America 3000 (1986) - full transcript

In Colorado, 900 years after a nuclear war in the USA, humanity's been sent.back to the Stone Age life. Amazons are ruling the tribes, the men are dumb, either kept as slaves and sex partners, or are living wild as animals. Only Korvis and a friend are intelligent enough to flee and found a tribe of their own. Will they manage to teach the women love to men again?

[ MUSIC ]

[ MUSIC ]

Gruss: THEY CAUGHT ME

AND A BUNCH OF OTHERS

ON A PLUGOT ROUND-UP.

PLUGOTS ARE WHAT

THE FRAULS CALLED US THEN.

THAT'S A FRAUL.

THEY RAN EVERYTHING.

AND THAT'S ME, GRUSS, A PRISONER

IN THE COMB OF THE FRISCOS.



THEIR RULER, THE TIARA,

SHE WAS GIVING US HOT SCAN

DECIDING WHAT SHE WAS

GONNA DO WITH US.

I DIDN'T NEED HEAVY SMARTS

TO FIGURE THINGS

WERE GOING COLD NEGGY.

THAT MEANS VERY BAD.

Reya: SEEDER.

MACHO.

MACHO.

THE FRAULS CALLED

THEIR SLAVES, "MACHOS."

THEY DID ALL THE HARD WORK.



SURE WASN'T SOMETHING

I WANTED TO BE.

SPIRITED.

SEEDER.

MACHOS.

MARK IT.

SEEDERS WERE FOR ONE THING

AND ONE THING ONLY,

MAKING BABY FRAULS.

THE TIARA HAD PICKED KORVIS

OUT FOR HER OWN DAUGHTER, VENA.

[ SCREAMING ]

DIDN'T TAKE MUCH TO

GET THE FRAULS EXCITED.

THE LEAST LITTLE THING

WOULD SET THEM OFF.

[ SHOUTING ]

GET THAT PLUGOT!

[ GROANING ]

I WAS HOT SCANNING

FOR A WAY OUT.

I DECIDED TO TAKE

THE FIRST OFFER THAT CAME ALONG.

[ MUSIC ]

WE HEADED STRAIGHT FOR

THE OLD RADIATION ZONE.

THE FRAULS CALL IT THE CONTAMS.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WE'D

FIND THERE, BUT WE KNEW

ONE THING, THEY WOULDN'T

FOLLOW US INSIDE.

IT WAS AGAINST THEIR REGS,

THEIR RULES.

[ SHOUTING ]

[ MUSIC ]

IT WAS COLD, HARD,

BUT WE SURVIVED.

ONE DAY, KORVIS AND ME WERE

SCROUNGING FOR SOMETHING

WE COULD USE.

WHAT WE FOUND WOULD CHANGE

OUR WORLD FOREVER.

UH, NOT THE HAT, THE BOOK.

[ MUSIC ]

DETERMINED TO FREE OURSELVES

FROM THE FRAULS,

WE BANDED TOGETHER

IN THE CONTAMS.

WE BUILT OUR OWN COMB

OUT OF PIECES

OF A NUKED MERICANS' BASE

CALLED CAMP REAGAN.

I NEVER DID FIGURE OUT

WHAT A REAGAN WAS.

Korvis: HOORSSE.

HO-RSSSE-- HORSE.

MMM-- MMMAAAN.

MAN.

MAN.

MAN!

MAN!

NOT A PLUGOT.

I'M A MAN!

I'M A MAN.

[ INDISTINCT MUMBLING ]

[ MUSIC ]

TO THE FRAULS, ALL MEN

WERE PLUGOTS, BUT THERE WAS

A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

THESE HAIRY BEASTS AND US.

[ GRUNTING ]

THEY WERE DUMB AND HUNGRY.

REALLY DUMB AND REALLY HUNGRY.

[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

IN THOSE DAYS, THERE WAS NEGGY

SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH.

YOU GOT WHAT YOU WORKED FOR.

[ SHOUTING ]

[ MUSIC ]

TAKING CHARGE,

VENA SNAPPED INTO ACTION!

[ GROWLING ]

PLUGOTS STARTED SCURRYING

BUT NOT SOON ENOUGH.

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE COMB,

THINGS WERE GOING ON AS USUAL.

LAKELLA, THE TIARA'S SECOND,

OR NEXT IN LINE,

WAS SHARPENING UP HER ACT.

A FRAUL WAS TAKING

HER FINAL WARRIOR'S TEST,

TRYING TO SURVIVE A MEETING

WITH AARGH, THE AWFUL.

FALLOUT FROM THE GREAT NUKE

HAD FORCED AARGH TO TAKE

A DETOUR FROM THE HUMAN RACE.

