Bedevilled Rabbit (1957) - full transcript

"Bedevilled Rabbit" (1957)

with the Tazmanian Devil

subtitles by bludingutz

[ airplane engines droning ]

**Floop!**
[ airplane engines droning ]

[ tree branches creaking and snapping ]

**Crash!**

Hey! Wha' happen??

Take a little nap in a carrot patch
and the next thing I know, I'm here!

But where is here??

Tasmania??
[ exotic bird calls in background ]



Where is Tasmania is Tasmania??
[ exotic bird calls in background ]

[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

What the...
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Hey...must be chow time at the zoo!
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a minnit!
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a minnit!
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a minnit!!
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a....
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a minnit!
[ Sound of large galloping herd ]

Wait a minnit!!

WAIT A MINIIIIIIIT!!!



WAIT A M---

**zip!**

**thump!**

Ehh...

What's up, croc?

Who ya hidin' from?

[ Croc ]:
The Tasmanian Devil's on the looose!

[ Croc ]:
Run!! Run!! Run for your life!!!

[ Croc ]:
Ruuuuuun!!!

"Tasmanian Devil"??

And what, praytell, is a "Tasmanian Devil"

To create such a fur-or-ry?

Hmmm...

"Beware of the Tazmanian Devil"...

"a vicious ravenous brute with
powerful jaws like a steel trap."

[ continues reading out loud ]

Heh!

A likely story!

Bet there ain't no such animal!

[ continues reading list out loud ]

[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

**Craaack!**
[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

***Buzzzzzzzzzzz***
[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

*Buzzz!*
[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

[ whirring, revving up sound increasing in pitch ]

*snarl!* *grunt!* *growl!* [etc.]

[ spots Bugs ]
Blyeah!!!

[ continues snarling ]

[ Bugs still reading list of animals out loud ]

What?? No rabbits???

[ Tazmanian Devil ]:
Especially rabbits!!!

AAaarrrrrgh

**CHOMP!!**

Ehhh....

What's up, doc?

[ unintelligible grunting, snarling, etc... ]

Geeeez, what a grouch!

Rabbit!!
[ snarling, grunting, etc. ]

Put me down!
*shove!*

I'm not a rabbit!

I'm a monkey!

And monkeys are definitely not on your menu!

Eee-eee-eee! Eee-eee-eee!

[ murmurning to himself ]

Eeeeeuhhh...

Uhhhhhhhhh!

[ snarling angrily ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

Heh heh...what a boid-brain!
[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

Uh-oh...he wants to play some more!
[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ growling, snarling, etc. ]

Tag!
**Whap!!**

You're it, baggy eyes!

Yaarrrghghgh!

[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!*
*Thump!*

[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!*
*Thump!*

[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!*
*Thump!*

[ whirring, revving sound ]
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*Buzz!* *Thump!*
[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!*
*Thump!*

[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!* *Thump!*
[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ whirring, revving sound ]

*Buzz!* *Thump!*
[ whirring, revving sound ]

[ revving, buzzing & thumping continue ]

Hey, Baggy Eyes!

EYYACHHH---

**CRASH!!**

Hmmm...

I wonder what Tasmanian Devil
little thin pancakes would taste like?

Well...I guess I'll never know---

*grab!*
**Eaghh!**

[ in growly voice ]
What for you say you monkey...

When you got little powderpuff
tail like rabbit?

Rabbit??

[ shaking out salt ]
[ Taz humming ]

Hiccup!
[ shaking out salt ]
[ Taz humming ]

[ shaking out salt ]
[ Taz humming ]

[ Taz humming ]

[ shaking out pepper ]
[ Taz humming ]

Eeech eeccch eechh eechgah...

EECHH! EEEECH! EECH---

AHHHHHHHH

CHOOOO!!!!
**Pew!!**

Heeey, Tazzy, old devil!

Ya sure toss a mean salad!

[ delighted grunting & growling ]

But any real gourmet knows you just
don't serve a tossed salad with rabbit!

[ Bugs]:
Ya soive it with wild turkey surprise!

Huuuuh?

Wild turkey surprise??

Too bad I'm all tied up,
or I'd cook ya up a batch!

Ooooohhhh!!!

Wild turkey surprise!!!

[ grunting, growling & licking chops ]

One a-wild turkey surprise a-coming up!!
[ grunting, growling & licking chops ]

[ Taz rapidly thumping on table ]

[ Bugs singing ]:
Atsa matta, atsa matta, hey!

Atsa matta for you?

You eat-a my ravioli,
and my pasta fazool-a, too!
[ match striking ]

You eat-a my ravioli,
and my pasta fazool-a, too!
[ fuses hissing ]

I'm-a give you a-cacciatore,
and a pizza that's good to chew
[ fuses hissing ]

Atsa matta, you no like-a me, hey!
Atsa matta for you?
[ fuses hissing ]

Eat-a up, while it's still a-sizzlin'!
[ fuses hissing ]

*Gobble!* *Munch!* *Smack!* *Slurp!*

**Guuuullllp!!**

Mmmmmmmmmm
*pat!* *pat!* *pat!* *pat!* *pat!*

***BLAM!!!***

*rumble!*

Pardon...

Dat's all right!

You good kid!

[ Growling & snarling ]

Don't you "[ Growling & snarling ]" ME, buster!

[ Growling & snarling ]

Yeeeeeeach!

[ Angry growling & snarling ]

*Pew!*

[ whirring & revving up ]

[ skidding to a stop ]

Eh, let's see, uh...

I'll take dis, and dis,
one o' dese, and dis!

[ whirring & revving ]

[ snarling & growling ]

[ whirring & revving ]

Tasmanian SHE-devil!!!

*Whistle!*

Ow-woooooo!
Ow-woooooo!

Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

[ cat-call ]

Aroof!

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Grrraaahhh!

Rowrrr!

John!

Marsha!

[ Kissey sounds ]

MMmmmMMmmmmm....

**Snap!!**

Wow!!

[ Hoo! Woo! Hmmm! Hoo! ]

[ female voice ]: John!

[ snarling and growling ]

**Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap! Whap!**
[ snarling and growling ]

[ Whapping continues in background ]

She's a niiiiice lady!
[ Whapping continues in background ]

Yeeeeeeeccccch!!!