A Talent for Trouble (2018) - full transcript
SEAN: When I was 17,
I met my filmmaking idol,
Roman Polanski.
He told me, "Kid, if there's
anything you can do and enjoy
other than show business,
"find that thing and do it."
Then he told me that
California State Statutory
rape laws
were arbitrary
and unnecessary remnants
of a puritanical and
outdated criminal
justice system.
But it was the first thing
that really stuck with me.
And when he said it to me,
I didn't need to think twice,
because I knew...
I knew then what I know now,
what I've known
since the very first time
I saw,To Sir, with Love.
My name is Sean Wellington
and I was put on this planet
for only one reason...
to make movies.
REX:
And my name is Rex Rexroth.
And I was put here
to be his star and his muse.
SEAN: But things don't always
work how you planned it
in this business.
You push and the business
pushes back.
The business can get
in your ear, says,
"Forget your hopes,
"forget your dreams, become a music video director."
-REX: Oh, yeah, true that.
-But this a story about
two guys who pushed back.
Who looked the business
dead in the eye and said,
"This is what we're gonna do,
"this is how
we're gonna make it,
"and this is the story
of how we did it."
SEAN:
That's where it started.
I had broken up with Connie
and I didn't know why.
She was smart, beautiful,
and a total freak in bed.
I had to eat two Viagras
just to keep up with
her during foreplay.
She was a sexual wildebeest.
But I left her flat.
Jesus!
That uniform
was always that tight?
You trying to say
I gained weight?
No, it's just so form fitting.
Criminals aren't gonna know
whether to shoot you
or do you, baby.
Shut up.
-Ain't nobody doing me.
No more.
-[SEAN CHUCKLES]
Ain't nobody
shooting me either.
-Kick ass.
-I will.
-Love you.
-Love you, too.
-Cough 'em up.
-Oh, yeah.
-Definitely need these.
-Yeah, definitely do.
-Bye, baby.
-Bye.
SEAN: It would be a long time before I discovered why I did it.
I guess I was plagued by
a lot of problems
I didn't know I had.
But I find out all about that
soon enough.
This man, amazing.
You take talent like that,
with talent like this,
we're talking some Pacino
and Scorsese shit.
De Niro.
-He calls me his De Niro.
-No.
Scorsese works with De Niro.
All right.
Is there any reason
you're trying to make me
look like an asshole
in front of everybody?
In terms of where this
is going?
I mean, listen, man,
-I wanna make movies.
-Oscars.
I remember seeing
Sidney Poitier,
-Mr. Tibbs and thinking...
-Golden Globe.
and just thinking
I wanna make movies
like that.
-People's Choice.
-Rex!
What?
Gimme some oxygen,
I'm trying to do the thing.
Do what you do.
So...
-What was I talking about?
-BAFTA.
-BAFTA?
-Exactly.
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
You know, none of
this stuff works, dawg.
I'm serious.
[BURPS]
Yeah, he's right.
The video has to open up
with me on the Ducati.
Okay, who am I,
and where am I?
Who am I,
and where am I?
Get it?
I'm Felix,
I'm cutting your video,
and I'm at work.
See, when I do work...
When I do work,
it looks like my work.
When I do the work,
I do it my way.
When you're here,
and you do the work,
the work looks like...
Look, Felix, I come in
when I feel like it,
and in the meantime
I trust you to do
a good job.
You know I just broke it off
with Connie.
You broke it off with Connie,
so you should be here
doing the work.
You broke it off with Connie,
you do the work.
Felix, mind your business
and show me
the speedboat sequence, please.
Yeah, mind your business
and put
the speedboat sequence on.
-Dude, what about the Ducati?
-Why is he here?
-What is he doing here?
-Yo, dawg, go get me
one of those.
Please.
Now, show me
the speedboat stuff.
Yeah, see now, right there,
reverse the order of shots.
I wanna see Kurupt
getting outta the car
with the Iron Sheik,
-before I see Foxy and the...
-Of course. [STUTTERS]
What I do is,
I reverse the order
of the shots, right,
and then we'll defy the dynamicsof the fucking chase scene.Okay?
You're right,
but do it anyway.
But I'm right,
why do it your way?
-Push the fucking buttons.
-Right, right. Okay.
[LAUGHS]
You're fucking everything up,
it's great. No, you're a
fucking genius.
You really are.
-[PHONE RINGS]
-WOMAN: Mr. Wellington,
Kurupt is in the building.
Kurupt's here?
What the fuck! He's here?
He can't--
Kurupt's here, you fuck!
Now what am I gonna do?
He can't see it...
Oh, I'm gonna be cut down
in my prime.
The David Caruso
of fucking
video directors.
-Fucker, we're doing that.
-Wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead and blame it on me.
[STUTTERS]
-Why don't you go ahead
and blame it on me.
-Get on the ground.
-Get on the ground...
-[SCREAMING]
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Okay?
You fucking lost it
with your bat-shit
crazy mind!
Yeah, that's right. I'm notgonna have Kurupt thinkingI fell off 'cause you fucked up.
You rather have him think
you're a violent maniac?
Goddamn right.
This is hip hop, baby.
Okay, maybe
you have a point.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Just like that.
-Just don't hurt me.
-All right.
That's what the fuck you get
when you don't follow
instructions around this bitch!
I kill for this shit!
Hey, hey, hey.
Calm this shit down, cuz.
All this violence, nigga,
this is a place of business.
He ruined the cut though, man.
The video's fucked up.
-KURUPT: You did what?
-You gonna let him hurt me?
Shut the fuck up.
[YELLING]
Hey! Put the damn award
down, K.
Nigga was messin'
my shit up!
-Told this fool.
-All right!
Come on, son,
let's beat this nigga's ass.
-[THUDDING]
-Nigga, what you think about
that? Fucking my shit up.
You bitch ass...
What? What? What?
-Crazy ass.
-[GASPING]
Um... I got a shovel
and some lime in the back
of my car.
Grab his hands,
grab his feet,
let's get outta here.
We'll come back next week
and take a look at the video.
-All right.
-Okay.
The fuck you looking at?
-What the fuck was that?
-A sign.
Your boy need
a career change, bad.
SEAN: I guess
I just wish I could share
this next step with Connie.
I mean, what's it all worth
if you can't see your success
reflected in the eyes
of someone who loves you?
REX:
Man, that was beautiful.
In fact,
I think you might be gay.
Dude, that chick is crazy.
How you gonna think
she's the Sheriff?
She was fine
in that uniform.
Yeah? Was she fine when
she pulled that gun out
on you?
-Baby. Baby. Baby.
You need to calm down.
-Bring it...
MTV Cribs
is right outside
that door.
That's all you care about?
Is Cribs?
I heard the guy from MTV
pissed his pants.
Are you a real cop?
Or are you a stripper?
Does this look real?
Out!
Yeah, I caught some heat
for that, too.
My best friend's a director,
and what do I get?
Two bit cameos in rap videos?
I don't see you complaining
when you banging video hoes
two at time.
I want a tailormade
starring role in a film.
I want to be the Di Caprio
to your Scorsese.
The Denzel to your Spike.
The pain to my ass.
You complain too much.
You whine.
You whine about everything.
About your art, you girl.
You love her, you hate her,
you hate her, you love her.
Think about us.
Where are we gonna be
in five years?
We could be
accepting Academy Awards,
or we could be smoking weed
with Bow Wow,
seeing two bangers,
talking about how much
he's grown.
You're crazy.
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Music videos for me
aren't a way of life.
It's a way to
get to my life.
The life I want,
and that's making movies.
As far as Rex goes,
you know we...
have a collaborative,
close relationship.
And I think it's important
for every director--
I would fucking go gay
for this man.
He's making a point.
And he would, too.
Don't you fucking lie
about it.
-I wouldn't go that far.
-Yeah, you would!
He would fucking go gay
for me, too.
You wanna know why?
Because that's the degree
of trust you need to have
between your actor
and your director.
It happens all the time, man.
You heard what happened in
Saving Private Ryan.
Ron Howard got blown by
Tom Hank's all of a sudden.
What are you talking about?
He directed Apollo 13.
That's what I heard, dude.
What's wrong with you?
SEAN:
High School High, I Still Know
What You Did Last Summer,
MTV's calling it
a hip opera.
I ran into a man
synonymous
with success.
My main man,
Mekhi Phifer.
If he couldn't help me,
no else wreck my paradigm
could.
[overlapping voices]
-SEAN: Talking a walk
right now...
-MEKHI: You all right?
It's a beautiful day out here
today, man. You look
a little down or something.
Yeah, I ain't feeling too good.
Connie got me bugging.
-Oh, she got you...
-Yeah, you know that
old ball and chain.
Yeah, I know what it is, baby.
Listen, man, listen.
Me and Sloppy,
we just came back from India.
-Okay.
-We was out there
for four days.
We watched
a donkey take a shit.
Constipated donkey
take a shit.
Trust me, therapeutic.
You gotta sit there with
you legs folded, arms crossed.
-Like that?
-No drinking, no smoking.
Trust me, daddy,
it was off the hook.
All right, then.
Well, I need do that.
Listen, man, I gotta be
in the breeze.
I gotta move something.
-All right. You stay young.
-Ask your Uncle William
about my 20 million
for the next year.
You know what I mean?
I got problems, too.
-Cap, life is good.
-[OVERLAPPING VOICES]
SEAN: R&R sounds nice,
but time was a luxury
I didn't have.
Instead of the donkey,
I went to
the next best thing.
My agent.
-What's important...
-Are the women.
Katie, Penelope, Nicole,
I want you all.
...is that we are a team.
My mother used to say,
"Rex, there's no "I"
in team."
Yeah, your mother also thought
there was no "P"
in psychology. So...
It's the principle of it.
"Rex, real men
don't hide behind
silent letters."
It's not about that.
What are you talking about--
Look at your name,
where's the "H"?
Spell your name, Sean.
-S-E-A-N.
-It's a gra--
Where's the "H"?
-What are you talking about?
-Why you talking about my
mother anyway? She's dead.
You know she's dead,
and it's emotional for me.
All right, my bad, dawg.
I didn't mean nothing
by that.
-Really?
-Yeah. We cool?
-Yeah, man.
-All right.
-How'd your mother die again?
-She died of pneumonia.
SEAN:
To make movies,
you gotta to to L.A.
I wanted to make movies,
so I was off to L.A.
to see my agent Paul.
He was outta rehab
and ready to roll.
[WHISTLES]
-MAN: Bright Boy!
-To give you an idea of
my trust level with Paul,
he tried to take
25% commission
on my first video gig,
because he maintained
he was both my agent
and my manager.
That aside, Paul somehow
has a way of finding
money people
and that's what I was in L.A.
to talk to him about.
Come on, Bright Boy,
let's go for a ride.
No, we're not going for a ride,
we're here for the money.
-Did you just say money?
-Yeah, I just said money.
-You don't understand English?
-You know a lot of information,
don't you, Bright Boy?
That's why you call me
Bright Boy. [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, go ahead, kick it.
It's not even mine.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin
your rental car for you?
Let me just shine that up
for you right now, huh!
-How about that, Bright Boy?
You like that better?
-Sick.
Just take the freakin' money,
all right?
-Isn't that what
you came here for?
-Play it.
-Play what? My fucking cock?
-[LAUGHS]
-You're funny today, aren't you?-Yeah, I am. Now, give it to me.
That's gross.
You got anything else
you wanna add?
No, just take that money
to you know who.
That's good, all right.
You have a good day.
Yeah, you too, all right.
Take care.
[MOUTHING]
That guy's fucked.
-Who was that?
-Nobody.
That's a fucking blonde guy.
The fuck is my agent passing offa briefcase to a blonde guy
in the L.A. river for?
It's a recession, Sean,
we all gotta do what we can.
Come on, you aren't turning
no square pants on me now,
are you?
I'm not your only client,
am I?
-It's a recession.
-What, I just signed Shaq.
I didn't know
you repped athletes, Paul.
Like I always say,
other avenues means
other money.
That's what I came
to talk about.
Other money, yeah.
Well, Bad Boy was very happy
by the way.
You really knocked him out
with that last one.
And, just between you and me,
they sent you over a case of
Cristal.
-Which I may have misplaced...
-No, don't worry about
the Cristal.
I got cases everywhere, man.
I'm talking about stepping up
to the next level.
I'll be honest
with you, Sean.
-You really pissed a lot of
people off over this last year.
-Get the fuck outta here.
