18-Year-Old Virgin (2009) - full transcript
Kate is about to graduate. Her biggest dream is to have sex with Ryan Lambert. The only problem is that Ryan refuses to have sex with a virgin. This leads to a hunt for another man to lose her virginity to so she finally can have her dream prince.
- Hey Katie.
- Ryan!
What are you doing here?
Your mom just let me in.
I have a surprise for you.
I love you Katie.
I always have ....
and i always will.
You are my soul mate.
Oh ,Ryan.
You are so hot.
- Oh is that Defcon 4?
- yeah.
- With rumble pack?
- yeah.
- Come on. What?
- No, you must do like this .
Right here.Don't die
you get right and.
It is all in the grip!
Oh Yeah!
yeah ...
Spencer,
I want to fuck you so bad.
I'm thinking about you all day
On top of me
Fucking me so hard
So you make me scream.
Oh
-Katie.
Katie.
Oh Ryan
right there, it feels good
Oh
-Ryan.
Katie. honey ...
Time to get up
last day of school.
Don't want to be late.
What is the matter with you?
-Nothing
Are you okay?
Yeah.
- I know ...
You are still upset about
not making about the.
I do not want you to worry
about it another minute.
We got the scholar ship we wanted
that all that matters.
Ok my sweet?
All right
-sweety ...
You are really hot and sweaty ...
do you have a fever?
No, I'm fine.
Ok.
Cleos toy mouse.
He never know where she is
gonna stick this thing
and she slavoured all over it.
Ok. Get up.
Rose is gonna be here any minute.
last day.
You don't want to be late
it is very exciting.
Yeah
Dude, finally you are like the last peson out
per usual.
I had say good bye to
Mr Warren, and thank him for
all the really inspiring literature
lessons that we have..
Come on,
iam taking you to the mall
Rose, i can't go shopping with you tonight
i have to go home,
I have to organise my family
coming to other town.
Iam not the one who needs
the new cloths darling, you do
What?
No, I do not.
Katie,
how long have we been best friends?
Since kindergarten.
Joni, You crazy bitch!
Have some crock rockers in Spain
for me while you there!
And in all that time ...
Have i ever stired you wrong?
yes.
Katie, look at me. We are
about to enter the big bad world.
We are about to burst through
the corn pines of this suburban life.
We need to make some serious changes
Starting with your clothes.
You Dress like a librarian,
and not the sexy kind.
I like my clothes.
Dont you want to climb out of you
little fantasy world of books
and studying and all things that constitute
boringness and to join reality?
Ryan Lambert for like five years
and except for that one Halloween party
way back in the ice age
You haven't even kissed him or
anyone till that matter.
Ryan Lambert is my soul mate.
I have to save myself for him.
We are first one's here.
I told you if we got here on time
no one would be here.
Oh my God ...
that was amazing.
- Who was that?
- I do not know.
But who ever he was,
I think he was my soul mate.
Ryan,
playing Goldeneye lately?
Yeah dude, I like guns.
they are awesome .
It was Ryan Lambert.
I knew it.
I knew We were meant for each other .
Even now iam morally opposed by the
very thought ...
We are going to go to the miserable passion
of the awesomness the mall
And we are going to get you
some awesome new cloths
And tonight at the party
you are gonna go for it
Great.ok tonight tust me is
going to be awesome
What is even the point of buying
sexy new cloths
if you gonna cover them up with your sweater ?
- It's cold.
- it is 19 degrees out side.
Oh my God ... wait.
Congratulations,senors?
So what?
the person who wrote that thing is a spaniard...
The point is ...
And we certainly not gonna correct
any body elses grammer!
- No?
-Oh my God, try hard!
Try really.really .really hard
Everyone everybody listen please!
The party isn't happening.
This party has been cancelled
every body needs to get out.
Please out. Stop it!
Stop! Stop!
Listen
My grandpa just got home from hospital
He is upstairs in a coma.
I need every body to get out.
Rose, may be we should
just leave
His Grandpa's just home from the hospital
and in a coma
So what. we are not gonna wake him.
Hey, show me you tits it's for my
video memories of high school
Oh Come on,
there is a free T-shirt if you do.
Sweety never do that,
memories is spelled with three M, Seth.
Virgin ...
Come on ...
Rose, how did he still know
iam a virgin?
Please like every guy here doesn't know
the sexual status of every cute girl on the school .
Is Katie powers still a virgin?
Who?
Oh yeah,
Total virgin.
But you are not ...
Any way let's go
find out Ryan.
Oh there he is
Go talk to him.
I need a drink first.
Ok.
I need two.
What am i even gonna say?
What iam gonna do
Just Be yourself .
Be yourself.
- Really?
- yeah ...
Okay No.
Be sexy and cute
Make him feel smart.
Don't correct his grammar.
He just looked at me.
He just looked at me.
Go talk to him.
Ok No,
I need a minute.
At least you know where?
Just stay here
we will wait until he come to us.
Ola senors, and senoritas.
I think you're the only other person
that even noticed that.
Wait Beer?you hate beer.
hmm, I'm sorry.
Did you see the history chanel ...?
Spencer,
there you are .we need to talk
Oh Katie ... you showed.
Some how i thought you wouldn't.
And why would you be depressed that she is
getting cisternship award and the scholar ship that goes with it
You don't know that the school
hasn't counted votes yet
Right, Spencer?
Oh......No.
But Katie is the only one nominated
for it . so..
One word, people.
Right ends.
That is actually two words.
Anyway, You give me a ride in your new car later
Right?
Sure.
Cool.
OH Please, Does she think that
she flirted with you
have you cheat the.
Award of Katie.
Well
iam gonna get some beers.
Any one?
yeah, more beer.
More beers?
Ok don't look now
Ryan is coming.
Okay, flirt with him but not aggressive.
Willing, but not slutty.
Go.
- Hi Katie.
- I'm sorry.
It's alright.
It is a zoo.
Don't worry.
I wanted to thank you because
you tutored me in all these years
in high school, and you know what?
- I wouldn't have graduated.
- Oh...No!
No! yeah!
You ever need a thing
you let me know, okay
Thanks.
Ryan, I was wondering if you may be ...
You wanted to ... you know ...
Get out of here.
What was that
i didn't hear you, sorry.
I wanted to know if may be ...
You wanted to get a beer.
Oh .No, I have a beer.
You have beer too,you have two beers.
yeah, right.
Look iam taking of with my dad tommorow
for the summer... so,
If i didn't see you ...
Tomorrow?
You are not staying for graduation?
No.
Actually my friends are waiting,
so ...
Sorry, I ...
I wanted to know Ryan
may be ...
You know we always had this
client- tutor relation ship
And may be wanted to know
may if you were open there is something more...
- Oh ,aren't you a virgin?
- yeah.
I had an experience with a virgin
a while back
And it was just ...
Susan Enright ...
yeah.
Anyway ...
It was too much drama.
I can't
But it wouldn't like that
with me, i promise.
I'm really sorry.
I made a vow to myself.
i can't have sex with a virgin
No more virgins .Alright..
It's too bad though because
i mean ...
other wise ...
Hey, what did he say?
He doesn't like me.
He said that?
He said that he
wouldn't do it with a virgin
Because of the whole
Susan Enright debacle.
Why does one crazy virgin
have to ruin it for the rest of us ..Huh ?
What?
Katie! Hey!
Katie!
Katiekins, Katiekins.
I always knew that ...
Some how me and Ryan
would be together.
Now it is too late.
If only there is a way that you can
snap your fingers
.. and you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
sorry.
Hey, how about we go upstairs
and do something nasty?
Okay, go through
out please.
You know that actually
there is a way that
you could still get Ryan.
But you never do it.
Rose, I will do anything.
All you have to do is
loose your virginity.
But Ryan wont make love to me.
with Someone else at party
tonight.
Rose!
You asked.
I think
iam just gonna go.
- Ok,Well ...
- No!
You stay, have fun.
I just need
a lone time.
Okay.
Come here Katie. I love you.
Katie!
Rose, I am gonna do it.
i realise i have to do what ever i can
to give it an another chance.
I am so fricking
proud of you.
Ok alright
-Let's get this thing going ...
Who should we
get to do that?
Spencer!
No.
- No I don't think so.
- Katie, he Is perfect.
