All the Wrong Clues for the Right Solution (1981) - full transcript
A private investigator and a police inspector team up to pursue a notorious mobster, who is plotting to milk an old millionaire out of his highly-valued stocks and bonds. Along the way, the investigator crosses paths with a femme fatale and silly gangsters.
Who sent you?
People
- Nobody you know
- Yes
The odds on No. 1 Smartass is 14 to 1
17 to 1 for No. 3 Red Leopard
And for No. 9 Freakout
It has gone up to 50 to 1
What a payout that'll be!
$10 on Smartass!
W ait! Better bet on No. 5
Hurry! The race is about to start!
It's only a race, you're not picking a wife
Mind your own business!
Come on!
Make that another $10
Freeze!
Don't worry! We are well connected
Even the Big Eight leave us alone
How dare you barge in here!
We're with the Four Families
Who's your boss?
King George V
Who are you?
Police!
So am ll!
Same here!
Don't move or I'll shoot. Get down!
Do you know who I am?
Take them downtown!
Move!
Come back!
You! Stay here!
How much?
$60
$30
$50
$30
$40 at least!
Pay him!
This joint is so small
It's not worth $40
You're wrong, Chief!
Think of the money you have confiscated
So you noticed!
Make him cough up what he took!
Don't!
Give me a break!
No way!
Wait! I have a sure thing for you!
This man is going to kill someone
when he gets out of jail
Who is he?
That's all I know
Who does he want to kill?
No idea
This is an half-assed tip
And you only have the back of his head!
Take his money!
It's true!
I know what to do
I'll pay you 1-sided notes
Who is it?
Chief!
3 bald inmates are recently released
Perhaps he was right!
Let's take a look!
Roll it!
The one on the left is from the snitch
Let's match it
with the mug shots from the file
Here's the first one!
Next!
Don't you want to see his face?
Any jerk can see that this jerk
is not the jerk we're looking for!
Next!
Next!
That's it. Let me see his face!
I want his face!
There isn't one!
Nonsense! Why not!
He never let people take his picture!
Could he be...
The big gangster Capone!
Capone?
What? A blackout?
This can't happen to a police station!
Turn on the lights!
What's wrong with you?
He arrested Capone!
Where's the Chief?
Right here
Now I know!
3 men have taken his picture before
The first guy ran a studio
He took Capone's wedding picture
Then...
When Capone wanted the negatives back
The guy said he couldn't find them
No one has been able to find him since!
The second guy was a reporter
He photographed Capone at a party
And then...
Capone stared at him
He was so scared
He killed himself by swallowing flash bulbs
The third is a private eye who put Capone in jail
He took an unusual picture of Capone
with a girl under the age of consent
What does that mean?
Go home and ask your mother!
You arrested Capone!
Yoyo asked me to do it!
So Capone is not after you
He's after that private eye
"THE NIGHTHAWK BILLIARD ROOM"
Yoyo, you're licked!
Don't be so sure!
Whoever gets 3 blue balls in will win
Even a blind man won't miss this!
You missed! Dock 5 points
Step aside, asshole! Watch this!
Any one can get this in!
Here's $20
Run along!
That was easy!
Here's $10 for you
Have you paid your rent?
Yes! And you?
No!
Then you better take this!
If I get a break, I'll take you out!
You didn't take me out for Christmas!
Who'd believe you?
Yoyo! Some schmuck is in your office!
Here's the break! We'll go out for the New Year
I hope so
"PRIVATE EYE AGENCY"
Tell Chief Inspector Robin
I'm not interested in his case
and tell Mr. Chan
I'm not taking his case either
Don't bother me unless it's urgent!
I don't work for just anyone
That's the trouble with this business
Everyone is a referral
Who referred you? Sorry about that
You should say sorry to my Boss!
Who's your Boss?
You don't know him?
I don't even know you, let alone your Boss!
My Boss is...
Capone!
Capone?
And you are...
I'm his No.1 killer
You don't deserve my card
What do you want with me?
My Boss' mistress is missing
You want me to find her?
No! I know she'll come looking for you!
She wants me to find someone?
She doesn't want to hire you, she wants you!
For what?
She wants to elope with you
Elope? With her?
That's right!
I didn't believe it at first
But now I heard it from you
Don't bother to deny it!
Who said I would?
I did!
I'm warning you
If you elope with her
Don't do that...
You'll end up like this room
Hey...
I don't even know what she looks like!
But I do. So if you elope
I'll know about it!
What happened?
How can I elope with someone I haven't met?
What are you doing here?
Waiting for you
Who are you?
Capone's mistress!
Look out for that fat guy!
Tell me if he comes back!
What's with the luggage?
I'm eloping with you
But I don't even know you
You do now
Get this straight!
I did!
A morning flight to Bombay tomorrow
Then a boat to Yemen
then to Africa to watch the elephants
If it works out
we'll be in Venice tomorrow
And if it doesn't?
We're doomed!
Can you get my bags?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Cover up your legs!
You have fleas!
Of all the private eyes
Why me?
You're the cheapest
She's right, you know
My name is Mimi
Mimi...
What will they say if they catch us like this?
There you are! You're dead!
Watch it!
You're really dead!
Please get out of my way!
Excuse me!
Don't come over!
Run for it!
Don't even try!
Run for it!
You need a license for acrobatics in the street
No, Chief!
I had a blackout, I'm fixing the wires
I don't think so
You're trying to kill yourself!
Get lost! I don't want to see you again!
You're in?
A lot of traffic today
Are you moving?
Just renovating!
Are you off?
Not until I wrap up a case!
Need any help?
You have no choice! Move it!
Why am I under arrest?
Do you want the real reason
or the excuse?
Both
Capone will kill you when he gets out
It's for your own safety
And the excuse?
Your private eye license has expired
You haven't paid your dues!
Let's go!
Wait! Close the door!
"DELUXE PRISON"
Boss!
Is there cholera at the farm?
The steaks taste awful!
You're wrong, Boss
Cholera has nothing to do with steaks
Fix him!
I know what to do
I'll take care of the chef!
Have you notified the 4 families?
Yes!
I have kept them waiting for 2 hours
Get that man!
Here's Capone!
No wonder they need more taxes,
it must be nice in jail
He's looking good
And you better look out
Long time no see! You look great!
Not really!
But after the shooting
I feel much better!
What? Someone tried to kill you?
Don't you know?