You know, signing on to deals
and then backing outta them.
You know, turning down offers
that were extraordinary
and generous.
-Like what?
-Like what?
Like Black Jetsons.
Are you kidding me?
Weinstein practically offered
a night with his wife
for you to hone that.
They had
Samuel L. as George.
I didn't think the script
was funny, P.
What's funnier
than black people
in the future?
[SIGHS]
What about
Ghetto Munsters?
Yeah.
Ving Rhames is Freddy Munster.
Ah, Benny Boom
just signed on
to that one.
He's just gonna
make a freaking mint.
-And probably fuck
Weinstein's wife.
-So, I'm fucked?
I can forget it, huh?
No movie business for me.
Look at me.
Look at me, Sean.
What am I doing here, huh?
Am I hustling cock,
or am I hustling cash, huh?
[SCOFFS]
You're never
entirely fucked.
You're my client,
which means
you have options.
I like my options like
I like my bowel movements.
-Nice and solid.
-Ah, cut the shit, P,
so what do you have for me?
What do you have, Paul?
Okay, remember
Frank Steiner?
Who the fuck
is Frank Steiner?
He has been after you
for a while, man.
I'm serious. Like...
It's all straight to DVD.
It's usually some vehicle
for a rapper
who thinks he can act.
-He's got something
in the works, and...
-[EXHALES]
-he wants to
attach you for...
-Why me?
-Why you?
-Yeah.
What are you,
a cripple fucking
figure skater?
Take a fucking meeting, man.
Astonish him.
Hmm, all right.
-Appreciate it, Paul.
I'll take the meeting.
-All right.
I'll set you up
with something next week.
Now, congratulations, Sean.
You know, if you play
your cards right,
you're really
as good as gold, basically.
Now, let's go get
some freaking Chinese.
I'm fucking starving.
I haven't eaten anything
since this morning.
What'd you eat?
Same thing as
I always have.
Stripper fucking ass.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, let's take
your car, fucker.
Mine's stolen...
from a priest.
You don't get second chances
in this business.
One, and done.
You got one shot
at a first impression,
to sell yourself, to say
this is what I've got.
Love me or hate me.
Love me or hate me,
Lady Sovereign says.
That's the question.
That's how
Rex and I approach it
all the time. I mean,
we pitch everywhere,
you name it, Universal,
-Disney, R.O.A.D...
-Paramount, the Weinstein's,
Fox.
The Weinsteins?
Nah, don't remember
that one, Rex.
When did we meet with
the Weinsteins?
Don't act like you don't
understand the question.
When did we meet
with the Weinsteins?
Yo, you had a meeting
without me, man?
That's fucked up!
Who'd you meet with,
Bob or Harvey?
-I met with Rick!
-Rick?
-Rick!
-Ain't no fucking Rick!
Rick Weinstein and don't act
like you don't know who he is.
There ain't no
Rick Weinstein.
They ain't
the fucking Baldwins.
It's Bob, Harvey.
It's two brothers,
that's it!
So, why the fuck
did he ask me
for gratuity?
SEAN: There's gold,
and there's fool's gold.
And then there's the direct to DVD vehicle for a rap star.
There is nothing
more treacherous.
It'll chew you up
and spit you out,
and before you know it,
you're right back
where you started.
It's like a game of
Chutes and Ladders.
Just when you think
you're moving ahead,
bam! Down for the count.
But the thing about
showbiz is,
you never say no
to an offer.
-You Frank?
-Are you asking me
or telling me?
Asking. I mean...
What you mean
will be determined by...
-[COUGHING]
-Jesus Christ!
What the fuck? Holy shit!
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
[GASPS] I can't walk
and I cough up blood
all day.
Jesus.
Yet, the best doctors
money can buy
tell me there's absolutely
nothing wrong with me.
Shit.
You like the view?
-Nice, I guess.
-[FRANK GROANS]
You know, eight men died
during the construction
of that building.
-Was it worth it?
-What?
It's simple question, Sean.
Was that building worth
eight lives?
I guess not. That's a...
lot of people, right?
What would you die for?
Money? Power? Love?
-I don't know.
-Don't answer right away,
think about it.
We'll come back to it later.
I come up here
from time to time
just to brood.
Push me over there,
I'll tell you about this film.
-No, push me.
-What?
Push me!
Push me over there.
-I'll tell you about the film.
-Are you fucking serious?
[BOTH EXHALE]
Push me.
I want this film
to be avant-garde.
Funny, but in
a sad kinda way.
It should be fast cut,
but slow paced.
Warm, yet cold
and unfeeling.
And there should be
a gay element.
A mixed couple with
a cute little mocha baby.
Strong characters
that break down crying.
And I'm directing this?
I worked with lots
of directors, Sean.
It's like training
a deaf dog.
We're a rare breed.
Yeah, a bunch of fat
little babies
with dirty diapers.
Ha! But I love you all.
[CHUCKLES]
-I can't help myself.
-Mmm-hmm.
My last relationship ended
because of a sexual problem.
Relationships can be hard.
Oh, you're sensitive.
Are you sensitive?
You sensitive, Sean?
Kiss me.
-Gimme a kiss, Sean.
-No.
-Kiss me!
-Get the fuck outta here.
-Fucking kiss me, goddammit.
-[SCOFFS]
You're not that sensitive,
are you?
Just pitch me
the film, Frank.
It's a vehicle from
Mauler Brawler.
I'd love to read the script.
There's no script.
These are rappers,
they rap.
They're rappers.
-We shoot in a week.
-So soon?
Damn!
My investor is
a prince from the far away
continent of Asia.
And he's very interested
in your friend Rex Rexroth.
-[SIGHS]
-That's why I brought
you here today.
You're hiring me because
some Asian prince is into
my boy Rex?
He won't give up the funds
unless he's introduced to
Rex Rexroth.
So I have to put Rex
and some
Asian prince together
in order to get your money
and my job?
How am I supposed
to do that?
Delicately, Sean.
Very delicately.
Anything else?
Yes, my daughter is cast
in this film,
so treat her with respect.
Remember when I asked you
what was worth dying for?
Well, this thing to me
is my daughter.
And I will also kill for her!
So, you keep that in mind
and watch your ass.
There's some
very powerful elements
at play here.
Now, I want you to go make mea straight to video masterpiece,Sean.
Get some faces for the box!
SEAN: I said yes to a movie
with a star attachment,
but without a script,
a plot, or a clue,
with seven days
to production.
So, by industry standard,
I was ahead of the game.
But, if this was gonna work, first I had to hear the pitch.
I'm naturally suspicious
of people
with names that rhyme.
Despite that, I went to take a meeting with Mauler Brawler.
BRAWLER: It's conceptual.
Kinda like a math movie.
See, I've been working non-stop
since I got outta lockup.
I'm recording 24 hours a day,
plus I got this movie shit
all worked out in my head.
That's why I only write
on blank notebooks, 'cause
if there's something
already on the page, how you
gonna do something that's new?
It's kinda like writing with
invisible ink.
Seeing some shit
that only I can see.
-Y'all feeling me?
-What the name of this movie?
Nighttime Vultures.
The Nighttime Vultures!
I'm about to make millions.
Cha-ching!
Let's say... let's say
you just get out of the pen,
right?
And your man across the street,
he wearing a cane...
and he like,
"Yo, where's my money?"
Is that
the Nighttime Vultures?
Or, or, or... Even better,
you gotta jet over to
your grandmother's crib
and you go and look
under the mattress,
and you see that the work
and the product is all gone.
Could that be
the Nighttime Vultures?
That's impossible.
-MAN: Impossible.
-Or...
Even better than that,
you're eating
some Fritto-Lays
or something,
and your man got
something caught
in his eye,
or either
he winking at you
or something like that.
Could that be
the Nighttime Vultures?
Could it be?
Check it out.
Check it out.
How about,
you got a girl,
bring her back
to the house,
but you got no condom.
-[SIGHS]
-Nighttime Vultures.
[EXHALES] Yeah, I get it.
Just like,
what I'm about to
do right now is,
check the Nighttime Vultures
in the bathroom,
and I'mma be right back.
Rex, shit sounds amazing.
[SCOFFS]
Where this
punk ass nigga from?
-He's a Nighttime Vulture!
-Whoa! Whoa. Whoa.
Back there, daddy.
You moving too fast, man,
you're a little too jumpy.
'Cause I'm
a Nighttime Vulture.
-Putting our phones...
-[EXHALES]
Where did my life go?
The Nighttime Vultures.
-You wanna get the shit
slapped outta you?
-No!
SEAN: Now
we had to make sure
we had our money.
To do that, Rex had to meet
the prince's handlers.
[COUGHS]
-Gentlemen.
-On behalf of Prince...
Mahavalijikorn,
we would like
to welcome you
to his home.
The prince purchased this placea few years ago in hopes ofbreaking into the film business.
Who's that?
Prince Mahavalijikorn
is a very, very big fan
of yours, Mr. Rexroth.
And he is excruciatingly
interested
in getting behind you
and your film.
However, in the tradition
of royal tasters,
nothing passes to
the prince's lips before
it passes through ours.
What the hell
are you ladies
talking about?
In other words,
Rex's project is of
the utmost interest
to our master.
It's my project.
You are of no concern
to Price Mahavalijikorn.
Rex is what we want.
REX: Sean, can you please
tell me what the fuck
they're talking about?
SEAN:
Dawg, I don't know,
but handle that.
REX: Are you fucking
kidding me?
The prince would like
to know you
in the Biblical sense.
I don't go to church.
There's an old proverb
in our Lord's land,
"If thou aren't
riding stallion,
"that the stallion fucks...
"grip on with thou thighs
tighter,
"and strike him about...
[WHISPERS, INAUDIBLE]
"until he submits
to your will."
Holy shit.
REX: Dude, I think
I wanna go home.
The prince is prepared
to transfer funds into
any account of your choosing.
As soon as the product
is deemed
"road-worthy."
-SEAN: Don't you wanna see
a script?
-We don't need a script.
Francine is psychic.
She studied with the great
Tulukadar of Studio City.
-I don't believe in no
damn psychics.
-[GASPS]
You are in love, stupid.
Only the woman
that you love
-is not in love with you.
-Connie?
[GASPING]
She is yearning...
for a man...
with a donkey dick.
The man with
the donkey dick
is her...
once...
and future lover.
SEAN: Sometimes you just need
to say all that stuff
that's been left unsaid
in a relationship,
to get everything out
in the open.
Generally speaking, this will lead to an immediate end to the relationship.
Honesty isn't
the best policy.
Ironically,
whoever said that
was clearly lying.
But if you love someone,
it's still worth a shot.
So, Connie and I went back to the place where we first met
for a little one on one time.
CONNIE:
What's wrong, baby?
SEAN:
It's this job.
I'm not to sure
if I'll be able to do it.
-CONNIE: Who's the star?
-This dude Brawler.
[COUGHING]
Hey, what the fuck,
are you choking?
-Are you choking?
-Wait, dude, I got
a hold of this right now.
[OVERLAPPING VOICES]
-She's choking!
-[INDISTINCT]
-You gotta think about
the robots...
-Oh!
Shit. Get outta here,
you dumb shit.
Need to help her
get outta there!
...pork, cheese and bacon.
Babe, damn.
You okay?
All right,
sit down for a minute.
Relax. Relax.
Oh, shit.
Said Brawler's name
and you had a heart attack.
Damn!
What's going on?
The gum must have been
too strong.
The gum?
Must have been
too strong?
Nah, looks like Brawler
must have been too strong.
What's going on, Connie?
What you mean,
what's going on?
You heard what I said.
You fucking Brawler?
-No! What are you
talking about?
-Don't be lying to me.
I'll punch his ass.
I'm not lying!
Yo, you trippin'.
Oh, I'm trippin'? Huh?
So, you gonna just
play me now?
I'm... [MUMBLING]
Is you fucking
that dude?
You fucking him?
-No!
-Then what's going on?
SEAN: There's a point of no return in a relationship.
There's that moment when
you see the real person
you're with,
you know,
not the performance,
the show.
The performance is great.
The performance can last
months, even years,
but at a certain point,
one of two things happen.
Scenario one,
your star runs
out of material
and you realize that
all she had was a strong
script that goes nowhere.
Scenario two is worse.
You find out
it's a strong script,
with a surprise ending.
Fuck! Chuck,
can we go again?
Just roll it back.
-[MUSIC PLAYS]
-Now at Chumley's,
you can two burgers
for the price
of a milkshake.
