Biao jie, ni hao ye! xu ji (1991) - full transcript

Hello, uncle wu

since my return,

I've done well in hk and

learned much about hk police management

so I am the chief of
detectives in lien ping

and teaches at a training centre

besides sheng

I have an excellent martial artist

helping me out investigations and training

Since China's open-door policy,

we've had many foreign visitors



so we security officers

must learn some foreign language

when a foreigner is dissatisfied

with something

he would say

sheng, tell them how

yes

if a foreigner were hit by a car
and was painful

he would say, "oh, shit!"

Oh, shit!

Say "good morning" as greetings before noon

good morning

if I meet you, I say "I meet you"

I meet you



if you meet me

if you meet me

what would you say?

You meet I

you meet I

what if we both meet him?

We say "we meet him"

captain,

what does bbq mean as
said by most Hongkong men?

Bbq is the name of a bridge in Hong Kong

it is picturesque and warm as spring

most families
enjoy barbecuing over there on Sundays

it was named bbq

because someone in this name

liked barbecuing

he was burnt to death
while barbecuing there

so people called that place bbq

to commemorate him

well, all for today

next week I'll teach you German

What's the best weapon to catch a thief?

A gun

wrong, a thief is still innocent

until he is proved guilty

therefore, don't use guns

unless absolutely necessary

besides,

we must not only be powerful in attacking

we must endure the agony when getting hurt

we must never disgrace
the public security bureau

hsu hu, ready

yes

god, you fight

harder!

Fight!

Again

Good, this shows that
hard breathing exercise

armed by lei feng spirit, everything works

well, perform something else next time

While on an assignment

we need sheung's esp

he can warn us

against attacks from behind

let's see

anybody behind door no.1?

Yes

No.2?

No

Door no.3?

No

Now, door no.4?

Yes

the last door - no.5?

Of course there's no one

there is

bastard!

Oh, shit!

Comrades, our east-west combined course

is now over

we must fight all evil influences

cheers!

I'm going to sing to boost the morale

Sing a song

have you told them about my secret?

I just said your breath control
could break the glass

Water turns could when blown;
A hero, once gone, never returns

I'm going to see mammy only,

not to war

col., this is the military map we used

is that so?

Here's a cave

with lots of arms hidden inside

here's a fountainhead

here's a tunnel leading to the sea

what's this in circles?

That family has a beautiful daughter

is that so?

But she's now up to 70

this is the address of yangtze no.1

don't let us down on your mission

we await your good news

we're arriving now. Don't
ever cross the border

you may be executed if you do

Damn you!

Yangtze no.1

Goodbye

You're returning to the mainland

and you get pissed like that?

Remember to kneel down when you see granny

uncle, can you still remember her

after those years?

Why not?

She's my mammy!

Comrade, I'm wu koo-min. I've booked a room

wait, let me check up

thank you

mammy

mammy

mammy, excuse my impiety for

no being present to serve you

you look so much different now.
Have the communists tortured you?

You didn't look like that before

look, you've got more lines

and fewer teeth

your face has tapered

and your eyes are getting slimmer

your mouth is bigger now

she's not your mammy

why did you cry so sadly

since you're not my mammy?

I'd never been in a man's
arms all those years

you held me so close

that I couldn't help crying with terror

where's my mammy?

She died two years ago

but wei-kuo told me to keep it from you

damn it, I couldn't cry any more

your granny
was persecuted to death by the communists

uncle, granny was already in her nineties

she should've lived up to 160

she brought me up and your late daddy

"a pair of raw hands"

"brings forth warmth forever"

"she nags but she cares"

"I'm sorry that I didn't value it"

"she may not appreciate my beautiful notes"

"but her motherly love never dies"

"I am determined to struggle in my heart"

"to repay her motherly care"

"but how can I ever repay
all her loving care"

"which is broad beyond compare"

"so, may I say I really love you?"

Uncle, you don't have to sing it out

you won't understand

miss, give me the key to the door

miss, I want the key

I serve the people only, sit

I'm not to clean up your mess

so you can speak cantonese

I want the key

this is the key, not "clean up"

sorry

Rushing to hell?

Sheng, a murder. Rush to the scene at once

okay

wait

you must wear rainwear
before working on the case

inspector Cheng

how's the situation?

The corpse in inside

let's go over

Sheng, bring a public security dog

my esp still works

you've run into lots of snags. Go now

inspector Cheng

is he a local?

A Hongkong man

how long has he died?

He didn't say

he died three hours ago

why are you wearing a raincoat?
There's no rain

and you too?

I'm investigation a case

you've trampling on this hand!

Have you no feeling?

Who are you?

He discovered the deceased
and witnessed the suspect too

you're...

I'm the county inspector,
and member of national people's congress

I was a student returned from Hong Kong

can I leave now?

Please co-operate
with the public security bureau

I've been most co-operative

please help us identify the killer

I'm on a sight-seeing tour here

how do you know the
deceased died 3 hours age?