You known him since kindergarden
He is nice.
He is safe.
My guess is it's gonna
take about a minute.
Sorry that i
took so long.
ridiculous they have
so long que
- Are you okay.,you looks a little...
- Oh she is fine, Spencer.
In fact ...
Katie was just telling me that ..well
she want's you spence...
Want's me for what?
To hook up with.
fuck,screw ...
No way.
Yes, don't you Katie?
Really?
Oh my god a girl hanging with Spencer
yeah or no
Hum ,yeah.
yeah, definitrly.
- Really?
- Sure.
I mean, of course.
When?
Right now.
Ok ,If not now
when?, hello
Ok.
I.. just go to this bathroom.
I cant belive you
are doing this.
- I can't do this.i just realise
- Katie, come on, you can do it.
- I have to tell Spencer to forget it.
- Katie ...
Calm down you are really ok
just listen to me.it's no big deal
All you need to do is, well ...
Nothing! You just lay there.
- lie ...
- And Spencer put's it in...
Wait
-Spencer Puts ...his ...
- His penis.
- Oh my God!
Spencer has a penis!
Rose ...
I guess i have always known
but never rally knew ...you know
- Katie.
- Rose, I can't do this.
I think ...
Just don't look at it.
- Really?
- yeah!
But what if
i have to!
You don't have to see it
you probably won't even feel it
really?
Okay, it's gonna hurt like fucking hell.
But that was supposed to feel good.
Please like shoving a sausage in
ear canal feels good ...
Oh my God.
And then there is the blood.
The Blood?
Come on Katie
you are really gonna love it.
i mean not the first time
or even your third time ...
Why would one ever
do this?
ok stop stop. think it light
like going to the dentist
you like going to the dentist
don't you? Katie
yeah.
That's because i never
get any cavities
And always get free
tooth brush after.
Wll i don't think Spencer
is going to find any cavities either, except for the one
but the important thing you have to remember
once it's done
You are getting greater than a tooth brush
you are gonna have
Ryan Lambert!
yes. yes
Okay, okay.
i Can do this.
He just inserts it ...
and then i wait a minute or two
- And it is over with.
- Like going to the dentist.
right.
- i Can do this!
- You can do it.
- I can do it!
- You can do it.
- i can really do this
you can do it
Oh my god, go and do it.
I can't do this.
How can i do this ,this just totally....
It is not fair.
This is way too much pressure.
I need more time to prepare
Hey, Dude
you have been preparing for 18 years
yeah.
Yeah, you are right.
I wiil be fine.
As long as you come too fast.
What?
Chicks , they take longer ...
What?
you know ...
How would you know?
trust me, i know.
Just go whack off now
then you won,t have trouble lasting .
What? No!
i Can't do that.
There is no other option.
Guys.
Here?
I cant believe I am gonna do this.
ok
-just concentrate.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- yeah.ok
Just a second.
Damn it.
I need something to ...
This all left to do.
Katie ...
yeah.
I tried to get them out of here
but they won't go.
As long as they stay out of this room.
Hey, can you fill this with water?
Jesus!
What is wrong with you?
My grandfather is in the next room.
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
No, no
it is not what it's look like.
i just couldn't find anything else.
Oh,yeah?
I didn't see that.
I swear!
Seriously i love this stuff.
Wow
she is hot
In fact,
i am taking this
I can't wait to whack off
to this.
You are pervert.
so?
Yeah, that was Great advice.
you almost get me kicked out of this party.
Hey
- i was just trying to help.
And
Look what I got here.
- What is this stuff?
- trust me , this makes sex ...
Really hot.
How do you know?
Oh i know.
Okay,
i can do this.
The best thing to do is just ...
Get it done as quick as possible.
so ... I guess ...
we should use my new car.
Your dad brought you this car
for your graduation?
- yeah.
- It's nice.
Thanks.
so, I guess ...
- safety first.
-Yeah,right
It's important.
ok so i will just get this up.
unless you want to ...
No, thank you.
right.
I am not ...
you know ...
I mean not huge.
or anything
Oh
that is Okay.
it's probably good.
actualluy
Oh right.
I mean iam not tinier any thing.
i am just normal.
6.25 inches.
i mean if you measure it from the top
not from it's origin. most guys do that
I really think that is cheating.
I mean ...
probably.
Ok.
so ...
ready?
ok.
Get the seat back.
God.
yeah we gonna do fireworks
fireworks .
Ok
Go! Go
Shit what the hell is wrong with it?
Okay, just ...
are you okay?
Yeah, just that ...
Yeah, Spencer get some.
Do you know these guys?
-Who are they?
No.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you are gonna do that.
Oh .. I'm sorry.
I think we should just
you know dispense from the extreneous stuff...
you know like kissing.
Ok.
It's Great.
Just, just dispense.
- Shit.
- What? What is wrong?
- Did i do something?
- No,no it's fine.
It's Okay?
-It's fine
- Close your eyes, ok?
-Ok.
Spencer ...
- You gonna insert it soon?
- yes.
Just please
-I have to concentrate.
Okay, now.
What? What are you doing?
Get off!
Oh shit,
it's a dead stick!
You are fanatsysing about
another woman
With a big butt
while we are screwing?
- No.. Katie,we are not screwing
- No.
Katie, wait.
Please, Katie!
I know, iam not the
pretiest girl on school
But you really need
visual aid to screw me?
Either pretending your
big butt woman?
No, Katie
I was pretending i was with you .
That makes no sense at all.
Just forget it.
I will find someone else.
someone else?
You bitch
ok..
One ...
Cheers..
motherfucker!
Katie,
hey how did it go?
It didn't.
it didn't work
Be a dick?
No ..iam just not his type.
Holy liersemnaly!
Spencer is gay!
I always knew it he couldn't drive with the poodo
And he was under crater
the entire time.
Be a dick?
Hearts the patient?
No.
I really need to explain it to her.
Here.
Please give in the bathroom.
Hey ...
There you go,
relax.
Fuck it! Cheers.
And that you go!
I do not know, Rose.
May be i should go home.
What?
No.
We had one minor little set back.
All we have to do is find someone else
and hope right back on
that sexy dentist!
But if get on the horse
and he just wants the water ...
but the water that has a big butt ..
Okay,this is good.
You are not making any sense.
You are definitely drunk enough
Katie ...
You are gonna loose
the virginity tonight.
That little virgin slut .
We want Chelsea here
Chelsea!
Ok ..minor setback.
We have to regroup.
Sweater goes.
You know, I really didn't realised that
It's gonna be this harder.
shit happens.
Katie, you're here?
Will you sign my year book? ok
-you know
I am actually thinking about joining
speech and debate team ..
and becoming captain.
next year too
All you need is a positive
female role model
and happens to be one.
Right upstairs
This is my positive role model?
yeah.
Look close
because this is what a man wants.
That is what a man wants?
Ok.
Let's see what we...
Have you done that?
No.
Mandy here said as that
before she got her 48D implants
She used to stuff her bra full of
Silcon chicken cutlets.
But we dont have any of those.
But ..i bet i can find
the very next best thing.
Ok
-Game Plan:
Iam gonna start shoot
the fridge
You are gonna put on
more makeup
Fix your hair
and shave
- But I shaved this morning.
- Not your legs.
Your pechechi, right?
Wow do it
You said it was a emergency.
Why is she holding a shaver?
Shaving emergency. Cheers.
Is not so bad.
It feels good.
Oh...
It's stuck.
Chicken ... chicken ... chicken
Cutlets.
They have some
Cool.
Finally, one last bit.
You are man. You can rub one out.
It won't come off
You are like so lucky
They take me everywhere.
Get it off.
Mommy takes care,
right?
Oh..Oh
it itches
It Really?
Ok, mind over matter.
Do that for me please.
Ok baby let's put this thing
But wait.
ew, That's not chicken
Dont be so sensitive, okay?
You want big tits or not?
Marinaid?
That's all they had.
ok
And like that
Boonaback!
Yeah
works for Mandy...right.
Katie, don't.
Hey how is it going?
You guys want to go upstairs and
make some private for three?
What are you doing?
Chelsea told me that you are planning
to lose your ...
Busy!
No, Wait.
- You can do this.
- And why not?
Just because you can't get it up for her
doesn't mean no one else can
Cherry bomb
Iam zoman
It's kathy, right?