Starting Monday,
children eat fucking free,
-'cause this copy sucks.
Come on, dude.
-[MUSIC STOPS]
-Bitch-ass. Come on. Again.
Let's roll it again.
-[MUSIC PLAYS]
Now at Chumley's, you can get
two can get two burgers
for the price of the milkshake.
Starting Monday,
dirty Mexican children
eat free!
-Only at Chumley's.
-REX: There he is.
-Go work your magic.
-Are you serious?
-Does it look like
I'm kidding?
-Yeah, kinda.
The way your lip curls
when you talk, I can't tell
if you smiling or what.
-BOTH: Brawler. Brawler.
-Yo, wake up, Brawler.
Who y'all niggas, man?
-Come on.
-SEAN: Ah!
This ain't Brawler!
See man! Oh, my bad, P,
all right.
We looking for Brawler.
Do I know you
from somewhere
or something, man?
-Why you bothering
the fool, man?
-It's your fault, man.
-Yo, you wanna do a movie?
-You gotta be kiddin' me.
[MUMBLING]
Now at Chumley's,
you can get two...
Now at Chumley's,
you can get...
Whoa! Whoa! Hold on!
These people, they are not
supposed to be here.
You understand?
These people, they are not
supposed to be here.
-You're like a young Osama.
-I'm sorry, you are not
supposed to be here.
Listen, I'm actor.
I'm looking
for Mauler Brawler.
-Who's Mauler...
-Where's Mauler Brawler?
-The dude I'm looking for.
-No, this is a Chumley's spot.
Are you guys the writers?
Get the fuck
outta here, man!
Come on.
Come on.
There's too many
black people already.
♪ Shock collar
Baby, it's the Brawler
♪ Catch me in the Maybach
creeping with crawler
♪ Crystal drinking
Look at me, I'm ballin'
Dude, we got in...
[WHOOPS]
♪ Connie, gimme what I need
♪ I fucked Connie
I fucked Connie
♪ Shh, I won't tell nobody
Go, Brawler!
Yo, he can't
say that shit.
♪ I can say what I want
and I love that bitch ♪
Yo, no, listen.
He talking about Connie.
You can't say that shit.
-What?
-Are you singing
about my girl?
Pretty much.
More or less, why?
SEAN:
Connie hadn't mentioned
no fling with Mauler.
That was the worst part.
It's one thing when
some player makes the list.
That's bad.
But the one you gotta
worry about is the one
who don't make the list.
Yo, come here...
Connie and I
were over again.
Calm down. Listen,
I'll each give you a piece
of fried chicken if you let me
finish my Chumley's commercial.
But I didn't have time
to worry about that.
The film was green lit.
-Is this white boy dead?
-Mmm-hmm.
Where that chicken at, Nigga?
-Yeah.
-You got some money?
SEAN: We had gotten our
first check and Rex was holed
up at the Saint Regis Hotel,
-enjoying inappropriate
contract rider.
-Yes, daddy!
Give it to me.
Gimme that cock, Rex.
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[WOMAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Isn't this Rex's room?
-Who are you?
-[CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
-What, do you have money?
-What?
You have money?
Sit the fuck down.
Sit the fuck down.
[CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
Where's Rex at?
[WOMAN MOANING]
-[MOANING]
-Saki. Saki. Saki.
[YAWNS]
Oh, what the fuck?
[MOANING CONTINUES]
Rex, you got a minute?
REX: Oh, Saki!
SEAN:
I really need
to talk to you.
Sean, you sick fuck!
Where you been all day?
I was calling you.
Listen, come say hi
to Diane.
Rex, I'm serious!
-[DIANE CHUCKLES]
-Come on, man.
You know what?
You two do
what you do best.
I'll be back
in two seconds.
Come here, man.
Come here.
You're fucking shit up!
I got two hot bitches
in there,
and there's no way
I'm gonna
let you come in here...
-Can we talk?
-I gotta take a piss.
I'm fucking drunk.
This Cristal goes straight
to my balls.
I'm about to piss
like Seabiscuit.
[SCOFFS]
SEAN: If it's one thing the royal handlers didn't need psychic powers to figure out,
is that
the way to Rex's heart
was through the bedroom.
Um-mm-mm.
Hey. Don't I know you?
Mm-mm.
I sucked your dick
on the set of
that Mariah video.
You know, Brooklyn stages.
You paid my rent that month.
I do porn now. You wanna see
how big my ass has gotten?
Oh! Come on! No.
-The fuck is next? A midget?
-The midget left already.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
-[REX GASPS]
-Yo.
I just wanted to own...
-Oh, shit!
-I just wanted to say...
You know what's good
about getting
your dick sucked?
It's like your dick
is connected to
your whole body,
and like,
when your dick is relaxed,
you brain, your mind,
your soul...
-Yeah, I can see the benefits.
-WOMAN: Okay, Rex,
you have an interview
in 20 minutes.
Your lady friends,
they don't have to go home,
but they can't stay here.
And why the fuck was there bloodin my oatmeal this morning?
Someone better tell that
Chinese motherfucking
spare rib
that I am not a witch.
Got it?
SEAN: Our manager Audrey
is always on top of things.
Unfortunately she
represents mostly
clown performers.
But other than that,
this woman is tight.
Okay, Rex, I need money.
I need $20,
diapers, Rex Jr...
lotto ticket.
-Da?Yes?
-Da.
-You diapers, I need money.
-Da. Da.
-Give.
-REX: Give her some money.
-[SIGHS]
-WOMAN: Yes?
-Thank you.
-I will write her a check.
You better be ready.
[MAN AND WOMAN MOANING
ON TV]
SEAN: An event horizon is
an area surrounding
a black hole
beyond which events cannot
affect an outside observer.
Anything that passes through
the horizon
is never seen again.
Like the point
of no return,
a place where you exist,
but are forever forgotten.
You crazy, sick fuck.
-You've lost your fucking mind.
-Absa-fucking-loutely.
I am, and I have.
But I know it's true,
she's been with him.
I got proof now, dawg.
-What proof do you have?
Do you have a videotape?
-No.
-You got a fingerprint?
You got a photograph?
-No.
I don't got none of that shit,
but I know, Rex.
You don't know
what the fuck I have...
Okay, Bozozo, I promise you
it's not gonna be
that much longer.
Well, your promises are
about as good as a turd
on a sugar cone.
Relax, Sean.
-Don't tell me to relax either!
-Relax. I know that look.
What look?
I don't care who she fucked
before she fucked you.
Come here, motherfucker.
SEAN: Rex, open this door, Rex.
Open this fucking door!
[CLEARS THROAT]
No, thank you, Bozozo.
I am calm now.
Open the fucking door.
You know, things are going
so great for us right now.
We just got the movie deal,
we signed Vivica,
and you're fucking
going nuts.
You need to learn
to be happy for once
in your life.
Be happy?
Ain't shit to be
happy about!
The love of my life's
been tainted.
We've come too far for you
to let some fucking bitch
come between us.
We're not gonna do this
through the door.
Christ! Did he get deported?
Bozozo, I'm telling you,
this is gonna be a brilliant
meeting for you. I promise.
Yeah, well, I don't see
fucking Schopenhauer
coming in here.
I know what the fuck
is going on.
You knew, Rex!
Didn't you?
-Are you serious?
-Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
Say, I have gingivitis.
You wanna make out?
Christ, look at those
carpet sales bar.
Hadn't seen this much action
since my horse hormone binge
of '87.
Damn.
Okay, well, I wanted my
two superstar clients to meet.
So...
You wanted me to meet
with this fucking clown?
SEAN:
He wanted it to be
a love story.
They need a hottie in there,
and you know how
to pull that off.
[LAUGHING]
SEAN:
Our manager did however
rep one big time
non-circus performer.
Mr. Abel Ferrara.
King of New York,
Bad Lieutenant, Body Snatchers.
This guy knew how to
make a movie
for a dime that would make
a dollar into a quarter.
I was a protege
in search of a mentor.
And if anybody could
point me
in the right direction
before we started production,
it was this man.
SEAN: It just sounds good.
It might sound...
It might sound good.
You know, I did spend
one night
with this actress.
-She finds us...
-Okay.
Okay? This is...
We're seeing all
these other girls,
and this girl shows up.
It's my star actor...
So, now we get the girl,
first thing we do
is rehearse.
-Mmm-hmm
-Okay.
What he did,
clearly says to me...
I'm gonna go and have
sushi with her first,
and then I'll call you up.
At three o'clock
in the morning,
he calls me up and says,
"Maybe we'll
rehearse tomorrow."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
He says,
"But don't call her up.
"But don't call her up."
Then at four o'clock
in the morning,
she calls me up and says
he wants to run away
and marry her.
At six o'clock
in the morning,
the girl decided
to move in with me.
Wow, so she was
on the phone
at 4:00 a.m...
SEAN: I didn't understand
a word he was saying.
It was like talking to
James fucking Joyce.
Syntax was disconnected.
His stories had no obvious
relevance to the questions
I had asked him,
and for the most part,
the details of each story
had no relevance
to the already irrelevant story he was attempting to tell.
'Cause every time
I tried to say, "I gotta
tell you something,"
he'd say, "No, no, no, man,
I'm supposed to see this girl.
"I know I'm supposed to be
rehearsing last night,
but I can't find her."
And then the weekend comes,
we're supposed to go
to Atlantic City.
I don't know
where the fuck she is,
how are we gonna move.
She hibernating?
I said, "Wait, I gotta tell
you something, I really gotta
tell you something."
Then everybody on the set
the producers are saying,
everything's going great,
don't say anything...
SEAN: But I understood
what he was trying to say.
If he can make a movie,
anyone can.
Armed with that knowledge,
I was ready to go to war.
Day one.
Okay, let's try that scene
one more time.
I'm so sorry, Sean,
I'm so stupid.
You're not stupid.
If anybody stupid
in this room,
it's me. Believe me.
Are you kidding?
You're a genius.
Tell that to my ex.
Oh, yeah?
Well, if she was so smart,
she wouldn't be your ex.
[CHUCKLES]
You're so sweet.
Let's get back to
these lines though.
We gotta get you
outta here by the afternoon,
remember.
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah.
Um...
Please don't pistol whip me.
I don't know any
Nighttime Vultures.
I swear to God!
Yeah, much better.
Much better.
Great. Well, I mean...
It's just cause you're
such a great teacher.
Is there anything
you're not great at?
Oh, believe me, Nancy,
there's plenty of things
I'm not great at.
Some things I just
downright suck at.
I have a real
talent for trouble.
I'm great at sucking.
Well, I'm pretty great
at sucking, too.
Come on, girl,
let's get back
to these lines.
It's just so hard,
you know.
The scene's just
so hard.
I'm serious.
I cannot get down
with you like this.
You're Frank Steiner's
daughter.
-He actually made me promise.
-Daddy will never find out.
Anyway,
he's a total perv himself.
He fucks fish.
That's why he's so ill.
See, right there. That's more
than enough information
I needed to know about my boss.
This is wrong.
Let's just get back
to work, okay.
Well, I am working.
I'm working my magic.
Now, all I need
is a magic wand.
WOMAN:
I'm sorry Mr. Wellington, but
I can't get Rex to the set.
He's been in wardrobe
for the last three hours.
He tried on every
single swimsuit,
but he's not satisfied
and you gotta find him
something to wear.
I don't know what to do.
SEAN:
Falafel eating
motherfucker.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Just a minute.
Damn.
Sean wanted me to meet him
in his trailer to
run over some lines, but,
I'll start the production
if you're excited.
No, that's for Sean.
I was waiting for him.
He'll find you later.
Hold on.
Mauler Brawler don't just
walk into no trailer
with a half-naked hottie,
to just turn around
and leave.
Anything Sean showed you,
I can show you twice.
Yeah, well, Sean hasn't
done anything
even once yet.
So...
Maybe you can
come back later?
You're trying to tell me
that you all up in here
all like this
and he ain't
done nothing yet?
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-You think my ass is fat?
-Sure.
Well, you know,
I really did love
your last video.
Well, I directed it myself.
Oh, wow!
So impressive.
-Fuck that.
-[CHUCKLES]
Oh, sorry, I thought
this was Sean's trailer.
Yeah, it is. He'll be back.
C, is that you?
Yeah... Um...
Yeah, hey.
Long time no see.
You seem to...
-Damn you look good.
-Yeah, well...
-I'll let you get back to...
-Who, her?