I don't know what you mean
You know damn well what I mean
You're being unreasonable
If I were unreasonable, you'd all be dead
I always know
what you are up to
You took my business when I was in jail
10 joints on Maple Street
And 2 more at the junction
2 more?
The funeral homes!
It's all a misunderstanding
You bust 1 joint, that's a misunderstanding
But not 18
Not to mention the brothels
Those are dead end business anyway!
Then why did you take them?
You got it all wrong
The cops busted your joints
How do you know? Did you tip them off?
You know damn well
I used to be a police chief
but not anymore
the police is interested in me
That's why they locked you up!
If they do that again
you're all dead
But relax! You're here today
not to discuss the past
but the future
Whatever happened before
will be forgotten
What about everything we took from you?
Keep them
What are your conditions?
Simple! I want peace
I'm not kidding you
Is that possible?
If I say so
You wouldn't dare do anything to me!
Remember! I'm not afraid of you
I have to fix someone more annoying
Bring him in
Where is he now?
At the police station
Kill him!
You're dead!
Really?
You have no more moves
Checkmate! I told you!
Don't point that thing at me!
I'm just cleaning it
Point it at him!
Don't cheat!
You have never beaten me
Playing marbles, you lost
You grades at school are worse than mine
Even the police academy
I got in and you didn't
Shut up and let me think
There!
Forget it!
Checkmate again!
I beat you at everything
No! I'm better with girls!
That reminds me...
You stole my childhood sweetheart
I'm still mad about that
So this is personal!
And you're locking me up!
I don't want you to get killed!
Capone is out
I don't need your help! Let me go!
No!
Why not?
You don't have $5,000 for the bail
He does, Chief!
Someone is putting up his bail!
Who?
Me!
I don't know her
- Do you have a light?
- Yes!
Here!
Cigarette?
Which one of you is the Chief Inspector?
Who do you think?
"CHIEF INSPECTOR ROBIN"
- May I have a chair?
- Yes...
You're putting up his bail?
Yes
What's he to you?
Nothing yet
$5,000 is a lot of money
Where is it from?
The printer
I want to know how!
By selling
Lady, prostitution is illegal
I meant by selling a diamond ring
I'll believe you even if you're lying
But, I'll soon find out the truth
Really?
Everyone knows about Chief Inspector Robin
Not me!
You're looking at the man himself
What school did you go to?
Hong Kong Police Academy
- How long have you served?
- 12 years
- Before that?
- 1 was a teacher
- Which subject?
- Music
- Where are you from?
- Tai Shan
- Where's your wife?
- In Shanghai
Any children?
I won't answer that
- I want to know
- None
- Why not?
- What's this?
Who's doing the questioning here?
You answered my questions!
Why should 1?
I have one more!
Forget it! I won't answer you
But you will
Is it illegal for me to bail him out?
Can he come with me?
My car's waiting outside
Can he go now?
Chief, this you have to answer!
Get lost!
How dare she question me on my turf!
This is ridiculous!
Why did you answer her?
Get lost!
What are you doing?
Nothing, sir!
Is Yoyo inside?
Yes!
Thank you
You attacked a police officer!
I want to get arrested
I'll get you, Yoyo
What are you doing here?
To see you!
I'm just on my way out
Why is he getting out?
Someone put up his bail
Can you get me out?
No. But we can get you in!
I live right here
Sugar is added
Toothpaste?
Do you know why you're here?
When I'm with a woman
I don't care about the past
I only look to the future
Let me get into something more comfortable
What are you doing down there?
Checking the quality of wood
You're quick!
Nice big sofa. Nice big house
You live alone?
Almost!
Are you scared at night?
That's why we want you here
We?
My husband and I
What? Where is he?
He's stroking your face as we speak!
You have guts. I've been watching you!
You have my respect! You started to strip!
And your knowledge of wood
I'm impressed!
Get him some coffee that
doesn't taste like toothpaste
And one for me too
Toilet?
The toilet
You need to go? I'll show you
Sorry, I didn't know she's your wife
Take away my gun
I'll shoot when I'm nervous
It's my nerves and I'm diabetic
Can't sleep without the gun
Someone wants to kill me
Who?
Coffee's ready!
It's her!
Her?
She's after my money!
Your money?
She has a lover
That's outrageous!
But I have no proof
Fine!
Where are you going?
Get you your proof!
So it's you...
This is for you
- Did you put sugar?
- 3 teaspoonfuls
Add 3 more!
You're right
I sniffied her out!
Already?
3 teaspoonfuls of sugar in your coffee
No wonder you're diabetic!
Have you seen my denture?
Your denture?
[t's in the coffee!
Phone call for you
For me?
Are you Yoyo?
Yes!
Take it on the extension upstairs
Who is it?
It's Mimi!
Where are you?
I'm next door
No, look across the window
He knew about you and me in bed!
Who?
Run! You're surrounded!
Don't move!
Get in!
What's the matter?
Go!
Smile!
You're shivering!
I have that effect on people when they betray me
I didn't. Why am I shaking?
You didn't! Nobody would dare either!
I'm interested in your husband's stocks
You're a tough one, bitch!
You walked right into my trap!
What do you want?
I wanted to be knighted
but my background failed me
Then I wanted to become a film star
but I'm not handsome enough
So I finally figured out
I want your husband's stocks from Shanghai
to help me expand
Don't crave for what you can't have!
I want you dead more than anything
but I can let you off
See? I told you!
We're old friends
Shut up!
The old geezer trusts you
I want you to help me get his stocks
Your nose is bigger than mine
Your moustache is longer than mine
but your brains are not as good as mine!
Why?
We still have an old score to settle
Even if I help you, you'll still kill me!
Good for you, smartass!
Do you know why you're here?
You want us dead?
Bingo! And you?
I don't know
Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to hell
But you'll end up in the North Pole
and be Santa Claus in your next life!
You know
You must die
Otherwise, I'm dead
Hold still! I'm working on the rope!
Let me undo the knot
We'll bust the door open
You're busting me!
Now you're busting me!
Come on!
This doesn't work! We're doomed!
I have an idea! Come on!
Slow down! I can't walk that fast!
Push the block towards the door
Anymore?
No!
Not so fast!
These blocks are no use either!
We're dead
It's freezing in here
This is too much!
"Hong Kong Hotel"
Who are all those people?
Let's go this way!
What is it?
His denture!
Damn! Your old man is finished!