Katie.
yeah.right
You were in my french class
weren't you?
You look little diffrent somehow.
I mean in a good way.
Thanks.
- You been here long?
- What?
- I can't hear you.
- I said
May be we should go upstairs
and talk
You know like in a,
bedroom or something.
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Who? Rachel?
What You see her here? No!
No, no, no, no.
So..we should may be go upstairs
-Really.
- ok?
- yeah!
- Okay, let's go.
come on.
As like she is going crazy.
Fuck you man!
Forget about her.
You deserve better.
Hey. hey.
What is up?
Go and get us some rum.
It could happen any minute.
You do realise that you have
to see a penis ,right?
Yeah, i know.
I was thinking you are totally right.
I am just ready this time
And i should ...
It's
I should Just try.
Just gonna do it,
you know?
Have you have one of these
cherry bombs yet?
Hey, sorry,
are you ready?
- Let's do this.
- bye.
Bye.
Oh God,
get this off.
It's gonna be so good.
Oh man... You are so hot.
I am?
hmm ...
Any way we could just
like make love or screw?
Oh boy
you sure you love that french, don't you.
Sure, we can make little screw.
But i just.. you
suck on first.
This is gonna be so good.
Are you ready?
Oh my God,
here we go.
Come here.
What is wrong? What?
Nothing, i ...
Oh no
I just
Do they all look like one?
No way man!
Some of them are ugly.
Here, you can kiss it.
I just need to answer my phone.
I didn't hear any ring..
I will just answer it.
and it will take a minute
He is not get ready to do this all day.
i am not talking about me
Just a second.
I didn't really hear any thing ring.
Hey . Hey What happened?
You were supposed to be in there.
Tell me is it supposed to look like that.
yeah, more or less.
Are you sure?
Hey,check it out.
Weaner
I am a lesbian.
you are not gay.
You just need to get used to it.
Look it in it
it's a wild Mushroom.
Thing has veins.
And it is purple.
And he wants me to put my mouth on it.
- When comes ...
- comes?
Shoot sperm.
I can't do this, really .
I have to go .
- Katie!
- I can not.
This whole thing is like
a horrible horror movie.
And i do not even like
Mr.Mushrooms.
Trevor! Where are you?
Kathy, you are back.
Katie.
What is the matter?
You look little nervous.
Come here.
Won't you have a little bit of this ...
-it will make you feel better.
-It will?
- yeah?
- Absolutely.
Shoot, so, okay.
Now it's time for me to blow your mind.
Ok. I just need you...
to suck it for like one minute
and then we can have sex.
Okay?
I do not think i can.
I am gonna vomit.
Katie, relax.
What?
I didn't say anything.
Katie,
come closer.
Yes
Katie
Mr Mushrooms?
Katie my love kiss me.
No.
Oh Katie, please,
its for your own good.
Katie,do you know
why men didn't notice you?
It's just because you lack the certain
''the more experience'' woman have.
Has.
Katie, listen to me. the men
they are like empty shelves.
The Mind, The brain.
Yes, the very soul of the men
is in the penis.
It's so true.
So Katie, you must
Knows a penis.
yes Katie,
suck at my puss filled.
You are here Trevor?
- It's my girl friend!
- I thought you didn't have girl friends.
- Trevor,coming in!
- Ok!
There you are!
Okay.
I wont do that if i
were in your place
It smells just like cherries.
yeah.
Okay, okay.
Katie, hey.
- What happened?
- I dont want to talk about it.
Rose, this whole sex thing is been so much
more disturbing than i expected it to be.
I will be happy if i never
see a penis again.
Hey, you Just haven't
found the right one yet
When you see Ryan's,
You gonna love it. i promise
I don't think so Rose,
I really dont think that's gonna...
sorry Rose,
sorry virgin.
What is so wrong about
being a virgin?
Nothing!
I'm so sick of all of you
and your stupid name calling
I am president of the quiz club.
-Yeah!
I am, captain of the debate team !
-Yeah.
And best of class!
Or Almost.
yes.
I can do this.
I can do this
if i just set my mind to it
yes!
Rose,
I am gonna get this over with ...
Fast.
Awesome. ok
Awesome.
Ok, ok him.
Cisco? totally gay.
He is so not
He is amazing at bed.
He is got a huge cock.
What color is it?
Hey Cisco ...
Rumour. has that you
are an amazing fuck
- Katie, you are like to pervitude!
-Rose
No, it is true,
Iam but ...
for me it's not about fucking.
It's about
Using my sexual energy
to fire the "Cunnilingi" forces
and merge that energy
with the energies our bodies make
-cool..
Why don't you give Katie a lesson ?
I use always my time with
non initiates
but,
you might find it very alert.
Jesus!
-there she goes again.
- Total fucking slut.
- no,she is not.
May be i should just do it.
-Just tell her what i really feel
Yes,
absolutely.
You should tell her that
you really feel like she is a
a total fucking slut!
The love train is leaving the station.
All aboard!
Oh!
This is perfect.
Feel the energy in here.
Let your body truely
go out with your spirit...
run through your veins.
Enjoy it.
dont forget to breathe.
Breathing is key.
Take your cloths of,
and meet me on the bed
Come here.
Ok.
slow..
In and out.
Your body to be a vessel full of...
Ooh..
Now we begin,
with the introductions.
That is my lingum
"his name is Rama.
-Hi Rama.
-No.
What is the name of your Yoni?
My Yoni?..
She is listening?
-Why dont you ask her.
Yoni ...
What is your name?
I Dont.
She didn't tell me any thing
Now relly ask her.
Yoni ... what is your name?
She says that her name is Joni.
Joni.
Joni!
Your Yonis name is ''Joni"?
You know Katie, I thought that this is gonna be special
something you really enjoy.. but
You just not taking it seriously
What?
I cant teach you.
if you are not going to learn
No, please ...
I want you , i do..it's just
she is nevous, and
she makes bad jokes when she is nervous
She says she is sorry.
Okay,
you have convinced me.
Should we start with the cow?
No,
I like my colon.
Alright,
the wheelbarrow.
Ok.
Pizz.
Pizza?
Like this.
-Yeah.
Ok.
Cisco,
are you gonna put it in soon
cause Isn't that we could do?
-Feel the energy as it passes.
Through my Lingum to your Yoni.
Excuse me.
How long are you gonna..
are we gonna do this.
Well, i once lasted ten hours.
I dont have time for 10 hours
iam on adead line
I love you.
I always have.
I think about you like all the time.
And i. ..
just love you.
Oh..No,
I wasn't ...
No, dude it's cool.
That's all right man
It's love.
It's..it's
sweet sweet love.
It is a perfect union,
and she is beautiful. and it's okay man
She is available.
No, what?
She is all your's
You can be like my new grandpa.
You can buy me presents on christmas
I want a Playstation 3.
Katie.
- Did he do it ?
- No! He wanted to take like 10 hours.
Hey.
No worry.
I don't
I have got a plan.
Katie.
There you are.
- I need to talk to you.
- Not now, Spencer.
Please let me out.
Katie.
Teris?
How was you chem final?
I eased it.
Rose, please, let me out.
You know we can help you out with that,
if you want?
No, I'm sorry. i was ...
Ladies, poke it.
Either stay here with us or just go..ok
Oh Katie,
please stay with us.
We guys have so much fun really!
yeah we will.
Does that mean we have to have sex?
yeah.
That can work.
I suppose we should introuduce our self
I'm Katie.
so not a lesbian.
Oh..Jesus!
What the hell is this?
I don't want it
Oh..It's ok guys.
Katie just has a cutitch
I like the bite
It all sounds good to me
Wow ..focus
No offense
more of like it
It' mine..
no..
Oh.. let it come
let it come
Wait.. no,stop!
Wait
Oh.. better come
Wait..stop.. no
Oh better come
Oh better come
That's mine
It's cool. Dont worry
It's all good
Can you do it again?
No way man
It was like fourth time in an hour.
I got to go, then.
That's cool ,my dad wiil be here
like in half an hour
So we don't have much time
let's go
Zoo it
let's go.
Half an hour?
Hey ...
Meet Todd.
I think it was in our school,
but I did not see any.
Yeah? it's ok
let's go
- I dont know what to do with this.
- Whip me.
Make me your bitch,
ok?
