Biao jie, ni hao ye! III zhi da ren jia dao (1993) - full transcript
Sheng, hell with you?
Reading such a magazine
when there's flooding in China?
What fallows "the party's mother to me"?
"The party is home to me"
and what follows "ll listen to mother"
"I have this home"
and the next?
Are you ready? Come on
we Chinese have gone through a lot
so we must exercise our breathing
to dive and save in case of need
longer the control, the
more people you save
you're good for nothing
let's pray 10 minutes for the flood victims
What's wrong with you, sheng?
How can you have the flood victims
in such a shout time?
What if there's flooding
in other parts of China?
The water in e. China is not so salty
they didn't bathe. They stink
well, diving this afternoon
you're good for nothing
you don't know the hardship without trying
no?
I can dive for 1 hour without coming up
let me show you right away
don't call me until half an hour later
it's not yet half an hour
I'm nimble. I am saving people
after saving,
I needn't stay so long
let me demonstrate once more
I've saved one more
next time tell me to go down to save
commissioner, an urgent call from central
Comrade
comrade shih-nan
what's your first
impression of the capital?
It's large, and so is the tiananmen square
right, dozens of tanks can pass
the chief is visiting Hong Kong soon
make the necessary arrangement
what a heavy responsibility
Hong Kong's full of baddies
united democrats
crc, lu ping, etc...
Lu ping's our man
ok, not lu ping
they all rampage and go against us
and those malicious mudslingers
putting up posters
the chief might get scared
or fed up in hk
don't go to Hong Kong
there are cold-blooded
underworld killers too
I know
since it's been decided. Let him go
otherwise, he may bad mouth us
right, right
and don't publicize the trip
to ensure his safe return
I assign this mission to you
okay
shih-nan, are you educated?
I'm an arts graduate from
chung shan university
a graduate from
the national breath control college
and a senior certificate holder
of the sale management
and...
Good, you're educated
have you read quotation from chairman mao?
Mao thought? I memorize every line
read some to me
good, thought mao
then I can read the dictionary backwards
tion-die
you are crossing me?
Okay
sheng, what's your educational standard?
I'm a university...
Undergraduate
what class?
Applying
my education may be so so
but have esp
don't start that
stop cheating with magic
go through the data closely
before arranging
the chief's hk itinerary
okay
1, 2, 3, eat, 1, 2, 3, eat...
Auntie, when can we eat?
Do you understand?
Yes
you may eat
do you need the 9th portion?
No, we're not so greedy
not bad
compliments to the chef
that won't be necessary
your candy cakes are nice
are they? Why haven't I got my portion?
No meal is complete without them
no?
Impossible
they're all here
you've eaten eight wet napkins?
Miss, it's all right. Please take them away
what a shame
An earthquake?
It's sinking!
Sinking? Only a ship sinks
your attention please:
There's a slight trouble
engines 1 and 2 have broken down
check for yourselves
yes, yes, the plane won't
turn over this way
don't do this
we'll keep flying with
engine three and four
but...
We'll be late for 1 or 2 hours
it's better late than never
we're lucky if we arrive late
the plane taken by my classmate's brother
crashed and over 900 bodies were discovered
don't exaggerate
what plane can carry so many passengers?
It crash-laned on a cemetery
hell with you!
Ladies & gentlemen,
there's now an accident
what now?
Don't worry
1-2 engines mean 1-2 hours' delay
3-4 mean
3-4 hours' delay only
we're not in a hurry
with all engines gone,
the plane's falling!
Try to escape!
There's one way out
when the plane's 4 feet
from the ground
we jump
and we'll be all right
I have another way out
use parachutes. Comrade, lend me one
put it on
let me use it, please
pilot, can you hear me?
We'll in parachute. Open the door!
This is not the intercom
it's helmet for your head
what are you doing?
Jump for my life
this is not a parachute, it's a life jacket
this isn't a helmet either,
it's an oxygen mask
I demonstrated them before the take-off
but you cared only
about eating ad shows
and kept staining at me only
what's the matter with you?
Come back to your seat
the plane is all right
it's all right
it's all right
please return to your seats
Those people look like ants
they are ants!
We're alive. We don't see him
comrade, have we reached Hong Kong?
Due to engine trouble,
we were forced to land in cks airport
it's all right now
we're safe
it's Taiwan's cks airport
Taiwan?
Are you all right?
Yes, yes
please have your papers ready
for security check
tear off all your papers
why?
We are landing on Taiwan
is Taiwan liberated?
No, but we can't expose our identities
to avoid falling into
the hands of the kuomintang
what about the people's daily?
Tear it too
and renminbi?
Tear it too
th e n renmin"?
Tear it too
what did you say?
You won't understand
just tear a little bit, okay? Like this
have you torn it?
How is it?
Swallow it
I won't
if the kuomintang
discovers these
the chief's life may be in danger
it I swallow it, my life will be in danger
it's made of wheat
it's good for health
swallow it
sheng, I've had stomach trouble these days
be nice and eat it for me
you know what to do
if you're taken prisoner
just look at my eyes for signal
right, just keep quiet
swallow it now
have your passport ready, sir
have your passport ready for inspection
are you all right?
It hurts
going to deliver?
This girl's lovely
the way she looks
she must be quiet and gentle
she'll make a good wife and mother
who are you?
I'm chiang ta-jung of
national security board
chiang?
Since you've lost your
passports and you're ill
I've come specially to see how things are
where's my assistant?
In the toilet
You really are public security men
from the mainland
did you eat all my papers?
Yes, I did
your certificate was indigestible
it's come out intact
you're the 1st mainland
security girl in Taiwan
and I'm the 1st
taiwanese to discover you
halt! I'm not your prey
no persecution of pow's,
Geneva convention
no, leaving aside personal feelings
you're distinguished guests
of the Republic of China
I'll seek permission to extend
first class hospitality to you
Polities are chaotic
with regular fist fights
in contrast,
every delegate says yes
in our national people's congress
Let me introduce premier li
asylum?
We're not insane
not asylum, the cabinet
it's the same as your state councils
what? Your cabinet is our state councils
"one country two yuans"?
On behalf of the ruling party,
I'd like to know your demands
lots of them
first, suppress
the Taiwan independence movement
otherwise, Hong Kong, macao,
Tibet and the manchuria
may seek independence too
sorry
we can't accept this
aren't you afraid of the liberation army?
This means interference in internal affairs
Taiwan is an integral part of China
Taiwan is ruled by Chinese in Taiwan
it means Taiwan independence
you're out of your mind!
I'll use silkworm missiles to attack you
I'll use patriot missiles to counter them
have you got patriot missiles?
With money, I can buy them
I'll use mig-29 to bomb them
I'll use f16 to fight your mig
f167? You bought it too?
Yes, we bought wasp,
saud and m1 tanks too
don't! They're highly destructive
don't worry. Our liberation
army is invincible
we also have a liberation army
really?
We've bought it too
have you?
They're shoddy stuff only
let's fight him!
You go!
- Okay, come in
- Don't be impulsive
that manon TV
sir, let us handle it
The food is coming
Help yourself, auntie
no, we mustn't drink kuomintang water
nor its rice
communist party members really have pride
what about kuomintang air?
We must filter it
I must exhale it
if it's kuomintang air
just have a look
okay. Train your Patience
The tanks, the tanks are coming!
Tanks?
Merely squeaks of your empty tummy!
Your imagination only
I'm not hungry
frankly, it's my fury over
Taiwan's capitalist society
I can't hold on, I'm passing out
don't eat
it's matter of party face
well, sheng, close your eyes
and you won't be tempted by the food
you slept soundly
when I coaxed you to sleep as a child
will it work?
Yes, try
Take your time, no hurry
retire after eating your fill
we'll slow you around Taipei,
orders from above
have a sight-seeing tour
take your time, easy
auntie
did you eat in secret?
I had to see if they drugged it
so I tasted it to find out
I'll never eat it
This is our presidential building
don't take me to see Lee teng-hui
I haven't contacted comrade xiaoping yet
president Lee has no time to see you
in fact, I can decide
whether or not to see him
let me treat him to dinner tonight
please indicate the time and place
president Lee really has no time to see you
never mind, I'm busy tonight anyway
I must call comrade xiaoping
auntie, did you have
a lip of the tongue?
Tonight I'll drink 20 glasses
to each of you
good, good
just drinking is boring
miss Cheng, let's play games
can you play the star game?
Let's guess something else for a change
anything you say
what about the Japanese game?
Okay
come on
cheers, cheers!
Again
again
drink the big one
asshole
they know that
asshole
how do they know?
Come again
sheng, twist your head
why you chose "hammer" three times
and the same turn three times?
I meant to trap him
lost, drink!
Drink. You daren't face me after losing?
Never!
The neck's twisted
I know I've lost. I'll drink
damn, let me drink
the big glasses with you if you prefer
enough
don't!
Each of you drink big glasses with me
is it okay with you?
Yes
come on, bottoms up
bottoms up
okay
all finished?
Come on, you drink
I'm sheng
so what? You've to drink too
Sheng, sheng
what are you doing?
What's the time? Why didn't you wake me up?
I put down a note
can a note wake up?
Where are we?
The home of uncle Yung
why call him uncle?
What's his relation with us?
Repeat from beginning
what happened last night?
We started with rescuing flood victims
and were ordered to go to the capital
closer
then or plane developed engine trouble
and landed in Taiwan
still closer
you shouted
when I brushed my teeth and rinsed my face
too close. Start from last night
uncle Yung took us
to eat at Mei hsiang restaurant
you drank with mr chen,
then mr Chang
then toasted to chu lien
gang, and another gang
you drank, drank and drank
what happened then?
I lost consciousness
how could you have lost consciousness?
I drank because you were so elated...
I didn't know those people
how could I have drunk with them?
You must've been dreaming
no, I remember clearly
clearly?
Remember the color of the wine?