What is she doing here?
Come in!
What is it?
Capone wants me to be his mistress
Don't worry!
I'm real close to him now
You do everything he tells you?
What have you done to the old man?
Hands up!
Someone will fix you for me!
Me?
I'm impressed, old man!
That could be poisonous!
You've broken my heirloom
Forget that! You're in grave danger now!
I know
We came back to tell you
Don't come near me!
What are you doing?
You tell me!
I'll kill you, you adulterers!
Don't shoot!
Don't...
Let me explain!
I'll kill you
I thought you meant me!
There's nothing between us!
No? Why is she wearing your pants?
Run!
It's too quiet outside! This isn't right!
What shall we do?
Simple
You go check it out
Me?
Where do you think you're going?
Don't move or I'll shoot
It's just a telephone!
Long distance call for you
Stop!
"Fascinating charisma"
"Those hot lips”
"Your unforgettable caress...”
- Come back!
- Stop!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Who are you?
This is my car!
I need to borrow this, they're after me!
How exciting!
There's a car behind us! Hurry!
Hurry!
Sister, how do you go to Heaven?
You must go around in circles...
Turn! Change gear! Step on it!
Move your leg!
What? Why?
I need to get something
This is fun!
We ditched them! This is so much fun!
Why did you help me?
You seem nice, they must be the bad guys
You're right!
Wait! We haven't been introduced!
Let's leave that to fate!
What do you mean?
By perchance we'll meet again
I'm sure of it!
Don't go!
When you gotta go, you gotta go
I was trying to tell you
Your jacket is caught in the car door!
If only you'd listen to me
It won't be torn!
You're driving me crazy!
Can you sing? I'll make you a star
You're crazy
A glass of milk
Better make me a star!
Drinking milk all by your lonesome?
What's wrong with that?
Nothing! We do it all the time!
Happy New Year!
What do you want now?
No business today! Cheers!
Hello!
I have something for you!
You're the best private eye in town
I have something for you too
You're the kindest Chief Inspector in town
You mean I'm a clown!
I don't like compliments either
Fine! Here's something else for you!
A boat ticket to Africa?
Private eyes are scarce over there
Your wife has left you anyway
Might as well take a chance
It's for your own good! Capone wants you!
You said no business!
Must we always be rivals?
Can't we team up for once?
Maybe!
We used to be real chums
Remember that fight?
Yes!
That big bully...
We fixed him good!
I punched him first, remember?
If I didn't get him from behind
you'd be creamed!
Put me down!
Help!
Let me go!
I'm not Chief Inspector for nothing!
What's the matter? Keep playing!
Don't fight! Stop it...
Don't fight...
Get them!
Come on!
I was looking for you! Let's go!
It's you!
It's you!
Why you?
I'll come again to hear you play!
Don't bother!
Let's go!
Freeze!
I'm the Chief Inspector
So am...
Who else is a Chief Inspector?
We all are!
Good! Take them downtown!
I'm on the second floor
What is it? Someone after you again?
No!
Why are you so scared?
Reflex!
Relax! It's just a skeleton!
What is it doing here?
I found it in flea market
Beats keeping a watch dog!
You live alone?
2 if you count him!
Does it hurt?
Do you have ice? Let me put some on that!
I think so
The fridge is in the kitchen
The door is stuck!
Haven't opened it in a long time!
What are you doing here?
What's going on in there?
There's a rat in there
Help!
What? I'm terrified of rats
Don't worry, I'll catch it
Just don't come in here
What are you doing here?
I'm cooking for you
Cooking?
Why?
You asked me to dinner after the New Year
I meant the lunar New Year
Did you get it? What's taking so long?
Almost!
Listen! Don't come out until I'm gone!
How will I know you're gone?
You'll hear the bell on the door!
Understand?
Did you get it?
How did you get in?
That girl in your bedroom let me in
There's a girl in my bedroom!
Yes!
You...
I took care of it
Don't go in there! I smashed it!
I'll go change! Don't come in!
I need to talk to you!
Don't!
If you do
I'll knock your teeth out
Stay right here! Don't go out there!
Don't come out until I leave!
Listen for the bell on the door
Understand?
I thought you were changing!
Right!
No peeping!
Such bad timing!
Tonight of all nights
Every one of them shows up!
How did you get in?
The girl in your toilet let me in
There's a girl in my toilet!
Sorry, I have to go!
Just don't come in!
It's you!
Where did you get my key?
I didn't
What?
A woman in the bath tub let me in
- Someone is taking a bath?
- Yes!
Who has my key?
Who can it be?
The landlady!
You're 3 months behind in rent
So I took your keys
Fine!
Just stay here until I'm gone
How will I know when?
You'll hear the bell on the door
She knows!
I beg of you don't come out
or I won't pay the rent
You wouldn't dare!
Let's go see a movie!
A bit late, isn't it?
We'll catch the late late show
Hurry up!
The radio's still on!
Don't worry! Someone will turn it off
Long time no see, Yoyo
I came for a bath
Who is he?
The landlord
Who are they?
The landlady and her daughters
What about this place?
This place?
I don't live here
Let's go. We're late!
This way please
What are these?
Shanghai Bank is a big bank, so are the stocks
Pretty!
I'll give you one...some day
The old man really trusts me
He took me to look at the stocks
Excellent!
I'm dedicating my full attention to this
You know what to do?
Not you!
Yes, Boss! Get him to marry me!
Then I'll get the stocks when he's dead!
When are you marrying him?
We got married today!
Well done!
When will he be dead?
Soon, I guess
Why?
Because he's listening in on this call
You won't get the stocks, I still have a daughter
She's the sole successor in my will
Boss, he has a daughter
Really?
Yes, ask him yourself!
Yes, I have a daughter
Find me the girl!
Here I am!
Not you!
You're his daughter!
That's right!
What a small world!
I really need help now. My father...
Say no more
Thanks for your help!
I didn't say I'll help you
Why? He's my father
So what?
He pointed a gun at me!
I wouldn't help him if he was my father
Yoyo
This is Robin
What is it?
Is the old man's daughter with you?
Yes!
Tell her
The old man is in the hospital for heart attack!
What?
Robin said your father is in the hospital
My father...
Wait...
Wait for me...
You don't even know which one!
Which one?
Which hospital?
The Riverside hospital
The Riverside!
Thank you!
Is there a patient by the name Hu?
