Aitraaz (2004) - full transcript

Successful businessman Raj Malhotra (Akshay Kumar) has everything going for him, including a lovely wife (Kareena Kapoor). Just when he thinks things can't get any better, Sonia (Priyanka Chopra) - his ex-girlfriend, now the boss's wife - walks back into his life - and she wants Raj. After he rejects her sexual advances, she accuses him of rape. But he soon turns the tables on Sonia and sues her for sexual harassment along with the help of his wife Priya.

Cuco... cuco?

Yiaaaaa!

Hola, paquito! Looking for
me?

Cuco, you should be
at the circus

"cuco you should be
at the circus!"

Don't you ever just
want to have fun, paquito?

Uh uh

sure you do, watch this!

Huh?

Oh no we're late again!

Oh, man! Gotta
hurry or I'll miss it!



The last one
home is a rotten egg!

♪♪

Uh oh! I hope I'm not going to
be late.

I hope I'm not late...

You mean late for work, right?

Nah, not that?

Your dad needs you, you have to
be responsible.

Ok paquito, I'm
going to say this only once,

so you have to listen
very carefully alright?

Uaaaaagh!

I know that I'm meant
to do something else!

All my life, I've heard
something inside me

calling for me to go out
there and live an adventure!

Like on TV!



¡Ay!

You know exactly
what I mean right?

But you're
late for your job.

I know, I'm late to do my job,

but I made
on time to watch

'El americano: The TV series'!

But, but, but, but the divas
need their pink hats,

and divino his w...

Hold that
thought. See ya!

Ay, ay, ay... uaaagh!

Mmhmm...

Hola, cuco!

Oh, hi mom.

Shouldn't you be at the circus?

They don't really need me.
They can get their own props.

Well,
your father needs you.

Soon you will be
ready to be part of the show...

And I know
you'll do great.

But mom, I don't wanna
do old stuff.

I wanna do something
different!

Oh, your time will
come, don't worry mijito.

You don't know how
lucky you are

for being part
of the generations circus.

It's a dream-- and
you get to live it!

Please don't disappoint
your father.

Ándale, let's go!

In a minute, I... I just need
to... change my underwear!

Yeah, that's it!

Ay ay, vamos,
vamos...

I'm right behind you.

Echale primo!

Go! Go! Go!

Yeah!

Cape!

Oh yeah!

Holy guacamole!

Look out--

he's right behind you!

Cuco!

Dad, I... I was just going to...

How many times do I have
to tell you:

This cape is not a plaything!

It is a symbol for
all of us at the circus.

It is an honor to wear it.

And instead of trying to
understand,

prepare yourself to
follow our rules and traditions,

you are late!

And you waste your time,
watching this... ay.

Dad, traditions need to change.

The circus needs to be
more spectacular...

Like El americano!

What a waste!

But dad, our circus
is so boring!

Everyone's seen the same
already!

If I did some
super-flips and you could--

enough! You think circus stars
hatch overnight?

If you want to be a star

you first need to learn respect!

Until then,

you will continue to
assist every one

with the
props in the circus!

The divas need their pink hats.

C'mon, vamonos!

[Music]

[Singing in Spanish]

Garza Garcia, come on! We need
to practice!

Uh? Yes divino, yes,

here it goes, here it goes?

Garza! You dork stork!

Sorry mighty divino...

Hey! I am a stork, not a dork

hijole,

come on chu! Pronto pues...

Oh!

Tacos, torta, abracad...

Abracadabra!

I, I, I did it?

-Where did he go?
-Where did he go?

I'm up here you cucu cucu

hey you founded the
divas pink hats

bravo, bravo El gran divino

no, no, no esperate...

Why? What have I done
to deserve this?

[Laughs]

You guys should put
this comedy in the act!

I've heard this
song a thousand times

and still love it!

Man, this is older than old
school, ancient history!

Aah, my son... you're
just watching and hearing...

Not looking and listening.

You must feel the excitement,

the circus, the props, the
show, the colors,

some little bird will
be here laughing,

entire families
cheering.

It is our life, it
is our...

Circo de las generaciones!

[Music]

Buenas noches, my fine
feathered friends!

Welcome to you all!

Our next act is a
personal favorite of mine

and I must say, my wife, Lori,
makes a most lovely assistant!

Put your wings together

for our very own
mystic-- El gran divino!

Since the beginning of time, the
mistic owls

has been the greatests
magicians of all,

making possible the impossible.

Behold, behold

and tonight we will witness
something spectacular

and exciting

that will leave you with your
beaks wide open

the spirit of chicken fajitas,
chupacabra, Chimichanga,

chalupa... cha!

I said... aaaaahh

[music]

What's going on?

Wow

ha ha

[crowd cheering]

For those of you who
don't know,

I am... Martin the king...
Fisher!

Martin! Where is Lori?

Gayo, my old friend,

acaso no fui claro?

I will take over your petty
little circus with my

electrifying circo extremo!

I am here to challenge you
for the cape!

You should give it to me now,

or shall I take what
is mine by force?

It will take more
than flash and threats

to take over the
honorable tradition.

As bearer of the
cape, it is I who sets the time

for a new challenge!

Fair enough.

A full moon is coming...

I will meet you again.

Fate will determine who has the
right to wear the cape!

Never tempt fate,
old friend.

As the full moon shines
for all to see,

the cape shall be mine!