Colorless
I see
experts say anything in dream is colorless
those taiwanese
must've drugged our food
when I was unconscious, he embraced me
took me home, then lightly put me in bed
then he switched on the record player
and broadcast Mozart's 8 major
then he poured champagne
in candlelight
while I was lying there defenseless
the storm outside greeted
the torrid scene indoors
that was only your illusion, auntie
more or less
a female has good esp
didn't you discover
that taiwanese fancies me?
And make no bones about it
no man would've missed
that opportunity last night
uncle Yung is not that evil
in your eyes, Taiwan rubbish is a gem
yes, I picked a steam
iron from the litter box
I must find out
what really happened last night
you do it yourself, auntie. I must pack up
a bit discomfort on the chest
why is the underwear new?
What happened?
Practicing your voice so early?
Come on, wipe your face
what are you doing? The rice is cooked
chiang, I'll kill you!
To average
thousands and thousands of females insulted
what did you say?
You stained a girl's clean body
that's like taking away her dream
without that dream, she's finished
without her,
the proletariat be liberated without her
socialism in the world
can't be liberated without her
it won't stand by without doing anything
its brotherly soldiers won't give up
your moment's pleasure has
ended in the unity of the motherland
how could you have framed me for that?
Yu won't admit to what you did last night?
What did I do last night?
The record player, Mozart,
champagne and the candle
I can't follow what you said
what record player? What Mozart?
What's this?
I admit this
you do?
How did
last night end?
Well, listen
you and sheng
were loaded last night
to avoid the press,
I brought you both here
how, how...
And you raised a hell
what?
You took it for a wedding night
what?
And you held me and insisted on kissing me
what? What?
I pushed you away with difficulty
what?
Then you vomited and it stank
so I had to take off your clothing
you changed for me?
Yes
I may not know how to please a girl
but I respect her
I know nothing about sexual relationship
but I know such a relationship is mutual
and it is made only after lawful marriage
seems changing clothes
is high treason
besides, I switched off the light
did you do it in darkness?
I lit the lighter
so you saw everything
nothing
what?
I didn't see anything
even if I did, it was nothing
now you owe me a big favor
tell me the positions of
the missiles in Taiwan
what?
Tell me about
the deployment of missiles in Taiwan
I don't know it, and it's not a deal
tell me about the secret
of chiang ching-kuo's death then
there's no secret about it
he died of diabetes and everybody knows it
you really didn't do anything last night?
No. You know better about this
it can't be known without practice
do you want to be checked by a doctor?
No, I don't trust you doctors
and what do you mean by
"the rice is cooked"?
I cooked rice this morning
for you to eat before the journey
it's now cooked
Sorry, I won't see you off
I'm too sentimental, all spent
goodbye
goodbye
we're no longer enemies?
No more
friends?
Yes
are we...
No
Goodbye
bye
With the world
changing rapidly
our overseas agents are having
the life of chief chien is in our hands
so are the properties of our hk brethren
you've been agents in hk
for a long time
you must know hk well
tho' it's only a personal visit
chairman chien is the npc chairman any way
I'm ready to give a 21-gun welcome
we don't have 21 guns
jardines fires the noon day gun every day
yes, but it's a British company
well,
auntie, the men
from Hongkong's political branch are here
meeting dismissed
get me data on the branch
as soon as possible
Auntie, political branch
my name is shih-nan Cheng
how are you? Good morning
sit down. Thank you
sheng, be my interpreter
I'm inspector lu of political branch
I'm half breed, Chinese ritish
me, too, kwangtung and szechwan
and you?
I'm fushan and pao chiang
it's chan Jiang, not pao chiang
you're mixed nonsense
you must have a high political standard
have you read Marx-Lenin and mao works?
I read a lot books on horse racing
how about comrade deng's works no.2?
No
So you from political branch
know nothing about politics
what do you do?
Formerly we kept an eye on you people
now we're protecting you
good, rectify your mistake
we've already prepared
quarters for chief chien
you take charge of security
it's his second visit to Hong Kong
we must make preparations and arrangements
in places to be visited by him
Right, it smells of chungnanhai
sheng, search
what?
Frankly, no bugging devices
something's lacking
what?
A spittoon. Note it down
I'll go and but it right away
you joined your branch
to get British abode rights?
Stay here to Usher in 1997
anybody not saying anything
not plotting anything
against the party and country
or antagonizing the party
or vilifying the party and country's movies
or taking part in queen's
road demonstrations
has a brilliant future before him or her
if you've done these and repent
you may apply for public housing
if you don't repent and insist
then we won't feed you but
deprive you of your human rights
aren't we here?
What a comfortable bed
hope he won't sleep
forever without waking up
of course, he won't
see if it's hard
what installations over here?
The most advanced airconditioning
to create the same temperature
and humidity as in Peking
a satellite TV system has been specially
set up to exclusively broadcast central TV
so he'll feel much at home
sister, sister
have you woken up, please?
Did I fall asleep?
Sheng, did I fall asleep?
No idea, I fell asleep myself
outrageous!
Since taking over this mission,
I haven't had any nap
go on
no, what a shame
to sleep on the job
sister, brother one
he's the most famous chef in hk
he's specially prepared
a menu for chief chien
br. One, show it to sister
let me see
excellent
deer antler, yellow wine, white wine
immerse the antler in white wine
emptying the white wine,
then cook the antler with yellow wine
one dose every day up to 3-5 doses
don't" indulge in sex while taking it
sorry, sorry
for potency? What was it?
An aphrodisiac - a sex drug?
Outrageous! Openly making "two chinas"
the underworld people
will take with us here
we've been here, we talked last time
you know the place; You
take charge of security
no, we're experienced
in talking with the underworld
but I have no confidence in you
inspector lu
I don't understand why old chien...
Chief, that's a salutation
to an old comrade
why's chi peng-fei called...
Old chi. Don't take this for fun
why did he insist on
coming to tsimshatsui east?
He was in hk during the war
and is nostalgic
we'll visit his old house in a minute
frankly, if anything should happen
to his secret visit,
hk might shake
don't worry. I sprang
up in tismshatsui east
inspector lu
sit down
what can I do for you, inspector lu?
They're kaifong leaders of tsimshatsui
how do you do?
The public security from above
your unit, please?
The boss of sun tee on lok cneter
the landlord of no. 14 shop
understood
over there is the boss of sign wo store
the proprietor of wo hap to sweet shop
a vip will visit here in few days
we must ensure his safety
our hostesses all have safety certificate
your hsia kung night club was a techouse
the vip dined there several decades ago
he'll visit it for sure
so call off the burlesque and
make it a folk dance night
let the mamassan act in a drama
and the girls dance flower drum song
change the karaoke to flood fund-raising
change the finger game to cryptic puzzles
the finks go on leave or be killed on sight
sister, a native always has the upper hand
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
inspector lu, we'll leave for your sake
return to shenzhen to sing
go, go
are you serious?
What do you say?
Let me take you to he chief's room
is it safe?
We have different safety standards
the room is now vacant
but the police will rent it
for the time being
raise your head and see
the surroundings are a bit complex
you'd better post some men up above
and men on each floor too
a group over there and one group above here
a group on the rooftop too, I think
the building opposite may be a bit high,
but it's better to post
one man on each floor
down below should be packed with people
this is safer. Why fuss?
The only way out for safety
can this be arranged?
We went through the crooked route before
after 40 years of the national foundation,
we've made remarkable progress
sports for instance,
political movements excluded
we won three championships
in girl's volley ball
the zero breakthrough of hsu hai-feng
chu chien-hua's world record in high jump
girls swimming team breaking out of Asia
Michael Chang winning the
French open champions
Michael Chang?
He's Chinese
he's born an American
we've made strides in reconstruction too
it includes the yangtze
bridge, mao mausoleum
daya bay nuclear plant
and the yangtze bridge
you mentioned the yangtze bridge before
I repeat it to emphasize its importance
and the great people's
hall and the great wall
the great wall was built by shihuanti
we had it refurbished
and the white swan hotel, honey lake
China tour, China travel service...
Enough, none says anything against you now
but one evil ruins everything
wait a minute
what is it?
Hello, madam,
excuse me a minute
I'm inspector lu of the
royal Hong Kong police
this is my certificate
commissioner Lee kwan-ha
gives you his regards
a colleague of ours contacted you
on renting your room a couple of days ago
ma I come in?
Please do
thank you
are you a broker or a policeman?
Why so weak?
Courtesy is also strength
for the safety of chief chien
that mountain top must be fully guarded
and this woods too
and over here too
put security guards all over
any visible place must be guarded
what about over there?
It depends
you Hong Kong rich are incredible
you're too lazy to walk
and now pay to do it
what costume to wear for this game?
Not necessary. Just play
don't lie. We must have
the necessary accessory
we're serious
just play this way
this way?
How?
Use this club to get the ball into the hole
you mean nostril?
Sheng, don't!
What fun to play like this?
Try and you'll see. It's fun
is that so? This way?
Why are you bleeding in your nose?
It's too windy
good!
You really are good for nothing
I give up. Let's go to tennis court
How's it?
You lied
what?
They do have uniforms
sheng, come over
auntie, why won't you let
me put on your wear?
Sheng, just to protect you
I must try anything new first
to protect you
besides,
you're now wearing
expensive costumes this watch
Inspector lu
Fro the safety of chief chien...
I know. Post more men on this mountain
put more men over there
put more men in this house
put more men on that mountain
not bad
business over, let's play ball
can you play it?
Let's try
sheng, learn
yes
Sheng, you must move around more
am I not moving around enough?
You don't move
the chief's like that
can you two play?
Are you playing ball or dancing?
Everyone had his own style
you must get the ball into my side
What's it?
I give up
as we have different styles
okay
these flowers are beautiful, thanks
in today's lucky draw,
even numbers win; Odds are penalized
the prize is a big snoopy
form Eddie
have you seen
an awkwardly dressed mainland girl?
Only a brilliantly dressed one
welcome
what's so funny?
Why are you dressed like a bridesmaid?
