Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold (1975) - full transcript

When fellow operatives (and childhood friends) Matthew Johnson and Melvin Johnson disappear during an undercover mission in Hong Kong, Cleopatra Jones (Tamara Dobson) travels there to find them. With the help of local detective Mi Ling, Cleopatra discovers that her friends' disappearance has to do with The Dragon Lady, a much-feared blonde "lipstick lesbian" who runs a Macao casino and controls a major chunk of the local drug trade.

♪ WHAT YOU DO

♪ BABY, IT'S UP TO YOU

♪ AND IF YOU'RE WRONG

♪ I'M GONNA BE TELLIN' YOU

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ WHAT YOU FEEL

♪ BABY, IT COULD BE REAL

♪ AND IF IT'S BAD

♪ I AIN'T GONNA MAKE NO DEALS

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE



♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE...

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING GLAD

♪ IF YOUR LUCK SHOULD CHANGE

♪ THEN YOU COULD LOSE
THE THINGS YOU HAD ♪

♪ I CAN REALLY TELL YOU WHY

♪ IF YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO TRY

♪ I GUESS
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DECIDE ♪

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ LA LA LA

♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA

♪ LA-LA-LA LA

♪ LA-LA-LA LA LA-LA



♪ LA-LA-LA LA

♪ FIRE

♪ FIRE

♪ PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING GLAD

♪ IF YOUR LUCK SHOULD CHANGE

♪ THEN YOU COULD LOSE
THE THINGS YOU HAVE ♪

♪ I CAN REALLY TELL YOU WHY

♪ IF YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO TRY

♪ GUESS YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO DECIDE ♪

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE...

HEY, WHAT'S
HAPPENING MY MAN?

HEY, DON'T GIVE ME
THAT SHIT.

WHERE THE HELL
HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?

RELAX, MAN.

WE OPERATING
ON C.P.T.

YEAH, THAT'S COLORED
PEOPLE'S TIME, BABY.

YOU GOT THE BREAD?

HEY, CAN A BIRD FLY OR WHAT?

COME ON.

♪ LA LA LA

♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA

♪ LA-LA-LA LA

♪ LA-LA-LA-LA LA LA

♪ PLAYING WITH FIRE...

♪ PLAYING WITH FIRE.

HEY, MY MAN, YOU ACT LIKE YOU
AIN'T WRAPPED UP TOO TIGHT.

EVERYTHING'S COOL, AIN'T IT?

THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE
IN THE PLAN.

WHAT KIND OF
CHANGE, MY MAN?

THERE AIN'T GONNA BE
NO "MR. BIG" IN THIS DEAL.

FROM NOW ON, MY CONNECTION'S
GONNA HANDLE IT HIMSELF.

BABY, THAT AIN'T THE WAY THE PROGRAM'S SUPPOSED TO READ.

WELL, BABY,
THE PROGRAM'S BEEN CHANGED.

THAT'S BULLSHIT.

YOU CAN'T PULL
THAT SHIT ON US.

THAT'S THE DEAL NOW.

HEY, UH, LIKE,
LIGHTEN UP, NOW.

ALL WE KNOW IS
WE SUPPOSED TO SCORE

WITH MR. BIG
AND HIS ORGANIZATION.

I'M ON MY J-O-B, YOU DIG?
RIGHT, BROTHER?

YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH SOME HEAVY DUDES.

YEAH, ALL WE WANNA KNOW IS
WHAT'S GOING DOWN.

WELL, FROM NOW ON,
MY CONNECTION'S GONNA BE THE MAN

TO HANDLE THE DOPE AROUND HERE.

THAT'S WHAT'S GOING DOWN.

AHA... AND MY PEOPLE NEED
QUANTITY-- BIG QUANTITY.

NOW, YOU THINK YOU AND
YOUR MAN CAN HANDLE THAT?

AND TAKE CARE OF MR. BIG,
BROTHER?

DON'T SWEAT IT, BROTHER.

WE'RE PUTTING
AN ORGANIZATION TOGETHER

THAT NOBODY'S GOING
TO MESS WITH.

WE'RE TAKING OVER.

WELL?

HEY, THAT'S COOL, MY MAN.

THEN LET'S DO IT.

SHE AIN'T NOBODY
TO BE MESSING WITH, MAN.

SHE?

IT AIN'T MR. BIG,
IT'S MISS BIG.

MATTHEW AND MELVIN JOHNSON,
SOO DA CHEN.

HOW'S IT GOING,
BIG DADDY?

LIKE, WHAT'S
HAPPENING?

SAVE IT.
HE DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH.

WHAT?
HE WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU GOT THE MONEY.

GOT A LOT OF CLASS, AIN'T HE?

YEAH, MY MAN,
THIS IS THE BREAD

AND SEEING AS...

YOU WANT TO GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS, LET'S GET TO IT.

TELL HIM I UNDERSTAND
HE'S MOVING UP IN THE WORLD.

HEY, EXCUSE ME
FOR CUTTING IN.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE UPPITY
OR NOTHING.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF DOPE

AND SOME HEAVY CATS
BACK IN THE STATES

WHO MIGHT WANT TO SCORE
A LOT MORE

PROVIDING YOUR DOPE IS
ANY KIND OF GOOD.

NOW, THE LAST THING
MY PEOPLE WANT TO DO

IS GET CAUGHT UP
IN SOME SHOOT-'EM-UP

BETWEEN YOU AND THIS MISS BIG
YOU'RE RUNNING THIS NUMBER ON.

ALL WE WANT IS THE DOPE.

WELL, WHAT'D I
TELL YOU, MY MAN?

HOW'S THIS FOR
AN OPERATION?

OH, YEAH, YOU GOT
YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ALL RIGHT

BUT SO DOES MISS BIG,
DOESN'T SHE?

HE WANTS TO KNOW IF
WE HAVE A DEAL.

I DON'T KNOW, MY MAN.

YOU'RE SURE HE'S ASKING?

TELL HIM I THOUGHT IT OVER.

IT'S A DEAL, RIGHT?

DAMN RIGHT.
I WOULDN'T FEEL STRAIGHT

TURNING A MAN
LIKE THIS DOWN.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS TRYING TO PULL?

YOU BETTER BE COOL, MY MAN.

THAT MONEY AIN'T WORTH SHIT
UNTIL WE DELIVER THE OTHER HALF.