That's Sean's chick.
I came here
to run some lines
and she was all swamping,
and greased up for that nigga.
I'm about to be out.
Wait. You're with Sean?
Well, my job description
is Frank Steiner's daughter.
But, Sean and I...
Yeah, but we don't have to
let anyone know about this.
Right?
[SCOFFS]
No, of course, not.
Get all that. You wanna get
some cold coffee at Crappie's
with me, boo?
Sure, why not.
We need get off the set
without Sean seeing us.
You know what's right.
I'll take you wherever you
need to go.
Oh, shit! Nancy!
-Put some clothes on.
What are you doing?
-I told you I don't take no.
Come on. I can't have sex
with my boss' daughter.
I told you already.
-I'm not his property.
-Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!
This is damn sweet,
but you have to
put some clothes on now!
-No, I don't.
-Yes! Yes, you do.
What the hell!
-Daddy?
-Frank?
Sean.
-The one thing I asked you
not to do.
-No, no, no, no.
-It's not what you think.
-You raped my daughter.
-No!
-Daddy, leave us alone.
We wanna be alone.
-No, we don't!
-Yes, we do.
-No, we don't.
-Sean!
[FRANK YELLS]
-Daddy, stop it. He wants to.
-No, Listen...
-[CLAMORING]
-I don't care!
-[CLAMORING]
-I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
-Oh, shit!
-Daddy?
Daddy? Are you okay?
-Are you okay, Frank?
-No.
[COUGHING]
You hurt me bad.
Help me, my daughter.
-[COUGHING]
-Oh.
You bastard,
you hurt my father.
I didn't mean to do it.
You saw that.
-Sean, you're fired
off this film.
-What?
You're done
with show business.
Oh, come on, Frank, please,
let me finish the film
or something.
-Just leave.
-I want you off this set
in five minutes.
-What?
-Or I'll have you
thrown out by security.
-You're fired! Get out!
-Leave.
SEAN: Sometimes over
is just the beginning.
It's one door closing
and another door opening.
Ain't nobody taking
my money...
Oh, Hallelujah! Ha!
Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
[LAUGHING IN EXCITEMENT]
It's so good to see you, son.
How you doing?
We just ask Jesus,
just to come by here.
Thank you!
Put your arms around us!
Hold us real tight
and keep us safe!
[LAUGHS]
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
-Good to see you, son.
-Yeah.
Mmm!
[SNIFFING]
Did you shit, boy?
Goddamn!
What is that smell?
Is you high?
No, new herbal cologne, Pa.
-La Chronique.Really.
-La Chronique?
-Sounds like weed.
-Nah!
-No, it's a gift from Loren.
-Loren?
How's she doing?
She ever find herself
a good man?
-Pa, she's a lesbian, Pa.
-Oh, what!
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-Oh! A lesbian?
-Niles, say hi to your brother.
-[YELPS]
-My bad!
-Ah man, you happy
to see me? What's up?
-I need to talk to you. Hey.
-All right, in a minute.
-I'm getting a tattoo.
-Okay. Ladies like
some ink.
-I like that one...
No, I like that one better.
-Okay. All right.
What's going on, family?
What, you need some money?
Just can't come by
and see my pop?
Come on, Sean,
you can't blame him.
You haven't been home in years.
You can't blame him
for being a little suspicious.
[EXHALES]
The truth is, man, uh...
I got lady problems.
[LAUGHING]
-You got lady problems?
-Yeah.
So, you gonna come ask
a virgin and a preacher
about women?
Ain't that something.
-It's funny. [CHUCKLES]
-Well, let me
tell you something
I ain't always
been no saint.
I've known a few ladies
in my day.
Before your mama left,
and I get saved.
[YELLS] Oh, thank God!
[MUTTERS] Lord bless you.
Thank you, Jesus.
♪ Turned my life around
Turned his life around.
I used to do the club scene
when I first got single,
and then my man Birdie,
came to me, he say,
"You need to get yourself
a real ugly, fat woman."
-Is that right?
-'Cause they grateful.
You know, fat women
are so fat and ugly,
they can't go nowhere.
So, you always
got a ready date.
[LAUGHS]
I mean, he talking about fat.
I'm talking about 290, 350.
Tell her to haul ass,
you gotta make two trips.
[LAUGHS]
So, anyway,
I took Birdie's advice,
and I brought home
this woman named
Wanda Higgins.
Mmm.
Whoo!
Now, I'm talking about fine.
But she was ugly, and fat, but
she had some good ass coochie.
Oh, I can't hear this.
-She used to take this lotion
and rub it right on...
-Dad! The point?
-The point, Dad?
-Oh, yeah. Um...
I'm sorry, I just...
-Goddammit, I got caught up
in the memories.
-Yeah, yeah.
Look here, uh...
Proverbs 4:23.
"Above all else,
you follow your heart."
It affects
everything you do.
-Did that help you?
-Yeah, thanks, Pop.
Definitely.
[MOANING]
Yeah.
Wanda Higgins... Goddamn!
Ooh, that was some
good coochie!
Whoa, whoa.
Dad, I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
-You don't even remember.
-Big, I mean, huge!
I mean, fucking her
was like
climbing a mountain.
You know what?
Wanda Higgins can make love
to two men at a time
-and they would never meet.
-Mmm.
Oh, ride it, Wanda.
Ride it, Wanda!
Ooh! Anyway...
I'm gonna go on now.
Thank God for the church.
'Cause if it wasn't
for the church,
y'all probably find your daddy
dead somewhere
smashed to death.
-Right up under Wanda's
big old fat coochie.
-Dad!
-Is he okay?
-He got worse, man.
Man, what's...
He's a little eccentric at
his old age. I think we
burnt him out when we was kids.
I guess so. I guess so.
But how you been, Niles?
It's been that many, bro.
-You good?
-I'm good. I'm all right.
Where you been, man?
You leave me alone,
with him.
I'm here every weekend
listening to that Wanda.
Look, he told that story
three times. Three times.
I know things
are crazy right now, but,
I needed to come by,
see you guys today.
I'm here now.
So, how's Jessica
by the way?
Jess... Jessica.
Jessica's been
the same old Jessica.
-Come here.
-Just gimme a second.
Damn.
[EXHALES]
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
[WHISPERS]
I need you right now.
I need you.
Hmm.
[EXHALES]
[GRUNTS] Okay.
[JESSICA MOANS]
You're back.
Come on, Jess.
Let's just chill.
Whoa, Jess, I told you,I don't want you doing that yet.Just chill.
Baby, I know, but it's that
you get me all revved up.
You can't just leave me
hanging like that.
Jess, come on... chill.
Baby. Baby... I love you,
I mean, that's why I want
our first time to be special.
I mean, look,
I got you these rings.
These rings symbolizes
our vows with us and God.
That we won't have sex
till we get married.
I know, baby.
I love you, too.
Can't we just take
these rings off
for one hour
and then put 'em
back on after?
You really don't
respect my choice.
-No, it's not that I don't
respect your choice--
-Put this back on.
-You know, freaky ass Jessica.
-Yeah!
I mean, that's cool and all,
but it's like I ain't trying
to go there.
I like kissing,
but I ain't trying to...
-You know how I am.
-Damn, Niles.
You ain't copping
any ass off her?
No, man.
I got my priorities.
Look, put this ring back on.
Put this on.
Just chill.
-You good. All right?
-Look, Niles, stop.
I want to marry you.
So what are we
waiting for?
Marriage. That's what
we're waiting for.
All right, just...
You know what?
You are crazy.
Really, you are
so damn crazy.
Did you know everybody
thinks you're crazy?
-Everybody? Everybody who?-Your bother thinks you're crazywith this abstinence thing.
Sean thinks I'm crazy?
[CHUCKLES] Okay, Sean.
God.
-You always talking
to God, right?
-Yeah.
God, how'd I end up with
the non-boots-knocking
brother?
Whoa, it's like that?
Okay. First of all,
non-boots-knocking...
Sean is hitting
everything in sight.
-He got his own issues
to deal with.
-Lucky him.
Me, I made a commitment
with God.
Sean, he's still wandering
in the valley.
Hmm, the valley.
I wish you could do
some wandering
in my valley.
Wow, you just...
I was there, and now
I'm back down.
I think you should leave.
You might as well...
head out.
[CHUCKLES]
You know what, Niles?
You're right.
-I gotta get outta here
before my head explodes.
-Hey!
Don't go.
Jess, I wasn't serious
about leaving.
Come on, girl.
It's gonna get you, man.
Don't even
look at me like that.
No, but you know what?
The sperm going back up
to your brain,
and blow you fucking head
off your shoulders.
-That's what's gonna happen.
Nah, man.
-That what happened to you?
I'm only kiddin' though.
I mean, if that's
your forever girl,
she gotta
respect your choice,
homie.
-That's what I said.
-Mmm-hmm.
Let me ask you a question, man.
Little big brother advice.
-Okay.
-You should know
about this.
Um...
Should I keep her,
or should I give her
the boot?
I mean, if you two
really love each other,
ain't nothing
you can't work out,
you know.
Real love is forever.
Yeah, you right,
real love is forever.
That's deep. That's deep.
-Sean? Sean?
-Yo.
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm all right.
Yo, tell Pop
I gotta go take care of
something right now. Um...
I think I left the apartment on,my stoveor something like that.
I'm gonna turn
the apartment up.
I'll be right back.
I'm coming back, man.
SEAN: True love is forever,
and the thing is,
life's a lot like showbiz.
The trick isn't deciding
what you love,
it's knowing what you love,
and deciding not to let life
get between you and it.
My true love
is making movies,
and I wasn't about to let
anything or anyone
stand between me and it.
So, you know, that's...
You know what it is.
I'm not following.
SEAN:
The story you just heard.
Boy finds showbiz,
boy loses showbiz,
boy gets showbiz back.
Trying to figure out
what you guys are doing
in here, again.
Now, you know
I'm a busy man,
okay.
Time is money,
and you know...
Thank you, baby.
And I've got a lot to do.
You know?
I have to prep myself
and get ready when
people come to see me.
I need to know
why you're here.
If I had to sum it up,
I would have to say
this movie is about...
losing your true love
and then finding her
all over again.
We wanna call it
A Talent for Trouble.
What do you think?
No, no, no. No ice.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Before we sign any deals,
women upfront,
cash up front.
-What did we say, 60 mil?
-Come here, princess.
60 million.
We can milk that to 75.
75 mil.
Excuse me one second.
Baby, please,
I need a couple of lines
of blow.
Thank you.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
That feels really good.
I like you playing
with my hair.
As a matter of fact, I want
a hot bitch in the jacuzzi
blowing bubbles for me
-so I get natural bubbles.
-And where you see
all of this going?
Huh? Tell me.
Oh, mummy!
Okay, listen, Prince
Maha-la-grand-high-exaltic-
mystic ruler...
[EXHALES]
I know I said
"bitch" and "fuck"
way too much.
One thousand pardons.
"Never hold discussions
with the monkey
"when the organ grinder's
in the room."
Winston Churchill,
circa 1919.
He was talking about
show business, yeah?
Mmm.
And so I'm sitting here
and I'm asking myself,
what did I just hear?
What did you
just pitch me?
Is it a movie?
The pain? Love?
Or was it something else?
Something more?
Mmm.
Was it good?
No. Did I like it?
And I will tell you.
Absolutely not.
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
But, you know,
maybe it's something more
than like or dislike.
Enjoy or not enjoy.
Maybe it's something
I don't know
how to react to.
'Cause maybe,
just maybe
never heard it before.
You know,
maybe it's something
called truth.
How would you two
like to make a movie?
[HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
[CHUCKLES]
I really appreciate you
letting me hit this thing.
I appreciate
being here, man.
Thank you.
Are you kidding me, Bone?
I'm one of your favorite fans.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
You ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready.
-You ready?
Yeah, yeah. I'm ready.
Freeze! Who are you?
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-You kidding me.
-That's not it?
That was horrible.
-You fucking suck. Look...
-What?
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-Lemme try it again.
-From here.
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
[EXHALING] Ah!
REX:
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-No.
You fucking suck.
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
Yo, have a piece of me. Okay?
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
[BOTH EXHALE FORCEFULLY]
-[EXHALES]
-[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[BOTH CONTINUE]
I met my filmmaking idol,
Roman Polanski.
He told me, "Kid, if there's
anything you can do and enjoy
other than show business,
"find that thing and do it."
