Deadcon (2019) - full transcript

JOHN: (LAUGHS) I gambled
everything on this.

SAM ON PHONE: (SIGHS)
I can't justify
the investment, John.

JOHN: I've been at
the convention for four days
and the booth has been busy.

I've got people coming
in and out all day long.

SAM: Kids may want to play
with it, John,

but no one is going to spend
$3000 on a toy.

JOHN: This program is
for everyone.

Modem technology
is just beginning to...

No, John, it isn't. It's over.

(JOHN SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
SAM: We're shutting
the system down.

You can't do this!



We've pulled the plug.
You're offline.

Sam, I've worked too long
on this.

I've put my family's
entire savings into this.

I didn't tell you to do that.
It's over, John.

Check out of that hotel
and go home.

Sam...
(LINE DISCONNECTS)

Sam?

(INHALES AND EXHALES)

(PHONE CLATTERS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(BEEPS)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(TYPING)



(CONTINUES TYPING)

(BEEPING CONTINUES)

(SCOFFS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(TYPING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(MODEM DIALING)

(RAPIDLY TYPING)

(DISTORTED ELECTRONIC VOICE)
Please choose
an activity...

(MUFFLED SPEAKING)

(TYPING)
(WHISTLING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

ANNOUNCER: Welcome everyone
to ViewCon.

The conference is now open!
(CROWD CHEERING)

(SCREAMING)

What's up, ViewCon,
it's your girl, AKAshley.

I have arrived
and with my squad
for the weekend.

Say, "What's up," Kara.

Hi, we don't normally look
this tired, I promise.

And this is my muscles
for the weekend...

Yeah, I have
a security guard.

'Cause that's how
I'm gonna roll.

This is...
I'm Larry.

Super serious,
super cute,

potentially not actually
a security guard...

(WHISPERS)
That's Kara's doing!

...for the weekend,
but we are here,
so don't mess with us,

'cause this is the squad
you wanna watch out for.

Speaking of
"watching out for,"
I'm gonna see you guys today,

tomorrow, whenever
this video goes up.

And I am so excited,

I have a panel.
Kara, it's at...

Today at 11:00.
Today at 11:00,
she says,

so see us there.
Can't wait,

maybe you'll even be
in this video,

plus AKAshley,
peace out.

(MESSAGE ALERTS BEEPING)

What up, what up, what up,
it is day one at ViewCon,

and I have some very exciting
news to share with you guys,

like, "Whoa,"
like you're gonna die.

Look who it is!
Hey!

Hi! Everyone's just like...

KYLIE: Seriously,
it's insane!

Are you going to the...
World Screen Party?

Duh!
What are you gonna wear?

I don't know.
Maybe just sweat pants.

I don't care.
No, you're gonna wear
a dress and look amazing.

I'm amazing. (LAUGHS)
Okay, I'm this way.

MEGAN: Oh! Hi, Mark.

Oh, hi.
How do I look?

Oh, you look amazing.
I've ordered 200 of these

and they sent me 500!

Oh, my God.
What am I gonna do?
Give them away!

Huh, do you guys want it?

They want the give away!
Oh, you're a legend.

We already know that.
Deuces, guys!
See ya.

(ELEVATOR WHIRRING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Oh.

Sweet!

Thank you.
She's gonna love it.

Anytime, dude.

(AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING)
Floor nine. Have a nice day.

(EXCITEDLY) Oh, my God!
It is really you?

(SQUEALS) Ah! It's really you.
I love you.

GIRL: Oh, my God!
Are you staying
on this floor?

No, she's staying
in a different hotel. We...
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Can we take a selfie?

Sure. Yeah.

One more. Say, "safety."

(LAUGHS) Safety.

KARA: Okay, we gotta go.
Sorry.

We'll see you at the place.
GIRL: Bye.

LARRY: All right, ma'am,
this is gonna be your room,
right up here on the left.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY)
(MARK SHOUTING)

MARK:...you're gonna be
Instagram and baby,
let's go, ViewCon!

(KEYCARD CLICKS)

Whoa, hey, yo!
You guys scared me.

I was expecting
some French fries
from room service

but, I guess I ordered
an Ashley party instead.

Yo, come in. Let's live
like we're gonna die young.

Excuse me, sir,
this is actually
this young lady's room.

Uh, excuse me, Larry.

This is my room.

I have a key and itinerary
and I already brushed
my teeth twice, so, yeah.

This is my room.

(GIRL TALKING
INDISTINCTLY IN ROOM)
Shit,

they seriously
double booked this.

Okay, sorry, Mark,
we gotta go back down.

Can you take us
a different way?

How are the rooms?
The AC's good,
but the Wi-Fi sucks.

So, good luck uploading.

All right.

KARA: Okay, we gotta go.
Come on.
MARK: Bye, guys.

(TYPING)

KARA: No, she's supposed
to have a king
apartment suite.

I am truly sorry,
but we are completely
full at the moment.

KARA: No...
Now, I do have your gift
baskets for you here.