Room 103! He sure has many visitors!
Were there many people looking for him?
Those 2 over there
Capone's men are outside
He's in grave danger
I took down the room number they won't find us
If you just take this one down
They can still count from next door
Right!
Where is 1037
What number are you looking for?
What about you?
What about it?
Get in!
It's dangerous outside
We have to move him
How?
He...
Chief, he's still out
Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
What are you doing?
Sorry to wake you
Where's the old man?
Where's the daughter?
What's he saying?
He's cursing me
for not watching over his daughter
Who took her?
Not us
We didn't do it!
I've been eating this cake all by myself
But now I have indigestion
So I'm sharing it with you
How would you like to split this?
We'll let you decide
You want Kowloon or Hong Kong?
Alright, I'll give you the water
That is yours, this is mine!
Fair enough?
Depends on how you look at it
What do you say?
Fair, Boss!
And you?
Fair enough
Boss...Chief Inspector Robin
That's me!
What do you want?
To see how you cut the cake
Good! I'll cut you a slice!
Why are you barging in like this?
I want to search this place
Do you have a search warrant?
Would I come here without one?
What are you looking for?
Missing person
Who?
Mr. Hu's daughter
She's been kidnapped
Nonsense!
Boss, look what you've done...
I would never sink this low
I have reasons to suspect you
Let me show you something
Bring them in
They're caught at the scene, are they your men?
Look at them! Do they look like my men?
My men don't get caught
Do you work for me?
No!
And you?
No!
Don't admit it
even if you are beaten to death
Otherwise you'll implicate the Boss!
Right, Boss?
You all should know
it's not easy to share his cake
If he gets the old man's stocks
he'll own the docks and the go downs
Your cargo will have nowhere to go
but the police station
Nothing, Sir!
Nothing?
Let me see your warrant?
I don't have one, let's go!
You can't leave just like that!
You want to take me on?
Capone, watch your back!
Let's go!
We don't want your cake either!
Let's go!
Boss, phone call!
Take a message!
It's a woman
Capone, I know you don't have the girl
because she's right here
If you want the stocks
you'll have to pay
Bring 1 million to Ever bad go down
tomorrow night at 8
You don't know me if you want my money
Prepare an empty suitcase
Don't try to fool me with an empty suitcase
I won't let her go for a penny less
I know all your moves
How do you know?
Your most trusted man works for me!
Who's my most trusted man?
That would be me, Boss!
He should be here anytime now
Dad!
Uncle!
How is everything?
They're bringing the money
Along with guns, I'm sure
What shall we do?
His guns are no match for my brains
Your lighter is out of gas, Mr. Yan
Your match won't last either
How do you know who I am?
I have a very bad habit
I always do a background check on my client
Unfortunately, I found out the truth
You're a con man from Shanghai
One of the notorious 7 Masters
I'd recognize you anywhere
Why didn't you expose me?
Because I want to know
what you are doing here
- Now you know!
- Yes!
You're conning a con man
It's a dangerous game
But you're in greater danger!
You wouldn't shoot me
after what we've been through
We don't make friends in our line of work
Don't shoot!
If you're a con man
You won't shoot me
because I'm still useful to you
Put the gun away
This is no time for guns!
It's time for champagne
Tell me why you are useful to me
I can get you another big catch
Which is?
The 4 families
Excellent!
Here we are
sailing in the sunset...
You have the girl?
You sure about the place and time?
You should have double checked
You want 1 million for the girl?
We can save 1 million if we have you
If I don't leave in 15 minutes
My men will hand her over to Capone
And you'll have nothing
Even if it's true, I don't trust you
If you don't trust me, kill me
If you won't kill me, trust me
Bring me the money personally
I don't deal with sidekicks
We want the girl
so we must bring the money
We'll trade for the girl
Then we'll get the money back
We'll get it back with guns
The private eye is on Capone's side
Boss, we've been had! They have the girl!
- Don't hit me!
- Did you bring it?
All here! And you?
How do you want to do this?
Just like this!
Fine!
Where's the girl?
It's set-up
We're all dead if we open fire
We'll back away...
Count our men...
1,2,3,4,5,6,6%
Who are you?
Me?
Boss! Where are you?
Boss!
How dare you surrender?
I didn't!
I was spying on them!
What did you find out?
Everything!
They outnumber us, we're doomed!
Numbers don't count! This is not a boat race!
Clever!
Boss, too many people will sink the boat!
Split up! Tarzan!
Yes, Boss?
- Take the left!
- Yes, Boss!
- Superman, take the right!
- Yes, Boss!
Popeye!
Take the back
What about me, Boss?
You take the front alone
I have them surrounded, they're dead!
Who will protect me?
I will!
Get lost!
Are we alright?
We're alright!
Who are you?
Capone
It's a mannequin
Another one!
Don't move!
It's us!
You're dead
Capone, I have been waiting for this!
You're dead!
Don't move!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
If somebody shoots now
we're all dead!
Did you hear that?
I heard you!
Don't shoot! Understand?
Yes!
Damn! He's deaf!
Boss!
Freeze! This is Chief Inspector Robin
Get in!
You are surrounded!
Put down your weapons!
Hands up! Squat down!
Collect the guns and look around
What a catch!
Chief, we found 2 suitcases of money
Put them in the jeep
Don't move!
Line up against wall!
- Take them downtown!
- Yes!
Let's go!
Chief, the money is gone!
What?
Gone...
Don't move!
Don't move!
Stop!
Stop, Yoyo!
Stop the car!
What is it?
Mind your own business!
We have Capone!
Yoyo will be here soon
What's next?
He'll be useless to us
Give him a bullet!
Don't kill him, he's good man!
Listen, you're still new at this
Anyone who threatens your interest is your enemy
Some day you'll understand
Here's the money!
The boat is here
We'll board a liner from this boat
And we'll leave Hong Kong! Get aboard!
Uncle
Don't move!
I knew you'd leave by boat
You can't run from Chief Inspector Robin
You're no millionaire
you're just a con man from Shanghai
You're too late! I knew that already!
It's never too late
I must escort them to safety!
Go on!
Let's go!
Uncle...
- Yoyo!
- You idiot!
Start the boat!
They're gone!
This is what you get for teaming up with me!
I bought 2 tickets to Brazil
Go ahead! I'm going to Paris!
What about our coffee ranch in Brazil?
This is the first and last time we work together
Why?
