Azteq Versus the Prowler of the Lonley Woods (2016) - full transcript

Hey, babe, do you
mind grabbing that blanket?

Not at all.

Thanks.

You got it?

Oh, perfect.

Do you like it?

Hey, grab a beer.

You know, I hope you're enjoying yourself.

So far.

It's not every day we get to spend,

you know, our one year
anniversary together



as a couple.

I know.

So, cheers to us?

Mm hmm.

Cheers to one year.

Hold on.

I love you, sweetheart.

I know.

Johnny!

What the?

During the
heyday of the Aztec Empire

there existed an order of knights

known as the Jaguars,

who were a trained militia which vowed



to die protecting their homeland.

The head of the order was
the god of war Mixcoatl.

From a very early age, the young boys

were trained in the art of warfare

and hand-to-hand combat.

The senior soldiers wore masks

to inflict terror on their enemies,

and the hearts of their prisoners

became the raw materials
to satisfy the blood lust

of their god.

A severe drought, in conjunction

with the bloody Spanish invasion of 1525,

was the beginning of the end

of this great empire.

After the Spanish genocide,

a brave general of the order

named Aztek Tecpicalli,
meaning the Great Warrior,

was among the lucky few who escaped

to distant lands.

For generations, the
descendants of Tecpicalli

continued to train in Aztec martial arts

and the use of the great warrior mask,

which would seal their commitment

to protect and shelter the
weak and underprivileged.

Today, Aztek Wildcat, a direct descendant

of General Aztek Tecpicalli,

continues this legacy of
honor, justice, and dignity.

Aztek, you're up next.

Aztek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek.

You suck!

Business out there.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the following contest is
for the Aztec Lucha League

Heavyweight Championship

and is scheduled for one fall.

Introducing first, your challenger,

weighing in at 155
pounds, from Mexico City,

the Aztek Wildcat!

Astek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek,

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek,

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek.

And his opponent,

he is the current reigning and defending

Aztec Lucha League Heavyweight Champion,

weighing in at 290 pounds,

from Transylvania, Romania,

Prince Vlad!

I'm the champ!

Thank you very much!

Come on, Aztek.

Aztek!

We believe in you!

You missed.

Hurt him.

Bring
him out of the corner.

Do it again!

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad,
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad, Vlad!

Vlad sucks, Vlad sucks.

Vlad sucks, Vlad sucks.

Shut up!

Aztek, Aztek!

Here we go, come on, come on.

Boo this man!

Boo this man!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek,

Aztek, Aztek!

Hit him again.

Leave Aztek alone!

Prince Vlad sucks,

Prince Vlad sucks!

You suck!

Come on, ring that bell, come on.

All right, come on, one,

come one, two.

One, two, three!

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner

and new Aztec Lucha League

Heavyweight Champion, the Aztek Wildcat!

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Aztek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek,

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Hey, pumpkin face.

Hey, pumpkin face.

Try this, it might look better.

Yeah, pumpkin face.

Stupid pumpkin face.

Why do they do this to you?

I'm so sorry.

Staying busy there, Chief?

What kind of world are we living in?

One bad season, this
becomes a baseball town.

What you got for me, Chris?

Found the body of a
young man, early 20s,

out by Lake Fort yesterday.

Johnny Montana, according to his ID.

Found beside the lake, not in it.

It's not uncommon to
find a dead body out there.

You suspect the Mexican drug cartels?

No, there doesn't appear
to be a clear motive.

Witnesses say that they saw the victim

leaving with his girlfriend.

Now, he was slashed to
death, but there's no sign

of the girlfriend's body anywhere.

Is she a suspect?

Person of interest at the moment.

Who found the body?

Park ranger.

Makes it a federal case then, Chris.

FBI's gonna handle it.

Yeah, but it's my jurisdiction.

Let me see what I can do

about getting your hands in on it.

If we end up waiting for the feds,

you and I could both be playing bingo

at some retirement village.