Many girls died because of me

hu, get hold of him

I must see the British consul

I'll complain against you
in the oriental daily news

what happened?

Uncle wu

miss Cheng

how are you?

To see a relative in our fatherland?

No, to reconquer the mainland

never

what's the offence of my nephew?

Is he wu wei-kuo's cousin?

Yes

we need him

to help us capture the suspect

kid, you're a policeman
of the homicide section

why don't you co-operate with them?

A colleague?

Yes

mutual co-operation

can promote better understanding

and hence, China's four modernizations

it plays on active role in maintaining
the prosperity and stability of hk

say that again,
and I'll return to hk right away

he means he's ready to co-operate with you

miss, let me take you to dinner

no, I should host a feast for you tonight

thank you

inspector,
sheng was wounded by a public security dog

take the antidote to him

uncle wu,

have you brought any
anti-communist banner with you?

But anything tattooed
on the chest won't leak

let's stop here over our jokes

don't ever swim or bathe with others

ok

Eagle catches chicks, plum over the snow

the wind blows on the eggshell

what do you mean?

A password

are you yangtze no.1?

No.1? This is no.4

the funds for you
from headquarters over the years

for me?

Yes,

are yangtze nos. 4, 5, 6 around?

Since it's arranged by hqs,
it must be all right

all yangtze numbers are here. Do come in

It's humble and can't compare to hk

anybody inside?

No. There's response, get off

His eyes look like wei-kuo's

he's sturdy and doesn't
look like a gentleman

they say he's a native of szu ping

who came to hk

he kept returning to the
mainland these years

and has a big business

he's a heavy smoker

look, his teeth and hands
are also smoke-stained

he's plump and distinct
from the laboring people

the wound slants downward

we figure the killer is tall

and left-handed

a pointed head and narrow forehead
point to a bourgeois thinker

his parotid gland indicates
a counter-revolutionary

his veins were broken -
an indication of the killer's skill

he looks fierce

even after death

yes. A swollen mouth
and a flat nose imply one with learning

right, bald above
and contraction below show fickleness

and inertia demonstrates an evil mind

this is physiognomy, not an autopsy

it's a waste of time and efforts

no, these data are most useful

at least it deepens
our understanding of the deceased

What's this?

Crumbs from camphorwood

last year a furniture plant

making camphorwood chests
emerged in this town

the deceased might have been there

let me question the factory secretary

you know him?

No

- Never seen him?
- No

tsai, have you ever seen this man?

No

How many men have you got in your factory?

Over 100

I'll bring a witness
to your factory to identify tomorrow

tell them to get ready

okay

tsai, hear that?

Yes

there's a large hotel in Hollywood

can't be turned on again?

How am I to cope if dozens of girls

were found lying in bed
once the light's on?

He's in the dark, you're in the light

you can get over once,
but can't get over twice

I'll pack up and return to hk,

and there's no twice

once you're gone, the
killer will be at large

this case is no concern of mine

send the photo of the
thug to hk, once caught

I'll call you once I identify him

then you may execute him

don't belittle

our socialist law...

Quiet!

Comrade wu, please stay

to help us fight crime

comrade shin-nan

comrade wu will be protected at your home

around the clock

please satisfy his demand
as much as possible

what?

Good, a meeting of hearts

got it? Satisfy my demand
as much as possible

commissioner, I can protect him too

you go with sheng to pursue the killer

A famous seedless watermelon here?

Why so many seeds?

Seeds? They're flies

How long will it take?

It won't be long. Let's go

We can't get there even at dusk

don't think our village is so far away

I don't feel the distance

because our broad masses of farmers
walk miles every day

You keep watch at the front village

tell sheng to keep watch
at the back village when you see him

what are doing? Go

Wait for me

Sheng

what are you two doing alone?

She wants me to teach her esp

your eyes are all red

you may have lost your chastity
if I had returned later

what good is chastity?

One sperm equals 7 drops of blood

chastity is for a lifetime

once gone, it never returns

why are diamonds so valuable?

Because they are rare

if you lose your chastity,
you lose your esp

how are you going to repay
your country who cultivated you?

How do you know no chastity means no esp?

Your power doesn't work
whenever you have sexual urge

now go to the back village and keep watch

What an ideal place here

it costs a lot in hk

it was built two years ago

they had allotted me a unit
as big as a basketball court

but I took this to save
unnecessary footwork

sleep in my bed tonight

what about you?

I don't mind sleeping anywhere

I'm afraid I may ooze hormone

sleeping in a girl's bed

I want to take a bath.
Have you got a bathtub?

We always stand upright,
we never lie down in bath

have you got a shower?

Yes

is this a wardrobe?

No electricity

over there

The way you gasp makes
my hormone rise again

Sing louder, will you?

I don't take singing too seriously

how's wei-kuo?

Okay

he's doing okay in england

comrade wu,
your eyes look like those of wei-kuo

you love my cousin?

No, I'm only inquisitive

what do you think of our fatherland?