CONCIERGE: And I can offer you
a voucher for a future stay.
KARA: No.

I could also suggest some
other hotels in the area

that might be able
to accommodate you.
KARA: No, you can't.

KARA: Give my client
a suite like it says
in her contract, okay.

I have the confirmation
right here on my phone.

She has six million subs.

Just kick out a Snapchat star
or something.

Our apologies
for the inconvenience,
ma'am.

As you can see,
we are abnormally busy
because of the conference,

but we would be very happy
to help you make
other arrangements.

No, just let me speak
to your manager.

I am the manager.

Okay, then, fix it.

Please.

(TYPING)

Oh, would you look
at that?

A suite just opened up.
It must be your lucky day.

2210 A,
just became available.

Guys, we're good.

(WHISPERING) Really,
I didn't think that we...

Would you just,
chill a bit, please.
Okay.

How many keys would
your Internet client require?

KARA: Two's fine. Thanks.

Great. Two.

No, just give it.

KARA: The bags.

Move, Steven.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING:
Floor 22. Have a nice day.

ASHLEY: You can be such
a bitch sometimes.

KARA: Well, it worked,
didn't it?

ASHLEY: I'm not complaining.
I love it.

Where are you staying tonight?
You can crash with me.

KARA: I'm at the Double Tree.
I think it's really close.

Wait, isn't that
the room?

LARRY: That's 2210,
you're 2210A.

I know I shouldn't
be saying this, but,

the Double Tree is a better
hotel, much better.

STEVEN: You'll both enjoy
staying there.

They recently replaced
their mattresses,

their pool's nice...
KARA: Open the door,

before someone
sees her, please?

One moment.

(KEYCARD CLICKS)

(DOOR RATTLES)
(STEVEN GRUNTS)

(DOOR CREAKS)

STEVEN: Okay,
after you, ma'am.

KARA: Wait, you should
really vlog this here.

(DEVICE BEEPS)

Oh, God,
look at this room!

This is my suite,
ladies and gentlemen.

ASHLEY: Who wants a tour?

Okay,
this is my big bed, so...

Dwayne Johnson, my boy,

if you see this before Sunday,
there is room for two.

So come on over.
Let's see what we got
over here.

I love it. Walk-in closet!

Okay, celeb treatment,
am I right, ladies!

Let's talk about
two things really quick.

One: Who actually unpacks
everything and hangs it up
in here?

I'm living that
'straight out of the suitcase'
life. And two:

It's below freezing in here.

Like seriously, so cold.
(SWITCHES LIGHT OFF)

KARA: Thank God we didn't
tip his ass.

Preach! What's up?

KARA: (SIGHS) He just left
the gift basket on the floor!

All right, you good?

I'm gonna check into
my hotel and take a shower
and have a cocktail.

I know we were talking before

but like maybe...
No. You can't quit.

I don't know, I just thought
that like maybe I could...

take a break and then...

Look, let's get through
the next three days,

finish your book,
and then we'll figure out

a chill-out situation
after that.

Okay? Hey, you'll be fine.
I promise.

Ooh, look.

(PAPER RUSTLING)

There's this.
(CHUCKLES) Huh?

(SCOFFS) Oh, it's a sign.

We have your panel
at 11:00, and then we have
that secret tweet up

at 3:00 and then,
other than that,
do your thing.

And then we announce
your tour on Sunday
and then we're out.

Okay, love you. Bye.

Love you. Bye.
(DOOR OPENS)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(TYPING)

Aww, little nugget.

So this is our first pair...
(MESSAGE ALERTS)

...and then, our second option

look like this.
These are creepers.

Super adorable,
surprisingly very comfortable,

and uh, they don't make
your feet stink.

So, if you guys want me
to wear these all day...

(MESSAGE ALERTS CONTINUE)
...then just write "222"
and I'll wear them.

It's that easy.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

Room service,
be right back.

Go get in line for
the meet and greet.

It's in the main room
of the convention center.

There's already
a line forming, and I'm going
to be there in eight minutes.

So, hurry up.
Bye, guys.

(SINGSONG) Coming.

Hello, hello, hello.
(CHUCKLES)
Hi.

(BOTH CHUCKLING)

Did anybody see you?
Yeah, everybody.

I screamed your name
down the entire hall.

I am serious.
Hmm.

I know. It's cute.

Which floor you on?
Nine.

I was hoping
that I could crash here.

If you'll let me.
Yeah.

I decided to spend
the whole weekend with you.

Um...
What?

It's still a little weird
for me. It's not totally
over, over.

Yeah, but you're gonna
break up with him?

Yeah. Yeah.
It's over, over, right?

Yeah, no, I just haven't
had a chance to, yet.

I'm sorry.
Don't be mad.

I mean, he's in Miami,
and we're both right here.

So, let's take our clothes off
and celebrate.

(CHUCKLES)
Hmm?

Mmm-hmm.
(MESSAGE ALERT)

Mmm. Shit!

Okay, I gotta go.
We barely know
each other, right?

Yeah, we're strangers.
We never hung out.