Then he told me that
California State Statutory
rape laws
were arbitrary
and unnecessary remnants
of a puritanical and
outdated criminal
justice system.
But it was the first thing
that really stuck with me.
And when he said it to me,
I didn't need to think twice,
because I knew...
I knew then what I know now,
what I've known
since the very first time
I saw,To Sir, with Love.
My name is Sean Wellington
and I was put on this planet
for only one reason...
to make movies.
REX:
And my name is Rex Rexroth.
And I was put here
to be his star and his muse.
SEAN: But things don't always
work how you planned it
in this business.
You push and the business
pushes back.
The business can get
in your ear, says,
"Forget your hopes,
"forget your dreams, become a music video director."
-REX: Oh, yeah, true that.
-But this a story about
two guys who pushed back.
Who looked the business
dead in the eye and said,
"This is what we're gonna do,
"this is how
we're gonna make it,
"and this is the story
of how we did it."
SEAN:
That's where it started.
I had broken up with Connie
and I didn't know why.
She was smart, beautiful,
and a total freak in bed.
I had to eat two Viagras
just to keep up with
her during foreplay.
She was a sexual wildebeest.
But I left her flat.
Jesus!
That uniform
was always that tight?
You trying to say
I gained weight?
No, it's just so form fitting.
Criminals aren't gonna know
whether to shoot you
or do you, baby.
Shut up.
-Ain't nobody doing me.
No more.
-[SEAN CHUCKLES]
Ain't nobody
shooting me either.
-Kick ass.
-I will.
-Love you.
-Love you, too.
-Cough 'em up.
-Oh, yeah.
-Definitely need these.
-Yeah, definitely do.
-Bye, baby.
-Bye.
SEAN: It would be a long time before I discovered why I did it.
I guess I was plagued by
a lot of problems
I didn't know I had.
But I find out all about that
soon enough.
This man, amazing.
You take talent like that,
with talent like this,
we're talking some Pacino
and Scorsese shit.
De Niro.
-He calls me his De Niro.
-No.
Scorsese works with De Niro.
All right.
Is there any reason
you're trying to make me
look like an asshole
in front of everybody?
In terms of where this
is going?
I mean, listen, man,
-I wanna make movies.
-Oscars.
I remember seeing
Sidney Poitier,
-Mr. Tibbs and thinking...
-Golden Globe.
and just thinking
I wanna make movies
like that.
-People's Choice.
-Rex!
What?
Gimme some oxygen,
I'm trying to do the thing.
Do what you do.
So...
-What was I talking about?
-BAFTA.
-BAFTA?
-Exactly.
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING]
You know, none of
this stuff works, dawg.
I'm serious.
[BURPS]
Yeah, he's right.
The video has to open up
with me on the Ducati.
Okay, who am I,
and where am I?
Who am I,
and where am I?
Get it?
I'm Felix,
I'm cutting your video,
and I'm at work.
See, when I do work...
When I do work,
it looks like my work.
When I do the work,
I do it my way.
When you're here,
and you do the work,
the work looks like...
Look, Felix, I come in
when I feel like it,
and in the meantime
I trust you to do
a good job.
You know I just broke it off
with Connie.
You broke it off with Connie,
so you should be here
doing the work.
You broke it off with Connie,
you do the work.
Felix, mind your business
and show me
the speedboat sequence, please.
Yeah, mind your business
and put
the speedboat sequence on.
-Dude, what about the Ducati?
-Why is he here?
-What is he doing here?
-Yo, dawg, go get me
one of those.
Please.
Now, show me
the speedboat stuff.
Yeah, see now, right there,
reverse the order of shots.
I wanna see Kurupt
getting outta the car
with the Iron Sheik,
-before I see Foxy and the...
-Of course. [STUTTERS]
What I do is,
I reverse the order
of the shots, right,
and then we'll defy the dynamicsof the fucking chase scene.Okay?
You're right,
but do it anyway.
But I'm right,
why do it your way?
-Push the fucking buttons.
-Right, right. Okay.
[LAUGHS]
You're fucking everything up,
it's great. No, you're a
fucking genius.
You really are.
-[PHONE RINGS]
-WOMAN: Mr. Wellington,
Kurupt is in the building.
Kurupt's here?
What the fuck! He's here?
He can't--
Kurupt's here, you fuck!
Now what am I gonna do?
He can't see it...
Oh, I'm gonna be cut down
in my prime.
The David Caruso
of fucking
video directors.
-Fucker, we're doing that.
-Wait, wait, wait.
Go ahead and blame it on me.
[STUTTERS]
-Why don't you go ahead
and blame it on me.
-Get on the ground.
-Get on the ground...
-[SCREAMING]
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Okay?
You fucking lost it
with your bat-shit
crazy mind!
Yeah, that's right. I'm notgonna have Kurupt thinkingI fell off 'cause you fucked up.
You rather have him think
you're a violent maniac?
Goddamn right.
This is hip hop, baby.
Okay, maybe
you have a point.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Just like that.
-Just don't hurt me.
-All right.
That's what the fuck you get
when you don't follow
instructions around this bitch!
I kill for this shit!
Hey, hey, hey.
Calm this shit down, cuz.
All this violence, nigga,
this is a place of business.
He ruined the cut though, man.
The video's fucked up.
-KURUPT: You did what?
-You gonna let him hurt me?
Shut the fuck up.
[YELLING]
Hey! Put the damn award
down, K.
Nigga was messin'
my shit up!
-Told this fool.
-All right!
Come on, son,
let's beat this nigga's ass.
-[THUDDING]
-Nigga, what you think about
that? Fucking my shit up.
You bitch ass...
What? What? What?
-Crazy ass.
-[GASPING]
Um... I got a shovel
and some lime in the back
of my car.
Grab his hands,
grab his feet,
let's get outta here.
We'll come back next week
and take a look at the video.
-All right.
-Okay.
The fuck you looking at?
-What the fuck was that?
-A sign.
Your boy need
a career change, bad.
SEAN: I guess
I just wish I could share
this next step with Connie.
I mean, what's it all worth
if you can't see your success
reflected in the eyes
of someone who loves you?
REX:
Man, that was beautiful.
In fact,
I think you might be gay.
Dude, that chick is crazy.
How you gonna think
she's the Sheriff?
She was fine
in that uniform.
Yeah? Was she fine when
she pulled that gun out
on you?
-Baby. Baby. Baby.
You need to calm down.
-Bring it...
MTV Cribs
is right outside
that door.
That's all you care about?
Is Cribs?
I heard the guy from MTV
pissed his pants.
Are you a real cop?
Or are you a stripper?
Does this look real?
Out!
Yeah, I caught some heat
for that, too.
My best friend's a director,
and what do I get?
Two bit cameos in rap videos?
I don't see you complaining
when you banging video hoes
two at time.
I want a tailormade
starring role in a film.
I want to be the Di Caprio
to your Scorsese.
The Denzel to your Spike.
The pain to my ass.
You complain too much.
You whine.
You whine about everything.
About your art, you girl.
You love her, you hate her,
you hate her, you love her.
Think about us.
Where are we gonna be
in five years?
We could be
accepting Academy Awards,
or we could be smoking weed
with Bow Wow,
seeing two bangers,
talking about how much
he's grown.
You're crazy.
Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Music videos for me
aren't a way of life.
It's a way to
get to my life.
The life I want,
and that's making movies.
As far as Rex goes,
you know we...
have a collaborative,
close relationship.
And I think it's important
for every director--
I would fucking go gay
for this man.
He's making a point.
And he would, too.
Don't you fucking lie
about it.
-I wouldn't go that far.
-Yeah, you would!
He would fucking go gay
for me, too.
You wanna know why?
Because that's the degree
of trust you need to have
between your actor
and your director.
It happens all the time, man.
You heard what happened in
Saving Private Ryan.
Ron Howard got blown by
Tom Hank's all of a sudden.
What are you talking about?
He directed Apollo 13.
That's what I heard, dude.
What's wrong with you?
SEAN:
High School High, I Still Know
What You Did Last Summer,
MTV's calling it
a hip opera.
I ran into a man
synonymous
with success.
My main man,
Mekhi Phifer.
If he couldn't help me,
no else wreck my paradigm
could.
[overlapping voices]
-SEAN: Talking a walk
right now...
-MEKHI: You all right?
It's a beautiful day out here
today, man. You look
a little down or something.
Yeah, I ain't feeling too good.
Connie got me bugging.
-Oh, she got you...
-Yeah, you know that
old ball and chain.
Yeah, I know what it is, baby.
Listen, man, listen.
Me and Sloppy,
we just came back from India.
-Okay.
-We was out there
for four days.
We watched
a donkey take a shit.
Constipated donkey
take a shit.
Trust me, therapeutic.
You gotta sit there with
you legs folded, arms crossed.
-Like that?
-No drinking, no smoking.
Trust me, daddy,
it was off the hook.
All right, then.
Well, I need do that.
Listen, man, I gotta be
in the breeze.
I gotta move something.
-All right. You stay young.
-Ask your Uncle William
about my 20 million
for the next year.
You know what I mean?
I got problems, too.
-Cap, life is good.
-[OVERLAPPING VOICES]
SEAN: R&R sounds nice,
but time was a luxury
I didn't have.
Instead of the donkey,
I went to
the next best thing.
My agent.
-What's important...
-Are the women.
Katie, Penelope, Nicole,
I want you all.
...is that we are a team.
My mother used to say,
"Rex, there's no "I"
in team."
Yeah, your mother also thought
there was no "P"
in psychology. So...
It's the principle of it.
"Rex, real men
don't hide behind
silent letters."
It's not about that.
What are you talking about--
Look at your name,
where's the "H"?
Spell your name, Sean.
-S-E-A-N.
-It's a gra--
Where's the "H"?
-What are you talking about?
-Why you talking about my
mother anyway? She's dead.
You know she's dead,
and it's emotional for me.
All right, my bad, dawg.
I didn't mean nothing
by that.
-Really?
-Yeah. We cool?
-Yeah, man.
-All right.
-How'd your mother die again?
-She died of pneumonia.
SEAN:
To make movies,
you gotta to to L.A.
I wanted to make movies,
so I was off to L.A.
to see my agent Paul.
He was outta rehab
and ready to roll.
[WHISTLES]
-MAN: Bright Boy!
-To give you an idea of
my trust level with Paul,
he tried to take
25% commission
on my first video gig,
because he maintained
he was both my agent
and my manager.
That aside, Paul somehow
has a way of finding
money people
and that's what I was in L.A.
to talk to him about.
Come on, Bright Boy,
let's go for a ride.
No, we're not going for a ride,
we're here for the money.
-Did you just say money?
-Yeah, I just said money.
-You don't understand English?
-You know a lot of information,
don't you, Bright Boy?
That's why you call me
Bright Boy. [CHUCKLES]
Yeah, go ahead, kick it.
It's not even mine.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin
your rental car for you?
Let me just shine that up
for you right now, huh!
-How about that, Bright Boy?
You like that better?
-Sick.
Just take the freakin' money,
all right?
-Isn't that what
you came here for?
-Play it.
-Play what? My fucking cock?
-[LAUGHS]
-You're funny today, aren't you?-Yeah, I am. Now, give it to me.
That's gross.
You got anything else
you wanna add?
No, just take that money
to you know who.
That's good, all right.
You have a good day.
Yeah, you too, all right.
Take care.
[MOUTHING]
That guy's fucked.
-Who was that?
-Nobody.
That's a fucking blonde guy.
The fuck is my agent passing offa briefcase to a blonde guy
in the L.A. river for?
It's a recession, Sean,
we all gotta do what we can.
Come on, you aren't turning
no square pants on me now,
are you?
I'm not your only client,
am I?
-It's a recession.
-What, I just signed Shaq.
I didn't know
you repped athletes, Paul.
Like I always say,
other avenues means
other money.
That's what I came
to talk about.
Other money, yeah.
Well, Bad Boy was very happy
by the way.
You really knocked him out
with that last one.
And, just between you and me,
they sent you over a case of
Cristal.
-Which I may have misplaced...
-No, don't worry about
the Cristal.
I got cases everywhere, man.
I'm talking about stepping up
to the next level.
I'll be honest
with you, Sean.
-You really pissed a lot of
people off over this last year.
-Get the fuck outta here.
You know, signing on to deals
and then backing outta them.
You know, turning down offers
that were extraordinary
and generous.
-Like what?
-Like what?
Like Black Jetsons.
Are you kidding me?