Fatherland? Nothing special

what about wei-kuo?

You've just asked me that

have I?

Where to piss?

Sorry

keep away!

Why do you hongkongers tend to

expose something from inside?

You think
you're good-looking this way? Don't you?

Nancy

Nancy, don't desert me

Nancy

keep away!

Nancy, I really am fond of you

enough, now stand up

I'm really ashamed of your behaviour

you petit bourgeois

you must've never heard
our chairman mao's quotation & verses

let me recite them for you

watch the pine at dusk. It feels at
ease when the uneasy clouds roll by

a fairy cave by nature presents
infinite landscape at a dangerous peak

the following are lei feng's maxims

a revolutionary

should place revolution above anything else

and dedicate all himself to the party cause

only then can he be happy

what are you doing?

Not my fault, you lean over by yourself

not your fault?

Of course not

crazy, don't ever tell others about it

who?

What has become of this?

"Waves hit waves on the hung lake"

"on the coast of the hung
lake is the home town"

"the boats go net-easting mornings"

"and return full of fish-loads at night"

What's wrong with you?

Don't sing so loud
if you're not energetic enough

what? Singing is my hobby

if you won't let me sing, I'll do it

Coming

the meal is ready

please help yourself

are you possessed?

Since when have you returned?

How's the case? I'm returning to hk soon

soon, it'll be over soon

hsiung, open the door

uncle wu's looking for you

show him in to have a bowl of congee

uncle, what are you doing?

So there are

up to over 100 yangtze's

I lack funds. Give me some

what are you up to, uncle?

Don't pry into state affairs

give me money, quick

goodbye

where's uncle wu?

He's acting furtively. What's he up to?

Do you know if you're a sleepwalker or not?

I am not

but a friend told me that

during the small hours I'd move around

Nancy

Nancy

Nancy

It was all my fault

over here

Nancy, I love you

No more

"Little sparrow carrying
a bomboo pole looks at auntie"

"auntie dresses her hair
with dragon Phoenix buns"

How long have you been standing there?

Only for a while

why have you come here?

We got hold of the suspect

I know

Looking for me?

Yes

we already got hold of
the suspect this morning

and found a citizen watch on him

the deceased reported it
when entering the border

we must ascertain

if he's the man who fled from the scene

please go and identify him

are you talking to me?

Of course, I've been facing you

let's go

what were you doing

from 10 am oct. 3

to the mornings of oct.4?

According to constitution
chapter 5 art 12 sec 1

I have the right to keep quiet

what were you doing

in room 613 friendship hotel?

According to constitution
chapter 5 art 22 sec 9

I have the right to keep quiet

where have you got this citizen watch?

According to constitution
chapter 9 art 29 sec 9

I have the right to remain quiet?

Does your law confine you to keep quiet?

Is it guilty to speak?

According to constitution
chapter 5 art 21 sec 6

I have the right to remain quiet

well, take it that I'm inquisitive

what have you two been murmuring about?

According to constitution
chapter 99 art 26 sec 1

I have the right to remain quiet

lawyer,

are you speaking
for the party of this criminal?

For the party

go out

are you going to speak or not?

I'll beat you up if you don't

I'll beat you up like hell

I saw you come out of the room

do you deny being the killer?

Do you want to lie injured in the street?

I wanted to steal

when someone came in,
I hid myself under the bed

then I heard them fight

over what?

Something connected with arms

what then?

Then they fought

then I passed out

you lie. How could you
have passed out like that?

They fought till they got under the bed

shortly after. I came to.
I tried to run but met you

did you see that killer?

Yes... yes

sheng - yes

bring that man from the
science analysis dept

to sketch what he describes

that newly formed department?

Yes

is that all?
Even the most important part is invisible

only two limbs,

not even his stature

that's all I saw under the bed

sheung, use your esp to find out the killer

when Jen-tsai

an assistant to the factory secretary

do you believe in what he said?

How do you know it was he?

He's the only one in the whole county
who wears "Nick" sports shoes

it's Nike

hsu hu, bring your arms
and arrest him instantly

come on

search!

There's no one in

no one

we're late. He's slipped away

gather the evidence - yes

So many arms

have you discovered anything?

Wen Jen-tsai must be linked
with the underworld in hk

is he?

What a misfortune to our family

arrest him by any means

so that I can close the
case with the district

right. Comrade wu, you must do me a favor

how? I have no power and no office!

Only if you take her
to get hold of that gang boss

I'll arrange with the central committee
to say a good word of you to your superior

well, we must embark quickly

a sea journey is too slow

let's rush to take the train then

it's too slow, either

take the flight

it's too costly

the municipal gov't will finance it

I have acrophobia

my experiences tells me
it's best to take cpa

comrade wu

pack up. We're flying tomorrow

returned to hk. We may never meet again

hsiung, open up

uncle wu

where's hsing?

He's returned to Hong Kong

now yangtze has over 1,000 numbers

lend me some money. We lack funds

why do you want so much?