You know how that works, Chief.

You know, the truth is, we got a young man

who's been slashed to death,

his girlfriend is missing,

and somebody out there is looking

for some major attention.

I'm gonna find out who did it.

I promise you that.

All right.

Looking good today, keep it up.

Nice.

Don't look at me, keep it real, babe.

Nice.

It looks like you found
the perfect spot.

God, it's so warm out here.

Okay, I think we're done for today.

Are you sure?

Positive.

We'll complete the photo shoot next week.

We have about two months
to finish the calendar.

Well, just let me know
what you're looking for.

I have a lot of fresh ideas.

Maybe something more sexy next week,

more provocative,

maybe a wet t-shirt or something.

Okay.

I'll think of a location later.

You can put your clothes on.

Jerry?

Is that you?

Jerry!

It's not funny!

It's not gonna work today.

Jerry, stop playing, shit.

It's not nice!

Oh, fuck!

We have to start our
interview now, Aztek.

Can I please take this call?

It's important.

Thank you.

Hello?

Hey, Ivie, everything okay?

I'll be there soon.

No, it's not okay.

I'm completely disgusted

with and disappointed in you, Aztek.

We were supposed to meet
for dinner an hour ago.

Where are you?

Uh, I know, and I'm sorry.

It's just that, you know how it is

when a bunch of journalists show up

at the locker room and they just wanna,

you know, continue asking questions.

In the five months
that we've been dating,

you've given me so many excuses.

Come on now,
you know that's not true.

No, since we've been together,

you've let me down so many times

I can't even keep track anymore.

I know and I'm sorry but, I promise,

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Just give me 10 minutes and I'll be there.

Maybe some women are okay

with the crazy, unpredictable lifestyle

of dating a pro wrestler, but I'm not!

Ivie, can you please just let me talk

for just a second?

No, you let me talk.

I want someone I can depend on.

I'm leaving right now.

I've been waiting for an hour,

and where's my boyfriend?

Taking care of some stupid interview?

Okay, so I'll meet you Guanajuato

Mexican restaurant.

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Please don't let me down again, Aztek,

or this will be the end of us.

I won't, I promise I'll be there

as soon as possible.

You better be.

Hey, guys, sorry, is there any way

we can do this interview at another time?

I'm already late for a date

and my girlfriend is not very happy.

Well,

okay,

give me a call when you have time.

Thank you very much.

I swear, I'll call.

Whatever, let's go.

Pete.

Hi, excuse me.

I'm looking for my girlfriend,
blonde, attractive,

about, you know, mid-20s.

Hmm, would she be the one who was sad,

frustrated, and angry while
having a phone conversation?

Yeah, that's her, why?

She left this for you.

- Oh Lord.
- She's been gone about

20 minutes now.

Okay.

Thank you.

You know, I really love you, Jenny.

Did you think about me
when you were in Iraq?

Always, babe.

I know that's not true.

There is no way you
could've thought about me

every single day, but that's okay.

You know, I thought about
you every single day.

Oh yeah?

I did.

At first, I was mad at you for leaving,

but then I just thought of you

and hoped I'd get to see you again.

I don't understand what
you're trying to tell me.

It's simple.

I thought you were gonna marry Carly,

but then she started seeing Leo,

and when that happened, I thought,

you know, maybe you'd
start looking my way.

I have a feeling I'm
pushing you into this.

That's not true at all.

You're not pushing me into anything.

Now what?

I'm sorry, it's just,
you're going too fast.

I don't think so, babe.

What?

Somebody's here, James.

Oh, come on, no one's gonna see us.

No, I'm serious.

I'm serious, we gotta go.

We gotta go.

You have nothing to worry about, babe.

You're completely safe here.

Okay.

No, no!

No, put me down!

Please, stop!

Fuck, put me down!

Put me down, please!

Jenny?

James?

We have to go.

Kid, come on, push.

Push, come on, push!

Push!

Come on, push it.