Weinstein practically offered
a night with his wife
for you to hone that.
They had
Samuel L. as George.
I didn't think the script
was funny, P.
What's funnier
than black people
in the future?
[SIGHS]
What about
Ghetto Munsters?
Yeah.
Ving Rhames is Freddy Munster.
Ah, Benny Boom
just signed on
to that one.
He's just gonna
make a freaking mint.
-And probably fuck
Weinstein's wife.
-So, I'm fucked?
I can forget it, huh?
No movie business for me.
Look at me.
Look at me, Sean.
What am I doing here, huh?
Am I hustling cock,
or am I hustling cash, huh?
[SCOFFS]
You're never
entirely fucked.
You're my client,
which means
you have options.
I like my options like
I like my bowel movements.
-Nice and solid.
-Ah, cut the shit, P,
so what do you have for me?
What do you have, Paul?
Okay, remember
Frank Steiner?
Who the fuck
is Frank Steiner?
He has been after you
for a while, man.
I'm serious. Like...
It's all straight to DVD.
It's usually some vehicle
for a rapper
who thinks he can act.
-He's got something
in the works, and...
-[EXHALES]
-he wants to
attach you for...
-Why me?
-Why you?
-Yeah.
What are you,
a cripple fucking
figure skater?
Take a fucking meeting, man.
Astonish him.
Hmm, all right.
-Appreciate it, Paul.
I'll take the meeting.
-All right.
I'll set you up
with something next week.
Now, congratulations, Sean.
You know, if you play
your cards right,
you're really
as good as gold, basically.
Now, let's go get
some freaking Chinese.
I'm fucking starving.
I haven't eaten anything
since this morning.
What'd you eat?
Same thing as
I always have.
Stripper fucking ass.
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, let's take
your car, fucker.
Mine's stolen...
from a priest.
You don't get second chances
in this business.
One, and done.
You got one shot
at a first impression,
to sell yourself, to say
this is what I've got.
Love me or hate me.
Love me or hate me,
Lady Sovereign says.
That's the question.
That's how
Rex and I approach it
all the time. I mean,
we pitch everywhere,
you name it, Universal,
-Disney, R.O.A.D...
-Paramount, the Weinstein's,
Fox.
The Weinsteins?
Nah, don't remember
that one, Rex.
When did we meet with
the Weinsteins?
Don't act like you don't
understand the question.
When did we meet
with the Weinsteins?
Yo, you had a meeting
without me, man?
That's fucked up!
Who'd you meet with,
Bob or Harvey?
-I met with Rick!
-Rick?
-Rick!
-Ain't no fucking Rick!
Rick Weinstein and don't act
like you don't know who he is.
There ain't no
Rick Weinstein.
They ain't
the fucking Baldwins.
It's Bob, Harvey.
It's two brothers,
that's it!
So, why the fuck
did he ask me
for gratuity?
SEAN: There's gold,
and there's fool's gold.
And then there's the direct to DVD vehicle for a rap star.
There is nothing
more treacherous.
It'll chew you up
and spit you out,
and before you know it,
you're right back
where you started.
It's like a game of
Chutes and Ladders.
Just when you think
you're moving ahead,
bam! Down for the count.
But the thing about
showbiz is,
you never say no
to an offer.
-You Frank?
-Are you asking me
or telling me?
Asking. I mean...
What you mean
will be determined by...
-[COUGHING]
-Jesus Christ!
What the fuck? Holy shit!
Are you okay?
No, I'm not okay.
[GASPS] I can't walk
and I cough up blood
all day.
Jesus.
Yet, the best doctors
money can buy
tell me there's absolutely
nothing wrong with me.
Shit.
You like the view?
-Nice, I guess.
-[FRANK GROANS]
You know, eight men died
during the construction
of that building.
-Was it worth it?
-What?
It's simple question, Sean.
Was that building worth
eight lives?
I guess not. That's a...
lot of people, right?
What would you die for?
Money? Power? Love?
-I don't know.
-Don't answer right away,
think about it.
We'll come back to it later.
I come up here
from time to time
just to brood.
Push me over there,
I'll tell you about this film.
-No, push me.
-What?
Push me!
Push me over there.
-I'll tell you about the film.
-Are you fucking serious?
[BOTH EXHALE]
Push me.
I want this film
to be avant-garde.
Funny, but in
a sad kinda way.
It should be fast cut,
but slow paced.
Warm, yet cold
and unfeeling.
And there should be
a gay element.
A mixed couple with
a cute little mocha baby.
Strong characters
that break down crying.
And I'm directing this?
I worked with lots
of directors, Sean.
It's like training
a deaf dog.
We're a rare breed.
Yeah, a bunch of fat
little babies
with dirty diapers.
Ha! But I love you all.
[CHUCKLES]
-I can't help myself.
-Mmm-hmm.
My last relationship ended
because of a sexual problem.
Relationships can be hard.
Oh, you're sensitive.
Are you sensitive?
You sensitive, Sean?
Kiss me.
-Gimme a kiss, Sean.
-No.
-Kiss me!
-Get the fuck outta here.
-Fucking kiss me, goddammit.
-[SCOFFS]
You're not that sensitive,
are you?
Just pitch me
the film, Frank.
It's a vehicle from
Mauler Brawler.
I'd love to read the script.
There's no script.
These are rappers,
they rap.
They're rappers.
-We shoot in a week.
-So soon?
Damn!
My investor is
a prince from the far away
continent of Asia.
And he's very interested
in your friend Rex Rexroth.
-[SIGHS]
-That's why I brought
you here today.
You're hiring me because
some Asian prince is into
my boy Rex?
He won't give up the funds
unless he's introduced to
Rex Rexroth.
So I have to put Rex
and some
Asian prince together
in order to get your money
and my job?
How am I supposed
to do that?
Delicately, Sean.
Very delicately.
Anything else?
Yes, my daughter is cast
in this film,
so treat her with respect.
Remember when I asked you
what was worth dying for?
Well, this thing to me
is my daughter.
And I will also kill for her!
So, you keep that in mind
and watch your ass.
There's some
very powerful elements
at play here.
Now, I want you to go make mea straight to video masterpiece,Sean.
Get some faces for the box!
SEAN: I said yes to a movie
with a star attachment,
but without a script,
a plot, or a clue,
with seven days
to production.
So, by industry standard,
I was ahead of the game.
But, if this was gonna work, first I had to hear the pitch.
I'm naturally suspicious
of people
with names that rhyme.
Despite that, I went to take a meeting with Mauler Brawler.
BRAWLER: It's conceptual.
Kinda like a math movie.
See, I've been working non-stop
since I got outta lockup.
I'm recording 24 hours a day,
plus I got this movie shit
all worked out in my head.
That's why I only write
on blank notebooks, 'cause
if there's something
already on the page, how you
gonna do something that's new?
It's kinda like writing with
invisible ink.
Seeing some shit
that only I can see.
-Y'all feeling me?
-What the name of this movie?
Nighttime Vultures.
The Nighttime Vultures!
I'm about to make millions.
Cha-ching!
Let's say... let's say
you just get out of the pen,
right?
And your man across the street,
he wearing a cane...
and he like,
"Yo, where's my money?"
Is that
the Nighttime Vultures?
Or, or, or... Even better,
you gotta jet over to
your grandmother's crib
and you go and look
under the mattress,
and you see that the work
and the product is all gone.
Could that be
the Nighttime Vultures?
That's impossible.
-MAN: Impossible.
-Or...
Even better than that,
you're eating
some Fritto-Lays
or something,
and your man got
something caught
in his eye,
or either
he winking at you
or something like that.
Could that be
the Nighttime Vultures?
Could it be?
Check it out.
Check it out.
How about,
you got a girl,
bring her back
to the house,
but you got no condom.
-[SIGHS]
-Nighttime Vultures.
[EXHALES] Yeah, I get it.
Just like,
what I'm about to
do right now is,
check the Nighttime Vultures
in the bathroom,
and I'mma be right back.
Rex, shit sounds amazing.
[SCOFFS]
Where this
punk ass nigga from?
-He's a Nighttime Vulture!
-Whoa! Whoa. Whoa.
Back there, daddy.
You moving too fast, man,
you're a little too jumpy.
'Cause I'm
a Nighttime Vulture.
-Putting our phones...
-[EXHALES]
Where did my life go?
The Nighttime Vultures.
-You wanna get the shit
slapped outta you?
-No!
SEAN: Now
we had to make sure
we had our money.
To do that, Rex had to meet
the prince's handlers.
[COUGHS]
-Gentlemen.
-On behalf of Prince...
Mahavalijikorn,
we would like
to welcome you
to his home.
The prince purchased this placea few years ago in hopes ofbreaking into the film business.
Who's that?
Prince Mahavalijikorn
is a very, very big fan
of yours, Mr. Rexroth.
And he is excruciatingly
interested
in getting behind you
and your film.
However, in the tradition
of royal tasters,
nothing passes to
the prince's lips before
it passes through ours.
What the hell
are you ladies
talking about?
In other words,
Rex's project is of
the utmost interest
to our master.
It's my project.
You are of no concern
to Price Mahavalijikorn.
Rex is what we want.
REX: Sean, can you please
tell me what the fuck
they're talking about?
SEAN:
Dawg, I don't know,
but handle that.
REX: Are you fucking
kidding me?
The prince would like
to know you
in the Biblical sense.
I don't go to church.
There's an old proverb
in our Lord's land,
"If thou aren't
riding stallion,
"that the stallion fucks...
"grip on with thou thighs
tighter,
"and strike him about...
[WHISPERS, INAUDIBLE]
"until he submits
to your will."
Holy shit.
REX: Dude, I think
I wanna go home.
The prince is prepared
to transfer funds into
any account of your choosing.
As soon as the product
is deemed
"road-worthy."
-SEAN: Don't you wanna see
a script?
-We don't need a script.
Francine is psychic.
She studied with the great
Tulukadar of Studio City.
-I don't believe in no
damn psychics.
-[GASPS]
You are in love, stupid.
Only the woman
that you love
-is not in love with you.
-Connie?
[GASPING]
She is yearning...
for a man...
with a donkey dick.
The man with
the donkey dick
is her...
once...
and future lover.
SEAN: Sometimes you just need
to say all that stuff
that's been left unsaid
in a relationship,
to get everything out
in the open.
Generally speaking, this will lead to an immediate end to the relationship.
Honesty isn't
the best policy.
Ironically,
whoever said that
was clearly lying.
But if you love someone,
it's still worth a shot.
So, Connie and I went back to the place where we first met
for a little one on one time.
CONNIE:
What's wrong, baby?
SEAN:
It's this job.
I'm not to sure
if I'll be able to do it.
-CONNIE: Who's the star?
-This dude Brawler.
[COUGHING]
Hey, what the fuck,
are you choking?
-Are you choking?
-Wait, dude, I got
a hold of this right now.
[OVERLAPPING VOICES]
-She's choking!
-[INDISTINCT]
-You gotta think about
the robots...
-Oh!
Shit. Get outta here,
you dumb shit.
Need to help her
get outta there!
...pork, cheese and bacon.
Babe, damn.
You okay?
All right,
sit down for a minute.
Relax. Relax.
Oh, shit.
Said Brawler's name
and you had a heart attack.
Damn!
What's going on?
The gum must have been
too strong.
The gum?
Must have been
too strong?
Nah, looks like Brawler
must have been too strong.
What's going on, Connie?
What you mean,
what's going on?
You heard what I said.
You fucking Brawler?
-No! What are you
talking about?
-Don't be lying to me.
I'll punch his ass.
I'm not lying!
Yo, you trippin'.
Oh, I'm trippin'? Huh?
So, you gonna just
play me now?
I'm... [MUMBLING]
Is you fucking
that dude?
You fucking him?
-No!
-Then what's going on?
SEAN: There's a point of no return in a relationship.
There's that moment when
you see the real person
you're with,
you know,
not the performance,
the show.
The performance is great.
The performance can last
months, even years,
but at a certain point,
one of two things happen.
Scenario one,
your star runs
out of material
and you realize that
all she had was a strong
script that goes nowhere.
Scenario two is worse.
You find out
it's a strong script,
with a surprise ending.
Fuck! Chuck,
can we go again?
Just roll it back.
-[MUSIC PLAYS]
-Now at Chumley's,
you can two burgers
for the price
of a milkshake.
Starting Monday,
children eat fucking free,
-'cause this copy sucks.
Come on, dude.
-[MUSIC STOPS]
-Bitch-ass. Come on. Again.
