm here with you!

Let's go!

You will die with me!

Uncle!

Are you alright?

You saved my life again. Thank you!

Thank you for helping me again.

A man must have broad shoulders.

A woman is allowed to
love more than one man,

You can ask your mother!

You are not married, you are not
qualified to talk about women.

Young woman always falls for
a man like Wuwechimatao.

Tian Peng is the better husband.

I feel the same way too.

Cui Gu is going to marry Tian Peng.

Enough talking!