It's a piece of cake, kid.

Come on, let's make it, come on.

There ya go, come on,
hit it again, hit it!

Hit it!

There ya go, get mad at it.

Get mad at it, kid, come on.

All right.

You ready to do this?

Yes, sir.

All right, let's do it, come on.

Let's get it.

Welcome back to earth, kid.

I've noticed you've been
introspective lately.

As of late, I've been
having a lot of issues

having to channel all my
fears into one agreement.

Well, normally we don't face our fears,

but we have the gift to
challenge the outcome

of that what we cannot control.

To face it.

Then our fears and
frustrations will vanish.

By doing this, we can grasp
the freedom of our minds.

But what I don't seem to understand

is that, why is it that
everything that we love

the most always seem to be in the places

that we fear the most.

What's your biggest fear, Aztek?

Getting kicked in the
balls during a match.

Seriously?

What is your greatest fear?

Honestly, probably
facing a bigger opponent.

Maybe losing my title.

Or maybe just losing the
person that I love the most.

So, what's your concern?

You're successful at both.

Great, yeah.

Seriously,

don't be without hope, Aztek.

When you're confronted with disappointment

and the things that we go through in life,

that puts us on the path to our destiny.

You know, when Dad passed away,

he had reminded me and told me

that only the dead have seen the end

of our innermost fears.

According to the Yamakia Code,

there are spiritual talents
that cannot be taught,

but we have to experience
them to understand,

even death.

What are you saying?

You know, sometimes I
have a really hard time

trying to understand your riddles.

The life of the Aztec warriors

was an endless battle.

It was a continued warfare

of capturing the prisoners
to sacrifice for the gods.

And to gain respect, the recruiter

had to take his hostages.

After capturing his four enemies,

he was entitled the Jaguar.

So you need to decide what four enemies

you have in life and capture them.

Oh, so how do I do that?

It's like the Jaguar,

he's opportunistic,

calculating,

preferring to face the strong,

more clever, powerful prey,

like the fox, the coyote, the tapir,

the anaconda.

Hey, babe, can I get a five, please?

Hey, babe, it's just $5.

Can't you hear, don't you understand?

A single.

Texas ID,

credit card.

Too slow.

Who the hell you think you are?

Your worst nightmare.

Really, how about a little one-on-one

then?

All right.

Please don't kill me.

Why are you giving our
people such a bad name?

Excuse me, ma'am?

I think this belongs to you.

Thank you very much.

I thought this was history.

Do me a favor, though.

Just be careful, these streets
are really not that safe.

Okay.

Are you okay, though?

- Yes, I'm fine, thank you.
- Okay.

Hey, buddy, what's your name?

Robbie.

Robbie, huh?

Robbie, can you do me a favor?

Yeah.

Can you take care of your mom?

- Yes, sir.
- Okay.

Hey, masked man.

What's your name?

My friends call me

Aztek.

Come on!

You stupid car!

Come on.

Seriously?

Why here?

Really?

Fuck!

No, no, no!

Somebody help me!

No, what the fuck?

Let me go!

No, no, no, no, please!

Please let us go.

We won't tell anyone, I promise,

we haven't seen your face.

I swear.

No!

No.

It's gonna be all right.

You're gonna be okay.

Please, let is go!

Get away from me!

Please
let us go, please.

Touch me again and I'll
fucking cut your balls off!

Please.

You don't have to do this.

Excuse me.

Are you Aztek Wildcat?

Yes.

Am I in trouble?

Detective Chris Longley,
Fort Worth Police Department.

I'd like to ask you a few questions.

Sure, please.

What can I help you with, Detective?

Wait, this is Ivie.

Is she alive?

Ivie Proctor was reported missing

24 hours ago by her roommate.

Now the report also stated that she

had a rather turbulent
love affair with you.

Well, I wouldn't call it turbulent.

I mean, her and I, yes,
we had some issues,

but, as a mater of fact,
that's a little too personal

and you're asking way too many questions.