Gayo, gayo...

Lori

wha... what happened?

Trouble with a capital m.

Oh, gayo, what are we to do?

If Martin wins the
cape challenge

we are all certainly done for.

No more circo for
you...

Or you...

Or for anybody.

Which might not be a bad thing.

Hold on, friends, hold on!

As you may know, Martin and I go
back many years.

He holds a grudge
and wants the cape,

but with it goes the generations
circus as we know it.

Our feud started in this very
tree. A long, long time ago...

Generations of birds

have come to witness

the passing of the cape.

In a tradition that
continues to this day.

don quetzal was the first
of many quetzals that followed,

but their numbers dwindled.

Soon it came time to pass the
cape to a new family of birds.

Martin and I were both
considered

to be new the bearer
of the cape.

Martin had flash, no doubt.

He had the most outrageous
act anyone had ever seen!

My act was daring, yet simple.

But that night beneath
the full moon

the cape was passed... to me.

Martin was crushed,
his loss unbearable.

Vowing revenge,
the kingfisher flew away.

Martin was never seen again...

Until... right now.

I don't get it...

If that guy was so hot, why
didn't he win the cape?

don quetzal awarded
tradition and respect.

...and the bird with
the biggest heart.

Ok, but... what are we
going to do now?

Let's walk... just
you and me.

What is it dad?

Everyone starts at
the bottom, cuco,

that's how we learn.

In time I am sure that you
will go to the very top!

I know, I know I have to be
patient, dad.

The generations
circus is all about tradition...

And that's important, cuco

but you know?
Sometimes change can be good.

What do you mean?

I need you for something bigger.
Something new for the circus

if we want to win
Martin's challenge.

Oh yeah?

You've been talking
about a new act.

How about you and I try some
of those El americano moves?

You really mean it?

Of course!

Awesome! Check out this
super-flip!

Wow!

Whoops! I didn't
mean to do that!

You teach me your
El americano moves

I'll teach you some
neat old school juggling.

Deal!

Oh, dad we're gonna have
the best new act ever!

[Music]

Ok!

Wow, the tower of challenges
looks amazing!

This is impressive,
challenging for sure

you ready, mijo?
I was born ready!

Good evening and welcome to
the new generations circus...

Behind this curtain...
A story unfolds...

The famous street artist on
his biggest performance yet,

when over the city tonight,
he will juggle not 3,

but 5 golden eggs at once...

Look at him so in control

oh no! The evil thieves are
here to steal the golden eggs!

They try to take the
street performer down

with giant fire balls!

Fire?

Wow! They are really bad.

Disaster strikes! A lady in
trouble! Luckily for her,

the street performer can carry
her to safety!

Cuidado, cuidado

but wait! What's this?

There's also a baby in danger,

the brave citizen
must carry him too!!

More guns! More
fireballs! More danger!

And... the baby's grandma is in
trouble too!!

The abuelita too?

Fireballs are menacing
the abuelita.

But our fearless citizen is an
open target.

But wait! Could this be?
It is!

El americano!

Yiaa! Yiaaa!

Oh no! The lava ball canon!

Wow! What is that?

This is your finish act bad guys

bravo! Bravo

pssst, vovo , time to tell the
boss wussup!

Yo no creo que le va a gustar
escuchar a estos pajaros,

tienen tanto animo, creo que lo
major sera contarle un cuento

de vaqueros de esos que tanto le
gustan, ¿no crees dovo?

Shhhhh callate y vamonos

Martin, Martin tenemos noticias
de último momento,

esos pájaros estan planeando
algo muy hábil de su parte

y creo que debemos
hacer algo por...

Yaaaah! Stop talking
so fast.

I can't understand
a word you said!

The parrots at the circus are
preparing a new big act!

Dobles trucos! Super
saltos bien locos!

Toys-a-popping everywhere!
It's big, it's new,
it's fresh, it's--

it's never... going...
To be seen.

What do you mean?

Oh nada rayito,

I have to take care
of some things

so gayo can suffer
like I suffered:

Little... humiliation.

Time for plan x,

stage 1: Sabotage!

Plan equis, sabotear... mmm mh
mh mh...

What is this plan x?
Why didn't anyone tell me?

Oh, is just me getting my cape
back... that's all.

Nothing to worry your pretty
little head about.

My pretty little head can take
it, thank you, very much!

Ooooooohh...

If this has anything to do with
anybody getting hurt, I'm out!

Ay my lost child, do not fear.

This is simply about getting
back what is rightfully mine.

Remember?

Dovo, vovo...

Yes boss!

Commence plan x.

Ha ha ha ha ha...

Sabotage!

Come on dad,
one more pass

ready!

Ok!

Good evening and welcome to the
new generations circus...

Behind this curtain...
A story unfolds...

Oh no!

Eh?

Watch out cuco!

Cuco!

Cuco cuidado! Ay!

Uh?

No!

Gayo! Cuco!

Oh!

Papá!

Gayo!

My good leg..

Papa!

Oh, gayo, mi amor.

We must take him home
right away,

carefully, please, carefully!
Rápido, rápido vamos.

[Cuco] Dad I'm so sorry

look vovo , the cape!

[Vovo] La capa, lo que tanto
quería Martin pues ahí está,

la tenemos a nuestro alcance.

Martin is going to
be so happy!