I'll count to 100
after you leave
and then I'll sneak out.

I get it.
It's complicated.

See ya.

I only know you
from your channel.

(CHILD LAUGHING
IN DISTANCE)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

So how did you begin?

Honestly, it all started
with just me alone
in my bedroom,

with a camera and a laptop.

I've already met
so many of you guys,

and it has been so crazy...
Hey, girl.

Hi.
Keep moving.

So, are you going
to the party tonight?

MEGAN: Uh, I think so.

I don't know.
I still have
to unpack.

There's this web
series thing.

Could be cool. Wanted
to talk to you about it.
Ooh.

Let's hang out soon.
Perfect.

Let's take
a selfie quick.

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

Cute.
MEGAN: I love it.
Okay, text me if you go.

Oh, hey.
Hey.

How are you?
It's Megan, right?

Yeah.
You know, I had no idea
that you were gonna be here.

And I love that new
hair color on you.

(INAUDIBLE)

ANNOUNCER: Hey, ViewCon,
are you ready to get crazy?

You all know AKAshley.
(CROWD CHEERING)

She's got over
four million followers.

Our first guest
is her manager.

KARA: Hey, ViewCon, so excited
to be here.

For real though,
you're gonna get so many
new clients this weekend.

You're the only one who knew
what they were talking about
up there.

I was like sweating
like crazy. Did I have
pit stains?

ASHLEY: You don't stink.
Oh, good.

GIRL: OMG. Oh, my God,
it's Ashley.
(GIRLS GIGGLING)

Again, Taco Bell.

Are you good?
(SIGHS)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Um, no.

(MESSAGE ALERTS)
Ashley, you gotta snap
out of it.

They're actually just trying
to get a selfie with me
for Instagram likes.

They worship you.

You're not listening.
I'm serious.

After this weekend,
I'm done.

I'm disappearing
to the middle of nowhere,

where there is no Wi-Fi.
Okay, great. Where?
The Swiss Alps?

Don't be ridiculous, Ashley,
okay? They love you.

(CAMERAS FLASHING)

Take care of it.
GIRL: Is that Ashley?

Ashley, this is your...Ash...
GIRL: Yeah, it's her.
I'm her biggest fan.

(GIRLS SCREAMING EXCITEDLY)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

GIRL: OMG! It's Ashley!

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
Yeah.

Mmm-hmm,
I'm actually almost there.

I know, I'm so excited.
(TYPING)

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, it's gonna be
so much fun.

AUTOMATED VOICE SPEAKING:
Floor nine.
Have a nice day.

Mmm-hmm.

I know. I will text you
when I get there.

(ELEVATOR DOOR CLOSES)

(EXHALES)

(AUTOMATED VOICE MESSAGE)
Floor 22.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)
Have a nice day.

(KEYCARD CLICKS)

Dude.

(TYPING)

(VIDEO RECORDER BEEPS)
Hey, guys, so I had a great
day at ViewCon.

And I just got to my hotel
room and it's completely
trashed.

This is literally
all of my stuff,

all over the floor.
Someone just decided
to go through it,

and put it everywhere,
which makes complete sense.

They ate all of my candy.
(WRAPPERS RUSTLING)

There's wrappers that
I'm currently stepping on,

all over my floor.

(MESSAGE ALERTS)

Okay, the bathroom's trashed,
too, so that's just great.

Oh, wow!
Like, who does this?

It's my favorite lipstick.
I was gonna rock
that shade all weekend.

All my stuff's everywhere.
My goodie bag's gone.

So, if you have any idea
who did this,

feel free to tweet me,
and call security,

I'll call security, whatever,
I don't know, okay.

(SIGHS)
(PHONE THUDS)

(SLURPS)

(PHONE RINGS)

Hello.
(DISTORTED ELECTRONIC VOICE)
Please choose an activity.

Uh, no comprende.
I didn't order room service.

Please choose an activity.
Who is this?

Please choose an activity.
Mark?

Please choose an activity.

Please choose...
Oh, God.

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

Hello?

(RATTLING)

Hey, girl. Are you all right?
Oh, my God.

You scared the shit
out of me.
I just...

I called security,
they're gonna come up.

KARA: But don't leave
this door open,

or you'll have like
a hundred teenagers in here.

LARRY: There's no sign
of forced entry.

Anything
of value missing?

(DISTANT SCRUBBING)

ASHLEY: Um, no, honestly,
just candy and makeup.

Are you sure?

ASHLEY: Yeah, I mean,
I have my laptop
and my cameras and all.

Do you have any keycards
of anybody else?

Like a friend
or a boyfriend?

ASHLEY: No, it's just me.

Wha... Is this happening
in other rooms?

(MESSAGE ALERT)
Not that I'm aware.

(LARRY SIGHS)

You can file a report
if you want to,
but if nothing's missing,

there's not really much
we can do about it.

It's probably just some fans
wanting to take your room
for a joyride.

The best bet, just double
these doors are shut
when you leave.

They're kind of old,
so they stick if you don't
really pull them shut.