Thank you

Why has he left?

No idea, not my concern

it's unfair for me

to take the blame from above

right

let's take the initiative

rush back to hk to
co-operate with the police

the rest is up to me

You'll get there in a matter of 90 minutes

even a plane crash

may get over with a bang only!

Don't worry, don't worry

don't worry

Miss, you want beef or chicken?

Just give me a cup of plain tea

I'll take chicken

no, two cups of plain tea

three cups of tea, please

okay

it's okay for young men to endure hunger

think of the old guard in revolution

they ate grassroots and barks,

and didn't feel hungry

of course not,

they might vomit everything

sheng, we're on a mission

we must starve and practice austerity

we're not on a sight-seeing tour

we mustn't treat ourselves

miss, here you are

thank you

how much?

It's free

no, we don't practice that

we have three big
disciplines, eight don't's

we don't take one hair or one stitch
from the masses

it's free and the air-ticket includes it

don't you have to pay?

No, auntie, we don't have to

we should've eaten that. What a waste

no wine, no fruit juices, only tea

my tummy is squeaking in hunger

I may faint the moment I land

how can I capture the killer?

Don't flare up

I should've taken up to 10 portions
if I knew they were free

sheng

miss, what will you have?

Good

sheng, this necktie suits you

a watch - a watch

auntiee, do the commissioner
want Remy Martin?

Okay

and the commissioner

auntie, those public security men...

Take it

I want face cream

okay, thank you

thank you, miss

$8,980, all told

aren't they included in the air-ticket?

No

Sheng,

what did I buy before boarding the plane?

Why am I broke now?

You didn't buy anything

I bought a piece of land

you may use your card if you have no cash

card?

Have you got a bigger watch?

No

No?

Sorry, it's too small for me

have you got this face cream in green?

No

Sorry, then

what about Remy Martin?

Have you got it in tins?

No

Sorry then

return your bottle then

the secretary may not take it because
even the commissioner doesn't have it

our public security brothers
prefer rice wine. Sorry

you don't have much chance to use this tie

sorry, we don't want them all

never mind

look, those capitalists are damn smart

what are you up to again?

Are you having a nightmare?

Why have you vomited all over yourself?

Don't stain it

vomited? Why have I vomited?

An earache?

Yes

a chewing gum may help

thank you

Thank you

Your side-kicks are here

comrade wu

I've put forward my trip back

to get clues on the arms sale

I've ventured to fly here
for the same purpose

good

China and hk quarrel openly
over the building of an airport

but co-operate secretly
in arms investigations

this time we've arranged
for you to stay in...

We won't join the hotel
with spring beds anymore

those creatures groan oddly at night

this time we'll be posted
in comrade wu's home

What's wrong?

Aren't you used to hardship?

What? Never

to go straight, I don't mind the distance

climbing up 8 storeys a different thing

why build a high-rise building

without an elevator?

Sheng, don't you share my view?

I'm nearly getting out of breath

well, take a rest

I'll talk to you about

the underworld in hk

I understand,

but we still have to go out on a case

how can we do it now

with feet trembling like that?

You must look right into this problem

take a rest

this room is yours

tell me freely if you need anything

over there

listen, tell me first

if you want to move

around anywhere

I won't take French leave like some others

take a rest before we go for a meeting

Once out, you can't stand the temptation

pack up. We must study the case

don't look anymore. Go

Sheng

I can't sleep

you can't by looking at that painting

I want to have a word with you

come on

I love your auntie

you love that thing of mine?

No, your big sister

are you out of your mind?
Aren't you practicing child skill?

What good is that?

The biggest achievement
is to remain a child even at 90

don't tell her. Go to bed

don't talk to her, either

I won't

Well,

I must make it clear with him tonight

Because you were rude to me

when you sleepwalked last time

now I must teach you a lesson
when you're asleep

even though you're a sleepwalker

you must be responsible for what you did

well, I'm an experienced party member

but I have little experience

in romance

I'm also female

marxism leninism dominates my thoughts

I support "four insistences”

but I still have illusions

on persons of the opposite sex

because you're a sleepwalker

there's no reason for you

to stir up an innocent person

I'd rather be a sleepwalker myself

to liaise with you

so I must make it clear with you now

a word, once spoken, can never be broken

He sleepwalks before I finish

what's up?

- What's up?
- Help!

Quiet, you counter-revolutionary

who are you?

Cousin hsiung

what are you doing?

Your relative? Let her go

who are they?

Public security officers from the mainland

what is it?

I've brewed some soup for you

miss, you're ruddy,
you must suffer from dyspepsia

you should drink more soup

cousin hsiung, come and drink it

she's a cosmetics salesgirl

you don't burn yourself

to sell fire appliances

don't you think you look ugly?

A monkey might think

his bottom's on your face

what do you mean?