You get the limelight, I get the dirty work
How about this?
Get in!
The plane is leaving in 2 hours
Hurry!
People
- Nobody you know
- Yes
The odds on No. 1 Smartass is 14 to 1
17 to 1 for No. 3 Red Leopard
And for No. 9 Freakout
It has gone up to 50 to 1
What a payout that'll be!
$10 on Smartass!
W ait! Better bet on No. 5
Hurry! The race is about to start!
It's only a race, you're not picking a wife
Mind your own business!
Come on!
Make that another $10
Freeze!
Don't worry! We are well connected
Even the Big Eight leave us alone
How dare you barge in here!
We're with the Four Families
Who's your boss?
King George V
Who are you?
Police!
So am ll!
Same here!
Don't move or I'll shoot. Get down!
Do you know who I am?
Take them downtown!
Move!
Come back!
You! Stay here!
How much?
$60
$30
$50
$30
$40 at least!
Pay him!
This joint is so small
It's not worth $40
You're wrong, Chief!
Think of the money you have confiscated
So you noticed!
Make him cough up what he took!
Don't!
Give me a break!
No way!
Wait! I have a sure thing for you!
This man is going to kill someone
when he gets out of jail
Who is he?
That's all I know
Who does he want to kill?
No idea
This is an half-assed tip
And you only have the back of his head!
Take his money!
It's true!
I know what to do
I'll pay you 1-sided notes
Who is it?
Chief!
3 bald inmates are recently released
Perhaps he was right!
Let's take a look!
Roll it!
The one on the left is from the snitch
Let's match it
with the mug shots from the file
Here's the first one!
Next!
Don't you want to see his face?
Any jerk can see that this jerk
is not the jerk we're looking for!
Next!
Next!
That's it. Let me see his face!
I want his face!
There isn't one!
Nonsense! Why not!
He never let people take his picture!
Could he be...
The big gangster Capone!
Capone?
What? A blackout?
This can't happen to a police station!
Turn on the lights!
What's wrong with you?
He arrested Capone!
Where's the Chief?
Right here
Now I know!
3 men have taken his picture before
The first guy ran a studio
He took Capone's wedding picture
Then...
When Capone wanted the negatives back
The guy said he couldn't find them
No one has been able to find him since!
The second guy was a reporter
He photographed Capone at a party
And then...
Capone stared at him
He was so scared
He killed himself by swallowing flash bulbs
The third is a private eye who put Capone in jail
He took an unusual picture of Capone
with a girl under the age of consent
What does that mean?
Go home and ask your mother!
You arrested Capone!
Yoyo asked me to do it!
So Capone is not after you
He's after that private eye
"THE NIGHTHAWK BILLIARD ROOM"
Yoyo, you're licked!
Don't be so sure!
Whoever gets 3 blue balls in will win
Even a blind man won't miss this!
You missed! Dock 5 points
Step aside, asshole! Watch this!
Any one can get this in!
Here's $20
Run along!
That was easy!
Here's $10 for you
Have you paid your rent?
Yes! And you?
No!
Then you better take this!
If I get a break, I'll take you out!
You didn't take me out for Christmas!
Who'd believe you?
Yoyo! Some schmuck is in your office!
Here's the break! We'll go out for the New Year
I hope so
"PRIVATE EYE AGENCY"
Tell Chief Inspector Robin
I'm not interested in his case
and tell Mr. Chan
I'm not taking his case either
Don't bother me unless it's urgent!
I don't work for just anyone
That's the trouble with this business
Everyone is a referral
Who referred you? Sorry about that
You should say sorry to my Boss!
Who's your Boss?
You don't know him?
I don't even know you, let alone your Boss!
My Boss is...
Capone!
Capone?
And you are...
I'm his No.1 killer
You don't deserve my card
What do you want with me?
My Boss' mistress is missing
You want me to find her?
No! I know she'll come looking for you!
She wants me to find someone?
She doesn't want to hire you, she wants you!
For what?
She wants to elope with you
Elope? With her?
That's right!
I didn't believe it at first
But now I heard it from you
Don't bother to deny it!
Who said I would?
I did!
I'm warning you
If you elope with her
Don't do that...
You'll end up like this room
Hey...
I don't even know what she looks like!
But I do. So if you elope
I'll know about it!
What happened?
How can I elope with someone I haven't met?
What are you doing here?
Waiting for you
Who are you?
Capone's mistress!
Look out for that fat guy!
Tell me if he comes back!
What's with the luggage?
I'm eloping with you
But I don't even know you
You do now
Get this straight!
I did!
A morning flight to Bombay tomorrow
Then a boat to Yemen
then to Africa to watch the elephants
If it works out
we'll be in Venice tomorrow
And if it doesn't?
We're doomed!
Can you get my bags?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Cover up your legs!
You have fleas!
Of all the private eyes
Why me?
You're the cheapest
She's right, you know
My name is Mimi
Mimi...
What will they say if they catch us like this?
There you are! You're dead!
Watch it!
You're really dead!
Please get out of my way!
Excuse me!
Don't come over!
Run for it!
Don't even try!
Run for it!
You need a license for acrobatics in the street
No, Chief!
I had a blackout, I'm fixing the wires
I don't think so
You're trying to kill yourself!
Get lost! I don't want to see you again!
You're in?
A lot of traffic today
Are you moving?
Just renovating!
Are you off?
Not until I wrap up a case!
Need any help?
You have no choice! Move it!
Why am I under arrest?
Do you want the real reason
or the excuse?
Both
Capone will kill you when he gets out
It's for your own safety
And the excuse?
Your private eye license has expired
You haven't paid your dues!
Let's go!
Wait! Close the door!
"DELUXE PRISON"
Boss!
Is there cholera at the farm?
The steaks taste awful!
You're wrong, Boss
Cholera has nothing to do with steaks
Fix him!
I know what to do
I'll take care of the chef!
Have you notified the 4 families?
Yes!
I have kept them waiting for 2 hours
Get that man!
Here's Capone!
No wonder they need more taxes,
it must be nice in jail
He's looking good
And you better look out
Long time no see! You look great!
Not really!
But after the shooting
I feel much better!
What? Someone tried to kill you?
Don't you know?
I don't know what you mean
You know damn well what I mean
You're being unreasonable
If I were unreasonable, you'd all be dead
I always know
what you are up to
You took my business when I was in jail
10 joints on Maple Street
And 2 more at the junction
2 more?