He might even be nice
to us now

¿crees que nos vaya a dar una
recompensa?

Ya ves que es re codo, yo
quisiera unas vacaciones

en chiconautla, en zacatlan de
las manzanas, en cuatzingo

bueno pos aunque sea
en disneylandia.

I want a ranch with
horses and cows and chivos

and a lot of chicken,
oh yes a lot of chicken.

Quick, vovo ,
hide!

Rapido rapido escondete que
viene algo

que gran descuido.

It was just a little
yellow canary!

And it took the cape.

What are we going to
tell Martin now?

Todo fue tu culpa,

me distrajiste con todo lo que
hablas y dices y mendigas,

no te para la lengua ni un
minuto.

No, no, this is
all your fault

pollo baboso

¿yo soy un pollo baboso?

Tu eres pollo baboso

tu eres un pollo
baboso, te voy a agarrar del

pescuezo y te voy a...

No me andes apuntando, tu eres
pollo baboso

tu rancho va a estar lleno de
puros pollos babosos

y se va a llamar 'baboso ranch'

he is waking up,
he's waking up! Ugh...

Where's cuco?

Dad! I am okay. You saved me!

Little one! Ohhh...

The cape! Where's the cape?

Don't worry, I got it

ahhh, it's safe.

Poor gayo! His legs must be
killing him!

I wonder why on earth did he let
anyone change his routine

on the first place

all this trouble because
of that El americano hoopla

hoopla poopla ha ha ha

please stop you cockatoos!

[Music]

The divas are right,

it's all my fault!

Don't listen to them cuco.

Yeah the divas will always
complain about something.

But now my dad won't
be able to stand

to against Martin's
challenge.

We really need help... now!

Yes paquito but who? Who can
help us?,

who? I can't think of anybody

garza Garcia you're a genius!

I am?

We've got to find our
superhero El americano

and bring him back to help!

But... but who?, what?, where?

There-- ho-lly-woooood!

I have not a clue what in
the world are you talking about

who would know how to get to...

Garcia get divino, pronto!

Divino? Uh... let me see...
Uh...

Tacos, tortas, tamales,
Chimichanga, chiiiin.

I will take you back to
the circus and I...

Hey! What's going on?

Sorry to disturb you,
oh great one,

but you are the one that
knows everything!

Well yes, I don't like to brag,

but I'll force myself to say
yes, I do

please tell us: How
to get to Hollywood?

Hollywood? Are you serious?
Hollywood?

Why would you want to go to
Hollywood my dear boy?

El americano lives in Hollywood

we need help to save the
circus from Martin

and his gang of bad birds!
‘Whenever you're in trouble

who will help you on the
double?'

El americano salva El día!

That's very nice of you
cuco but let me just say it,

it's very, very nice is movie
nostalgia...

Every bird in and out the circus
will be in danger

if Martin takes over. We
gotta to do something

and we don't have much time!

Yes I'm afraid that's an
unfortunate truth,

but listen cuquito I must
warn you,

according to the
sacred scrolls

written a long time ago before
you were an egg,

Hollywood is a place where
dreams do come true

but not always as
expected, with a little change,

but more often that not bad
results of heartache

and suffering...

Cool. How do I get there?

Is it far?

Let us see now...

Chin chupacabra... eh?...
Que? Pero... he he he.

Chin chalupa, cheech and
Chong... I feel it coming and...

There it is!

I still got it baby!

The secret scrolls, it will show
you the way to Hollywood,

if anyone ask you where you got
in from?

You did not get them
from me

thanks divino, I will
take good care of it!

Vamos para Hollywood

are you sure you wanna
come along?

Hey, it was my great
idea remember?

You're right about that.

Vámonos!

Be careful, thoughtful,
and hurry.

‘El americano salva El díaaaaa!'

wait for me!

Fly like the wind, fly, fly boy,

and hey brings something,
anything...

No t-shirts, no t-shirts I'll
get you for that.

Diganme! Diganme! Did the, did
the sabotage go

according to my plan?

Like a charm, boss! And
gayo won't be flying

or walking anytime soon.

Magnifico!

Lo único malo es que vimos la
capa tirada

y no se la pudimos traer
porque...

The boss doesn't need to
know all that... pollo baboso.

Pero no me pegues y no me
estes...

The important thing is that
gayo's legs are broken

but you promised no one
would get hurt!

Ay my dear rayito,

those birds are
the real villains here.

They stole the cape
from me, remember?

And... you got my cape
back, right?

Well you see, we almost had it

but vovo right here started to
talk about

pueblos and I don't know what

yo no dije eso, tu
fuiste pollo baboso

tu decías que you
want a ranch

enough!

There's no time to lose.

Time to get that cape back!

Síganme!

Rest, sweet gayo, rest.

Perdón, amigos.

I hear my old friend gayo
had a bad break!

Martin-- you fiend! Aaggh...

No, gayo , don't!

This is an outrage, you have no
right for this intrusion,

you have not won the
right to be here.

Silencio!

I have no need for petty rules!

It is plain to see that poor
gayo cannot defend the cape...

From his bed! Ay poor,
poor, gayo .

Ha ha ha ha and now the cape.
Where is it?

Well don't just
stand there tontos.

Mi capa-- find it!

¿Cuando le decimos que
ya no está?

¿Cuando sera bueno decirle
que El canario se la
llevó? Y que...