AND FROM THE SCAN OF HIM,

HE WAS NEGGY GONNA

FIND THE WAY BACK.

[ GROWLING ]

[ BELL RINGING ]

OH MY!

WHAT'D HAPPEN TO US DEAR TOYS

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS

TO THE TIARA?

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

[ COUGHING ]

LAKELLA, VENA.

MY CHILDREN.

CLOSER.

I'M GONE COLD.

REAL COLD.

TIME'S NOW FOR A NEW TIARA,

A LEADER TO TAKE US FROM

THE PAST INTO A NEW LIFE.

IT WAS MY DREAM.

MAKE IT YOURS.

VENA, MY DAUGHTER,

YOU'RE THE TIARA.

Vena: NEGGY, REYA.

I'M NOT THE ONE.

YOU ARE NOW.

LISTEN.

IN MY SHELT, A MAP.

FOLLOW IT.

REYA, PLEASE!

I DON'T WANT TO BE TIARA!

COLD.

TIARA!

TIARA!

SISTER?

Lakella: I SERVE THE TIARA.

HOT.

WHILE THE FRAULS

WERE WEEPING, KORVIS AND ME

WERE SCROUNGING.

SCANNED LIKE SOME

TASTY LEFT-OVERS.

I WENT FOR THE WEAPS.

KORVIS WENT FOR THE EATS.

HE FOUND MORE THAN

HE BARGAINED FOR.

AMIE.

AMIE WAS AN ESCAPED TOY.

FRAULS KEPT THEM AS PETS,

CALLED THEM TOYS.

TO MAKE PLASTIC SURE

THEY'D STAY QUIET, THEY

CUT OFF THEIR TONGUES.

TO KEEP 'EM JELLO,

THEY CUT OFF SOMETHIN' ELSE.

[ BELL RINGING ]

[ MUSIC ]

I, LAKELLA, SECOND TO VENA,

TIARA OF FRISCO,

GIVE YOU SAFE SHELTER.

I, FREYHA, SECOND TO MORHA,

TIARA OF KANSOS,

ACCEPT YOUR SAFE SHELTER.

Morha: HOT SURPRISE,

EH, LAKELLA?

YOUR SISTER BEING TIARA,

NOT YOU.

WE KANSOS FIGURED YOU FOR IT.

REYA'S CHOICE, TIARA MORHA.

YOU GO WITH IT?

IT'S DONE.

YOU COULD ALWAYS CHALLENGE,

LAKELLA, HMM?

THE PARTY'LL BE SOON,

TIARA MORHA.

LAKELLA'S PISSED AT

HER SISTER BEING TIARA, UH?

MAYBE SOMETHING FOR US KANSOS

IN THIS, HUH?

HOT YOU MADE IT, TIARA.

NEGGY MISS IT, VENA.

LOTS TO TALK OF.

TODAY'S FOR PARTYIN',

NOT FOR TALKING.

PLENTY OF TIME

FOR BOTH, VENA.

ONCE, THE WORLD

WAS GREEN, AND LIVIN'.

THEN WAS THE GREAT NUKE.

DEATH LIVED EVERYWHERE.

ALL WERE BORN SICK AND UNCLEAN.

A LIVIN' CURSE FROM

THE MERICANS AND COMMIES.

THEN ONE DAY, A BABY WAS BORN,

CLEAN AND CLEAR,

AND THE LIVIN' CURSE WAS OVER!

THE CHILD GREW STRONG

AND BEAUTIFUL,

AND SHE WAS CALLED--

WOMAN!

WOMAN TAUGHT HER CHILDREN

TO FOLLOW THE TIARA,

AND OBEY THE REGS,

AND THE EARTH LIVED AGAIN!

BUT SOME DISOBEYED THE REGS,

AND FROM THEM CAME THE CHILDREN

OF DARKNESS AND DISEASE.

PLUGOTS!

PLUGOTS TO BE HUNTED

AND NUKED 'TIL NEGGY

ARE LEFT!

VENA OF FRISCO, SOLEMN SWEAR

TO ENFORCE THE REGS,

OVER-SEE THE BIRTHIN'

AND RULE THE COMB

TIL THE PREZZYDENT COMES

TO LEAD US INTO NEW TOMORROW?

SOLEMN SWEAR.

[ HOLLERING ]

[ CHEERING ]

THE FRAULS WERE HAVING

A HOT TIME.

BUT WE WERE GETTING READY

TO GIVE 'EM A HOT TIME

OF OUR OWN.

THE FRAULS, HOT PARTYING,

GETTING ALL LOOSE AND WOGGOED.