YOU KNOW, HE'S
GOING TO KILL YOU.

FOR WHAT?

BEING CAREFUL?

I AIN'T NEVER DONE NO BUSINESS

WITH THESE PEOPLE
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.

DID YOU EXPECT ME
TO BRING OVER

A HALF A MILLION DOLLARS
JUST LIKE THAT?

LIGHTEN UP, MY MAN.

I'VE SEEN PEOPLE BURNED
FOR TEN DOLLARS.

YOU JUST TELL HIM

HE'LL GET THE OTHER HALF
WHEN WE MAKE THE SWITCH.

KILL THEM ALL!

COME ON!

NO ONE'S TO ESCAPE ALIVE!

LET'S GET THE HELL
OUT OF HERE, MAN.

HELLO, STANLEY.

CLEO.

I LEFT AS SOON AS I GOT WORD
FROM WASHINGTON.

ANYTHING NEW?
NOTHING.

YOU REALLY DID
IT THIS TIME.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
NEVER LISTENING TO ANYBODY.

STANLEY, I'M MISSING
TWO OF MY BEST AGENTS

WHO ALSO HAPPEN TO BE
TWO OF MY BEST FRIENDS.

TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT AND
PUT THE REST IN YOUR REPORT.

YOU GOT TO COOPERATE WITH
LOCAL AUTHORITIES ON THIS

BRING THEM INTO THE
PICTURE, WORK WITH THEM.

STANLEY, WHEN I'M WORKING
TO BUST A DRUG RING

THAT MAKES OVER A HUNDRED
MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR

AND YOU WANT ME TO CLEAR
EVERY MOVE I MAKE

WITH EVERY LOCAL COP
AND POLITICIAN

YOU MAY CALL IT COOPERATION,
BUT I CALL IT BULLSHIT.

AND I CALL IT A MESS, CLEO.

I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE GOD,
STANLEY, ONLY CLOSE TO HIM.

WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY CHEN
THEY WERE MEETING?

WELL, NOTHING SINCE WE TURNED UP
MORGAN'S BODY

AND THAT BURNED OUT JUNK.

AND NO SIGN OF THE MONEY?

NOT THE HALF MATTHEW AND MELVIN
TOOK WITH THEM.

MY HALF'S
STILL IN THE OFFICE SAFE.

WELL, KEEP IT THERE

AND I HOPE
THAT HAIR-BRAINED IDEA

OF CUTTING
THOSE BILL IN HALF

KEEPS WHOEVER'S GOT
MATTHEW AND MELVIN

FROM CUTTING THEIR THROATS.

YOU THINK CHEN CROSSED MORGAN?

SOMEBODY DID.

WHAT ABOUT THAT ADDRESS
ON CHEN, ANYWAY?

HERE'S WHERE THE BOYS
HAVE BEEN CONTACTING HIM.

LOOKS LIKE AS GOOD A PLACE
TO START AS ANY.

CLEO, YOU KNOW THIS GO-IT-ALONE ATTITUDE OF YOURS...

STANLEY, IT'S NOT
GO-IT-ALONE.

IT'S CALLED "BETTER ALONE
THAN WITH SOME PARTNER

WHO'S GOING TO SCREW UP
AND GET ME KNOCKED OFF," MAN.

IT'S HEALTHIER.

YOU KNOW, I COULD ORDER YOU

TO WORK WITH OUR LOCAL
CONTACTS ON THIS.

YOU COULD ALSO TELL ME

THAT YOU WERE TALL,
DARK, AND GOOD-LOOKING.

CLEO.

CLEO.

AT LEAST USE MY CAR...

AND MY SECRETARY, MR. MURPHY

REALLY KNOWS THE TOWN.

LIVED HERE FIFTEEN YEARS.

PRACTICALLY
A NATIVE.

STANLEY...

YOU'RE A HARD WOMAN
TO DEAL WITH, CLEO.

ONLY IN BUSINESS, STANLEY.

OFF THE JOB,
I'M A REAL PUSSYCAT.

YOU KNOW HOW TO REACH ME.

YES?

CAN YOU TAKE ME

TO THIS ADDRESS?

I CANNOT TAKE YOU.
GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

EASY, MAN.
ALL I WANT'S A LIFT.

BUT WE'RE BUSY.

HEY, YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

CAN YOU TAKE ME
TO THIS ADDRESS?

NO, NO. I CAN'T TAKE YOU.

I CAN'T TAKE YOU!

GO AWAY.
HOLD ON, MAN.

GO ON.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, ANYWAY?

COME ON, COME ON.
WAIT A MINUTE!

COME ON, BABY,
THIS IS MY CAB!

EXCUSE ME.
MAY I HELP YOU?

IF YOU CAN GET THIS CAB
TO GIVE ME A RIDE.

WHERE DO YOU WISH TO GO?

RIGHT HERE, BABY.

THIS IS THE ADDRESS
OF THE WALLED CITY.

IT'S DEN OF THIEVES

FILLED WITH CUTTHROATS
AND MURDERERS.

CHILD, ALL I WANT'S A TAXI.

AS YOU WISH.

OKAY, GET IN.

IT'S ARRANGED.

WELL, THANK YOU.

HEY, BABY,
WHAT'D YOU TELL THE MAN

TO MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND?

I TOLD HIM
HE WILL BE PAID IN ADVANCE

HE WOULD NOT HAVE TO WAIT,
AND...

AND IF THE TALL, BLACK WOMAN
WANTS TO THROW HER LIFE AWAY

IT'S NO CONCERN OF OURS.

EXCUSE ME.

I'M LOOKING FOR
CHEN, SOO DA CHEN.

I DON'T THINK
THAT'S GONNA WORK.

AH, COME ON, FELLAS.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS
ONCE ALREADY.

I'M LOOKING FOR CHEN,
SOO DA CHEN.

HEY, WHAT YOU
WANT WITH HIM?

I WANT TO TALK TO HIM.

CAN YOU TAKE ME TO HIM?

ABOUT WHAT?

THAT'S BETWEEN HIM AND ME.

YES OR NO?

IT WILL COST YOU $100, U.S.

WHEN I SEE CHEN.

NOW.

HALF NOW,
AND THE REST WHEN I SEE CHEN.

OKAY.

LET'S GO, JACK.

YOU WAIT HERE.

CHEN IS INSIDE.

GIVE ME MY MONEY.