Let's roll it again.
-[MUSIC PLAYS]
Now at Chumley's, you can get
two can get two burgers
for the price of the milkshake.
Starting Monday,
dirty Mexican children
eat free!
-Only at Chumley's.
-REX: There he is.
-Go work your magic.
-Are you serious?
-Does it look like
I'm kidding?
-Yeah, kinda.
The way your lip curls
when you talk, I can't tell
if you smiling or what.
-BOTH: Brawler. Brawler.
-Yo, wake up, Brawler.
Who y'all niggas, man?
-Come on.
-SEAN: Ah!
This ain't Brawler!
See man! Oh, my bad, P,
all right.
We looking for Brawler.
Do I know you
from somewhere
or something, man?
-Why you bothering
the fool, man?
-It's your fault, man.
-Yo, you wanna do a movie?
-You gotta be kiddin' me.
[MUMBLING]
Now at Chumley's,
you can get two...
Now at Chumley's,
you can get...
Whoa! Whoa! Hold on!
These people, they are not
supposed to be here.
You understand?
These people, they are not
supposed to be here.
-You're like a young Osama.
-I'm sorry, you are not
supposed to be here.
Listen, I'm actor.
I'm looking
for Mauler Brawler.
-Who's Mauler...
-Where's Mauler Brawler?
-The dude I'm looking for.
-No, this is a Chumley's spot.
Are you guys the writers?
Get the fuck
outta here, man!
Come on.
Come on.
There's too many
black people already.
♪ Shock collar
Baby, it's the Brawler
♪ Catch me in the Maybach
creeping with crawler
♪ Crystal drinking
Look at me, I'm ballin'
Dude, we got in...
[WHOOPS]
♪ Connie, gimme what I need
♪ I fucked Connie
I fucked Connie
♪ Shh, I won't tell nobody
Go, Brawler!
Yo, he can't
say that shit.
♪ I can say what I want
and I love that bitch ♪
Yo, no, listen.
He talking about Connie.
You can't say that shit.
-What?
-Are you singing
about my girl?
Pretty much.
More or less, why?
SEAN:
Connie hadn't mentioned
no fling with Mauler.
That was the worst part.
It's one thing when
some player makes the list.
That's bad.
But the one you gotta
worry about is the one
who don't make the list.
Yo, come here...
Connie and I
were over again.
Calm down. Listen,
I'll each give you a piece
of fried chicken if you let me
finish my Chumley's commercial.
But I didn't have time
to worry about that.
The film was green lit.
-Is this white boy dead?
-Mmm-hmm.
Where that chicken at, Nigga?
-Yeah.
-You got some money?
SEAN: We had gotten our
first check and Rex was holed
up at the Saint Regis Hotel,
-enjoying inappropriate
contract rider.
-Yes, daddy!
Give it to me.
Gimme that cock, Rex.
[SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[WOMAN SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Isn't this Rex's room?
-Who are you?
-[CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
-What, do you have money?
-What?
You have money?
Sit the fuck down.
Sit the fuck down.
[CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
Where's Rex at?
[WOMAN MOANING]
-[MOANING]
-Saki. Saki. Saki.
[YAWNS]
Oh, what the fuck?
[MOANING CONTINUES]
Rex, you got a minute?
REX: Oh, Saki!
SEAN:
I really need
to talk to you.
Sean, you sick fuck!
Where you been all day?
I was calling you.
Listen, come say hi
to Diane.
Rex, I'm serious!
-[DIANE CHUCKLES]
-Come on, man.
You know what?
You two do
what you do best.
I'll be back
in two seconds.
Come here, man.
Come here.
You're fucking shit up!
I got two hot bitches
in there,
and there's no way
I'm gonna
let you come in here...
-Can we talk?
-I gotta take a piss.
I'm fucking drunk.
This Cristal goes straight
to my balls.
I'm about to piss
like Seabiscuit.
[SCOFFS]
SEAN: If it's one thing the royal handlers didn't need psychic powers to figure out,
is that
the way to Rex's heart
was through the bedroom.
Um-mm-mm.
Hey. Don't I know you?
Mm-mm.
I sucked your dick
on the set of
that Mariah video.
You know, Brooklyn stages.
You paid my rent that month.
I do porn now. You wanna see
how big my ass has gotten?
Oh! Come on! No.
-The fuck is next? A midget?
-The midget left already.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
-[REX GASPS]
-Yo.
I just wanted to own...
-Oh, shit!
-I just wanted to say...
You know what's good
about getting
your dick sucked?
It's like your dick
is connected to
your whole body,
and like,
when your dick is relaxed,
you brain, your mind,
your soul...
-Yeah, I can see the benefits.
-WOMAN: Okay, Rex,
you have an interview
in 20 minutes.
Your lady friends,
they don't have to go home,
but they can't stay here.
And why the fuck was there bloodin my oatmeal this morning?
Someone better tell that
Chinese motherfucking
spare rib
that I am not a witch.
Got it?
SEAN: Our manager Audrey
is always on top of things.
Unfortunately she
represents mostly
clown performers.
But other than that,
this woman is tight.
Okay, Rex, I need money.
I need $20,
diapers, Rex Jr...
lotto ticket.
-Da?Yes?
-Da.
-You diapers, I need money.
-Da. Da.
-Give.
-REX: Give her some money.
-[SIGHS]
-WOMAN: Yes?
-Thank you.
-I will write her a check.
You better be ready.
[MAN AND WOMAN MOANING
ON TV]
SEAN: An event horizon is
an area surrounding
a black hole
beyond which events cannot
affect an outside observer.
Anything that passes through
the horizon
is never seen again.
Like the point
of no return,
a place where you exist,
but are forever forgotten.
You crazy, sick fuck.
-You've lost your fucking mind.
-Absa-fucking-loutely.
I am, and I have.
But I know it's true,
she's been with him.
I got proof now, dawg.
-What proof do you have?
Do you have a videotape?
-No.
-You got a fingerprint?
You got a photograph?
-No.
I don't got none of that shit,
but I know, Rex.
You don't know
what the fuck I have...
Okay, Bozozo, I promise you
it's not gonna be
that much longer.
Well, your promises are
about as good as a turd
on a sugar cone.
Relax, Sean.
-Don't tell me to relax either!
-Relax. I know that look.
What look?
I don't care who she fucked
before she fucked you.
Come here, motherfucker.
SEAN: Rex, open this door, Rex.
Open this fucking door!
[CLEARS THROAT]
No, thank you, Bozozo.
I am calm now.
Open the fucking door.
You know, things are going
so great for us right now.
We just got the movie deal,
we signed Vivica,
and you're fucking
going nuts.
You need to learn
to be happy for once
in your life.
Be happy?
Ain't shit to be
happy about!
The love of my life's
been tainted.
We've come too far for you
to let some fucking bitch
come between us.
We're not gonna do this
through the door.
Christ! Did he get deported?
Bozozo, I'm telling you,
this is gonna be a brilliant
meeting for you. I promise.
Yeah, well, I don't see
fucking Schopenhauer
coming in here.
I know what the fuck
is going on.
You knew, Rex!
Didn't you?
-Are you serious?
-Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
Say, I have gingivitis.
You wanna make out?
Christ, look at those
carpet sales bar.
Hadn't seen this much action
since my horse hormone binge
of '87.
Damn.
Okay, well, I wanted my
two superstar clients to meet.
So...
You wanted me to meet
with this fucking clown?
SEAN:
He wanted it to be
a love story.
They need a hottie in there,
and you know how
to pull that off.
[LAUGHING]
SEAN:
Our manager did however
rep one big time
non-circus performer.
Mr. Abel Ferrara.
King of New York,
Bad Lieutenant, Body Snatchers.
This guy knew how to
make a movie
for a dime that would make
a dollar into a quarter.
I was a protege
in search of a mentor.
And if anybody could
point me
in the right direction
before we started production,
it was this man.
SEAN: It just sounds good.
It might sound...
It might sound good.
You know, I did spend
one night
with this actress.
-She finds us...
-Okay.
Okay? This is...
We're seeing all
these other girls,
and this girl shows up.
It's my star actor...
So, now we get the girl,
first thing we do
is rehearse.
-Mmm-hmm
-Okay.
What he did,
clearly says to me...
I'm gonna go and have
sushi with her first,
and then I'll call you up.
At three o'clock
in the morning,
he calls me up and says,
"Maybe we'll
rehearse tomorrow."
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
He says,
"But don't call her up.
"But don't call her up."
Then at four o'clock
in the morning,
she calls me up and says
he wants to run away
and marry her.
At six o'clock
in the morning,
the girl decided
to move in with me.
Wow, so she was
on the phone
at 4:00 a.m...
SEAN: I didn't understand
a word he was saying.
It was like talking to
James fucking Joyce.
Syntax was disconnected.
His stories had no obvious
relevance to the questions
I had asked him,
and for the most part,
the details of each story
had no relevance
to the already irrelevant story he was attempting to tell.
'Cause every time
I tried to say, "I gotta
tell you something,"
he'd say, "No, no, no, man,
I'm supposed to see this girl.
"I know I'm supposed to be
rehearsing last night,
but I can't find her."
And then the weekend comes,
we're supposed to go
to Atlantic City.
I don't know
where the fuck she is,
how are we gonna move.
She hibernating?
I said, "Wait, I gotta tell
you something, I really gotta
tell you something."
Then everybody on the set
the producers are saying,
everything's going great,
don't say anything...
SEAN: But I understood
what he was trying to say.
If he can make a movie,
anyone can.
Armed with that knowledge,
I was ready to go to war.
Day one.
Okay, let's try that scene
one more time.
I'm so sorry, Sean,
I'm so stupid.
You're not stupid.
If anybody stupid
in this room,
it's me. Believe me.
Are you kidding?
You're a genius.
Tell that to my ex.
Oh, yeah?
Well, if she was so smart,
she wouldn't be your ex.
[CHUCKLES]
You're so sweet.
Let's get back to
these lines though.
We gotta get you
outta here by the afternoon,
remember.
-Oh, okay.
-Yeah.
Um...
Please don't pistol whip me.
I don't know any
Nighttime Vultures.
I swear to God!
Yeah, much better.
Much better.
Great. Well, I mean...
It's just cause you're
such a great teacher.
Is there anything
you're not great at?
Oh, believe me, Nancy,
there's plenty of things
I'm not great at.
Some things I just
downright suck at.
I have a real
talent for trouble.
I'm great at sucking.
Well, I'm pretty great
at sucking, too.
Come on, girl,
let's get back
to these lines.
It's just so hard,
you know.
The scene's just
so hard.
I'm serious.
I cannot get down
with you like this.
You're Frank Steiner's
daughter.
-He actually made me promise.
-Daddy will never find out.
Anyway,
he's a total perv himself.
He fucks fish.
That's why he's so ill.
See, right there. That's more
than enough information
I needed to know about my boss.
This is wrong.
Let's just get back
to work, okay.
Well, I am working.
I'm working my magic.
Now, all I need
is a magic wand.
WOMAN:
I'm sorry Mr. Wellington, but
I can't get Rex to the set.
He's been in wardrobe
for the last three hours.
He tried on every
single swimsuit,
but he's not satisfied
and you gotta find him
something to wear.
I don't know what to do.
SEAN:
Falafel eating
motherfucker.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
Just a minute.
Damn.
Sean wanted me to meet him
in his trailer to
run over some lines, but,
I'll start the production
if you're excited.
No, that's for Sean.
I was waiting for him.
He'll find you later.
Hold on.
Mauler Brawler don't just
walk into no trailer
with a half-naked hottie,
to just turn around
and leave.
Anything Sean showed you,
I can show you twice.
Yeah, well, Sean hasn't
done anything
even once yet.
So...
Maybe you can
come back later?
You're trying to tell me
that you all up in here
all like this
and he ain't
done nothing yet?
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
-You think my ass is fat?
-Sure.
Well, you know,
I really did love
your last video.
Well, I directed it myself.
Oh, wow!
So impressive.
-Fuck that.
-[CHUCKLES]
Oh, sorry, I thought
this was Sean's trailer.
Yeah, it is. He'll be back.
C, is that you?
Yeah... Um...
Yeah, hey.
Long time no see.
You seem to...
-Damn you look good.
-Yeah, well...
-I'll let you get back to...
-Who, her?
That's Sean's chick.
I came here
to run some lines
and she was all swamping,
and greased up for that nigga.
I'm about to be out.