EFFING FRAULS.

NUKE 'EM ALL.

NEGGY, GRUSS.

NUKING FRAULS GETS US NOTHING

BUT NUKED FRAULS.

BUT, WE BURN THEIR FOOD SHELTS,

FREE THE MACHOS, FRAULS STARVE.

THIS KIND OF HIDE AND SEEKING

MAKES ME FEEL COLD.

WELL, YOU GOTTA GET HOT

ON NEW WAYS, GRUSS.

WE'RE GONNA BE BETTER

THAN THE FRAULS.

WE WAITED A LONG COLD TIME.

NOW WE SET IT RIGHT.

NEGGY MORE MACHOS.

NEGGY MORE TOYS.

Relk: NEGGY MORE SEEDERS?

NEGGY MORE SEEDERS.

JUST MEN.

AW, EFF IT!

GIMME ANOTHER ONE.

HOW DO YOU FIGURE IT, TIARA?

WELL, VENA AIN'T REYA.

SHE'S WEAK, HUH?

AND HER SISTER LAKELLA

WANTS TO BE TIARA, HUH?

EH, A LITTLE PUSH HERE,

A LITTLE RUMOR THERE, EH?

SOON THEY'LL BE

FIGHTING EACH OTHER

LIKE PLUGOTS IN HEAT, HUH?

AND I'LL PICK UP

THE PIECES, HUH?

TIARA?

THE MAP OF THE CONTAMS.

REYA'S LAST WISH.

I GOT NEGGY CHOICE.

WELL, BE CAREFUL, VENA.

JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE TIARA

DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN BREAK

THE REGS.

IF LAKELLA FINDS YOU GOING THERE

SHE'LL DEATH CHALLENGE YOU

FOR SURE!

DON'T WORRY, LYNKA,

I'LL BE CAREFUL.

AND I GOT YOU ON MY SIDE.

NOT MUCH LONGER.

MY SEASON'S HERE.

YOUR SEASON?

WOGGOS!

WHEN?

DAY NEXT.

BEING TIARA'S EASY

NEXT TO SEEDIN'.

SEEDIN'S A COLD ACT,

BUT IT'S GOTTA BE DONE.

WELL, I'LL BE THERE

FOR THE BIRTHING, LYNKA.

SOLEMN SWEAR.

THANKS, VENA.

AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT

BEING TIARA.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE

NUMBER ONE, REAL HOT.

LET'S GO.

THIS MAY BE WOGGOS.

GREAT TIME TO THINK OF IT.

KORVIS KNEW JUST HOW TO

CREATE CONFIDENCE IN HIS MEN.

HE WAS A BORN LEADER.

[ MUSIC ]

[ MUSIC ]

WE EXPECTED THE MACHOS

TO GREET US WITH OPEN ARMS.

WE WERE WRONG.

[ MUSIC ]

I'M GETTING KORVIS.

[ MUSIC ]

KORVIS.

WHAT'S IT?

TROUBLE WITH MACHOS.

EFF IT.

STEALIN' FROM THE FRAULS

WAS HARD WORK.

I NEED SOMETHING

TO COOL ME OFF.

I NEED SOME MORE.

I'M KORVIS.

I'M A FREE MAN.

YOU'RE MACHOS-- SLAVES!

YOU LIKE CRAP EATS?

YOU LIKE BEING BEATEN?

TREATED LIKE BEASTS?

WE'RE OFFERING FREEDOM.

NEGGY MORE BEATIN'S.

NEGGY MORE MACHO PITS.

FREEDOM.

SCAN IT?

YOU HUNGRY?

WE GOT HOT EATS.

THERE'S PLENTY MORE

WHERE THAT CAME FROM.

FRAULS TOOK HIS TONGUE,

NOT HIS HEAD.

WHO'S NEXT?

EVERYTHING WAS GOING

HOT PLASTIC, UNTIL--

COME OUTTA THERE!

I WON'T LEAVE ANY MAN BEHIND!

EFFING WOGGOS!

IT WAS DOWNHILL FROM THERE.

MY BREAK WAS OVER,

TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK.

[ GROWLING ]

[ MUSIC ]

FRAULS WERE NEGGY LOOSE

AND WOGGOED NOW.

THEY WERE COLD PISSED.

[ ALARM WAILING ]

GOING WHERE, FREYHA?

AFTER THE PLUGOTS, TIARA!

VERY COLD NEGGY, MY SECOND.

THIS ATTACK'S PLASTIC

FOR US, HUH?

WHEN I CALL FOR A UNION

WITH THE FRISCOS,

THEY'LL JUMP AT IT.