I SAID WHEN I SEE CHEN.

OKAY. FOLLOW ME.

AFTER YOU.

GIRL, WHEN I LOOKED UP
AND SAW YOU

IT WAS LIKE
MONEY FROM HOME.

HEY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW
YOUR NAME.

MI LING FONG.

CLEOPATRA JONES.

YOU CAN CALL ME CLEO.

OKAY?
OKAY, CLEO.

GREAT. NOW THAT
WE'VE GOT THAT SETTLED

SUPPOSE YOU TELL ME

WHY YOU
FOLLOWED ME.

I WANT TO SEE IF YOU WERE AS BAD AS YOU ACT.

AND?

AND I'VE SEEN WORSE.

HEY, DAVID CHIANG.

HE SPECIALIST
IN MOTORCYCLES.

CLEOPATRA JONES.

HI.

HI.

GOT TO STAY IN SHAPE FOR THOSE MOTORCYCLES, HUH?

OH NO.
WE ARE PRIVATE DETECTIVES.

WELL, I DIDN'T THINK
YOU WERE THE GOOD FAIRY.

UH, INSTEAD OF
THIS 25-CENT TOUR

WHAT SAY WE CALL THE COPS
AND GIVE THEM OUR SIDE

OF WHAT HAPPENED BACK THERE?

IT WILL GO DOWN IN THE RECORD
AS A GANG FIGHT.

SAVE EVERYBODY
A LOT OF TROUBLE.

GOT YOURSELF
SOME FRIENDS UPTOWN, HUH?

DON'T YOU BACK HOME?

AS LONG AS YOU'RE PASSING OUT
THESE ANSWERS...

WHY DID I FOLLOW YOU?

I KNEW
YOU WERE HEADED FOR TROUBLE.

SO, YOU'RE THE GOOD SAMARITAN,
NOT THE GOOD FAIRY.

OH, NO. YOU WILL GET A BILL.

I SURE AM GLAD

YOU WERE THERE TO TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS.

ONE MUST ALWAYS
BE READY FOR BUSINESS.

WHY COME TO US
TO FIND YOUR FRIENDS?

WHY NOT THE COPS?

CLEO, THE WORD'S
ALL OVER TOWN

THAT CHEN TRIED TO
PULL A DOUBLE-CROSS

AND THE ORGANIZATION
TRIED TO KILL HIM.

HOW DO YOUR
FRIENDS FIT IN?

SO CHEN'S STILL ALIVE?

FOR NOW.

WHAT ABOUT MATTHEW AND MELVIN?

ALL WE HAVE HEARD
WAS THAT THERE WERE TWO

BIG-TIME BLACK DOPE DEALERS
IN FROM THE STATES

TO DO BUSINESS
WITH THE ORGANIZATION

AND CHEN TRIED A DOUBLE-CROSS.

NOW CHEN AND HIS
TWO MEN ARE MISSING.

YOU'RE ASKING US
TO FIND TWO PUSHERS.

COME ON.

LISTEN, IF I COULD
TELL YOU MORE, I WOULD.

WHAT I'M ASKING YOU TO DO
MAY BE DANGEROUS

BUT IT'S
NOT ILLEGAL

AND THAT'S STRAIGHT.

COME ON.

YOU BETTER HAVE A VERY GOOD REASON FOR DISTURBING ME.

I WAS ONLY
FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS.

LOA DI AND THE OTHERS
ARE HERE.

AH, YES.

WHERE ARE THEY?

DOWNSTAIRS IN YOUR OFFICE.

STAY.

HOW'S BUSINESS
THIS EVENING?

AS GOOD AS USUAL.

IS THE SILK MERCHANT
STILL HERE?

YES.

HE'S A PIG.

HAND ME MY DRESS.

DON'T HANG BACK
LIKE A SCHOOLBOY.

BRING IT HERE.

WHAT NEWS OF CHEN?

NOTHING YET.

I WANT HIM.

AND SOON.

I NEED HIM
TO SET AN EXAMPLE TO THE OTHERS.

THERE WERE TWO WOMEN
ASKING ABOUT HIM TODAY

IN THE WALLED CITY.

POLICE?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WELL, WHOEVER THEY ARE,
WE CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE

OF THEIR GETTING TO CHEN
BEFORE WE DO.

FIND OUT WHO THEY ARE.

AND WHAT
OF THE TWO BLACK AMERICANS--

WHAT ARE THEY CALLED?

MATTHEW
AND MELVIN JOHNSON.

AH, YES, JOHNSON.

WHAT NEWS?

NO NEWS
FROM THE STATES YET.

IT MIGHT TAKE TWO OR THREE DAYS
TO CHECK THEM OUT.

WELL, DO IT.

FOR NOW,
KEEP THEM WHERE THEY ARE.

BIANCA!

BIANCA!

BIANCA, DARLING!

I HAVE BEEN WAITING
HOURS.

OH, REALLY? HOW NICE.

ARE YOU BUSY NOW?

YES, I'M BUSY NOW.

WHAT ABOUT LATER,
HUH?

WELL, MAYBE LATER, WE'LL SEE.

IF HE WASN'T SUCH
A BAD GAMBLER

I'D HAVE HIM THROWN OUT.

DID YOU LOSE
EVERYTHING?

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY THE TAXICAB.

GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU FOR COMING

ON SUCH
SHORT NOTICE.

ESPECIALLY YOU, MR. KADOMO.

MENDEZ TOLD ME
YOU WERE CHECKING OUR CROPS

IN THE BACK COUNTRY.

HOW DOES IT LOOK?

BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S.

I WOULD SAY 20,
MAYBE 25 MILLION.

YOU'RE TO BE COMMENDED.

BUT OBVIOUSLY THAT IS NOT
WHY I'VE CALLED YOU TOGETHER.

FOR A MOMENT,
IT LOOKED LIKE WE HAD A PROBLEM

BUT I'M HAPPY TO SAY
IT'S NOW UNDER CONTROL.

WHAT KIND OF A PROBLEM?

OUR ASSOCIATE, MR. CHEN.

I HEARD HE TRIED TO CROSS US.

YOU HEARD RIGHT, HE TRIED.

IS HE DEAD?

NOT YET.

PARDON MY ASKING

BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING US
HERE TO TELL US OF THIS?

BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE
TO SHARE THE PUZZLE WITH ME

OF HOW CHEN EXPECTED
TO GO INTO BUSINESS

KNOWING THAT THROUGH YOU THREE,
I CONTROL ALL THE HEROIN

IN THIS PART
OF THE WORLD.

OBVIOUSLY HE FOUND A NEW SOURCE.

NONSENSE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR. HAN?

IT IS A PUZZLE.

I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO THINK.

NOR DID I...

UNTIL...

WE FOUND THIS.

MR. KADOMO, WOULD YOU PLEASE
PASS THAT TO LAO DI?

AND LAO DI, WOULD YOU PASS IT
TO MR. HAN, PLEASE?

FAMILIAR, MR. HAN?

IT LOOKS LIKE
ONE OF THE SHIPPING BAGS...

FROM MY SECTION.

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

IN THE SHIP SOO DA CHEN
WAS USING AS A REFINERY.

ANY COMMENT,
MR. HAN?

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

MAYBE HE MAKE A DEAL
WITH ONE OF MY MEN.

AND NOT WITH YOU?

I WOULDN'T CROSS YOU.

I WAS NOT IN
THIS WITH CHEN.

I GUESS...

MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE.

YOU MUST BELIEVE ME.

WHY?

FOR THE TIME BEING, YOU TWO
WILL SHARE JOINT RESPONSIBILITY

AND PROFITS FOR HIS SECTION.

IS THIS THEM?

YES.

THOSE
ARE MY IRREGULARS.

GIRL, I'M TELLING YOU,
YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE.

PLEASE, SPEAK ENGLISH
IN FRONT OF FRIEND.

ALL PRESENT,
AND REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR.

THIS IS MY FRIEND,
CLEOPATRA JONES.

THANK YOU,
GOOD LOOKING.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR THREE MEN
WHO LEFT ABERDEEN LAST WEEK

IN A SAMPAN FOR THE JUNK,
WHITE CLOUD.

ONE IS CHINESE.

HIS NAME
IS SOO DA CHEN.

THE OTHER TWO ARE
AMERICANS. BLACK.

THEIR NAMES ARE MATTHEW AND MELVIN JOHNSON.

CHEN IS DANGEROUS,
SO BE CAREFUL.

THE AMERICANS ARE OUR FRIENDS.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

OKAY, THEN, OFF WITH YOU.

SEE YOU IN A FEW YEARS, TIGER.

DO YOU KNOW CHEN?

NO.

BUT YOU KNEW
THAT HE DEALT IN NARCOTICS.

YES, I KNEW HE DEALT

BUT HE WAS A SOLDIER,
NOT A BOSS.

A SOLDIER WITH IDEAS.

YEAH, HE TRIED
TO GET CUTE

AND SOMEBODY PULLED THE RUG
RIGHT FROM UNDER HIM.

AND YOUR FRIENDS.

AND MY FRIENDS.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE ORGANIZATION?

NOT MUCH MORE
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

ONLY THAT IT'S
BIG AND WELL RUN.

BY WHOM?

SOME SAY A WOMAN,
SOME SAY NO.

THE SOLDIERS
ARE EASY TO FIND.

THE BOSSES, NEVER.

THAT'S WHY
THEY'RE BOSSES.

DON'T LOSE THEM,
BABY.

I HEAR YOU.

WOW!

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

BABY, YOU SURE CAN DRIVE.

HANG ON.

THERE'S A RESTAURANT THERE!

YOU THINK?

I GOT IT.

OH, MY SOUL!

CLEO,
FOR CHRIST SAKES

YOU NEARLY BLEW UP
HALF OF HONG KONG.

AND I MAY BLOW UP THE OTHER HALF BEFORE I'M THROUGH.

YOU'RE A REPRESENTATIVE
OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

YOU DON'T DO THINGS
THAT WAY.

STANLEY, SOMEBODY'S
TRYING PRETTY HARD

TO KILL THIS BLACK LADY.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF IT'S CHEN

OR SOMEBODY WHO'S TRYING TO
KEEP ME FROM GETTING TO HIM

BUT YOU CAN BET YOUR
SKINNY WHITE ASS

I'M GONNA FIND OUT,
AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA STOP ME.

NOW, CLEO, I AM WARNING YOU.

IF YOU POINT THAT THING AT ME ONE MORE TIME

I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT
IT, FINGERNAIL AND ALL.

CLEO, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.

I, UH... I UNDERSTAND
THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE INVOLVED

IN THIS LITTLE INCIDENT,
IS THAT RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

IT IS AGAINST REGULATIONS,
YOU KNOW.

I HEARD
SHE WAS A CHINESE GIRL.

WHO IS SHE?

JUST A FRIEND.

CLEO, I WANT HER NAME,
AND I WANT IT RIGHT NOW.

FORGET IT,
STANLEY.

CLEO, IF I DON'T GET HER NAME
RIGHT NOW

I'M GOING
TO TURN IN A REPORT.

STANLEY, DO ME A
FAVOR, WILL YOU?

WHAT'S THAT?

ABOUT YOUR REPORT.

WRITE IT ON YOUR ASS.

AH, GENTLEMEN,
SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

STOP.

THESE GENTLEMEN ARE OUR FRIENDS.

WE DON'T TREAT FRIENDS

LIKE THAT.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU?

YOU MUST BE THIRSTY.

MENDEZ, GIVE THEM CHAMPAGNE.

WE'LL HAVE A TOAST

TO GOOD BUSINESS,
PLEASURE AND LONG LIFE.

COME, GENTLEMEN, SURELY THESE
ARE THINGS YOU CAN DRINK TO.

YEAH, BUT THE WAY YOUR GORILLAS

HAVE BEEN USING US
LIKE DOORMATS

I'D SAY IT'S YOUR BUSINESS

YOUR PLEASURE
AND YOUR LONG LIFE.

AIN'T THAT WHAT
YOU TALKING ABOUT?

DEFINITELY
NOT OUR WELFARE.

MENDEZ, TSK, TSK.

I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T
WANT THEM HARMED.

HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY ME.

AIN'T THAT NOTHING?

THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT IT IS--

NOTHING.

GENTLEMEN, I'M TRULY SORRY.

IT WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.

NOW, COME, LET'S DRINK.

TO OUR PLEASURE, GOOD
BUSINESS AND LONG LIFE.

THE WAY YOUR PEOPLE
SHAKE WHEN YOU SHOUT

YOU MUST BE THE BOSS, RIGHT?