The funeral homes!
It's all a misunderstanding
You bust 1 joint, that's a misunderstanding
But not 18
Not to mention the brothels
Those are dead end business anyway!
Then why did you take them?
You got it all wrong
The cops busted your joints
How do you know? Did you tip them off?
You know damn well
I used to be a police chief
but not anymore
the police is interested in me
That's why they locked you up!
If they do that again
you're all dead
But relax! You're here today
not to discuss the past
but the future
Whatever happened before
will be forgotten
What about everything we took from you?
Keep them
What are your conditions?
Simple! I want peace
I'm not kidding you
Is that possible?
If I say so
You wouldn't dare do anything to me!
Remember! I'm not afraid of you
I have to fix someone more annoying
Bring him in
Where is he now?
At the police station
Kill him!
You're dead!
Really?
You have no more moves
Checkmate! I told you!
Don't point that thing at me!
I'm just cleaning it
Point it at him!
Don't cheat!
You have never beaten me
Playing marbles, you lost
You grades at school are worse than mine
Even the police academy
I got in and you didn't
Shut up and let me think
There!
Forget it!
Checkmate again!
I beat you at everything
No! I'm better with girls!
That reminds me...
You stole my childhood sweetheart
I'm still mad about that
So this is personal!
And you're locking me up!
I don't want you to get killed!
Capone is out
I don't need your help! Let me go!
No!
Why not?
You don't have $5,000 for the bail
He does, Chief!
Someone is putting up his bail!
Who?
Me!
I don't know her
- Do you have a light?
- Yes!
Here!
Cigarette?
Which one of you is the Chief Inspector?
Who do you think?
"CHIEF INSPECTOR ROBIN"
- May I have a chair?
- Yes...
You're putting up his bail?
Yes
What's he to you?
Nothing yet
$5,000 is a lot of money
Where is it from?
The printer
I want to know how!
By selling
Lady, prostitution is illegal
I meant by selling a diamond ring
I'll believe you even if you're lying
But, I'll soon find out the truth
Really?
Everyone knows about Chief Inspector Robin
Not me!
You're looking at the man himself
What school did you go to?
Hong Kong Police Academy
- How long have you served?
- 12 years
- Before that?
- 1 was a teacher
- Which subject?
- Music
- Where are you from?
- Tai Shan
- Where's your wife?
- In Shanghai
Any children?
I won't answer that
- I want to know
- None
- Why not?
- What's this?
Who's doing the questioning here?
You answered my questions!
Why should 1?
I have one more!
Forget it! I won't answer you
But you will
Is it illegal for me to bail him out?
Can he come with me?
My car's waiting outside
Can he go now?
Chief, this you have to answer!
Get lost!
How dare she question me on my turf!
This is ridiculous!
Why did you answer her?
Get lost!
What are you doing?
Nothing, sir!
Is Yoyo inside?
Yes!
Thank you
You attacked a police officer!
I want to get arrested
I'll get you, Yoyo
What are you doing here?
To see you!
I'm just on my way out
Why is he getting out?
Someone put up his bail
Can you get me out?
No. But we can get you in!
I live right here
Sugar is added
Toothpaste?
Do you know why you're here?
When I'm with a woman
I don't care about the past
I only look to the future
Let me get into something more comfortable
What are you doing down there?
Checking the quality of wood
You're quick!
Nice big sofa. Nice big house
You live alone?
Almost!
Are you scared at night?
That's why we want you here
We?
My husband and I
What? Where is he?
He's stroking your face as we speak!
You have guts. I've been watching you!
You have my respect! You started to strip!
And your knowledge of wood
I'm impressed!
Get him some coffee that
doesn't taste like toothpaste
And one for me too
Toilet?
The toilet
You need to go? I'll show you
Sorry, I didn't know she's your wife
Take away my gun
I'll shoot when I'm nervous
It's my nerves and I'm diabetic
Can't sleep without the gun
Someone wants to kill me
Who?
Coffee's ready!
It's her!
Her?
She's after my money!
Your money?
She has a lover
That's outrageous!
But I have no proof
Fine!
Where are you going?
Get you your proof!
So it's you...
This is for you
- Did you put sugar?
- 3 teaspoonfuls
Add 3 more!
You're right
I sniffied her out!
Already?
3 teaspoonfuls of sugar in your coffee
No wonder you're diabetic!
Have you seen my denture?
Your denture?
[t's in the coffee!
Phone call for you
For me?
Are you Yoyo?
Yes!
Take it on the extension upstairs
Who is it?
It's Mimi!
Where are you?
I'm next door
No, look across the window
He knew about you and me in bed!
Who?
Run! You're surrounded!
Don't move!
Get in!
What's the matter?
Go!
Smile!
You're shivering!
I have that effect on people when they betray me
I didn't. Why am I shaking?
You didn't! Nobody would dare either!
I'm interested in your husband's stocks
You're a tough one, bitch!
You walked right into my trap!
What do you want?
I wanted to be knighted
but my background failed me
Then I wanted to become a film star
but I'm not handsome enough
So I finally figured out
I want your husband's stocks from Shanghai
to help me expand
Don't crave for what you can't have!
I want you dead more than anything
but I can let you off
See? I told you!
We're old friends
Shut up!
The old geezer trusts you
I want you to help me get his stocks
Your nose is bigger than mine
Your moustache is longer than mine
but your brains are not as good as mine!
Why?
We still have an old score to settle
Even if I help you, you'll still kill me!
Good for you, smartass!
Do you know why you're here?
You want us dead?
Bingo! And you?
I don't know
Good guys go to heaven, bad guys go to hell
But you'll end up in the North Pole
and be Santa Claus in your next life!
You know
You must die
Otherwise, I'm dead
Hold still! I'm working on the rope!
Let me undo the knot
We'll bust the door open
You're busting me!
Now you're busting me!
Come on!
This doesn't work! We're doomed!
I have an idea! Come on!
Slow down! I can't walk that fast!
Push the block towards the door
Anymore?
No!
Not so fast!
These blocks are no use either!
We're dead
It's freezing in here
This is too much!
"Hong Kong Hotel"
Who are all those people?
Let's go this way!
What is it?
His denture!
Damn! Your old man is finished!
What is she doing here?
Come in!
What is it?
Capone wants me to be his mistress
Don't worry!
I'm real close to him now
You do everything he tells you?
What have you done to the old man?