She says your face is
like a monkey's behind

cousin hsiung, drink it.
It took me long to boil it

let's return to take a rest

let's start with the investigation tomorrow

comrade wu,

please classify this as out of bounds

this will facilitate us in probing the case

drink it

no, let's go to bed

Don't think you're special with a cousin

I didn't know you were so promiscuous

next time you sleepwalk,
I'll chop your head off

Lots of triad men mix here

and the different underworld societies

are nice places to get into

you still remember
what I taught you last night?

Yes

come on, sheng

Jade left. To seal right

go on

I still remember them

hu

Say I'm lousy, but I'm not lousy

enough. I'm asking you

I remember that. This company is...

Shit...

Or bullshit

auntie, it's shit. I still remember that

those few people are underworld members

let's observe carefully. Play

can you play the ball?

No

And hu?

I've never played before,
but I have many missiles like that

I know how to play. Don't ask me

Go on. Let me get data from the boss

Are you trying to assault
indecently or rape?

What's wrong?

You play ball
with your bottom turned up like that

why don't you use your bottom

to hold a platform?

What did you say?

Hu

Don't think I don't understand
underworld jargon

what's your company?

Where's shit?

The telephone company

I don't know where shit is?

It's prefixed with "tele"

how many men are there?

Around 10,000

we're outnumbered? Who's your big brother?

He's my father's son

where's your no.1?

No.1?

Let's talk it over

what are you up to, pal?

Go on. I'll pay for the game

it's prefixed with "tele"

sorry

giving me?

The telephone company is a legal outfit

don't try anything
when you're ignorant of the underworld

I'm ignorant of the underworld?

Use wild guess; Take a lord for a sucker

make a clean pair of heels

turn against your pals

don't play a gold finger

the bird may get jailed
if you don't surface

swing and sway

good

making eyes? Let me swing for you

How's it?

We've kept an eye on that
joint for a long time

our fink has already spread the news

that several mainlanders
are coming to gamble tonight

your mission is to attract their attention

hope you can lure the
fink on wen Jen-tsal out

ok, sure

you know all kinds of gambling?

Yes, Blackjack, show hand, big or small,

domino, roulette

the chips are all numbered

to win big money depends on sheng's esp

sure

Let's go to the gambling table
to attract their attention

sit down

bet, bet. Bigger bets, bigger wins

I'll bet $10,000 on big

okay, $10,000 on small

showdown. 3, 4, 6 - 13 big

Take this back now

this time I'll bet $10,000 on small

I'll bet $10,000 on big

showdown. Double 5's, 4 - 14 big

you shouldn't bet on small

you asked for it. I'd better bet on big

$20,000, big

$20,000, small

showdown. Double 3's, 6 -12 big

luckily I bet on big

$1,000 tips

what are you doing?

You've won so much. You should tip more

that's not right

$10,000 if I win 40 stakes

also $10,000 if I lose 40 stakes

you Levy me $1,000 each stake,

I'll lose $40,000 all told

that's not levying, it's blood-sucking

you can't each bet on big
and the other on small

we're different persons, aren't we?

Take it back

cousin, take it back now

what are you betting on now?

I bet $10,000 on big

now we'll both bet $10,000 on big

I'd rather bet on small

don't

you don't have to bet
either on big or small

you can bet on this too

bet on these numbers. There's lets of them

do you play the spiritual communication?

What? It's not yet time

bet...

Stop!

No more stakes once the bell rings
according to the rules

what rules?

Showdown

three 6's, all of a kind

shih, gibe her the chips

$10,000 as tips

see what hu is up to

how's it? All lost?

Make way

no more stakes

us$200,000

the biggest stake for this take is $5,000

us$5,000

someone's already spying on us

let's go to the fan-tan table
to attract attention

What is the limit?

Us$50,000

you remember how to play?

Yes. He who bets on the remainder of

the sum divided by four wins

any chance?

Yes

let's bet $50,000 on two

showdown

showdown, one

come on, $50,000 on four

showdown, three

now use your esp

I'll do my best

come on, $50,000 again on four

Showdown, four

now, bet on three

Showdown, three

bet on three

showdown, three

again on three

bet, let's all bet on three

Showdown, three

where have you got so many buttons?

I took away hu's pants buttons by magic

have you got enough buttons
for the next stake?

Now I'll use my esp to get all your buttons

stop that! You're being spied on

where?

Look at yourself

uncle wants to see you all

okay

please

let me get back the money first

please

your underworld status is okay

sit down

nice to see you

we've come from the mainland

for business in hk

it was our pleasure to visit your place

you've gained much just now

don't misunderstand, senior comrades

my little brother knows
a smattering of magic

there was a little misunderstanding

we've come as friends

take these chips as a
token of our apologies

take them as tips for your revolutionaries

my brothers were all in
the evening of years

they either died or got injured

we're the few young ones left

chu, smile at this big sister

does he look like a retarded

not too much, more like a retarded

but there are still
two young good-looking brothers

shin, hui, smile

look, they've even
got beaten out of their teeth

good

since you're here, I'll play host to you

let me take you

to the joint supervised by us

thank you

have you been to karaoke?