If you care about Ivie Proctor,

please, answer the question.

Yes, her and I, we had a relationship.

But it just didn't work out.

You know, we had differences of ideas.

Me, my career.

Her, her idea of personal quality time.

Again, it just didn't work out.

Thursday, a young woman discovered

the body of US Army
veteran James Filgerber

at the Forest Reserve at Fort Lake Park.

Now, as you can see, the body reveals

repeated stab wounds to the neck,

all right around the jugular area.

Now, the interesting thing
about our victims here

is they were all accompanied
by their girlfriends,

with the exception of what we assume

is just a jogger, wrong place, wrong time.

And then we have Ivie,
who was abducted alone.

So, as of right now,
all four of these women

are missing.

Am I a suspect?

To be honest with you,
I don't see a motive.

You have no criminal history.

I've interviewed several
people of good reputation

who all say that you're a
fine, honorable citizen.

Let me ask you something, Detective.

Do you have any clues?

Just a few.

This guy, he's either clever or lucky,

but he knows the woods,

so we're dealing with
either a true psychopath

or a sexual predator.

Now, let me ask you something else.

Does a psychopath usually tend to go

for the attractive women?

Yes and, in this case,
they're all blondes.

You think he's just
going after the women

and then just the men are just
becoming collateral damage.

Yeah, it's a little odd, but we think

what we're dealing with here is a guy

whose killing is not his main motive.

He's a collector, he's a
hoarder of human beings.

I mean, I am positive we'll find

all of these women alive somewhere.

Well, I'm gonna go out tomorrow morning

to where one of the bodies
was found and look around.

So at this time, I don't
have any further questions.

Detective, are you going
out there on your own?

Of course I'm going out there on my own.

I'm a cop, that's my job.

I apologize, I didn't mean to,

for it to come out that
way, and I'm sorry,

I'm not judging your expertise.

I'm just trying to help
out in anyway I can.

If you think of anything,
just give me a call.

All right?

Thanks for your time.

Detective,

take me with you.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, you're much better off

staying right where you are.

Come on, Detective, let me help you.

I promise, you won't regret it.

Look, I know how you're feeling.

I mean, really, I do.

Come on, I'm just asking
you, let me help you.

I promise, you won't regret it.

Let me think about it.

Come on, there's nothing
you can think about.

What else, are there gonna be more girls

that are gonna get kidnapped

or there's gonna be more dead bodies,

which is it?

All right.

Payback or justice?

Justice, I hope.

All right, come by my
office tomorrow morning

at seven am.

Don't be late.

You got forms to fill out.

Wait, wait, forms?

Come on, detective, I'm
not looking for a job.

Yeah, well, we still gotta
run a background check on you.

I mean, I don't know who you are.

Yeah, I've heard you're
a well-known wrestler,

but I don't know the real you,

you know what I'm saying?

I get it.

I got nothing to hide, so go ahead

and do what you gotta do.

I have one more question.

How come you never take
the mask off in public?

This is my culture, this is my heritage.

You know, this is what I
resemble being an Aztec warrior,

but it's something that you
probably wouldn't understand

where I'm coming from.

No, no, no, no, I'm listening.

Okay, well, like I was telling you,

this is my culture, this is something

that has been passed on from
generation to generation,

and I'm honored that I'm
carrying on with this culture,

but let me ask you something else.

Have you ever heard probably one

of the most famous wrestlers
out there, Blue Demon?

Aztek something or other, I don't know

lucha libre wrestling, it's just all,

you know, it just seems...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait,

before you even cross that line,

let me just tell you, this is very real.

I take this very seriously.

And, again, I don't expect
for you to understand

where I'm coming from with this.

Don't take it personally.

Just, to me, it all seems really fake.

Okay, remember, tomorrow, seven am,

and, what you did yesterday

with the young woman and the kid,

that was impressive.

I mean, that was very impressive.

Well, Detective, every witness out there

will not tell you the
story of how it truly is.