IT'S ALL MINE.

ALLOW ME TO
INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I'M AM BIANCA JAVAN

BUT LIKE MY CASINO,
I AM KNOWN AS THE DRAGON LADY.

AND SPEAKING OF MINE,
I THINK THAT'S OURS.

AH, YES. I WANTED
TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THAT.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT.

WHY DID YOU CUT THE MONEY
IN HALF LIKE THIS?

INSURANCE.

IF YOU HAD BEEN DEALING WITH ME
HONESTLY

THERE WOULD BE NO NEED
FOR SUCH PRECAUTION.

LOOK, DRAGON, WE'RE DEALING
WITH THE ORGANIZATION.

WE DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NO
PROBLEMS BETWEEN YOU AND CHEN.

ALL WE'RE TRYING TO DO
IS SCORE SOME DOPE

AND OUR CONTACT
PUT US ON TO CHEN.

NOW, THAT'S STRAIGHT.

WE THOUGHT YOU HAD
YOUR THING TOGETHER, LADY.

YOUR, UH, CONTACT WAS
THIS YOUNG MAN, MORGAN?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HOW DID YOU GET
IN TOUCH WITH HIM?

SOME DUDE
BACK IN THE STATES.

OH, WHERE?

PHILLY.

I AIN'T GOING THROUGH

TOO MANY MORE CHANGES,
YOU UNDERSTAND?

DON'T TAKE ME THROUGH
THE THIRD DEGREE.

I LIKE YOU BOYS.

DID SHE SAY "ROY"?

BOYS.

I THINK WE WILL BE ABLE
TO DO SOME BUSINESS LATER.

FOR NOW, I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER
MY PERSONAL HOSPITALITY.

FEEL FREE TO RELAX
AND ENJOY YOURSELVES.

WE'LL TALK BUSINESS LATER.

MADALYNA WILL SEE TO YOU

AND ANY WANTS
YOU MAY HAVE.

MEANWHILE, I'LL HOLD
THE... INSURANCE.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

THE GIRLS WILL BATHE
AND MASSAGE.

SAY WHAT? UH-HUH.

NOT ME. NO WAY.

YOU GONNA STAND THERE
AND FLAP YOUR LIPS

OR YOU GONNA DO
WHAT THE LADY SAYS?

YOU SEE, THERE ARE WAYS
OTHER THAN VIOLENCE

IN DEALING WITH PEOPLE.

HEY, DIG IT, BLOOD

NOW, YOU KNOW I
AIN'T GOT NOTHING

AGAINST BATHING, MASSAGING

AND DEFINITELY NOTHING
AGAINST MAKING LOVE

BUT I LIKES TO GET DOWN,
AND WHEN I GETS DOWN

I DON'T WANNA DROWN
IN NO POOL OF WATER.

DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER DRAGONSHIP?

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO RELAX
AND ENJOY.

OH-HO, NOW,
YOU DON'T WANNA OFFEND

THAT SWEET LITTLE LADY, DO YOU

AND PUT HER
INTO AN EVIL MOOD?

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT THIS DELAY
IN FINDING CHEN.

I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE
OF IT PERSONALLY.

AS YOU WISH.

AND THE TWO WOMEN WHO
WERE ASKING AFTER HIM--

WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES?

ONE'S AN AMERICAN--
CLEOPATRA JONES.

THE OTHER IS CHINESE--
MI LING FONG.

SHE RUNS SOME SORT OF DETECTIVE
AGENCY ON KOWLOON SIDE.

WELL, ELIMINATE MISS FONG
AND YOU ELIMINATE

CLEOPATRA JONES' EYES AND EARS
IN HONG KONG.

HAVE YOUR FORGOTTEN SHE'S GOT
ANOTHER SIDE TO HER PERSONALITY?

WHEN SHE TURNS IT ON

SHE TURNS
INTO THE WOLFMAN.

HUH... YOU GOT A POINT.

I GUESS I BETTER GET DOWN.

USE YOUR HEAD, BROTHER,
THE HEAD.

OH, NO, NO.

THIS GIRL NOT FOR LOVING,
ONLY MASSAGE.

OH, LORD GIVE ME STRENGTH.

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

YEAH.

GOOD... BECAUSE WE'RE
GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WALK

RIGHT UPSTAIRS TO 205,
RIGHT WHERE YOU WERE HEADED

AND YOU'RE GONNA KNOCK
ON THE DOOR

JUST LIKE YOU'RE ALL ALONE

BUT YOU'RE NOT
GONNA BE ALONE.

LET ME KNOW
IF YOU GET LOST, NOW

BECAUSE AFTER YOUR FRIENDS
OPEN THE DOOR

YOU'RE GONNA GET
OUT OF THE WAY.

THINK YOU CAN HANDLE
ALL THAT?

YEAH.

OKAY.

LET'S GO.

YOU JUST MADE ONE MISTAKE.

YOU WANNA TRY FOR TWO?

FIND OUT WHICH ONE IS
CHEN'S BROTHER.

TELL 'EM I'M GOING
UPSIDE SOMEBODY'S HEAD

IF I DON'T GET AN ANSWER.

I'M CHEN'S BROTHER.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

NOTHING FROM YOU.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR BROTHER.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS.

THAT'S ONE.
YOU GOT TWO LEFT.

TWO WHAT?

LIES. ON THE THIRD ONE,
I STOP ASKING AND START DOING.

YOU WANT TO TRY
THAT AGAIN?

HE WAS HERE, BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHERE IS HE NOW.

WHAT DID HE WANT?

MONEY TO GET OUT
OF HONG KONG.

THE PEOPLE HE WORK FOR
ARE AFTER HIM.

AND WHO ARE THEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S TWO!

REALLY. I KNOW HE WORKS FOR A
DRUG ORGANIZATION RUN BY A WOMAN

BUT I DON'T KNOW HER NAME.

HONESTLY.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW.

SO, HE'S STILL AROUND?

UNTIL HE GET THE MONEY
OR THEY GET HIM.

YOU CALL THIS NUMBER

IF YOU HEAR FROM
YOUR BROTHER AGAIN.

LOOK AT IT!

'CAUSE IF I FIND YOU
SAW YOUR BROTHER

AND DIDN'T CALL ME

THAT'S MAKES THREE.