I promise i will fuck you afterwards.
I really need this right out.
Did you even go to our high school?
No, my sister did.
You just whip me ,please.
Ok.
You are my bitch.
I'm sorry, i just dont even..
i dont know what to say.
Say any thing,
-Just say nastly..ok
Just say while whipping me,nastly.
You just tingled your modifier.
No, Your modifier nastly
as in saying it nastly
or whipping me nastly. "
- Who cares?
- Who cares?
Who cares?
Oh..God I'm sick and tired of people
acting like proper English doesn't matter.
The first Rose and the penis,
now you!
You don't understand that our English is
the basis of civilized society ?
Yes, mistres
Do you really expect us to exist with
out grammer?
- yeah.
- Really?
You expect people to respect you
If you don't know proper English?
Getting whiped my brain
just go nuts.
You did it again.
am i whipping your brain?
No.
Then say it properly.
When you whip me
my brain goes nuts.
Exactly.
I could use this in my
private tutoring session.
I'm sorry, Miss,
i have been a very very bad boy
and i just need to
be punished.
You just fuck me now?
You have a penis,
so you fuck me.
How could about modifiers ...
Someone is coming!
Allright guys come on.
get out of here
Out!
What the hell?
I just don't even think she deserves
the good citizenship award
because she is been a total slut
here tonight.
Katie.
Jesus.
Seth got to get this.
Seth!
Katie!
Jeremy
I love you.
You are so beautiful.
your face ...
and your boobs.
Your dick.
Katie, you never told me
you have a big dick.
It's not what it is!
God.
It is a big dick!
Shemale
Where?
How did I get this off?
Oh
that itches.
Wow
that was good
yeah..
This is really good.
What a freak!
What are you doing?
stop it,please stop it.
Please, stop it.
Don't go.
I gonna make you a star.
What is that about?
10.85 for hard-core porn.
Dude
that is way too much.
Wow Wow
Dude she is gonna leave.
Do not be a dick Seth.
Look, just give me the tape ok.
I will pay you for it .
No way man.
Seth seriously
why are you even doing this
you want this to be a serious job
It's fun. and besides i don't have any
scandals around here,
do you?
Hey Spencer!
this is your fault.
I know.
Katie ...
Hey.
There you are.
You okay?
Katie ...
Look it's no big deal. no one is
even gonna remember this in the morning
Ok, yeah it's all any one ever
gonna talk about
for ever and ever, so what?
Who cares?
They are all lame any way.
You are so close
now it's not the time to just give up.
What?
Yes it is
i should have given up 3 hours ago
I can not do this.
This is been
the worst night of my life
You just see what happend in there?
Yeah, I heard.
Not even that.
Everything! Everything!
What was i thinking?
We can still go back in there and
we can make this happen.
No, we can't.
I don't want to do anything like
this ever again.
I will wait untill iam 40 to
loose my virginity
if then.
Rose ...
Thank you for all your help
But...
I think it's just time that i go.
What about Ryan?
I dont know.
Katie ...
Fuck.
Spencer ,do you think that Katie deserves
the good citizenship award?
No ...
I mean ... No,
she is not.
It is my fault. i insulted her early
that is why she is doing all this.
Do you think that is why
she is loosing her virginity?
She is doing it
just to sleep with Ryan lambert.
And everyone knows Ryan
won't do it with a virgin.
What?
-No!
-Where did you hear that?
- Everyone knows ...
except you.
Oh boy.
I'm so stupid.
Of course it is about Ryan.
It's always about Ryan.
I knew it.
I knew Ryan was the soul mate
That Kiss proved it.
He is going to be my first.
Come on let's go
get some punch.
- Hey Spence,you okay?
- yeah. iam good dude
Spencer ...
If you want to get back to her,
i know the perfect way.
What?
Just stuff the votes in my favor
and i will do anything you wants.
Anything.
And no one ever has to know.
Shit ...
Katie?
I'm sorry, I just need
get my purse.
Why are you naked?
I just had to change my cloths
this girl puked all over me.
- Where you going?
-Home, I just need to get my purse.
You are not going home.
I want to do it right now.
I want to do it right now.
But i thought you said ...
No, i know i said before.
just forget that
What?
Nice tits, Katie.
- What titsl.
- Ryan.
Ryan.
I have been thinking about
this moment for ever
Yeah,
me too.
Ok.ok
A real quick blowjob.
- yeah, i know it feels good
- I need to go to the bathroom.
Okay.
- I need that.
- Sure.
ok
Take your time
Hey man,
if we were stranded on a island
I would be okay with that.
- Really?
- You are a good cute.
I am back.
I just don't get it.
Chelsea and all people.
Oh Ryan, I'm sorry, it's just that
i never even liked her
Ok,
Let's start this.
Where were we?
Ok. blow job.
Tonight is been the
weirdest night of my life.
I swear to god
I do not know what else could happen.
Shit.
No. that's grandpas heart monitor.
Damn, some body call 911.
Jesus,
what the hell!
Oh man
she is sucking your grandpa.
She just have killed him!
Oh my God!
My God!
Katie, you are back.
You i just ,i need to go.
I need to get my purse.
What is the matter?
Where were we?
I just ... it's time.
No.
What is the matter?
Don't you love me any more?
yeah,
Of course i do.
Just ...
Then make love to me now.
Make love to me now.
Ryan ... Ryan.
What is the matter?
I do not know.
I do not know.
I'm sorry. i dont know
I just thought it would be different.
like that kiss.
Kiss?
That kiss in sixth grade.
So amazing.
So passionate.
It said that we meant
to be together for ever.
Wow...
I do not even remember that.
I'm sorry.
I should just go.
Goodbye Ryan.
Goodbye, Katie.
Have a nice summer.
Oh my god
You are gay?
No ... yeah.
Ok, technically iam bisexual.
You are gay.
Ok iam sorry i didn't tell you.
I just don't want anyone to know
Ryan, I wouldn't have told anyone.
Hey, you won't tell
anyone, right?
Katie, Katie!
Hai Rose, It' me
Iam done. iam out in front.
Oh
I just need a minute.
Or make that two.
There you are.
- I need to talk to you
- Hi Spencer.
Katie, listen.
No, you dont want to tell me
I know.
I acted like a total crazy person
tonight.
yeah, but ...
All the stupid things that I did!
I can not believe I've killed
a little old man tonight.
That is pretty bad.
Wouldnt I was not upset
about making valictoria.
I didnt even appreciate the
things i did have.
I mean ...
Probably lost my scholarship
and everything.
Oh right.
On Morality clause.
yeah.
I wont worry too much about that.
Seth's tape,
"Memories of High School.
With the Katie Powers.
Spencer
-How did you get this?
I negotiated with Seth for it.
I can't believe it.
yeah i got him some better footage.
of Chelsea and i on the bed
Thank you.
yeah.
You!
You are the one who
blew my grandpa.
Jeremy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
It was total accident
I didn't mean to kill him.
You didn't kill him.
You didn't kill grandpa.
You cured him.you woke him up
- He came out of his coma.
- He did?
yeah, he is got like this newly life .
In fact he is at Good Sam, he is in room 1321,
if you want pay him another one of your visit.
Katie, listen.
After tonight i realised that ...
I don't want to be your friend any more
Spencer.
What i mean it ...
It was you.
yeah.
Why why didn't you ever ...?
I and Ryan both wear the
same costume that day
And i saw how happy you were
when you thought it was him ...
I just left.
- Spencer!
- I should have told you.
I love you.
I always have.
Spencer ...
But you and Chelsea, tonight ...
Keep itsafe
I will be on CNN with that.
Seth, please. Seth wait
I will do anything.
Watch.
Chelsea, i know what you said before ..
How can you get on directory
They will catch us?
Spencer,
He can't.
I have been blowing him.
once in a week this Past year
How do you think I was the best?
To my notes?
Chelsea, I do not think that you're not
validitorial in work
Seth, what are you doing here?
Move.Move!
Wow
sure
you really ready?
yeah.
Ok
me too.
What the hell?
- I'm sorry.
- No, Spencer. It's okay.
Really I mean,
after all of this time
waiting and wondering
another hour won't hurt.
Katie ...
What?
You just tangled your modifier.
Oh my God,
I did.
I did.
- Katie.
- Yeah Spencer.
I do not think we are gonna have
to wait another hour.
It's fricking beautiful man.
We did it.
- Ryan!
What are you doing here?
Your mom just let me in.
I have a surprise for you.
I love you Katie.
I always have ....
and i always will.
You are my soul mate.
Oh ,Ryan.
You are so hot.
- Oh is that Defcon 4?
- yeah.
- With rumble pack?
- yeah.
- Come on. What?
- No, you must do like this .
Right here.Don't die
you get right and.
It is all in the grip!
Oh Yeah!
yeah ...
Spencer,
I want to fuck you so bad.
I'm thinking about you all day
On top of me
Fucking me so hard
So you make me scream.
Oh
-Katie.
Katie.
Oh Ryan
right there, it feels good
Oh
-Ryan.
Katie. honey ...
Time to get up
last day of school.
Don't want to be late.
What is the matter with you?
-Nothing
Are you okay?
Yeah.
- I know ...
You are still upset about
not making about the.
I do not want you to worry
about it another minute.
We got the scholar ship we wanted
that all that matters.
Ok my sweet?
All right
-sweety ...
You are really hot and sweaty ...
do you have a fever?
No, I'm fine.
Ok.
Cleos toy mouse.
He never know where she is
gonna stick this thing
and she slavoured all over it.
Ok. Get up.
Rose is gonna be here any minute.
last day.
You don't want to be late
it is very exciting.
Yeah
Dude, finally you are like the last peson out
per usual.
I had say good bye to
Mr Warren, and thank him for
all the really inspiring literature
lessons that we have..
Come on,
iam taking you to the mall
Rose, i can't go shopping with you tonight
i have to go home,
I have to organise my family
coming to other town.
Iam not the one who needs
the new cloths darling, you do
What?
No, I do not.
Katie,
how long have we been best friends?
Since kindergarten.
Joni, You crazy bitch!
Have some crock rockers in Spain
for me while you there!
And in all that time ...
Have i ever stired you wrong?
yes.
Katie, look at me. We are
about to enter the big bad world.
We are about to burst through
the corn pines of this suburban life.
We need to make some serious changes
Starting with your clothes.
You Dress like a librarian,
and not the sexy kind.
I like my clothes.
Dont you want to climb out of you
little fantasy world of books
and studying and all things that constitute
boringness and to join reality?
Ryan Lambert for like five years
and except for that one Halloween party
way back in the ice age
You haven't even kissed him or
anyone till that matter.
Ryan Lambert is my soul mate.
I have to save myself for him.
We are first one's here.
I told you if we got here on time
no one would be here.
Oh my God ...
that was amazing.
- Who was that?
- I do not know.
But who ever he was,
I think he was my soul mate.
Ryan,
playing Goldeneye lately?
Yeah dude, I like guns.
they are awesome .
It was Ryan Lambert.
I knew it.
I knew We were meant for each other .
Even now iam morally opposed by the
very thought ...
We are going to go to the miserable passion
of the awesomness the mall
And we are going to get you
some awesome new cloths
And tonight at the party
you are gonna go for it
Great.ok tonight tust me is
going to be awesome
What is even the point of buying
sexy new cloths
if you gonna cover them up with your sweater ?
- It's cold.
- it is 19 degrees out side.
Oh my God ... wait.
Congratulations,senors?
So what?
the person who wrote that thing is a spaniard...
The point is ...
And we certainly not gonna correct
any body elses grammer!
- No?
-Oh my God, try hard!
Try really.really .really hard
Everyone everybody listen please!
The party isn't happening.
This party has been cancelled
every body needs to get out.
Please out. Stop it!
Stop! Stop!
Listen
My grandpa just got home from hospital
He is upstairs in a coma.
I need every body to get out.
Rose, may be we should
just leave
His Grandpa's just home from the hospital
and in a coma
So what. we are not gonna wake him.
Hey, show me you tits it's for my
video memories of high school
Oh Come on,
there is a free T-shirt if you do.
Sweety never do that,
memories is spelled with three M, Seth.
Virgin ...
Come on ...
Rose, how did he still know
iam a virgin?
Please like every guy here doesn't know
the sexual status of every cute girl on the school .
Is Katie powers still a virgin?
Who?
Oh yeah,
Total virgin.
But you are not ...
Any way let's go
find out Ryan.
Oh there he is
Go talk to him.
I need a drink first.
Ok.
I need two.
What am i even gonna say?
What iam gonna do
Just Be yourself .
Be yourself.
- Really?
- yeah ...
Okay No.
Be sexy and cute
Make him feel smart.
Don't correct his grammar.
He just looked at me.
He just looked at me.
Go talk to him.
Ok No,
I need a minute.
At least you know where?
Just stay here
we will wait until he come to us.
Ola senors, and senoritas.
I think you're the only other person
that even noticed that.
Wait Beer?you hate beer.
hmm, I'm sorry.
Did you see the history chanel ...?
Spencer,
there you are .we need to talk
Oh Katie ... you showed.
Some how i thought you wouldn't.
And why would you be depressed that she is
getting cisternship award and the scholar ship that goes with it
You don't know that the school
hasn't counted votes yet
Right, Spencer?
Oh......No.
But Katie is the only one nominated
for it . so..
One word, people.
Right ends.
That is actually two words.
Anyway, You give me a ride in your new car later
Right?
Sure.
Cool.
OH Please, Does she think that
she flirted with you
have you cheat the.
Award of Katie.
Well
iam gonna get some beers.
Any one?
yeah, more beer.
More beers?
Ok don't look now
Ryan is coming.
Okay, flirt with him but not aggressive.
Willing, but not slutty.
Go.
- Hi Katie.
- I'm sorry.
It's alright.
It is a zoo.
Don't worry.
I wanted to thank you because
you tutored me in all these years
in high school, and you know what?
- I wouldn't have graduated.
- Oh...No!
No! yeah!
You ever need a thing
you let me know, okay
Thanks.
Ryan, I was wondering if you may be ...
You wanted to ... you know ...
Get out of here.
What was that
i didn't hear you, sorry.
I wanted to know if may be ...
You wanted to get a beer.
Oh .No, I have a beer.
You have beer too,you have two beers.
yeah, right.
Look iam taking of with my dad tommorow
for the summer... so,
If i didn't see you ...
Tomorrow?
You are not staying for graduation?
No.
Actually my friends are waiting,
so ...
Sorry, I ...
I wanted to know Ryan
may be ...
You know we always had this
client- tutor relation ship
And may be wanted to know
may if you were open there is something more...
- Oh ,aren't you a virgin?
- yeah.
I had an experience with a virgin
a while back
And it was just ...
Susan Enright ...
yeah.
Anyway ...
It was too much drama.
I can't
But it wouldn't like that
with me, i promise.
I'm really sorry.
I made a vow to myself.
i can't have sex with a virgin
No more virgins .Alright..
It's too bad though because
i mean ...
other wise ...
Hey, what did he say?
He doesn't like me.
He said that?
He said that he
wouldn't do it with a virgin
Because of the whole
Susan Enright debacle.
Why does one crazy virgin
have to ruin it for the rest of us ..Huh ?
What?
Katie! Hey!
Katie!
Katiekins, Katiekins.
I always knew that ...
Some how me and Ryan
would be together.
Now it is too late.
If only there is a way that you can
snap your fingers
.. and you wouldn't be a virgin anymore.
sorry.
Hey, how about we go upstairs
and do something nasty?
Okay, go through
out please.
You know that actually
there is a way that
you could still get Ryan.
But you never do it.
Rose, I will do anything.
All you have to do is
loose your virginity.
But Ryan wont make love to me.
with Someone else at party
tonight.
Rose!
You asked.
I think
iam just gonna go.
- Ok,Well ...
- No!
You stay, have fun.
I just need
a lone time.
Okay.
Come here Katie. I love you.
Katie!
Rose, I am gonna do it.
i realise i have to do what ever i can
to give it an another chance.
I am so fricking
proud of you.
Ok alright
-Let's get this thing going ...
Who should we
get to do that?
Spencer!
No.
- No I don't think so.
- Katie, he Is perfect.
You known him since kindergarden
He is nice.
He is safe.
My guess is it's gonna
take about a minute.
Sorry that i
took so long.
ridiculous they have
so long que
- Are you okay.,you looks a little...
- Oh she is fine, Spencer.
In fact ...
Katie was just telling me that ..well
she want's you spence...
Want's me for what?
To hook up with.
fuck,screw ...
No way.
Yes, don't you Katie?
Really?
Oh my god a girl hanging with Spencer
yeah or no
Hum ,yeah.
yeah, definitrly.
- Really?
- Sure.
I mean, of course.
When?
Right now.
Ok ,If not now
when?, hello
Ok.
I.. just go to this bathroom.
I cant belive you
are doing this.
- I can't do this.i just realise
- Katie, come on, you can do it.
- I have to tell Spencer to forget it.
- Katie ...
Calm down you are really ok
just listen to me.it's no big deal
All you need to do is, well ...
Nothing! You just lay there.
- lie ...
- And Spencer put's it in...
Wait
-Spencer Puts ...his ...
- His penis.
- Oh my God!
Spencer has a penis!
Rose ...
I guess i have always known
but never rally knew ...you know
- Katie.
- Rose, I can't do this.
I think ...
Just don't look at it.
- Really?
- yeah!
But what if
i have to!
You don't have to see it
you probably won't even feel it
really?
Okay, it's gonna hurt like fucking hell.
But that was supposed to feel good.
Please like shoving a sausage in
ear canal feels good ...
Oh my God.
And then there is the blood.
The Blood?
Come on Katie
you are really gonna love it.
i mean not the first time
or even your third time ...
Why would one ever
do this?
ok stop stop. think it light
like going to the dentist
you like going to the dentist
don't you? Katie
yeah.
That's because i never
get any cavities
And always get free
tooth brush after.
Wll i don't think Spencer
is going to find any cavities either, except for the one
but the important thing you have to remember
once it's done
You are getting greater than a tooth brush
you are gonna have
Ryan Lambert!
yes. yes
Okay, okay.
i Can do this.
He just inserts it ...
and then i wait a minute or two
- And it is over with.
- Like going to the dentist.
right.
- i Can do this!
- You can do it.
- I can do it!
- You can do it.
- i can really do this
you can do it
Oh my god, go and do it.
I can't do this.
How can i do this ,this just totally....
It is not fair.
This is way too much pressure.
I need more time to prepare
Hey, Dude
you have been preparing for 18 years
yeah.
Yeah, you are right.
I wiil be fine.
As long as you come too fast.
What?
Chicks , they take longer ...
What?
you know ...
How would you know?
trust me, i know.
Just go whack off now
then you won,t have trouble lasting .
What? No!
i Can't do that.
There is no other option.
Guys.
Here?
I cant believe I am gonna do this.
ok
-just concentrate.
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- yeah.ok
Just a second.
Damn it.
I need something to ...
This all left to do.
Katie ...
yeah.
I tried to get them out of here
but they won't go.
As long as they stay out of this room.
Hey, can you fill this with water?
Jesus!
What is wrong with you?
My grandfather is in the next room.
I'm sorry.
Jesus.
No, no
it is not what it's look like.
i just couldn't find anything else.
Oh,yeah?
I didn't see that.
I swear!
Seriously i love this stuff.
Wow
she is hot
In fact,
i am taking this
I can't wait to whack off
to this.
You are pervert.
so?
Yeah, that was Great advice.
you almost get me kicked out of this party.
Hey
- i was just trying to help.
And
Look what I got here.
- What is this stuff?
- trust me , this makes sex ...
Really hot.
How do you know?
Oh i know.
Okay,
i can do this.
The best thing to do is just ...
Get it done as quick as possible.
so ... I guess ...
we should use my new car.
Your dad brought you this car
for your graduation?
- yeah.
- It's nice.
Thanks.
so, I guess ...
- safety first.
-Yeah,right
It's important.
ok so i will just get this up.
unless you want to ...
No, thank you.
right.
I am not ...
you know ...
I mean not huge.
or anything
Oh
that is Okay.
it's probably good.
actualluy
Oh right.
I mean iam not tinier any thing.
i am just normal.
6.25 inches.
i mean if you measure it from the top
not from it's origin. most guys do that
I really think that is cheating.
I mean ...
probably.
Ok.
so ...
ready?
ok.
Get the seat back.
God.
yeah we gonna do fireworks
fireworks .
Ok
Go! Go
Shit what the hell is wrong with it?
Okay, just ...
are you okay?
Yeah, just that ...
Yeah, Spencer get some.
Do you know these guys?
-Who are they?
No.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know you are gonna do that.
Oh .. I'm sorry.
I think we should just
you know dispense from the extreneous stuff...
you know like kissing.
Ok.
It's Great.
Just, just dispense.
- Shit.
- What? What is wrong?
- Did i do something?
- No,no it's fine.
It's Okay?
-It's fine
- Close your eyes, ok?
-Ok.
Spencer ...
- You gonna insert it soon?
- yes.
Just please
-I have to concentrate.
Okay, now.
What? What are you doing?
Get off!
Oh shit,
it's a dead stick!
You are fanatsysing about
another woman
With a big butt
while we are screwing?
- No.. Katie,we are not screwing
- No.
Katie, wait.
Please, Katie!
I know, iam not the
pretiest girl on school
But you really need
visual aid to screw me?
Either pretending your
big butt woman?
No, Katie
I was pretending i was with you .
That makes no sense at all.
Just forget it.
I will find someone else.
someone else?
You bitch
ok..
One ...
Cheers..
motherfucker!
Katie,
hey how did it go?
It didn't.
it didn't work
Be a dick?
No ..iam just not his type.
Holy liersemnaly!
Spencer is gay!
I always knew it he couldn't drive with the poodo
And he was under crater
the entire time.
Be a dick?
Hearts the patient?
No.
I really need to explain it to her.
Here.
Please give in the bathroom.
Hey ...
There you go,
relax.
Fuck it! Cheers.
And that you go!
I do not know, Rose.
May be i should go home.
What?
No.
We had one minor little set back.
All we have to do is find someone else
and hope right back on
that sexy dentist!
But if get on the horse
and he just wants the water ...
but the water that has a big butt ..
Okay,this is good.
You are not making any sense.
You are definitely drunk enough
Katie ...
You are gonna loose
the virginity tonight.
That little virgin slut .
We want Chelsea here
Chelsea!
Ok ..minor setback.
We have to regroup.
Sweater goes.
You know, I really didn't realised that
It's gonna be this harder.
shit happens.
Katie, you're here?
Will you sign my year book? ok
-you know
I am actually thinking about joining
speech and debate team ..
and becoming captain.
next year too
All you need is a positive
female role model
and happens to be one.
Right upstairs
This is my positive role model?
yeah.
Look close
because this is what a man wants.
That is what a man wants?
Ok.
Let's see what we...
Have you done that?
No.
Mandy here said as that
before she got her 48D implants
She used to stuff her bra full of
Silcon chicken cutlets.
But we dont have any of those.
But ..i bet i can find
the very next best thing.
Ok
-Game Plan:
Iam gonna start shoot
the fridge
You are gonna put on
more makeup
Fix your hair
and shave
- But I shaved this morning.
- Not your legs.
Your pechechi, right?
Wow do it
You said it was a emergency.
Why is she holding a shaver?
Shaving emergency. Cheers.
Is not so bad.
It feels good.
Oh...
It's stuck.
Chicken ... chicken ... chicken
Cutlets.
They have some
Cool.
Finally, one last bit.
You are man. You can rub one out.
It won't come off
You are like so lucky
They take me everywhere.
Get it off.
Mommy takes care,
right?
Oh..Oh
it itches
It Really?
Ok, mind over matter.
Do that for me please.
Ok baby let's put this thing
But wait.
ew, That's not chicken
Dont be so sensitive, okay?
You want big tits or not?
Marinaid?
That's all they had.
ok
And like that
Boonaback!
Yeah
works for Mandy...right.
Katie, don't.
Hey how is it going?
You guys want to go upstairs and
make some private for three?
What are you doing?
Chelsea told me that you are planning
to lose your ...
Busy!
No, Wait.
- You can do this.
- And why not?
Just because you can't get it up for her
doesn't mean no one else can
Cherry bomb
Iam zoman
It's kathy, right?
Katie.
yeah.right
You were in my french class
weren't you?
You look little diffrent somehow.
I mean in a good way.
Thanks.
- You been here long?
- What?
- I can't hear you.
- I said
May be we should go upstairs
and talk
You know like in a,
bedroom or something.
Don't you have a girlfriend?
Who? Rachel?
What You see her here? No!
No, no, no, no.
So..we should may be go upstairs
-Really.
- ok?
- yeah!
- Okay, let's go.
come on.
As like she is going crazy.
Fuck you man!
Forget about her.
You deserve better.
Hey. hey.
What is up?
Go and get us some rum.
It could happen any minute.
You do realise that you have
to see a penis ,right?
Yeah, i know.
I was thinking you are totally right.
I am just ready this time
And i should ...
It's
I should Just try.
Just gonna do it,
you know?
Have you have one of these
cherry bombs yet?
Hey, sorry,
are you ready?
- Let's do this.
- bye.
Bye.
Oh God,
get this off.
It's gonna be so good.
Oh man... You are so hot.
I am?
hmm ...
Any way we could just
like make love or screw?
Oh boy
you sure you love that french, don't you.
Sure, we can make little screw.
But i just.. you
suck on first.
This is gonna be so good.
Are you ready?
Oh my God,
here we go.
Come here.
What is wrong? What?
Nothing, i ...
Oh no
I just
Do they all look like one?
No way man!
Some of them are ugly.
Here, you can kiss it.
I just need to answer my phone.
I didn't hear any ring..
I will just answer it.
and it will take a minute
He is not get ready to do this all day.
i am not talking about me
Just a second.
I didn't really hear any thing ring.
Hey . Hey What happened?
You were supposed to be in there.
Tell me is it supposed to look like that.
yeah, more or less.
Are you sure?
Hey,check it out.
Weaner
I am a lesbian.
you are not gay.
You just need to get used to it.
Look it in it
it's a wild Mushroom.
Thing has veins.
And it is purple.
And he wants me to put my mouth on it.
- When comes ...
- comes?
Shoot sperm.
I can't do this, really .
I have to go .
- Katie!
- I can not.
This whole thing is like
a horrible horror movie.
And i do not even like
Mr.Mushrooms.
Trevor! Where are you?
Kathy, you are back.
Katie.
What is the matter?
You look little nervous.
Come here.
Won't you have a little bit of this ...
-it will make you feel better.
-It will?
- yeah?
- Absolutely.
Shoot, so, okay.
Now it's time for me to blow your mind.
Ok. I just need you...
to suck it for like one minute
and then we can have sex.
Okay?
I do not think i can.
I am gonna vomit.
Katie, relax.
What?
I didn't say anything.
Katie,
come closer.
Yes
Katie
Mr Mushrooms?
Katie my love kiss me.
No.
Oh Katie, please,
its for your own good.
Katie,do you know
why men didn't notice you?
It's just because you lack the certain
''the more experience'' woman have.
Has.
Katie, listen to me. the men
they are like empty shelves.
The Mind, The brain.
Yes, the very soul of the men
is in the penis.
It's so true.
So Katie, you must
Knows a penis.
yes Katie,
suck at my puss filled.
You are here Trevor?
- It's my girl friend!
- I thought you didn't have girl friends.
- Trevor,coming in!
- Ok!
There you are!
Okay.
I wont do that if i
were in your place
It smells just like cherries.
yeah.
Okay, okay.
Katie, hey.
- What happened?
- I dont want to talk about it.
Rose, this whole sex thing is been so much
more disturbing than i expected it to be.
I will be happy if i never
see a penis again.
Hey, you Just haven't
found the right one yet
When you see Ryan's,
You gonna love it. i promise
I don't think so Rose,
I really dont think that's gonna...
sorry Rose,
sorry virgin.
What is so wrong about
being a virgin?
Nothing!
I'm so sick of all of you
and your stupid name calling
I am president of the quiz club.
-Yeah!
I am, captain of the debate team !
-Yeah.
And best of class!
Or Almost.
yes.
I can do this.
I can do this
if i just set my mind to it
yes!
Rose,
I am gonna get this over with ...
Fast.
Awesome. ok
Awesome.
Ok, ok him.
Cisco? totally gay.
He is so not
He is amazing at bed.
He is got a huge cock.
What color is it?
Hey Cisco ...
Rumour. has that you
are an amazing fuck
- Katie, you are like to pervitude!
-Rose
No, it is true,
Iam but ...
for me it's not about fucking.
It's about
Using my sexual energy
to fire the "Cunnilingi" forces
and merge that energy
with the energies our bodies make
-cool..
Why don't you give Katie a lesson ?
I use always my time with
non initiates
but,
you might find it very alert.
Jesus!
-there she goes again.
- Total fucking slut.
- no,she is not.
May be i should just do it.
-Just tell her what i really feel
Yes,
absolutely.
You should tell her that
you really feel like she is a
a total fucking slut!
The love train is leaving the station.
All aboard!
Oh!
This is perfect.
Feel the energy in here.
Let your body truely
go out with your spirit...
run through your veins.
Enjoy it.
dont forget to breathe.
Breathing is key.
Take your cloths of,
and meet me on the bed
Come here.
Ok.
slow..
In and out.
Your body to be a vessel full of...
Ooh..
Now we begin,
with the introductions.
That is my lingum
"his name is Rama.
-Hi Rama.
-No.
What is the name of your Yoni?
My Yoni?..
She is listening?
-Why dont you ask her.
Yoni ...
What is your name?
I Dont.
She didn't tell me any thing
Now relly ask her.
Yoni ... what is your name?
She says that her name is Joni.
Joni.
Joni!
Your Yonis name is ''Joni"?
You know Katie, I thought that this is gonna be special
something you really enjoy.. but
You just not taking it seriously
What?
I cant teach you.
if you are not going to learn
No, please ...
I want you , i do..it's just
she is nevous, and
she makes bad jokes when she is nervous
She says she is sorry.
Okay,
you have convinced me.
Should we start with the cow?
No,
I like my colon.
Alright,
the wheelbarrow.
Ok.
Pizz.
Pizza?
Like this.
-Yeah.
Ok.
Cisco,
are you gonna put it in soon
cause Isn't that we could do?
-Feel the energy as it passes.
Through my Lingum to your Yoni.
Excuse me.
How long are you gonna..
are we gonna do this.
Well, i once lasted ten hours.
I dont have time for 10 hours
iam on adead line
I love you.
I always have.
I think about you like all the time.
And i. ..
just love you.
Oh..No,
I wasn't ...
No, dude it's cool.
That's all right man
It's love.
It's..it's
sweet sweet love.
It is a perfect union,
and she is beautiful. and it's okay man
She is available.
No, what?
She is all your's
You can be like my new grandpa.
You can buy me presents on christmas
I want a Playstation 3.
Katie.
- Did he do it ?
- No! He wanted to take like 10 hours.
Hey.
No worry.
I don't
I have got a plan.
Katie.
There you are.
- I need to talk to you.
- Not now, Spencer.
Please let me out.
Katie.
Teris?
How was you chem final?
I eased it.
Rose, please, let me out.
You know we can help you out with that,
if you want?
No, I'm sorry. i was ...
Ladies, poke it.
Either stay here with us or just go..ok
Oh Katie,
please stay with us.
We guys have so much fun really!
yeah we will.
Does that mean we have to have sex?
yeah.
That can work.
I suppose we should introuduce our self
I'm Katie.
so not a lesbian.
Oh..Jesus!
What the hell is this?
I don't want it
Oh..It's ok guys.
Katie just has a cutitch
I like the bite
It all sounds good to me
Wow ..focus
No offense
more of like it
It' mine..
no..
Oh.. let it come
let it come
Wait.. no,stop!
Wait
Oh.. better come
Wait..stop.. no
Oh better come
Oh better come
That's mine
It's cool. Dont worry
It's all good
Can you do it again?
No way man
It was like fourth time in an hour.
I got to go, then.
That's cool ,my dad wiil be here
like in half an hour
So we don't have much time
let's go
Zoo it
let's go.
Half an hour?
Hey ...
Meet Todd.
I think it was in our school,
but I did not see any.
Yeah? it's ok
let's go
- I dont know what to do with this.
- Whip me.
Make me your bitch,
ok?
I promise i will fuck you afterwards.
I really need this right out.
Did you even go to our high school?
No, my sister did.
You just whip me ,please.
Ok.
You are my bitch.
I'm sorry, i just dont even..
i dont know what to say.
Say any thing,
-Just say nastly..ok
Just say while whipping me,nastly.
You just tingled your modifier.
No, Your modifier nastly
as in saying it nastly
or whipping me nastly. "
- Who cares?
- Who cares?
Who cares?
Oh..God I'm sick and tired of people
acting like proper English doesn't matter.
The first Rose and the penis,
now you!
You don't understand that our English is
the basis of civilized society ?
Yes, mistres
Do you really expect us to exist with
out grammer?
- yeah.
- Really?
You expect people to respect you
If you don't know proper English?
Getting whiped my brain
just go nuts.
You did it again.
am i whipping your brain?
No.
Then say it properly.
When you whip me
my brain goes nuts.
Exactly.
I could use this in my
private tutoring session.
I'm sorry, Miss,
i have been a very very bad boy
and i just need to
be punished.
You just fuck me now?
You have a penis,
so you fuck me.
How could about modifiers ...
Someone is coming!
Allright guys come on.
get out of here
Out!
What the hell?
I just don't even think she deserves
the good citizenship award
because she is been a total slut
here tonight.
Katie.
Jesus.
Seth got to get this.
Seth!
Katie!
Jeremy
I love you.
You are so beautiful.
your face ...
and your boobs.
Your dick.
Katie, you never told me
you have a big dick.
It's not what it is!
God.
It is a big dick!
Shemale
Where?
How did I get this off?
Oh
that itches.
Wow
that was good
yeah..
This is really good.
What a freak!
What are you doing?
stop it,please stop it.
Please, stop it.
Don't go.
I gonna make you a star.
What is that about?
10.85 for hard-core porn.
Dude
that is way too much.
Wow Wow
Dude she is gonna leave.
Do not be a dick Seth.
Look, just give me the tape ok.
I will pay you for it .
No way man.
Seth seriously
why are you even doing this
you want this to be a serious job
It's fun. and besides i don't have any
scandals around here,
do you?
Hey Spencer!
this is your fault.
I know.
Katie ...
Hey.
There you are.
You okay?
Katie ...
Look it's no big deal. no one is
even gonna remember this in the morning
Ok, yeah it's all any one ever
gonna talk about
for ever and ever, so what?
Who cares?
They are all lame any way.
You are so close
now it's not the time to just give up.
What?
Yes it is
i should have given up 3 hours ago
I can not do this.
This is been
the worst night of my life
You just see what happend in there?
Yeah, I heard.
Not even that.
Everything! Everything!
What was i thinking?
We can still go back in there and
we can make this happen.
No, we can't.
I don't want to do anything like
this ever again.
I will wait untill iam 40 to
loose my virginity
if then.
Rose ...
Thank you for all your help
But...
I think it's just time that i go.
What about Ryan?
I dont know.
Katie ...
Fuck.
Spencer ,do you think that Katie deserves
the good citizenship award?
No ...
I mean ... No,
she is not.
It is my fault. i insulted her early
that is why she is doing all this.
Do you think that is why
she is loosing her virginity?
She is doing it
just to sleep with Ryan lambert.
And everyone knows Ryan
won't do it with a virgin.
What?
-No!
-Where did you hear that?
- Everyone knows ...
except you.
Oh boy.
I'm so stupid.
Of course it is about Ryan.
It's always about Ryan.
I knew it.
I knew Ryan was the soul mate
That Kiss proved it.
He is going to be my first.
Come on let's go
get some punch.
- Hey Spence,you okay?
- yeah. iam good dude
Spencer ...
If you want to get back to her,
i know the perfect way.
What?
Just stuff the votes in my favor
and i will do anything you wants.
Anything.
And no one ever has to know.
Shit ...
Katie?
I'm sorry, I just need
get my purse.
Why are you naked?
I just had to change my cloths
this girl puked all over me.
- Where you going?
-Home, I just need to get my purse.
You are not going home.
I want to do it right now.
I want to do it right now.
But i thought you said ...
No, i know i said before.
just forget that
What?
Nice tits, Katie.
- What titsl.
- Ryan.
Ryan.
I have been thinking about
this moment for ever
Yeah,
me too.
Ok.ok
A real quick blowjob.
- yeah, i know it feels good
- I need to go to the bathroom.
Okay.
- I need that.
- Sure.
ok
Take your time
Hey man,
if we were stranded on a island
I would be okay with that.
- Really?
- You are a good cute.
I am back.
I just don't get it.
Chelsea and all people.
Oh Ryan, I'm sorry, it's just that
i never even liked her
Ok,
Let's start this.
Where were we?
Ok. blow job.
Tonight is been the
weirdest night of my life.
I swear to god
I do not know what else could happen.
Shit.
No. that's grandpas heart monitor.
Damn, some body call 911.
Jesus,
what the hell!
Oh man
she is sucking your grandpa.
She just have killed him!
Oh my God!
My God!
Katie, you are back.
You i just ,i need to go.
I need to get my purse.
What is the matter?
Where were we?
I just ... it's time.
No.
What is the matter?
Don't you love me any more?
yeah,
Of course i do.
Just ...
Then make love to me now.
Make love to me now.
Ryan ... Ryan.
What is the matter?
I do not know.
I do not know.
I'm sorry. i dont know
I just thought it would be different.
like that kiss.
Kiss?
That kiss in sixth grade.
So amazing.
So passionate.
It said that we meant
to be together for ever.
Wow...
I do not even remember that.
I'm sorry.
I should just go.
Goodbye Ryan.
Goodbye, Katie.
Have a nice summer.
Oh my god
You are gay?
No ... yeah.
Ok, technically iam bisexual.
You are gay.
Ok iam sorry i didn't tell you.
I just don't want anyone to know
Ryan, I wouldn't have told anyone.
Hey, you won't tell
anyone, right?
Katie, Katie!
Hai Rose, It' me
Iam done. iam out in front.
Oh
I just need a minute.
Or make that two.
There you are.
- I need to talk to you
- Hi Spencer.
Katie, listen.
No, you dont want to tell me
I know.
I acted like a total crazy person
tonight.
yeah, but ...
All the stupid things that I did!
I can not believe I've killed
a little old man tonight.
That is pretty bad.
Wouldnt I was not upset
about making valictoria.
I didnt even appreciate the
things i did have.
I mean ...
Probably lost my scholarship
and everything.
Oh right.
On Morality clause.
yeah.
I wont worry too much about that.
Seth's tape,
"Memories of High School.
With the Katie Powers.
Spencer
-How did you get this?
I negotiated with Seth for it.
I can't believe it.
yeah i got him some better footage.
of Chelsea and i on the bed
Thank you.
yeah.
You!
You are the one who
blew my grandpa.
Jeremy, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to
It was total accident
I didn't mean to kill him.
You didn't kill him.
You didn't kill grandpa.
You cured him.you woke him up
- He came out of his coma.
- He did?
yeah, he is got like this newly life .
In fact he is at Good Sam, he is in room 1321,
if you want pay him another one of your visit.
Katie, listen.
After tonight i realised that ...
I don't want to be your friend any more
Spencer.
What i mean it ...
It was you.
yeah.
Why why didn't you ever ...?
I and Ryan both wear the
same costume that day
And i saw how happy you were
when you thought it was him ...
I just left.
- Spencer!
- I should have told you.
I love you.
I always have.
Spencer ...
But you and Chelsea, tonight ...
Keep itsafe
I will be on CNN with that.
Seth, please. Seth wait
I will do anything.
Watch.
Chelsea, i know what you said before ..
How can you get on directory
They will catch us?
Spencer,
He can't.
I have been blowing him.
once in a week this Past year
How do you think I was the best?
To my notes?
Chelsea, I do not think that you're not
validitorial in work
Seth, what are you doing here?
Move.Move!
Wow
sure
you really ready?
yeah.
Ok
me too.
What the hell?
- I'm sorry.
- No, Spencer. It's okay.
Really I mean,
after all of this time
waiting and wondering
another hour won't hurt.
Katie ...
What?
You just tangled your modifier.
Oh my God,
I did.
I did.
- Katie.
- Yeah Spencer.
I do not think we are gonna have
to wait another hour.
It's fricking beautiful man.
We did it.