Wait. You're with Sean?
Well, my job description
is Frank Steiner's daughter.
But, Sean and I...
Yeah, but we don't have to
let anyone know about this.
Right?
[SCOFFS]
No, of course, not.
Get all that. You wanna get
some cold coffee at Crappie's
with me, boo?
Sure, why not.
We need get off the set
without Sean seeing us.
You know what's right.
I'll take you wherever you
need to go.
Oh, shit! Nancy!
-Put some clothes on.
What are you doing?
-I told you I don't take no.
Come on. I can't have sex
with my boss' daughter.
I told you already.
-I'm not his property.
-Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!
This is damn sweet,
but you have to
put some clothes on now!
-No, I don't.
-Yes! Yes, you do.
What the hell!
-Daddy?
-Frank?
Sean.
-The one thing I asked you
not to do.
-No, no, no, no.
-It's not what you think.
-You raped my daughter.
-No!
-Daddy, leave us alone.
We wanna be alone.
-No, we don't!
-Yes, we do.
-No, we don't.
-Sean!
[FRANK YELLS]
-Daddy, stop it. He wants to.
-No, Listen...
-[CLAMORING]
-I don't care!
-[CLAMORING]
-I'll kill you!
I'll kill you!
-Oh, shit!
-Daddy?
Daddy? Are you okay?
-Are you okay, Frank?
-No.
[COUGHING]
You hurt me bad.
Help me, my daughter.
-[COUGHING]
-Oh.
You bastard,
you hurt my father.
I didn't mean to do it.
You saw that.
-Sean, you're fired
off this film.
-What?
You're done
with show business.
Oh, come on, Frank, please,
let me finish the film
or something.
-Just leave.
-I want you off this set
in five minutes.
-What?
-Or I'll have you
thrown out by security.
-You're fired! Get out!
-Leave.
SEAN: Sometimes over
is just the beginning.
It's one door closing
and another door opening.
Ain't nobody taking
my money...
Oh, Hallelujah! Ha!
Praise the Lord!
Praise the Lord!
[LAUGHING IN EXCITEMENT]
It's so good to see you, son.
How you doing?
We just ask Jesus,
just to come by here.
Thank you!
Put your arms around us!
Hold us real tight
and keep us safe!
[LAUGHS]
Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!
-Good to see you, son.
-Yeah.
Mmm!
[SNIFFING]
Did you shit, boy?
Goddamn!
What is that smell?
Is you high?
No, new herbal cologne, Pa.
-La Chronique.Really.
-La Chronique?
-Sounds like weed.
-Nah!
-No, it's a gift from Loren.
-Loren?
How's she doing?
She ever find herself
a good man?
-Pa, she's a lesbian, Pa.
-Oh, what!
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-Oh! A lesbian?
-Niles, say hi to your brother.
-[YELPS]
-My bad!
-Ah man, you happy
to see me? What's up?
-I need to talk to you. Hey.
-All right, in a minute.
-I'm getting a tattoo.
-Okay. Ladies like
some ink.
-I like that one...
No, I like that one better.
-Okay. All right.
What's going on, family?
What, you need some money?
Just can't come by
and see my pop?
Come on, Sean,
you can't blame him.
You haven't been home in years.
You can't blame him
for being a little suspicious.
[EXHALES]
The truth is, man, uh...
I got lady problems.
[LAUGHING]
-You got lady problems?
-Yeah.
So, you gonna come ask
a virgin and a preacher
about women?
Ain't that something.
-It's funny. [CHUCKLES]
-Well, let me
tell you something
I ain't always
been no saint.
I've known a few ladies
in my day.
Before your mama left,
and I get saved.
[YELLS] Oh, thank God!
[MUTTERS] Lord bless you.
Thank you, Jesus.
♪ Turned my life around
Turned his life around.
I used to do the club scene
when I first got single,
and then my man Birdie,
came to me, he say,
"You need to get yourself
a real ugly, fat woman."
-Is that right?
-'Cause they grateful.
You know, fat women
are so fat and ugly,
they can't go nowhere.
So, you always
got a ready date.
[LAUGHS]
I mean, he talking about fat.
I'm talking about 290, 350.
Tell her to haul ass,
you gotta make two trips.
[LAUGHS]
So, anyway,
I took Birdie's advice,
and I brought home
this woman named
Wanda Higgins.
Mmm.
Whoo!
Now, I'm talking about fine.
But she was ugly, and fat, but
she had some good ass coochie.
Oh, I can't hear this.
-She used to take this lotion
and rub it right on...
-Dad! The point?
-The point, Dad?
-Oh, yeah. Um...
I'm sorry, I just...
-Goddammit, I got caught up
in the memories.
-Yeah, yeah.
Look here, uh...
Proverbs 4:23.
"Above all else,
you follow your heart."
It affects
everything you do.
-Did that help you?
-Yeah, thanks, Pop.
Definitely.
[MOANING]
Yeah.
Wanda Higgins... Goddamn!
Ooh, that was some
good coochie!
Whoa, whoa.
Dad, I'm a virgin.
I'm a virgin.
-You don't even remember.
-Big, I mean, huge!
I mean, fucking her
was like
climbing a mountain.
You know what?
Wanda Higgins can make love
to two men at a time
-and they would never meet.
-Mmm.
Oh, ride it, Wanda.
Ride it, Wanda!
Ooh! Anyway...
I'm gonna go on now.
Thank God for the church.
'Cause if it wasn't
for the church,
y'all probably find your daddy
dead somewhere
smashed to death.
-Right up under Wanda's
big old fat coochie.
-Dad!
-Is he okay?
-He got worse, man.
Man, what's...
He's a little eccentric at
his old age. I think we
burnt him out when we was kids.
I guess so. I guess so.
But how you been, Niles?
It's been that many, bro.
-You good?
-I'm good. I'm all right.
Where you been, man?
You leave me alone,
with him.
I'm here every weekend
listening to that Wanda.
Look, he told that story
three times. Three times.
I know things
are crazy right now, but,
I needed to come by,
see you guys today.
I'm here now.
So, how's Jessica
by the way?
Jess... Jessica.
Jessica's been
the same old Jessica.
-Come here.
-Just gimme a second.
Damn.
[EXHALES]
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
[WHISPERS]
I need you right now.
I need you.
Hmm.
[EXHALES]
[GRUNTS] Okay.
[JESSICA MOANS]
You're back.
Come on, Jess.
Let's just chill.
Whoa, Jess, I told you,I don't want you doing that yet.Just chill.
Baby, I know, but it's that
you get me all revved up.
You can't just leave me
hanging like that.
Jess, come on... chill.
Baby. Baby... I love you,
I mean, that's why I want
our first time to be special.
I mean, look,
I got you these rings.
These rings symbolizes
our vows with us and God.
That we won't have sex
till we get married.
I know, baby.
I love you, too.
Can't we just take
these rings off
for one hour
and then put 'em
back on after?
You really don't
respect my choice.
-No, it's not that I don't
respect your choice--
-Put this back on.
-You know, freaky ass Jessica.
-Yeah!
I mean, that's cool and all,
but it's like I ain't trying
to go there.
I like kissing,
but I ain't trying to...
-You know how I am.
-Damn, Niles.
You ain't copping
any ass off her?
No, man.
I got my priorities.
Look, put this ring back on.
Put this on.
Just chill.
-You good. All right?
-Look, Niles, stop.
I want to marry you.
So what are we
waiting for?
Marriage. That's what
we're waiting for.
All right, just...
You know what?
You are crazy.
Really, you are
so damn crazy.
Did you know everybody
thinks you're crazy?
-Everybody? Everybody who?-Your bother thinks you're crazywith this abstinence thing.
Sean thinks I'm crazy?
[CHUCKLES] Okay, Sean.
God.
-You always talking
to God, right?
-Yeah.
God, how'd I end up with
the non-boots-knocking
brother?
Whoa, it's like that?
Okay. First of all,
non-boots-knocking...
Sean is hitting
everything in sight.
-He got his own issues
to deal with.
-Lucky him.
Me, I made a commitment
with God.
Sean, he's still wandering
in the valley.
Hmm, the valley.
I wish you could do
some wandering
in my valley.
Wow, you just...
I was there, and now
I'm back down.
I think you should leave.
You might as well...
head out.
[CHUCKLES]
You know what, Niles?
You're right.
-I gotta get outta here
before my head explodes.
-Hey!
Don't go.
Jess, I wasn't serious
about leaving.
Come on, girl.
It's gonna get you, man.
Don't even
look at me like that.
No, but you know what?
The sperm going back up
to your brain,
and blow you fucking head
off your shoulders.
-That's what's gonna happen.
Nah, man.
-That what happened to you?
I'm only kiddin' though.
I mean, if that's
your forever girl,
she gotta
respect your choice,
homie.
-That's what I said.
-Mmm-hmm.
Let me ask you a question, man.
Little big brother advice.
-Okay.
-You should know
about this.
Um...
Should I keep her,
or should I give her
the boot?
I mean, if you two
really love each other,
ain't nothing
you can't work out,
you know.
Real love is forever.
Yeah, you right,
real love is forever.
That's deep. That's deep.
-Sean? Sean?
-Yo.
-You all right?
-Yeah, I'm all right.
Yo, tell Pop
I gotta go take care of
something right now. Um...
I think I left the apartment on,my stoveor something like that.
I'm gonna turn
the apartment up.
I'll be right back.
I'm coming back, man.
SEAN: True love is forever,
and the thing is,
life's a lot like showbiz.
The trick isn't deciding
what you love,
it's knowing what you love,
and deciding not to let life
get between you and it.
My true love
is making movies,
and I wasn't about to let
anything or anyone
stand between me and it.
So, you know, that's...
You know what it is.
I'm not following.
SEAN:
The story you just heard.
Boy finds showbiz,
boy loses showbiz,
boy gets showbiz back.
Trying to figure out
what you guys are doing
in here, again.
Now, you know
I'm a busy man,
okay.
Time is money,
and you know...
Thank you, baby.
And I've got a lot to do.
You know?
I have to prep myself
and get ready when
people come to see me.
I need to know
why you're here.
If I had to sum it up,
I would have to say
this movie is about...
losing your true love
and then finding her
all over again.
We wanna call it
A Talent for Trouble.
What do you think?
No, no, no. No ice.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Before we sign any deals,
women upfront,
cash up front.
-What did we say, 60 mil?
-Come here, princess.
60 million.
We can milk that to 75.
75 mil.
Excuse me one second.
Baby, please,
I need a couple of lines
of blow.
Thank you.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
That feels really good.
I like you playing
with my hair.
As a matter of fact, I want
a hot bitch in the jacuzzi
blowing bubbles for me
-so I get natural bubbles.
-And where you see
all of this going?
Huh? Tell me.
Oh, mummy!
Okay, listen, Prince
Maha-la-grand-high-exaltic-
mystic ruler...
[EXHALES]
I know I said
"bitch" and "fuck"
way too much.
One thousand pardons.
"Never hold discussions
with the monkey
"when the organ grinder's
in the room."
Winston Churchill,
circa 1919.
He was talking about
show business, yeah?
Mmm.
And so I'm sitting here
and I'm asking myself,
what did I just hear?
What did you
just pitch me?
Is it a movie?
The pain? Love?
Or was it something else?
Something more?
Mmm.
Was it good?
No. Did I like it?
And I will tell you.
Absolutely not.
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
But, you know,
maybe it's something more
than like or dislike.
Enjoy or not enjoy.
Maybe it's something
I don't know
how to react to.
'Cause maybe,
just maybe
never heard it before.
You know,
maybe it's something
called truth.
How would you two
like to make a movie?
[HIP HOP INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC
PLAYING]
[CHUCKLES]
I really appreciate you
letting me hit this thing.
I appreciate
being here, man.
Thank you.
Are you kidding me, Bone?
I'm one of your favorite fans.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
You ready?
-Yeah, I'm ready.
-You ready?
Yeah, yeah. I'm ready.
Freeze! Who are you?
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
-You kidding me.
-That's not it?
That was horrible.
-You fucking suck. Look...
-What?
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-Lemme try it again.
-From here.
I'm the Nighttime Vulture.
[EXHALING] Ah!
REX:
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
-No.
You fucking suck.
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
Yo, have a piece of me. Okay?
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[EXHALES DRAMATICALLY]
[BOTH EXHALE FORCEFULLY]
-[EXHALES]
-[EXHALES FORCEFULLY]
[BOTH CONTINUE]