(LARRY SIGHS)

But just to be safe,
let me take those keycards
from you.

Get them switched out.
Mmm-hmm.
Oh, okay. Thank you.

(VIDEO GAME CHATTER)

DAVE: Hey, gamers,
got a little special for you
here today.

I hope you're
enjoying ViewCon.

I hope you're enjoying
the weekend.

I'm enjoying my lavish suite,
doing what I do best...

(RAPIDLY PRESSING BUTTONS)
...hiding in the dark room
playing my games,

trying to score
the highest level.

I'll be streaming all weekend,

so keep it locked here
with the groupers.

(SCREECHES)

LARRY: How's it going
there, Warren?

How's it going,
Larry?

Oh, you know,
same ole, same ole.

Just a bunch of kids
going wild.

Hey, can you scan a couple
of these for me?

Room 2210A.

They put guests
in there?

We got guests
everywhere, Warren.

It's ViewCon, baby.

I got Internet stars
coming out of my...

Butt.

You got a family
in there?

Oh, no. One of
the Internet kids
from the conference.

(TYPING)
Somebody trashed her room
pretty good, though.

Nothing stolen,
but can't be too careful.

(KEYCARD BEEPS)

Listen, really,

why don't you take
a load off?

I can run these up
for you.

I'm off in 15,
and I can just stop by
on the way out.

No, don't sweat it, Warren.
(SNIFFS)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHISTLING)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(RECORDER BEEPS)

(SIGHS)

Day 1 of ViewCon started out

hella awesome and ended
hella dumb.

So, I'm sorry if I sound
really upset in this vlog.

I don't want to bring
you guys down.

Just remember,
tomorrow's a new day,

and I'm gonna be all good,
so, you should too.

If you're at ViewCon,
make sure to check
out my schedule down below

and give this video
a thumbs up to spread that

AKAshley love,

and I'll see you guys
next time because
it's bubble bath time.

(BEEPING)

(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)

(WATER RUNNING)

(CREAKING)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZ)

I mean, this whole hotel's
kinda shitty.

Like, nothing
in my room works.

Right, these lights...
(SWITCHING ON AND OFF)

Nothing.
Hmm.

Also no TV,
it's so weird.

Hey, can I tell you something?

Like, you can't tell anyone.
Yeah.

Are you okay?

Uh...

I don't know, I think
I might break it off
with Ricky.

(GASPS) Wait,
what happen?

Nothing. Nothing,
he didn't do anything, but,

I don't know,
he's the sweetest guy,

we're always traveling
and we're never together,
and I don't know.

You don't know what?

I've sort of kind of been
seeing Dave too.

What! No!

Yeah.
That's crazy.

But, I didn't even know
you guys hang out.

No, I mean,
it just started.

I feel crazy.
(SIGHS)

(BOTH CHUCKLE SOFTLY)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

MEGAN: I'm the worst.
(KYLIE TYPING)

Right, like I'm
a bad person.
No!

Not at all.
You just like
somebody more.

It'll be more mistake
you stay with someone

that you don't
want to be with.
Yeah.

It'll work out, okay.
You're fine.

(MEGAN SMILES)
And I mean, I get it,
Dave's definitely special.

Like you guys make
more sense as a couple.

MEGAN: Right?
Okay, totally.
Yeah!

I don't know,
I just feel like...
(THUDS)

(KYLIE SCREAMS)
I'm sorry.

What was that?

Just go and knock on it.
Really hard.

Like, who's staying
over there?

I don't know.
Who even does that?

Just open the door
and scream at them.

MEGAN: I'm not going
over there.
Okay, fine, I'll go.

(THUDS)
(SCREAMS) Oh, my God!

It's not even funny!

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(WHITE NOISE)

The computer just asked me
if I want to log on.

Now it's telling me
to phone up the computer.
(DIALING)

Now,
there is a virtual place.

(SINISTER SCREAMS)

(GASPS)

(PANTING)

(KNOCK AT DOOR)

MEGAN: Hey, I'm from
next door, are you okay?

Oh, Ashley.

Hey, you heard that, right?
It was like crazy loud.

Yeah, I thought the door
was gonna break in half.

MEGAN: Sure it wasn't you?
ASHLEY: Yeah, I'm sure.

Is your room like
abnormally cold?

Yeah, not really.
(GIRLS SCREAMING)

I should get back
to my room.

If you want, you can
come out and hang out
with Kylie and I.

Uh, no, thanks,
I'm honestly exhausted.

But, uh, I'll see you guys
tomorrow night, right?

Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

You should hurry. Bye.
Yeah. Bye.

GIRL: Oh, my gosh,
it's Megan!

(LOCKS DOOR)

(GIRLS LAUGHING)
(KNOCK AT DOOR)

ASHLEY: Go away!

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

So, I'm sorry if I sound
really upset in this vlog,

I don't want to bring
you guys down.

Just remember,
tomorrow's a new day

and I'm gonna be
all good, so...

you should, too.

If you're at ViewCon,
make sure to check
out my schedule down below

and give this video
a thumbs up to spread

that AKAshley love,

and I'll see you guys
next time because...