What?

Well we saw the yellow canary
take it boss,

the one that is always
with the little green parrot.

Fine, where are they then?
Where?

Where is your scheming
son and that thieving canary?

Cuco! Where's cuco?

Rayito-- ransack this dump

and flush out that
cuco boy!

Ahhh.

Jefazo, yo creo que
este maguito sabe todo,

si creo que este maguito
lo sabe todo!

Oh, so... the old owl knows
something after all.

Yo? Me? I know... nada.

Ash--

squeeze the truth out of this
petty magician.

Where... are... they?

I'll never tell you

stop it, don't hurt him.

He's going to hurt!

Martin, this is enough!

Ash! Get him again!

I can't, I can't, I can't...

I know the parrot's plan!

Divino, is cuco alright?

Tell me what did you find?

They went to Hollywood
to look for... El americano.

They went for a coffee?

No, you fool,

he's a famous super
hero from TV!

"Mom, dad I am
going to get help,

don't you worry." Oh,
cuco!

Rayito-- we need to,

to find a plan to stop that
blasted circus parrot,

before he finds
this super hero.

¿El Espresso?

No, El es El
capuchino

no! El americano.

He is El americano the
most powerful

superhero
that has ever been.

Ha! Cuco is going to bring
him back and kick

your tail feathers!

Shut up! I... want... my...
Cape... right... now!

Honestly, Garcia, a
fear of heights?

We need to speed up!

We might as well walk!

What a great idea!

I was joking!

How about this:

We can just fly
across this canyon

and then we can walk, okay?

Okay but I'm doing
this under protest.

Aaaaaahhh!

Keep up, Garcia, we can't fly
for you, y'know!

Slow down I'm seriously
about to lose it.

Ok, let's find a place to rest.

Yes rest, my nerves!

Ay, ay, ay, you crybaby.

Hey, paquito, down there!

Finally!, firm ground.

Mmm, it seems a
little cushy to me.

Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
bouncy, bouncy, bouncy--

ha, this
scroll is very puzzling.

Hey guys come here: It says
we need to keep heading north

until we find the ‘eagle's rock.

Where the eagle
looks, you must go'.

Then what?

Seems that then we'll arrive at
a place with a tall silver arch.

It says ‘at the top, look for a
big blue stripe.

Follow it north and you can
get to Hollywood!

Hollywood yeh!

It shouldn't be hard!

Oh good,

oh I want to get back at the
safety of our whistle's tree.

I hope Hollywood is
nice at least,

what you think is like?

It must be a magical place.

A little birdie told me once
that there,

all dreams come
true...

After all, El americano
became a hero there!

Ok guys, let's rest.

Tomorrow is going to
be a pretty busy day!

Good night. Good
night. Good... night.

What's that noise?

What?

-¿Ves lo que yo veo?
-No way!

Wow!

Paquito, where is Garcia?

I don't know.

Garcia! Garcia!

Garciaaaaaaa!

Estoy despierto,
estoy despierto...

Buenos días, buenos días,
buenos dias.

Man, I need to pee pee.

Aaaaahhhhh!

He is up there! He is up there!

And he needs to pee pee.

Quick paquito,
let's go.

[Shivering]

[Exhales]

Wow, what a view!

I can't believe you two are
enjoying the view

when I am about to die.

Well, if you want
to get off of here,

you have to fly!

Hey those rocks
look like an eagle

wow, paquito, you're right--

it's the first sign
from the scroll--

‘find the eagle rocks
overlooking the yellow canyon'!

But, but, but...

We're going the wrong way!

Get up Garcia we've
got to fly now!

Listen, nothing is going's to
budge me from this spot

right heeeeeeere...
Aaaaahhhhhhhh!

-Fly, Garcia, fly!
-Flap your wings!

Aaaaahhhhhhggg!

Garcia!

[Echo] Garcia!

I am alive, I can't believe it,

thank you, thank you cuco.
Im still alive.

That was amazing, incredible!

Oh, c'mon!

Paquito's right I think El
americano will be impressed.

-You really think so?
-Mm hmm.

Let's keep moving,
clock is ticking.

Listen up, we don't
have much time.

The full moon is upon
us, and without the cape,

all our hard work
is for nothing!

Ash and I shall continue with
plan x here at my lair.

Dovo, vovo -- you two go north
and nab that pipsqueak parrot

before he reaches El Espresso.

El americano.

Latte, mocha,
espress-- whatever!

And what about me?

Rayito, you're in charge. Just
find that little runt

and cut him off
at the pass.

Do whatever it takes
to get my cape!

And once you have your cape, you
will let everyone go, right?

But of course,
my dear.

Now be gone!

Palomos... you know what
to do if she goes soft.

Jefecito nuestra mente es una
trampa de acero,

recordamos absolutamente todo.

Don't you worry about it boss.

Ay, ay, ay,

par de pollos babosos!

You lay back down right now,
you need time to heal!

[Groaning]

How can I rest when
our son is out there,

who knows where?

I just gave him an
old mystic scroll...

To will show the kid the way,

look... I hope you
can forgive me,

it's all my fault.

You meant well, old friend.

Cuco is our best chance
now. He's our only hope!

And we need to get
something for divino.

What is this place?

It looks like a place
for lucha libre.

Lucha libre huele mucho.

Lets take a shortcut
through here.