MISS JONES,
TELEPHONE CALL TO YOU.

THANKS.

YOU WELCOME.

CLEOPATRA JONES HERE.

YOU HAVE A CALL FOR ME?

Yes, Madam.

Cleo.

WELL, HELLO.
IF IT'S NOT STANLEY.

CLEO, LISTEN I HAVE THE LAB
REPORT YOU ASKED FOR

ON THE CAR AND ITS OCCUPANTS

THAT YOU MANAGED TO SPREAD
OVER HALF THE ORIENT.

Want me to send it to you?

NO, GIVE IT TO ME NOW. SHOOT.

CAN'T YOU FIND
ANOTHER EXPRESSION?

OKAY.

The car was reported stolen

about four hours
after you sent it up in flames.

It's registered
to a gambling casino on Macao

called The Dragon Lady Casino.

NOW, CLEO, MACAO IS A PORTUGUESE
COLONY, AS YOU WELL KNOW.

NO ONE CAN GET IN OR OUT

WITHOUT GOING THROUGH
IMMIGRATION, RIGHT?

STANLEY, I KNOW YOU LOVE
ALL THIS SUSPENSE

BUT I'M STANDING
IN THE HOTEL LOBBY

AND IF YOU'D TELL ME
ALL YOU FOUND OUT

I SURE WOULD APPRECIATE IT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU CAN'T STAND THE COMPETITION?

STANLEY.

OKAY, IT SEEMS THAT
UP UNTIL A FEW MONTHS AGO

A MR. SOO DA CHEN WAS
A REGULAR VISITOR TO THE ISLAND.

That's something,
isn't it, Cleo?

OH, I'M JUST FLABBERGASTED.

IMMIGRATION FIND ANYTHING
ON THE BOYS?

NO. THEY COULD HAVE
SLIPPED ASHORE, HUH?

IT'S POSSIBLE. WHAT ABOUT
THOSE GUYS IN THE CAR?

NO, THERE WAS NO CHANCE
OF AN I.D. ON 'EM.

WHEN WE FOUND 'EM

THEY LOOKED LIKE
THE MAIN COURSE AT A BARBECUE.

YOU SURE HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS.

ANYTHING ELSE?

WHAT'S THE MATTER,
YOU LATE FOR A SHOOT-OUT?

LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY

BECAUSE THE NEXT SOUND YOU HEAR

WILL BE THAT OF THE DIAL TONE.

HELLO?

IT'S CLEO.
SORRY I'M A LITTLE LATE

BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP
IN A LITTLE LIGHT TRAFFIC.

NO PROBLEM.
I JUST GOT HERE MYSELF.

FINE. I'M ON MY WAY OVER WITH
SOME NEWS HOT OFF THE PRESS.

It seems like things are
starting to come together.

SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES.

YOU GOT IT, BABY.

CLEO?

RELAX, BABY.

MI LING!

OH, MY GOD.

GLORIA, LOOK.

HEY, HENRY, LOOK!

THEY GOT SPADES
OVER HERE, TOO.

YOU THINK IT'S TRUE
WHAT THAT SAY?

WELCOME TO MY CASINO, BOYS.

I TRUST MADALYNA'S
TAKEN GOOD CARE OF YOU.

OH, YEAH,
SHE'S DYNAMITE

AND WE MIGHT JUST HAPPEN TO BE
THE ONLY NIGGERS ALIVE

WITH WHITE SHADOWS.

OH, I HOPE YOU
DON'T MIND.

OH, PRECAUTIONS ARE COOL.

I'M EVEN GETTING USED TO

NOT BEING ABLE
TO USE THE TELEPHONE.

WE HAVEN'T
EVEN BEEN ALONE

IN THE BATHROOM YET.

WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY,
DRAGON, IS, UH...

IT'S ALL COOL, BUT WHEN WE GONNA
GET DOWN TO BUSINESS?

OH, I APOLOGIZE, BUT I'VE JUST
HAD SO MANY THINGS TO DEAL WITH.

I PROMISE TO GET WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

MEANWHILE, ENJOY YOURSELVES.

MY CASINO IS YOURS.

IF YOU CARE TO GAMBLE,
MADALYNA'S BEEN TOLD

TO GIVE YOU
WHATEVER YOU NEED.

WE'LL SETTLE UP LATER.

MADALYNA, DEAR,
HAVE A GOOD TIME.

YOU KNOW ONE THING, MAN

THAT CHICK WOULD BITE
COUNT DRACULA ON THE NECK.

AND MAKE HIM LIKE IT.

OH, COME ON.

THAT'S ENOUGH ALREADY.
COME ON, PLEASE.

GO BACK TO THE HOTEL
ROOM AND SLEEP.

LEAVE ME ALONE!

GET OFF MY BACK.

I HAVEN'T HAD
A WINNER ALL NIGHT.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO GET LAID TONIGHT?

COME ON.

YOU WANT ANOTHER DRINK?

SURE YOU DO.

YOU NEED SOME FUEL
FOR THE FIRE.

YOU TURNING INTO
A REAL STALLION.

BLACK BEAUTY, BLOOD.
BLACK BEAUTY.

ALL RIGHT.

YES, SIR.

IS THERE...

SOMETHING WRONG?

NO, NOTHING.

I JUST DON'T DRINK.

WELL, WHY DID YOU ORDER
ALL THESE DRINKS?

BECAUSE YOU WANTED THEM

AND SHE TOLD ME TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

AH, COME ON, YOU GOT
A MIND OF YOUR OWN.

DO YOU DO EVERYTHING
SHE ASKS YOU TO DO?

I MUST.

OH, NO.

YOU GOT THE RUN
OF THIS PLACE.

I MEAN, IF YOU DON'T
LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON

YOU CAN SPLIT.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO GO.

YOU CAN GO TO YOUR MAMA.

SHE IS MY MOTHER.

SHE ADOPT ME
WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD.

OH, WOW, MAN.

THIS PLACE IS BECOMING A TRIP.

TELL ME.

MISS JONES?

This is Lin Ma Chen.

THE MAN
WITH THE HAT ON.

YOU'RE A DIFFICULT MAN TO FIND

AND THAT'S CAUSED ME
SOME PROBLEMS...

BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF
THAT EASY.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU'RE NOT COMING BACK.

WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

WITH YOU.

HE'S NOT SATISFIED
BEING THE SHADOW.