You dated me to a ballroom
we must get dressed up
for the banquet
I didn't know it's a party
I told you not to be so serious
if I didn't, I wouldn't be successful now
you're all crimson,
like blood from a wound
and I'm so well dressed
what are you doing from behind?
I must cover up some of the bare parts
mr li kar-shing will entertain
the chief in secret
look around
tell me your needs
try
applause, please
1, 2, 3, crush!
The kitchen must be properly guarded
the toilet room must be closed from entry
fix closed circuit TV in the toilet
chief chien is old and may pass out
those getting odd numbers
must sing english songs
english songs? It's fun
you're sick again, aunt?
This lucky winner is no.117
no.117, please come up
come on
I don't sing
but must go up to see
the surroundings below
no.117, come up
this way, coming
we must see the surroundings
why two at the same time, 1177?
What english song will you sing, miss?
We're not here to sing
sheng, any english song?
Select one - wind flower
since you like it,
we'll sing wing flower
wind flower,
you two take over
there are man loopholes at the entrance
I can't read some of the words
just roll up your tongue
roll up?
Not shaking this way
Didn't we do it well enough?
What are they up to? Let's go
don't worry, let's draw again
We've an appointment with miss pai
Auntie, who are we supposed to see?
To see his good friend and girlfriend
is the true purpose of his trip to hk
this is a state secret
don't let the hk British know it
it's disgrace
it's beautiful here
luckily this vr handbag.
I carry can match it
Are you miss pai su-Cheng?
Yes, how do you know I live here?
Our public security has
long been computerized
finding you presents no difficulty at all
uncle chien wants me to see you
he said he'd like to see you
no, I can't see him
you're doing well now,
and so is the communist party
it's now the best chance
for a meeting
- fallen asleep?
- No
let me write to explain to him
it's still not time for us to meet
tell him to take care of himself
otherwise, we can achieve nothing
What's this?
A bullet-proof vest
is it okay?
It's for chief chien
for chief chien? I must try
ready, sheng
It's okay
good, reliable
tell chief chien
not to take it off even taking a bath
it's torn!
Let me have a look
this coin has saved me
what's the matter with you?
Sister, a visit for you
come, come
comrade li peng?
No, sister, he's behind you
brother Yung
shih-nan
why are you here?
Sister, he insisted on seeing you.
He's got information
what information?
We've got into
that someone wants to kill chien li
who's chien li?
Hw knows chief chien's visit to hk
and other things we don't know
what do you know?
That chen li flew from Peking to Shanghai
railed from Shanghai to hangchow,
flew from hangchow to canton
then sailed from canton to Hong Kong
why so many different
means of travel?
To keep it a secret
is he coming today or tomorrow?
Not today, not tomorrow,
but day after tomorrow
morning or afternoon?
Noon, to see his old flame
a male or a female?
A female of course, she's pai su-Cheng
pai su-Cheng? Never heard of her
I've only heard of brandts
essence of chicken
pai su-Cheng is her name,
an ex-queen of nan Kai university
because her father is a kuomintang member
she hasn't seen chien li for half a century
the killer is a taiwanese,
now in Hong Kong
our men are investigating
and will tell you once we have news
it's now crucial to stop
chien li from surfacing
it's better to believe it than not
can't we have him put off his trip?
How strange
hk and Taiwan brethren are more concerned
about the motherland's leaders
than we mainland people
this has hitherto been the case
we prayed only 3 minutes
on the death of the hk governor
it anything happens to a Chinese leader
we hk people have to pray for ourselves
yes, if chien were killed by taiwanese
the mainland had an excuse to invade Taiwan
and Taiwan can't hold its own
don't worry. Even a killer won't kill
a powerless
old tennis fun
chien li doesn't deserve death
these years killing has become irrational
the attempts on Reagan, the pope,
John Lennon, Elvis...
Elvis wasn't killed
yes,
he was kill by prestley
isn't beardsley a soccer star?
He's a footballer
no, he's kgb
why should a kmb employee kill Elvis?
Kgb is the Soviet secret police
secret police playing football?
No
Elvis is still alive
still alive? I see
so that foreigner we saw
in the street is Elvis
sister, it was leung sing-po
we're talking about foreigners
how confused you are
a dead cat or live cat,
don't take the killer to be "sick cat"
find the killer if you please
we must protect the committee chairman
sheng, work
you identity has been confirmed by interpol
I'm insp lu of the political branch
you station here with us for the time being
do you understand cantonese?
Of course I do
How could your car carry
so many passengers?
This is secret of the Chinese side
any injury? I've learned first aid. Let me
he's our spy
no, he's out special agent
he's our counter-spy
he gets renminbi each month
he gets my new Taiwan dollar
no, he gets Hong Kong dollar
everybody gets a copy of the info.
The killer is...
A male or female?
A male a female, a female a male
a male and a female
or a female and a male? It's different
dead!
Oh, no!
Not so easy
it's acting
wake up quick!
Wake up, wake up!
Don't pretend to be dead!
Nuts
wait, he said one male and one female
one female and one male
could be one male and one female
one female and one male
one male and one female
one male and one female
one female and one male
one female and one male
one male and one female
first one male and one female,
then one female and one male
fatty, why did you
act against my order last night?
If that thug circulated it
you can't avenge your granddad
we come to Hong Kong to be wasted then
you don't mean to avenge your grandad?
Fatty, can you identify
your grandad's killer?
Enough
after taking revenge, we return to Taiwan
there's not much fun in hk
The killers are
a male and a female
don't get nervous
I'm not, I'm a professional
public security man
okay
you know who's the killer?
I only want to see your looks
I know the killer is now playing
a rat-catches-rat game
cat catching rat
cats and rats are traditional enemies
rats are friends to rats
still talking such nonsense now?
Get me one male and one female now
Mr lu,
we caught one man and one woman
outside the xinhua news agency
is it true?
Escort them in
yes
do you understand cantonese?
No
Sister, seeing you so nervous,
I can't relax
speak now! Answer quick!
Answer us
yes
how do you know
he'd be here day after tomorrow?
How do you know chief
chien would come to hk?
How do you know he didn't fly?
How do you know he came on a container Van?
You really want me to say?
Yes, come on
I know nothing
now you've said it and I know everything
buddy, your behaviour reflects on Taiwan
cooperate with us
if you plan to settle
down in Taiwan in future
the gov't. Will award you nt$10 million
if you don't tell the purpose
of your visit to xinhua news agency
we'll take you
by speedboat to the mainland for trail
you Hong Kong people don't care about
the safety of chief chien.
Aren't you afraid?
Officially, I do care
the hk people have also gone through much
the eight grand old men up north
may die any moment
you can't worry unduly
lock them up to avoid any possible slip
Here we are in Hong Kong?
Yes, uncle chien
Here we are, uncle chien
Uncle chien, take a rest now
count on us for your safety
good
Come on, uncle chien, have some tea
contact Cheng for me at once
I'll make the bed for you
who's it?
Master, it's me - sheng
I know you're excellent at chi kung
will you teach me?
Your esp is powerful
mine doesn't count for much
if we combined,
we'd be invincible
If you yearn for anybody
just concentrate
and transmit the idea to him
I want my auntie
to be free from female diseases
Auntie, may you be young
and sentimental always
and be sweet, gentle and charming
Don't him me often, be coquettish
Be conquettish
Let's retire for a while
What have you done just now?
Sorry
Well, let's do it again
be coquettish
be sentimental
Be coquettish and charming
What are you doing?
Be coquettish
what are you doing? I can't
I can't, I can't
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
This house is haunted
Brother, it was only a misunderstanding
in time and space
I never meant to make passes at you
if you were harassed mentally
I suffer a great wound in heart too
hope it's now over. Goodbye
let me tell you a secret
yes
40 years ago
I had my first sex relation with her
on this beach, mr chien?
Yes, we used heaven
as the blanket and sand as our bed
the moon was our light
we enjoyed our love session
where's shih-nan?
Uncle chien, I know where she's now
she must be putting on her swimwear
over here
Don't fuss. She's used to that
uncle chien, I'll inspect everywhere
what's so funny?
You look special in your bikini
what's so special?
It signifies industry, agriculture and army
don't follow me
Shih-nan, they're laughing
at you behind you
but I won't
in whatever wear
you look beautiful, ladylike
and great
I'll never laugh at you
they're ignorant
Don't be so solemn, auntie
chief chien, you may go up
We greatly enjoyed
our love session here
uncle chien, did you?
Each young one be like that
right
Chief chien has dedicated himself
to revolution for scores of years
never thought he was a great lover too
he braved political risk
to see his old flame
me, I'm a party adherent,
but not strong in feelings
my love life is still blank
only because you've set high standards
don't you know someone's in live with you?
Who can read my heart?
Is he talking to me?
Yes
have I set a high standard?
Why don't" you keep your heart open?
I haven't found a lover yet
why don't' you take me into consideration?
Luckily he cant' hear us
of course, he can't
only people in telepathy can hear it
don't think only you
can have a heart-to-heart talk?
I've heard everything
mr chiang,
girls are as unreliable as the hk gov't
in fact, he's good-looking
shih-nan
did we talk with our hearts?
You seem to like mr lu
mind your speech
I'll call lu ping. You look around here
Auntie Cheng, uncle chien really misses you
if this goes on,
he may be stricken with illness
come with me to see him right away
ok, tell him to go to the same old place
I'll arrange to pick you up right away
chief chien will visit the studio tomorrow
chien and Cheng first met in that studio
he enjoys watching filming,
but it's difficult to protect him
in a complex studio
I've inspected the whole place
what are they filming?
A swordplay epic
you take charge outside, I, inside
to protect him by standing aside
is no good
isn't that too haphazard, sheng?
We must pay more attention to this
auntie...
Yes?
Don't look at me this way
what's wrong with you?
You keep talking back
Start with investigation. Go out quickly
Yung, you go first
go now
the balls on the ear looks like a cancer
only because you chose too slowly
just close the studio and search strictly
why act so mysteriously?