It will be faster than going
around and more fun.

It seems like a bad idea.

Paquito, could you
please get him down.

We gotta
keep going!

Wow, I love luchas,

when I was a snorkeling my
nickname was "El quebraplumas."

Cuidado Garcia.

[Grunts]

Guys!
Guys!

Damas y caballeros, amable
auditorio

coming directly from Tijuana

we present you the
pride of Baja,

the most terrifying luchador
still alive...

Feast your eyes on...

Pancho 'El
trueno' Gonzalez.

Woaaaaaahhh, ha ha ha.

It's been a long
time since I was challenged,

I can see that you are brave or
fool enough to do so,

now I will have to
crush you and break your--

perfect, we-- I mean,
I should get going.

We need to find a city with a
tall silver arch and--

I got my eyes on you. I'm not
easily fooled and--

oh! The silver arch! I know
where the silver arch is

and I will gladly share that
information with you

oh really?
Thanks!

But first... you will have
to defeat me in a lucha
libre match.

[Growling]

Trueno, trueno te queremos...

The champ is in great shape,
ladies and gentlemen--

but I don't want to fight.

What? You come here
to my place, the legendary

arena de lucha libre Marco
'El plateado' Perez...

Que dios lo tenga
en su Gloria,

and you don't want to fight?

What?

You have offended me,

and worst of all...

You are disrespecting
my audience,

mi casa.

As you can all see,
trueno is in control...

And looking great
this evening.

Let's see if his new opponent

has what it takes.

Insignificant, and
you will be crushed,

ugh!

But now you will witness
my famous

"nudo tijuanense"

yeeha!

[El trueno] Could it be? Such a
tiny opponent, so strong?

A rookie luchador has given
the champ a rough time?

Not in this lifetime, amigo.

Al fin trueno is going for the
diving

triple huracan.

Ladies and gentlemen this is
truly a sad historic moment.

The champ has lost and he
must give up his mask

I cannot bear to watch

it is the greatest humiliation
for any member of the

asociación de luchadores
armadillos mexicanos a.C.

My mask now belongs
to you my brave opponent

wait! Um... excuse
me mister Gonzalez?

I couldn't have
defeated you,

unless it was simply
dumb luck!

And besides I can't
take your mask.

I am not even a wrestler!

Oh, I think you
are right,

I'm the champ and
you are not even a luchador,

all this was a show
for my beloved fans.

Ha ha ha.

I'm sorry to
lie but you know,

it is a very sensitive audience.

Right, but between you and
me,

you should really check out your
eye doctor champ.

Listen to the crowd,

happy!

Oh fighter, I can see that your
heart is as big as your punch.

You are truly like a
luchador tecnico.

Now, can you tell us where
the silver arch is?

Yes, of course my friend

you are very near, you must head
north.

I mean north, I mean north,
that's right!

You will be in downtown
Tijuana

and there you will get to
see the great silver arch

thanks, champ. I hope we can
fight again one day.

Vaya con dios amigo mio,

I will keep an eye on
you fierce luchador.

Bye trueno.

Oh, I should wear
my glasses more often,

that's why I was defeated, they
will fear them...

And that's it for today, lucha
libre time!

See you soon!

Those three birds should
be about here by now...

And there's an old mine here...

This is the spot where we will
stop them and take the cape--

si, si.

(Speaking Spanish)

Yes we have everything ready
and we even brought disguises.

Mua ha ha ha ha.

Question: Why wear
disguises?

They make us look good.

Si, muy super duper cool

well, at least the disguises
will fool the parrot

and distract him.

(Speaking Spanish)

Whatever. Just make
sure that nobody gets hurt.

We're
only after the cape.

Cake? ¿van a dar cake?

Con las ganas que tengo de
probar El pastel

no! No cake, cape!

La capa! The cape! Pollo baboso.

¡Tu seras El pollo baboso!

¡Tu, tu eres El pollo baboso!
¡Tu eres un pollo baboso!

I need water, I need a
cold dip in the ocean,

I need a raspado, I need some
ice cubes, I need...

A cave!

A cave?

We can rest in the cool shade
there for a little while,

but we can't stay loooooo...
Ooooah-woah-woaaaah!

Hey, be careful guys!

Finally a little
shade, ooooohooo

take a look at this place,
so dark and so mysterious.

Ay!

[Music]

That was easy...

Huh? So you two are
brave fellows?

But I really need to end this...

I need that cape! Why are
you making it too hard?

[Music]

I just want the cape!

Paquito? Rayito?

Rayito? Paquito?
Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no. Wwwwhaaaaaaa!

Can we do it again?

Its a cave in. Let's go!

Help!

What in the world?

Wait cuco! Is too dangerous!

Auxilio!

Cucooooooo!

Where are you?

I'm here! Down here!

I need your help.

Hey, wait!

Aaaahhhhhh!

Yes!

Is everybody okay?

Yo si,
pero mis nervios no.

Hey you two you wouldn't...

Leave her, she is with them now.

Hey, I know you... you're that
girl that's with the bad guys!

Is your name rayito?

I'm dangerous.

Hey, wait! Wait! Come
back!

She is no good.

Come on cuco, we must move on.

Rayito the hummingbird.

That girl is bad news.

I don't think so paquito, she is
not like Martin.

She tried to steal
your dad's cape

really? All this because
of the cape?