THEN WE'LL GET RID OF VENA,

PUT IN LAKELLA,

AND I'LL BE RIDING HIGH!

CHECK?

EFFING FRAULS ARE GONNA

CATCH US, DAMN SURE!

GRUSS, YOU GET THE MEN

SAFE TO CAMP.

I'M GONNA LEAD THOSE FRISCOS

INTO THE CONTAMS.

LET ME GO WITH.

NEGGY, GRUSS,

THIS IS MY SCREW-UP!

ANOTHER HORSE WILL MAKE

MORE DUST.

CHECK-- I'LL TAKE

YOUR HORSE, TOO.

[ ALARM SOUNDING ]

STOP IT!

GRUSS?

IF THEY NUKE ME,

YOU'RE NUMBER ONE.

NEVER HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING,

BUT NOT WHAT I WAS FEELING.

TROT IT NOW, HORSE!

HAH-- HAH!

[ MUSIC ]

PLASTIC.

WHAT A DAY.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

THERE'S ONLY ONE RIDER HERE.

THAT EFFING PLUGOT TRICKED ME!

PLUGOTS GOT NEGGY SMARTS

FOR TRICKING NOBODY, VENA.

TELL THAT TO

THE PLUGOT, LAKELLA.

AFTER YOU, TIARA.

[ SCREAMING ]

IT WAS NOT TURNING

OUT TO BE ONE

OF KORVIS' HOTTER DAYS.

IT SCANNED LIKE THE END

FOR KORVIS.

I WOULDA BEEN WEEPIN'

AND WAILIN' FOR MY FRIEND

AND LEADER, EXCEPT

FOR ONE LITTLE THING.

FROM THAT MOMENT ON,

I GAINED A NEW RESPECT

FOR THE WRITTEN WORD.

NOW ALL KORVIS HAD TO DO

WAS GET OUT OF THERE,

WHEREVER THERE WAS.

[ MUSIC ]

[ MUSIC ]

NEGGY!

NEGGY NUKE ME!

NEGGY NUKE KORVIS!

NEGGY, PLEASE!

NEGGY NUKE ME!

NEGGY NUKE ME!

WHAT'S IT?

ARMS?

NEW BOOK.

SQUE-- AH.

FIRE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ ALARM BUZZING ]

YOU'RE COLD QUIET.

GO BACK TO

THE COMB WITHOUT ME.

WHERE'S TO TROT HERE, TIARA?

I JUST NEED SOME TIME

ALONE, LAKELLA.

BE CAREFUL, TIARA.

I'LL BE.

[ MACHINES BEEPING ]

WHAT'S IT?

[ MACHINES BEEPING ]

MISTER PRESIDENT!

MISTER PRESIDENT!

PREZZYDENT?

WHERE'S THE PREZZYDENT?

WHERE'S THE PREZZYDENT?

THIS IS GENERAL GREER

ON BOARD LOOKING GLASS.

PREZZYDENT?

IT NOW APPEARS, SIR,

THAT THE NORAD WARNING COMPUTERS

REPORTING A MASSIVE

SOVIET FIRST STRIKE

WERE IN ERROR,

AND THAT NEGATIVE SOVIET

OR WARSAW PACT MISSILES

WERE FIRED FIRST.

THE TALKING PICTURE'S WOGGOS!

NEGGY PREZZYDENT HERE,

JUST KORVIS!

HOWEVER, IN COMPLIANCE WITH

STANDING PRESIDENTIAL ORDERS,

OUR COMPUTERS INITIATED

A TOTAL RETALIATORY RESPONSE.

ALL, I REPEAT, ALL LAND

AND SEA-BASED ICBMS AND ALL,

REPEAT, ALL CRUISE MISSILES

HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED.

AT 0-300 HOURS,

WARNING SATELLITES CONFIRMED,

REPEAT, CONFIRMED

A SOVIET COUNTER-STRIKE.

MISTER PRESIDENT, I KNOW

I CAN SPEAK FOR ALL OF US

WHEN I SAY, WE DIDN'T ASK

FOR THIS WAR, BUT GODDAMN,

MISTER PRESIDENT!

WE'VE WON IT!

CAUGHT THE RUSSKIES

WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN!

NOW IT'S UP TO YOU, SIR,

TO LEAD US INTO A NEW TOMORROW.

GOOD-BYE, AND GOOD LUCK,

MISTER PRESIDENT.

[ MUSIC ]

VENA WAS FOLLOWING

THE LATE TIARA'S LAST WISH.

WHAT SHE WAS GONNA DISCOVER

INSIDE THAT CAVE CHANGED

THE WAY THINGS WERE SUPPOSED

TO GO FOR THE FRAULS AND US.