By playing stuntmen
we can watch more clearly
Taiwan brethren may laugh at me
in such a disguise
in olden times
there was no kuomintang
or the communist party
the villa's under your care;
outside it's under ours
idiots, is it worth taking such a big risk
when your boss
won't protect you?
If anything happens to chien,
we may even lose our residency in China
reside in Taiwan
I'm used to tsuen wan
anybody who has co-operated with us knows
that I use different roles to crack a case
formerly modern, now costume
any responsible public security man
won't let this opportunity slip
let me guarantee on my chastity
your personal security after 1997
what if you lose your chastity before 19977
that's your misfortune
stuntmen, get to the rooftop
ok, come on
You move too hard, the house may collapse
nobody's moving, it was your balls
ok, jump
only one mattress?
You've learned
Shaolin martial arts, haven't you?
There are different kinds
I've learned hard skill, not light skill
only one mattress won't work, will it?
Hard skill needs no mattress, right?
So, I need several
get one for her
put more mattresses, more...
Don't worry
put more
can you jump now?
Yes
coming
ok? Do it again if you fail
I'm usually timider
on the 1st of each moon
it was the 1st yesterday
what a coincidence
thank you. Please take a rest
okay
take the camera over there
sit down
See? Try to crouch lower
excuse me for saying so, sir
this is not our orthodox saholin swordplay
you should...
It's getting rusty for
lack of practice. Sorry
any female pupils in the Shaolin temple?
It has changed to co-ed
what co-ed?
It's co-educational
Turn around, ok?
Comedown, body too
make it more powerful and brilliant
again
did I scare you
my light skill is terrific,
so you can't hear
I mean it was not
the way to do it
give a demonstration
okay
What's it?
I've already killed
a flying bird
you're not good enough in internal skill
You make me nervous pacing up and down
let me observe quietly
you know it? Are you a Shaolin man?
Jump up, come down
this is the last. Watch over here
get back your hand
coach
what's it now?
Your poling is not bad,
but it has no name
is that so? Enlighten me
okay
dragon wages tail
Cone country two systems, four insistences
old tree uproots
Guard against right, counter left
fallen leaves under the storm
One center, two basics
the last blow: Mao tse-tung thought
you've even dropped your weapon!
The mao-thought blow is a sure win
the enemy is all killed
let's exchange blows
okay
Stay where you are!
After him!
Halt!
How dare you lay hands
on Chinese public security?
How dare you hit the royal hk police?
How dare you hit interpol
of state security?
Don't!
Chief chien, sir run run wants to see you
it's my personal visit. Don't trouble him
okay
sheng,
this was my rendezvous with Cheng
there were only mountains then
uncle chien,
why such a wilderness for your rendezvous?
That's just like young men
where's your auntie?
Uncle chien, I'm here
what's wrong?
Security is complicated,
but is now all fixed
uncle chien, see the show, over there
help him
Why don't they fight?
They're not good at martial arts
the palming will be
painted on after filming
much as we'd like to,
we're powerless to protect him
what?
Sister, that district
is the democrats' base
those people always go against the gov't
it's ok for them to parade or petition
but what if they take
chief chien hostage to
exchange for jailed Democratic dissidents?
We really are in a tight spot
chien parted with Cheng long ago
he may not
recognize her now
let's get someone to play Cheng
no
We mustn't break the heart
of a sentimental old man
we can't fool him
we won't feel well if we do that to him
don't fool him
besides, communist party members never lie
auntie, yeh hsuan-ping want s to see you
I'm busy. Make an excuse for me
she's got an abortion, can't come
uncle chien, let me read the news to you
China insists on
own style socialism
to continue with reforms and open policy
and resolutely oppose
bourgeois liberalization
enough, too borning
read some light news
what about sports news?
Beijing beats Shanghai 2-0,
hunan beats hupei 3-1
shansi and shantung draw;
liaoning-szechwan match
adjourned due to rain
our newspapers are comprehensive
they're best for wrapping
read hk newspapers to me
hk newspapers? They
stress counter-revolution
and full of sex and violence.
They're no good
there must be something interesting
read this passage
a Ridge of low pressure
extends to the south
forecast: Cloudy, south-easterly wind
with intermittent rains and sunshine
east wins over west;
The whole day's weather is fickle
guard against right,
but most important, oppose left
are you out of your mind?
May I come in?
Yes
sit down
Mr chien, for the sake of your safety
I hope you'll cancel your trip
shih-nan has given me the same advice
I came from afar
I won't give up without seeing her
you still have a chance
don't tell me to wait!
Till I can't see, hear clearly
and can't walk?
It means not seeing her then
while I'm still in good health
and can speak, joke, embrace...
Uncle chien, you must be joking
I'm serious
let's go in and sit down
Why are you
shilly-shallying?
On behalf of our other staff
getting no British residency
I petition of chief chien
lobbying?
Why petition?
Please don't persecute us after 1997
hk is ruled by hk people after 1997.
There's no persecution
we only want to maintain the status quo
no problem for 50 years without change
ours is a sensitive line
we want no subsequent retaliation
you're too sensitive
we act on orders only
I've done nothing against
China and its people
I only took part in the millions parade
I thought it was walk for a million
I use Chinese products
look, the goose brand
your turn
done anything against
the country and people?
Review yourself
tell him about it
and get a mitigation
you can be a postman after 1997
that year I fought for hk team
against China in world cup
I got one goal,
elimination the Chinese team out of Asia
I repent over it now
I'll play one match
for China
to make amends after 1997
make amends
finished? Your turn
chief chien, my name is szeto wah
when my dad gave me this name
he didn't know there is another szeto wah
please transmit this
plea to the upper levels
that I'm not that szeto wah. That's all
it's not right for you
hk people to play along
remember what deng xiaoping said
black or white cat,
one that catches rates is a good one
if you can make money
and do good to the country
and Tom, dick or Harry makes no difference
quiet!
I know how you Taiwan and
hk brethren feel now
over the years
our country did something unpopular
the incidents of 1989, 98 less 12 less 32
are horrible and undesirable
you've figured wrong
should be 54 plus 10
I understand your disappointment and panic
don't ever give up hope
don't ask what your
country has done for you
ask what you've done for your country
chief chien, we're only
on a peaceful petition
we don't do anything dangerous
listen,
democracy should be fought for
but our party is liberal
don't fight for it, we'll give it
how much do you want? We'll give it to you
Ready? Please
hold it! Someone wants to see uncle chien
uncle chien dosen't know it
it's all right. She's his girlfriend
that moron beside her
could be uncle chien's grandson
is he?
All get in, please
what do you think of my looks?
Okay
mr chien, among Chinese leaders
you're the most handsome and adorable
uncle chien, - where's Cheng?
Over here
excuse me, let me have a look at this
okay
He fancies these
Keep away from the old men's affairs
go out
let's go out together
you, too, go out
you, too
I protect you here
don't worry. We won't do anything dangerous
don't tell them you told me to go out
you wouldn't want to disrupt our meetings?
I won't, take your time
thrown out?
No, I come out by myself
do you still remember tsai?
The one who fell madly in love with you
please come in, lady
thank you
mr chien only wants to see you alone
uncle chien
it's her
it's been a long time
take your time
so they say
distance won't
keep love away
I agree
why's it dead silent inside?
Watch your language,
inspector lu
you made bad remarks
about the orphan
in the drama we saw last night on TV
it's a drama. Why take it so serious?
But "the old man and the
sea" is a bit too long
I've put a souvenir in your handbag
give it to me so I'll give it to mr chien
I forgot
what do you want?
I want my husband's grandson to avenge him
don't hurt Cheng
if I don't, I would be breaking your heart
then I lose the only chance
of being happy in all these years
tell the two men outside to come in
Yung, lu, come in
why not me?
It concern men only
Are you possessed?
I'm practicing chi kung
you have esp. Why practice that?
He told me to teach him sex chi kung
what?
It may forfeit your virgin skill
can sex chi kung save the country?
I've think of myself too
it's not worth being a
virgin for the country
is it a loss of face?
You want to get married too
that's another thing
after getting married,
you can still be a virgin
a wedding banquet is most important
if you practice the sex chi kung...
What if you get a retarded child!
Child, how many fingers?
Five
great!
How many fingers now?
Say it
ten
right
don't worry, let's die together
Don't let him die
hush! Try to open the handcuffs
can't
please don't provoke me any more
you make me
hate men all my life
this is not your 1st time
don't do that to me
shut up! Say it again
and I'll gun them down
child, what's in the pocket?
I must take them all away
no
Uncle chien hates seeing these
you know who's uncle chien?
Seen him in the news?
No way
Let's go
promise not to
see me again, will you?
Let's try to save now
as of now I'll hate Hong Kong men
Have you tried my Shaolin magnetic hand?
Fatty, my turn
Don't move!
Let him go or I'll kill him with one shot
uncle chien
after my death, spray my ashes over hk
the happiest moment in my life in hk
you carry a torch but he doesn't love you
shih-nan, let her shoot
I'm already 85, I don't mind
many men carry a torch
tho' I don't love them
am I to die then?
He won't live long even
if you don't kill him
don't!
Thanks for saving my life
all right
uncle chien, are you all right?
Yes, treat her well
well, let's go out
are you okay?
Are you okay too?
Yes
go in and put things straight
Sheng, where have you been?
One of the keys fatty used to hit people
can open any lock
we're rich!
Don't cry
we'll meet again soon
really?
Yes
I'll come to see you tomorrow
not so soon
let's see again in six months if you do can
take care
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye
Inspector lu, pleasant co-operation
pleasant co-operation
I know your concern
the political branch is being dissolved
the good news
is your residency in China has been fixed
come to me any time if you're interested
thank you
there's something I don't understand
I get admiration each time
I come down on business
I didn't lie. Look at Yung
this time you seem to
have no interest in me
maybe I do,
but I didn't tell you
is that so?
One thing is:
Are you always so tomboyish?
No, I have my gentle side
but our systems are different
well, see you
brethren, thanks for your hospitality
our open door policy will continue
we count on your support. Goodbye
goodbye, chien li, take care of yourself
shih-nan, shih-nan
goodbye
shih-nan
Reading such a magazine
when there's flooding in China?