Let's go there first

godfather, you've brought so many men

this way, please

be seated

godfather, let me get some drinks for you

heroes of China and Hong Kong

will unite sooner of later

come on, let's drink

cheers!

Unity is strength. Cheers!

Cheng, you feel sorry
about his poor singing?

Chu, tell him to shut up

don't!

But he could've done better with this song

is that right, sheng?

Can you sing it?

I'm a connoisseur in hk

perform then

no

No? Let me sing then

don't stop me

sheng, let brother lei enlighten us

okay

yours

test: 1,2, 3

oh, shit!

Test 2

who's making the trouble?

Trouble?

Cheng knows inner skills.
She could break this cup too

okay, come on

this song? Ever heard of it?

Heard of it?

I can sing it

it's a duo

sing according to the
subtitles, understand?

Too slow.

"A bleeding hero howls"

girl...

"A hero is arrogant with ambitions"

- "the generation..."
- Too slow -

"the apple of god's eye knows my nickname"

girl...

"Chatting makes the time.
Who's the leader?"

Now sing in chorus, one after another

"he fears no cutting winds"

"wind and mist from
afar knows nought of my love"

"softness hidden in heart,
flesh and blood are memorable"

"the earth preserves my emblem"

you've no talent for music,

you're always slow, sheng

again

"running in the desert,
he fears no cutting winds"

"wing and mist from
afar knows nought of my love"

"softness hidden in heart,
flesh and blood are memorable"

the earth preserves my emblem

sheng, why don't you sing?

Produced by fei tu entertainment co., ltd

head office - tsimshatsui east, kowloon...

What?

You told me to sing
according to the subtitles

I'm now singing

this way

good, good

thanks for your support

let me sing another song

okay

terrible. Let's switch to another station
to make fun of her

now, don't sing till you see

the subtitles that follow

again

can you sing enjoy yourself, tung hua 90's?

Try

Don't go on. The lyrics are funny

You Hongkong people are cranky

why put so many figures into a song?

Luckily I have quick wit

right

cheers!

Uncle, there's a way to make money

are you interested

how?

My brother in fukien, Taiwan,

needs a batch of arms for a big deal

I'm afraid there's nothing I can do for you

be a middleman

and there's 5% for you

let me introduce a triad man to you

a triad man? That's a deal

Once you get used to it,
your feet won't tremble

happy...

Are you all right?

It hurts

forget it. I'm sorry

she didn't do it on purpose

I know

happy birthday

I won't stand in the way
of your personality cult

but our mission tomorrow
is fairly important

hap... bir... py

have you finished?

Okay, enough

sheng, let's go

okay

oh, no!

She's stepping my head into the hole

what?

It's true

is there such a thing?

Oh, no!

What now?

1,2, 3

Are you crazy?

Go to the upstream

1,2, 3

1,2, 3,4...

Miss

please come out

I'm not going

what do you say?

Take it and put it on

what are you up to?

This is a bullet-proof jacket

what about you?

I can duck gunshots

you don't have to be so nice to me

I can't live in peace at night if I'm not

otherwise, I may hear pillow talk

comrade wu, would you bring arms tomorrow?

Why do some people

like to chat in bed?

I'll keep you covered tomorrow.
Hu will stay behind

it's more than once

well, I'll try to use missiles

if you order it

in fact, I understand well her mentality

sure, we must all obey your order

fantastic, you're so cool

if you so desire,
I'll ask hu to use less light skills

remember to put on the bullet-proof jacket

I'll put it on for sure

hear that?

But I'll remember every word

you said that night

I'll remember the grace
of the communist party too

where have you been?

Nowhere

no? Why are you wearing dark glasses?

And your hair is sprayed

not sprayed, it's dressed with gel

you don't have to glue the brows then

auntie,

we went deep into
the underworld outfit to get info

that no. 1 and chu took us around

how deep?

Till we joined the underworld society

oh, shit! A red guard
turning into a black clown

don't worry,
no one knows if you don't break the news

it's not engraved in your hands

it is. How do you know? Yes

look

please bring a red brush

why are you so foolish?

Luckily it can still be remedied

isn't hu pitiable? He's
got many on his back

hu, take off your clothes and show me

ho yi hsing, no. 14 is
the biggest, hung clan

you're the

most-tattooed Chinese

I couldn't turn them down

there's a way to erase so many words

sheng, bring a brush

May peace last forever!
May justice prevail!

For the party and country,
the proletariat reigns

born on the fourth of July

the ground of revolution washed by water
marks a new era of marxism-leninism

good

maybe the leader will call you patriotic

right

you're smart

now you're clean, let's go to bed early

sheng, tell him something about life in hk

bumpkin, I'm going to bed

they all say you're nuts

what are you doing?

The tea with lemon isn't for drinking in hk

it's for washing hands after eating,

understand?

Come on, wash them

this way. Put your hands in

the third street outside
is malay restaurant

any problem in recognizing this?