(BEEPS)
To give this video
a thumbs up

to spread that AKAshley
(VOICE DISTORTS) love.

(VOICE DISTORTS) I'll
see you guys next time...
Ashley love...

(DISTORTED)

(COMPUTER SWITCHES OFF)

(LIGHTSWITCH CLICKS)
(SIGHS) What is going on?

(PHONE RECEIVER BEEPS)

(RINGING)

STEVEN: Front desk.
Hi, I'm in Room 2210A,

and my lights, or power
or something just went off.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOOR CREAKS)

(PRESSES BUTTON)
(MUSIC PLAYING ON WALKMAN)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZ)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DOOR BANGS SHUT)

(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

(GASPS)

(CRIES) Oh, my God.

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

It's okay,
you can come in.
STEVEN: No!

No. Hi. (LAUGHS)

Don't want to impose.

What are you doing?
I can't change them
myself.

It's those two
and the one
in the closet.

Can you just...

(SWITCHES ON AND OFF)

(METAL CLANKS)

Any other problems?
Uh, no.

(BULBS CLINKING)
Did I blow a fuse
or something?

No, no, just...
(SCREWING IN BULB)

Old lights, maybe.

(SIGHS) Okay.

Thank you.

Uh, the one
in the closet, too.

That is better that way.

What? Uh, can't you
just change it, though?

No. Hmm.

What?

(DOOR CREAKING)

(ELECTRICAL BUZZ)

(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)
Oh, you're kidding me.

(ELECTRICAL BUZZ)

(CLINKING)

(CREAKING)

(WHISTLING)

(SCREAMS)

(MODEM DIALING)

(SCREAMS)

(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

It's so cute.

So, can I ask
you something?

Yeah.
And don't be mad.

What?

Okay, so we won't
see each other
for a little while,

and I was thinking
maybe we could film us?

Film us?

Like, hooking up, filming us?

Yeah,
but you can keep it.

Like, you can control it
for when we're not together.

You know,
I thought it might
be hot,

and kind of fun.

Hmm.

Sorry,
you're mad.

No. No, no, no,
I'm not mad. Um...

It just, no, it'd be fun
but no, I can't.

Yeah.
Let's just
Snap for now.

I'm not trying
to be the next...
Okay, right.

Sorry, I'm an idiot.
Yeah.

It's so stupid.
No, you're not an idiot.
You're just horny.

Hmm.
Okay. It's not out
of the question.

Hmm?

I think I'm the one
who tastes like French fries.
Definitely.

Right. Yeah, I'm gonna
go brush my teeth.
Hmm.

(SOFT CHUCKLE)

(TAP OPENS, WATER RUNNING)

(UNZIPS)

(RUMMAGING)

(GLASS CLINKS)

(WATER RUNNING, TAP SHUTS)

What are you doing?
I found this
on the floor.

Who is this little dude?

I don't know.
This place is a dump.
Maybe a guest left it.

He's kind of cute though.
Look at that little haircut.
(DAVE CHUCKLES)

Wait.

Oh, my God!
What?

(TEASINGLY) What were
we doing before you brushed
your teeth?

I think I know what
I was doing. (SOFT CHUCKLE)

(KISSING)

(FIREWORKS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALARM BEEPS)

(ALARM BEEPS)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

JESSIE: Kara.
Hi.

Ooh.
KARA: Don't stop
hugging me.

I've been waiting for an hour
and I spilled coffee
all over my dress.

But...
How are you?

(KARA SCOFFS)

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

What's wrong?
You look worse
than me.

And I've got like
two hours
of sleep.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

Ashley missed
her first panel.

And now, she's not answering
her phone. So fun.

She's probably just
hiding up
in her room.

It's what I want
to do right now.

GIRL: Ashley gets
her shoes off!

She's starting a new trend!

GIRL: Trending Hashtag
shoes off!
(KIDS GIGGLING)

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

GIRL: I'm gonna take
my shoes off,
just like Ashley.

I mean, between you and me,
she's kind of in
a weird place.

Not super happy
with all of this.

Man, that sucks.
Yeah.

Well, I'll keep
an eye out for her

and I'm good
at finding people.

KARA: Oh! Okay.

Thank you.
See you tonight.

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

GIRL: Oh, my God!
It's AKAshley!

Hello.

Can I take a picture
with you?

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

I can't believe it's you.

I love you.
Thank you.

JESSIE: Ashley, hey.

Kara's looking for you.

JESSIE: Kara.
Yeah.

I found her.

Where were you?

I was in my room.

(CLICKING)

This shouldn't take long.

Yeah, just a couple
of quick ones, okay.

You're gonna be on TV
in two minutes,

and you look like
you just woke up.

And you're
not wearing shoes.

Ashley, are you... (SOFTLY)
Are you drunk of something?

Tell me what to do.

This is a really
big day for us.

Are you sure
you're all right?

Yeah. I love it here.

It's perfect.

She all ready to go?
Uh, could you just give
us two minutes?