What fallows "the party's mother to me"?
"The party is home to me"
and what follows "ll listen to mother"
"I have this home"
and the next?
Are you ready? Come on
we Chinese have gone through a lot
so we must exercise our breathing
to dive and save in case of need
longer the control, the
more people you save
you're good for nothing
let's pray 10 minutes for the flood victims
What's wrong with you, sheng?
How can you have the flood victims
in such a shout time?
What if there's flooding
in other parts of China?
The water in e. China is not so salty
they didn't bathe. They stink
well, diving this afternoon
you're good for nothing
you don't know the hardship without trying
no?
I can dive for 1 hour without coming up
let me show you right away
don't call me until half an hour later
it's not yet half an hour
I'm nimble. I am saving people
after saving,
I needn't stay so long
let me demonstrate once more
I've saved one more
next time tell me to go down to save
commissioner, an urgent call from central
Comrade
comrade shih-nan
what's your first
impression of the capital?
It's large, and so is the tiananmen square
right, dozens of tanks can pass
the chief is visiting Hong Kong soon
make the necessary arrangement
what a heavy responsibility
Hong Kong's full of baddies
united democrats
crc, lu ping, etc...
Lu ping's our man
ok, not lu ping
they all rampage and go against us
and those malicious mudslingers
putting up posters
the chief might get scared
or fed up in hk
don't go to Hong Kong
there are cold-blooded
underworld killers too
I know
since it's been decided. Let him go
otherwise, he may bad mouth us
right, right
and don't publicize the trip
to ensure his safe return
I assign this mission to you
okay
shih-nan, are you educated?
I'm an arts graduate from
chung shan university
a graduate from
the national breath control college
and a senior certificate holder
of the sale management
and...
Good, you're educated
have you read quotation from chairman mao?
Mao thought? I memorize every line
read some to me
good, thought mao
then I can read the dictionary backwards
tion-die
you are crossing me?
Okay
sheng, what's your educational standard?
I'm a university...
Undergraduate
what class?
Applying
my education may be so so
but have esp
don't start that
stop cheating with magic
go through the data closely
before arranging
the chief's hk itinerary
okay
1, 2, 3, eat, 1, 2, 3, eat...
Auntie, when can we eat?
Do you understand?
Yes
you may eat
do you need the 9th portion?
No, we're not so greedy
not bad
compliments to the chef
that won't be necessary
your candy cakes are nice
are they? Why haven't I got my portion?
No meal is complete without them
no?
Impossible
they're all here
you've eaten eight wet napkins?
Miss, it's all right. Please take them away
what a shame
An earthquake?
It's sinking!
Sinking? Only a ship sinks
your attention please:
There's a slight trouble
engines 1 and 2 have broken down
check for yourselves
yes, yes, the plane won't
turn over this way
don't do this
we'll keep flying with
engine three and four
but...
We'll be late for 1 or 2 hours
it's better late than never
we're lucky if we arrive late
the plane taken by my classmate's brother
crashed and over 900 bodies were discovered
don't exaggerate
what plane can carry so many passengers?
It crash-laned on a cemetery
hell with you!
Ladies & gentlemen,
there's now an accident
what now?
Don't worry
1-2 engines mean 1-2 hours' delay
3-4 mean
3-4 hours' delay only
we're not in a hurry
with all engines gone,
the plane's falling!
Try to escape!
There's one way out
when the plane's 4 feet
from the ground
we jump
and we'll be all right
I have another way out
use parachutes. Comrade, lend me one
put it on
let me use it, please
pilot, can you hear me?
We'll in parachute. Open the door!
This is not the intercom
it's helmet for your head
what are you doing?
Jump for my life
this is not a parachute, it's a life jacket
this isn't a helmet either,
it's an oxygen mask
I demonstrated them before the take-off
but you cared only
about eating ad shows
and kept staining at me only
what's the matter with you?
Come back to your seat
the plane is all right
it's all right
it's all right
please return to your seats
Those people look like ants
they are ants!
We're alive. We don't see him
comrade, have we reached Hong Kong?
Due to engine trouble,
we were forced to land in cks airport
it's all right now
we're safe
it's Taiwan's cks airport
Taiwan?
Are you all right?
Yes, yes
please have your papers ready
for security check
tear off all your papers
why?
We are landing on Taiwan
is Taiwan liberated?
No, but we can't expose our identities
to avoid falling into
the hands of the kuomintang
what about the people's daily?
Tear it too
and renminbi?
Tear it too
th e n renmin"?
Tear it too
what did you say?
You won't understand
just tear a little bit, okay? Like this
have you torn it?
How is it?
Swallow it
I won't
if the kuomintang
discovers these
the chief's life may be in danger
it I swallow it, my life will be in danger
it's made of wheat
it's good for health
swallow it
sheng, I've had stomach trouble these days
be nice and eat it for me
you know what to do
if you're taken prisoner
just look at my eyes for signal
right, just keep quiet
swallow it now
have your passport ready, sir
have your passport ready for inspection
are you all right?
It hurts
going to deliver?
This girl's lovely
the way she looks
she must be quiet and gentle
she'll make a good wife and mother
who are you?
I'm chiang ta-jung of
national security board
chiang?
Since you've lost your
passports and you're ill
I've come specially to see how things are
where's my assistant?
In the toilet
You really are public security men
from the mainland
did you eat all my papers?
Yes, I did
your certificate was indigestible
it's come out intact
you're the 1st mainland
security girl in Taiwan
and I'm the 1st
taiwanese to discover you
halt! I'm not your prey
no persecution of pow's,
Geneva convention
no, leaving aside personal feelings
you're distinguished guests
of the Republic of China
I'll seek permission to extend
first class hospitality to you
Polities are chaotic
with regular fist fights
in contrast,
every delegate says yes
in our national people's congress
Let me introduce premier li
asylum?
We're not insane
not asylum, the cabinet
it's the same as your state councils
what? Your cabinet is our state councils
"one country two yuans"?
On behalf of the ruling party,
I'd like to know your demands
lots of them
first, suppress
the Taiwan independence movement
otherwise, Hong Kong, macao,
Tibet and the manchuria
may seek independence too
sorry
we can't accept this
aren't you afraid of the liberation army?
This means interference in internal affairs
Taiwan is an integral part of China
Taiwan is ruled by Chinese in Taiwan
it means Taiwan independence
you're out of your mind!
I'll use silkworm missiles to attack you
I'll use patriot missiles to counter them
have you got patriot missiles?
With money, I can buy them
I'll use mig-29 to bomb them
I'll use f16 to fight your mig
f167? You bought it too?
Yes, we bought wasp,
saud and m1 tanks too
don't! They're highly destructive
don't worry. Our liberation
army is invincible
we also have a liberation army
really?
We've bought it too
have you?
They're shoddy stuff only
let's fight him!
You go!
- Okay, come in
- Don't be impulsive
that manon TV
sir, let us handle it
The food is coming
Help yourself, auntie
no, we mustn't drink kuomintang water
nor its rice
communist party members really have pride
what about kuomintang air?
We must filter it
I must exhale it
if it's kuomintang air
just have a look
okay. Train your Patience
The tanks, the tanks are coming!
Tanks?
Merely squeaks of your empty tummy!
Your imagination only
I'm not hungry
frankly, it's my fury over
Taiwan's capitalist society
I can't hold on, I'm passing out
don't eat
it's matter of party face
well, sheng, close your eyes
and you won't be tempted by the food
you slept soundly
when I coaxed you to sleep as a child
will it work?
Yes, try
Take your time, no hurry
retire after eating your fill
we'll slow you around Taipei,
orders from above
have a sight-seeing tour
take your time, easy
auntie
did you eat in secret?
I had to see if they drugged it
so I tasted it to find out
I'll never eat it
This is our presidential building
don't take me to see Lee teng-hui
I haven't contacted comrade xiaoping yet
president Lee has no time to see you
in fact, I can decide
whether or not to see him
let me treat him to dinner tonight
please indicate the time and place
president Lee really has no time to see you
never mind, I'm busy tonight anyway
I must call comrade xiaoping
auntie, did you have
a lip of the tongue?
Tonight I'll drink 20 glasses
to each of you
good, good
just drinking is boring
miss Cheng, let's play games
can you play the star game?
Let's guess something else for a change
anything you say
what about the Japanese game?
Okay
come on
cheers, cheers!
Again
again
drink the big one
asshole
they know that
asshole
how do they know?
Come again
sheng, twist your head
why you chose "hammer" three times
and the same turn three times?
I meant to trap him
lost, drink!
Drink. You daren't face me after losing?
Never!
The neck's twisted
I know I've lost. I'll drink
damn, let me drink
the big glasses with you if you prefer
enough
don't!
Each of you drink big glasses with me
is it okay with you?
Yes
come on, bottoms up
bottoms up
okay
all finished?
Come on, you drink
I'm sheng
so what? You've to drink too
Sheng, sheng
what are you doing?
What's the time? Why didn't you wake me up?
I put down a note
can a note wake up?
Where are we?
The home of uncle Yung
why call him uncle?
What's his relation with us?
Repeat from beginning
what happened last night?
We started with rescuing flood victims
and were ordered to go to the capital
closer
then or plane developed engine trouble
and landed in Taiwan
still closer
you shouted
when I brushed my teeth and rinsed my face
too close. Start from last night
uncle Yung took us
to eat at Mei hsiang restaurant
you drank with mr chen,
then mr Chang
then toasted to chu lien
gang, and another gang
you drank, drank and drank
what happened then?
I lost consciousness
how could you have lost consciousness?
I drank because you were so elated...
I didn't know those people
how could I have drunk with them?
You must've been dreaming
no, I remember clearly
clearly?
Remember the color of the wine?
Colorless
I see
experts say anything in dream is colorless
those taiwanese
must've drugged our food
when I was unconscious, he embraced me
took me home, then lightly put me in bed
then he switched on the record player
and broadcast Mozart's 8 major
then he poured champagne
in candlelight
while I was lying there defenseless
the storm outside greeted
the torrid scene indoors
that was only your illusion, auntie
more or less
a female has good esp
didn't you discover
that taiwanese fancies me?