You should know better than anyone.

Woo, let's go!

Yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen,

introducing first, in
the corner to my left,

he weighs in at 255 pounds,

from Los Angeles, California,

he is Tsunami!

Hey, come on.

And in the corner to my right,

he is your current Heavyweight Champion,

weighing in at 165 pounds,

from Mexico City, Mexico,

the Aztec Warrior!

Aztek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek.

Yeah, Tsunami!

Yeah!

Woo!

Aztek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Tsunami, Tsunami!

What the fuck, ref?

Two, three, four!

Let's go Aztek!

Come on, Aztek!

Tsunami!

Two, three, four!

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

You suck, Tsunami!

You go to hell!

Come on, Aztek!

Tsunami, Tsunami!

He's cheating!

Okay, Aztek!

Come on!

Let's go Aztek!

Let's go Aztek!

Tsunami, Tsunami!

Tsunami, Tsunami, Tsunami!

Tsunami, Tsunami!

Stay down!

- Two!
- Stay down!

Three!

That's it.

Come on.

Come on.

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Aztek, Aztek!

You
already whipped his plow!

Let's go Tsunami!

Let's go Tsunami!

What do you say?

What do you say?

Come on, what do you say?

You gotta tell me!

Do you give up?

Rope grab, come on!

Two, three, four!

Nobody's
harder to beat than Aztek.

- Tsunami!
- Sucks!

- Tsunami!
- Sucks!

- Tsunami!
- Sucks!

- Tsunami!
- Sucks!

- Tsunami!
- Sucks!

Sucks!

Tsunami!

Aztek, Aztek!

Tsunami!

One, two, three!

Ladies and gentlemen,
the winner of your match,

the Aztek Warrior!

Aztek, Aztek,
Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek,

Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek, Aztek!

Good job tonight, Aztek,
you really popped that crowd.

The only thing I don't get, man,

is that why you gotta go out there

and start acting like a fool, man?

I thought you were a.

See that's
the new name of my game.

It's called rude dog.

You're such an asshole, you know that?

Just remember, don't
turn your back on me.

You know I'm coming back for that rematch.

Why you gotta say that, man?

You ever been punched
and kicked in the body

600 times in a single night?

It bothers you after a while, you know?

Why are you asking me that?

You already know the answer.

Because that's what's
gonna happen to you

if we have another rematch.

Oh, by the way, take care of my belt,

I'm coming back for it
sooner than you think.

All right, we'll see about that.

By the way, Aztek, I'm
really sorry about Ivie.

Man, why you gotta say that for?

Master, Our Lord, Lord of the Mirror,

of the Night, of the Wind, poor am I.

In what manner

shall I act for thy city?

In what manner shall I
act for thy government,

for my people?

I am blind, I am death,

and I am an imbecile,

and filth hath my lifetime been.

Perhaps thou mistake me for another.

Perhaps thou seekest another in my stead.

Aztek, where are you?

You were supposed to be here at seven am.

All right, you still have to
fill out that paperwork, okay?

I'm gonna head out to the lake.

Meet me there.

Look.

This is the necklace that I gave Ivie.

Okay, according to my GPS,

this is where the young lady found

the body of US Army
veteran James Filgerber.

So, Detective, what do
you think we're looking for?

I don't know,

but when I figure it out, I'll tell ya.

Well, that's a good plan.

All right, well, Aztek,
do you see anything unusual?

No.

But I can tell you somebody's watching us.

How do you know?

I can sense it.

Okay.

Aztek!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, I need you, come on.

What the hell are you made of?

Aztek!

Come on.

Man, you okay?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Man, I'll tell you what, if I didn't let

those other two take me down,

I wasn't gonna let him take me down.

But you know what, it ain't over yet.

You ready?

- Yeah.
- All right, let's go.

This has to be it.

Oh, this place smells like shit!

Man, I don't know how anybody

could live under these conditions.

I wonder, pal.

You wanna take a wild guess who this is?