[ MONITORS BEEPING ]

[ RADIO PLAYING ]

HEY, STOP IT!

STOP THAT NOISE!

STOP THAT NOISE!

STOP IT!

[ RADIO TURNING ON ]

HOT BOX, COLD ONE.

LELZ WAS DESPERATE.

HE'D GONE TO THE VERY EDGE

OF THE CONTAMS SEARCHING

FOR HIS MISSING TOYS.

THEY WERE SAFE WITH US,

STARTING A NEW LIFE.

RICKY?

DOVE-- MICKY?

WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE TOYS?

IT'S LELZ!

TROT-- TROT!

TROT!

TROT!

TROT-- TROT!

TROT, TROT-- TROT!

LELZ SIMPLE TOY KEEPER.

NEGGY HURT, PREZZYDENT!

NEGGY HURT, PLEASE!

LELZ'LL DO ANYTHING,

GREAT AND POWERFUL PREZZYDENT!

ANYTHING, JUST DON'T HURT ME.

PLEASE!

OH, I BELIEVE--

I BELIEVE THE LEGEND,

GREAT AND POWERFUL PREZZYDENT!

I BELIEVE.

I SCANNED ONE DAY YOU'S COMING,

AND-AND LEAD US TO NEW TOMORROW,

AND-AND, NOW YOU'RE HERE.

OH, I BELIEVE, PREZZYDENT,

I BELIEVE!

STOP!

GOT A NAME, HALF-FRAUL?

LELZ, OH GREAT

AND POWERFUL PREZZYDENT.

LELZ, THE TOY KEEPER.

NOT ANYMORE.

NEGGY MORE TOYS,

NEGGY MORE MACHOS.

NEGGY MORE TOYS?

OH, THAT-THAT'S

A COLD ACT FOR LELZ.

VERY COLD ACT.

WH-WHAT'LL I DO?

PREZZYDENT GONNA FREE

ALL MEN FROM FRAULS.

LELZ HELPS, PREZZYDENT WILL

HELP LELZ, BUT IF LELZ HURTS--

LELZ'LL HELP.

LELZ'LL HELP, OH GREAT

AND POWERFUL PREZZYDENT.

LELZ KNOWS ALL ABOUT THE COMBS!

SO?

I SCANNED TIARA VENA,

THE NEW TIARA VENA,

WORRIED ABOUT PROVING HERSELF,

AND TIARA OF KANSOS

WANTING TO BE TIARA OF FRISCO,

AND VENA'S HOTTEST FRIEND LYNKA

BEING SEED!

SEEDING?

SEEDED!

AND THIS, UH, LYNKA,

HOT TIGHT WITH VENA?

PLASTIC HOT, GREAT ONE,

FROM THE TIME THEY WAS SMALL!

HMM.

PREZZYDENT LET LELZ LIVE...

FOR NOW, BUT IF LELZ TALKS

ABOUT SCANNING PREZZYDENT--

MY MOUTH'S SHUT

PLASTIC TIGHT, SOLEMN SWEAR.

SOLEMN SWEAR!

CHECK, CHECK.

NOW TROT IT OUTTA HERE.

HALT!

YOUR CART.

PREZZYDENT NEGGY NEED IT.

OF COURSE, EH, SORRY.

[ DONKEY BRAYING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

LELZ BELIEVES, PREZZYDENT!

PREZZYDENT!

OKAY, MOVE 'EM OUT.

[ COLLECTIVE CHATTER ]

WHAT'S KEEPING HER?

DON'T KNOW!

WELL, IT BETTER BE DAMN HOT,

MAKING ME WAIT LIKE A MACHO!

VENA FOUND WHAT

SHE WENT LOOKING FOR.

SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO SCAN MORHA

AND LAKELLA HER NEW PLAYTHING.

EXCEPT DEAR LAKELLA

KNEW ABOUT IT ALREADY.

WEAPS FROM THE MERICANS!

NOT THE MERICANS, MORHA.

I MADE 'EM-- WE'RE GONNA USE

THESE THUNDER ROCKS

AGAINST THE PLUGOTS.

YOU BROKE THE REGS.

YOU'LL BRING THE CURSE ON US!

IT'S ME YOU'RE FEARING,

MORHA, NOT THE CURSE.

TIARA OF KANSOS

FEARS NEGGY WOMAN, HMM?

BACK AT CAMP REAGAN,

WE WERE TRYING TO TURN

THE MACHOS INTO MEN.

WE HAD A LONG WAY TO GO.

[ GRUNTING ]

I'M GETTING

COLD WORRIED, GRUSS.