And make no bones about it
no man would've missed
that opportunity last night
uncle Yung is not that evil
in your eyes, Taiwan rubbish is a gem
yes, I picked a steam
iron from the litter box
I must find out
what really happened last night
you do it yourself, auntie. I must pack up
a bit discomfort on the chest
why is the underwear new?
What happened?
Practicing your voice so early?
Come on, wipe your face
what are you doing? The rice is cooked
chiang, I'll kill you!
To average
thousands and thousands of females insulted
what did you say?
You stained a girl's clean body
that's like taking away her dream
without that dream, she's finished
without her,
the proletariat be liberated without her
socialism in the world
can't be liberated without her
it won't stand by without doing anything
its brotherly soldiers won't give up
your moment's pleasure has
ended in the unity of the motherland
how could you have framed me for that?
Yu won't admit to what you did last night?
What did I do last night?
The record player, Mozart,
champagne and the candle
I can't follow what you said
what record player? What Mozart?
What's this?
I admit this
you do?
How did
last night end?
Well, listen
you and sheng
were loaded last night
to avoid the press,
I brought you both here
how, how...
And you raised a hell
what?
You took it for a wedding night
what?
And you held me and insisted on kissing me
what? What?
I pushed you away with difficulty
what?
Then you vomited and it stank
so I had to take off your clothing
you changed for me?
Yes
I may not know how to please a girl
but I respect her
I know nothing about sexual relationship
but I know such a relationship is mutual
and it is made only after lawful marriage
seems changing clothes
is high treason
besides, I switched off the light
did you do it in darkness?
I lit the lighter
so you saw everything
nothing
what?
I didn't see anything
even if I did, it was nothing
now you owe me a big favor
tell me the positions of
the missiles in Taiwan
what?
Tell me about
the deployment of missiles in Taiwan
I don't know it, and it's not a deal
tell me about the secret
of chiang ching-kuo's death then
there's no secret about it
he died of diabetes and everybody knows it
you really didn't do anything last night?
No. You know better about this
it can't be known without practice
do you want to be checked by a doctor?
No, I don't trust you doctors
and what do you mean by
"the rice is cooked"?
I cooked rice this morning
for you to eat before the journey
it's now cooked
Sorry, I won't see you off
I'm too sentimental, all spent
goodbye
goodbye
we're no longer enemies?
No more
friends?
Yes
are we...
No
Goodbye
bye
With the world
changing rapidly
our overseas agents are having
the life of chief chien is in our hands
so are the properties of our hk brethren
you've been agents in hk
for a long time
you must know hk well
tho' it's only a personal visit
chairman chien is the npc chairman any way
I'm ready to give a 21-gun welcome
we don't have 21 guns
jardines fires the noon day gun every day
yes, but it's a British company
well,
auntie, the men
from Hongkong's political branch are here
meeting dismissed
get me data on the branch
as soon as possible
Auntie, political branch
my name is shih-nan Cheng
how are you? Good morning
sit down. Thank you
sheng, be my interpreter
I'm inspector lu of political branch
I'm half breed, Chinese ritish
me, too, kwangtung and szechwan
and you?
I'm fushan and pao chiang
it's chan Jiang, not pao chiang
you're mixed nonsense
you must have a high political standard
have you read Marx-Lenin and mao works?
I read a lot books on horse racing
how about comrade deng's works no.2?
No
So you from political branch
know nothing about politics
what do you do?
Formerly we kept an eye on you people
now we're protecting you
good, rectify your mistake
we've already prepared
quarters for chief chien
you take charge of security
it's his second visit to Hong Kong
we must make preparations and arrangements
in places to be visited by him
Right, it smells of chungnanhai
sheng, search
what?
Frankly, no bugging devices
something's lacking
what?
A spittoon. Note it down
I'll go and but it right away
you joined your branch
to get British abode rights?
Stay here to Usher in 1997
anybody not saying anything
not plotting anything
against the party and country
or antagonizing the party
or vilifying the party and country's movies
or taking part in queen's
road demonstrations
has a brilliant future before him or her
if you've done these and repent
you may apply for public housing
if you don't repent and insist
then we won't feed you but
deprive you of your human rights
aren't we here?
What a comfortable bed
hope he won't sleep
forever without waking up
of course, he won't
see if it's hard
what installations over here?
The most advanced airconditioning
to create the same temperature
and humidity as in Peking
a satellite TV system has been specially
set up to exclusively broadcast central TV
so he'll feel much at home
sister, sister
have you woken up, please?
Did I fall asleep?
Sheng, did I fall asleep?
No idea, I fell asleep myself
outrageous!
Since taking over this mission,
I haven't had any nap
go on
no, what a shame
to sleep on the job
sister, brother one
he's the most famous chef in hk
he's specially prepared
a menu for chief chien
br. One, show it to sister
let me see
excellent
deer antler, yellow wine, white wine
immerse the antler in white wine
emptying the white wine,
then cook the antler with yellow wine
one dose every day up to 3-5 doses
don't" indulge in sex while taking it
sorry, sorry
for potency? What was it?
An aphrodisiac - a sex drug?
Outrageous! Openly making "two chinas"
the underworld people
will take with us here
we've been here, we talked last time
you know the place; You
take charge of security
no, we're experienced
in talking with the underworld
but I have no confidence in you
inspector lu
I don't understand why old chien...
Chief, that's a salutation
to an old comrade
why's chi peng-fei called...
Old chi. Don't take this for fun
why did he insist on
coming to tsimshatsui east?
He was in hk during the war
and is nostalgic
we'll visit his old house in a minute
frankly, if anything should happen
to his secret visit,
hk might shake
don't worry. I sprang
up in tismshatsui east
inspector lu
sit down
what can I do for you, inspector lu?
They're kaifong leaders of tsimshatsui
how do you do?
The public security from above
your unit, please?
The boss of sun tee on lok cneter
the landlord of no. 14 shop
understood
over there is the boss of sign wo store
the proprietor of wo hap to sweet shop
a vip will visit here in few days
we must ensure his safety
our hostesses all have safety certificate
your hsia kung night club was a techouse
the vip dined there several decades ago
he'll visit it for sure
so call off the burlesque and
make it a folk dance night
let the mamassan act in a drama
and the girls dance flower drum song
change the karaoke to flood fund-raising
change the finger game to cryptic puzzles
the finks go on leave or be killed on sight
sister, a native always has the upper hand
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
inspector lu, we'll leave for your sake
return to shenzhen to sing
go, go
are you serious?
What do you say?
Let me take you to he chief's room
is it safe?
We have different safety standards
the room is now vacant
but the police will rent it
for the time being
raise your head and see
the surroundings are a bit complex
you'd better post some men up above
and men on each floor too
a group over there and one group above here
a group on the rooftop too, I think
the building opposite may be a bit high,
but it's better to post
one man on each floor
down below should be packed with people
this is safer. Why fuss?
The only way out for safety
can this be arranged?
We went through the crooked route before
after 40 years of the national foundation,
we've made remarkable progress
sports for instance,
political movements excluded
we won three championships
in girl's volley ball
the zero breakthrough of hsu hai-feng
chu chien-hua's world record in high jump
girls swimming team breaking out of Asia
Michael Chang winning the
French open champions
Michael Chang?
He's Chinese
he's born an American
we've made strides in reconstruction too
it includes the yangtze
bridge, mao mausoleum
daya bay nuclear plant
and the yangtze bridge
you mentioned the yangtze bridge before
I repeat it to emphasize its importance
and the great people's
hall and the great wall
the great wall was built by shihuanti
we had it refurbished
and the white swan hotel, honey lake
China tour, China travel service...
Enough, none says anything against you now
but one evil ruins everything
wait a minute
what is it?
Hello, madam,
excuse me a minute
I'm inspector lu of the
royal Hong Kong police
this is my certificate
commissioner Lee kwan-ha
gives you his regards
a colleague of ours contacted you
on renting your room a couple of days ago
ma I come in?
Please do
thank you
are you a broker or a policeman?
Why so weak?
Courtesy is also strength
for the safety of chief chien
that mountain top must be fully guarded
and this woods too
and over here too
put security guards all over
any visible place must be guarded
what about over there?
It depends
you Hong Kong rich are incredible
you're too lazy to walk
and now pay to do it
what costume to wear for this game?
Not necessary. Just play
don't lie. We must have
the necessary accessory
we're serious
just play this way
this way?
How?
Use this club to get the ball into the hole
you mean nostril?
Sheng, don't!
What fun to play like this?
Try and you'll see. It's fun
is that so? This way?
Why are you bleeding in your nose?
It's too windy
good!
You really are good for nothing
I give up. Let's go to tennis court
How's it?
You lied
what?
They do have uniforms
sheng, come over
auntie, why won't you let
me put on your wear?
Sheng, just to protect you
I must try anything new first
to protect you
besides,
you're now wearing
expensive costumes this watch
Inspector lu
Fro the safety of chief chien...
I know. Post more men on this mountain
put more men over there
put more men in this house
put more men on that mountain
not bad
business over, let's play ball
can you play it?
Let's try
sheng, learn
yes
Sheng, you must move around more
am I not moving around enough?
You don't move
the chief's like that
can you two play?
Are you playing ball or dancing?
Everyone had his own style
you must get the ball into my side
What's it?
I give up
as we have different styles
okay
these flowers are beautiful, thanks
in today's lucky draw,
even numbers win; Odds are penalized
the prize is a big snoopy
form Eddie
have you seen
an awkwardly dressed mainland girl?
Only a brilliantly dressed one
welcome
what's so funny?
Why are you dressed like a bridesmaid?
You dated me to a ballroom
we must get dressed up
for the banquet
I didn't know it's a party
I told you not to be so serious
if I didn't, I wouldn't be successful now
you're all crimson,
like blood from a wound
and I'm so well dressed
what are you doing from behind?