It must really mean
something then, huh?

I just wanna go
back to our circus.

Hey, now that looks like a smart
and sophisticated fellow.

Let me go
ask him for directions

no, wait! He's just a donkey!

C'mon paquito, let's
take a look from up there.

Let's see... we need
to find the arch...

Trueno
said it was near here.

¿Que onda morros? ¿que
andan hacienda por acá?,

se guacha que no son de aqui.

Hey, guess what? That
zebra speaks perfect donkey

he just told me
where the arch is.

Wow Garcia that's
great! Where?

Pos guacha allá
arriba morro ¿que no lo ves?

There!

¿Esta curado no?

C'mon, Garcia, let's
fly to the top!

You go I'll just stay here with
my new friend for a little while

let's go paquito, to the top of
the world--

upale! Wohooo!

Wow it's
amazing!

Hey paquito, look! That's the
big blue stripe!

We are getting closer!

Wow it's a rocket?

Who will help you on the
double??

El americano salva El dia!

Wow, bravo, that's a super e.A.
Move bro.

Uh, thanks! So you're a fan
too?

Saw him at comicon once,

El americano tu tu
ru salva El día

cool!
My name's, cuco.

We're gonna meet
with him and ask for his help

surf-rat Carl at your service
whatever you need bro.

I'm afraid we need a
real super hero, amigo.

I may just be a plain and
lonely surf rat but I do know

someone who
knows e.A. Bro.

Good, because this zebra
doesn't know anything else

except for where the arch is.

Garcia, this is Carl.

Hey, what's up Garcia?

What's up bro? How's
it going dude?

So, you have a
friend who knows El americano?

Wow, can take us to him?

Her bro! Of course,
her name is Lucille,

she was one of the biggest bird
stars back in the day

well then, what are
we waiting for??

Go, go. Hold on homies,

first we have to cross over
to the other side

oh no! I'm to young to die.

Dude, we gotta
cross the line,

I'm talking about crossing
the border

can you show us? We've never
crossed the border before.

You birds are a
long way from Kansas ain't you?

No problem bros, I'm happy
to help out some surfing birds

un-freaking-believable man, I'm
stoked!

Wow, you're a natural bro! I
like you.

Surf's up my dear feather
friends,

hitch a ride to the border

yooohooo

what do you think, guys?

It may be safer to fly!

I can take you to surfin' for
real sometime,

you'll love the big blue stripe

wow, at this speed we'll get to
the other side in no time!

Oh no!

Whuh-what's happening?

Oh it's nothing happens all the
time

oh no, this line's
gonna take forever!

Ha ha, that line is for humans.
There it is!

The animal border crossing.

Surf's up! Giddyup!

Poor humans! They
must be roasted!

This place is unbelievable!

There's some
pretty cool stuff uh?

I'm so getting this for divino.

Almost there amigos.

-I'm starving.
-Starving? Pos venga pa'ca que

I got it all. Queso casero,
queso enchilado,

queso quesadilla,
queso Monterrey,

queso panela, queso cremoso,
queso cotija, queso oaxaca...

¡Que sorpresota! ¡y
ajua! Jajajajajai

oh my, oh my, what to choose?
What to choose?

What exactly are
you looking for?

We are here to find El
americano.

I'm americano.

Really?

Well, well, well, well, I'm El
mexicano

but because I'm from America,
I'm americano ¿no?

Yeah... I guess you are right.
But we meant the hero from TV.

Oh, that El americano, so you
are going to Hollywood.

I'm very popular also in
the U.S.,

you know for us mexicanos
anything is possible...

Ajua!

I really hope so.

Is it possible for some
mexicanos

to eat something delicious?

Of course my horse!
Tengo de todo.

Queso panela, queso cremoso,
queso cotija, queso oaxaca...

Hey dudes hurry,
we're next.

Wait wait, no, no, no, no...

Bye El mexicano

you will find El americano
paisa, good luck y ajua!.

Welcome citizens of
Mexico.

¡Ajua!

What's your business
in the U.S.?

Are you bringing in
anything unusual from Mexico?

I sincerely hope you have your
i-94 form correctly filled out,

signed and ready. These
procedures require precision

and must be done in a
certain way...

But you already know
that, don't you?

Oh come on, do they
really need it?

Hey, I ask the
questions around here.

Hey, how
about a statement?

Ok, sure... today is your lucky
day officer wingstall.

You can be part of making a
heroic dream come true.

I like that. Go on.

What we have here is... an
emergency:

We are here to ask for
help from... El... americano.

El americano? Wow! He
is the greatest isn't he?

He's actually Mexican
you know?

No kidding. Talk about a success
story, who knew?

Wonderful. But we
still need your documentation.

Oh man why this
have to be so difficult?

What do my bros need to cross
the animal border?

First, we do a security check.

Are you, or have you ever
been a cannibal species?

Transporting illegal hay? Are
you a worm dealer?

Predatory bird?

Oh no, I'm just cuco, that's
all.

What do you mean just cuco?

You are the cuco, you are even
more amazing than El americano.

As far as I'm concerned.

You should have seen him
with the giant balloons,

he saved me! And then he faced
off with this massive luchador,

he has incredible
skills.

Okay, mister skills. Show me
a nice trick.

Show him the super flip.

Pretty good, not bad.

...and what about that little
piñata?

What's inside?