Surprise me, Aztek.

That's a good guess.

Still, we're gonna need to have

a more thorough
examination by the coroner.

Man, this guy was out of his mind.

Or maybe just disturbed by a series

of horrible episodes in his wretched life.

Hey, wait, you hear that?

God, yes.

Let's go.

Please!

Please, please, let us go!

- Where is he?
- He's dead.

Is he coming back?

No, he's not gonna hurt anybody anymore.

Can you just untie me, please?

Sure, sure.

I'm glad you're okay, Ivie.

It's okay, I'm here.

I know you are.

You're finally here, you made it on time.

I would never let you down, babe.

He volunteered to come with me today.

He was very convincing.

I know.

It's over now.

Hey, ladies, he's dead.

How do you know, who killed him?

You did?

Well.

You really are crazy, you know that?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

That guy's nuts.

Hey, I'm glad to hear that.

He can also be a complete
pain in the ass, too.

Tell me about it.

Oh, I missed you.

Good work, Longley.

Now, we're gonna have to discuss

why you disappeared for an entire day

with just civilian backup.

How you feeling?

You know what, little bit of a headache,

my hand, it'll be all right.

He's a pro wrestler, he
can take way more than this.

- What?
- Don't be modest, babe.

You know what I'm talking about.

- Come on.
- He seems like

a pretty tough guy.

Well, more than average
guys, but you know what?

I have a gung-ho type of spirit.

Really now?

- I do, yeah.
- Okay.

No, not an average guy.

Well, most average than anybody else,

but, you know.

What do you know about this guy?

His name was Edward Lee Carver,

35 years old, raised by a single mother,

no record of who the father was.

Now, we're guessing that
he was about 15 years old

when his mother passed away.

He spent the last five years of his life

in various mental institutions.

The mummified corpse that we found inside,

possibly the mother,

and looks like he never reported her death

to the authorities,

so I just gotta confirm his date of birth

and then just talk to the locals out here

and find out how he survived.

- So, Aztek.
- Yes?

You came to the restaurant
that day, didn't you?

I did, but, you know,

things got a little
complicated after that.

Let's just take it from here,
let's start over from here.

You cool with that?

Well, you already know I am.

And, besides, I already
got my four prisoners.

What are you talking about?

Nothing, babe, it's
just an old Aztec proverb,

but I promise I'll
explain it to you later.

You bet you will.

I will, promise.

Well, I want a full report
on my desk early Friday.

I'm working on it.

What about your civilian partner,

you know, the wrestler?

Oh, Aztek?

I'd be dead if it wasn't for him,

that's for sure.

Does he ever take that mask off?

I'll explain it in my report.

Fair enough.

Oh, and, uh, take a couple days off

cause you look like shit.

I'll take that as a compliment.

I missed you.

Oh, I did, too.

Feeling better, Miss Proctor?

I am, thanks to you.

You know, you and
those other young women,

y'all got very lucky today.

We sure did, thank you.

All right, you take care, okay?

- Bye bye.
- Thank you, sir.

Great guy, good officer.

Looks like you two
could use a ride home.

Man, you're a lifesaver.

Can we please do something normal,

like eat dinner, because I'm starving!

Well, I happen to know
this great little place

that serves fantastic Mexican food,

and it's reasonable.

- Really?
- Yeah.

What's the name of the restaurant?

Uh, Guanajuato.

It's downtown, great enchiladas,

my treat.

Really?

Do you know what?

We'll take you up on it.

I always take a dinner, and especially

when it's with my girl.

We're on.

- All right.
- You are such a liar!

What, I'm just telling
the truth, you know.

All right.

Excuse me, Aztek, can you tell me

a little bit about what
happened here tonight?

Sorry, we have a dinner to go to.

- Aztek.
- I gotta go eat.

I gotta go eat, my woman's
hungry, she's hungry.

- Aztek.
- I gotta go, call me.

Call me.

Do not call him!

Call me.