I just need to run up
and grab something
for Ashley from her room.

Take your time.
I need a diet Red Bull
anyways.

Thank you.

Okay, give me your room
key, I'm gonna go get
your shoes,

so you don't look
like a lunatic.

I don't have it.

Of course, not.
Okay, listen, stay here,

don't move.
I'll be back.

(CAMERAS CLICKING)

KARA: No, that's not gonna
work for us. Bye.

(KEYCARD CLICKS)

KARA: Yeah.

Oh, my God,
you've got to be kidding me.

(BAG AND TOWELS THUD)

Yeah, uh, can I,
let me call you back?

(KARA SIGHS)
(PHONE THUDS)

(PICKS UP PHONE)

(LINE TRILLING)
STEVEN: Front desk.

KARA: Hi, yeah,
I'm in room 2210A,

can you send housekeeping
up right away, please?

Again?
Great. Thank you.

Wha...
(PHONE THUDS ON RECEIVER)

Oh, God!

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

(MESSAGE SENT ALERT)

(TYPING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, God, what the hell
is this shit?

(SQUEAKING)

(MAN WHISTLING)

(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

(SIGHS)
This place is such a dump.

Whatever. She deserves it
with this crap she's pulling.

(SIGHS)
Where's her other shoe?

-(GASPS)
-WOMAN: Miss?

(EXHALES)
My God, you scared me.

Excuse me, miss, I'm so sorry.

I can leave
the light off for you.

I didn't know
you were in here.

No, no, it's fine.
You're fine.

I-I actually, I gotta run.

Anything you can do about this
would be really great.

Well, thank you so much.

We won't be back
till later today,

so please take your time.

And again, thank you.

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

(HEELS CLICKING)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CLICKING)

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(REGGAE MUSIC CONTINUES)

Hey. Where you going?

We've got like
15 more minutes left.

I need to go to a room.

Okay, well, there are
like 300 people here

waiting to
take a picture with you.

Here. Put these on.

Here. Shoes.

What's the matter with you?

This is usually the part
you like the most.

I'm sick.

No, you're hungover.

Why don't you just go puke
and come right back?

Give all these people a photo.
They've waited for hours.

I'm almost done.

Yeah. Just two more,
then you can do whatever.

Come on, put your shoes on.

Ash? Hi.

Two more days, okay?

(FANS SCREAMING)

Just go. I'll stall.

(FANS CONTINUE SCREAMING)

DAVE: Hey.
AKAshley.

Hello? Ash?

Well, it's always a pleasure
talking to you.

We're really good friends.

WOMAN: Christen!

Christen!

Excuse me.

What the hell are you doing
with my daughter?

Hi. Thank God.

She must have wandered off.

I was taking her to security

because I thought
she was lost.

-WOMAN: Thank God.
-Happy to help.

WOMAN: You can't do that.

You have to stay
where I can see you
at all times. You know that.

But we were gonna
play hide and seek.

WOMAN: Come on. Let's go.

(EXHALES)
What the frig?

All right, you guys,

so this is what
I actually want to wear

at every single
industry party.

But I don't think
any brands want this
as their spokesperson,

which I honestly
don't understand.

Because, come on, you guys,
it's so cute.

Also, very comfortable.

And lastly, you don't have to
shave your legs
to look good in this one.

Because, you know,
sometimes, being a girl,

not that fun.

But actually, I do have
one last option underneath.

It's a little
skirt and top combo.

Oh, so foxy.

Little more risque,
shows a little bit more skin,

-but...
-(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Uh, vote at me,
comment at me,

subscribe to my channel
and tweet at me.

I'll post the winning look
on my Instagram and Snapchat
in about an hour.

And I'll see you guys later.

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
-One sec.

-RICKY: Surprise!
-Oh. Hi.

Ricky, what are
you doing here?

Your face is exactly what
I hoped it looked like
when you open the door.

-Uh, what are you doing here?
-Nice room.

Seriously, why didn't you
tell me you were coming?

Sorry, it's called a surprise.

No, it's sweet.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)

(SIGHS)

What is this?

-Are you cheating on me?
-What?

At least you used protection.

Like, a lot of protection.

That is so cute.

Oh babe, my place
in Miami is so dope.

I wanna buy it.

Wait. First,

let's do a
quick little selfie. Okay?

-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
-Ooh!

Done. Daddy likes this.

-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-(MUSIC CONTINUES)

See you down there.

All right, I'll text you.

All right, you dummy.

I'll be here.

Hello, room service.

This better be
Egyptian cotton.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

What's up? What's up?

This is your boy Ricky
here at ViewCon.

I'm so excited
to meet you guys.

But first, I gotta
get fresh and clean,

so all you girlies
can smell me up!

Oh! I'm so excited.

(THUDDING)

Yo, Maggie, is that you?

Come in here with me.
I missed a spot.

On my peener.

Whoo!

(SIREN WAILS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey. Have you seen Ashley?

What, you don't have
a microchip on her?

Yeah, not a bad idea.
Seriously.