Hands up!
Someone will fix you for me!
Me?
I'm impressed, old man!
That could be poisonous!
You've broken my heirloom
Forget that! You're in grave danger now!
I know
We came back to tell you
Don't come near me!
What are you doing?
You tell me!
I'll kill you, you adulterers!
Don't shoot!
Don't...
Let me explain!
I'll kill you
I thought you meant me!
There's nothing between us!
No? Why is she wearing your pants?
Run!
It's too quiet outside! This isn't right!
What shall we do?
Simple
You go check it out
Me?
Where do you think you're going?
Don't move or I'll shoot
It's just a telephone!
Long distance call for you
Stop!
"Fascinating charisma"
"Those hot lips”
"Your unforgettable caress...”
- Come back!
- Stop!
What are you doing?
Who are you?
Who are you?
This is my car!
I need to borrow this, they're after me!
How exciting!
There's a car behind us! Hurry!
Hurry!
Sister, how do you go to Heaven?
You must go around in circles...
Turn! Change gear! Step on it!
Move your leg!
What? Why?
I need to get something
This is fun!
We ditched them! This is so much fun!
Why did you help me?
You seem nice, they must be the bad guys
You're right!
Wait! We haven't been introduced!
Let's leave that to fate!
What do you mean?
By perchance we'll meet again
I'm sure of it!
Don't go!
When you gotta go, you gotta go
I was trying to tell you
Your jacket is caught in the car door!
If only you'd listen to me
It won't be torn!
You're driving me crazy!
Can you sing? I'll make you a star
You're crazy
A glass of milk
Better make me a star!
Drinking milk all by your lonesome?
What's wrong with that?
Nothing! We do it all the time!
Happy New Year!
What do you want now?
No business today! Cheers!
Hello!
I have something for you!
You're the best private eye in town
I have something for you too
You're the kindest Chief Inspector in town
You mean I'm a clown!
I don't like compliments either
Fine! Here's something else for you!
A boat ticket to Africa?
Private eyes are scarce over there
Your wife has left you anyway
Might as well take a chance
It's for your own good! Capone wants you!
You said no business!
Must we always be rivals?
Can't we team up for once?
Maybe!
We used to be real chums
Remember that fight?
Yes!
That big bully...
We fixed him good!
I punched him first, remember?
If I didn't get him from behind
you'd be creamed!
Put me down!
Help!
Let me go!
I'm not Chief Inspector for nothing!
What's the matter? Keep playing!
Don't fight! Stop it...
Don't fight...
Get them!
Come on!
I was looking for you! Let's go!
It's you!
It's you!
Why you?
I'll come again to hear you play!
Don't bother!
Let's go!
Freeze!
I'm the Chief Inspector
So am...
Who else is a Chief Inspector?
We all are!
Good! Take them downtown!
I'm on the second floor
What is it? Someone after you again?
No!
Why are you so scared?
Reflex!
Relax! It's just a skeleton!
What is it doing here?
I found it in flea market
Beats keeping a watch dog!
You live alone?
2 if you count him!
Does it hurt?
Do you have ice? Let me put some on that!
I think so
The fridge is in the kitchen
The door is stuck!
Haven't opened it in a long time!
What are you doing here?
What's going on in there?
There's a rat in there
Help!
What? I'm terrified of rats
Don't worry, I'll catch it
Just don't come in here
What are you doing here?
I'm cooking for you
Cooking?
Why?
You asked me to dinner after the New Year
I meant the lunar New Year
Did you get it? What's taking so long?
Almost!
Listen! Don't come out until I'm gone!
How will I know you're gone?
You'll hear the bell on the door!
Understand?
Did you get it?
How did you get in?
That girl in your bedroom let me in
There's a girl in my bedroom!
Yes!
You...
I took care of it
Don't go in there! I smashed it!
I'll go change! Don't come in!
I need to talk to you!
Don't!
If you do
I'll knock your teeth out
Stay right here! Don't go out there!
Don't come out until I leave!
Listen for the bell on the door
Understand?
I thought you were changing!
Right!
No peeping!
Such bad timing!
Tonight of all nights
Every one of them shows up!
How did you get in?
The girl in your toilet let me in
There's a girl in my toilet!
Sorry, I have to go!
Just don't come in!
It's you!
Where did you get my key?
I didn't
What?
A woman in the bath tub let me in
- Someone is taking a bath?
- Yes!
Who has my key?
Who can it be?
The landlady!
You're 3 months behind in rent
So I took your keys
Fine!
Just stay here until I'm gone
How will I know when?
You'll hear the bell on the door
She knows!
I beg of you don't come out
or I won't pay the rent
You wouldn't dare!
Let's go see a movie!
A bit late, isn't it?
We'll catch the late late show
Hurry up!
The radio's still on!
Don't worry! Someone will turn it off
Long time no see, Yoyo
I came for a bath
Who is he?
The landlord
Who are they?
The landlady and her daughters
What about this place?
This place?
I don't live here
Let's go. We're late!
This way please
What are these?
Shanghai Bank is a big bank, so are the stocks
Pretty!
I'll give you one...some day
The old man really trusts me
He took me to look at the stocks
Excellent!
I'm dedicating my full attention to this
You know what to do?
Not you!
Yes, Boss! Get him to marry me!
Then I'll get the stocks when he's dead!
When are you marrying him?
We got married today!
Well done!
When will he be dead?
Soon, I guess
Why?
Because he's listening in on this call
You won't get the stocks, I still have a daughter
She's the sole successor in my will
Boss, he has a daughter
Really?
Yes, ask him yourself!
Yes, I have a daughter
Find me the girl!
Here I am!
Not you!
You're his daughter!
That's right!
What a small world!
I really need help now. My father...
Say no more
Thanks for your help!
I didn't say I'll help you
Why? He's my father
So what?
He pointed a gun at me!
I wouldn't help him if he was my father
Yoyo
This is Robin
What is it?
Is the old man's daughter with you?
Yes!
Tell her
The old man is in the hospital for heart attack!
What?
Robin said your father is in the hospital
My father...
Wait...
Wait for me...
You don't even know which one!
Which one?
Which hospital?
The Riverside hospital
The Riverside!
Thank you!
Is there a patient by the name Hu?
Room 103! He sure has many visitors!
Were there many people looking for him?
Those 2 over there
Capone's men are outside
He's in grave danger
I took down the room number they won't find us
If you just take this one down
They can still count from next door
Right!