HE WANTS TO BE
DIRTY HARRY, TOO.

STAY HERE.

YOU WANT A WAIT FOR DAVID
AND THE OTHERS?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

LET'S GO.

YOU TAKE THE ROOF.

WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE ROOF?

'CAUSE YOU'RE SMALLER
AND YOU BOUNCE BETTER.

OKAY, BUT NEXT TIME

I'M THE LONE RANGER
AND YOU BE TONTO.

NOW, WHO'S GONNA CLEAN UP
THIS ROOM, Y'ALL?

YOU ALL RIGHT?

MM-HMM.

WHERE'S CHEN?

NOW, THAT'S THE QUESTION

FOR THE TURKEY WHO
SENT THESE DUDES.

OH.

IF THEY WANTED TO OFF HIM

IT'S AS GOOD A PLACE
TO DO IT AS ANY.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE
TO GET TO MACAO?

HOUR OR SO BY BOAT. WHY?

WE'RE READY.

THEN GO AND WAIT FOR ME.

MY GOD.

WELL, WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

I'D LIKE TO BE
SOMEPLACE ELSE.

HOW'S ABOUT
A LITTLE ROULETTE?

I GUESS IT'S AS GOOD A PLACE
TO GET SHOT AS ANY.

FRED, I WANT A DRESS
JUST LIKE HERS.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE A BODY
LIKE HERS TO PUT IN IT.

THIS PLACE IS AN ARMED CAMP.

WELL, LET'S SIT DOWN

BEFORE WE GET SHOT
IN THE LOWER MEZZANINE.

THANK YOU.

I HOPE I HAVEN'T
KEPT YOU WAITING.

OH, NO, BABY.
WE DIGGING THE SIGHTS.

I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

I'M SO GLAD YOU
COULD MAKE IT.

I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYBODY ASKING.

AH, MENDEZ

YOU SHOULD PRACTICE
SOME SELF-RESTRAINT.

COME UP HERE FOR A MOMENT,
IF YOU WOULD, PLEASE.

I HAVE SOMETHING
TO SHOW YOU.

HAVE A SEAT.

AH, WHO HAVE WE HERE?

LOOKS LIKE CHEN.

OH, IT IS CHEN.

YOU REMEMBER CHEN

DON'T YOU?

YOU MUST.

HE'S THE MAN
WHO TRIED TO SELL YOU

ONE MILLION DOLLARS WORTH
OF MY NARCOTICS.

BASTARD!

YOU FOOL.

YOU COMMON LITTLE MAN.

WHATEVER MADE YOU THINK
YOU WERE A MATCH FOR ME?

MENDEZ.

TURN HIM LOOSE,
PLEASE.

IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ME
HOW YOU DIE.

TO PREVENT YOU FROM RUNNING.

YOU KNOW,
IF I HAD THOUGHT

YOU TWO
WERE AGAINST ME

YOU'D BE STANDING
IN THIS ARENA AS WELL.

TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF HER.

GO UPSTAIRS.

MADALYNA... GO UPSTAIRS.

I'M SORRY TO, UH...

WHAT IS IT?

CLEOPATRA JONES
AND MI LING FONG

ARE IN THE CASINO.

ARE THEY ALONE?

YES.

MENDEZ.

WE'LL TALK LATER.

SHOW THEM TO THEIR QUARTERS.

SO THOSE ARE THE TWO
WHO'VE BEEN GIVING YOU PROBLEMS.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?

OBVIOUSLY, THEY CAME TO SEE ME.

SHOULD I
HAVE THEM KILLED?

MENDEZ, YOU AMAZE ME.

I'LL DEAL WITH THEM
IN MY OWN WAY.

26, BLACK.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

COME TO MAMA,
LITTLE DARLINGS.

ALL ON THE BLACK,
BABY.

IT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR.

LOOSEN UP, CHILD.

FRETTING
WON'T MAKE IT BETTER.

FOR YOUR EDIFICATION,
DID YOU KNOW

THAT EACH ONE OF THESE

IS WORTH
100 AMERICAN DOLLARS?

I JUST HOPE YOU HAVE SOMEONE
TO LEAVE ALL THAT MONEY TO.

RELAX CHILD.

THE WAY I FEEL TONIGHT

MUHAMMAD ALI
WOULD HAVE HIS HANDS FULL.

DON'T RACE YOUR MOTOR, BABY.

IT'S NOT LEAVING THE GARAGE.

25, BLACK.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

WELL, I'M HEAVY
INTO LUCK.

ONE MORE AGAIN.

IT'S JUST ABOUT SHOW TIME.

NOW, SHE HARDLY LOOKS THE TYPE
TO KICK DOGS AND SMALL CHILDREN.

OH, WHAT IS THIS?

TWO BEAUTIFUL
LADIES UNESCORTED?

WELL, MY MOTHER TRUSTS ME.

YOU'RE AN AMERICAN.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

WHAT BRINGS YOU
AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL FRIEND

TO MY CASINO?

YOUR BEAUTIFUL MONEY.

AH. YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE.

ALL THE WAY, BABY.

I LIKE TO
GAMBLE, TOO.

AND I'M VERY LUCKY.

WELL, I JUST RELY ON SKILL.

AH. PERHAPS
WE CAN ARRANGE

A LITTLE, UH,
GAME FOR LATER.

SORRY, WE'RE ONLY VISITING
FOR THE EVENING.

AH, WHAT A PITY.

WELL, MAYBE
SOME OTHER TIME.

OH, I THINK SO.

UNTIL THEN.

ON THE BLACK.

OH, REMEMBER,
THE LAST BOAT LEAVES AT 12:30.

IF YOU MISS IT

YOU'RE STUCK ON MY ISLAND TILL MORNING.

LET'S GET THE
OTHERS TOGETHER

AND HAVE A PROPER LOOK
AROUND THIS PLACE

WITHOUT SO MANY
EYES ON US.

PLEASE COME HERE.

WHAT IS IT?

YOUR FRIENDS
MATTHEW AND MELVIN.

WHAT ABOUT THEM?

ARE THEY ALIVE?

YES, BUT SHE HAS THEM,
AND THEY ARE IN GREAT DANGER.

WHERE? WHERE DOES
SHE HAVE THEM?

AT THE END OF THIS ROAD,
THERE IS A SMALL TEMPLE.

I WILL MEET YOU THERE
IN 15 MINUTES.