I must cover up some of the bare parts
mr li kar-shing will entertain
the chief in secret
look around
tell me your needs
try
applause, please
1, 2, 3, crush!
The kitchen must be properly guarded
the toilet room must be closed from entry
fix closed circuit TV in the toilet
chief chien is old and may pass out
those getting odd numbers
must sing english songs
english songs? It's fun
you're sick again, aunt?
This lucky winner is no.117
no.117, please come up
come on
I don't sing
but must go up to see
the surroundings below
no.117, come up
this way, coming
we must see the surroundings
why two at the same time, 1177?
What english song will you sing, miss?
We're not here to sing
sheng, any english song?
Select one - wind flower
since you like it,
we'll sing wing flower
wind flower,
you two take over
there are man loopholes at the entrance
I can't read some of the words
just roll up your tongue
roll up?
Not shaking this way
Didn't we do it well enough?
What are they up to? Let's go
don't worry, let's draw again
We've an appointment with miss pai
Auntie, who are we supposed to see?
To see his good friend and girlfriend
is the true purpose of his trip to hk
this is a state secret
don't let the hk British know it
it's disgrace
it's beautiful here
luckily this vr handbag.
I carry can match it
Are you miss pai su-Cheng?
Yes, how do you know I live here?
Our public security has
long been computerized
finding you presents no difficulty at all
uncle chien wants me to see you
he said he'd like to see you
no, I can't see him
you're doing well now,
and so is the communist party
it's now the best chance
for a meeting
- fallen asleep?
- No
let me write to explain to him
it's still not time for us to meet
tell him to take care of himself
otherwise, we can achieve nothing
What's this?
A bullet-proof vest
is it okay?
It's for chief chien
for chief chien? I must try
ready, sheng
It's okay
good, reliable
tell chief chien
not to take it off even taking a bath
it's torn!
Let me have a look
this coin has saved me
what's the matter with you?
Sister, a visit for you
come, come
comrade li peng?
No, sister, he's behind you
brother Yung
shih-nan
why are you here?
Sister, he insisted on seeing you.
He's got information
what information?
We've got into
that someone wants to kill chien li
who's chien li?
Hw knows chief chien's visit to hk
and other things we don't know
what do you know?
That chen li flew from Peking to Shanghai
railed from Shanghai to hangchow,
flew from hangchow to canton
then sailed from canton to Hong Kong
why so many different
means of travel?
To keep it a secret
is he coming today or tomorrow?
Not today, not tomorrow,
but day after tomorrow
morning or afternoon?
Noon, to see his old flame
a male or a female?
A female of course, she's pai su-Cheng
pai su-Cheng? Never heard of her
I've only heard of brandts
essence of chicken
pai su-Cheng is her name,
an ex-queen of nan Kai university
because her father is a kuomintang member
she hasn't seen chien li for half a century
the killer is a taiwanese,
now in Hong Kong
our men are investigating
and will tell you once we have news
it's now crucial to stop
chien li from surfacing
it's better to believe it than not
can't we have him put off his trip?
How strange
hk and Taiwan brethren are more concerned
about the motherland's leaders
than we mainland people
this has hitherto been the case
we prayed only 3 minutes
on the death of the hk governor
it anything happens to a Chinese leader
we hk people have to pray for ourselves
yes, if chien were killed by taiwanese
the mainland had an excuse to invade Taiwan
and Taiwan can't hold its own
don't worry. Even a killer won't kill
a powerless
old tennis fun
chien li doesn't deserve death
these years killing has become irrational
the attempts on Reagan, the pope,
John Lennon, Elvis...
Elvis wasn't killed
yes,
he was kill by prestley
isn't beardsley a soccer star?
He's a footballer
no, he's kgb
why should a kmb employee kill Elvis?
Kgb is the Soviet secret police
secret police playing football?
No
Elvis is still alive
still alive? I see
so that foreigner we saw
in the street is Elvis
sister, it was leung sing-po
we're talking about foreigners
how confused you are
a dead cat or live cat,
don't take the killer to be "sick cat"
find the killer if you please
we must protect the committee chairman
sheng, work
you identity has been confirmed by interpol
I'm insp lu of the political branch
you station here with us for the time being
do you understand cantonese?
Of course I do
How could your car carry
so many passengers?
This is secret of the Chinese side
any injury? I've learned first aid. Let me
he's our spy
no, he's out special agent
he's our counter-spy
he gets renminbi each month
he gets my new Taiwan dollar
no, he gets Hong Kong dollar
everybody gets a copy of the info.
The killer is...
A male or female?
A male a female, a female a male
a male and a female
or a female and a male? It's different
dead!
Oh, no!
Not so easy
it's acting
wake up quick!
Wake up, wake up!
Don't pretend to be dead!
Nuts
wait, he said one male and one female
one female and one male
could be one male and one female
one female and one male
one male and one female
one male and one female
one female and one male
one female and one male
one male and one female
first one male and one female,
then one female and one male
fatty, why did you
act against my order last night?
If that thug circulated it
you can't avenge your granddad
we come to Hong Kong to be wasted then
you don't mean to avenge your grandad?
Fatty, can you identify
your grandad's killer?
Enough
after taking revenge, we return to Taiwan
there's not much fun in hk
The killers are
a male and a female
don't get nervous
I'm not, I'm a professional
public security man
okay
you know who's the killer?
I only want to see your looks
I know the killer is now playing
a rat-catches-rat game
cat catching rat
cats and rats are traditional enemies
rats are friends to rats
still talking such nonsense now?
Get me one male and one female now
Mr lu,
we caught one man and one woman
outside the xinhua news agency
is it true?
Escort them in
yes
do you understand cantonese?
No
Sister, seeing you so nervous,
I can't relax
speak now! Answer quick!
Answer us
yes
how do you know
he'd be here day after tomorrow?
How do you know chief
chien would come to hk?
How do you know he didn't fly?
How do you know he came on a container Van?
You really want me to say?
Yes, come on
I know nothing
now you've said it and I know everything
buddy, your behaviour reflects on Taiwan
cooperate with us
if you plan to settle
down in Taiwan in future
the gov't. Will award you nt$10 million
if you don't tell the purpose
of your visit to xinhua news agency
we'll take you
by speedboat to the mainland for trail
you Hong Kong people don't care about
the safety of chief chien.
Aren't you afraid?
Officially, I do care
the hk people have also gone through much
the eight grand old men up north
may die any moment
you can't worry unduly
lock them up to avoid any possible slip
Here we are in Hong Kong?
Yes, uncle chien
Here we are, uncle chien
Uncle chien, take a rest now
count on us for your safety
good
Come on, uncle chien, have some tea
contact Cheng for me at once
I'll make the bed for you
who's it?
Master, it's me - sheng
I know you're excellent at chi kung
will you teach me?
Your esp is powerful
mine doesn't count for much
if we combined,
we'd be invincible
If you yearn for anybody
just concentrate
and transmit the idea to him
I want my auntie
to be free from female diseases
Auntie, may you be young
and sentimental always
and be sweet, gentle and charming
Don't him me often, be coquettish
Be conquettish
Let's retire for a while
What have you done just now?
Sorry
Well, let's do it again
be coquettish
be sentimental
Be coquettish and charming
What are you doing?
Be coquettish
what are you doing? I can't
I can't, I can't
What are you doing?
What am I doing?
This house is haunted
Brother, it was only a misunderstanding
in time and space
I never meant to make passes at you
if you were harassed mentally
I suffer a great wound in heart too
hope it's now over. Goodbye
let me tell you a secret
yes
40 years ago
I had my first sex relation with her
on this beach, mr chien?
Yes, we used heaven
as the blanket and sand as our bed
the moon was our light
we enjoyed our love session
where's shih-nan?
Uncle chien, I know where she's now
she must be putting on her swimwear
over here
Don't fuss. She's used to that
uncle chien, I'll inspect everywhere
what's so funny?
You look special in your bikini
what's so special?
It signifies industry, agriculture and army
don't follow me
Shih-nan, they're laughing
at you behind you
but I won't
in whatever wear
you look beautiful, ladylike
and great
I'll never laugh at you
they're ignorant
Don't be so solemn, auntie
chief chien, you may go up
We greatly enjoyed
our love session here
uncle chien, did you?
Each young one be like that
right
Chief chien has dedicated himself
to revolution for scores of years
never thought he was a great lover too
he braved political risk
to see his old flame
me, I'm a party adherent,
but not strong in feelings
my love life is still blank
only because you've set high standards
don't you know someone's in live with you?
Who can read my heart?
Is he talking to me?
Yes
have I set a high standard?
Why don't" you keep your heart open?
I haven't found a lover yet
why don't' you take me into consideration?
Luckily he cant' hear us
of course, he can't
only people in telepathy can hear it
don't think only you
can have a heart-to-heart talk?
I've heard everything
mr chiang,
girls are as unreliable as the hk gov't
in fact, he's good-looking
shih-nan
did we talk with our hearts?
You seem to like mr lu
mind your speech
I'll call lu ping. You look around here
Auntie Cheng, uncle chien really misses you
if this goes on,
he may be stricken with illness
come with me to see him right away
ok, tell him to go to the same old place
I'll arrange to pick you up right away
chief chien will visit the studio tomorrow
chien and Cheng first met in that studio
he enjoys watching filming,
but it's difficult to protect him
in a complex studio
I've inspected the whole place
what are they filming?
A swordplay epic
you take charge outside, I, inside
to protect him by standing aside
is no good
isn't that too haphazard, sheng?
We must pay more attention to this
auntie...
Yes?
Don't look at me this way
what's wrong with you?
You keep talking back
Start with investigation. Go out quickly
Yung, you go first
go now
the balls on the ear looks like a cancer
only because you chose too slowly
just close the studio and search strictly
why act so mysteriously?
By playing stuntmen
we can watch more clearly
Taiwan brethren may laugh at me
in such a disguise
in olden times
there was no kuomintang
or the communist party
the villa's under your care;
outside it's under ours
idiots, is it worth taking such a big risk
when your boss
won't protect you?