KORVIS SHOULD HAVE

BEEN HERE BY NOW.

I KNOW.

AND JUST WHAT DO WE DO

WITH THAT AARGH THING?

IT WON'T GO AWAY,

AND IT SMELLS COLD!

WHAT'S IT, RELK?

I DON'T KNOW.

[ MUSIC ]

IT'S KORVIS!

YEAH!

IT'S KORVIS!

EASY, GRUSS!

I BROUGHT YOUR HORSE BACK.

NEGGY WORRY!

NEGGY BELIEVE

WHAT I'M SEEING.

IT'S ME, RELK.

WHAT'S IT ALL?

HOT WEAPS FROM THE MERICANS.

WE'RE GONNA LEARN HOW TO USE

THESE MERICAN THINGS.

KORVIS, UH, TRY THIS.

IT TASTES COLD WOGGOS

BUT MAKES YOU FEEL HOT PLASTIC.

HUH, GREAT.

[ GROWLING ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

GRUSS, RELK, I WANT YOU MEN

TO KNOCK OUT THE FRISCOS'

SEEDIN' CAMP.

SEEDERS?

THAT SOUNDS WOGGOS TO ME.

YOU SAID YOU WERE

GONNA STARVE 'EM.

NO, BUT SCAN THIS.

THE TIARA'S HOTTEST FRIEND

LYNKA'S BEING SEED NOW.

IF WE CAN GRAB HER, MAYBE

WE CAN TRADE HER FOR A TALK.

IT'D SAVE MEN SOME HARD NUKING.

HOW YOU SCAN THAT?

UH, THERE WAS THIS, UH,

HALF-FRAUL, LELZ.

THE FRISCOS' TOY KEEPER.

HE SCANNED ME FOR PREZZYDENT.

HE WAS FEARED I WAS GONNA

NUKE HIM SO HE HOT TALKIED.

KORVIS THE PREZZYDENT.

WOGGOS, HUH?

YEAH, THAT'S WOGGOS.

WOULD A TIARA TALK TO YOU?

MAYBE NOT WITH KORVIS,

BUT SHE'D HAVE TO

WITH THE PREZZYDENT!

[ EXPLOSION ]

ALL OF YOU COME OUT HERE NOW!

ACT LIKE MEN, NOT LIKE TOYS!

TROG NUKED HIMSELF WITH

THE MERICAN WEAPS, SCAN IT?

TROG DID THIS!

NEGGY SPIRITS!

NEGGY CURSE!

JUST TROG'S SCREW-UP!

KORVIS HOTTER, MEN!

KORVIS IS THE PREZZYDENT!

THE PREZZYDENT IS GIVING

GRUSS NEW POWERS!

NEW WAYS OF SCANNING!

[ EXPLOSION ]

EFFIN' PLASTIC!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

THE PREZZYDENT!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

FOLLOW THE PREZZYDENT!

KORVIS PREZZYDENT!

KORVIS PREZZYDENT!

KORVIS PREZZYDENT!

THE PREZZYDENT!

[ CHEERING ]

YOU'LL STAY HERE WHILE

YOU'RE GETTING BIGGER.

AFTER THE BIRTHIN',

WE RAISE HER.

I SCAN THAT.

NEGGY FEAR, LYNKA.

WE PICKED A CLEAN SEEDER

FOR YOU.

IT KNOWS WHAT TO DO,

AND HOW TO DO IT.

CHECK, CHECK.

IN THE TIME OF THE MERICANS

AND COMMIES, THIS PLACE WAS

CALLED PARADISE OIL & GAS.

IT'S WHERE THE FRAULS

MADE LITTLE FRAULS.

BUT IF THEY HAD A BOY,

COLD DAY!

THEY THREW 'EM AWAY

LIKE LAST YEAR'S EATS.

JUST LIE DOWN

AND CLOSE YOUR EYES.

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT, LYNKA.

YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST WOMAN

TO GET SEEDED.

NEGGY YET.

[ MUSIC ]

[ LASER IGNITING ]

WOGGOS!

HOT PLASTIC!

FRAUL CALLED LYNKA?

LYNKA?

CHECK.

HOT.

TAKE OFF

THOSE FRAUL RAGS, SEEDER.

YOU'RE FREE NOW IF YOU WANT IT.

[ SCREAMING ]

[ EXPLOSIONS ]

[ MUSIC TURNING ON ]

THE PREZZYDENT!

IN A SHORT TIME,

WE LEARNED TO USE

THOSE MERICANS' THINGS,

AND AMIE GOT A BRIGHT IDEA.