Is she okay?

She's been acting weird.

Just text me if you see her.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

Can you get off the phone
for two seconds
and dance with me?

Hold on, one second.

Come on!

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

-RECORDED VOICE:
Floor 22. Have a nice day.
-(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(MAN WHISTLING IN BACKGROUND)

(CREAKS)

(CROWD CHEERING IN BACKGROUND)

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Break the addiction, girl,
and come dance with me.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh. Oh-ho.

Uh-oh. Tricep population.

You. Who's hot?

(SLAPS STOMACH)

Damn, that's gonna
get a lot of likes.

(CREAKING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(CONTINUES CREAKING)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

How is there no charger
in a bathroom?

It's lame.

(LAUGHING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

What the hell?

What is that?

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

Yo, it's not funny.

You guys should go to bed.

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(PHONE LINE RINGING)

WARREN: (OVER PHONE)
Good evening. Front desk.
How may I help you?

DAVE: Yeah.

I-I guess I gotta report
a suspicious person.

WARREN: Can you describe
this intruder, sir?

It's no criminal activity
or whatever.

Just... It was a...

It was a kid. It was a boy.

WARREN: A boy? How old?

I don't know, man.
He's pretty little.

Mustard colored polo shirt
with brown pants?

Is he missing?

Look, I'm not trying
to get him into trouble
or anything.

Did you, did you see
anything else?

Was anybody else there?
Did you see the LinkRabBIT?

-STANLEY: Warren.
-I don't know.

I mean, I mean we were asleep.

What do you mean LinkRabBIT?

STANLEY:
Warren, no personal calls.

-Give me the phone.
-DAVE: ...last night,

and I don't know
how he got in, but...

(LINE DISCONNECTS)

(PHONE RECEIVER RATTLES)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(SHIVERING)

It's cooler than
a snowman's balls
in this room.

Ha-ha, that's cool. Two rooms.

Two rooms and a party.

Eh. eh, and a party.

-Two, two...
-(MUSIC DISTORTS)

Ow. Aah.

Aah! Ow, ow, ow. Ow!

Ow!

-(CRACKLING)
-Ow!

(SIGHS)

(SHUDDERS)

Oh, I'm gonna be late.

Late for my date.

Late for the big day!

(EXHALES)

(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

Hey.

Hello?

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(MAN WHISTLING)

Megan, seriously,
this isn't funny.

Come on, Megan.
This isn't Prank Vs. Prank.

You win.

Hello?

Hello?

You know it's not
gonna be funny
when I call the cops.

(MAN WHISTLING)

Megan, seriously.

Aah!

(CHOKING)

(MODEM DIALING)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Hey. What's up?

-Hey.
-Have you seen Megan?

I think she went to find Ricky
at the after party.

Wait, what after party?

There's a party bus
driving around the park.

Maybe you should
sit this one out
until the coast is clear.

Yeah.

Ashley.

Come on,
what is wrong with you?

Open up.

(SIGHS)

If you left
without telling me,

and I'm talking
to an empty room,

I'm gonna be so pissed.

(EXHALES)
Come on.

Come on, don't do this
to me, Ashley.

-(LOCK CLICKS)
-(DOOR CREAKS)

(MAN WHISTLING)

(GASPS)

LinkRabBIT is for everyone.

You join an association
through your computer

through your phone line,

and it's easy to use.

You can talk with your friends

or you can meet new people.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

It's like a room
on your computer.

(DOOR CREAKING)

(CRACKLING)

GIRL: Christen, it's so weird.

Hurry up, Christen.

You gotta keep up
or everyone's gonna leave you

and I'm gonna get in trouble.

(WHIRRING)

(DOORKNOB RATTLES)

(OVER PHONE)
Yo, yo, yo, this is Ricky.

You know what to do.

Ricky, answer your phone,
you jerk. Where are you?

Okay, bye-bye.

(PHONE BEEPS)

(GLASS CLINKING)

(KEYBOARD CLACKS)

So, I just got back
from the world screen party,

and it was so much fun.

-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
IN BACKGROUND)
- We danced a lot.

And I just wanted
to thank you guys

for making day two...

(THUDDING)

WTF, Ashley.

(MUSIC CONTINUES)

Thank you, guys,
for everything.

I just love you guys so much.

Okay. Good night.
Good night, good night,
good night.

(COMPUTER BEEPS)

(EXHALES)

Oh, the room
is spinning so bad.

(PHONE RINGING)

Hello?

DISTORTED ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Please choose an activity.

Ricky. hilarious.

(DISTORTED VOICE CHATTERING)

Can you get me some fries?

(PHONE RECEIVER RATTLES)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(CHAIR CREAKING)

(CLATTERS)

(CLATTERS)

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(SIGHS)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(LINE RINGING)

(OVER PHONE)
Hey, it's Megan.

No one answers phone calls
anymore. Text me.

-Thanks. Bye!
-(SIGHS IN EXASPERATION)

WARREN: I had a guest calling
about seeing Bobby.

You should have never
put anyone in that room.