We've been to this district

we've been here

I've already put men before the restaurant

if something goes wrong,
we'll appear instantly

do you need guns?

No, sheng's esp is good enough for us

right

and hu's missiles - right

now all we need is morale

what morale?

You hk police won't understand

we know that best

right

good, set out now

This is the morale of
mainland public security

hk police won't learn it

- Miss Cheng?
- Yes

this way

Please

Did uncle recommend you here?

Nice to see you

please sit down

I'm not lousy.
The easterly wind blows at the Buddha head

what would you drink?

A new poem?
The feast with kaoliang and white wine

miss, what would you drink?

We're in big business

we can't recite poems

we're all of the same family

good, tea will do

brother, lemon tea

three cups of tea

uncle has spoken highly of you

thank you

He's talked about your project

I still have to drink it

it's for washing hands

what do you want?

Be civil

I've come to negotiate an arms deal

for a friend in Taiwan

is that so? How much have you got?

Any amount you want

good. Make me an offer

the situation in China,
Hongkong, Taiwan is tense

and this puts up our prices

what's your offer?

Red star no.5 $20,000 each

we have 1,000 pieces in guns alone

good, I'll pay you $25 million

it's $5 million more

split it among your brothers

okay

wait, I must see the sample

we only offer the real thing

that's a deal

you three must have had a tough time

you're all blind in the left eye

we aren't underworld men

for nothing

hu, tell him how you got injured

I peeped through a keyhole

in a robbery

that master stabbed my eye

with a stitch

I plucked the stitch out with my eyeball

and made off quietly

what a hero

your turn, sheng

my eye was also blinded by a stitch

I got a Thorn for peeping

at bathing girls

I became blind thereafter

and you?

I joined the underworld at 17

I wheeled and dealt for a living

then a rival clan got me

and forced me to reveal the drug center

he punched and kicked me.
I was mute like a fish

then he threatened to rape me

when he got close

I gouged out my eye with both fingers

and swallowed it like a pill

I kept saying "it really is nice"

they let me go out of scare and admiration

my deed created a sensation
in the underworld

let's forget such a trifle

now let's come to the point
of the time and spot

Get in - yes

get into that one

get into that one

Wait, where are we going?

For a big deal

we must show you the arms!

You scare me. Be smart

go faster!

Stay where you are!

Robbery!

Where's the key? Speak up

where's the key? Speak up

where's the key? Speak up

the key!

Let me

Tell me where the key is
or I'll strangle you dead

you won't get the key if you kill him

speak up!

Hu, gouge out his eyes!

He has heart disease. He needs pills

Aren't you up to something big?

Want to try the power of my gun?

Today's not my birthday.
Is it yours, sheng?

I only want one bowl of fried rice

comrade, I've joined the
party for a long time

is that so?

Brother, have they been
scared out of their wits?

Chop down his hand

and take away the money box

Public security!

Over there

Get in

Don't move!

Did you kill premier chou! Confess now

don't deny!

Did you kill premier chou? Speak up!

Take him to the police station now

back to public security bureau

okay

watch him. Don't let him get away

don't you know you're injured?

Go to a hospital

for a check-up

I'll finish you off with one shot

Turn, turn

turn

again?

Even number, best again!

Turn again

21, 21

odd number, best again!

Beating all the same for odd or even?

How would you stop beating?

Stop when you turn to a blank page

are you going to speak? Are you?

Do you need a psychiatrist?

I was a bit insane just now

I hate seeing someone being butchered

the Soviet union betrayed our socialism

so we won't play Russian roulette anymore

we pay Chinese roulette

take off one bullet

be fair. We do it first

sheng

your turn

you must be fair

are you going to speak or not?

Don't let her do anything foolish

it missed you with an 80% chance

are you sure you won't speak?

Let's be a bit more aggressive

loaded with all five bullets

don't worry

maybe one of them is a dud

The typhoon shelter,
that jui hsing apartment

that's better, right?

Miss, may I ask you a question?

Are the bullets in your gun real?

Of course not

sheng, how did you load them?

I don't understand

uncle, why didn't you return till now?

I had to wait long for the plane crash
at the canton airport

I had to stay to convince
those old war comrades

come in and sit down - no,

just deposit a check into my account

why?

The yangtze is too long

the number's now over 10,000

uncle, the two strait shores
are aiming at unification

now Mongolia is the only country
without a liaison officer

the hk government
is probing me too. I must be off

don't forget to deposit the money

I must have this makeup and this image

you're on a mission, not at a fancy ball

anyway, I want this image

okay

cousin hsiung wants me
to make you up better

yes, I must tail a criminal

thanks for helping cousin hsiung

don't mention it

I was rude to you the 1st time I saw you

because you had a ruddy face

and I thought you were tough

can you make it more beautiful?

Yes, of course

what about using

my own lipstick?

Let me see

it's beautiful

you're beautiful

you're beautiful too

are you a bit mixed?