Who are you calling
piñata? I'm not a piñata.

I'm a canary and my name is
Francisco.

I've never been so insulted
in my life.

Okay, okay. The talking piñata
goes into the X-ray machine.

Right now. Please step
lively.

What?

No problemo

is this radioactive?

Sombrero please.

Map, check. Cape, check. Tuba?
Check.

Radio/tv/alarm clock, check...

burrito with salsa? No, that
will have to stay with me.

Thank-you. Have a nice day!
Come on... next!

Wow, I have no idea it would be
that easy.

You do know that they
are birds.

They could just fly over and not
come through here.

That's honesty, mister,

and we appreciate that around
here.

Welcome to the United States
of America!

Gracias, I mean,
thank-you!

Fly straight, fly right!

Great job ash.

Now we're ready for the
x-plosive finale of gayo

and his pitiful old show,

once and for all!

But all of this is
pointless unless I have...

The cape, the cape.

Ah, give it to me! Give it to
me!

Jefazo! Pues pasó que capaz,
y luego que cataplum,

que pacatelas, y entonces
todo se vino pa'bajo y

luego... blagh, blugh, blem,
pum.

Slow down, slow down!

Boss, boss, let me explaining
to you.

We cornered
cuco and his friends

in this old abandoned
mine.

Y le dimos un espectaculo muy
bueno

y fresco con las botas picudas.

That's it! I'm done with these
two!

Ash! Make some pigeon fricassee!

Well, we had the cape, but we
were betrayed by rayito...

Si, fue la chica
guapa, Ella es la traidora.

Wow, you finally agree with me.

Really? Rayito?

¿Dónde está?

What is it with you
two? I thought we were a team!

You... you betrayed me!

But, but... I...

You want me to fail, don't
you, rayito?

You know that if I don't
have the cape,

all my plans will
be for nothing!

What are you talking
about, Martin?

I don't have the stupid cape,
but I almost died

trying to get it
for you!

Liar! I knew you
would betray me some day...

Ever since I saw that rage in
your eyes the night you

‘lost' your parents!

Mm, my parents?

That's right, I took care of
them for not obeying my orders.

And now it seems history
repeats itself!

Ash!

Rayito-- she's escaped!

Get her and all of her pathetic
friends!

Do whatever it takes! Make them
pay! Take no prisoners!

And bring me that cape!

-I love the zoo!
-Viva San Diego!

Wow, dude, there's Lucille
over there,

hey Lucille!

Hey beautiful!

Carl you surf rat. Give me a
hug you hippie.

Oh my old friend,

oh, excuse me a second. Pavo
cristatus chatty time?

Get to work already!

Isn't she the sweetest?

Lucille, meet my new best bros
from m.X.O.

Garza garcía, paquito and my
homie cuco.

Welcome to the San Diego
zoo,

seriously boys, mi casa es su
casa, how long can you stay?

Actually, we need to
get to Hollywood, pronto.

Well, soon it
will be too dark to travel.

I could use a rest.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, no, no rest for
the wicked

because tonight is party time!

So Carl tells me you were a big
star in Hollywood!

Yes, well I had the
acting bug back in the day,

oh, I was the toast of
Hollywood.

Before becoming the queen of the
roost here at the zoo.

Did you ever meet El americano?

He he he... oh yes, I
used to know him... well.

In fact, his real name

is Eddie navarro

wow, that.S amazing! I bet he's
super incredible in person!

Incredible?

Let's just say El
americano might not be

what you imagine
him to be.

I'm sure he's even
better!

Cuco dear, it's time for
the skate competition

[music]

Cuco bro it's your turn man,
show them what you got!

Really? You think I
should join in?

Yeah! Sure, show these whirly
birds how it's done dear.

Okay!

Go cuco!

Your boy is incredible.

Totally! ¡salva El día super
amigo!

Here goes the
super-flip on wheels!

Glad you are up,

but let's go you need an
early start to catch your train.

Carl are you coming with us? You
know you are more than welcome.

Oh I'd love to, but I have some
major surfing to do here in sd,

gotta workout my party belly,
plus,

the swells today are supposed to
be shwwwwe-he-heaven.

Thank you brah.

You gonna need some grub.

This should stick to your ribs.

Don't worry darling, I packed it
myself

gracias por todo, Lucille!

De nada, thank you for making my
party so special.

Cuco I want you to have this.

You mean, you and El am... I
mean Eddie navarro were...

Yes, yes, well of course he
wanted to marry me,

but we weren't right
for each other then,

once in a while sure.

He's just below the Hollywood
sign!

That's right.

Gracias Lucille.

Come on guys!

Goodbye dear
friends from Mexico,

buena suerte.

Do we have to fly all
the way there?

Farewell San Diego,
hello Hollywood.

-Oh, oh.
-What is it paquito?

Look.

No, is that horrible
hummingbird.

Rayito, what are you doing here?

Don't listen to her! It's a
trick!

Look, I don't expect you to
believe me,

just hear me out okay?

Yes, I worked for Martin.
I didn't want to, but I had to.

He raised me, he adopted me,

but... I've since learned
that he was the one who...

Who separated me from my
parents!

I didn't come here to
tell you my sob story,

I, I came to thank
you for saving my life

back at the old mine.

I owe you now.

You don't owe me
anything

but you did try
to steal my dad's cape.

I'm sorry.