COME ALONE.

I WILL TAKE YOU TO THEM.

WELL, NOT SO
FAST. SLOW DOWN.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?

SHE'S EITHER A
HELL OF AN ACTRESS

OR SHE'S JUST
PLAIN SCARED.

IT COULD BE A TRAP.

MAYBE, BUT THAT'S THE CHANCE
I'VE GOT TO TAKE.

WE'VE GOT TO TAKE.

YOU HEARD
WHAT SHE SAID-- ALONE.

BUT IF IT'S A TRAP,
YOU NEED HELP.

I GOT A FEELING
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT OF HELP.

YOU HUSTLE ON DOWN
TO THE BOAT

AND MAKE SURE TONY
AND THE OTHERS GOT IT TOGETHER

AND I'LL MEET YOU AT THE DOCK
IN A HALF AN HOUR.

AND IF YOU
ARE NOT THERE?

WELL, I'LL EITHER BE DEAD,
OR UP TO MY CAKES IN CROCODILES.

EITHER WAY, YOU COME A-RUNNING
AND GIVE THEM HELL.

WHAT'S UP?

NOTHING GOOD.

YOU GUYS UNPACK AND SADDLE UP.

WHAT
DO YOU THINK?

I THINK THE SHIT'S
ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN.

LET'S GO.

WHERE'S CLEO?

THAT'S WHAT WE ARE GOING
TO FIND OUT.

IT'S UP TO YOU.

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
CAME AFTER US, CLEO.

I GOT YOU INTO IT, MAN.

NAH. WE MESSED UP.

YOU SHOULD'VE
LET US GO.

NIGHTMARE CITY.

DON'T SWEAT IT.

MENDEZ, LISTEN TO THAT.

ISN'T IT
TOUCHING?

COMRADES TO THE LAST.

WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

WHITE LIGHTNING.

AND HER HEAD CHOPPING OUTFIT.

AH, MY PRETTY, LOOKS LIKE YOU
HAD TIME FOR A GAME AFTER ALL.

YOU CALL THIS A GAME?

I DO, INDEED.

COMPARED WITH WHAT'S COMING,
THIS IS A GAME.

AND WHAT ABOUT THE GIRL?

WAS SHE A GAME, TOO?

MADALYNA?

HAVING HER ELIMINATED
WAS SOMETHING I REGRETTED.

HOWEVER,
SHE BETRAYED ME.

YOU SICK BITCH.

MELVIN.

ENOUGH.

MMM, I SEE
YOU'RE VERY ANXIOUS.

THAT'S GOOD.

I HAVE A PLACE WAITING FOR YOU.

I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT...
INTERESTING.

IF YOU'LL BE SO KIND
AS TO FOLLOW

MY GUARDS WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.

NOW, WHAT ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR ROBOT?

OH, WE'LL BE THERE.

YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT.

COME UP THIS WAY! COME ON!

COME ON. THIS WAY.

MATT!

MATTHEW!

OVER HERE!

STOP CLOWNING AROUND!
I'M NOT!

HEY, MELVIN!

COME ON, YOU MOTHER!

DAMN.

OH, SHIT.

THE BOYS?

YES, COME ON.

HURRY.

NOW, HOW DO WE
GET THEM OUT?

WITH LOTS OF HELP.

FOLLOW ME, TONTO.

YOU LITTLE...

MELVIN!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

HEY, WHERE'D
THEY COME FROM?

LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

GET THE MONEY.
GET THE MONEY.

WATCH YOUR HANDS, FELLA.

HARRY, HARRY,
WHERE ARE YOU, HARRY?!

EVEL KNIEVEL YOU'RE NOT.

IF WE GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE,
I'M DRIVING.

DON'T LEAVE ME, RICHARD,
DON'T LEAVE ME!

HURRY! MOVE, MOVE!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.

NEVER MIND
ABOUT YOUR MONEY.

WORRY ABOUT
YOUR ASS.

LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

NOT IN THERE, FOR CHRIST SAKE!
THAT'S A JOHN!

I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING!

WHERE THE HELL
ARE THE POLICE?!

DON'T LEAVE ME!
DON'T LEAVE ME!

WHERE IN THE HELL
IS SNOW WHITE?

HOW DID THE WOMEN ESCAPE?

I THINK I HEAR HER
CALLING TO HER DWARF.

YOU FOUR, COME WITH ME!

CLIP.

WHAT'S THIS?

THIS IS MY DRAGON REDUCER.

WHAT?!

USE IT.

GET DOWN.

COME ON!

THERE'S
THE DRAGON LADY.

I'LL GET TO HER. TAKE MENDEZ.

COVER ME.

SHAZAM!

WHO CALLED THE COPS?

INDIRECTLY, I DID.

INDIRECTLY?

ACTUALLY, I CALLED STANLEY,
AND HE CALLED THE COPS.

WHAT YOU SAY?

STANLEY.

MY STANLEY?

OUR STANLEY.

OUR STANLEY.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU

AND, UH...?

WELL, I KNOW I'M NOT GONNA GET

A STRAIGHT ANSWER
OUT OF YOU, AM I, BRO?

STANLEY!

KNOWING HOW
DIFFICULT

YOU CAN BE
SOMETIMES, CLEO

I KNEW IF I
ASSIGNED YOU

TO WORK WITH AGENT MI LING
AND HER SQUAD, THAT...

AND HER SQUAD?

HONG KONG TACTICAL SQUAD SEVEN.

AND YOUR OFFICES?

OH, THOSE ARE OUR OFFICES,
ALL RIGHT.

WE FELT,
AND OUR CHIEF AGREED

WE'D BE MORE EFFECTIVE
OPERATING THAT WAY.

AND THE TAXIS?

THE TAXI DRIVERS
ALL WORK FOR US.

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
ALL THIS TIME...

WE KNEW WHO YOU WERE.

STANLEY FILLED US
IN ON EVERYTHING.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
HONEY CHILE.

♪ FIRE, FIRE,
PLAYING WITH FIRE ♪

♪ I KNOW YOU'RE FEELING GLAD

♪ IF YOUR LUCK SHOULD CHANGE

♪ THEN YOU COULD LOSE
THE THINGS YOU HAD ♪

♪ I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU WHY

♪ IF YOU'RE BIG ENOUGH TO TRY

♪ GUESS YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO DECIDE ♪

♪ YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE.