.45 (2006) - full transcript

Big Al has a huge cock.

I'm serious.

I'm not fucking with you.

The thing, thing is humongous,
okay?

It's like,

looks like it's got little
arms and legs and shit.

Looks alive.

Like I could put it over
my shoulder and burp it,

you know what I'm saying?

It's like a plumbing
tool or something.

The first time I saw it,



I was like, "Put
that thing away."

"You ain't coming near
me with that monster."

But Big Al, you know,

He just kept coming at me.

You know he, he looks at
me and he says,

"Hey, you think you can
handle that, huh?"

"You think you can, huh?"

I mean...

It was like,

I mean look, I'm competitive,
right?

I was in a competitive
gymnastics in high school.

So, you know, I took
another look at it,

and I was like, "Well, I
could have a hell"

"of a time trying."



You know?

I mean, we had great sex.

You know, I'm talking about
'tie me up to the bedpost

with your dirty sweatsocks'
sex, you know what I'm saying?

You know, Big Al's king
of the neighborhood.

Look, you can say what you
want about him,

Big Al is a great fuck.

♪ I'm a big man with a
gritty soul ♪

♪ With big hands full
of gritty gold ♪

♪ Behind this big smile
and my gritty teeth ♪

♪ Is a gritty taste
for the gritty street ♪

♪ I like gritty games
and gritty guns ♪

♪ I'm a big drinkin'
devil's son ♪

♪ Like big girls on a
gritty night ♪

♪ I gritty love his
gritty life ♪

♪ I'm a gritty man

♪ Blood was running so wild

♪ I'm her king or I'm a fool

Yeah.

Al, what's up?

Let it slide.

Hey listen, I got some

new toasters and some track
suits back at the house.

Just come by later, okay?

Sign me up.

Where the fuck is Reilly?

Haven't seen him.

Whoa, careful there, baby.

♪ Hey

♪ Well all right

Hey, baby.

Hey, Sarge.

Where is he?

He's over there.

That mope?

I thought I told you no mopes.

Come on, you said you
wanted customers.

I got you customers, all right?

Don't worry about it,
he's clean.

Sanisa checked him out.

Go make us some money.

♪ If you want me to be
your someone ♪

♪ Then I got to be

Wait here, okay?

How you doing?

It's all right.

Hey, where you from?

Long Island.

Really?

What can I do for you?

I want a gun.

What are you, a fucking asshole?

You wanna say that a
little fucking louder?

You wanna broadcast it
around the island

with the fucking news?

- Sorry.
- Huh?

Okay?

Where on the Island?

Ice Peak.

Islanders or Rangers?

What?

The Islanders or the
fucking Rangers.

What are you, a fucking moron?

Rangers.

Rangers?

Yeah.

Is this a fucking interview??

I just want my .45.

Stop!

Fuck you!

We got you
fuckin' now, you mother fuck!

Fuck you!

What the fuck?

He's clean.

He got no guns.

You came in too early.

Too fucking early?

That's right.

You fucking knew
what you were supposed to do.

I did what I was supposed to do.

Whew!

Yeah!

Hey, you got this?

Huh?

Now get your fuckin'
hands off my fuckin' dick

and get out of here

before I fuckin file a
harassment suit,

you fucking fag bisexual
fucking village people, huh?

Get the fuck outta here.

Get outta my bar.

Motherfucker!

I'll fucking get you!

We'll fucking get you!

Kiss my ass, you fucking prick!

Get the fuck outta my bar!

See ya.

You're hot, Baby.

Yeah?

Sexy.

Yeah.

Big Al.

He was always trouble.

Ever since he was born.

Motherfucker!

Fucking how?

What did I do?

I thought you said you and
Sanisa had him checked out!

We did have him checked out.

What, together, you in
on the set up or something?

We C-sectioned, you know.

48 hours of labor.

Fucking kid!

He was never no good!

I shoulda never had him.

You can't fuckin' run an
organization like this, okay?

It's sloppy.

It's for amateurs.

You gotta, you gotta
plan these things right.

What organization are
you talking about, Al?

He never comes home
for the holidays.

I mean, it's Thanksgiving,
you know,

But you're not gonna
find him here.

No.

No sense of family.

No sense of loyalty.

I, I don't know what,

I don't know what went
wrong with him.

I...

I didn't smoke during
my pregnancy.

I didn't drink, you know.

Not a drop.

Beer and wine, but that's okay.

I'm sick and tired of it, God!

Hey!

What are you doing?

I'm fucking taking a piss.

Get the fuck off!

You fuck off.

You promised me you'd get
me out of this neighborhood!

All right?

Seaside Heights, or Rockway,

or Ocean City or something.

Look at you pissing on

- the fucking wall!
- Fuck off!

I want to see the real world.

- The real world.
- I'm tired of this shit!

What fucking real world?

You got the whole
fucking world right here!

Jesus fucking cunt!

Ugh!

Okay, you assholes!

Get in here, dinner's ready!

Excuse me, but I just
hate Thanksgivin'.

No, I didn't raise a murderer.

No, the streets did.

Stop it!

Stop!

My fucking TV!

Hey!

Motherfucker, come here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

No, Antonio!

Our TV!

Al, our new TV!

Motherfucker!

You knocked the guy out.

I don't care about him.

Look what he did to
the fucking TV!

Did you have to do that, sir?

- I'm sorry.
- Fuck!

Call the cops, come on!

You Americans are so violent.

I was just trying to rob you.

I don't fucking believe you!

537 West 39th Street.

We have an emergency,
there's a thief in the house.

Will ya get off the
fucking carpet!

It's a Persian original.

It's expensive!

I'm sorry.

I made a mistake.

I will not come back again.

Sorry.

Get off my fucking carpet!

I'm sorry, please don't kill me.

I'm sorry, please.

Please, I'm so sorry.

No wonder you couldn't fit
through the fucking window.

Look at the size of your ass!

I'm sorry.

Look at that thing, it looks
like a fucking parking lot.

You need to start jogging,
you fucking piece of shit!

Please!

I hope you got
you're green card.

Please let me go.

Punjabi or what the
fuck ever you are.

I'm so sorry!

You make me sick,
you understand?

You make me fucking sick!

I am sorry I broke your TV.

You fucks, you come over here,

and take our jobs and then
you're fucking parasites.

You disgust me.

What the fuck is going
on with this country?

What the fuck is happening
to this fucking country!?

You know what's wrong
with this fucking country?

No, we are being robbed.

I'm sorry, please
just let me go!

I have a family and the bus.

A bus?

You got a fucking
bus downstairs?

I'll take the fucking bus.

You want the fucking TV,
I'll take your fucking bus!

Okay?

Number six, number nine.

Don't fucking be clever with me.

I was lying.

That's fucking mine.

It's my shit.

Fucking don't touch it!

I don't really have a bus,

but please, let me go!

What the?

Al, I'll take two of
the toasters

and the blue navy suit.

42 regular cause my
nephew's coming into town.

And three cartons of menthol.

All right.

Al.

Yeah.

It's not my fault.

I came to the wrong address.

What happened here?

I caught the fuck
trying to rob me, Marge.

You?

Ooh.

Lady, please.

He's crazy and he's
going to kill me

and his girlfriend is...
Bitches!

What are you doing?

Stop it!

I'm in pain!

Marge, you like these
for the nephew?

Yeah, those are nice.

Yeah?

These are on the house, okay?

Oh, yeah, nice.

Yeah, so, uh,

cash or credit card?

Cash.

Unless you have some of
those nice hot cards.

I might.

I might, but you got
something for me too.

Ooh.

Fuck all of you!

Big Al, you know, his
troubles started

when my husband and I broke up.

He was Scottish and a big
fucking boozer!

And he took Al to Scotland,
you know?

And when he came back,
he was tougher, meaner.

And he never lost that
accent either.

Take it to the right.

No, that's left.

What the fuck's going on?

He's, uh, he's in the toilet.

Arrest him.

Who is?

The thief!

Hey, What the fuck
are you doing?

Hey!

What the fuck?

What is this, a fucking joke?

Are you a joke?

Should I call the cops again?

It's no fucking joke, okay?

I found you a real
fucking criminal.

I'm sick and tired of doing
your fucking job, okay?

Hey!

He's in the fucking toilet.

Open the door!

Oh, police!

Thank god you're here!

Please, help me!

This guy, he's got drugs
all over the house!

Fuckin' joker.

Hey, joker!

You piece of shit.

They don't have a warrant!

Why don't you read
the Constitution

of the United States of America.

And you guys, hey.

Come on, get this fucking
guy outta my fuckin' house

before I tell your supervisor
you're harassing me.

Man, fuck Big Al!

Big Al, everybody's I ain't
scared of Big Al, man, fuck.

Bring his ass over here,

I ain't scared of that
motherfucker.

I'll fuck his ass up
right here, right now, man

Man, fuck his ass.

I never liked him.

And you know what?

He never liked my Puerto
Rican ass anyway.

You know what, let's
keep it that way!

Did I do this to him?

Hell no, man.

That nigga's small time, yo,
I'm big time!

Fuck that motherfucker!

Motherfucker!

All right, what about me, huh?

What about my needs?

What?

Yeah, my needs.

Eat me.

I eat you good.

Oh, you call that eating?

Yeah, you know what I call that?

I call that tasting.

I call that fucking munching,
all right?

I been eaten by mosquitoes
better than that.

I've been bitten by
bedbugs with more bite.

All right, how come
you're selling a gun

behind my back, hmm?

What are you talking about?

Oh yeah, okay.

So you don't think that I know

about that fucking
tattooed fuck?

Clancy told me.

How come you're doing
fucking deals behind my back?

What?

He needed a fucking gun.

What was I supposed to do?

Blow the deal or something?

I got you your money.

How much?

Same as always.

Ooh.

There's four $100 bills in
your underwear drawer, okay?

Next to the downs.

You're not trying
to sell me out here?

All right, just take
a look, for God's sakes.

You're not fucking that
Clancy motherfucker, you know.

You don't think I see the way

- you look at him?
- I sold one

fucking gun, all right?

Stop talking shit.

First of all, I hear
on the fucking street

you're selling guns
behind my back

So then I come home, and
you don't fucking tell me

and then I want you to
suck my cock...

- Shut the fuck up!
- And you won't

- even fucking do.
- Shut the fuck up!

Ow.

Who fucking told you?

Hellen.

Don't fuck with me.

Motherfucker.

Goddamn men, you know.

Big Al thinks the worst thing

you can do is sleep
with another guy, right?

Let another guy fuck you.

Oh yeah?

But it's okay for him to
fuck other girls, right?

He did it all the time.

It's a double standard, right?

But only on his side.

Yeah, well that don't
fly with me, you know?

I, you know what?

I just don't get it.

I don't get why, why guys
think they're the ones

that are getting over.

You know, why they think
they're the ones

doing the fuckin', all right?

'Cause, you know, when I
sleep with a guy,

I make sure he knows
who's fucking who.

And I stick my finger up
his ass just so he knows it.

You didn't sell Clancy the .45

with the two tone stainless,
did you?

Huh? What?

The .45.

No, I'm not an idiot.

I know that's your gun.

Yeah.

It's the only one I have that's
legally registered, okay?

Come on, put your fingers.

I'm getting horny.

I know.

Baby,

don't fuckin' touch the .45,
okay?

Okay.

You wanna know about Al?

Al is really good at
getting things.

Cars, jewelry, clothes.

Women.

But he doesn't know how
to take care of them.

I was his property.

And call me crazy,

I just wanted something a
little bit more than that, okay?

So we broke up, and now
no one will date me,

all the guys are scared.

I gotta date guys from
Jersey, it's horrible.

What?

God, it's Vic.

Aw fuck, it's the dyke
from the brook.

Yeah.

Oh, shut up, she's my friend.

Be nice, one second!

Can't fucking stand her.

She always ruins everything.

Shut up!

She's bisexual, okay?

So what?

She's still a fucking dyke.

You have to remind me about
your fling with her, huh?

It was one drunken night.

Don't be such a fucking woman.

Fuck.

One sec, sweetie.

Hi.

Hello, lover.

How are you, beautiful.

I am great.

Please, no lesbo action
in front of me, okay?

Unless it's a threesome,
come on.

Don't mind him.

That's all right, I'm
used to his slime.

Charm, charm, Al.

Hey, how you doing?

You look so great.

Oh my god, your hair
looks amazing?

You like that?

Don't you think her
hair looks great?

Looks like she did it
with a wrench of something.

- Just shut up.
- Nice to see you too, buddy.

Sit down.

You want something to drink?

Sure.

Hey.

She lives with me now, lesbo,
okay?

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, it would seem so,

seeing as I knocked on your
front door and she answered it

and everything, Al.

You confused yet?

What?

Drunk yet?

Come on babe, you can do it.

It's that obvious, is it?

You fucking drunk.

Come here, baby.

Fuck!

Son of a whore!

Al, stop it!

Jesus Christ!

You sir are a moron.

You are the walking
talking reason

that we should all be lesbians.

Yeah, I think I just became one.

So, your hair looks amazing.

Thank you.

It really looks good.

Plus you know I've bee, uh,

I been hitting the gym a lot.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

I've already added like
two inches to my arms,

an inch to my chest.

Nice.

Trying to get those big
shoulders so I can beat up Al.

I wanted Al dead from
the moment I met him.

It was his maleness
that I detested.

His essence.

It wasn't his fault.

He couldn't get away from it,
you know.

It was him.

He was the product of
his horrible childhood.

But...

Yeah, see what you're missing?

See you later, huh?

No tongue fucking action
while I'm away, girls.

I just came in her
five minutes ago.

Thanks for the head's up.

Get outta here.

Is it good?

So who's it for?

Jose Vargas.

What?

The one thing we gotta stick to

is I didn't sell it to Jose,
okay?

Al would kill me if he knew
I sold to a Puerto Rican.

As long as he doesn't think

I sold to a Puerto Rican,
we're fine, we're fine.

He's just the muscle.

I'm the broad with all
the plans, right?

I'm the businesswoman,
I got the big plans.

You got big plans?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I hope I'm in them.

Hmm.

You know you are.

Kat, if he hurts you
again, I'll fucking kill him.

That's a promise.

Hmm?

My daughter Kat.

Yeah, she was always
attracted to danger.

Yeah, even as a little girl.

She was always doing something

that she wasn't supposed to do,
I mean, you tell her not to do

something,
she would do it anyways.

"Don't drink", she'd drink.

"Don't do drugs", she did drugs.

"Watch out for boys,".

Forget about it.

I mean she was just
always defiant.

She just always wanted too much,
you know.

She could never just be normal.

She always had to be special.

And look where it got her.

Yeah, well, I am not surprised.

She was always beautiful
and most proud of her hair,

and she got that from me.

Reilly, Reilly, Reilly, Reilly,

you get more ass than
a fucking toilet seat.

I'm talking about
some quality ass.

Yeah, quality, shit.

Yeah, Dona Valetti
sleeping on your bed.

But you got Kat.

Yeah, well.

You can't have everything,
right?

What do you think of me
going back with Dell again?

Aw fuck, Reilly,

will you please fucking get
over her, she's a fucking ho.

Fucking been fucked in the
ass so many fucking times

her ass looks like a
science experiment.

What can I tell you?

She turns me on.

Everything turns you on.

You're the horniest guy I know,
Reilly.

You would do anything for
a piece of fucking pussy.

I've decided to turn
over a new leaf.

What?

I'm going back to church,
becoming Catholic again,

renouncing it all.

Reilly.

I'm so fucking sick and
tired of hearing this song

and dance, I've heard it
all before, all right?

That's it for me, man.

I want a normal life.

Have a normal life, get
a normal job.

What are we doing here?

What are we doing?

Don't fucking worry about it.

Nothing illegal, all right?

I told you, I started
this morning,

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Leaf.

Reilly, you need to turn
over a new fucking tree.

You know, there's always a place
for you in my organization.

Why don't you come and be my
right hand man again, huh?

You not hearing me, man?

What the fuck are you
talking about?

I was never your right hand man.

I was my own man with my
own operations.

I did my own fucking jobs.

Jesus Christ, I never
worked for you, Al!

You fucking need me, Reilly.

Ya need me.

Bullshit, Al.

The only fucking thing
I need from you

is a woman like Kat.

That's what I need.

What the fuck is it
with this Kat obsession?

It's not obsession.

It's just she's a great girl,
that's all.

Hey, pull it over here.

What's going on, Al?

I'm gonna steal that car.

That's the fucking
car we took last week.

Yeah, that's right.

But now I gotta fucking
take it back.

The guy we stole it from
wants it back.

He's got a big fucking reward.

I thought I'd be a nice guy

and I'd take it back to him,
okay?

What about the guy
we sold it to?

Fuck him.

He's a fucking nother
normal guy at work,

just like you wanna be,
a normal guy.

You know what happens?

Normal guys get fucked,
Big Al doesn't.

You're about to make a
month's salary in 10 seconds.

Are ya in or are ya out, Mr.
Normal?

It's the last time, Al.

This is it.

Last motherfucking time.

Al shoulda got outta
this neighborhood.

Kat wanted that.

And as things turned out

Al should have listened to her.

Did I wanna kill Al?

Yeah, many times.

Did he have something I
woulda killed for?

Yeah.

Hello, ladies.

You got the money?

It's right here.

Let's have it!

Why don't you get it from me.

Asshole.

Chill, chill, I'm just joking.

Just joking, come here,
baby, I'm just joking.

You know I wouldn't play
you like that, right?

Yeah, all right.

You know I like doing business
with you, know that, right?

Oh yeah?

Well same as always, Duvic,
all right?

Now get your paws offs me.

I'd like to do a lot
more with you, baby.

Who wouldn't?

You need a man like me, baby,
you know?

I could show you a
couple things,

you know what I'm saying?

- Oh yeah?
My boyfriend, Big Al, he

wouldn't
like that very much, okay?

I'll get rid of your
boyfriend, Big Al.

Not interested, Sanchez.

Keep walking, thanks.

Could you?

Could you get rid of him?

Nothin', like nothin'.

Why you with him anyway?

He's small time.

A beautiful lady like yourself.

You need to be with a man
who's going places in life.

You see me right here?

I'm going places.

- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.

Like Ryker's.

That's where you're going.

See you later, Chico.

I'll never want to fuck
you or your attitude.

Shit, you can fuck my attitude,

but I'm a hell of a lot
more fun, baby.

See ya around.

Mita, mm.

I can never, never
thank you enough, detective.

Reid.

It's amazing, there isn't
even a scratch on it.

Thank you so much.

Sure.

And if there's anything I
can do for you.

Nah, I'll have the
station contact you

in the morning, okay?

- Okay.
- Thank you.

Anything.

Thanks.

Thank you so much.

To me, sex with men
is like snow.

You never know how many
inches you're gonna get

or how long it's gonna last.

You know, and the differences
between men and women

are just too great for me
to even begin to comprehend.

You know, like,

like, okay, a woman,

all she wants to hear from a
man are three words, right?

"I love you."

A man, all he wants to
hear are three words too,

but they're different.

"It's so big!"

Right?

Wha?

Assholes!

To me, Big Al is the perfect
reason to legalize abortion.

You talk about sex more
than any girl I know.

You're like the
horniest girl I know.

It's being around you
that makes me horny.

Oh, fuck off.

When are you gonna dump Al?

Serious?

Come on, Vic.

Oh, look.

We're having fun, right?

I mean come on, it's bad timing.

I'll wait for you.

I mean what do you two
have in common, anyway?

Guns.

We both love guns.

And we're both in love with him.

That's what we have in common.

You're in love with him?

Yeah, Vic, I am.

I'm sorry, but...

No, hey, know what?

Possession is not love.

Alcoholics can't have
lovers, they hold hostages.

And he is no good for you.

I am.

I'll even treat you like
shit if you want me to.

Thank you, let's go.

- Huh.
- You're late, you fuck.

So somebody's gotta make a
fucking living around here.

Shit.

Look at Reilly.

Dumb.

Dumb and confused.

No, dumb like takes two hours

to watch 60 minutes kinda dumb.

I think I'm gonna head
home with Vic tonight.

Good luck.

She's a fucking beast.

You know she prefers pussy,
right?

It's a challenge.

Yeah, well I wouldn't fuck her.

She can't be that bad
if Kat puts up with her.

What's that supposed to mean?

Hi, girls.

- Hey.
- Hi.

What are you laughing about?

Hey, I wanna talk to
you in the back.

Reilly, how are you?

Good.

- Hey.
- Oh, I see.

Hey.

- Hey!
- What?

Fuck's sake.

Do you see what I
gotta deal with?

Come on.

Wait, I'm comin'.

My drink.

Hey Vic, could I buy you a beer?

I don't drink.

I'm Irish, been Irish
my whole life.

Really?

What a coincidence.

Look, Reilly, I'm not, uh...

I wasn't born in
Ireland, but my family was.

They got the greatest brogue,
my parents.

You gotta hear 'em some time.

And my mom, she makes the
best Irish oatmeal in town

Really, she make those
cute little sweaters too?

Yeah, she does, actually.

Oh my god.

She does.

She must have a set of
those sweaters that go back

to the early 1800s, I think.

She knows all those Irish
songs, Danny Boy and shit.

And my father,

he knew the guy who
invented Irish Spring soap.

How about that, yeah?

Everyone in this whole fucking
neighborhood was Irish.

All right, I get it,
you're Irish.

Just relax, eat a
fucking potato.

What?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just, I'm, uh, not
feeling like myself tonight.

I'm a little agitated.

No worries, right?

What nationality are you?

I'm Jewish.

Oh yeah, Jewish?

Where's that from?

The Bible.

That must go really
far back and stuff, huh?

Yeah, it does.

Where do most Jews come from?

Long Island.

Now would you leave?

♪ I'm not afraid

I heard you slept
with some women.

So, what about it?

Nothing.

So have I.

Really?

Good for you, Reilly.

Your mom must be really
proud of you.

Now would you do me a favor
please and just fuck off?

Wait, am I bothering
you or something?

No, I'm always this hostile
when I don't like someone.

I really like horror films.

I tell you that?

Yeah, I like 'em a lot.

I might go see one on Friday
night, you wanna come with me?

Jesus, Reilly!

You are a fucking horror film.

Buddy, take the hint, all right?

Move on to your next victim.

I'm not interested, all right?

Why not?

Because all you wanna
do is dip the stick.

That's not true.

That's not true?

Nah.

Jesus.

You're so tough, you know that?

All right.

Gimme one good reason why
you won't let me poke you.

- One good reason?
- Mm.

Well don't take this
personally, but I don't

- like you.
- That's not a reason.

That's an excuse.

Reilly.

That's what that is.

Look, you don't want me anyway.

You want Kat.

But you can't get her.

Yeah, there's only one
problem there.

What?

Al.

Why don't you knock Al off?

Do us all a favor,
get rid of him.

Maybe then she could be yours.

Al's my friend.

I don't do friends.

I don't do things like that.

It's a mere detail.

Come on, Reilly, be bold.

Try something new.

Do a friend.

I mean he doesn't like you,
anyway.

He talks shit about you
behind your back all the time.

Oh yeah?

Like what?

Tell me.

You're not afraid of him,
are you?

Hell no.

So get rid of him then.

He thinks you're a punk.

Fuck, I'm not doing
things like that anymore.

I'm making some changes
and I'm really following

my religion now and stuff.

Following your religion?

How sweet.

I think it's a little
late for that, don't you?

All of this very
stimulating conversation

is making me have to go to
the bathroom and throw up.

Wait.

Come on, can I have you, huh?

Come on.

I want you.

All right.

All right, Reilly.

There is one way that
I will sleep with you.

Get rid of Al.

You're pretty demanding, huh?

You should see me in bed.

You're a good guy, Reilly.

Thanks.

You should think about it.

I will.

I'm worth the trouble.

Yeah.

I bet you are.

He's now a fucking
good Catholic boy.

What's going on?

- Nothing.
- Okay.

Fucking don't play the Romans,

turn the other fucking cheek,

you know, like, fuck you.

Hey, hi, Reilly, how's it going?

Yeah.

You're beautiful, you know?

Are you fucking drunk?

I wanna kiss you right now.

You're fucking drunk.

I've always wanted you
to be my girl.

Hey Reilly!

Come on, you're up.

I'll be over there in a minute!

I'm coming!

Papa's calling you, Reilly.

You come with me
and I'll get you

outta this fucking neighborhood.

You know he won't.

And one for Kat.

Yeah.

Quite a catch, eh, that Reilly.

He's pretty hot.

Pretty sexy.

Sexy?

I thought you were in love.

Just because I ordered
dinner doesn't mean

I can't see what's on the menu,
huh?

Well, I don't know if
your waiter told you,

but I'm one of the
specials this evening.

Shit!

Look who just walked in.

Fuck!

Assholes.

I told them never to come here.

What's up, my mamita?

Got a light for my cigarette?

You fucking crazy
coming round here?

What the fuck are
you doing here?

Light.

Why you so nervous?

Just take the fucking light.

Al.

Enough.

Jesus Christ.

See you around.

Get off my shit, yo.

That spic is disrespecting you.

Put him in his place.

You wanna mess with
a fucking white girl?

You wanna mess with a
fucking white girl?

What?

Please just sit down
for a minute.

What did I do?

Don't play stupid, you
fucking whore.

No.

I don't know what I did.

You know what you did.

I don't.

I saw you talking to that
fucking Puerto Rican guy.

Ah, so that's what this is
about, the Puerto Rican guy.

No.

He came to me and asked me
for a cigarette, all right?

I told him to fuck off.

You touched his arm.

No, I didn't touch his arm.

What are you talking about?

Don't fucking lie to me.

Look, I didn't mean
to touch his arm, okay?

Baby.

Baby.

You're drunk.

Come here.

Come here, you big monkey.

Fuck you.

Drunk monkey.

Fuck you.

You were talking to him, and...

Shut up.

Fucking, I know you lit
his cigarette and you fuckin'

touched his arm.

Al, what's that supposed to...

Then he tried to get a
piece of fucking tit, right?

Huh?

Huh, baby?

Then I saw him looking
at your big...

Listen, will you
stop it already?

Beautiful legs.

You look like a whore
tonight in that dress.

You like looking like a whore,
huh?

You bought me this dress.

You like dressing like a whore.

You said I looked country in it.

"Faith Hill", you said.

You wanna suck my cock, right?

- Huh?
- Yeah.

Yeah?

You wanna suck his cock too,
right?

All right.

Shut the fuck up.

No, you shut the fuck up.

You wanna fucking suck
some Puerto Rican cock.

Fucking answer me.

Get off me!

You fucking white trash,
you hanging out with Vic lesbo

all night, the three of
you, you sick fucking ho.

I saw the way you were
fucking looking at each other!

You fucking disgust me!

You fucking answer me one
fucking question, okay?

What did he say to you?

Nothing, he asked for a light!

Fuck you, fucking liar!

Sorry, sorry baby, sorry, sorry.

Okay, come here honey.

Come here.

It's okay, it's okay.

I just gotta tell you one thing,
okay?

You embarrassed me in front
of my fucking friends, baby.

You fucking, how the
fuck am I supposed

to keep their respect?

Al, please.

"There goes your woman
talking to a Puerto Rican spic,"

that's what fucking Reilly said!

"She wants some
fucking spic cock!"

Is that what you want,
you fucking cunt, hmm?

You expect me to eat some
dirty spic-fucked pussy?

You want me to fuck a
spic-fucked cunt?

You fucking bitch!

You fucking slut!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!

Motherfucker!

I told you motherfucker, I
have fucking had it with...

Fuck you, sit down,
you motherfucker.

Stop!

You spic-cocksucking
whore, sit down!

- Please.
- Don't fucking move!

No!

Please, please, please.

Stop, please!

Come here, I'll cut your face.

Fuck that face.

Stop it!

Don't move.

I'll make you so fucking ugly,

nobody'll fucking look
at you except for me.

Please, Al, please, Al

Help me.

Baby, baby.

Baby, baby, baby.

Baby, baby.

He touched your fucking hair,
baby.

He said he liked my hair.

- He said he liked my hair.
- See?

But you lied to me.

You lie, you see?

You're hiding shit from me.

- You understand?
- No, please.

Why didn't you tell
me that before?

I don't know.

I don't know

Come here, baby.

Come here.

Okay, okay.

I don't ever wanna see you...
Please!

- Listen to me, baby.
- Please, Al!

Baby, baby, baby, baby.

I don't ever wanna see you
dressed like this again.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Okay.

You look like a whore
in that dress.

Take it off.

- Please.
- Come on.

Come on, baby.

Here.

Take this fucking shit off,
all right?

Come on, let's go to
the other room.

Let's go to the fucking room.

Let's see what else you
got in there.

Please, Al.

Show your other fucking clothes.

Get out the fucking clothes
from the closet, baby.

Show 'em to me.

Give 'em to me.

These clothes?

Those are fucking
whore's clothes, baby!

Fucking whore's clothes!

Look at this, look at this shit.

Oh, Al, stop it, please.

It's fucking whore's clothes,
baby!

Al.

Please, Al, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I won't talk to anybody anymore,
please.

Oh fuck!

All right, come here.

Crawl to the fucking mirror.

Come on, take a look at
yourself in the mirror.

You see that?

You see that, baby?

You tell me.

Stop it, Al!

Tell me you're a whore.

Tell me you're a whore.

Tell me you're a whore!

Come on.

Tell me.

Tell me you fucking love me,
baby.

Tell me you fucking love me.

I love you.

Tell me you really
wanna suck my cock, baby.

I want to suck your cock!

Oh, baby.

Baby.

I'm gonna cut your fucking hair.

No!

Fuck you!

No!

Get off me!

It's the only way
you're gonna learn.

It's the only way you're
gonna fucking learn, baby.

It's the only way you're
gonna fucking learn, baby.

Come here!

I wanna spend the rest
of my life with you,

you fucking cunt!

Help!

Help!

I'm gonna get you a new
mirror baby, tomorrow.

I'll get you a new
mirror tomorrow.

There's no excuse to
go around treating people

the way that he did.

There are some people out
there who've had childhoods

far worse than Al's go
on to do great things.

Become model citizens, you know?

Like, there's a secretary
that I used to know.

She had a very terrible
childhood, like,

too bad to get into.

Like raped, incest, ate
with her hands, everything.

A nice smile on her face and
everything, delightful, funny.

Not like this animal, Al.

Death penalty.

Shoot him.

It should be quick and brutal.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay?

You got, you gotta go, Vic.

What?

You gotta go, 'cause if,

I don't want trouble, okay?

Please just, you gotta go.

Please.

I am not going anywhere,
all right?

You are coming home with me.

No.

What are you doing?

I can't, 'cause he'll
just come after me, Vic.

You know him, please.

I don't want any more trouble,
please.

I'm just scared.

It'll all calm down.

It'll be fine.

How the fuck can you
stay with him after this?

I love him.

I fucking love him.

That's fucked.

Love isn't supposed to hurt,
Kat.

But I love him, Vic.

Was this about the guns?

No, it wasn't about the guns.

He was just jealous.

- Kat?
- What the fuck?

It's Reilly.

Don't let him in, please.

Hey.

Oh, fuck, Jesus Christ,
you all right?

Al.

Holy fuck.

All right, let's sit down.

Let's just sit down.

It's Al.

It's Al.

Fucking lowlife motherfucker!

Hitting a woman.

Reilly.

How could he do
something like that?

Don't act so surprised.

This isn't the first time.

It's gonna be okay, baby.

It's gonna be all right.

What do you mean, okay?

You're the one who went
and cut off Jose.

You're fucking one of them.

No, I didn't.

I didn't, I didn't do anything,
okay?

I don't work for Al, Kat.

I don't.

Clancy did that with some
other guys, I promise you.

Reilly, Reilly, Reilly.

Don't worry, everything's
gonna be all right

I'll do anything you want, okay?

It's your call.

You're full of shit, Reilly.

You guys are all full of shit.

All right, I'm gonna
get your stuff.

And we're gonna get
you outta here,

'cause you can't stay
here anymore, okay?

- I'll take you...
- You come home with me, okay?

That'll be better.

I don't wanna go with anybody,
shit!

Stay here, and I'll
wait with you,

and I'll beat the fucking
shit out of him

when he comes home, right
in front of you.

Stay right there,
stay right there.

Honey, it's okay.

Baby, I'm sorry.

You shouldn't have done this,
Al!

Get the fuck outta my
fucking house!

Fuck you!

Don't fucking touch her!

No, you don't touch her!

You don't deserve her,
you motherfucker!

Stop it, Reilly!

Reilly, watch out!

Stop it!

Stop, Reilly get off him!

Reilly, watch out!

Reilly, get off of him!

He has a fucking gun!

Somebody call the police!

You're hurting him, Reilly!

You're hurting him, Reilly,
stop it!

Al!

Al, are you okay?

You're hurting him, Reilly!

Get off!

They were noisy.

Very noisy.

That's all I have to say.

I don't wanna get
into any trouble.

What went on behind
those closed doors

is none of my business.

Get them to let me see Al, okay?

I'm here to help you, not Al.

You think I believe that, huh?

You think I'm fucking stupid?

You don't think I know
that you want me

to help the cops put
Al away for a long time

and I'm not gonna fucking
have anything to do with it.

You got that?

Look, I, I don't know
what Al's done in the past,

and honestly I don't care.

I'm here because I was assigned
to your case, to help you.

This is my job, all right?

I talk to battered women.

Battered women?

What the fuck does that
mean, battered women?

What is that?

What, a fucking shake
and bake or something?

Fucking battered
fucking chicken.

What the fuck are you
talking about?

Come on, Kat.

Look at you.

He clearly hurt you.

What?

He threw me a beating, so what?

I mean, I get a beating
once, once in a blue moon.

This wasn't just a beating.

You gonna wait til
the next time,

until he actually kills you?

He didn't mean it, okay?

Listen to me.

You can protect yourself,
all right?

Talk to me.

Nothing you say is gonna
leave this room.

Yeah, right.

The fucking walls have ears.

I am not asking you to
rat out your boyfriend.

All right?

All I'm asking you is how
a man who loves a woman

would do this to her?

And why a woman like
you would stay?

You don't have to say
anything if you don't want to.

We can, uh, we can just
sit here for awhile.

He cut my hair.

Oh Jesus Christ, look,

it was a fucking accident,
all right?

I didn't try to kill her.

It would've been murder
if the bullet had hit her.

Yeah, but it didn't.

It grazed her, okay?

It was an accident.

I wouldn't kill Kat!

She gives the best
fucking head in New York.

I can see you think
quite highly of her.

Okay, look.

If somebody was trying to
come after your man, right?

You wouldn't wanna hurt her?

No one is worth killing for.

I guess you haven't had
a taste of Kat.

So, um, you married?

Divorced.

Lonely, huh?

Not at all.

My work keeps me very busy.

Oh.

You wanna fuck me, don't you?

This may be hard for
you to believe,

but I can resist your charms.

Okay.

You would be the first.

What about your girlfriend
who's about to put you away?

What would she say if you
heard you talking like this?

Please don't be so dramatic,
okay?

I'm not going anywhere
except for home.

Home sweet home, betcha.

Kat's not pressing charges.

She can't live without me,
you see?

She fucking loves me.

So what do you think of me, huh?

I think you're homicidal
and psychopathic.

And that if left on the streets,

you'll probably kill someone.

Maybe yourself.

Don't you fucking say
that, I'll fucking kill you!

Clancy!

What the fuck is wrong with you,
moron?

You're a tough guy?

You're tougher than me?

You think you're cute,
Clancy, but I know you.

All I said in the
bar was she was talking

to the fucking Puerto Rican.

Fuck off, bitch!

I know you're an asshole,
all right?

Coward scumbag motherfucker
whose feet smell

and Kat caught a beating because
of what you fucking said!

Bullshit!

She deserves it.

You can't trust her.

You wanna watch what you say,
Clancy.

I'm telling you, mind
your fucking business

or you're gonna get hurt.

Are you threatening me?

Hey, Fuck you!

You don't have anything
to worry about from me!

You got Kat, you got Reilly,

you got the fucking spics!

You think Jose's gonna
drop you cutting him?

Do ya?

I'm telling you watch your back.

You got a big fucking mouth
and it's gonna get you killed!

You're not scaring me, you know.

I'm not?

Well then, you're just
fucking retarded!

See you in the morgue, genius.

Look, I don't plan to live
here all my life, all right?

I got dreams of getting out.

You know, Al and I have
big plans to maybe move

into the beach or something.

You know not, not this year,
but hopefully next year.

You like the beach?

Yeah, I like the beach.

I love the beach, okay?

I love it.

Al says he's gonna get us a
place there, he promises me.

Kat, you don't need Al
to get that far.

You'll be surprised at how much
you can do all on your own.

All right, we better stop here.

Why?

Because, okay?

I don't want trouble, all right?

I got neighbors, and they're
gonna talk and stuff, okay?

Give me a call, okay?

Come on.

You are trouble.

This is stupid.

Fucking shells!

What the fuck?

What the fuck was I
fucking thinking?

Fucking shells!

Somebody should have
killed Al a long time ago.

I wanted to a lot of
times, but I couldn't.

You know, I knew him a long
time and shit and it just

wouldn't have been a good
thing to do, you know?

It's a neighborhood thing.

We got rules.

Sure, we had fights.

Yeah.

We saw things
differently many a times.

Most times.

But it wouldn't have been cool.

Hey, trouble.

Hi.

It's on the house.

I, no, I can't accept
stolen goods.

You kidding me?

I didn't steal it.

Al stole it.

Just take it, all right?

I mean, come on, don't make
me feel like shit, please?

All right, all right.

You wanna come in?

Yeah.

- Thank you.
- Okay.

I'll make you some toast.

Okay.

Now, listen to me.

Al's gonna be a free
man in 24 hours,

so you have to make a decision.

Press charges or get
a court order.

I mean, how do you
know so much about Al?

Because I was married
to a man just like him.

Wow.

I wanna show you something.

Jesus Christ.

How long ago was that?

It was, uh, 6 years.

After I left him I went
back to school, you know, I

got my degree.

You're crazy.

My whole life changed
for the better.

It did, and leaving him was
the best thing I ever did.

I'm scared.

You can do that.

You can do that too.

You weren't scared, though?

You weren't scared he was
gonna come back

and come after you?

You know, I couldn't
afford to be scared anymore.

Hey, Sarge.

Hey, Reilly.

Hey.

You hear anything yet?

No, and you?

No.

Beer.

Yeah.

There you go.

♪ All that

♪ You said

♪ Were lies

I wanna kill him.

♪ I believed

I'll kill the motherfucker.

♪ Wasting my love on you

Reilly, that's probably
the smartest thing

you've ever said.

This is it.

I mean, it's not like
where I live.

We need to find you a
place to live.

I could stay at my
friend Vic's house, but uh,

I don't think that's a
very good idea.

Why not?

Because I'll start
off on her couch

and end up on her bed.

You know what I'm saying?

What?

Does that freak you out,
that I slept with a girl?

- No, no.
- Excuse me.

No, why?

No, no.

Live and let live, I always say.

Yeah, live and let live.

That's what I always say too,
you know.

Live and let live.

You are so uptight.

No.

You gotta loosen up.

Come on.

Anyway, besides.

It's not far enough.

It's down the block, I mean,

I'm probably gonna, you know,

end up finding a hotel downtown
or something, you know.

You could stay with me.

I couldn't ask you to do that.

No, ah, no, it's no trouble,
at all.

I have the room.

I'll think about it, thanks.

Listen to me.

You are a woman and you have
power and you need to use it.

Lips, tits, hips.

All woman.

You know, you gotta
think about it that way.

Use your power as a woman
to change your life.

Have you slept with a woman?

No, no, uh.

Are you coming on to me?

Maybe.

Do you want me to?

I mean, come on.

That's what this is all about,
right?

Help.

No, no, that is not
why I'm here helping you.

And contrary to what you
might believe,

not everybody wants
something from you.

I'm here doing my job.

I'm not here to take
advantage of you.

I promise you that.

I promise.

Well, thank you.

But I don't believe a word
you're telling me, okay?

Nobody does something
for nothing.

When I was 9 years old,

he told me he wished I'd
never been born.

He said he'd never
fucking wanted kids.

But he was always so
fucking horny,

he just had this
incredible sex drive,

so he couldn't keep his
hands off my mother.

I told him, "That's no excuse."

"If you don't want kids,
don't fucking have 'em."

I mean, there's too
fucking many unwanted kids

out there, right?

Just turn the bitch over
and fuck her in the ass.

That's my solution for birth
control, overpopulation.

Turn the fucking bitch right
over and fuck her in the ass.

Hey, how you doing?

- Al.
- Come here.

I'm gonna yell for Vic
and Liz, they're downstairs.

They're gonna call the cops.

No you won't.

Al, you're not supposed
to be here, okay?

Don't make this harder
for me than it already is.

I don't want that fucking
bitch coming around here

investigating us, okay?

No!

I'm fucking warning you, okay?

I don't want her
coming around here.

I'm fucking warning you.

Ow, ow, ow, ow.

Okay.

Come here.

Well, she has never had
any luck with men, but,

I mean, she just doesn't
know how to keep a man.

Never has.

Like me, my fourth
husband and I,

we have been happily
married for two years.

It just works.

Gertie, will you shut
your fat mouth

and cook me something?

Just shut your fat yap,
you fat fuck!

We're gonna eat when I'm
goddamned good and ready, okay?

Look, I do not know
where she got her problem

with men from, okay?

Maybe it was from her father.

I mean, he is crazy.

Shit, Clancy
says he saw you talking

with the Puerto Rican
motherfucker again.

I didn't talk to him, all right?

Did you wanna suck his cock?

No, I didn't suck his
fucking cock!

Then why not fucking answer me

when I fucking ask
you a question?

Why'd it take you so
long to think about it?

You have to fucking
think about it?

No, I didn't have to
fucking think about it!

Jesus fucking Christ,

you're making me goddamn
fucking nervous, all right?

All right.

I feel like I'm on
fucking jeopardy!

Fuck!

Are you gonna leave at
the first sign

of a domestic disturbance?

Al.

Oh Al, oh Al.

No, no Al.

What?

Insanity is not a fucking
domestic disturbance, Al!

It's a disease.

It's a rot.

And you're nuts.

Okay.

Let me go, please, just
just let me go, please.

Okay, I promise I'm not
gonna hit you anymore, okay?

You said that the last time.

This time I mean it, all right?

No, no, I need some time, Al.

This time I mean it.

I need some time to
think about things, okay?

Don't leave me.

To see if I can forgive
you for fuck's sake!

All right, cut the fucking shit!

Cut the fucking shit!

You're not going anywhere, okay?

Don't touch me.

Don't touch me.

Don't you fucking tell
me what I can do to you.

I own you.

You don't have a fucking inch
of me that's yours, okay?

I fucking own you, okay?

- Al.
- Yeah?

I'm filing a court order of
protection against you, Al.

- It's within my rights.
- Yeah.

- I have...
- You got fucking dick!

You don't have any power!

I got the fucking power!

You're a fucking woman.

I'll cut your fucking face
up into a million pieces

if you put the
fucking court order.

You won't be able to get
within 50 feet of me, Al.

I won't have to.

I'll have somebody else do it.

I'll be sitting right here
watching the TV, okay?

When you're getting
your face all torn off,

I'll have three
fucking witnesses.

Police, my fucking friends.

And when you're getting
your face all cut up,

well, I'll be right here,

you won't have any
fucking proof, okay?

So, you'll be so fucking ugly

when you come
crawling back to me

I won't even fucking
want you anymore.

Hey Kat, what's going on?

- Sit down.
- Let's go.

Sit the fuck down.

Kat, are you okay?

What the fuck is he doing here?

Tell her to put the bag down,
Kat.

Tell her.

Vic.

She's staying with me.

Listen to me, Kat.

Remember what we talked about.

I can call the police right
now if you want me to.

Tell her you're staying.

Tell her you're staying.

- It'll be okay.
- Yeah.

Tell 'em to get the fuck
out of the house, go on.

Guys, just please can
you fucking please go

'cause I'm, we're gonna
work this out.

I don't want any fucking
trouble, okay, please?

- Kat.
- Okay?

You listen to me, Albert.

You hurt her, I'm not your
scared little girlfriend.

I'll fucking end you.

Yeah, I ain't fucking scared,
okay?

You should be.

Fucking nigger.

Get the fuck out of my house

so I can fuck my little
piece of pussy.

Call me any name you want to.

You hit her again, it's
gonna be you and me.

You understand me?

Kat?

Please, guys, just please go.

Please go.

It's gonna be okay.

It's a private
matter between us.

Fuck you!

Don't fucking make me get up.

I got married when I was 18,

to a guy who I thought
was Prince Charming.

But it was a frog, right?

- Right.
- Yeah.

He had me fooled for
awhile though, God.

I was crazy about the guy.

You were young.

Maybe you were just crazy.

Or drunk.

Probably both.

It was great, it was great
at the beginning, you know?

Great. But then, well, he
started

drinking and acting
just like Al.

I was six months pregnant.

With a girl.

Tess.

He had come home late one night.

I don't know, he was drunk
and we started fighting about

his drinking, or everything,
or nothing.

And he started hitting me,
and he just would not stop.

Somehow, I got away and I, I
ran into the hallway screaming

and neighbors called
the police again,

and I got to the top
of the stairs

and he caught up with me.

He hit me so hard

I fell down the stairs and,
uh...

I lost the baby.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

You know, I didn't even
go home for my clothes

or any of my stuff.

Wouldn't let him come
see me at the hospital.

I was so mad.

Men are dogs.

One day we're gonna wake up,
they are gonna start barking.

Right.

Anyway, I really would
like to help Kat,

so, um, if you think
of something.

Anything.

Yeah?

Let me know, all right?

I will.

You're fucking me.

You're fucking only me.

Can you hear me?

You fucking, fucking whore!

Fucking whore!

Why don't you say my
fucking name?

Al

Say it!

Ow!

Al!

Ow!

What are you suggesting?

Well, if Kat isn't
strong enough to leave Al,

maybe Al needs to leave Kat.

Yeah, he's, uh, he's
never gonna do that.

Maybe not voluntarily.

What are you saying?

You look like you
play by the rules

and my suggestion is a
little bit risky.

Well, without risk,
there's no reward.

You're filthy, I love it.

Come on, go ahead.

I'm talking a friend of
mine into knocking Al off

and he'll do it for a price.

Okay, um, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

This um, this conversation
never happened.

What?

He's not that expensive.

We can chip in.

Chip in?

This isn't a fucking dinner.

You're talking about a murder.

Are you insane?

That is the only way we
can get her away from him

so that she can be with me.

Ah.

You're in love with her?

I'd do anything for her.

I'm crazy about her.

Or maybe you're just crazy.

Do you realize you're
talking about a murder?

You said "no risk, no reward".

I read that in a fucking
book or something, okay?

I wasn't talking about
killing someone.

God!

You met me two hours ago

and you want me to be
an accomplice to murder.

Not anymore.

You, you people in
this neighborhood,

you think you're above
the law, but you're not.

This isn't the Wild West.

That's what you think.

Fuck you!

Let me see Al!

I don't think you understand
something, all right?

I'm not rolling over on him.

You got that?

You like that?

It's all right.

So I thought you were
gonna take care

of this little problem of ours.

What happened?

Backfire on you?

I thought you were
gonna take care of it.

I'll be right back.

I'm working on it.

I like you.

I like you, too.

For a guy.

You know, Big Al was the
leading cause of death

in the neighborhood for a while.

So you're saying a lot of
people would want him dead?

I'm saying this is a
very dangerous neighborhood

we live in.

One has to be careful.

That's exactly what I
was thinking.

Just don't let me hear
that you've been

talking to Reilly, okay?

Or Vic.

I was gonna say that I love you.

Okay.

Don't worry, I won't
talk to them.

All right, or there'll
be trouble, okay?

Okay.

Gimme a kiss.

Right.

We've got two hours.

We've got two hours.

Oh yeah?

Well, that's all I need.

God, I wish I'd have saved
all my first times for you.

Really?

I wish I was a virgin for you,
Reilly.

Fuck.

Hey.

What?

I'd do anything to get
away from him.

I'd do anything to
get rid of him.

Anything?

Yeah, you know that, right?

I promise you, you come with me,

I'll take care of you, baby,
forever.

You promise me?

I wish I'd have saved all
my first times for you, Vic.

God, I wish I was a
virgin for you, Vic.

Fuck!

Why?

I can't take it, Vic.

Every time he
fucking touches me,

all I can think about is you,
Vic.

I can't take it anymore.

I can't take it anymore, Vic.

Kat knew exactly what
she was doing.

And she was a smart one.

She liked the numbers.

You know, gambling, taking
the risks, playing the odds.

If she wanted something
for Christmas,

she would tell four
different people

to get her the exact same thing

'cause she figured one of them
would come through for her.

And she was right.

You're the best sex I ever had.

Will you get me I want?

She played everybody

like a fucking fiddle.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Aren't you glad that
everything's back to normal?

- Yeah.
- Getting back, huh?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You're always right, Al.

You're always right.

What's that?

Huh?

What?

I love you, okay?

I love you, too.

Listen, I want to take
you to the, uh,

I don't wanna come back
here after dinner,

I wanna go out to some
fancy place, you know?

Take you out.

No, what do you mean?

Wait, but you were
gonna stay here

and cook dinner and make...

No, no, no, no, no.

I wanna take you to a
fancy French restaurant,

you know the one with the
snails and shit.

Hey, Al.

Hey, Al

Where's my coat?

You know,

I got this new,

got this new prison fantasy
I've been working on.

Yeah.

And I really, uh, wanted
to try it out on you.

- Yeah.
- Would you like that?

Yeah, I guess so.

Not as much as I would.

Okay, I'd like that.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Where's my coat?

Well don't wear the, uh...

The Big Al coat, where is it?

Don't wear the Big Al
coat, I got you a new coat.

Where is your new coat?

I want the Big Al coat.

Why?

I got you, there it is, I
got you a beautiful new coat.

Come on, baby.

For me?

Okay.

Al's problem is he
never thought big.

He was strictly small time.

But he met his match
when he met Kat.

Oh, I'm tellin' ya.

That's a smart cookie.

Yeah.

Tough!

There was a period in her life

when every guy she went out with

changed his name to plaintiff
in the first three weeks.

Am I right?

I really wanna change
this time, Father.

I'm just so sick and tired
of being mean to my girl.

I just, I wanna be, I wanna
be a good man, you know?

But I'm telling you.

I just have this problem
keeping it in my pants

even when I'm in church praying

every time I see a pretty
girl walk up the aisle

I just wanna crawl up
underneath her skirt and...

And what do you do?

Well, I go back to praying,
you know?

It's good that you're trying.

How do you think I feel?

What are you sayin'?

I have a line of women
who stand in front of me,

and get on their knees,

and open their mouth, and
stick out their tongue

and look up at me and go "Ah".

What do you do?

I go back to praying.

That's fucked up.

How can you say this?

How can you think like this?

These poor girls are coming
to you for hope and you

want them to suck your cock.

You fucking disgust me.

I'm just a man, Al,
with a collar and a cock.

Oh, you're gonna burn in hell.

I'm no better than you,
no worse.

You.

You're weak.

I fucking hate weakness!

You!

You disappoint me, man!

Stay away from the kids, okay?

- That's him!
- Hands up, pal.

Right there!

- Get him!
- Get your fucking hands up!

Get him!

Get your fucking hands up!

Fuck you!

What the fuck are you doing, Al!

Fuck you, motherfucker!

Stay there, man!

What the fuck you
doing out here now?

You're under
arrest for the murder

of Clancy O'Hara.

That's right, you prick!

Don't you move!

You're not goin' nowhere.

Fuck you!

I didn't fucking do it!

It's a fuckin' mistake!

Hey!

Fuck off me!

Get the fuck off me!

Get in there!

Come on.

Go!

You're not fucking
going nowhere!

Fuck you!

Get in the fucking car!

Come on, watch your
fucking head.

Fuck you!

Al, he should've done
something with his life.

I mean, he was
always in trouble.

So I figured, "If you're
always gonna be in trouble",

"then you do something to
make your mom proud of ya!"

You rob a bank, you rob
a gas station, you know,

something to write home about.

You want people to respect ya?

Then you gotta do something
to make 'em respect ya.

Who cares if they
fucking like ya?

Now, if they fear ya,
then that's something.

Make the headlines, am I right?

I can't believe we
finally got rid of him.

No one can connect you to this,
right?

You're dangerous, huh?

You know I like that.

Never know what you're gonna do.

There's nothing sexier
than being afraid.

God.

If I knew I was gonna meet you,

I would've saved all
my first times for you.

You're the best sex I ever had.

Let me find a way to
pay you back.

Kat, oh no, she's a doll.

A real cunt.

And I mean that in the
nicest possible way.

You hear anything on the street?

No, nobody heard a thing.

I want you to talk to
Clancy's mother, okay?

Find out who was after him.

Reilly doesn't know anything,
hm?

Why don't you tell him
to get his ass in gear.

I need to get the fuck
out of here right now.

What are you so worried about?

They don't have any evidence.

Kat, they got my fingerprints
all over the fucking gun,

all right?

How?

I don't know.

My lawyer says the good
thing is that

I got proof that I wasn't
anywhere near Clancy's house

that night, right?

I got you.

But I just don't get it,

because the guy who
lives downstairs,

he says he sees me running
out the fucking building

at 10:45 right after he
hears the gunshot.

He said he knows it's me

because he sees the Big
Al jacket, right?

But I lost that fucking jacket,
what?

Weeks ago.

Anybody could be fucking
wearing that thing.

I don't fucking get it.

You follow me?

Was Clancy killed with
the gun I sold?

No, no.

He was killed with
the fucking .45

that's registered in my name.

I don't understand.

Somebody's fucking with me,
okay?

Who?

I don't know.

Somebody who knows us.

Are you accusing me?

No, I don't know

I mean, I don't know
what the fuck I'm saying.

The good thing is I got
you as my proof, okay?

You're my alibi.

What proof, Al?

Where were you that night?

What do you mean?

Where were you that night?

Well, I was with you.

We were at home, sitting
there, playing cards,

watching TV, remember?

You didn't wanna go
out that night.

We came back after the movie.

I made fucking baked
beans with toast

and a tuna melt for me.

What?

I don't remember.

All right, don't fucking,

just don't fucking play
games with me, Kat.

You're my fucking alibi here.

I'm getting all mixed up
with the dates.

I was with you.

No.

I was with a friend.

And he would swear on a
stack of Bibles.

He's a very religious man.

You wouldn't do this to me, Kat.

Betcha?

Betcha?

It's not too
fucking late for us.

Please.

Just please.

Don't beg.

You...

You

pussy.

I'll fucking kill you.

I'll fucking kill you
you fucking cunt!

Sit the fuck down like
the dog you are, sit down.

You'll be fucking sorry.

You listen to me,
because I'm in control now.

And the way I look at it is:

Hips, lips, tits.

A whole woman.

What are you talking about?

What the fuck?

Who the fuck have you
been talking to right now?

I want you to listen to me, Al.

I'll kill you.

Listen to me, good.

I'll fuckin' kill you, baby.

Al, you're making me very
angry and you don't want that.

Because I have the power.

And you will rot in
this motherfucker

if I want you to.

Do you understand me, Al?

Do you?

You set me up, right?

You set me up.

Don't be so dramatic.

You and Vic, right, okay.

You and Vic, fuck.

Right?

Wrong.

Wrong.

Not you and Reilly.

You didn't...

Tell me you didn't fuck him,
okay?

Just tell me you didn't.

Tell me he didn't fucking ask
you to suck his fucking cock!

He didn't have to, Al.

I volunteered.

Oh, Kat.

- You wouldn't do this to me.
- Al.

Yeah?

Thanks for the haircut.

It's a whole new me.

So how'd you do it?

What?

Set up Al?

I didn't.

Come on.

I know you were in on
it with Kat.

I wasn't.

Have you, uh, slept
with her recently?

No, have you?

Nah.

Bitch.

But you still want her
bad, though, don't you?

To tell the truth

she's too much trouble.

After all this, I could
never trust her.

I'd be looking behind
my back the whole time.

She scares me.

I think I should be with
somebody more like you.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't think I've ever
talked to a woman

as much as I have with you
and it not end up in bed.

You know?

If you're lucky, Reilly,

you might have a lot
of first times with me.

This isn't a game, is it?

I don't play games.

I play pool.

This could be a whole
new approach.

Becoming friends first and
then, you know, fuckin'.

You got some nice legs, Vic?

Yeah, you like those?

Yeah, I do.

I really do.

You play your cards right,

they can be wrapped around
your back in 10 minutes.

What would I have to do?

Don't say a word.

I'm mute.

Right there.

What was that about?

What?

Oh, look, you didn't cure me.

I'm not sick.

I'll always swing both ways,

and I got a soft spot
for redheads.

So do I.

Come here.

How was that?

It was all right.

Let's get outta here.

Okay.

Hey.

So, you wanna get your stuff?

And take it over to my place?

No.

No?

Uh, what do you mean?

No.

I thought that with Al
out of the way,

that we would be together.

Did I say that?

You didn't have to say that.

Your body said that.

Okay.

I get it, I get it.

You got what you wanted and
now you're gonna play me.

So, who is it?

Is it Vic, is it Reilly?

No, no, it's not like that,
okay?

It's none of them.

I need to be alone,
you understand?

So, after all of the,
everything I did for you

all I get is a kiss?

What, what happened to you?

What about all that shit?

Hips, tits, lips, all woman?

Power?

Use it?

You stop it!

You do not throw my fucking
words back in my face!

You used me!

I didn't take anything
from you, okay?

You told me I could trust you,

that you didn't need
anything from me

and in the end, you treated me

just like everybody else,
all right?

You got what you needed.

You took from me.

So don't play the victim, hm?

Fuck you!

Fuck you!

You don't have to fucking
throw people away like this!

You don't do this!

Hey, Jeff, can I get a hot dog?

Hey, what's up with the ketchup?

Big Al was a great fuck.

I mean, it was great

until it wasn't.

Don't get me wrong,

when we first started going out,

it was exciting, you know,
dangerous.

He was funny, sexy, wild,
made me feel safe, protected.

But he couldn't protect
me from himself.

Big Al could've gotten me
almost anything in the world,

but almost isn't good enough.

You know, life is like sex.

If you want it done right,
you gotta do it yourself.

Going out with Big Al

made me realize that the
best feeling in the world

is taking care of number one.

It's me.

♪ Baby get well

♪ I am with my old friend

♪ Here on my house

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ With your strength
with your health ♪

♪ Baby get well

♪ You're such a trouble angel

♪ You got some
questions that's all ♪

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ This time we won't fail

♪ Baby get well

♪ You're under a spell

♪ You're under a spell

♪ Baby get well

♪ I bet you got some
stories to tell ♪

♪ And some desires unfulfilled

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ When your life is like hell

♪ Baby

♪ Baby get well

♪ There's some oceans
left to sail ♪

♪ Yeah you made your mess

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ With your animal wealth

♪ So baby

♪ Baby get well

♪ I'm missin' my old friend

♪ Well here are my hands

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ With your strength
with your health ♪

♪ Baby get well

♪ Here on my hand

♪ I wanna see you again

♪ I bet you got some
stories to tell ♪

♪ Baby get well

♪ I feel your ghost

♪ Sit around beside me

♪ I smell the smoke

♪ Of your spirit passin' by

♪ I pray to you

♪ As if you're my guard

♪ From neither heaven or hell

♪ Just from the lion of us all

♪ Yeah

♪ I'm finally somehwere

♪ I'm suddenly empty

♪ Was finally nothin'

♪ You kept coming
right to my face ♪

♪ And make me leave you

♪ I keep on walkin'

♪ Through bars of misery

♪ But I keep on drinkin'

♪ Tryin' to remember

♪ All the good you left in me

♪ I hear your voice

♪ Reaffirming my brain

♪ Born without defense

♪ Oh man

♪ Then who's to blame

♪ I miss your laugh