Yes, a little

how?

I'm half British, half Chinese

by the way, I'm also half-breed

are you? How?

Half cantonese and half szechwanese

not of different countries?

Of different provinces

Miss, don't go away by yourself

sorry, it was only an accident

Follow him!

Miss, just make believe you're bowling

why is it called a bowl?

It's made of the shell

from the tortoise made into jelly

so it's called a bowl

stop kidding! Keep an eye on that man!

Miss, your turn

hu, you go

You're not bowling; You're
lobbing cannonballs

let me

Miss, miss

not this direction, that direction

I must spy the suspect from this direction

good

sorry, again

Miss, take a rest

- what's wrong with your friend?
- Sorry

Did anyone follow you?

No

Ship that cargo to the Gulf

is this price reasonable?

Yes

I'll get someone to see
the sample in a couple of days

okay

he's the director and
chairman of a hospital

so the rumor he's been
shipping arms is true

tail wen Jen-tsai

I can't fling this bowl away

you're a nuisance

we laboring people

have coarse hands

unlike you who are spoiled

never mind, let's bring the bowl along

Is it ok?

Yes, let's go - let's go

Keep a close eye

it's almost time, brother

is the password "where's that man"?

This shipment is put inside a black bowl

the pushers have many new gimmicks

Brother, they didn't say there are 3 bowls

we don't have enough money

the other pushers could use the ball too

brother, where's that man?

Show me the bowl

we can't dispose of this bowl

why did you tell me to bring money then?

Can it be sold? Make me an offer first

didn't we agree to the price
of $400,000 for 5 lbs?

Jumping ash?

The array

hu, come on

let's intercept him - yes

Police!

The police, run!

Hu

Take him back to the police.
Let's consult our superior

okay, get up

you can't get off by treating me
to one meal only

we got their whereabouts

and you wouldn't let us follow them

frankly, do you serve

your superior or the people?

What good is it to serve the people?

You'll be full of beans
if you serve the people

so what?

The arms are used to defend the country

not to benefit the mandarins

we must capture li
ting-kuo and wen Jen-tsai

I'll seek help
from the central committee, if needs be

what's on your mind?

Now we know their den,

let's storm it

frankly, have you made up your mind?

Yes

why don't you ask my opinions?

Frankly, I know you're fond of me

don't deny it

if you really are, let's take joint action

let's pave the way for a brilliant tomorrow

Don't beat about the bush

come to the point

By the hour?

For the night

you're evil

you can't pass the night.
It's already booked for after midnight

it's still in time, let's hurry

there's not enough time. You're evil

why not?

The third to the left

thank you

what a shame if people should see us

you're evil, it really is no good

it's better to spend the night

get busy

I know

let's hide under this bed before midnight

we'll capture them at one fell swoop
when they arrive

it seems sheung and hu are here too

are they gay?

No

Double for two men in one room

what do you say?

No problem

no. 3, must check out before midnight

Mr li

- where's tsai?
- Not yet here

what's wrong? Tell him to come quickly

they've opened fire in the Gulf, shit!

Brother, mr li is in a huff

what? He's carrying a bag of money

I'm carrying an arsenal

go out

The money's here. Count it

The cargo
will be discharged at 4:30 in a minute

you clear the canal to ensure safety

okay

halt!

Don't move!

Drop your guns or I'll
kill him with one shot

what now?

Drop your gun, quick!

Come on quick!

Comrade wu

comrade wu

Come out

Go in

It's a cul-de-sac

what about your esp?

Auntie, fire!

Aim it where you want to hit. Try

serious?

Come on, try

It works

No more bullets

What are you doing? No more bullets

there's still one outside

What now?

All dead

- sure?
- Yes

tell your superior to send men

we've got much credit

don't move, don't move!

You two have made a mess

bring her back to the mainland in 24 hours,

or I may not get promoted

yes, sir

now we must do anything
at the Beck and call of two bosses

I'm now at your Beck and call too

good

the sooner you leave the better

comrade wu, don't see us off.
We're rushing to take the train

I insist on taking you to the Van

Thank you, comrade wu. Goodbye

I'll see you off on the train

on the train?

Don't do that. It's already shenzhen

I must watch you get on the train

comrade wu, not now, it'll soon be my home

just proceed according to my plan

my uncle

wait

remember

uncle

where have you been? Missing?

My information was accurate

yangtze no. 10007 said you'd return today

you know, thousands upon
thousands are lobbying for me

these 3 underworld members who have
cleansed their record have come to see me

come, come up

yangtze 20001

yangtze 20002

yangtze 20003

don't look for me, I'm cryptic

uncle wu, how are you?

Miss Cheng, I'm busy today

let's have tea some other day

don't talk so much to him.
It may affect you

go now

does the capture of
li ting-kuo mean anything to you?

No. If I want to gain credit to make amends

all I've to do is to capture your uncle

the car's waiting to take me
to the railway station

goodbye, comrade wu

goodbye

Sheng, hu

yes