Where is 1037
What number are you looking for?
What about you?
What about it?
Get in!
It's dangerous outside
We have to move him
How?
He...
Chief, he's still out
Try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
What are you doing?
Sorry to wake you
Where's the old man?
Where's the daughter?
What's he saying?
He's cursing me
for not watching over his daughter
Who took her?
Not us
We didn't do it!
I've been eating this cake all by myself
But now I have indigestion
So I'm sharing it with you
How would you like to split this?
We'll let you decide
You want Kowloon or Hong Kong?
Alright, I'll give you the water
That is yours, this is mine!
Fair enough?
Depends on how you look at it
What do you say?
Fair, Boss!
And you?
Fair enough
Boss...Chief Inspector Robin
That's me!
What do you want?
To see how you cut the cake
Good! I'll cut you a slice!
Why are you barging in like this?
I want to search this place
Do you have a search warrant?
Would I come here without one?
What are you looking for?
Missing person
Who?
Mr. Hu's daughter
She's been kidnapped
Nonsense!
Boss, look what you've done...
I would never sink this low
I have reasons to suspect you
Let me show you something
Bring them in
They're caught at the scene, are they your men?
Look at them! Do they look like my men?
My men don't get caught
Do you work for me?
No!
And you?
No!
Don't admit it
even if you are beaten to death
Otherwise you'll implicate the Boss!
Right, Boss?
You all should know
it's not easy to share his cake
If he gets the old man's stocks
he'll own the docks and the go downs
Your cargo will have nowhere to go
but the police station
Nothing, Sir!
Nothing?
Let me see your warrant?
I don't have one, let's go!
You can't leave just like that!
You want to take me on?
Capone, watch your back!
Let's go!
We don't want your cake either!
Let's go!
Boss, phone call!
Take a message!
It's a woman
Capone, I know you don't have the girl
because she's right here
If you want the stocks
you'll have to pay
Bring 1 million to Ever bad go down
tomorrow night at 8
You don't know me if you want my money
Prepare an empty suitcase
Don't try to fool me with an empty suitcase
I won't let her go for a penny less
I know all your moves
How do you know?
Your most trusted man works for me!
Who's my most trusted man?
That would be me, Boss!
He should be here anytime now
Dad!
Uncle!
How is everything?
They're bringing the money
Along with guns, I'm sure
What shall we do?
His guns are no match for my brains
Your lighter is out of gas, Mr. Yan
Your match won't last either
How do you know who I am?
I have a very bad habit
I always do a background check on my client
Unfortunately, I found out the truth
You're a con man from Shanghai
One of the notorious 7 Masters
I'd recognize you anywhere
Why didn't you expose me?
Because I want to know
what you are doing here
- Now you know!
- Yes!
You're conning a con man
It's a dangerous game
But you're in greater danger!
You wouldn't shoot me
after what we've been through
We don't make friends in our line of work
Don't shoot!
If you're a con man
You won't shoot me
because I'm still useful to you
Put the gun away
This is no time for guns!
It's time for champagne
Tell me why you are useful to me
I can get you another big catch
Which is?
The 4 families
Excellent!
Here we are
sailing in the sunset...
You have the girl?
You sure about the place and time?
You should have double checked
You want 1 million for the girl?
We can save 1 million if we have you
If I don't leave in 15 minutes
My men will hand her over to Capone
And you'll have nothing
Even if it's true, I don't trust you
If you don't trust me, kill me
If you won't kill me, trust me
Bring me the money personally
I don't deal with sidekicks
We want the girl
so we must bring the money
We'll trade for the girl
Then we'll get the money back
We'll get it back with guns
The private eye is on Capone's side
Boss, we've been had! They have the girl!
- Don't hit me!
- Did you bring it?
All here! And you?
How do you want to do this?
Just like this!
Fine!
Where's the girl?
It's set-up
We're all dead if we open fire
We'll back away...
Count our men...
1,2,3,4,5,6,6%
Who are you?
Me?
Boss! Where are you?
Boss!
How dare you surrender?
I didn't!
I was spying on them!
What did you find out?
Everything!
They outnumber us, we're doomed!
Numbers don't count! This is not a boat race!
Clever!
Boss, too many people will sink the boat!
Split up! Tarzan!
Yes, Boss?
- Take the left!
- Yes, Boss!
- Superman, take the right!
- Yes, Boss!
Popeye!
Take the back
What about me, Boss?
You take the front alone
I have them surrounded, they're dead!
Who will protect me?
I will!
Get lost!
Are we alright?
We're alright!
Who are you?
Capone
It's a mannequin
Another one!
Don't move!
It's us!
You're dead
Capone, I have been waiting for this!
You're dead!
Don't move!
Get up!
Get up!
Get up!
If somebody shoots now
we're all dead!
Did you hear that?
I heard you!
Don't shoot! Understand?
Yes!
Damn! He's deaf!
Boss!
Freeze! This is Chief Inspector Robin
Get in!
You are surrounded!
Put down your weapons!
Hands up! Squat down!
Collect the guns and look around
What a catch!
Chief, we found 2 suitcases of money
Put them in the jeep
Don't move!
Line up against wall!
- Take them downtown!
- Yes!
Let's go!
Chief, the money is gone!
What?
Gone...
Don't move!
Don't move!
Stop!
Stop, Yoyo!
Stop the car!
What is it?
Mind your own business!
We have Capone!
Yoyo will be here soon
What's next?
He'll be useless to us
Give him a bullet!
Don't kill him, he's good man!
Listen, you're still new at this
Anyone who threatens your interest is your enemy
Some day you'll understand
Here's the money!
The boat is here
We'll board a liner from this boat
And we'll leave Hong Kong! Get aboard!
Uncle
Don't move!
I knew you'd leave by boat
You can't run from Chief Inspector Robin
You're no millionaire
you're just a con man from Shanghai
You're too late! I knew that already!
It's never too late
I must escort them to safety!
Go on!
Let's go!
Uncle...
- Yoyo!
- You idiot!
Start the boat!
They're gone!
This is what you get for teaming up with me!
I bought 2 tickets to Brazil
Go ahead! I'm going to Paris!
What about our coffee ranch in Brazil?
This is the first and last time we work together
Why?
You get the limelight, I get the dirty work
How about this?
Get in!
The plane is leaving in 2 hours
Hurry!