I guess I can't blame you for
not trusting me,

but I'll tell you
everything

so you know that I'm truly on
your side.

Like what?

Well, you should know that
Martin had the palomo brothers

sabotaged the structure

you built, and now he's holding
your circus family prisoner!

Oh, no! We have to go
back!

I feel for you, I really do, but
you can't go back now!

Why? Martin is crazy!
Who knows what he'll do!

Well I do.

We must
hurry and get El americano!

Martin seems afraid of him.

Can we trust her?

It's okay, she's one of us now,

-right, rayito?
-Right!

Go ahead, paquito,
show her the map.

Okay, it looks easy
enough to find. And...

What's that? Who's Lucille?

Long story.

It's ash!

Eat this mosquito brain.

Ay, ay, ay!

That surely left him seeing
little birdies.

Wow!

-We are okay?
-Yes we are!

Go and we'll distract him.

You must leave now!

Go find El americano!

Oh my, I... I'm finally here!

E-excuse me... a-americano?

Who dares to enter
eddy navarro's fortress

i-i am a friend of Lucille's,
sir... and a fan.

A fan, really? Coming
right down...

Hello my boy,

I am Eduardo tiberio navarro de
altamirano

but you can call me Eddie...
Navarro.

You are... El americano?

Well, there is no
real El americano my boy,

but I was the star of
that old show

way back when,

I have so many successful
roles and

El americano was
just one of the little ones.

But enough about me!

You are here for my autograph
aren't you?

What's your name my boy?

But what about all the
bad guys you defeated?

That's movie magic my boy,

amazing huh?

What about the super-flip
and all of your amazing moves?

The super-flip?

No me acuerdo... ah!

I remember that one,

my stunt double came up with
that one.

You are... El americano?

I did some stunts myself here
and there...

But all the
handsome close-ups,

all me.

Ash is coming! Ash is
coming!

Ah, good, good, is
ash and other fan?

Oh no, no, no,
no not my photos!

Ay!

No, no my Picasso!

Salvaje!

Not my best actor award!

I wish, El americano
could be here

shoo monster! Shoo!

Go away you
barbarian Frankenstein

no! No!

Now you'll get it! You
oversized chicken you!

No! No!

Cuidado!

Uh?

Come on cuco, come on,
kick some ash!

Hurraee!

Rayito?

Paquito!
Paquito!

Toy bien.

-Lo vencimos!
-Muy bien cuco.

Heep, heep, hurraee!

Thank-you for
saving my life... again!

Well, I'm glad everyone's fine
and all...

But still, there's
no hero to help us...

I failed.

Excuse me... what?

You just crossed the country
to help your family!

And just beat a giant vulture,

saved everyone,

this isn't TV... and still you
proved you are

the real hero here my boy.

You deserve it!

No, paquito. This is my
dad's and he must have it...

Let's get home and
face Martin all together!

What a great movie moment! With
a full moon and all,

it reminds me the
telenovela I did...

'La Luna del amor, El retorno'

oh my gosh, tonight
is the full moon challenge!

We'll never make
it back in time!

Eddie, how can we get to
Mexico and fast?

This is Hollywood,
everything is possible here

if you believe my boy, if
you believe.

Who are you calling?

I am calling santar

really? Your
old arch enemy?

Only on screen my boy

we are actually very good
friends,

hey santar!

I need a big favor right now,

how soon
can you get here?

¡Excelente! See you here!

Santar is not far, so
it shouldn't take long,

wait here please,

I'll be right back.

Don't worry, we'll get to
the whistle tree on time.

Maybe so, but I worry about what
Martin could be doing right now!

Me too.

A little goodbye gift

specially for you... nuestro
heroe.

You were looking for a hero

that could save your family

but instead that hero was you.

We all look outside what we
all have inside of us.

Open it, go ahead...

And this time for real.

Santar!

Bueno, bueno, you should haul
y buena suerte americano!

Goodbye americano! And
thank-you!

Welcome to the new circo
extremo de Martin

the king Fisher...

This is the beginning of an all
new generations circus!

Tonight, beneath this
glorious full moon,

history
will be made

with the most spectacular
capepassing ceremony

the world has ever seen!

Now go and get me the
igniter

the cape will soon come to me...

I deserve it and it is
mine...

But first, we shall
watch an explosive act

where traitors are purged!

Goodbye losers.

Say hello to the birds
in the sky!

Adios.

Eh?

Cuco!

Well, well, if it isn't El
cappuccino,

coming to save the day.

Well, you're too latté
chocolaté!

It's gonna blow!

¡Vamos!

Dovo. Vovo--
attaaaaaack!

¡Renuncio! I quit!

¿Ya viste? Pollo baboso ya te
enseñé hasta a hablar ingles

Garcia use your super power!

Eh?

-¡Vamos! ¡vamos!
-Let's go!

You can't scape,

you can't... ¡ay!

Aaack!

My cape! At last...
Is mine, is...

Nooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

¡Que bonito!

Thank you cuco.

You have a big heart.

You made me and your mother,

very, very proud.

Cuco, thanks for
inviting us to your new show...

Es increible.

Mucho respeto super amigo.

Group photo, move a little to
the left please, oh, perfect!

Ay, ay, ay.

Say " queeeeesooo!"

¡Queeeeeeeesoooooo!

[Music]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Pollo baboso, baboso, baboso...