If anything happens to chien,
we may even lose our residency in China
reside in Taiwan
I'm used to tsuen wan
anybody who has co-operated with us knows
that I use different roles to crack a case
formerly modern, now costume
any responsible public security man
won't let this opportunity slip
let me guarantee on my chastity
your personal security after 1997
what if you lose your chastity before 19977
that's your misfortune
stuntmen, get to the rooftop
ok, come on
You move too hard, the house may collapse
nobody's moving, it was your balls
ok, jump
only one mattress?
You've learned
Shaolin martial arts, haven't you?
There are different kinds
I've learned hard skill, not light skill
only one mattress won't work, will it?
Hard skill needs no mattress, right?
So, I need several
get one for her
put more mattresses, more...
Don't worry
put more
can you jump now?
Yes
coming
ok? Do it again if you fail
I'm usually timider
on the 1st of each moon
it was the 1st yesterday
what a coincidence
thank you. Please take a rest
okay
take the camera over there
sit down
See? Try to crouch lower
excuse me for saying so, sir
this is not our orthodox saholin swordplay
you should...
It's getting rusty for
lack of practice. Sorry
any female pupils in the Shaolin temple?
It has changed to co-ed
what co-ed?
It's co-educational
Turn around, ok?
Comedown, body too
make it more powerful and brilliant
again
did I scare you
my light skill is terrific,
so you can't hear
I mean it was not
the way to do it
give a demonstration
okay
What's it?
I've already killed
a flying bird
you're not good enough in internal skill
You make me nervous pacing up and down
let me observe quietly
you know it? Are you a Shaolin man?
Jump up, come down
this is the last. Watch over here
get back your hand
coach
what's it now?
Your poling is not bad,
but it has no name
is that so? Enlighten me
okay
dragon wages tail
Cone country two systems, four insistences
old tree uproots
Guard against right, counter left
fallen leaves under the storm
One center, two basics
the last blow: Mao tse-tung thought
you've even dropped your weapon!
The mao-thought blow is a sure win
the enemy is all killed
let's exchange blows
okay
Stay where you are!
After him!
Halt!
How dare you lay hands
on Chinese public security?
How dare you hit the royal hk police?
How dare you hit interpol
of state security?
Don't!
Chief chien, sir run run wants to see you
it's my personal visit. Don't trouble him
okay
sheng,
this was my rendezvous with Cheng
there were only mountains then
uncle chien,
why such a wilderness for your rendezvous?
That's just like young men
where's your auntie?
Uncle chien, I'm here
what's wrong?
Security is complicated,
but is now all fixed
uncle chien, see the show, over there
help him
Why don't they fight?
They're not good at martial arts
the palming will be
painted on after filming
much as we'd like to,
we're powerless to protect him
what?
Sister, that district
is the democrats' base
those people always go against the gov't
it's ok for them to parade or petition
but what if they take
chief chien hostage to
exchange for jailed Democratic dissidents?
We really are in a tight spot
chien parted with Cheng long ago
he may not
recognize her now
let's get someone to play Cheng
no
We mustn't break the heart
of a sentimental old man
we can't fool him
we won't feel well if we do that to him
don't fool him
besides, communist party members never lie
auntie, yeh hsuan-ping want s to see you
I'm busy. Make an excuse for me
she's got an abortion, can't come
uncle chien, let me read the news to you
China insists on
own style socialism
to continue with reforms and open policy
and resolutely oppose
bourgeois liberalization
enough, too borning
read some light news
what about sports news?
Beijing beats Shanghai 2-0,
hunan beats hupei 3-1
shansi and shantung draw;
liaoning-szechwan match
adjourned due to rain
our newspapers are comprehensive
they're best for wrapping
read hk newspapers to me
hk newspapers? They
stress counter-revolution
and full of sex and violence.
They're no good
there must be something interesting
read this passage
a Ridge of low pressure
extends to the south
forecast: Cloudy, south-easterly wind
with intermittent rains and sunshine
east wins over west;
The whole day's weather is fickle
guard against right,
but most important, oppose left
are you out of your mind?
May I come in?
Yes
sit down
Mr chien, for the sake of your safety
I hope you'll cancel your trip
shih-nan has given me the same advice
I came from afar
I won't give up without seeing her
you still have a chance
don't tell me to wait!
Till I can't see, hear clearly
and can't walk?
It means not seeing her then
while I'm still in good health
and can speak, joke, embrace...
Uncle chien, you must be joking
I'm serious
let's go in and sit down
Why are you
shilly-shallying?
On behalf of our other staff
getting no British residency
I petition of chief chien
lobbying?
Why petition?
Please don't persecute us after 1997
hk is ruled by hk people after 1997.
There's no persecution
we only want to maintain the status quo
no problem for 50 years without change
ours is a sensitive line
we want no subsequent retaliation
you're too sensitive
we act on orders only
I've done nothing against
China and its people
I only took part in the millions parade
I thought it was walk for a million
I use Chinese products
look, the goose brand
your turn
done anything against
the country and people?
Review yourself
tell him about it
and get a mitigation
you can be a postman after 1997
that year I fought for hk team
against China in world cup
I got one goal,
elimination the Chinese team out of Asia
I repent over it now
I'll play one match
for China
to make amends after 1997
make amends
finished? Your turn
chief chien, my name is szeto wah
when my dad gave me this name
he didn't know there is another szeto wah
please transmit this
plea to the upper levels
that I'm not that szeto wah. That's all
it's not right for you
hk people to play along
remember what deng xiaoping said
black or white cat,
one that catches rates is a good one
if you can make money
and do good to the country
and Tom, dick or Harry makes no difference
quiet!
I know how you Taiwan and
hk brethren feel now
over the years
our country did something unpopular
the incidents of 1989, 98 less 12 less 32
are horrible and undesirable
you've figured wrong
should be 54 plus 10
I understand your disappointment and panic
don't ever give up hope
don't ask what your
country has done for you
ask what you've done for your country
chief chien, we're only
on a peaceful petition
we don't do anything dangerous
listen,
democracy should be fought for
but our party is liberal
don't fight for it, we'll give it
how much do you want? We'll give it to you
Ready? Please
hold it! Someone wants to see uncle chien
uncle chien dosen't know it
it's all right. She's his girlfriend
that moron beside her
could be uncle chien's grandson
is he?
All get in, please
what do you think of my looks?
Okay
mr chien, among Chinese leaders
you're the most handsome and adorable
uncle chien, - where's Cheng?
Over here
excuse me, let me have a look at this
okay
He fancies these
Keep away from the old men's affairs
go out
let's go out together
you, too, go out
you, too
I protect you here
don't worry. We won't do anything dangerous
don't tell them you told me to go out
you wouldn't want to disrupt our meetings?
I won't, take your time
thrown out?
No, I come out by myself
do you still remember tsai?
The one who fell madly in love with you
please come in, lady
thank you
mr chien only wants to see you alone
uncle chien
it's her
it's been a long time
take your time
so they say
distance won't
keep love away
I agree
why's it dead silent inside?
Watch your language,
inspector lu
you made bad remarks
about the orphan
in the drama we saw last night on TV
it's a drama. Why take it so serious?
But "the old man and the
sea" is a bit too long
I've put a souvenir in your handbag
give it to me so I'll give it to mr chien
I forgot
what do you want?
I want my husband's grandson to avenge him
don't hurt Cheng
if I don't, I would be breaking your heart
then I lose the only chance
of being happy in all these years
tell the two men outside to come in
Yung, lu, come in
why not me?
It concern men only
Are you possessed?
I'm practicing chi kung
you have esp. Why practice that?
He told me to teach him sex chi kung
what?
It may forfeit your virgin skill
can sex chi kung save the country?
I've think of myself too
it's not worth being a
virgin for the country
is it a loss of face?
You want to get married too
that's another thing
after getting married,
you can still be a virgin
a wedding banquet is most important
if you practice the sex chi kung...
What if you get a retarded child!
Child, how many fingers?
Five
great!
How many fingers now?
Say it
ten
right
don't worry, let's die together
Don't let him die
hush! Try to open the handcuffs
can't
please don't provoke me any more
you make me
hate men all my life
this is not your 1st time
don't do that to me
shut up! Say it again
and I'll gun them down
child, what's in the pocket?
I must take them all away
no
Uncle chien hates seeing these
you know who's uncle chien?
Seen him in the news?
No way
Let's go
promise not to
see me again, will you?
Let's try to save now
as of now I'll hate Hong Kong men
Have you tried my Shaolin magnetic hand?
Fatty, my turn
Don't move!
Let him go or I'll kill him with one shot
uncle chien
after my death, spray my ashes over hk
the happiest moment in my life in hk
you carry a torch but he doesn't love you
shih-nan, let her shoot
I'm already 85, I don't mind
many men carry a torch
tho' I don't love them
am I to die then?
He won't live long even
if you don't kill him
don't!
Thanks for saving my life
all right
uncle chien, are you all right?
Yes, treat her well
well, let's go out
are you okay?
Are you okay too?
Yes
go in and put things straight
Sheng, where have you been?
One of the keys fatty used to hit people
can open any lock
we're rich!
Don't cry
we'll meet again soon
really?
Yes
I'll come to see you tomorrow
not so soon
let's see again in six months if you do can
take care
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye - goodbye
goodbye
Inspector lu, pleasant co-operation
pleasant co-operation
I know your concern
the political branch is being dissolved
the good news
is your residency in China has been fixed
come to me any time if you're interested
thank you
there's something I don't understand
I get admiration each time
I come down on business
I didn't lie. Look at Yung
this time you seem to
have no interest in me
maybe I do,
but I didn't tell you
is that so?
One thing is:
Are you always so tomboyish?
No, I have my gentle side
but our systems are different
well, see you
brethren, thanks for your hospitality
our open door policy will continue
we count on your support. Goodbye
goodbye, chien li, take care of yourself
shih-nan, shih-nan
goodbye
shih-nan