Warren, nobody believes
in your ghost story.

Drop it.

(RATTLING)

RECORDED VOICE:
Floor 22. Have a nice day.

(ELEVATOR DOORS SHUT)

(DOOR BEEPS)

Miss Taylor?

-(DOOR CREAKS)
-Are you in here?

(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

It's gonna be all right.
Come on out.

I got you.

I got you.

(GASPS)

(MODEM DIALING)

-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
-(WATER RUNNING)

(GAGS)

-(VOMITING)
-(DOOR CREAKS)

(WATER RUNNING)

(EXHALES)

I'm never drinking again.

(SQUEAKING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(WATER SHUTS OFF)

Why haven't you
answered your phone?

You've been texting
and calling like crazy,

so I blocked your number.

I didn't want Ricky to see.

Just grab your stuff
and let's go. Come on.

Are you insanely jealous
of Ricky or something?

-'Cause you're acting
weird as shit right now.
-No. Not at all.

Screw him. Let's go, Megan.

Oh, my God.
Dude, what is up with you?

I gotta show you something.

Before you get mad,

just watch it
all the way through.

-You filmed us?
-Yes. I'm sorry. But...

You are such an asshole.

I know. I'm sorry.
I'm an asshole.

I get it. You're right.

But keep watching and then,
and then we can go to my room.

I am not going
anywhere with you.

Jesus, am I
on some camera right now?

No. I'm sorry.

Just get out.
And delete it. Please.

Stop. I'm not leaving
without you.

Just keep watching this,
and then you'll understand.

What, what the hell?

I get it.
You filmed us having sex.
I don't need to see this.

No, no, that's not
what I'm trying to show you.
Just look.

(CRACKING)

(SHOUTS)
What the hell?

Wait, the door, it swings open

and then, this kid,
he walks in

and then he crawls
under the bed.

-Are you serious right now?
-You don't understand.

Think there's some 8-bit demon
in here or something, Megan,

and he's trying to get us
to follow him,

but he's trying to kill us.

We can go to my room.

Anther hotel.
We can fly to Australia.

I don't care.
I'll carry you out
if I have to.

Don't touch me ever again.

Okay? I'm not going
anywhere with you.
You ruined it.

You ruined it.
Get out.

I'm not leaving here.

MEGAN: Why, so you can
friend some pervy ghost

in the hope
he doesn't kill you?

Get out!

Please, just go.

I'm not leaving you.

(CLATTERING)

(COMPUTER BEEPS)

(CLATTERING)

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(RATTLING)

(RATTLING CONTINUES)

(DOOR CREAKING)

(MAN WHISTLING)

Dave! Dave!

(GASPS)

(GRUNTING)

Shit, the door's stuck!

-Come on! Let's go!
-(SCREAMS)

Leave us alone!

-Oh, my God, Dave.
-DAVE: Megan, get up. get up.

-Let's go.
-MEGAN: Who is that?

DAVE: Bobby?

Well, can we go please?
Please, can we just go?

-DAVE: Don't be scared.
-(SCREAMS)

What the fuck?

(SCREAMING)

(DOOR SLAMS)

DAVE: Megan! Megan!

(PHONE BEEPS)

MEGAN: Help! Get off of me!
DAVE: Megan!

-(RATTLING)
-Come on, come on, come on!

(LOCK CLICKS)

(DOOR CREAKS)

Megan?

MEGAN: Dave!

(DOOR CREAKS SHUT)

(DAVE PANTING)

DAVE: Shit!

MEGAN: Dave!
DAVE: Megan, where are you?

MEGAN: I'm right here!

DAVE: Wh-where? Where?
I don't see you.

MEGAN: Get off of me! Dave!

(CRACKLING)

DAVE: Bobby?

(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

Jesus Christ! What is this?

(PANTING)

MEGAN: Dave! In the closet!

(TABLE SCRAPING)

(RATTLING)

DAVE: I can't get in.
I'm gonna get help.

(GRUNTS)

(COUGHS)

(GROANS)

Megan.

I-I can't get out.

MEGAN: (WHISPERING)
Come inside.

(LOCK CLICKS)

(DISTORTED
CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER)

(MODEM DIALING)

DAVE: Shit.

Megan?

Behind you.

DAVE: Oh, God!
(SCREAMING)

(CHOKING)

STANLEY: You're lucky
a handful of rooms
became available this morning.

WOMAN: I feel like
I've been bumped up
to first class.

STANLEY: Have a nice stay.

OMG. I love this suite.

So retro.

I think this is
where AKAshley stayed.

(DOOR CREAKING)

(EXHALES)
Hey, guys, it's me,
LaLaLauren

checking in for the last day
of ViewCon.

Just posted my latest video.

Check it out and send me
lots of watermelon emojis
in the comments below

so I know
it's from my live stream fam.

Don't forget to
like, follow and subscribe.

Love you. Bye.

(COMPUTER CHIMES)

(SIGHS)

This is so huge!

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(MAN WHISTLING)

-(COMPUTER BEEPS)
-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)