[ EXPLOSIONS ]

[ SCREAMING ]

[ MUSIC ]

THE SPIRIT

OF THE PREZZYDENT SPEAKS!

THE PREZZYDENT IS HERE NOW.

HOT SCAN WHAT I SAY!

TIARA OF FRISCO, YOU'LL

MEET THE PREZZYDENT ALONE.

AT HIGH SUN,

GO TO THE EDGE OF THE CONTAMS.

THERE YOU'LL FIND YOUR FRIEND

LYNKA SAFE AND UNHURT.

BUT IF YOU DISOBEY,

THEN THE PREZZYDENT'LL

COLD NUKE ALL COMBS, JUST LIKE

THE MERICANS AND COMMIES!

TIARA OF FRISCO, TIME'S NOW

TO CHANGE YOUR WORLD,

OR END IT!

[ SCREAMING ]

IT'S A TRICK!

IT'S A COLD PLUGOT TRICK!

SINCE WHEN PLUGOTS

SHARP ENOUGH FOR TRICKS

LIKE THAT, MORHA?

WHEN THE PREZZYDENT COMES,

SHE'LL BE LIKE ME,

A KANSOS, NEVER PLUGOT!

LEGENDS DON'T SAY WHAT

THE PREZZYDENT'LL SCAN LIKE.

IF TALKING WITH THIS SPIRIT

GETS LYNKA BACK,

DAMN RIGHT I'LL TALK!

REYA NEVER WOULDA.

REYA'S COLD, LAKELLA.

I'M THE TIARA.

THEN ACT LIKE A TIARA.

FIGHT!

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

NEGGY.

I'M GONNA FOLLOW

THE PREZZYDENT'S COMMAND.

SO, YOUR TIARA'S GONNA TALK

TO A PLUGOT SPIRIT, HUH?

WOULDN'T BE HAPPENING

IF YOU WERE THE TIARA.

BUT I'M NOT.

COULD BE!

A VICTORY AGAINST

THE PLUGOTS, THAT WOULD

SHOW YOUR COMB WHO

THE REAL LEADER IS, HUH?

AND WITH ME BEHIND YOU, OH,

YOU'D BE MORE POWERFUL

THAN REYA EVER WAS.

JUST ONE THING YOU NEED, HUH?

WHAT'S IT?

THUNDER ROCKS.

EASY.

I KNOW JUST WHERE TO GET THEM.

OH, YOU'RE SOUNDING LIKE

A LEADER ALREADY, TIARA.

FRAUL COMING.

WELL?

CLEAN AS A FRAUL.

I WAS HOPING FOR MORE

THAN THAT.

VENA, TIARA OF FRISCO.

KORVIS, THE PREZZYDENT.

WHERE'S LYNKA?

WHAT PREZZY SAYS,

PREZZY DOES.

LYNKA!

I WAS SO WORRIED YOU WERE COLD!

OR WORSE.

OH, VENA!

I NEVER FIGURED

SCANNING YOU AGAIN.

I'M OKAY, TIARA.

NOBODY HURT ME.

YOU GO.

GO ON, LYNKA.

AND KEEP LAKELLA OUT OF TROUBLE.

FRAUL'S FREE.

AND ME?

I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL

FOR TIARA'S EYES ONLY.

WHAT'S IT?

LISTEN, NOTHING COLD'S

GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU.

YOU GOT THE PREZZY'S WORD ON IT.

SOLEMN SWEAR?

SOLEMN SWEAR.

WITH VENA GONE,

MORHA AND LAKELLA

WERE COOKING UP TROUBLE.

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SOMETHING'S COLD HERE.

TIARA VENA SAID NEGGY

ABOUT ATTACKING THE PLUGOTS.

CHECK, CHECK.

AND WHERE IS LAKELLA

GOING BEFORE BATTLE?

TIARAS GOTTA TELL

YOU TWO NEGGY, HUH?

IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT

FIGHTING THE PLUGOTS, YOU STAY

HERE WITH THE GRANDMA.

IT'S YOU AND LAKELLA

WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT,

NOT THE PLUGOTS.

SAVE YOUR HEAT

FOR THE PLUGOTS, HUH?

GOTTA TELL PREZZYDENT.

ALL'S GONE COLD.

NEGGY, NEGGY.

GOTTA TELL PREZ.

LELZ?

FREEZE IT!

I GOTTA--

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WOMEN OF KANSOS.

WOMEN OF FRISCO.

ARE YOU READY TO FINISH

OFF THESE MACHO-STEALING

COLD BURNING PLUGOTS?

YEAH-- YEAH!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

WHAT'S IT?

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

WHAT'S IT!

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

COLD SORRY, PREZZYDENT.

LELZ WAS DOWN, BUT NOT OUT.

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

NUKE THE PLUGOTS!

OKAY, HOT PREZZY, NOW WHAT?

PREZZYDENT WANTS LIGHT!

CAREFUL!

DON'T WANNA NUKE THE WORLD!

PREZZY'S GOT MORE TO SHOW TO YA.

JUST ONE OF

THE PREZZYDENT'S GAMES.

THE COMB OF THE MERICANS.

WOW!

I-I'VE NEVER SCANNED

ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

PREZZY SHELT ONLY THING

LIKE THIS ANYWHERE.

HOW COME PREZZY

SCANNING ALL THIS TO ME?

FRAUL STILL FEARING PREZZY?

STOP CALLING ME "FRAUL!"

I'M WOMAN.

AND ME?

DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SPIRIT.

MAYBE PLUGOT!

NEGGY PLUGOT!

YOU!

PUT IT AWAY.

IF I WANTED TO PAIN YOU,

I WOULDN'T HAVE

BROUGHT YOU HERE.

H-HOW COME YOU DID?

TO TALK.

ABOUT?

MAN AND WOMAN.

MAN?

WHAT'S IT, "MAN?"

SHE WAS GONNA FIND OUT.

I AM A MAN.

NEGGY MACHO.

NEGGY TOY.

SEEDER.

MAN.

FEEL, FLESH LIKE VENA'S.

HEART BEATS, LIKE VENA'S.

EYES, EARS, JUST LIKE VENA'S.

KORVIS' ABC BOOK DIDN'T

COVER THIS SORT OF THING.

TWO LEADERS HAD TO, UH,

FEEL THEIR WAY ALONG.

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[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]

WHAT'S IT, AMIE?

EFF IT-- WELL, DAMN!

KORVIS TALKS, FRAULS ATTACK,

AND MEN GET NUKED AGAIN!

WHERE'S KORVIS?

HE HAD HIS HANDS FULL

WITH HIGH-LEVEL NEGOTIATIONS.

THEY HAD REACHED

A DELICATE STAGE.

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AMIE!

YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER.

YOU BETTER HIDE NOW.

AMIE!

THIS'LL BE A COLD SURPRISE

FOR THE FRAULS.

AND THEY HAD A COUPLE

COLD SURPRISES FOR US.

[ CHANTING ]

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[ SCREAMING ]

SMOKE?

EFF THIS!

[ GROWLING ]

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WOGGOS!

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[ GROWLING ]

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FRAULS.

[ BATTLE CRY ]

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EFF IT!

GOOD-BYE, PLUGOT!

MY HAT!

BYE YOURSELF, FRAUL!

WOMEN OF FRISCO,

TIME COMES NOW FOR NEW TOMORROW.

NEGGY.

SISTERS OF FRISCO--

JUST SUPER TOY KEEPER.

LELZ WAS STILL TRYING

TO GET TO THE PREZZYDENT.

THE MAN WAS MOTIVATED.

WHAT'S IT, LELZ?

WHAT'S HAPPENED?

TIARA VENA TALKING

WITH GREAT ONE.

LAKELLA AND MORHA...

ATTACKED PLUGOTS!

TELL PREZ, LELZ BELIEVES.

RED CROSS.

RED CROSS.

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GRUSS?

AMIE-- AMIE.

DON'T GO COLD, AMIE.

PLEASE.

ST-STAY WITH KORVIS.

WHILE YOU WERE TALKING

FRAULS WERE NUKING.

VENA TOLD ME LIES.

COLD DAMN LIES!

GRUSS, LET'S GET THE HORSES.

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YOU WANT REVENGE, KORVIS?

TAKE IT.

I WON'T STOP YOU.

REVENGE?

NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU!

TALKING NEW TOMORROW AND DOING

WHAT FRAULS ALWAYS DONE,

NUKING AND PAINING!

YOU WERE TRICKED,

AND SO WAS I!

BUT IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

SOLEMN SWEAR.

EFFING RIGHT IT WON'T!

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THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?

MORE NUKIN'?

MORE FIGHTIN'?

YOUR CHOICE, KORVIS.

WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?

I WANT YOU, VENA!

NEW TOMORROW STARTS WITH US.

NOW.

WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT

VENA AND KORVIS WERE DOING.

THE HARDER WE SCANNED,

THE HOTTER IT LOOKED.

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MAYBE THERE WAS SOMETHING

MEN AND WOMEN COULD DO

WITH EACH OTHER 'SIDES

FIGHTIN' AND NUKIN'.

I WAS GONNA FIND OUT.

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